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A lot of us have been feeling
under the weather lately,
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it's that time of year
and according to a study
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done by the University of Arizona,
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they discovered that your keyboards
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have hundreds of time more bacteria
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per square inch than a toilet seat.
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I heard your mama has more bacteria
than a toilet seat.
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That's true. I dated her mama.
And you know what?
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Stop.
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One of the simplest ways
to cut down on the spread of germs
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is to use something called
the vampire cough.
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Did you say vampire?
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No, it's just that,
if a vampire had to cough,
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he would do it like this.
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Right.
And ruin their cloaks?
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Do you have any idea
how expensive wool is in Transylvania?
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Because of the Euro.
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What you can do to help cut down
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{\pos(192,240)}on the spread of disease
are to wash your hands regularly,
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{\pos(192,240)}don't come in if you're sick,
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{\pos(192,240)}and get your flu shot.
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{\pos(192,240)}Also, I'm going to set up
hand-sanitizing stations in the office.
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{\pos(192,240)}- They will cost you your life.
- Elaborate.
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The worst you can do
for your immune system is to coddle it.
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They need to fight
their own battles.
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If Sabre really cared
about our well-being,
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they would set up
hand-desanitizing stations.
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A simple bowl at every juncture
filled with dirt, vomit,
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fecal matter.
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Exposing yourself to germs
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is the best way
to make yourself stronger.
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By that rationale, if I had to sneeze,
I should just sneeze on you.
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Yes.
I would welcome it.
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You're welcome.
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The principle is sound.
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To avoid illness,
expose yourself to germs,
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enabling your immune system
to develop antibodies.
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I don't know why everyone
doesn't do this.
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Maybe they have something
against living forever.
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- Feygnasse Team -
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.:: La Fabrique ::.
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{\pos(270,155)}7x07 : Christening
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Jim.
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Pam.
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And the precious
bundle of God's best everything.
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I wish you both a pleasant day.
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And you too. Yes.
Praise God.
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- Cece's getting christened today.
- Big day.
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{\pos(120,268)}Everyone from work is here.
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{\pos(120,268)}We weren't planning on that.
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{\pos(120,268)}Top o' the Sunday to you.
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{\pos(120,268)}And a top o' the day
to you too, sir.
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{\pos(110,273)}I hope you brought your pipes
to smoke the opium of the masses.
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{\pos(120,268)}Doobie-doobie-doo.
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{\pos(120,268)}I invited everyone in the office
because...
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{\pos(120,268)}it's not a day for just Jim
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{\pos(120,268)}or Pam or the baby
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{\pos(120,268)}or me.
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{\pos(120,268)}It is about us all.
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{\pos(120,268)}And I thought
we should all celebrate
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{\pos(120,268)}my joy and our...
all of our joys.
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Man.
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Does the nard dog want nard pups?
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{\pos(120,268)}I want a big old litter
of nard pups,
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{\pos(120,268)}jumping around
and sucking on the teat.
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{\pos(120,268)}Put 'em in a box,
give 'em to my neighbors.
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{\pos(120,268)}Yeah, I want kids.
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{\pos(120,268)}For all your paper
and printer needs.
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{\pos(120,268)}For all your paper
and printer needs.
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{\pos(120,268)}Sunday church service.
It's been a few years.
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{\pos(120,268)}The big guy and I,
we've got some catching up to do.
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{\pos(120,268)}I got an offer you can't refuse.
Scooch over.
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Michael, this is just for family.
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But I'm the godfather.
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{\pos(120,268)}It's really funny,
but confusing at a christening,
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{\pos(120,268)}because you are not the godfather.
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{\pos(120,268)}Are you talking to me?
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{\pos(120,268)}Okay, your turn?
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{\pos(120,268)}Scooch,
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before I shoot you in the head.
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You know I love
when you do that voice,
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but today,
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{\pos(120,268)}I'm so sorry, tell me that you know
you're not Cece's godfather.
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{\pos(120,268)}I'm sorry, I need you to say it.
I'm so sorry.
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I'm not the godfather.
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Okay. Thank you.
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So who is the godfather?
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Our friend Seth
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and his wife there.
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{\pos(120,268)}Old friend, like...
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{\pos(120,268)}since kindergarten?
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{\pos(120,268)}No, I met his wife
in Mommy and Me.
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{\pos(120,268)}Great couple.
You should meet them.
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I have plenty of friends, so...
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All right, you have great seats.
Enjoy the show.
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- Thank you for coming.
- I don't even know how to say this,
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but Cece
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is turning out
to be a little b-i-t-c-h.
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And that's not true,
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but her parents
are kinda boxing me out.
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Good morning.
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What a terrific day this is.
Not just because the Eagles are playing.
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You may have seen the bus.
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Today we also say good-bye
to our young adult ministry.
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They're leaving for three months
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to build a school
for the village of Quimixto
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in Cabo Corrientes, Mexico.
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I've heard of that place.
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If you go to Cabo San Lucas,
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all the prostitutes
are from Cabo Corrientes.
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Okay, this is...
All right, this is silly.
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And thank you
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for your prayers for Justin.
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We hope for a speedy recovery.
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Thank you.
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Anyone else with a prayer
or a remembrance?
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Good morning.
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Dwight Schrute.
Thank you all for your prayers
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and your remembrances.
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Like Justin and his disfigurement,
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I too have had a horrible year.
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They say that the middle class
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is disappearing,
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and, with it, the soul of America.
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So, as a gift
to this beautiful congregation,
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I would like to offer
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a 4% discount
on all Dunder Mifflin Sabre products
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if you buy a printer at full price.
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Christening calls to repentance,
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to faithfulness,
and to discipleship.
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We've come to celebrate
these babies.
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Change.
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Right now?
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She can't bring this up with her.
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Come on.
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We're gonna take
a little field trip.
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There's my girl.
All right.
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Hold on one second.
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There we go.
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What's that face for?
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Oh, my God.
Cece, no.
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Not on the dress.
Cece, stop.
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- What?
- What?
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Honey, no.
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This is happening.
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We have an extra outfit.
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No.
There's no extra outfit.
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- You said you checked it.
- I did.
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Say that.
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At this time,
will the families please come join me?
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Jim and Pam and Cece
really seem to be clicking.
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They are totally gelling.
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It's as if they leave my office
and go to another that sells happiness.
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Good for them.
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That's great, because,
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you know,
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the paper industry's
not gonna last forever.
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Before we go,
I'd like to remind everyone
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the Halberts have been kind enough
to host a reception next door
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immediately following the service.
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Wrong both counts.
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Okay, a, "Halbert"?
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And, b, I think
a more appropriate statement would be,
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"the Halberts
are hosting an intimate reception
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"for their invited guests."
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For all their generosity of spirit,
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they password-protect
their wireless?
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Try Jesus.
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Opus Dei.
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Hi.
Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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- Good morning.
- Hello.
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How are you?
Good morning.
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Good morning.
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I am feeling this.
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Call it the Holy Spirit
or the passion of the Christ.
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I am loving these people.
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Thanks for having us.
Doug McPherson, Davey's Uncle.
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Well, Dave is an adorable baby.
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Davey.
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Well, this is intimate.
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We had to add a few more tables.
We weren't expecting this many people.
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You don't know them all?
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Nope, and we're gonna need
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a loaves and fishes kind of miracle
to feed 'em all.
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Jesus is not your caterer.
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But he should be,
'cause you're a little angel.
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Why didn't your parents
get you a caterer?
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They don't think.
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Don't listen to her. She's jealous
'cause she doesn't get to come home
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to someone as cute as you.
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She's jealous about having a baby?
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I don't know.
I'm just hungry.
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Well, everybody's hungry.
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Sorry, I think I'm hungry.
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{\pos(192,240)}After you.
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{\pos(192,240)}- No, after you.
- No, I insist. After me.
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{\pos(192,240)}I'm gonna use that one.
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{\pos(192,240)}- Have a good lunch.
- Thanks. You too.
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{\pos(192,240)}This is not the meal I was promised.
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{\pos(192,240)}I'm going to have no energy
for the rest of the day.
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{\pos(192,240)}I canceled my plans
to come to this thing,
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and they repay me with this?
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- You know what, let's enjoy lunch.
- With what?
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How?
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Sometimes, Michael.
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Sometimes.
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Excuse me, everyone.
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On behalf of the youth ministry
that's leaving for Mexico,
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I just wanted to thank our hosts
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and tell you
about those good-looking guys
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and gals over there.
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Teach for America girls
are way hotter,
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but they're nuts.
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This is Jessica Ortega.
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I met her when she and I
were both seven years old
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when my parents took me to Quimixto
on a service trip.
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Who takes a kid to Mexico?
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I would run to Mexico
if that's where the sandwiches are.
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Right now,
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Jessica's children have to walk 12 miles
to a school with dirt floors.
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It's gonna be three months
of hard work,
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and when we're done,
we'll practically be Quimixtanos.
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Greg, hello,
it's Dwight from the vestibule.
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You want to know
my 11th commandment?
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I will not be undersold.
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I'm ready to love thy neighbor
with these discounts.
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Are you kidding me?
Stop it.
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I'll call you back.
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My parents explained it
to me this way.
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You wouldn't hesitate to save a family
from a burning building,
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but what if the earth
was your building
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and all the people on it
were your family?
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What if the moon was your car
and Jupiter was your hair brush?
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Thank you.
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Or should I say gracias?
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Cece went down.
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What was this?
You're out of it.
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- Scones.
- I didn't get one.
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If it makes you feel better,
I didn't get one.
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Is it just the one jug
of apple cider?
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Who was that?
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I think that was sconesy cider,
noted baptism reception critic.
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We need more food.
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- I'll go get some subs and sodas.
- All right.
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And cider.
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Look at that.
That's fun.
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00:11:38,696 --> 00:11:40,363
We need to do stuff together,
250
00:11:40,531 --> 00:11:41,831
outside of work.
251
00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:44,080
Let's go help Africa.
252
00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:46,286
Or build an airport.
253
00:11:46,454 --> 00:11:48,528
We'll start small.
We'll have a carwash.
254
00:11:48,653 --> 00:11:50,790
We'll send some cheerleaders
to regionals.
255
00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:53,042
You could feed the hungry.
Us.
256
00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:54,711
Why do we have to do that?
257
00:11:54,879 --> 00:11:57,797
- I volunteer at a clinic.
- That's just a pick-up scene.
258
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,383
We don't have to volunteer,
but I think we should hang out more.
259
00:12:01,886 --> 00:12:03,936
We are hanging out.
Right now.
260
00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,967
- You want some more?
- Look at them.
261
00:12:07,092 --> 00:12:08,641
These are church-going people.
262
00:12:08,904 --> 00:12:11,561
And they know how to party.
263
00:12:11,729 --> 00:12:13,422
Church isn't a party, Michael.
264
00:12:13,547 --> 00:12:16,341
Welcome to the party.
Everybody have their kool-aid?
265
00:12:16,466 --> 00:12:17,786
No, you know what?
266
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:20,690
This is inappropriate.
What is wrong with you guys?
267
00:12:20,815 --> 00:12:21,971
What is so horrible
268
00:12:22,096 --> 00:12:24,198
about getting together
and do something nice?
269
00:12:24,438 --> 00:12:26,159
Why did you even come today?
270
00:12:26,327 --> 00:12:27,796
What's so great that you think
271
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,955
you're better than everybody else,
that you can make fun of them?
272
00:12:31,282 --> 00:12:32,874
You're mean girls.
273
00:12:33,423 --> 00:12:35,223
Like the movie Mean Girls.
274
00:12:36,074 --> 00:12:38,102
And Kevin, and Stanley,
275
00:12:38,227 --> 00:12:40,500
if you don't stop worrying so much
276
00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:42,756
about what you're gonna put
in your gullet,
277
00:12:42,881 --> 00:12:44,821
you're gonna die in about a month.
278
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,935
Meemaw,
would you watch Cece for a second?
279
00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:55,146
Don't worry, she's asleep.
I'm gonna track down some chairs.
280
00:12:55,314 --> 00:12:56,314
Fine.
281
00:12:56,648 --> 00:12:59,869
I guess I'll watch Suzanne's purse
and your baby.
282
00:13:15,918 --> 00:13:17,218
Bye.
Good luck.
283
00:13:17,904 --> 00:13:19,649
Good luck to you.
Bye.
284
00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:22,626
Do good.
285
00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:24,008
Bye. Have fun.
286
00:13:24,688 --> 00:13:26,138
We're proud of you.
287
00:13:40,942 --> 00:13:42,573
Is this the bus to Mexico?
288
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:46,197
- I'll take a shirt.
- Are you coming?
289
00:13:46,365 --> 00:13:48,270
- If you'll have me, yes.
- Heck, yes.
290
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,367
Really?
291
00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:53,163
Thank you.
All right.
292
00:13:57,006 --> 00:13:58,995
- Get off the bus.
- No. I'm staying.
293
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:00,795
I'm already on the bus. I'm going.
294
00:14:00,963 --> 00:14:02,547
This is irresponsible.
295
00:14:02,715 --> 00:14:05,700
It is not irresponsible!
I have never been more confident
296
00:14:05,825 --> 00:14:07,635
about a decision in my life.
297
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,325
I agree, I think it's superb.
298
00:14:09,450 --> 00:14:13,099
You have a job to do.
There's no off-season in printer sales.
299
00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:15,341
{\pos(192,240)}My job will be here when I get back.
300
00:14:15,853 --> 00:14:18,479
{\pos(192,240)}You can't go to Mexico.
You don't have your passport.
301
00:14:18,647 --> 00:14:20,059
{\pos(192,240)}Useless to get in.
302
00:14:20,184 --> 00:14:22,925
{\pos(192,240)}Plus, we can just have it
sent to him down in Mexico.
303
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:26,487
{\pos(192,240)}What am I supposed
to say if my clients ask about you?
304
00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:27,967
{\pos(192,240)}Tell them that I died
305
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,846
and I turned into an angel.
306
00:14:29,971 --> 00:14:31,743
And, when they feel a breeze
307
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:35,016
in a room with all
the windows closed or that...
308
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,541
that chill
on the back of their neck,
309
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,334
that is just me watching over them.
310
00:14:40,502 --> 00:14:42,712
But what about
the bigger corporate accounts?
311
00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,838
In a meeting.
312
00:14:44,006 --> 00:14:45,521
I am closing a sale.
313
00:14:45,646 --> 00:14:47,300
Can I authorize a 15% discount?
314
00:14:47,468 --> 00:14:48,635
No, you may not.
315
00:14:49,011 --> 00:14:50,178
I think it's cool.
316
00:14:50,493 --> 00:14:52,430
I wish I had a job
that I could just leave.
317
00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:53,723
Thank you.
318
00:14:57,569 --> 00:14:59,645
Save me an aisle seat!
I'm coming!
319
00:14:59,813 --> 00:15:03,208
I will not stand idly by
while these Mexican are sick.
320
00:15:03,576 --> 00:15:06,007
- We're actually building 'em a school.
- Whatever.
321
00:15:06,749 --> 00:15:08,566
I won't stand for it.
322
00:15:12,426 --> 00:15:14,126
See you in a few months.
323
00:15:16,622 --> 00:15:18,566
If the whole world
were like you guys,
324
00:15:18,691 --> 00:15:20,500
we wouldn't have so many problems.
325
00:15:20,897 --> 00:15:22,292
That's not gonna happen.
326
00:15:22,417 --> 00:15:23,920
We're one in a million.
327
00:15:24,088 --> 00:15:24,888
I know.
328
00:15:25,013 --> 00:15:27,902
Nobody I know would leave their jobs
and friends and families
329
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:30,051
to do manual labor for three months.
330
00:15:30,219 --> 00:15:33,458
Well, you know what,
everybody thinks that I am crazy,
331
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:36,794
and that tells me
that I am the sanest person I know.
332
00:15:40,062 --> 00:15:42,743
Just a heads up.
Probably gonna borrow a few things.
333
00:15:43,505 --> 00:15:47,331
Gonna need a contact lens case,
some sunscreen, some sandals...
334
00:15:54,305 --> 00:15:56,953
Why you always got
to be so mean to me?
335
00:16:02,475 --> 00:16:04,025
Meemaw, where's Cece?
336
00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:06,963
I don't know.
I lost the purse too.
337
00:16:11,468 --> 00:16:13,386
Goodbye, Lackawanna county.
338
00:16:14,485 --> 00:16:15,763
How long till Mexico?
339
00:16:16,239 --> 00:16:19,598
Two days minus how long
we've been on the road. 45 minutes?
340
00:16:21,258 --> 00:16:23,027
Two days basically.
Maybe more.
341
00:16:23,696 --> 00:16:26,399
What are we building down there again?
Like, a hospital?
342
00:16:26,524 --> 00:16:28,192
A school for Mexicans?
What?
343
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,486
I thought
it was like a gymnasium or...
344
00:16:30,654 --> 00:16:32,572
Why aren't they building it
themselves?
345
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:35,536
- They don't know how.
- Do we know how? I don't know how.
346
00:16:36,277 --> 00:16:37,781
- Carla knows.
- You know how?
347
00:16:37,906 --> 00:16:38,938
Carla knows.
348
00:16:41,954 --> 00:16:45,084
I feel like there were more people here.
Like, 200, 300 people before.
349
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:56,345
- What are you doing?
- Trying to sleep.
350
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,400
{\pos(192,240)}What is happening?
351
00:17:04,337 --> 00:17:05,987
{\pos(192,240)}God, what is happening?
352
00:17:07,930 --> 00:17:10,530
{\pos(192,240)}Do you smell like a weird,
warm cheese?
353
00:17:13,643 --> 00:17:14,775
God, you know what?
354
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,279
I am gonna be in Mexico
for my half-birthday.
355
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,683
- And the Christmas party.
- And cinco de mayo.
356
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,747
- No, we'll be back before that.
- No, we...
357
00:17:22,915 --> 00:17:24,316
You know how this go.
358
00:17:24,441 --> 00:17:27,035
Construction projects,
they say three months,
359
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:30,627
and then, after two years,
the lazy bums haven't even started.
360
00:17:30,752 --> 00:17:32,436
Now we're those lazy bums.
361
00:17:34,842 --> 00:17:36,592
I gotta get off this bus.
362
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,961
Has anybody seen the baby?
363
00:17:41,086 --> 00:17:43,283
Here's her carrier, but no Cece.
364
00:17:43,408 --> 00:17:45,811
Jim, I want to give a toast.
365
00:17:45,979 --> 00:17:48,176
- Where's the little girl?
- I don't know, dad.
366
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,208
When are those subs due into port?
367
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:51,614
I got a hungry bunch.
368
00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:54,362
I don't know.
Have you seen my baby?
369
00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:55,947
I think a blonde had her.
370
00:17:56,115 --> 00:17:57,907
- A small one?
- Smaller than me.
371
00:17:58,662 --> 00:18:01,786
Can I just have your attention?
Has anyone seen a small...
372
00:18:01,954 --> 00:18:03,788
Stop that tiny blonde!
She stole my baby!
373
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:07,792
- What are you doing?
- Give me the baby.
374
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,544
What? Kevin!
375
00:18:09,712 --> 00:18:12,617
Hi, honey.
I was just changing the baby.
376
00:18:15,906 --> 00:18:18,321
Alright.
Travel safe, Angela.
377
00:18:18,446 --> 00:18:20,179
Did you think I stole your baby?
378
00:18:20,347 --> 00:18:21,447
What's that?
379
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,537
Back then I did.
Just now.
380
00:18:24,662 --> 00:18:27,562
So don't,
because I've got my eye on you.
381
00:18:28,779 --> 00:18:31,578
Look at these scones, Jim.
382
00:18:31,703 --> 00:18:33,274
Thousands of them.
383
00:18:33,399 --> 00:18:36,662
What kind of a person
steals scones from a baby?
384
00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:39,165
Someone put them in my bag.
385
00:18:39,991 --> 00:18:41,391
So that was lunch?
386
00:18:42,661 --> 00:18:45,621
McPherson troop, let's haul out.
Rendezvous at friendly's.
387
00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:48,583
Did you lose Cece?
388
00:18:50,509 --> 00:18:52,359
Yeah, a little bit.
I did.
389
00:18:53,213 --> 00:18:55,742
Can you fake a seizure
or a heart attack or something?
390
00:18:55,867 --> 00:18:58,373
- I can make myself cry.
- Do that. Do it.
391
00:18:58,498 --> 00:19:00,352
Should I... I got it.
392
00:19:02,681 --> 00:19:05,384
I saw a sign
for a scenic overlook coming up.
393
00:19:05,726 --> 00:19:08,394
- Love to check out the view.
- Can't stop. We're on a schedule.
394
00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:13,316
There's a nice bistro coming up.
We could pick up some paninis.
395
00:19:13,484 --> 00:19:16,444
Maybe we'll stop in Tennessee.
It's not safe to talk to a driver.
396
00:19:16,612 --> 00:19:19,781
Driver,
if you're not gonna stop this bus,
397
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,234
then I'm going to stop it for you.
398
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:23,995
Hang on.
399
00:19:27,425 --> 00:19:28,914
Stopping in Tennessee.
400
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:31,208
Is there a problem?
401
00:19:31,376 --> 00:19:33,336
Just get him to stop the bus,
please.
402
00:19:33,504 --> 00:19:36,230
- Why?
- Just make him stop the freaking bus!
403
00:19:36,355 --> 00:19:37,423
Stop the bus.
404
00:19:37,591 --> 00:19:39,764
- Are you okay?
- I didn't sign up for this.
405
00:19:40,182 --> 00:19:42,372
You guys are young, that's great.
406
00:19:42,497 --> 00:19:44,371
You want to give back to society.
407
00:19:44,496 --> 00:19:47,224
I've done that.
I need to take.
408
00:19:47,392 --> 00:19:49,477
You have plenty left to give.
You're doing...
409
00:19:50,364 --> 00:19:52,249
We could go back and forth all day.
410
00:19:52,374 --> 00:19:55,039
- It's not gonna solve anything.
- If we went to Mexico,
411
00:19:55,164 --> 00:19:58,211
- we'd screw everything up anyway.
- Do you want that for little Jessica?
412
00:19:58,336 --> 00:20:00,529
No, you don't.
The answer is clear.
413
00:20:00,697 --> 00:20:03,324
- Stop the bus!
- Stop the bus!
414
00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:09,789
Stop the dang bus.
415
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,918
A pleasure.
416
00:20:14,086 --> 00:20:15,544
Go save the world.
417
00:20:15,712 --> 00:20:17,629
We'll keep an eye
on America for you.
418
00:20:23,585 --> 00:20:24,762
Wait for me!
419
00:20:30,552 --> 00:20:32,797
Don't say anything to my parents.
420
00:20:45,530 --> 00:20:46,512
Get in quick.
421
00:20:46,637 --> 00:20:48,577
- Why quick?
- So it's faster.
422
00:20:50,289 --> 00:20:52,774
Do you want to go home
or go back to the church?
423
00:20:52,899 --> 00:20:54,155
Is anyone still there?
424
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,734
No. Actually, most of them
went to go see a movie.
425
00:20:56,859 --> 00:20:58,359
What?
Shut up.
426
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:01,799
{\pos(192,215)}Kevin suggested it, and they all went
in Meredith's minivan.
427
00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:05,136
{\pos(192,215)}It is so nice to be back
in a country that has movies.
428
00:21:05,683 --> 00:21:07,933
{\pos(192,215)}- I bet, you guys...
- Can I come?
429
00:21:11,419 --> 00:21:14,437
{\pos(192,215)}Lake Wobblegone's on.
Are you guys cool with that?
430
00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:15,855
{\pos(192,215)}Banana bread, but,
431
00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:20,377
{\pos(192,215)}Fred Northquest had no appetite,
he thinked about his par of new boots.
432
00:21:20,502 --> 00:21:22,418
{\pos(192,215)}And ten years after all,
433
00:21:22,543 --> 00:21:24,378
{\pos(192,215)}as he told Mrs. Northquest
434
00:21:24,503 --> 00:21:28,418
{\pos(192,215)}it would take two years to get
comfortable with the new boots.