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? did sweeney Todd ?
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? the demon barber
of fleet street ?
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Did you write this?
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- No.
- Who did?
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- Stephen sondheim.
- Who is he?
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All: ? swing your razor wide,
sweeney ?
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? hold it to to the skies ?
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? freely flows the blood
of those who moralize ?
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What the hell is happening?
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We are the cast
of sweeney Todd:
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The demon barber
of fleet street.
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We open in a couple of weeks
at the loose screw playhouse,
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Here in Scranton,
and today, just doing...
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[cockney accent] a wee bit
of viral marketing, gov'nor!
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All: ? attend
the tale of sweeney Todd ?
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? ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ?
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? he served a dark
and a vengeful God ?
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All: ? he served
a dark and a vengeful God ?
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? ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ?
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? what happens then,
well, that's the play ?
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? and he wouldn't want us
to give it away ?
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[cast gasps]
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All: ? not sweeney Todd ?
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? ?
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? the demon barber of fleet ?
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? street ?
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Wha ho ho!
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[applause]
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Oh, that was amazing!
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That was awesome!
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I auditioned for this!
When did the cast list go up?
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Like a month ago.
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Really?
They didn't call me!
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Who am I playing?
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Andy?
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[cheerful music]
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Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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[gasps]
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Two comps for m'lady
and her Gabe.
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It's closing night.
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Tomorrow we have to give
the theater over
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To the Scranton's
miss fitness pageant.
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I am so excited,
but I just need one.
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Gabe can't come.
Sorry.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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That's awful.
Everyone's gonna miss that guy.
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Gabe is not coming,
which is huge,
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Because my plan is to make Erin
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Fall back in love
with me tonight.
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Women cannot resist
a man singing show tunes.
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It's so powerful,
even a lot of men
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Can't resist a man
singing show tunes.
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- Oh, who else is going?
- Everyone.
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Gabe seemed to think
no one was going.
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What kind of terrible
rumor monger is Gabe?
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He is woefully ill informed,
all right?
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Excuse me,
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Clink, clink, clink, clink,
everybody.
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You're all coming
to my show tonight, right?
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Andy, what time's it start?
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- 8:00 P.M. Sharp.
- How long is it?
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- Hour, 45.
- No, I can't make it.
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They say that no one
can take your pride,
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But the people who cast
Andy's play,
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They took mine.
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Jim, Pam,
you guys are in, right?
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Oh, we wanted to,
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But our sitter
just fell through.
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I'm really sorry.
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Dwight?
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Uh, no, thank you.
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Last time I went
to the theater,
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A man dressed as a cat
sat on my lap.
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It would mean so much to me
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If you came to my show tonight.
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I can't, Andy.
It's too hard.
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That's...
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I put everything I had
into that audition.
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Do you understand that?
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If it makes
you feel any better,
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No one who auditioned
for the part of sweeney Todd
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Got that part.
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They had to bring in a ringer.
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Wow.
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This guy's, like, world class.
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You should not feel bad.
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[sighs]
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I'm asking you
thespian to thespian.
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Will you please
be the bigger man
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And come to my show?
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I wish I could, Andy,
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But I can't.
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I have plans that night.
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I'm going to see a friend
in a play called sweeney Todd.
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You're that friend.
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I'm going to see your play.
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[laughs]
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Noishe!
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And scene.
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Listen, I would like you to
take me to Andy's play tonight.
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Please, waste of time.
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You know what? Let's just knock
this out right now.
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Disrobe.
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Angela?
Don't like her anymore.
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Not attracted to her anymore.
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Just contractually obligated
to make a baby with her.
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Give me the punch card.
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No. If you want to punch
the punch card,
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You have to
take me to the show.
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That is not in the contract.
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Well, there's a lot
of gray area in that clause.
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Do you want to re-mediate?
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All right, fine!
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I'll go to your little show,
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But I'm not wearing a cape.
Thank you.
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Dwight and I have
a contractual agreement
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To procreate five times,
plain and simple.
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And should he develop
feelings for me?
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Well, that would be permissible
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Under item 7c, clause 2,
so I would not object.
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Hey.
How are those salads?
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It's my own fault...
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My parents used to scramble
to find babysitters
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So they could take
my little brother to do stuff.
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I understand
how hard it can be.
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I just... tonight,
I mean, if you could...
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We'll keep looking.
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- Yes!
- Really?
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I mean, who knows?
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Maybe I have a niece
my family never told me about.
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Oh, my gosh,
that would be amazing.
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- Yeah.
- For a lot of reasons.
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Yeah, I know.
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Neiche!
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Oh, hey, guys.
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You brought balloons to a play?
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I did, because
I am being the bigger man,
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And balloons are bigger
than flowers.
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It's nice, like up.
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Yes.
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Excuse me.
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Are you the guy that did
an entire law & order episode
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For his audition?
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Nope.
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- Guys?
- Hey!
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- Andy!
- Hey!
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You all made it.
Thank you so much.
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You should actually thank Erin.
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She's the one who agreed
to babysit.
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She's babysitting?
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I really wanted to see
Andy's play,
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Because he's so, so talented,
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But I've been trying to get
in the babysitting game forever.
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The 13-year-olds
in this town
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Have a complete monopoly.
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It's almost like
a babysitters' club.
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I understand.
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This is like...
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Huge opportunity for her.
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[balloons creaking]
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This is ridiculous.
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You'd think they'd
discourage people
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From bringing in balloons.
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Hey, I think this guy playing
sweeney Todd is my plumber.
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No, Darryl.
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This guy's
a world-class actor.
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He doesn't daylight
as your plumber.
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No, it's my plumber.
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Says so in his bio.
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Apparently, the director
discovered him doing karaoke.
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It's his first play.
He didn't even audition.
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[piano playing overture]
are you kidding me?
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Shh!
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If we don't listen
to the overture,
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We won't recognize
the musical themes
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When they come back later.
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All right, I'm sorry.
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[balloons squeaking] God.
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? attend the tale
of sweeney Todd ?
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? his skin was pale
and his eye was odd ?
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? he shaved the faces
of gentlemen ?
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? who never thereafter
were heard of again ?
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? he trod the path
that few have trod ?
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? did sweeney Todd ?
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? the demon barber
of fleet street ?
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? ?
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? he kept a shop
in london town ?
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Excuse me, I think
you may be in the wrong seats.
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? of fancy clients
and good renown ?
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Oooh!
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? what if none of their souls
were saved ?
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? they went to their maker
impeccably shaved ?
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? by sweeney ?
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? ?
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? by sweeney Todd ?
[balloons creaking]
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? the demon barber
of fleet street ?
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[balloons creaking]
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? I feel you ?
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? johanna ?
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? I feel you ?
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? I was half convinced
I waited ?
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[whispering] I work
with that guy.
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? satisfied enough
to dream you ?
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? happily I was mistaken ?
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? johanna ?
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[whispering] ugh!
There's gum on the seat,
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And now it's on my work skirt.
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I have to go change.
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Too bad I'm not gonna
explain anything that you miss.
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Oh, Dwight, just move.
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? do they think
that walls can hide you ?
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His name's Andy.
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He's a terrible salesman.
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? I am in the dark beside you ?
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? buried sweetly ?
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[whispering] what time is it?
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? in your yellow hair ?
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Michael!
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Shelby Thomas weems,
the director.
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Hello.
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I promise you
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That if you keep auditioning
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With a similar gusto...
Okay.
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We are going to find
a production
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With a role for Michael Scott.
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- Okay.
- Yes?
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- Yes.
- Good.
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- Good.
- Enjoy the second act.
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- You enjoy the second act.
- Have a refreshment.
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Thank you.
You, too.
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
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Come on, Dwight.
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Why are you dressed
like a seed catalog model?
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These are just my dirty
old gardening clothes.
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They were all that I had
in my car.
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Let's go.
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Hey, Erin, it's Pam.
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Hey, how you doin...
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No, no, don't put cece
on the phone,
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Because she can't talk yet.
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Okay. No, I was just calling
to see how everything's going.
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Yeah?
Yeah? It's good?
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The play?
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The play is kind of great.
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I mean, it's fun
to hear Andy sing
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In the appropriate setting.
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No, he's really sorry
you couldn't make it, too.
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Yeah.
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So thank you so much again.
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We're having a great time.
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Oh, they're
flashing the lights,
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So we should go in.
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Thanks. Bye.
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Okay, so we called,
and everything's fine.
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- Everything's fine.
- We can relax.
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We can relax.
Let's get our sweeney on.
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- ? then I go walking
with you-hoo ?
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? you-hoo ?
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? I warm me bones
on the esplanade ?
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? have tea and scones
with me gay young blade ?
261
00:10:28,387 --> 00:10:29,420
[whispers] Michael!
262
00:10:29,488 --> 00:10:30,521
? and I'll knit a sweater ?
263
00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:31,855
? while you write a letter ?
264
00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:35,625
? unless we got better
to do-hoo ?
265
00:10:35,692 --> 00:10:38,092
Anything you say.
266
00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:41,829
? think how snug it'll be
underneath the flannel ?
267
00:10:41,896 --> 00:10:43,397
? when it's just you and me ?
268
00:10:43,464 --> 00:10:45,198
? and the English channel ?
269
00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:48,434
? in our cozy retreat,
kept all neat and tidy ?
270
00:10:48,501 --> 00:10:51,436
? we'll have chums
over every Friday ?
271
00:10:51,504 --> 00:10:54,371
? by the sea ?
? anything you say ?
272
00:10:54,439 --> 00:10:58,178
? don't you love the weather ?
273
00:10:58,245 --> 00:11:00,212
? by the sea ?
just checking my emails.
274
00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,914
See if I got
any last-minute "break a legs"
275
00:11:02,982 --> 00:11:05,683
Or "I still love you"
type texts.
276
00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:08,217
- ? by the seaside,
ooh-hoo ?
277
00:11:08,285 --> 00:11:10,152
Doesn't look
like I got anything.
278
00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:11,220
Maybe on my facebook wall.
279
00:11:11,288 --> 00:11:15,024
[sustaining note]
280
00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:20,729
- Unfortunately,
in this ham-fisted production
281
00:11:20,797 --> 00:11:22,030
Of sweeney Todd,
282
00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:24,331
The real terror comes
from the vocal performances.
283
00:11:24,399 --> 00:11:25,465
New paragraph.
284
00:11:25,533 --> 00:11:29,269
Mr. Todd! Mr. Todd!
I found her!
285
00:11:29,337 --> 00:11:31,471
You found johanna.
286
00:11:31,539 --> 00:11:32,806
That monster of a judge
287
00:11:32,873 --> 00:11:35,074
Has locked her...
[cell phone chiming]
288
00:11:35,142 --> 00:11:38,343
[chiming]
289
00:11:38,411 --> 00:11:41,179
Locked her away...
[chiming]
290
00:11:41,246 --> 00:11:43,380
[chiming]
291
00:11:43,448 --> 00:11:47,083
There's a little bird
uttering around.
292
00:11:47,151 --> 00:11:49,419
Do hope it ceases chirping.
293
00:11:49,486 --> 00:11:51,521
[laughter]
294
00:11:51,588 --> 00:11:53,088
How is that funny?
295
00:11:53,156 --> 00:11:54,756
[chiming]
the bird continues to call.
296
00:11:54,824 --> 00:11:56,991
Someone please
turn off your...Bird.
297
00:11:57,059 --> 00:11:58,960
[chiming]
298
00:11:59,028 --> 00:12:00,795
Oh, for the love...
turn your phone off!
299
00:12:00,863 --> 00:12:02,463
There are signs!
300
00:12:02,531 --> 00:12:06,735
Oh, it appears the bird
was in mine own pocket
301
00:12:06,803 --> 00:12:08,105
This whole time.
302
00:12:08,173 --> 00:12:10,875
He's gone to sleep now.
I closed his beak.
303
00:12:10,943 --> 00:12:13,411
Mmm...[laughing alone]
304
00:12:13,479 --> 00:12:16,047
What is the news
of my darling daughter johanna?
305
00:12:16,115 --> 00:12:17,215
[text message chimes]
306
00:12:17,283 --> 00:12:19,517
You know what?
Let me just double check,
307
00:12:19,585 --> 00:12:23,588
Make sure that bird...
308
00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,189
Okay, good.
309
00:12:25,257 --> 00:12:26,657
It's off.
310
00:12:26,725 --> 00:12:28,025
I mean, silenced.
311
00:12:28,092 --> 00:12:30,861
I silenced it by killing it.
312
00:12:30,929 --> 00:12:32,696
I've killed it!
I'm a murderer!
313
00:12:32,764 --> 00:12:34,465
Just like you, sweeney Todd!
314
00:12:34,532 --> 00:12:36,066
See? It all connects.
315
00:12:37,302 --> 00:12:39,636
Not that I know
you're a murderer.
316
00:12:39,704 --> 00:12:41,438
My character
doesn't know that yet.
317
00:12:43,274 --> 00:12:44,807
But I'm suspicious,
318
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:46,042
Because of all the razors
319
00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:48,044
That you have laying around.
320
00:12:48,112 --> 00:12:51,080
[laughing]
and you spend time alone,
321
00:12:51,148 --> 00:12:53,749
But you're a barber,
so that'legit.
322
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,584
So there's that.
323
00:12:55,652 --> 00:12:56,751
But...
324
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,219
Where is johanna?
325
00:12:58,287 --> 00:12:59,320
- A madhouse.
- A madhouse?
326
00:12:59,388 --> 00:13:02,390
- Yes, a madhouse.
- A madhouse?
327
00:13:02,457 --> 00:13:04,158
Johanna is as good as rescued.
328
00:13:04,226 --> 00:13:05,459
Where do you suppose
329
00:13:05,527 --> 00:13:07,094
All the wig makers of london
[wine bottle tips over]
330
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,263
Go to obtain their human hair?
[bottle clanks]
331
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,831
Do you think...
[bottle rolling across floor]
332
00:13:11,899 --> 00:13:14,734
So you think...
[bottle rolling]
333
00:13:17,637 --> 00:13:22,273
[bottle rolling, clanking]
334
00:13:22,341 --> 00:13:23,840
[bottle comes to a stop]
335
00:13:23,908 --> 00:13:25,776
So you think...
fogg's asylum, why not?
336
00:13:25,844 --> 00:13:26,877
[pops] aah!
337
00:13:26,945 --> 00:13:28,979
[balloons popping]
338
00:13:29,047 --> 00:13:31,716
[baby crying]
339
00:13:31,784 --> 00:13:33,018
Sounds like cece.
340
00:13:33,086 --> 00:13:35,387
Okay, I think everybody
just needs to relax.
341
00:13:35,454 --> 00:13:37,256
[baby crying]
oh, my God, go, go.
342
00:13:37,323 --> 00:13:38,423
Oh, my God.
343
00:13:38,491 --> 00:13:44,561
[cece crying]
344
00:13:44,629 --> 00:13:46,829
That's really
irresponsible of Erin.
345
00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:48,894
S a ible bysitter.
346
00:13:53,808 --> 00:13:55,176
I just didn't think
you guys were gonna see us.
347
00:13:55,243 --> 00:13:56,644
We were just gonna stop by
and then get some ice cream
348
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,111
And then go home.
349
00:13:58,179 --> 00:14:00,013
Okay, this was pretty simple.
350
00:14:00,081 --> 00:14:01,549
Why are you here?
[overlapping statements]
351
00:14:01,617 --> 00:14:02,950
All you had to do
was play with her
352
00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:04,218
For, like, 30 minutes
and then put her to bed.
353
00:14:04,286 --> 00:14:05,353
Then we were kind of hoping
354
00:14:05,421 --> 00:14:06,621
That you wouldn't
touch her again.
355
00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:08,924
Babies shouldn't have
ice cream, by the way.
356
00:14:08,991 --> 00:14:10,058
I'm sorry.
357
00:14:10,126 --> 00:14:11,693
I just... I really wanted
to see Andy.
358
00:14:11,761 --> 00:14:13,328
You guys made it sound
so unmissable,
359
00:14:13,396 --> 00:14:15,497
And you set me up
with a car seat and everything.
360
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:18,132
Well, the car seat was to
take her to the hospital or...
361
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,501
But why would I take her
to the hospital?
362
00:14:20,566 --> 00:14:22,165
You know what,
it doesn't matter.
363
00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:23,299
It doesn't matter.
364
00:14:23,366 --> 00:14:24,632
Why don't I just take her home,
365
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,367
And let you guys finish,
366
00:14:26,435 --> 00:14:28,269
And then you should stay out
as late as you want.
367
00:14:28,337 --> 00:14:29,971
No, we're good.
Thank you, though.
368
00:14:30,038 --> 00:14:31,305
- Yeah.
- Thanks.
369
00:14:31,373 --> 00:14:32,807
Okay. All right,
bye, cece.
370
00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:34,610
[giggles]
371
00:14:34,677 --> 00:14:36,246
- Okay.
- All right.
372
00:14:36,314 --> 00:14:37,681
Well, we're never leaving
the house again.
373
00:14:37,748 --> 00:14:38,848
Not together.
374
00:14:38,915 --> 00:14:42,417
[music playing, applause]
375
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,389
[loud applause]
376
00:14:57,929 --> 00:15:00,296
Boo!
377
00:15:00,364 --> 00:15:02,664
Boo!
378
00:15:06,368 --> 00:15:08,402
That was more horrifying
than nunsense.
379
00:15:08,469 --> 00:15:09,838
All that singing got in the way
380
00:15:09,906 --> 00:15:12,240
Of some perfectly good murders.
381
00:15:12,308 --> 00:15:15,043
Where's my car?
382
00:15:24,255 --> 00:15:25,388
Come on.
383
00:15:27,925 --> 00:15:30,259
Mmm! Fruit is so much better
when it's dried.
384
00:15:30,326 --> 00:15:31,726
I've already eaten,
like, 30 apricots.
385
00:15:31,794 --> 00:15:34,062
- Darryl?
- Hey!
386
00:15:34,129 --> 00:15:35,696
Didn't know
you were gonna be here.
387
00:15:35,763 --> 00:15:37,430
How's the toilet?
Silent.
388
00:15:37,498 --> 00:15:39,231
Look, congratulations.
Thank you.
389
00:15:39,298 --> 00:15:40,464
I had no idea.
390
00:15:40,531 --> 00:15:43,095
This plumber has pipes.
391
00:15:43,163 --> 00:15:45,030
Yeah, good job.
Well done.
392
00:15:45,098 --> 00:15:46,765
You're the guy who booed me.
393
00:15:46,832 --> 00:15:49,167
Hmm?
394
00:15:49,235 --> 00:15:50,735
No, there were
a lot of people booing you.
395
00:15:50,803 --> 00:15:51,803
I wasn't one of them.
396
00:15:51,871 --> 00:15:53,172
No, I saw you,
397
00:15:53,239 --> 00:15:54,540
And you were the only one.
398
00:15:54,609 --> 00:15:56,476
Get your eyes checked,
chucklehead.
399
00:15:56,544 --> 00:15:57,877
Be cool, Michael.
400
00:15:57,945 --> 00:15:59,512
I saw this guy kill
a bunch of people.
401
00:15:59,613 --> 00:16:01,214
Good work.
Thank you.
402
00:16:05,356 --> 00:16:06,456
You didn't have to boo him.
403
00:16:06,524 --> 00:16:08,292
Well, he was getting
a lot of applause,
404
00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:09,962
And I just didn't think
it was indicative
405
00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:11,498
Of how people
were really feeling.
406
00:16:11,565 --> 00:16:12,732
How would you like it
if we booed you?
407
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,966
That would never happen.
408
00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:15,033
Boo!
409
00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:16,700
- Okay.
- Boo!
410
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:17,734
I appreciate the feedback.
411
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,336
Boo! Boo!
412
00:16:20,404 --> 00:16:24,306
I don't like that at all.
413
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,141
Are you ready?
414
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:27,175
Yes.
415
00:16:27,243 --> 00:16:28,243
Oh, I'm so scared!
416
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,013
Okay, kill me!
Just kill me! Kill me!
417
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,817
- Aah!
- Aah!
418
00:16:31,885 --> 00:16:33,919
Ah, blood everywhere.
419
00:16:33,987 --> 00:16:36,355
Oh, no.
420
00:16:36,422 --> 00:16:38,323
I'm so glad we're hanging
out again outside of work.
421
00:16:38,391 --> 00:16:41,025
Yeah, me, too.
422
00:16:41,093 --> 00:16:42,694
Okay, I kill you now.
423
00:16:42,762 --> 00:16:44,832
- Okay.
- All right.
424
00:16:44,899 --> 00:16:47,669
All right, let's do this.
425
00:16:47,737 --> 00:16:48,836
No, actually, Dwight,
426
00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:50,471
I didn't realize how far
this walk was,
427
00:16:50,539 --> 00:16:51,805
And I...
I'm exhausted.
428
00:16:51,873 --> 00:16:53,006
It's okay, I smell.
429
00:16:53,074 --> 00:16:54,107
No. No, no, no.
430
00:16:54,175 --> 00:16:55,308
I think I just want to go home,
431
00:16:55,376 --> 00:16:56,841
But it's okay.
432
00:16:56,909 --> 00:16:58,108
This can count
as one of your times.
433
00:16:58,176 --> 00:16:59,376
No, no, no.
434
00:16:59,444 --> 00:17:00,844
Contractually, we're obligated
to have sex.
435
00:17:00,911 --> 00:17:02,144
Well, I won't tell
if you don't.
436
00:17:02,212 --> 00:17:04,013
I will tell.
I will tell the mediator.
437
00:17:07,116 --> 00:17:08,349
What... what are you...
438
00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:09,450
Oh, okay.
439
00:17:09,518 --> 00:17:11,986
Oh, was that in the way?
Get rid of it.
440
00:17:12,054 --> 00:17:13,788
Oh.
[hole punch clicks]
441
00:17:13,856 --> 00:17:16,657
Good night, Dwight.
442
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,761
Good night.
443
00:17:23,829 --> 00:17:25,561
[engine stars]
444
00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:28,196
These would have been
your seats.
445
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,664
Best seats in the house.
446
00:17:29,732 --> 00:17:31,366
Lot of people think
it would be the front row,
447
00:17:31,434 --> 00:17:32,700
But, actually, right here,
448
00:17:32,768 --> 00:17:35,335
This is where
the speakers converge
449
00:17:35,403 --> 00:17:38,637
And the sound just, like,
nails you right here.
450
00:17:38,705 --> 00:17:39,638
This is awesome.
451
00:17:39,705 --> 00:17:41,707
[cell phone rings] oh.
452
00:17:41,775 --> 00:17:42,775
Sorry.
Oh.
453
00:17:42,842 --> 00:17:44,176
Hi, Gabe.
454
00:17:44,243 --> 00:17:47,046
Yeah, I just stopped
by Andy's cast party
455
00:17:47,114 --> 00:17:49,048
To say hi to everyone.
456
00:17:49,115 --> 00:17:50,549
Oh, sure, I can
pick you up some soup.
457
00:17:50,617 --> 00:17:52,451
What do you want?
458
00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:54,719
That's broth, Gabe.
459
00:17:54,787 --> 00:17:57,421
Okay, I...
I'll see you soup. [giggles]
460
00:17:57,489 --> 00:17:59,289
Okay, I have to go.
461
00:17:59,357 --> 00:18:00,456
Thank you so much.
462
00:18:00,524 --> 00:18:01,689
This is so much fun,
463
00:18:01,757 --> 00:18:03,589
And I'm really sorry
that I missed your play,
464
00:18:03,657 --> 00:18:05,257
But next time, I'll be there.
465
00:18:05,325 --> 00:18:07,492
Or here.
Right here, I promise.
466
00:18:07,559 --> 00:18:08,525
Awesome.
467
00:18:08,593 --> 00:18:10,226
- Okay.
- See you later.
468
00:18:10,294 --> 00:18:12,194
Thank you.
469
00:18:19,704 --> 00:18:20,705
[cece crying]
470
00:18:20,773 --> 00:18:21,774
It's like the hurt locker.
471
00:18:21,841 --> 00:18:24,277
This night was a disaster.
472
00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:25,911
No, it was not a disaster.
473
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:29,881
It was weird,
but it wasn't a disaster.
474
00:18:29,949 --> 00:18:32,951
I think we have, like,
a gift bottle of irish cream.
475
00:18:33,019 --> 00:18:34,018
Yeah?
476
00:18:34,086 --> 00:18:34,986
We could put that
in orange juice.
477
00:18:35,054 --> 00:18:36,387
- Get it.
- Yeah?
478
00:18:36,455 --> 00:18:37,955
- Let's get our juice on.
- Yeah.
479
00:18:38,023 --> 00:18:41,258
[to rhythm of who let the dogs
out] ruh ruh ruh ruh-ruh.
480
00:18:41,326 --> 00:18:43,427
Found him.
481
00:18:43,495 --> 00:18:45,763
Hey, what's going on here?
482
00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:46,763
Post-show blues?
483
00:18:46,831 --> 00:18:48,264
Yeah, I guess
you could say that.
484
00:18:48,332 --> 00:18:50,266
Yeah, I get those
every day after work.
485
00:18:50,334 --> 00:18:51,868
Your show
was really great, Andy.
486
00:18:51,936 --> 00:18:53,736
Interesting subject matter.
487
00:18:53,804 --> 00:18:55,070
I'm surprised
you pulled it off.
488
00:18:55,138 --> 00:18:57,272
It was like amateur hour.
489
00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:59,441
It was an amateur production,
technically.
490
00:18:59,509 --> 00:19:01,309
Oscar, enough
with the sass, please!
491
00:19:01,377 --> 00:19:03,445
God! What is wrong with you?
492
00:19:03,512 --> 00:19:04,913
Andy, listen to me.
493
00:19:04,981 --> 00:19:06,414
Look me in the eye.
494
00:19:06,482 --> 00:19:08,381
I thought
that you were awesome.
495
00:19:08,449 --> 00:19:09,481
Stop just saying that.
496
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:11,015
I am not just saying that.
497
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,616
You can trust that I am
telling you the truth.
498
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,518
I booed someone tonight.
499
00:19:14,585 --> 00:19:16,052
I have no filter.
500
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,421
And if I thought you were
terrible, I would have booed.
501
00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:20,222
And if I thought
you had done a better job,
502
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,890
I would be saying
nicer things right now.
503
00:19:22,958 --> 00:19:26,059
But I thought that you were
exactly awesome.
504
00:19:26,127 --> 00:19:29,395
No better, no worse.
505
00:19:29,463 --> 00:19:31,397
Thank you.
That feels good.
506
00:19:31,465 --> 00:19:33,332
I did not say that
to make you feel good.
507
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,501
I just said it.
508
00:19:35,569 --> 00:19:37,303
Total integrity.
509
00:19:37,371 --> 00:19:39,106
Andy, sing us another song.
510
00:19:39,174 --> 00:19:40,643
Thanks, but I feel
like a loner right now.
511
00:19:40,711 --> 00:19:42,245
Oh, come on, Andy.
You were the highlight.
512
00:19:42,313 --> 00:19:43,480
Come on, Andy, seriously.
513
00:19:43,548 --> 00:19:46,949
Andy! Andy! Andy!
514
00:19:47,017 --> 00:19:48,117
Andy! Andy!
515
00:19:48,184 --> 00:19:49,684
Okay, all right,
all right, all right.
516
00:19:49,752 --> 00:19:52,821
? I try to say good-bye
and I choke ?
517
00:19:52,889 --> 00:19:55,856
? try to walk away
and I stumble ?
518
00:19:55,924 --> 00:19:58,358
? though I try to hide it,
it's clear ?
519
00:19:58,426 --> 00:20:01,594
? my world crumbles
when you are not here ?
520
00:20:01,662 --> 00:20:07,264
? I play it off,
but I'm dreaming of you ?
521
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:10,501
? I keep my cool,
but I'm fiending ?
522
00:20:10,568 --> 00:20:13,503
? I try to say good-bye
and I choke ?
523
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All: ? try to walk away
and I stumble ?
524
00:20:16,574 --> 00:20:19,643
? though I try and hide it,
it's clear ?
525
00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:23,012
? my world crumbles
when you are not here ?
526
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,481
? my world ?
527
00:20:25,549 --> 00:20:26,815
? it crumbles ?
528
00:20:26,883 --> 00:20:28,216
? when you are not ?
529
00:20:28,284 --> 00:20:38,057
? here ?
530
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,826
[cheers and applause]
531
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In the criminal justice system,
532
00:20:47,967 --> 00:20:48,866
The people are represented
by two separate
533
00:20:48,934 --> 00:20:50,666
But equally important groups,
534
00:20:50,734 --> 00:20:51,834
The police who investigate
the crimes
535
00:21:26,838 --> 00:21:29,838
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