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They caught
the Scranton strangler.
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They trapped him in his house.
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And then photographing them,
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Is believed to be inside.
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Police have now surrounded
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The apartment complex.
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Police have surrounded.
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And we now see
what appears to be
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A SWAT van pulling up.
Swat... swat's arriving.
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It is unknown he is armed
with any...
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They should do that thing
where they play
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The really good music
to get him to come out.
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Ugh, they shouldn't televise
any of this.
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It just encourages copycats.
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Just say copies.
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Why do you have to drag cats
into this?
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Okay,
while this is interesting,
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We should get back to work.
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These standoffs can last
a long time.
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What if it's another Waco?
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It's pronounced "wacko."
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Some events are so newsworthy,
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So historic, that you have
to stop everything to watch.
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Balloon boy,
Michael Jackson's funeral...
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Uh, things that,
if you didn't see them live,
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You wouldn't really care
that you didn't see them at all.
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Coming to you
from the corner of columb...
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Columbia street
and Washington ave.
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God, when is he gonna come out?
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I bet he's wishing
he had a hybrid. Right?
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60 miles to the gallon
in the city.
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No, I bet he's wishing
he was strangling someone.
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Okay, that's our street.
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That's our street.
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He's going down our street.
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Come on, everybody.
Go. Go, go, go, go.
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There it is.
There it I
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I saw it.
Where? Where?
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I saw it.
It's gone.
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He went right by.
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You missed it.
You missed it.
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"grandpa, where were you today
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The Scranton strangler
was caught?"
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well, I was there, kiddo.
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I was there.
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And I'll tell you what...
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You go sell these and buy
yourself aice spaceship.
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Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Michael.
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Walk with me.
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Gabe and I are having a party,
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And everyone's invited,
and it's at his apartment.
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And we're gonna watch glee.
Glee? What is glee?
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Some sort of television program?
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Jim, ieed that thing st.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, it's a TV show.
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Dwight. Signing.
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I don't have time for parties.
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I don't have time r TV shows.
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Stanley, what time is that thing
that I have to do?
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- I...
- cancel it.
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Are you still here?
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Ohit's just...
it's our first party together.
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So...
- mm-mm-mm-mm. Mm. Mm.
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Mm.
Did you hear what I said?
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I'm a very busy man.
I don't have time
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For your TV show.
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- Okay, sorry.
- I'm joking.
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- Wait, which...
- I'm joking.
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I'm kidding around.
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I'm not actually angry.
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I'm not busy at all.
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I'm not doing anything.
And I know what glee is.
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I am a total gleek.
Oh, me too.
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You know
what my favorite character is?
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The invalid.
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Yes, I'd love to come
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To your party.
, my gosh.
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I don't know if Michael
likes Gabe that much,
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But there's this thing
on glee called mash-up
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When two things
that don't go together
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Make one great song.
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Take Gabe, take Michael,
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You make "gaymike."
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Best friends.
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No, really?
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Is there time to change this?
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That show... I mean,
first they say that Mr. Schue
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Doest know anything
about choreography,
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And then, like,
three episodes later,
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He's this fantastic
choreographer?
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Pick a lane, people.
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And what was
with jse's sudden turn
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On Rachel between dream on
and funk?
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Where the heck
did that come from?
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Honestly, that show, it's just...
it's irresponsible.
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Are you going?
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Not because I want to.
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Of all feelings
to base a show around, glee?
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Thirst.
Now that's a show I'd watch.
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I would watch that.
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Tonight might be
a convenient night
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For us to have some intercourse.
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You're having a party
at Gabe's apartment
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- Mm-hmm.
I'd love it if you were there.
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- You would?
- You and Michael
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Are always the life
of the party.
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Try and keep me from coming.
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Why would I keep you
from coming?
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Try and hide it,
I will track this party wn.
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Why would I hide it?
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Kevin.
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Hey. You going tonight?
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Yes, I am.
Are you?
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Yeah.
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You got to go
to the boss's party, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
What
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No, Gabe...
Gabe is not the boss.
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No, he's not the boss.
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Why did you just say
he was the boss?
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'cause you're the boss.
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Guys, do you consider Gabe
to be the boss?
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- It's make-your-own-pizza
night.
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- Okay.
- Isn't Gabe's place so nice?
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Look at the size
of those wine glasses, Michael.
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They're big.
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Those posters used to be
real French ads.
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All right.
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So these are your cheeses,
your hams,
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Your sausages,
your herbs, and your vegetables.
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Here's what's been done.
Start creating.
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Sometimes it helps
to think of a part of the world
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And then make...
okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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Gabe likes to entertain a lot.
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And he cooks in an oven.
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And all that jazz.
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I just have
a different lifestyle.
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They have these bags
of vegetables
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That steam
right inside their own bag.
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So I'll get a glass of sangria,
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Sit down in front of the TV,
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My bag of vegetables...
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Before you know it,
I'm ready for bed.
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Okay.
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You don't really toss
the dough.
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Try to destroy
the old ways, Gabe.
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I will not let you.
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So welcome to my man cave.
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I did my senior year
abroad in Japan.
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Best year of my life.
You play?
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Oh, I like
to create soundscapes.
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Imagine one instant of a song
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Expanded to be the size
of the universe.
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I can't even do that.
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She's up.
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Great.
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Cece is reverse cycling.
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Which means she sleeps all day
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And she's up all night.
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Which basically means
I'm up all day
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And I'm up all night.
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And if it doesn't stop soon,
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Am gonna be up all night.
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The show's starting.
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The show's starting.
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The show's starting.
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Show's starting.
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All right, let's gather 'round.
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- Who's that?
- Finn.
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- Who's that?
- Rachel.
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Okay.
Which one's glee?
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You have to stop.
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Where's Michael?
Where's Michael?
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We can't start without Michael.
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Oh, here he is.
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Oh, yay,
and let the show begin.
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That's a little loud.
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Well, actually, I think
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It's not loud enough.
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May I?
Excuse me.
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Thank you, sir.
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There you go.
It's glee.
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Right?
Rock and roll.
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Turn it up to 11.
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- Come on, Michael.
- "spinal cord."
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Some of us are trying
to have a conversation.
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Well, some of us
are trying to...
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I'll just turn the captions on.
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Well, I will turn
the volume up.
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That's for the other box.
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Okay.
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Okay.
Okay.
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Here's what we're gonna do.
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Right down the hall
is a bedroom.
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All the real glee fans
are gonna go down the hall
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To the real glee party
in the bedroom.
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Follow me.
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Where we can crank it.
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What's your angle?
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That woman. She's been
in a couple of episodes
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Of Friday night lights.
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Hey, guys, I'm so confused.
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Is this a glee watching party
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Or is this a glee pausing party?
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- Yeah. Yeah, I know.
- Because we keep stopping it
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To get a history lesson
about television...
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There. It's on.
Well, it's on. Know e s.
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I didn't read the rule book.
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Hey, Michael.
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Maybe you should try going
in the other room again.
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You can have my seat.
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It's closer to the TV.
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It'll seem louder.
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Pam, I have a loaded gun
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In my desk at work.
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And if I ever start
acting like that weenie Gabe,
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I want you to take that gun,
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And I want you to shoot me,
like, 100 times
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In the groin
till I'm dead, okay?
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You have a gun in your desk?
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Somewhere.
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Hey. Marantz tube stereo
from the 1970s.
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I respect that.
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I respect that a lot.
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Ho-ho, the five Chinese
virility herbs.
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No kidding.
This is powdered seahorse.
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They say
that 15 Chinese soldiers
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Fought off the entire army
of Genghis Khan
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Just using this stuff.
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You know what they say...
No, what?
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What is this, samurai woodcuts?
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Yup.
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Pretty erotic.
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Eh.
Yeah.
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Better men than Gabe
have tried to be my boss.
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David got fired.
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Charles got fired.
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Jan went crazy.
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Ed truck, who I liked,
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Got decapitated.
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- Michael.
- Yes.
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I find it
absolutely disgraceful
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That no one followed you
in here for your walk-out.
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I took the liberty
of making a list of everyone
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Who didn't follow you in here.
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Jim, Oscar, creed,
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Me, at first...
Maybe I should go.
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Kelly...
Are you gonna quiet that baby
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Or do I have to?
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In the schrute family,
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The youngest child
always raises the others.
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I've been raising children
since I was a baby.
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Take a shot.
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Oh, thanks.
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So much Asian stuff.
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I wonder if there's a guy
in China right now
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Looking at a bunch
of our stuff.
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Why does Erin like Gabe?
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Andy, look,
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All I know is, if I was a girl
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And I had to choose
between a tall dude
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00:10:06,805 --> 00:10:09,205
Who loved Asia
and a you-looking dude
263
00:10:09,273 --> 00:10:14,008
Who loved sweaters
and wearing sweaters,
264
00:10:14,076 --> 00:10:15,442
I'd choose you.
265
00:10:15,510 --> 00:10:18,344
That's really nice.
Thank you.
266
00:10:18,412 --> 00:10:22,414
And I'd blow your mind.
267
00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,291
Jim, what are you doing?
268
00:10:34,359 --> 00:10:35,358
Oh, it's a commercial break,
269
00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,425
So I just wanted
to check the scores.
270
00:10:36,493 --> 00:10:37,592
Flip it back, please.
271
00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:39,861
Okay.
272
00:10:39,929 --> 00:10:43,831
The show's back on.
What happened?
273
00:10:43,899 --> 00:10:46,500
- We were behind.
- Go to the recorded version.
274
00:10:46,568 --> 00:10:47,935
Oh, my God.
What song was that?
275
00:10:48,002 --> 00:10:49,903
- I wasn't recording it.
- What?
276
00:10:49,971 --> 00:10:51,638
What song was it?
277
00:10:51,706 --> 00:10:53,039
Wait, why do you have
to record it?
278
00:10:53,107 --> 00:10:55,475
Right now is why, Erin.
We're living it.
279
00:10:55,543 --> 00:10:56,910
Start recording now.
Jim.
280
00:10:56,977 --> 00:10:59,512
Okay, they did
blinded by the light,
281
00:10:59,580 --> 00:11:02,348
And they did it
with an actual blind guy.
282
00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:05,016
Was it worth it, Jim?
283
00:11:05,084 --> 00:11:06,550
'cause we missed it.
284
00:11:08,152 --> 00:11:09,886
If I could get her
sleeping normally,
285
00:11:09,954 --> 00:11:11,188
I would get my life back.
286
00:11:11,255 --> 00:11:12,856
That would be nice,
wouldn't it?
287
00:11:12,924 --> 00:11:14,357
I can't even talk about it.
288
00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:16,258
You know, it's not really
necessary for me to sit here
289
00:11:16,326 --> 00:11:17,492
Holding her all night.
290
00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,360
Just go to Gabe's refrigerator,
291
00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:20,861
Get a lump of suet...
292
00:11:20,929 --> 00:11:23,999
Or any kind of congealed
animal fat will do, really...
293
00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:25,133
Tie a piece of string to it,
294
00:11:25,201 --> 00:11:26,567
Tie the other end to her toe,
295
00:11:26,635 --> 00:11:28,402
Pop the suet in her mouth,
296
00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:30,504
She'll be happy for hours.
297
00:11:30,571 --> 00:11:33,272
I kind of doubt Gabe has suet.
298
00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:36,908
Really?
Well...
299
00:11:36,976 --> 00:11:39,911
Then here we are.
Michael.
300
00:11:39,978 --> 00:11:41,912
Gabe is making
the pigs in a blanket.
301
00:11:43,514 --> 00:11:45,081
And he kind of needs some help,
302
00:11:45,148 --> 00:11:47,117
So he was wondering
if you could help him.
303
00:11:56,494 --> 00:11:58,395
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome
304
00:11:58,463 --> 00:11:59,763
Phyllis Vance.
305
00:12:04,369 --> 00:12:06,437
Is that white diamonds
by Elizabeth Taylor?
306
00:12:06,504 --> 00:12:07,738
You know your perfumes.
307
00:12:07,806 --> 00:12:09,973
My nanny used to wear that.
308
00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:11,575
I just ate an entire seahorse.
309
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:14,478
I have to admit I did not think
it was gonna work.
310
00:12:14,545 --> 00:12:15,812
But it's totally working.
311
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:18,215
I feel exactly like a seahorse.
312
00:12:24,955 --> 00:12:26,156
Look who I found.
313
00:12:26,223 --> 00:12:28,824
Yeah, well, I wasn't
very hard to find.
314
00:12:28,892 --> 00:12:32,960
Let's go ahead
and wash your hands.
315
00:12:33,027 --> 00:12:36,325
Is this the same dough that
you used for the pizza crust?
316
00:12:36,393 --> 00:12:38,326
Yeah.
Waste not. Right?
317
00:12:38,394 --> 00:12:40,628
So these are pizza dogs.
These aren't pigs in a blanket.
318
00:12:40,696 --> 00:12:41,962
Per Se.
319
00:12:42,030 --> 00:12:44,998
Michael knows everything there
is to know about snacks.
320
00:12:45,066 --> 00:12:47,567
- Well.
- Gabe was born in 1982.
321
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:49,335
He was the longest baby
in the hospital.
322
00:12:49,403 --> 00:12:50,803
He's the longest baby
in this room.
323
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:54,106
What's the longest thing
you've ever seen?
324
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,140
For me,
it was the trail from a jet...
325
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,275
Erin, you don't have to...
326
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,110
Yeah, you know what, Erin,
you do have to.
327
00:12:58,177 --> 00:13:00,178
Michael,
you are making this harder
328
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:02,347
Than it has to be.
That's what she said.
329
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:11,822
Hey.
330
00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:13,457
It's a miracle.
331
00:13:13,524 --> 00:13:15,959
She loves him.
332
00:13:16,027 --> 00:13:17,627
Oh, I don't know about...
333
00:13:17,695 --> 00:13:18,628
Love.
334
00:13:18,695 --> 00:13:20,496
She loves me.
335
00:13:22,999 --> 00:13:25,033
Outside. My car.
Two minutes.
336
00:13:27,036 --> 00:13:28,603
All right.
Something's come up. I gotta go.
337
00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:29,837
No, no, no, she'll wake up.
338
00:13:29,905 --> 00:13:30,971
No, I have something to do.
339
00:13:31,039 --> 00:13:32,072
I know what you have to do.
340
00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:34,908
Please stay with Cece.
341
00:13:34,976 --> 00:13:38,611
Dwight, I've always considered
us to be very good friends.
342
00:13:38,679 --> 00:13:40,045
Great friends.
343
00:13:40,113 --> 00:13:41,280
Remember your concussion?
344
00:13:41,347 --> 00:13:42,948
I do.
345
00:13:43,016 --> 00:13:44,382
But you married my worst enemy.
346
00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:45,750
- I know.
- Well, I think enemy's
347
00:13:45,818 --> 00:13:47,084
A strong word.
348
00:13:47,152 --> 00:13:48,385
'cause I think we have a really
charming back-and-forth.
349
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,453
Enough.
350
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:57,057
I will require beer and pizza
to think this over.
351
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,059
- Absolutely.
- From Jim.
352
00:13:59,126 --> 00:14:02,562
- Well, I don't think that's...
- do it.
353
00:14:02,629 --> 00:14:04,130
What kind of pizza
would you like?
354
00:14:04,197 --> 00:14:06,031
Surprise me.
355
00:14:06,099 --> 00:14:08,367
No.
356
00:14:08,435 --> 00:14:09,535
Pepperoni.
357
00:14:12,972 --> 00:14:15,741
Okay.
358
00:14:15,809 --> 00:14:17,643
All right.
359
00:14:17,711 --> 00:14:20,645
And the winner is
by two votes, Sam and qu...
360
00:14:20,713 --> 00:14:22,380
what's going on?
361
00:14:27,893 --> 00:14:30,895
Hey, creed.
Do you read Chinese?
362
00:14:30,962 --> 00:14:34,999
- Better than English.
- What does this say?
363
00:14:43,407 --> 00:14:46,775
Hello, u.P.S., still waiting
on that five minutes
364
00:14:46,843 --> 00:14:47,843
With Erin I ordered.
365
00:14:47,911 --> 00:14:50,412
Oh, never mind, it's here.
366
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,815
Well, if it isn't
the belle of the ball.
367
00:14:52,883 --> 00:14:56,185
You throw a lovely party,
milady.
368
00:14:56,253 --> 00:14:58,687
Are you having a good time?
369
00:14:58,755 --> 00:15:00,822
Did you wear
my favorite outfit on purpose?
370
00:15:00,889 --> 00:15:02,690
Andy, you look awful.
371
00:15:02,758 --> 00:15:05,660
You're four seasons in a day.
372
00:15:06,995 --> 00:15:10,030
You got the autumn thing
going on.
373
00:15:10,098 --> 00:15:12,999
But if you put on baby...
374
00:15:14,134 --> 00:15:16,934
Mm.
But if you put on a blue...
375
00:15:22,373 --> 00:15:24,074
It's springtime in the rockies.
376
00:15:24,142 --> 00:15:26,509
- Are you all right?
- No!
377
00:15:27,644 --> 00:15:29,345
Insert it in my mouth.
378
00:15:29,412 --> 00:15:30,712
Okay, that's not gonna make
379
00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:32,247
Your pizza-eating experience
any better, trust me.
380
00:15:32,315 --> 00:15:33,281
Oh, try me.
381
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,116
Jim, just don't think
382
00:15:35,183 --> 00:15:36,450
Of it as degrading.
383
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:39,286
Think of it as you happen
to be moving the pizza
384
00:15:39,353 --> 00:15:42,556
Six inches this way,
and he happens to be biting it.
385
00:15:42,623 --> 00:15:44,290
I'd prefer for him
to think of it as degrading.
386
00:15:44,358 --> 00:15:46,926
Okay.
387
00:15:46,994 --> 00:15:51,763
Crust first.
388
00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:57,134
Okay.
Now the beer.
389
00:15:57,202 --> 00:16:00,569
Beer me, Jim.
390
00:16:02,672 --> 00:16:06,074
Gentle.
391
00:16:09,311 --> 00:16:11,078
Now I've got to go meet Angela.
392
00:16:11,146 --> 00:16:12,113
What?
No, wait.
393
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,247
You said you were gonna help us.
394
00:16:13,315 --> 00:16:15,181
I have a legal obligation
395
00:16:15,249 --> 00:16:16,549
To Angela, okay?
396
00:16:16,616 --> 00:16:17,916
She needs to be serviced.
397
00:16:17,984 --> 00:16:18,950
- You need to stop talking.
- Oh, God.
398
00:16:19,018 --> 00:16:20,385
Oh, come on.
399
00:16:20,452 --> 00:16:21,852
Can we stop
the fake prissy act?
400
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:22,953
Join the real world.
401
00:16:23,021 --> 00:16:24,488
Sex contracts exist, okay?
402
00:16:24,555 --> 00:16:26,323
Okay, fine,
there must be some way
403
00:16:26,390 --> 00:16:27,891
To get out of it,
even just for tonight.
404
00:16:27,959 --> 00:16:29,559
Yeah, sure.
Jim can go see her.
405
00:16:29,627 --> 00:16:30,928
- Okay.
- You've been
406
00:16:30,995 --> 00:16:32,596
With a blonde before?
It's the big leagues.
407
00:16:32,663 --> 00:16:34,164
I'm going home,
and I'm taking my baby.
408
00:16:34,232 --> 00:16:35,932
No, no, don't.
409
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,100
I will go talk to Angela.
410
00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:38,535
She is in heat.
411
00:16:38,603 --> 00:16:39,936
She will eat your face off.
412
00:16:40,004 --> 00:16:45,608
The reverse cycling
ends tonight.
413
00:16:45,676 --> 00:16:47,610
A single piece
of pepperoni, please.
414
00:16:47,678 --> 00:16:51,047
I'm not...
415
00:16:57,154 --> 00:16:58,388
What are you doing?
416
00:16:58,455 --> 00:17:02,891
I wanted to eat a pig
in a blanket...In a blanket.
417
00:17:12,268 --> 00:17:14,669
Are you all right?
418
00:17:14,737 --> 00:17:15,937
Erin likes Gabe.
419
00:17:16,005 --> 00:17:17,139
I know.
420
00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:19,307
I thought you two
were nice together.
421
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,109
Do you think
that they've ever...
422
00:17:21,177 --> 00:17:23,477
Made love?
423
00:17:23,545 --> 00:17:25,646
I don't know.
424
00:17:25,714 --> 00:17:28,316
Well, girls tell each other
things, right?
425
00:17:28,384 --> 00:17:30,851
I'll see what I can find out.
426
00:17:34,423 --> 00:17:35,790
Where you been?
427
00:17:35,857 --> 00:17:37,324
I just went out for a walk.
428
00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:38,525
Cable's out.
429
00:17:38,593 --> 00:17:40,826
What?
Really?
430
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,027
That stinks.
431
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,296
It's still on upstairs.
432
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,964
What does that mean?
Party's over?
433
00:17:45,032 --> 00:17:46,499
Everybody leaves?
434
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,566
Are you sure?
435
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,068
Hey, puck and Finn
worked it out,
436
00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,203
And the solo is now a duet.
437
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:53,972
- Are you kidding me?
- No.
438
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,807
That's going on.
439
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,809
I can't believe
we're missing that.
440
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,645
Boy, I wish I could see that.
441
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,580
You know what, I have an idea.
442
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,048
I don't know
if it's gonna work,
443
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,383
But let me give it this... okay.
444
00:18:06,451 --> 00:18:07,384
I'm gonna give it a shot.
445
00:18:07,452 --> 00:18:08,352
Please, Michael,
446
00:18:08,419 --> 00:18:09,953
Just make the glee happen.
447
00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:11,522
- Good luck, Michael.
- Erin.
448
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:15,091
So how long have you two
been going out now?
449
00:18:15,159 --> 00:18:16,927
Oh, like three months.
450
00:18:16,994 --> 00:18:18,995
I imagine things are starting
to heat up.
451
00:18:19,063 --> 00:18:20,663
I don't know.
452
00:18:20,731 --> 00:18:22,031
Of course, you don't want
to rush things.
453
00:18:22,099 --> 00:18:25,101
I mean, the anticipation
can be so exquisite.
454
00:18:25,169 --> 00:18:27,337
Bob and I took our time.
455
00:18:27,404 --> 00:18:28,705
The first time
we saw each other naked,
456
00:18:28,772 --> 00:18:30,006
We didn't even make love.
457
00:18:30,074 --> 00:18:33,409
We just stared at each other
until we fell asleep.
458
00:18:33,477 --> 00:18:34,877
It was magical.
459
00:18:34,945 --> 00:18:37,647
- I have to go, Phyllis.
- Really magical.
460
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:41,617
Hey in there.
It's me, Pam.
461
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:43,052
It's not Dwight.
Don't think it's Dwight.
462
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,388
What are you doing here?
463
00:18:45,455 --> 00:18:47,923
I know you and Dwight
have this weird deal.
464
00:18:47,991 --> 00:18:50,626
Um, he sent me out here
to see if you could postpone.
465
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,761
Are you authorized to do this?
466
00:18:52,829 --> 00:18:55,030
Yes.
I have been so authorized.
467
00:18:55,098 --> 00:18:57,099
Okay, well, tell him
468
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:59,268
That we'll do this
tomorrow night instead.
469
00:18:59,335 --> 00:19:00,269
Okay.
470
00:19:00,336 --> 00:19:01,804
Wait, Pam, Pam.
471
00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:03,038
How did he seem?
472
00:19:03,106 --> 00:19:05,641
You know, like,
did he seem disappointed?
473
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:06,909
You know,
there are a lot of guys
474
00:19:06,976 --> 00:19:10,079
Out there who would just love
475
00:19:10,146 --> 00:19:11,246
And appreciate a woman lik...
476
00:19:11,314 --> 00:19:14,616
You know what,
Pam, just save it.
477
00:19:17,153 --> 00:19:18,420
You did this?
478
00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:20,456
No, I was just check...
yes.
479
00:19:20,523 --> 00:19:21,490
I did.
Yes.
480
00:19:21,558 --> 00:19:22,557
Yes.
Why won't you like him?
481
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:23,725
What is there to like?
482
00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:27,762
He's just...
he's a weird, little,
483
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:30,231
Skeevy guy with no waist.
484
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,100
Why do you care
whether we like him or not?
485
00:19:32,168 --> 00:19:33,635
I care if you like him.
486
00:19:33,703 --> 00:19:35,670
Why?
I'm not your father.
487
00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:50,851
All right.
488
00:19:50,918 --> 00:19:53,119
- Okay.
- Go to your room.
489
00:19:53,187 --> 00:19:54,520
What?
490
00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:56,489
Go to your room, young lady.
491
00:19:59,425 --> 00:20:03,428
Um, I'm not going to my room.
492
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:06,464
You listen to me.
493
00:20:06,531 --> 00:20:07,631
You listen good.
494
00:20:07,699 --> 00:20:11,835
You are not to see
that boy anymore.
495
00:20:11,903 --> 00:20:12,969
You listen to me.
496
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:15,538
You are not to tell me
what to do.
497
00:20:15,606 --> 00:20:17,173
As long as you are living
under this roof,
498
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,474
You are going to do what I say.
499
00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:19,942
I hate your roof.
500
00:20:20,009 --> 00:20:21,343
Oh, do not raise
your voice to me.
501
00:20:21,411 --> 00:20:22,811
I'll raise it all I want.
I'll raise the roof.
502
00:20:22,878 --> 00:20:24,579
I will pull this car over.
503
00:20:24,647 --> 00:20:26,581
I hate it.
I hate your car.
504
00:20:27,717 --> 00:20:29,217
See you, Oscar.
505
00:20:33,189 --> 00:20:34,555
If you break that girl's heart,
506
00:20:34,623 --> 00:20:36,290
I will kill you.
507
00:20:36,358 --> 00:20:37,525
It's just a figure of speech.
508
00:20:37,592 --> 00:20:40,394
But seriously
if you break that girl's heart,
509
00:20:40,462 --> 00:20:43,063
I will literally kill you
and your entire family.
510
00:20:43,131 --> 00:20:45,965
Gabe, just go
and have fun with Erin.
511
00:20:46,033 --> 00:20:47,934
But not too much fun.
512
00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:51,569
That girl's
gonna Rn my hair gray.
513
00:21:23,570 --> 00:21:26,570
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