1 00:00:23,373 --> 00:00:26,207 ? did sweeney Todd ? 2 00:00:26,275 --> 00:00:28,443 ? the demon barber of fleet street ? 3 00:00:28,510 --> 00:00:30,244 Did you write this? 4 00:00:30,312 --> 00:00:31,639 - No. - Who did? 5 00:00:31,707 --> 00:00:33,449 - Stephen sondheim. - Who is he? 6 00:00:33,517 --> 00:00:37,611 All: ? swing your razor wide, sweeney ? 7 00:00:37,679 --> 00:00:41,259 ? hold it to to the skies ? 8 00:00:41,326 --> 00:00:47,864 ? freely flows the blood of those who moralize ? 9 00:00:47,931 --> 00:00:49,395 What the hell is happening? 10 00:00:49,463 --> 00:00:50,829 We are the cast of sweeney Todd: 11 00:00:50,897 --> 00:00:52,397 The demon barber of fleet street. 12 00:00:52,465 --> 00:00:54,633 We open in a couple of weeks at the loose screw playhouse, 13 00:00:54,700 --> 00:00:56,335 Here in Scranton, and today, just doing... 14 00:00:56,403 --> 00:00:59,738 [cockney accent] a wee bit of viral marketing, gov'nor! 15 00:00:59,805 --> 00:01:01,773 All: ? attend the tale of sweeney Todd ? 16 00:01:01,841 --> 00:01:03,842 ? ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ? 17 00:01:03,910 --> 00:01:05,778 ? he served a dark and a vengeful God ? 18 00:01:05,846 --> 00:01:07,448 All: ? he served a dark and a vengeful God ? 19 00:01:07,516 --> 00:01:09,617 ? ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ? 20 00:01:09,685 --> 00:01:11,519 ? what happens then, well, that's the play ? 21 00:01:11,587 --> 00:01:13,153 ? and he wouldn't want us to give it away ? 22 00:01:13,221 --> 00:01:14,990 [cast gasps] 23 00:01:15,058 --> 00:01:16,492 All: ? not sweeney Todd ? 24 00:01:16,559 --> 00:01:18,761 ? ? 25 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,397 ? the demon barber of fleet ? 26 00:01:21,464 --> 00:01:23,066 ? street ? 27 00:01:23,133 --> 00:01:25,202 Wha ho ho! 28 00:01:25,270 --> 00:01:27,238 [applause] 29 00:01:27,306 --> 00:01:29,707 Oh, that was amazing! 30 00:01:29,774 --> 00:01:31,374 That was awesome! 31 00:01:31,442 --> 00:01:34,174 I auditioned for this! When did the cast list go up? 32 00:01:34,242 --> 00:01:36,076 Like a month ago. 33 00:01:36,144 --> 00:01:37,878 Really? They didn't call me! 34 00:01:39,983 --> 00:01:41,617 Who am I playing? 35 00:01:43,555 --> 00:01:44,991 Andy? 36 00:01:45,058 --> 00:01:47,954 [cheerful music] 37 00:01:48,021 --> 00:01:52,064 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 38 00:02:19,785 --> 00:02:21,218 [gasps] 39 00:02:21,286 --> 00:02:23,654 Two comps for m'lady and her Gabe. 40 00:02:23,721 --> 00:02:25,288 It's closing night. 41 00:02:25,355 --> 00:02:26,522 Tomorrow we have to give the theater over 42 00:02:26,590 --> 00:02:27,923 To the Scranton's miss fitness pageant. 43 00:02:27,991 --> 00:02:30,492 I am so excited, but I just need one. 44 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:31,760 Gabe can't come. Sorry. 45 00:02:31,828 --> 00:02:33,495 - What? - Yeah. 46 00:02:33,563 --> 00:02:36,064 That's awful. Everyone's gonna miss that guy. 47 00:02:36,132 --> 00:02:38,867 Gabe is not coming, which is huge, 48 00:02:38,935 --> 00:02:41,368 Because my plan is to make Erin 49 00:02:41,435 --> 00:02:43,869 Fall back in love with me tonight. 50 00:02:43,937 --> 00:02:47,705 Women cannot resist a man singing show tunes. 51 00:02:47,773 --> 00:02:49,807 It's so powerful, even a lot of men 52 00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:52,709 Can't resist a man singing show tunes. 53 00:02:52,777 --> 00:02:54,578 - Oh, who else is going? - Everyone. 54 00:02:54,645 --> 00:02:56,580 Gabe seemed to think no one was going. 55 00:02:56,648 --> 00:02:58,883 What kind of terrible rumor monger is Gabe? 56 00:02:58,950 --> 00:03:01,486 He is woefully ill informed, all right? 57 00:03:01,553 --> 00:03:02,987 Excuse me, 58 00:03:03,055 --> 00:03:05,823 Clink, clink, clink, clink, everybody. 59 00:03:05,891 --> 00:03:07,392 You're all coming to my show tonight, right? 60 00:03:07,459 --> 00:03:08,760 Andy, what time's it start? 61 00:03:08,827 --> 00:03:10,327 - 8:00 P.M. Sharp. - How long is it? 62 00:03:10,395 --> 00:03:13,329 - Hour, 45. - No, I can't make it. 63 00:03:13,397 --> 00:03:15,995 They say that no one can take your pride, 64 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:18,563 But the people who cast Andy's play, 65 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:19,931 They took mine. 66 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:22,134 Jim, Pam, you guys are in, right? 67 00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:23,268 Oh, we wanted to, 68 00:03:23,336 --> 00:03:24,703 But our sitter just fell through. 69 00:03:24,770 --> 00:03:26,104 I'm really sorry. 70 00:03:26,171 --> 00:03:27,171 Dwight? 71 00:03:27,239 --> 00:03:29,240 Uh, no, thank you. 72 00:03:29,308 --> 00:03:31,108 Last time I went to the theater, 73 00:03:31,176 --> 00:03:35,245 A man dressed as a cat sat on my lap. 74 00:03:35,313 --> 00:03:38,281 It would mean so much to me 75 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:39,682 If you came to my show tonight. 76 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:42,451 I can't, Andy. It's too hard. 77 00:03:42,519 --> 00:03:44,886 That's... 78 00:03:44,954 --> 00:03:46,354 I put everything I had into that audition. 79 00:03:46,422 --> 00:03:47,488 Do you understand that? 80 00:03:47,556 --> 00:03:48,823 If it makes you feel any better, 81 00:03:48,891 --> 00:03:51,058 No one who auditioned for the part of sweeney Todd 82 00:03:51,126 --> 00:03:52,092 Got that part. 83 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:53,427 They had to bring in a ringer. 84 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:54,561 Wow. 85 00:03:54,629 --> 00:03:56,163 This guy's, like, world class. 86 00:03:56,230 --> 00:03:57,798 You should not feel bad. 87 00:03:57,866 --> 00:03:59,500 [sighs] 88 00:03:59,568 --> 00:04:01,936 I'm asking you thespian to thespian. 89 00:04:02,004 --> 00:04:04,672 Will you please be the bigger man 90 00:04:04,740 --> 00:04:05,773 And come to my show? 91 00:04:05,841 --> 00:04:07,308 I wish I could, Andy, 92 00:04:07,376 --> 00:04:08,576 But I can't. 93 00:04:08,644 --> 00:04:11,412 I have plans that night. 94 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:17,150 I'm going to see a friend in a play called sweeney Todd. 95 00:04:17,218 --> 00:04:18,384 You're that friend. 96 00:04:18,452 --> 00:04:19,719 I'm going to see your play. 97 00:04:19,787 --> 00:04:21,788 [laughs] 98 00:04:21,855 --> 00:04:23,223 Noishe! 99 00:04:23,290 --> 00:04:25,191 And scene. 100 00:04:25,259 --> 00:04:28,360 Listen, I would like you to take me to Andy's play tonight. 101 00:04:28,428 --> 00:04:30,161 Please, waste of time. 102 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:32,630 You know what? Let's just knock this out right now. 103 00:04:32,698 --> 00:04:33,998 Disrobe. 104 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:36,465 Angela? Don't like her anymore. 105 00:04:36,533 --> 00:04:38,128 Not attracted to her anymore. 106 00:04:38,196 --> 00:04:41,462 Just contractually obligated to make a baby with her. 107 00:04:41,529 --> 00:04:42,996 Give me the punch card. 108 00:04:43,064 --> 00:04:44,931 No. If you want to punch the punch card, 109 00:04:44,999 --> 00:04:46,065 You have to take me to the show. 110 00:04:46,133 --> 00:04:47,867 That is not in the contract. 111 00:04:47,935 --> 00:04:49,969 Well, there's a lot of gray area in that clause. 112 00:04:50,037 --> 00:04:51,871 Do you want to re-mediate? 113 00:04:51,939 --> 00:04:53,205 All right, fine! 114 00:04:53,273 --> 00:04:54,840 I'll go to your little show, 115 00:04:54,908 --> 00:04:57,409 But I'm not wearing a cape. Thank you. 116 00:04:57,477 --> 00:04:59,878 Dwight and I have a contractual agreement 117 00:04:59,945 --> 00:05:02,413 To procreate five times, plain and simple. 118 00:05:02,481 --> 00:05:06,516 And should he develop feelings for me? 119 00:05:06,584 --> 00:05:08,051 Well, that would be permissible 120 00:05:08,118 --> 00:05:13,655 Under item 7c, clause 2, so I would not object. 121 00:05:13,723 --> 00:05:15,890 Hey. How are those salads? 122 00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:17,291 It's my own fault... 123 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:20,126 My parents used to scramble to find babysitters 124 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:22,595 So they could take my little brother to do stuff. 125 00:05:22,663 --> 00:05:23,863 I understand how hard it can be. 126 00:05:23,930 --> 00:05:26,564 I just... tonight, I mean, if you could... 127 00:05:26,632 --> 00:05:27,698 We'll keep looking. 128 00:05:27,766 --> 00:05:28,899 - Yes! - Really? 129 00:05:28,967 --> 00:05:30,201 I mean, who knows? 130 00:05:30,269 --> 00:05:31,903 Maybe I have a niece my family never told me about. 131 00:05:31,971 --> 00:05:33,438 Oh, my gosh, that would be amazing. 132 00:05:33,506 --> 00:05:35,006 - Yeah. - For a lot of reasons. 133 00:05:35,074 --> 00:05:36,140 Yeah, I know. 134 00:05:36,208 --> 00:05:37,775 Neiche! 135 00:05:39,510 --> 00:05:40,577 Oh, hey, guys. 136 00:05:40,645 --> 00:05:42,278 You brought balloons to a play? 137 00:05:42,345 --> 00:05:44,712 I did, because I am being the bigger man, 138 00:05:44,780 --> 00:05:46,516 And balloons are bigger than flowers. 139 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:48,050 It's nice, like up. 140 00:05:48,118 --> 00:05:49,485 Yes. 141 00:05:49,552 --> 00:05:50,985 Excuse me. 142 00:05:51,053 --> 00:05:52,920 Are you the guy that did an entire law & order episode 143 00:05:52,988 --> 00:05:54,154 For his audition? 144 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:58,891 Nope. 145 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,693 - Guys? - Hey! 146 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,128 - Andy! - Hey! 147 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,396 You all made it. Thank you so much. 148 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:05,798 You should actually thank Erin. 149 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,532 She's the one who agreed to babysit. 150 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:10,168 She's babysitting? 151 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:12,370 I really wanted to see Andy's play, 152 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:14,505 Because he's so, so talented, 153 00:06:14,573 --> 00:06:17,974 But I've been trying to get in the babysitting game forever. 154 00:06:18,042 --> 00:06:19,475 The 13-year-olds in this town 155 00:06:19,543 --> 00:06:21,010 Have a complete monopoly. 156 00:06:21,078 --> 00:06:23,980 It's almost like a babysitters' club. 157 00:06:24,047 --> 00:06:25,348 I understand. 158 00:06:25,415 --> 00:06:27,649 This is like... 159 00:06:27,717 --> 00:06:29,851 Huge opportunity for her. 160 00:06:35,659 --> 00:06:36,825 [balloons creaking] 161 00:06:36,893 --> 00:06:38,894 This is ridiculous. 162 00:06:38,962 --> 00:06:40,195 You'd think they'd discourage people 163 00:06:40,263 --> 00:06:41,630 From bringing in balloons. 164 00:06:41,698 --> 00:06:45,067 Hey, I think this guy playing sweeney Todd is my plumber. 165 00:06:45,135 --> 00:06:46,835 No, Darryl. 166 00:06:46,903 --> 00:06:49,138 This guy's a world-class actor. 167 00:06:49,206 --> 00:06:50,973 He doesn't daylight as your plumber. 168 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:52,241 No, it's my plumber. 169 00:06:52,309 --> 00:06:53,609 Says so in his bio. 170 00:06:53,677 --> 00:06:55,778 Apparently, the director discovered him doing karaoke. 171 00:06:55,845 --> 00:06:57,711 It's his first play. He didn't even audition. 172 00:06:57,779 --> 00:06:59,044 [piano playing overture] are you kidding me? 173 00:06:59,112 --> 00:07:00,112 Shh! 174 00:07:00,179 --> 00:07:01,546 If we don't listen to the overture, 175 00:07:01,614 --> 00:07:02,880 We won't recognize the musical themes 176 00:07:02,948 --> 00:07:03,881 When they come back later. 177 00:07:03,949 --> 00:07:05,483 All right, I'm sorry. 178 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:08,085 [balloons squeaking] God. 179 00:07:08,152 --> 00:07:12,088 ? attend the tale of sweeney Todd ? 180 00:07:12,156 --> 00:07:15,591 ? his skin was pale and his eye was odd ? 181 00:07:15,659 --> 00:07:17,593 ? he shaved the faces of gentlemen ? 182 00:07:17,660 --> 00:07:19,895 ? who never thereafter were heard of again ? 183 00:07:19,962 --> 00:07:23,131 ? he trod the path that few have trod ? 184 00:07:23,198 --> 00:07:25,900 ? did sweeney Todd ? 185 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:28,935 ? the demon barber of fleet street ? 186 00:07:29,003 --> 00:07:33,906 ? ? 187 00:07:33,973 --> 00:07:36,174 ? he kept a shop in london town ? 188 00:07:36,242 --> 00:07:38,243 Excuse me, I think you may be in the wrong seats. 189 00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:40,812 ? of fancy clients and good renown ? 190 00:07:40,879 --> 00:07:42,781 Oooh! 191 00:07:42,849 --> 00:07:44,216 ? what if none of their souls were saved ? 192 00:07:44,284 --> 00:07:46,685 ? they went to their maker impeccably shaved ? 193 00:07:46,753 --> 00:07:47,820 ? by sweeney ? 194 00:07:47,887 --> 00:07:49,454 ? ? 195 00:07:49,522 --> 00:07:52,024 ? by sweeney Todd ? [balloons creaking] 196 00:07:52,091 --> 00:07:53,859 ? the demon barber of fleet street ? 197 00:07:53,926 --> 00:07:58,129 [balloons creaking] 198 00:07:58,197 --> 00:08:01,966 ? I feel you ? 199 00:08:02,034 --> 00:08:05,502 ? johanna ? 200 00:08:05,570 --> 00:08:09,969 ? I feel you ? 201 00:08:10,036 --> 00:08:12,004 ? I was half convinced I waited ? 202 00:08:12,072 --> 00:08:14,339 [whispering] I work with that guy. 203 00:08:14,407 --> 00:08:17,542 ? satisfied enough to dream you ? 204 00:08:17,610 --> 00:08:21,278 ? happily I was mistaken ? 205 00:08:21,346 --> 00:08:25,682 ? johanna ? 206 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:27,784 [whispering] ugh! There's gum on the seat, 207 00:08:27,851 --> 00:08:29,552 And now it's on my work skirt. 208 00:08:29,619 --> 00:08:30,953 I have to go change. 209 00:08:31,021 --> 00:08:33,988 Too bad I'm not gonna explain anything that you miss. 210 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:36,991 Oh, Dwight, just move. 211 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:41,194 ? do they think that walls can hide you ? 212 00:08:41,261 --> 00:08:43,362 His name's Andy. 213 00:08:43,430 --> 00:08:45,497 He's a terrible salesman. 214 00:08:45,564 --> 00:08:48,499 ? I am in the dark beside you ? 215 00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:50,367 ? buried sweetly ? 216 00:08:50,435 --> 00:08:51,368 [whispering] what time is it? 217 00:08:51,436 --> 00:08:55,305 ? in your yellow hair ? 218 00:09:00,011 --> 00:09:02,111 Michael! 219 00:09:02,179 --> 00:09:03,746 Shelby Thomas weems, the director. 220 00:09:03,814 --> 00:09:04,781 Hello. 221 00:09:04,849 --> 00:09:05,848 I promise you 222 00:09:05,916 --> 00:09:07,683 That if you keep auditioning 223 00:09:07,751 --> 00:09:09,418 With a similar gusto... Okay. 224 00:09:09,486 --> 00:09:11,053 We are going to find a production 225 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,488 With a role for Michael Scott. 226 00:09:13,556 --> 00:09:14,556 - Okay. - Yes? 227 00:09:14,624 --> 00:09:15,790 - Yes. - Good. 228 00:09:15,858 --> 00:09:17,092 - Good. - Enjoy the second act. 229 00:09:17,159 --> 00:09:18,560 - You enjoy the second act. - Have a refreshment. 230 00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:19,594 Thank you. You, too. 231 00:09:19,662 --> 00:09:23,964 Oh, thank you, thank you. 232 00:09:24,032 --> 00:09:26,232 Come on, Dwight. 233 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,267 Why are you dressed like a seed catalog model? 234 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:31,304 These are just my dirty old gardening clothes. 235 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,904 They were all that I had in my car. 236 00:09:33,972 --> 00:09:35,171 Let's go. 237 00:09:39,142 --> 00:09:40,510 Hey, Erin, it's Pam. 238 00:09:40,577 --> 00:09:42,112 Hey, how you doin... 239 00:09:42,179 --> 00:09:43,479 No, no, don't put cece on the phone, 240 00:09:43,547 --> 00:09:45,714 Because she can't talk yet. 241 00:09:45,782 --> 00:09:49,050 Okay. No, I was just calling to see how everything's going. 242 00:09:49,118 --> 00:09:50,918 Yeah? Yeah? It's good? 243 00:09:50,986 --> 00:09:52,853 The play? 244 00:09:52,921 --> 00:09:54,388 The play is kind of great. 245 00:09:54,456 --> 00:09:56,156 I mean, it's fun to hear Andy sing 246 00:09:56,224 --> 00:09:58,292 In the appropriate setting. 247 00:09:58,359 --> 00:10:01,895 No, he's really sorry you couldn't make it, too. 248 00:10:01,963 --> 00:10:02,963 Yeah. 249 00:10:03,030 --> 00:10:04,498 So thank you so much again. 250 00:10:04,565 --> 00:10:05,899 We're having a great time. 251 00:10:05,967 --> 00:10:07,334 Oh, they're flashing the lights, 252 00:10:07,401 --> 00:10:08,401 So we should go in. 253 00:10:08,469 --> 00:10:10,036 Thanks. Bye. 254 00:10:11,572 --> 00:10:13,073 Okay, so we called, and everything's fine. 255 00:10:13,140 --> 00:10:14,507 - Everything's fine. - We can relax. 256 00:10:14,575 --> 00:10:16,409 We can relax. Let's get our sweeney on. 257 00:10:16,476 --> 00:10:20,112 - ? then I go walking with you-hoo ? 258 00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:21,813 ? you-hoo ? 259 00:10:21,881 --> 00:10:24,850 ? I warm me bones on the esplanade ? 260 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:28,319 ? have tea and scones with me gay young blade ? 261 00:10:28,387 --> 00:10:29,420 [whispers] Michael! 262 00:10:29,488 --> 00:10:30,521 ? and I'll knit a sweater ? 263 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:31,855 ? while you write a letter ? 264 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:35,625 ? unless we got better to do-hoo ? 265 00:10:35,692 --> 00:10:38,092 Anything you say. 266 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:41,829 ? think how snug it'll be underneath the flannel ? 267 00:10:41,896 --> 00:10:43,397 ? when it's just you and me ? 268 00:10:43,464 --> 00:10:45,198 ? and the English channel ? 269 00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:48,434 ? in our cozy retreat, kept all neat and tidy ? 270 00:10:48,501 --> 00:10:51,436 ? we'll have chums over every Friday ? 271 00:10:51,504 --> 00:10:54,371 ? by the sea ? ? anything you say ? 272 00:10:54,439 --> 00:10:58,178 ? don't you love the weather ? 273 00:10:58,245 --> 00:11:00,212 ? by the sea ? just checking my emails. 274 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,914 See if I got any last-minute "break a legs" 275 00:11:02,982 --> 00:11:05,683 Or "I still love you" type texts. 276 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:08,217 - ? by the seaside, ooh-hoo ? 277 00:11:08,285 --> 00:11:10,152 Doesn't look like I got anything. 278 00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:11,220 Maybe on my facebook wall. 279 00:11:11,288 --> 00:11:15,024 [sustaining note] 280 00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:20,729 - Unfortunately, in this ham-fisted production 281 00:11:20,797 --> 00:11:22,030 Of sweeney Todd, 282 00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:24,331 The real terror comes from the vocal performances. 283 00:11:24,399 --> 00:11:25,465 New paragraph. 284 00:11:25,533 --> 00:11:29,269 Mr. Todd! Mr. Todd! I found her! 285 00:11:29,337 --> 00:11:31,471 You found johanna. 286 00:11:31,539 --> 00:11:32,806 That monster of a judge 287 00:11:32,873 --> 00:11:35,074 Has locked her... [cell phone chiming] 288 00:11:35,142 --> 00:11:38,343 [chiming] 289 00:11:38,411 --> 00:11:41,179 Locked her away... [chiming] 290 00:11:41,246 --> 00:11:43,380 [chiming] 291 00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:47,083 There's a little bird uttering around. 292 00:11:47,151 --> 00:11:49,419 Do hope it ceases chirping. 293 00:11:49,486 --> 00:11:51,521 [laughter] 294 00:11:51,588 --> 00:11:53,088 How is that funny? 295 00:11:53,156 --> 00:11:54,756 [chiming] the bird continues to call. 296 00:11:54,824 --> 00:11:56,991 Someone please turn off your...Bird. 297 00:11:57,059 --> 00:11:58,960 [chiming] 298 00:11:59,028 --> 00:12:00,795 Oh, for the love... turn your phone off! 299 00:12:00,863 --> 00:12:02,463 There are signs! 300 00:12:02,531 --> 00:12:06,735 Oh, it appears the bird was in mine own pocket 301 00:12:06,803 --> 00:12:08,105 This whole time. 302 00:12:08,173 --> 00:12:10,875 He's gone to sleep now. I closed his beak. 303 00:12:10,943 --> 00:12:13,411 Mmm...[laughing alone] 304 00:12:13,479 --> 00:12:16,047 What is the news of my darling daughter johanna? 305 00:12:16,115 --> 00:12:17,215 [text message chimes] 306 00:12:17,283 --> 00:12:19,517 You know what? Let me just double check, 307 00:12:19,585 --> 00:12:23,588 Make sure that bird... 308 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,189 Okay, good. 309 00:12:25,257 --> 00:12:26,657 It's off. 310 00:12:26,725 --> 00:12:28,025 I mean, silenced. 311 00:12:28,092 --> 00:12:30,861 I silenced it by killing it. 312 00:12:30,929 --> 00:12:32,696 I've killed it! I'm a murderer! 313 00:12:32,764 --> 00:12:34,465 Just like you, sweeney Todd! 314 00:12:34,532 --> 00:12:36,066 See? It all connects. 315 00:12:37,302 --> 00:12:39,636 Not that I know you're a murderer. 316 00:12:39,704 --> 00:12:41,438 My character doesn't know that yet. 317 00:12:43,274 --> 00:12:44,807 But I'm suspicious, 318 00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,042 Because of all the razors 319 00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:48,044 That you have laying around. 320 00:12:48,112 --> 00:12:51,080 [laughing] and you spend time alone, 321 00:12:51,148 --> 00:12:53,749 But you're a barber, so that'legit. 322 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,584 So there's that. 323 00:12:55,652 --> 00:12:56,751 But... 324 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,219 Where is johanna? 325 00:12:58,287 --> 00:12:59,320 - A madhouse. - A madhouse? 326 00:12:59,388 --> 00:13:02,390 - Yes, a madhouse. - A madhouse? 327 00:13:02,457 --> 00:13:04,158 Johanna is as good as rescued. 328 00:13:04,226 --> 00:13:05,459 Where do you suppose 329 00:13:05,527 --> 00:13:07,094 All the wig makers of london [wine bottle tips over] 330 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,263 Go to obtain their human hair? [bottle clanks] 331 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,831 Do you think... [bottle rolling across floor] 332 00:13:11,899 --> 00:13:14,734 So you think... [bottle rolling] 333 00:13:17,637 --> 00:13:22,273 [bottle rolling, clanking] 334 00:13:22,341 --> 00:13:23,840 [bottle comes to a stop] 335 00:13:23,908 --> 00:13:25,776 So you think... fogg's asylum, why not? 336 00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:26,877 [pops] aah! 337 00:13:26,945 --> 00:13:28,979 [balloons popping] 338 00:13:29,047 --> 00:13:31,716 [baby crying] 339 00:13:31,784 --> 00:13:33,018 Sounds like cece. 340 00:13:33,086 --> 00:13:35,387 Okay, I think everybody just needs to relax. 341 00:13:35,454 --> 00:13:37,256 [baby crying] oh, my God, go, go. 342 00:13:37,323 --> 00:13:38,423 Oh, my God. 343 00:13:38,491 --> 00:13:44,561 [cece crying] 344 00:13:44,629 --> 00:13:46,829 That's really irresponsible of Erin. 345 00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:48,894 S a ible bysitter. 346 00:13:53,808 --> 00:13:55,176 I just didn't think you guys were gonna see us. 347 00:13:55,243 --> 00:13:56,644 We were just gonna stop by and then get some ice cream 348 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,111 And then go home. 349 00:13:58,179 --> 00:14:00,013 Okay, this was pretty simple. 350 00:14:00,081 --> 00:14:01,549 Why are you here? [overlapping statements] 351 00:14:01,617 --> 00:14:02,950 All you had to do was play with her 352 00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:04,218 For, like, 30 minutes and then put her to bed. 353 00:14:04,286 --> 00:14:05,353 Then we were kind of hoping 354 00:14:05,421 --> 00:14:06,621 That you wouldn't touch her again. 355 00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:08,924 Babies shouldn't have ice cream, by the way. 356 00:14:08,991 --> 00:14:10,058 I'm sorry. 357 00:14:10,126 --> 00:14:11,693 I just... I really wanted to see Andy. 358 00:14:11,761 --> 00:14:13,328 You guys made it sound so unmissable, 359 00:14:13,396 --> 00:14:15,497 And you set me up with a car seat and everything. 360 00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:18,132 Well, the car seat was to take her to the hospital or... 361 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,501 But why would I take her to the hospital? 362 00:14:20,566 --> 00:14:22,165 You know what, it doesn't matter. 363 00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:23,299 It doesn't matter. 364 00:14:23,366 --> 00:14:24,632 Why don't I just take her home, 365 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,367 And let you guys finish, 366 00:14:26,435 --> 00:14:28,269 And then you should stay out as late as you want. 367 00:14:28,337 --> 00:14:29,971 No, we're good. Thank you, though. 368 00:14:30,038 --> 00:14:31,305 - Yeah. - Thanks. 369 00:14:31,373 --> 00:14:32,807 Okay. All right, bye, cece. 370 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:34,610 [giggles] 371 00:14:34,677 --> 00:14:36,246 - Okay. - All right. 372 00:14:36,314 --> 00:14:37,681 Well, we're never leaving the house again. 373 00:14:37,748 --> 00:14:38,848 Not together. 374 00:14:38,915 --> 00:14:42,417 [music playing, applause] 375 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,389 [loud applause] 376 00:14:57,929 --> 00:15:00,296 Boo! 377 00:15:00,364 --> 00:15:02,664 Boo! 378 00:15:06,368 --> 00:15:08,402 That was more horrifying than nunsense. 379 00:15:08,469 --> 00:15:09,838 All that singing got in the way 380 00:15:09,906 --> 00:15:12,240 Of some perfectly good murders. 381 00:15:12,308 --> 00:15:15,043 Where's my car? 382 00:15:24,255 --> 00:15:25,388 Come on. 383 00:15:27,925 --> 00:15:30,259 Mmm! Fruit is so much better when it's dried. 384 00:15:30,326 --> 00:15:31,726 I've already eaten, like, 30 apricots. 385 00:15:31,794 --> 00:15:34,062 - Darryl? - Hey! 386 00:15:34,129 --> 00:15:35,696 Didn't know you were gonna be here. 387 00:15:35,763 --> 00:15:37,430 How's the toilet? Silent. 388 00:15:37,498 --> 00:15:39,231 Look, congratulations. Thank you. 389 00:15:39,298 --> 00:15:40,464 I had no idea. 390 00:15:40,531 --> 00:15:43,095 This plumber has pipes. 391 00:15:43,163 --> 00:15:45,030 Yeah, good job. Well done. 392 00:15:45,098 --> 00:15:46,765 You're the guy who booed me. 393 00:15:46,832 --> 00:15:49,167 Hmm? 394 00:15:49,235 --> 00:15:50,735 No, there were a lot of people booing you. 395 00:15:50,803 --> 00:15:51,803 I wasn't one of them. 396 00:15:51,871 --> 00:15:53,172 No, I saw you, 397 00:15:53,239 --> 00:15:54,540 And you were the only one. 398 00:15:54,609 --> 00:15:56,476 Get your eyes checked, chucklehead. 399 00:15:56,544 --> 00:15:57,877 Be cool, Michael. 400 00:15:57,945 --> 00:15:59,512 I saw this guy kill a bunch of people. 401 00:15:59,613 --> 00:16:01,214 Good work. Thank you. 402 00:16:05,356 --> 00:16:06,456 You didn't have to boo him. 403 00:16:06,524 --> 00:16:08,292 Well, he was getting a lot of applause, 404 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,962 And I just didn't think it was indicative 405 00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:11,498 Of how people were really feeling. 406 00:16:11,565 --> 00:16:12,732 How would you like it if we booed you? 407 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,966 That would never happen. 408 00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:15,033 Boo! 409 00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:16,700 - Okay. - Boo! 410 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:17,734 I appreciate the feedback. 411 00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,336 Boo! Boo! 412 00:16:20,404 --> 00:16:24,306 I don't like that at all. 413 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,141 Are you ready? 414 00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:27,175 Yes. 415 00:16:27,243 --> 00:16:28,243 Oh, I'm so scared! 416 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,013 Okay, kill me! Just kill me! Kill me! 417 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,817 - Aah! - Aah! 418 00:16:31,885 --> 00:16:33,919 Ah, blood everywhere. 419 00:16:33,987 --> 00:16:36,355 Oh, no. 420 00:16:36,422 --> 00:16:38,323 I'm so glad we're hanging out again outside of work. 421 00:16:38,391 --> 00:16:41,025 Yeah, me, too. 422 00:16:41,093 --> 00:16:42,694 Okay, I kill you now. 423 00:16:42,762 --> 00:16:44,832 - Okay. - All right. 424 00:16:44,899 --> 00:16:47,669 All right, let's do this. 425 00:16:47,737 --> 00:16:48,836 No, actually, Dwight, 426 00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:50,471 I didn't realize how far this walk was, 427 00:16:50,539 --> 00:16:51,805 And I... I'm exhausted. 428 00:16:51,873 --> 00:16:53,006 It's okay, I smell. 429 00:16:53,074 --> 00:16:54,107 No. No, no, no. 430 00:16:54,175 --> 00:16:55,308 I think I just want to go home, 431 00:16:55,376 --> 00:16:56,841 But it's okay. 432 00:16:56,909 --> 00:16:58,108 This can count as one of your times. 433 00:16:58,176 --> 00:16:59,376 No, no, no. 434 00:16:59,444 --> 00:17:00,844 Contractually, we're obligated to have sex. 435 00:17:00,911 --> 00:17:02,144 Well, I won't tell if you don't. 436 00:17:02,212 --> 00:17:04,013 I will tell. I will tell the mediator. 437 00:17:07,116 --> 00:17:08,349 What... what are you... 438 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:09,450 Oh, okay. 439 00:17:09,518 --> 00:17:11,986 Oh, was that in the way? Get rid of it. 440 00:17:12,054 --> 00:17:13,788 Oh. [hole punch clicks] 441 00:17:13,856 --> 00:17:16,657 Good night, Dwight. 442 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,761 Good night. 443 00:17:23,829 --> 00:17:25,561 [engine stars] 444 00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:28,196 These would have been your seats. 445 00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,664 Best seats in the house. 446 00:17:29,732 --> 00:17:31,366 Lot of people think it would be the front row, 447 00:17:31,434 --> 00:17:32,700 But, actually, right here, 448 00:17:32,768 --> 00:17:35,335 This is where the speakers converge 449 00:17:35,403 --> 00:17:38,637 And the sound just, like, nails you right here. 450 00:17:38,705 --> 00:17:39,638 This is awesome. 451 00:17:39,705 --> 00:17:41,707 [cell phone rings] oh. 452 00:17:41,775 --> 00:17:42,775 Sorry. Oh. 453 00:17:42,842 --> 00:17:44,176 Hi, Gabe. 454 00:17:44,243 --> 00:17:47,046 Yeah, I just stopped by Andy's cast party 455 00:17:47,114 --> 00:17:49,048 To say hi to everyone. 456 00:17:49,115 --> 00:17:50,549 Oh, sure, I can pick you up some soup. 457 00:17:50,617 --> 00:17:52,451 What do you want? 458 00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:54,719 That's broth, Gabe. 459 00:17:54,787 --> 00:17:57,421 Okay, I... I'll see you soup. [giggles] 460 00:17:57,489 --> 00:17:59,289 Okay, I have to go. 461 00:17:59,357 --> 00:18:00,456 Thank you so much. 462 00:18:00,524 --> 00:18:01,689 This is so much fun, 463 00:18:01,757 --> 00:18:03,589 And I'm really sorry that I missed your play, 464 00:18:03,657 --> 00:18:05,257 But next time, I'll be there. 465 00:18:05,325 --> 00:18:07,492 Or here. Right here, I promise. 466 00:18:07,559 --> 00:18:08,525 Awesome. 467 00:18:08,593 --> 00:18:10,226 - Okay. - See you later. 468 00:18:10,294 --> 00:18:12,194 Thank you. 469 00:18:19,704 --> 00:18:20,705 [cece crying] 470 00:18:20,773 --> 00:18:21,774 It's like the hurt locker. 471 00:18:21,841 --> 00:18:24,277 This night was a disaster. 472 00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:25,911 No, it was not a disaster. 473 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:29,881 It was weird, but it wasn't a disaster. 474 00:18:29,949 --> 00:18:32,951 I think we have, like, a gift bottle of irish cream. 475 00:18:33,019 --> 00:18:34,018 Yeah? 476 00:18:34,086 --> 00:18:34,986 We could put that in orange juice. 477 00:18:35,054 --> 00:18:36,387 - Get it. - Yeah? 478 00:18:36,455 --> 00:18:37,955 - Let's get our juice on. - Yeah. 479 00:18:38,023 --> 00:18:41,258 [to rhythm of who let the dogs out] ruh ruh ruh ruh-ruh. 480 00:18:41,326 --> 00:18:43,427 Found him. 481 00:18:43,495 --> 00:18:45,763 Hey, what's going on here? 482 00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:46,763 Post-show blues? 483 00:18:46,831 --> 00:18:48,264 Yeah, I guess you could say that. 484 00:18:48,332 --> 00:18:50,266 Yeah, I get those every day after work. 485 00:18:50,334 --> 00:18:51,868 Your show was really great, Andy. 486 00:18:51,936 --> 00:18:53,736 Interesting subject matter. 487 00:18:53,804 --> 00:18:55,070 I'm surprised you pulled it off. 488 00:18:55,138 --> 00:18:57,272 It was like amateur hour. 489 00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:59,441 It was an amateur production, technically. 490 00:18:59,509 --> 00:19:01,309 Oscar, enough with the sass, please! 491 00:19:01,377 --> 00:19:03,445 God! What is wrong with you? 492 00:19:03,512 --> 00:19:04,913 Andy, listen to me. 493 00:19:04,981 --> 00:19:06,414 Look me in the eye. 494 00:19:06,482 --> 00:19:08,381 I thought that you were awesome. 495 00:19:08,449 --> 00:19:09,481 Stop just saying that. 496 00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,015 I am not just saying that. 497 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,616 You can trust that I am telling you the truth. 498 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,518 I booed someone tonight. 499 00:19:14,585 --> 00:19:16,052 I have no filter. 500 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,421 And if I thought you were terrible, I would have booed. 501 00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:20,222 And if I thought you had done a better job, 502 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,890 I would be saying nicer things right now. 503 00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:26,059 But I thought that you were exactly awesome. 504 00:19:26,127 --> 00:19:29,395 No better, no worse. 505 00:19:29,463 --> 00:19:31,397 Thank you. That feels good. 506 00:19:31,465 --> 00:19:33,332 I did not say that to make you feel good. 507 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,501 I just said it. 508 00:19:35,569 --> 00:19:37,303 Total integrity. 509 00:19:37,371 --> 00:19:39,106 Andy, sing us another song. 510 00:19:39,174 --> 00:19:40,643 Thanks, but I feel like a loner right now. 511 00:19:40,711 --> 00:19:42,245 Oh, come on, Andy. You were the highlight. 512 00:19:42,313 --> 00:19:43,480 Come on, Andy, seriously. 513 00:19:43,548 --> 00:19:46,949 Andy! Andy! Andy! 514 00:19:47,017 --> 00:19:48,117 Andy! Andy! 515 00:19:48,184 --> 00:19:49,684 Okay, all right, all right, all right. 516 00:19:49,752 --> 00:19:52,821 ? I try to say good-bye and I choke ? 517 00:19:52,889 --> 00:19:55,856 ? try to walk away and I stumble ? 518 00:19:55,924 --> 00:19:58,358 ? though I try to hide it, it's clear ? 519 00:19:58,426 --> 00:20:01,594 ? my world crumbles when you are not here ? 520 00:20:01,662 --> 00:20:07,264 ? I play it off, but I'm dreaming of you ? 521 00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:10,501 ? I keep my cool, but I'm fiending ? 522 00:20:10,568 --> 00:20:13,503 ? I try to say good-bye and I choke ? 523 00:20:13,571 --> 00:20:16,507 All: ? try to walk away and I stumble ? 524 00:20:16,574 --> 00:20:19,643 ? though I try and hide it, it's clear ? 525 00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:23,012 ? my world crumbles when you are not here ? 526 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,481 ? my world ? 527 00:20:25,549 --> 00:20:26,815 ? it crumbles ? 528 00:20:26,883 --> 00:20:28,216 ? when you are not ? 529 00:20:28,284 --> 00:20:38,057 ? here ? 530 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,826 [cheers and applause] 531 00:20:46,499 --> 00:20:47,899 In the criminal justice system, 532 00:20:47,967 --> 00:20:48,866 The people are represented by two separate 533 00:20:48,934 --> 00:20:50,666 But equally important groups, 534 00:20:50,734 --> 00:20:51,834 The police who investigate the crimes 535 00:21:26,838 --> 00:21:29,838 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com