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Why?

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20 minutes a day{\*, Jim}.
That's all it takes.

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20 minutes a day, all feet, no hands.
I'll have the pededexterity of a chimp

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and you'll be sitting there
like an idiot.

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Okay, here we go.

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{\pos(192,240)}- Do you mind?
- {\*I'm }Sorry{\*, Pam}.

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{\pos(192,240)}Allow me to write you
an apology letter.

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{\pos(192,240)}You don't have to do that.

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{\pos(192,240)}D... E...

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{\pos(192,240)}A...

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{\pos(192,240)}Space, A. "Dear..."

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Thank you, hands.

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Nothing else in the universe
can do what you do.

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Don't worry about it.

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Dwight, it's okay.
You were wrong.

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{\*It's s}So hot.

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Well, A for effort, right?

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- Feygnasse Team -

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.:: La Fabrique ::.

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{\pos(270,155)}7x10 : <i>China</i>

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Welcome.

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Start your morning right
with a burst of blueberry or try plain.

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What{\*'s the} occasion?

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{\pos(192,230)}Dwight said this entry
was a waste of space.

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{\pos(192,230)}I would like <i>un muffin de blueberry,</i>

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{\pos(192,230)}<i>por favor.</i>

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- Eight dollars.
- Eight dollars?

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{\pos(192,230)}Owning a building is a war
between the landlord and the tenant.

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{\pos(192,230)}Not a literal war, unfortunately.
But I am using the same tactics.

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I have surrounded the enemy
and I'm slowly starving them.

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To save on electricity,
I have installed a timer

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and motion censors on the lights.

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It's part of my green initiative.

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And by green, I mean money.

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China.

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- China.
- Michael, how was the dentist?

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It was great.

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{\*Are y}You okay?{\*What's wrong?}

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{\pos(120,268)}Everything here
was made in China.

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{\pos(120,268)}- That's where they make stuff.
- They used to make stuff in America,

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{\pos(120,268)}but we're falling behind,
did you know{\* that}?

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{\pos(120,268)}China is a sleeping dragon
that is just beginning to stir.

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Right here.
It is right there.

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Anybody read the news anymore?

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{\pos(120,268)}- China is on the move.
- I found that in the waiting room

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{\pos(120,268)}at the dentist's office.
This kid had the magazine I wanted{\* to read}.

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{\pos(120,268)}That's the only one I could reach
and I read it and{\* then} I read it again.

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{\pos(100,268)}My whole life I believed
that America was number one.

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{\pos(120,268)}That was the saying.

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{\pos(120,268)}Not America's number two.

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{\pos(120,268)}England is number two.
China...

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{\pos(120,268)}should be like eight.

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Hey, Andy.

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Hey, Darryl.

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You gotta stop texting me so much.

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{\pos(192,220)}{\*But }I wanted you to know
Michael and I are wearing the same tie{\* today}.

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{\pos(192,220)}It's insane.

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{\pos(192,220)}You need to change your standard
for what's worthy of a text.

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{\pos(192,220)}Ask yourself,
"is it something Darryl needs to know?"

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{\pos(192,220)}The answer's almost always "no."

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{\pos(192,220)}Got it.
Then I will call you.

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{\pos(192,220)}There was a time
when the only people who texted you

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{\pos(192,220)}were people
you wanted to text you.

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{\pos(192,220)}Girls.

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{\pos(192,220)}They'd all say the same thing.
"I'm comin' over, baby."

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{\pos(192,220)}And I would text back.
"BTB."

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Bring That Booty.

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Why is the toilet paper

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only half a ply?

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I'm sorry.

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{\pos(192,220)}Is that not good enough
for your anus?

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{\pos(192,220)}Don't get me started
on how coddled the modern anus is.

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{\pos(192,220)}Maybe you can unspool a little more
each time you need to...

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{\pos(192,220)}Don't tell me how to do my business.

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{\pos(192,220)}As a fellow dunder Mifflin employee
I feel for you,

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{\pos(192,220)}but like you,

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{\pos(192,220)}I am completely powerless
to the whims of the new building owner.

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- Which is you.
- "Which is you" is not a sentence.

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I disagree with.

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Are you gonna sit there{\* office} administrator
or are you gonna do something?

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Dwight, can we talk
about these cut backs?

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When I'm sitting at this desk,
I'm a salesman.

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If you wanna talk to the new{\* *building} owner,
{\*you should }call Nate and schedule an appointment.

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I'm not gonna do that.

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Then you're not gonna talk
to new building owner,

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which is a shame,
'cause I hear he's a{\* very} reasonable guy.

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Hi, Nate.
It's Pam Halpert.

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I'd just love to schedule a meeting
today with Dwight.

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<i>Let me put you on hold
just for one eensy second.</i>

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Sure.

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Tell her I'm busy.

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{\*I don't know. }Make something up.

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<i>Dwight's being questioned
by the police</i>

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<i>in a connection
with a string of dognappings...</i>

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Can you please tell
new building owner

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{\*that }he's screwing over
all the people he works with.

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People he's worked with for years.

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His friends.

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You know what, Pam?
You're right.

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This isn't just a business,

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this is a home.

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And I'd much rather
see a smile from Kevin

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than save hundreds
on plumbing and electricity.

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- What?
- According to the Internet

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the tallest man in the world
is Chinese.

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So much for keeping
our secrets up high.

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- What's America gonna do?
- I know{\* what we're gonna do}.

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We're gonna put
our best minds on it.

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Everybody, stop working.

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I want you all to imagine a world

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in which America is not
the number-one super power.

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Where forks

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are irrelevant.

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And where every man, woman and child

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is expected to learn
how to play the cello.

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- Open your eyes.
- You never told us to close them.

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Welcome to your future.

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{\*What do we do? }How do we stop this?

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How do we stop it?

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With a big idea.

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That's what America is built on.

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Big ideas, blue jeans,
the Grand Canyon.

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Who's got one?
Who's got a big idea?

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- An idea bigger than the Grand Canyon?
- Yes, indeed.

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Yes, Kevin.

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An antacid

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that you only take once a week.

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Once-a-week antacid
is the idea to beat.

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Anyone else?

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Nobody?

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- Okay, then... yes.
- Michael.

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An acid pill that you take...

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once every six weeks.

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- Why not go one for the year?
- I don't know.

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It's too big a pill to swallow.

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What if we all get together

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and help each other, hire a new guy
and then we all kill him

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but first we take out
a $100,000 life insurance policy?

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I bet you like that idea, don't you?

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{\*I think t}That's what they're doing to me.

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I can't prove it,
but I wanted to see their faces{\* when I said it}.

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I learned nothing.

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- I don't know what the **** that was.
- I say we bomb 'em.

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By 2020 they{\*'re gonna} will be
the world's largest economy

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and they're getting a taste for protein.
We'll all starve.

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- He's right, we should drop the bomb.
- He's not... we're not...

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Where would we even drop it?

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{\*Did y}You know that in China

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there are 56 cities
with over a million people?

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- {\*You know h}How many we have here? Nine.
- {\*Actually, t}That's not true.

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I know the figure
you're referring to.

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It's a projection
of 15 years from now.

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- Thank God.
- No, that is right now.

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Michael, China's agrarian.

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Urbanizing fast?
You betcha.

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- But still agrarian.
- Most in terms of land not population.

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- Come on{\*, Michael, you couldn't}...
- No, you're wrong about this.

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- Where do you get this information?
- {\*I got it f}From newyorktimes.com.

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Getting nervous, Oscar?

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- Someone look it up.
- I'm on it, Jim.{\* I'm on it.}

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Guys, it's not worth it.
Really.

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{\*Guys }It's not worth our time.

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"Are you watching this?"
Seriously?

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Well, are you?

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I'm sittin' right here.

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Got it.

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China has 56 cities
with a population of over one million.

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The US has nine.

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Suck it, Oscar.

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On the plus side,
all this worrying about China

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has made you smarter than Oscar.

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Great, I was wrong.

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I'm wrong.
Is everyone happy?

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So I happen to know more
than the smartest guy in the office.

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So what?

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I don't care.

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Okay, now, where were we
before I bested Oscar?

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So this building can get uglier.

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I will not work
in a roach billboard.

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My God, I can't look at roaches.

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Michael, do something about this.

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Absolutely.
Pam, this is exactly why I hired you{\* as office administrator}.

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Handle it.

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Takin' care of business.

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Dwight, take it down.

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I'm serious.
Take it down or else.

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Or else. Or else what?
There's nothing you can do.

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We can move out.

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{\pub}Really?

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{\*So does a}Anyone wanna know where I've been
for the last two hours?

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{\*My God, }I've been playing zombie soccer
for two hours?

192
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I went out
to look for a better office space.

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- Waste of time.
- Not really, because I found one.

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These are nice.

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Let me see.

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Look at the huge offices.

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- Check out that conference room.
- Totally.

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- You can't move out.
- In three months{\* we can}.

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Check the lease.

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If you don't undo your changes{\* you've made},
we're moving.

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{\*Hey, }Guys, can I show you some pictures?

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{\*My gosh, s}She's so cute.
She looks like both of you.

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- They're not of Cece.
- Cool.

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This is possibly our new{\* Dunder Mifflin} office.

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{\*I like b}Being in the same building as Bob
{\*It }keeps me honest.

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This building isn't far
and it's much newer.

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There's a dry cleaner,
a nail place and a gym.

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And it's next door to an Outback
so it always smells like steak.

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{\pos(192,240)}Are you trying to kill me?

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{\pos(192,240)}Is the nail place Koreans or whites?

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{\pos(192,240)}Koreans.

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{\pos(192,240)}Good.
And the dry cleaners?

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{\pos(192,240)}White?

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{\pos(192,240)}Good.

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There's a lot of brain power {\*in this room}here.

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We got Michael and Oscar,
the two smartest guys in the office.

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Also, in that order.

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Funny.
Jim, that is funny.

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Very comedically humorous.

220
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I have a computer question.
Oscar?

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What is it?

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- Can you move{\* aside} so{\* that} I can ask Michael?
- All right, I get it.

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- {\*Michael, h}How do I create a new tab?
- Try control P.

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- That's print.
- Not if the printer isn't hooked up.

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You're making
very dangerous assumptions.

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{\*Oscar, }It must be killing you
now that Michael is smarter than you.

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He's not{\* smarter than me}.
He was just right about one thing.

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But it was really a smart thing
to be right about, actually.

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Actually, it was.

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Around here,
Oscar is known as "actually",

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because he will insert himself into{\* just about}

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any conversation to add facts
or correct grammar.

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Actually, you're speculating.

234
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He really does fit
that old stereotype

235
00:11:00,556 --> 00:11:02,109
of the smug gay Mexican.

236
00:11:04,238 --> 00:11:06,686
"Megan Fox", question mark.
What's that{\* mean}?

237
00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:09,355
Megan Fox.
Come on.

238
00:11:10,043 --> 00:11:11,185
You know what?

239
00:11:11,310 --> 00:11:14,110
You're one bad text away
from gettin' blocked.

240
00:11:14,278 --> 00:11:17,113
Yes, but one good text away
from a high five.

241
00:11:17,281 --> 00:11:19,490
- You accept these terms?
- It's on.

242
00:11:20,576 --> 00:11:24,287
In your perfect world,
what would make this building awesome?

243
00:11:24,455 --> 00:11:26,403
I'm putting together {\*kind of }a wish list.

244
00:11:26,528 --> 00:11:30,126
I wish for a million wishes.

245
00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:33,754
- No, I'm not a genie. I'm {\*just }talking {\*about }of...
- Then see you later, building.

246
00:11:33,922 --> 00:11:36,340
- You can't possibly be serious.
- I said see you later.

247
00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:40,886
I was thinking about{\* some of the stuff }
what you said earlier about China.

248
00:11:42,097 --> 00:11:43,930
I'd love to talk more about it.

249
00:11:44,055 --> 00:11:45,766
- {\*Maybe }Over some coffee later?
- Sure.

250
00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:53,232
- Do you know what you just agreed to?
- Just coffee{\*, Jim}.

251
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,234
No, it's not just coffee.

252
00:11:56,363 --> 00:11:57,904
He's trying to set you up{\*, Michael}.

253
00:11:58,072 --> 00:11:59,989
{\*What's gonna happen is }He's gonna try to bring up

254
00:12:00,157 --> 00:12:02,158
whatever you're {\*talking about}saying
in a {\*very }casual way.

255
00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,998
But secretly,
he'll be trying to trip you up.

256
00:12:05,123 --> 00:12:07,373
And when he does, boom, it's awful.

257
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,999
{\*Haven't you noticed }I don't bring up
the Tour de France around him{\*?}.

258
00:12:11,568 --> 00:12:13,746
And then, he'll smugly pay the check

259
00:12:13,871 --> 00:12:15,721
and make you feel so small.

260
00:12:17,186 --> 00:12:20,384
All right, I just need
to learn everything about China.

261
00:12:20,771 --> 00:12:24,055
To be safe, I should learn everything
about everything but I don't have time.

262
00:12:24,223 --> 00:12:25,733
I'll just learn about China

263
00:12:25,858 --> 00:12:27,737
and science and geography

264
00:12:27,862 --> 00:12:30,353
and math and literary.

265
00:12:30,521 --> 00:12:31,646
No politics?

266
00:12:31,814 --> 00:12:33,163
I'm {\*pretty }good on {\*politics}that.

267
00:12:33,715 --> 00:12:35,461
California is bankrupt.

268
00:12:35,586 --> 00:12:37,436
And California, California.

269
00:12:47,086 --> 00:12:49,236
Parley. My office.
Five minutes.

270
00:12:50,193 --> 00:12:51,123
Parlay?

271
00:12:52,428 --> 00:12:54,335
Pirate code.
He wants to meet.

272
00:12:54,503 --> 00:12:56,575
So everyone here knows pirate code?

273
00:12:57,047 --> 00:12:59,131
I understand it.
I can't speak it.

274
00:13:00,932 --> 00:13:02,882
I am not an unreasonable man.

275
00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:06,430
If you guys stay,
I will stop watering down the soap.

276
00:13:06,598 --> 00:13:08,391
You've been watering down the soap?

277
00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:11,561
Why do you even need soap?
Are you that bad {\*at going to }in the bathroom?

278
00:13:11,729 --> 00:13:14,466
- We want everything back {\*the way }as it was.
- You don't wanna move.

279
00:13:14,591 --> 00:13:16,964
{\*Moving }It's one of the most
stressful things you can do in life.

280
00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,957
You'll {\*probably }just take it out on your kid.

281
00:13:19,082 --> 00:13:22,029
Jim will turn to the drink.
The family will fall apart.

282
00:13:22,154 --> 00:13:25,922
And 25 years from now,
Cece will become world famous

283
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,536
for stripping.

284
00:13:29,522 --> 00:13:30,972
That's a sad story.

285
00:13:31,487 --> 00:13:33,798
I have another one.
We move,

286
00:13:33,923 --> 00:13:37,164
the other tenants follow,
the bank takes the building, {\*takes }your farm,

287
00:13:37,289 --> 00:13:39,213
{\*takes }your car,
and beats the crap out of you.

288
00:13:39,381 --> 00:13:40,506
Penniless, you die.

289
00:13:40,674 --> 00:13:43,252
And my daughter, Cece,
dances on your grave

290
00:13:43,377 --> 00:13:44,577
fully clothed.

291
00:13:54,854 --> 00:13:57,940
- Where is Tibet?
- Pass.

292
00:13:58,253 --> 00:14:00,109
- When was China founded?
- Pass.

293
00:14:00,277 --> 00:14:02,111
- Two for two. Keep it up.
- Who is Mao?

294
00:14:04,403 --> 00:14:06,646
- Life line.
- Damn it, Michael.

295
00:14:06,771 --> 00:14:09,911
You are moments away
from the smack down of your life.

296
00:14:10,404 --> 00:14:13,539
If you don't know something,
{\*steer the conversation back to }talk about something you do know.

297
00:14:13,707 --> 00:14:16,459
I could talk about boobs.
I bet he knows nothing about boobs.

298
00:14:16,627 --> 00:14:18,576
What do you know about boobs?

299
00:14:21,173 --> 00:14:22,590
{\*Micheal, }I must tell you something.

300
00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:24,793
- It's from <i>Rocky II</i>.
- Thank you.

301
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,850
This guy doesn't just wanna win,

302
00:14:27,975 --> 00:14:29,918
you know, he wants to burry you.

303
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,724
He wants to humiliate you.

304
00:14:31,892 --> 00:14:33,601
Wait, how long is this gonna take?

305
00:14:33,769 --> 00:14:35,978
- I'm {\*like }a quarter of the way through.
- Is it {\*gonna be }worth it?

306
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:40,149
Just in case, Michael,
I made you a cheat sheet.

307
00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:42,818
- I don't need {\*to cheat}it.
- Show him how to use it.

308
00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:44,886
10,706.

309
00:14:45,322 --> 00:14:47,130
Here it is, right here.
Pull over.

310
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,376
No way.

311
00:14:52,949 --> 00:14:54,022
Look at that.

312
00:14:54,854 --> 00:14:56,249
There's no building.

313
00:14:57,584 --> 00:14:59,043
This can only mean one thing.

314
00:14:59,211 --> 00:15:01,860
- Building's underground.
- She was lying.

315
00:15:09,012 --> 00:15:10,554
- What?
- I'm Pam.

316
00:15:11,436 --> 00:15:12,348
{\*No, }You're not.

317
00:15:12,516 --> 00:15:14,824
{\*I'm }Sorry, we have a colleague
with the same name.

318
00:15:15,627 --> 00:15:17,812
- That's funny.
- You're not a liar too{\*, are you}?

319
00:15:18,881 --> 00:15:20,398
I've {\*been known to }already bend the truth.

320
00:15:20,683 --> 00:15:22,275
Damn it, Pam.
Get out.

321
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,777
Right now, leave it.
I mean it. Get {\*the hell }out of here.

322
00:15:27,215 --> 00:15:29,959
I can't wait to do to Pam
what I just did

323
00:15:30,878 --> 00:15:31,728
to Pam.

324
00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:39,792
{\pub}{\*You know, }I'm the only one here
{\*that }you haven't asked about the new office.

325
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,240
I know. Because you're
the reason we're moving.

326
00:15:42,365 --> 00:15:44,416
But I'm still an employee here,

327
00:15:44,541 --> 00:15:47,508
{\pos(192,240)}and that part of me is really excited
about the change of scenery.

328
00:15:47,676 --> 00:15:48,968
{\pos(192,240)}What's the square footage{\* in the new place}?

329
00:15:49,136 --> 00:15:52,346
{\pos(192,240)}- I think it's something like...
- What's the exact square footage?

330
00:15:53,656 --> 00:15:55,874
{\pos(192,240)}- Let me see.
- How many offices are there?

331
00:15:56,435 --> 00:15:59,437
{\pos(192,240)}- I'll {\*just }look at the one-sheet myself.
- {\*Actually, }I don't know what I did with {\*the one-sheet}it.

332
00:16:00,814 --> 00:16:03,283
That's the problem.
You only have one sheet.

333
00:16:05,569 --> 00:16:06,736
You're a funny guy{\*, Pam}.

334
00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:11,699
What's the first thing you{\* guys a}'re gonna do
when you move in to the new office?

335
00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:14,180
I'm gonna walk down the hall
and I'm gonna say,

336
00:16:14,305 --> 00:16:17,413
"I can't believe this is real,
but it is."

337
00:16:17,678 --> 00:16:19,215
I can't wait.

338
00:16:21,168 --> 00:16:23,541
I lied about
some aspects of the building.

339
00:16:23,905 --> 00:16:26,923
- It's still on a bike path, {\*though, }right?
- There's no building. It doesn't exist.

340
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,341
What does that mean?

341
00:16:28,509 --> 00:16:30,593
{\*I needed leverage, so }I pulled those pictures
of the Internet.

342
00:16:30,761 --> 00:16:34,055
It's just
this office administrator thing,

343
00:16:34,223 --> 00:16:35,640
I don't want to...

344
00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:37,093
What?

345
00:16:37,842 --> 00:16:40,652
Fail.
I don't want to fail, again.

346
00:16:41,105 --> 00:16:43,291
- You didn't fail.
- {\*That's what }You said that about art school

347
00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:45,441
and that's what you said
about sales.

348
00:16:45,609 --> 00:16:47,360
And you didn't fail
those things either.

349
00:16:50,371 --> 00:16:51,970
I'm not an artist,

350
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,745
and I'm not a salesman.

351
00:16:54,473 --> 00:16:56,273
So what would you call it?

352
00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:03,239
Michael, the reason I asked you
down here for this chat is

353
00:17:03,364 --> 00:17:07,088
I've been thinking {\*that }your fears
about China are a bit exaggerated.

354
00:17:07,256 --> 00:17:09,799
Did you know that China
has a new missile

355
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:13,302
that can sink a US naval carrier
900 miles off the coast?

356
00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:15,485
- We have missiles too.
- Did you {\*also }know {\*that }China

357
00:17:15,610 --> 00:17:18,631
has secretly been expanding
its nuclear arsenal?

358
00:17:18,756 --> 00:17:21,437
But what do I know?
{\*I mean, }That's just according to the Pentagon.

359
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:22,712
Our Pentagon.

360
00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:29,351
I wasn't here.

361
00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:30,662
What?

362
00:17:31,149 --> 00:17:33,823
I wasn't here.
It's a pretty common saying.

363
00:17:33,991 --> 00:17:35,825
You may want to log it away
for future use.

364
00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:37,300
Thanks.

365
00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:43,834
China has been loaning us
billions upon billions of dollars.

366
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:47,088
We are going to be owing them
for the rest of our lives,

367
00:17:47,213 --> 00:17:49,376
- and they will control us.
- Actually,

368
00:17:50,351 --> 00:17:52,176
we're in a mild recession right now,

369
00:17:52,301 --> 00:17:54,468
I{\*'ll give you that} admit it,
but people use China as the boogeyman

370
00:17:54,636 --> 00:17:57,430
for all their problems.
In the 1980s, it was Japan.

371
00:17:57,598 --> 00:18:00,519
How then do you explain
that in the past year

372
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:04,061
manufacturing in China
has risen by 17%,

373
00:18:04,506 --> 00:18:06,861
and in the US
It has only risen by 8%?

374
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,551
Do you really think {\*that }manufacturing

375
00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:11,277
is a relevant indicator of where
the world economy's heading in 2011?

376
00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:16,130
Do you know the {\*comparative }expansion
of{\*, say,} the information sector?

377
00:18:16,255 --> 00:18:19,155
I'd say that's far more relevant,
wouldn't you?

378
00:18:34,265 --> 00:18:36,761
Hello.
You're breaking the law.

379
00:18:36,929 --> 00:18:39,180
- Impossible. I love the law.
- Read article 19.

380
00:18:39,804 --> 00:18:42,342
{\*There are certain standards that }You have to maintain the building
at certain standards

381
00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:45,394
and that includes comfortable
temperatures and adequate lighting.

382
00:18:45,519 --> 00:18:48,395
It also means no more cutting
the tampons in two

383
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,733
and no more tampering
with the toilet paper.

384
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:55,404
I see I've underestimated you
and I didn't think that was possible.

385
00:18:58,342 --> 00:18:59,450
Re-ply the paper.

386
00:18:59,832 --> 00:19:02,328
- I don't think it goes that way.
- Re-ply it!

387
00:19:05,271 --> 00:19:08,000
{\pos(192,240)}- {\*Don't worry about }The coffee{\*. It}'s on me.
- I figured that.

388
00:19:08,349 --> 00:19:11,377
{\pos(192,240)}Michael, I am so happy
that we were able

389
00:19:11,502 --> 00:19:13,256
{\pos(192,240)}to have this little chat.

390
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:15,902
{\pos(192,240)}Wait.

391
00:19:17,015 --> 00:19:18,052
{\pos(192,240)}You've forgot{\*etting something}?

392
00:19:18,514 --> 00:19:20,064
{\pos(192,240)}- What?
- This chat.

393
00:19:21,019 --> 00:19:22,932
Two men.
One white, one Latino.

394
00:19:23,742 --> 00:19:26,477
A boss and a money cruncher.
I could fire you.

395
00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:27,717
Fire him.

396
00:19:28,005 --> 00:19:29,313
No.
Show mercy.

397
00:19:29,481 --> 00:19:30,523
But here we are.

398
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:31,941
What is your point?

399
00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:33,541
My point is...

400
00:19:35,513 --> 00:19:39,472
that as long as people like you and me
don't stop talking...

401
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:43,119
Nobody can stop the USA.

402
00:19:43,968 --> 00:19:45,496
- Right.
- Yes.

403
00:19:45,664 --> 00:19:48,417
I am talking about freedom.

404
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:49,792
About choice.

405
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:50,960
America...

406
00:19:51,828 --> 00:19:55,006
I don't think you need to worry,
because if you want to be China,

407
00:19:55,174 --> 00:19:58,133
you will.
If you don't, that's fine.

408
00:19:58,761 --> 00:20:01,679
That, my friend, is your victory.

409
00:20:03,223 --> 00:20:05,404
A lot of people say

410
00:20:05,529 --> 00:20:07,376
that if you dig long
{\*enough }and hard enough,

411
00:20:07,501 --> 00:20:09,687
you will get to China
and that may be true,

412
00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:12,638
but {\*what }they don't tell you
{\*is }that if you dig long enough

413
00:20:12,763 --> 00:20:14,963
and hard enough in a conversation,

414
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,737
you get to a friend.

415
00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:22,658
So here is to conversation.

416
00:20:23,608 --> 00:20:26,287
Raise you cups on high.

417
00:20:26,455 --> 00:20:27,580
Case closed.

418
00:20:30,241 --> 00:20:33,391
That wasn't what we were...
That wasn't the whole...

419
00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:36,896
They say the best vampires
don't bleed their victims dry,

420
00:20:37,021 --> 00:20:39,634
but give them the strength
so that they can bounce back

421
00:20:39,802 --> 00:20:42,201
only to be fed on again.
I spared Pam

422
00:20:42,696 --> 00:20:45,634
and I might feast off
of her profits for years to come.

423
00:20:46,141 --> 00:20:48,041
I let Pam win.

424
00:20:50,413 --> 00:20:52,730
I was not motivated by compassion.

425
00:20:53,726 --> 00:20:55,358
I have no compassion.

426
00:20:56,252 --> 00:20:57,902
Make sure you got that.

427
00:20:59,919 --> 00:21:01,919
"Not motivated by compassion."

428
00:21:10,114 --> 00:21:11,714
{\pub}"Come to parking lot."

429
00:21:12,164 --> 00:21:13,764
"Crazy pigeon action."

430
00:21:20,835 --> 00:21:22,785
You're gonna scare them away.

431
00:21:28,945 --> 00:21:31,435
- That's a text.
- Yeah, right?

432
00:21:31,664 --> 00:21:33,020
That's a new standard.