1 00:00:01,992 --> 00:00:03,030 Got it. 2 00:00:03,438 --> 00:00:04,782 Let's go in. I'm freezing. 3 00:00:04,950 --> 00:00:07,159 People, wait. Come back{\*, come back}. One fun one. 4 00:00:07,327 --> 00:00:09,620 - We're gonna do a fun one. - One Charlie's angels. 5 00:00:09,788 --> 00:00:11,038 One. Let's go. 6 00:00:11,780 --> 00:00:14,091 This is just a Christmas card from your paper supplier. 7 00:00:14,216 --> 00:00:15,976 No one's putting this on their fridge. 8 00:00:16,336 --> 00:00:17,712 I got it,{\* You guys,} how about this... 9 00:00:17,837 --> 00:00:21,172 {\*Michael, }What if all the boys are on one side, all the girls are on the other. 10 00:00:21,297 --> 00:00:23,634 The boys are, like, "why, I oughta," 11 00:00:23,802 --> 00:00:26,011 and the girls are, like, "let's go shopping"? 12 00:00:26,753 --> 00:00:29,515 {\pos(192,240)}- Let's just jump in t air. - That's it! That's a picture! Yes! 13 00:00:29,683 --> 00:00:31,059 {\pos(192,240)}{\*Jump in the air.}We're gonna jump in the air. 14 00:00:31,184 --> 00:00:32,684 {\pos(192,240)}- Here we go. - OK, one... 15 00:00:32,951 --> 00:00:33,852 {\pos(192,240)}Two... 16 00:00:34,021 --> 00:00:35,227 {\pos(192,240)}Three... 17 00:00:36,064 --> 00:00:37,696 {\pos(192,240)}Not everyone jumped. 18 00:00:37,821 --> 00:00:39,483 {\pos(192,240)}Everybody jump in the air this time. 19 00:00:39,793 --> 00:00:40,793 {\pos(192,240)}Here we go. 20 00:00:43,864 --> 00:00:46,573 - Still some people not jumping. - You{\* gotta be} kidding me. Who isn't jumping? 21 00:00:46,741 --> 00:00:48,717 I'll tell you who. Darryl, Phyllis, 22 00:00:48,842 --> 00:00:50,495 Stanley, Angela, and Oscar. 23 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:53,122 - I am jumping. - You are? Let me see you jump. 24 00:00:55,292 --> 00:00:58,348 This is a store-bought camera. Not a special military-grade cameras 25 00:00:58,473 --> 00:01:00,963 - that would be able to capture that. - I'm freezing. 26 00:01:01,221 --> 00:01:04,258 Also, Erin is jumping way too early. She's on the ground by "three." 27 00:01:04,426 --> 00:01:07,388 - I didn't want to miss it. - Well, if we all jump really high, 28 00:01:07,513 --> 00:01:08,891 we'll be in the air longer. 29 00:01:09,016 --> 00:01:11,598 Here's a question nobody's asking. Is this worth it? 30 00:01:11,767 --> 00:01:13,725 Don't answer that. {\*People, }Listen up and listen good. 31 00:01:13,970 --> 00:01:15,735 We need to just get one picture 32 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:17,896 where we're all in the air at the same time. 33 00:01:18,373 --> 00:01:20,024 I believe in us. We can do this. 34 00:01:20,692 --> 00:01:22,526 On three, everyone in the air. 35 00:01:29,705 --> 00:01:31,076 We didn't get it. 36 00:01:57,063 --> 00:01:58,937 I'm the Office Administrator now, 37 00:01:59,290 --> 00:02:01,403 {\a1}which means I'm basically being paid to be head 38 00:02:01,528 --> 00:02:03,096 {\a1}of the party planning committee. 39 00:02:03,534 --> 00:02:05,171 {\a1}The first thing I did as head... 40 00:02:05,296 --> 00:02:06,361 {\a1}I shut it down. 41 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:10,061 At its worst it was a toxic political club 42 00:02:10,186 --> 00:02:12,905 used to make others feel miserable and left out. 43 00:02:14,559 --> 00:02:16,613 At its best it planned parties. 44 00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:19,643 {\a1}It hardly looks fake. It's so lush. 45 00:02:20,335 --> 00:02:21,627 Why does it smell real? 46 00:02:25,136 --> 00:02:26,215 Good one. 47 00:02:31,211 --> 00:02:33,733 Merry Christmas, little children! 48 00:02:35,116 --> 00:02:36,809 How's everybody doing today? 49 00:02:37,322 --> 00:02:38,143 Good. 50 00:02:38,311 --> 00:02:40,771 - How's the party coming along? - Great. 51 00:02:40,939 --> 00:02:42,189 Are we over budget? 52 00:02:43,894 --> 00:02:44,969 Good. 53 00:02:45,094 --> 00:02:47,611 {\a1}Did anyone get drunk already? 54 00:02:47,779 --> 00:02:48,612 Not yet. 55 00:02:48,780 --> 00:02:50,948 {\a1}Good for you. Angela, 56 00:02:51,116 --> 00:02:53,050 {\a1}lay it on me, what's the problem? 57 00:02:53,175 --> 00:02:54,910 {\a1}Nothing. Should be fun. 58 00:02:55,078 --> 00:02:58,455 {\pos(192,220)}So, Stanley, how big is the bug up your butt today? 59 00:02:58,623 --> 00:03:01,333 {\pos(192,220)}Pam got those sugar-free cookies I like. I'm doing fine. 60 00:03:02,077 --> 00:03:04,887 {\a1}All right, well, I will be in my office 61 00:03:05,012 --> 00:03:07,579 {\a1}making toys for the good children. 62 00:03:10,795 --> 00:03:11,718 What you got? 63 00:03:12,373 --> 00:03:13,595 It's all good, Santa. 64 00:03:13,763 --> 00:03:14,930 That's a relief. 65 00:03:15,098 --> 00:03:17,346 {\a1}Santa's gonna take some much-needed free time. 66 00:03:18,309 --> 00:03:19,595 All right. Good! 67 00:03:20,562 --> 00:03:23,188 My kids are growing up. As a boss, 68 00:03:23,356 --> 00:03:24,988 I look at that and I say great. 69 00:03:25,609 --> 00:03:28,188 {\a1}It is exactly what a boss would hope 70 00:03:28,313 --> 00:03:30,486 {\a1}would happen because that's what I want. 71 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:32,384 {\a1}That's what every boss wants, 72 00:03:32,773 --> 00:03:35,929 {\a1}Is a wonderful Christmas with no drama. 73 00:03:41,715 --> 00:03:43,375 It's present time, you guys. 74 00:03:44,126 --> 00:03:45,272 Happy holidays 75 00:03:45,856 --> 00:03:47,467 {\a1}from your friends at Sabre. 76 00:03:47,592 --> 00:03:49,721 {\a1}We just want to say how grateful we are. 77 00:03:50,342 --> 00:03:52,207 {\a1}Sabre is looking for ways to involve me 78 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:53,991 {\a1}as minority executive trainee. 79 00:03:54,116 --> 00:03:55,317 {\a1}I suggested choosing 80 00:03:55,442 --> 00:03:57,448 {\a1}the annual Christmas gift to the employees. 81 00:03:57,573 --> 00:04:00,442 And they said, "Yes. Perfect. Thank you, Kel{\a1}ly. 82 00:04:00,567 --> 00:04:02,686 "Finally, something for you to do." 83 00:04:03,485 --> 00:04:05,522 It's a Hello Kitty laptop sleeve. 84 00:04:05,690 --> 00:04:08,400 - Hello Kitty's for girls. - Nashua got mp3 players. 85 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:10,480 Yeah, I don't even have a laptop. 86 00:04:10,904 --> 00:04:14,114 {\pos(192,220)}I wonder if these presents would be under as much scrutiny if I were white. 87 00:04:15,909 --> 00:04:17,993 I said "I wonder." I didn't say "I think." 88 00:04:18,161 --> 00:04:20,497 Kelly, I thought we agreed on fleece blankets. 89 00:04:20,622 --> 00:04:22,331 Blankets? What am I, five? 90 00:04:22,499 --> 00:04:24,756 {\a1}Erin and I make great use of ours. 91 00:04:25,888 --> 00:04:28,006 Yes, Erin and I are still dating. 92 00:04:28,687 --> 00:04:30,946 Why do you ask me so often if we're still dating? 93 00:04:31,675 --> 00:04:33,556 I'll take one of those pink pouches. 94 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:35,709 I feel good today. 95 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:37,093 My little girl Jada? 96 00:04:37,218 --> 00:04:39,703 It's my turn to have her for Christmas this year. 97 00:04:39,828 --> 00:04:42,390 Two years ago I had her, and we had the best time. 98 00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:45,455 I Tivoed her favorite shows, some things I've never heard of. 99 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:46,790 Icarly... 100 00:04:48,028 --> 00:04:49,638 You know who's funny on that show? 101 00:04:50,255 --> 00:04:52,227 The friend with the video camera. 102 00:04:53,005 --> 00:04:54,655 He's got a nice way of talking. 103 00:04:58,946 --> 00:04:59,868 It's snowing. 104 00:05:02,747 --> 00:05:04,957 It's the first snowfall of Christmas. 105 00:05:06,138 --> 00:05:08,335 Is that just so magical for you, little girl? 106 00:05:08,503 --> 00:05:10,322 Can you not wait to have a hot chocolate, 107 00:05:10,447 --> 00:05:13,757 and cuddle up with papa and tell him about all your Christmas dreams, hmm? 108 00:05:14,476 --> 00:05:17,060 It's not even a real snow. Look, it's a dusting. 109 00:05:17,595 --> 00:05:18,554 Pitiful. 110 00:05:34,061 --> 00:05:36,363 Damn it, Jim, you cannot throw snowballs in here! 111 00:05:37,034 --> 00:05:39,116 It's not a snowball, 'cause it's only a dusting. 112 00:05:39,412 --> 00:05:40,325 Right? 113 00:05:40,493 --> 00:05:42,979 Look at that. There's a pebble in there. You could have killed me! 114 00:05:43,104 --> 00:05:46,165 - Don't be such a baby. - Yeah, who's a little girl now? 115 00:05:49,992 --> 00:05:51,587 You apologize to me right now. 116 00:05:51,755 --> 00:05:54,506 - You've got something on your nose. - You apologize right now. 117 00:05:55,916 --> 00:05:58,619 Very well, then I challenge you to a snowball fight 118 00:05:59,235 --> 00:06:01,388 on the first real snow of winter. 119 00:06:04,013 --> 00:06:04,850 You got it. 120 00:06:05,482 --> 00:06:08,187 That sounds awesome. Can we all do it? 121 00:06:08,355 --> 00:06:11,523 No,{\* andy} it's a snowball fight. It's not fun. Go get your own thing. 122 00:06:11,691 --> 00:06:12,591 Beat it. 123 00:06:18,277 --> 00:06:19,277 Let go. 124 00:06:25,102 --> 00:06:27,706 Are you bringing your new boyfriend to the party? 125 00:06:28,129 --> 00:06:31,523 I wouldn't subject Robert to that. He's a very busy senator. 126 00:06:31,878 --> 00:06:33,045 State senator. 127 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:35,587 I would not expect you to know 128 00:06:35,712 --> 00:06:37,508 what it's like to date someone in{\* the} public{\* arena}. 129 00:06:38,167 --> 00:06:39,927 Who are you dating in{\* the} public{\* arena}? 130 00:06:40,095 --> 00:06:41,253 The senator. 131 00:06:41,891 --> 00:06:42,891 Right. 132 00:06:43,407 --> 00:06:44,813 The state senator. 133 00:06:45,642 --> 00:06:48,227 We went to a picnic thrown my the comptroller's wife. 134 00:06:49,508 --> 00:06:50,992 That would be impressive... 135 00:06:51,117 --> 00:06:54,451 If anyone knew what a comptroller was. 136 00:06:55,489 --> 00:06:56,276 Well... 137 00:06:57,219 --> 00:06:59,849 Do you have any idea how many photographers there are 138 00:06:59,974 --> 00:07:01,568 at a ribbon-cutting ceremony? 139 00:07:02,011 --> 00:07:03,011 I do. 140 00:07:03,395 --> 00:07:04,395 Two. 141 00:07:04,717 --> 00:07:07,279 "Angela... over here, Angela... " 142 00:07:07,538 --> 00:07:08,922 "here. Look here!" 143 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,566 Before we kick off the party, I just want to remind everyone 144 00:07:12,691 --> 00:07:14,707 that an office party is just that... 145 00:07:15,182 --> 00:07:15,963 A party. 146 00:07:16,327 --> 00:07:18,465 It's not an excuse to get really drunk 147 00:07:18,633 --> 00:07:19,840 or confront someone 148 00:07:19,965 --> 00:07:22,348 a cathartic experience of any kind. 149 00:07:25,807 --> 00:07:27,234 There are questions to that. 150 00:07:28,845 --> 00:07:30,250 You know what, no questions. 151 00:07:30,375 --> 00:07:31,655 Last item on the agenda, 152 00:07:31,780 --> 00:07:33,897 Toby would like to make an announcement. 153 00:07:37,637 --> 00:07:39,269 I just wanted to let you know{\* that} 154 00:07:39,394 --> 00:07:41,667 I'll be taking a leave of absence starting next week. 155 00:07:42,198 --> 00:07:43,699 'Cause you've been on the lam? 156 00:07:43,867 --> 00:07:46,159 {\*Because the "boring police" have been after you, and they finally caught up with you?}'Cause "boring police" finally caught with you? 157 00:07:46,328 --> 00:07:49,630 No, the opposite. I was actually selected to be a juror 158 00:07:49,990 --> 00:07:51,623 on a very high-profile case. 159 00:07:51,791 --> 00:07:53,017 Yes, the case 160 00:07:53,142 --> 00:07:56,208 of the horrible red-headed sad sack. 161 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:57,421 And the verdict: 162 00:07:57,589 --> 00:08:00,329 It was Toby. And the sentence, death. 163 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:01,669 Death to Toby! 164 00:08:01,993 --> 00:08:03,093 Death to Toby! 165 00:08:03,261 --> 00:08:05,035 That's hurtful talk. We've talked about it. 166 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,847 {\*You know, }I don't interrupt your announcements. 167 00:08:07,015 --> 00:08:09,159 You leave these huge pauses in your sentences. 168 00:08:09,284 --> 00:08:11,657 - What do you expect me to do? - What's the case, Toby? 169 00:08:11,978 --> 00:08:14,313 I{\* really} can't talk about it, but it's a very high-profile case. 170 00:08:14,481 --> 00:08:15,689 Is it criminal? 171 00:08:15,857 --> 00:08:17,587 - Have we heard of it? - I don't know. 172 00:08:18,068 --> 00:08:21,153 Is it the{\* middle school} teacher who tried to turn her{\* foreign} exchange student into a sex slave? 173 00:08:21,985 --> 00:08:24,494 Was it the post office guy who rubbed his penis all over the mail? 174 00:08:24,824 --> 00:08:26,479 Guys, it's a really big deal. 175 00:08:26,604 --> 00:08:29,161 - He's rubbing his neck. - He's rubbing his neck! 176 00:08:29,996 --> 00:08:31,340 Scranton strangler! 177 00:08:32,130 --> 00:08:34,205 I can neither confirm nor deny this. 178 00:08:34,330 --> 00:08:37,373 Let's just say I'll be up to my neck in jury duty. 179 00:08:40,376 --> 00:08:42,959 That was the worst joke ever. 180 00:08:43,593 --> 00:08:46,094 Corporate will be sending someone else to take my place. 181 00:08:47,764 --> 00:08:49,692 Holly flax-she comes from the Nashua branch. 182 00:08:49,817 --> 00:08:51,811 - What? - Yeah, she'll be starting next week. 183 00:08:51,936 --> 00:08:54,478 If you have any questions about the transition, just let me know. 184 00:08:54,646 --> 00:08:56,396 - Holly's coming back here? - Yeah. 185 00:08:56,564 --> 00:08:59,566 - Guys, who's Holly? - That is a great question, Erin. 186 00:08:59,734 --> 00:09:03,010 How do you describe somebody who is at the same time 187 00:09:04,367 --> 00:09:05,502 an old friend, 188 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,240 and was a lover... 189 00:09:08,618 --> 00:09:11,941 And was a complicated part of my past, 190 00:09:12,066 --> 00:09:14,956 and maybe, just maybe a part of my future? 191 00:09:15,716 --> 00:09:17,273 She's one sassy black lady. 192 00:09:17,877 --> 00:09:20,379 Holly's coming back, everybody, and we have to have a party. 193 00:09:20,547 --> 00:09:24,091 I'm not sure the temporary replacement of an HR rep really warrants a party. 194 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,763 You know what, we'll postpone this party until then. 195 00:09:27,209 --> 00:09:29,339 This is too important. Cancel this one. 196 00:09:29,931 --> 00:09:31,485 Dwight, get rid of the tree. 197 00:09:31,610 --> 00:09:33,350 Cancel. We're canceling it. 198 00:09:33,518 --> 00:09:35,602 - Don't throw them out! - We have to cancel... 199 00:09:35,770 --> 00:09:37,899 - We can save that. - We're gonna get fresh for holly. 200 00:09:38,024 --> 00:09:39,940 - I bought these. - These cookies are fine! 201 00:09:40,108 --> 00:09:41,994 They're not. Fresh and new. 202 00:09:43,141 --> 00:09:45,094 We don't have the budget for another party. 203 00:09:45,219 --> 00:09:47,231 Then, everybody will chip in. It'll be fine. 204 00:09:47,356 --> 00:09:50,123 I honestly think you're idealizing people here again{\*, michael}. 205 00:09:50,248 --> 00:09:53,000 - I don't think that's gonna happen. - {\*You know what, }{\*i'll pay for it.}I'll pay for the party. 206 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,704 This is way too important. 207 00:09:54,873 --> 00:09:56,415 People, Holly's coming back, 208 00:09:56,583 --> 00:09:58,947 and this is the most important Christmas party of my life. 209 00:09:59,072 --> 00:10:00,275 So back to work. 210 00:10:02,172 --> 00:10:04,479 Man, I worked hard. I worked so hard for this! 211 00:10:04,899 --> 00:10:08,676 I was after corporate constantly. I emailed Joe. 212 00:10:08,801 --> 00:10:10,068 I wrote letters. 213 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:14,627 And you know who I end up owing this to is the Scranton strangler. 214 00:10:14,752 --> 00:10:16,975 Thank you. Thank you, Scranton strangler. 215 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,292 I love you! 216 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:21,270 You just took one more person's breath away. 217 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:31,670 {\pub}We have always had good Christmas parties here, 218 00:10:31,795 --> 00:10:33,994 as you know, but they've never been cool. 219 00:10:35,242 --> 00:10:37,292 The name is Bond... Santa Bond. 220 00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:40,213 I'll have an eggnog, shaken, not stirred. 221 00:10:41,143 --> 00:10:42,443 {\pos(192,240)}Classic Brosnan. 222 00:10:42,862 --> 00:10:45,926 {\pos(192,240)}Santa. Wonderful tradition. Everybody loves Santa. 223 00:10:46,051 --> 00:10:48,366 {\pos(192,240)}Everybody can't get enough of the jolly old man. 224 00:10:48,491 --> 00:10:50,533 {\pos(192,240)}But that is a myth, because you know what, 225 00:10:50,658 --> 00:10:53,312 {\pos(192,240)}he's not necessarily a big fat guy with a beard. 226 00:10:53,437 --> 00:10:54,970 {\pos(192,240)}He's not necessarily an old guy. 227 00:10:55,095 --> 00:10:56,935 {\pos(192,240)}No one knows what the real Santa... 228 00:10:57,060 --> 00:10:57,810 God! 229 00:10:58,303 --> 00:11:00,642 {\*Just s}Stop moving your calves so much while you're talking. 230 00:11:01,064 --> 00:11:03,554 {\*Well, t}This year's gonna be different. {\*We're gonna have fun.}It's not gonna be tacky. 231 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:05,454 {\*It's gonna be... }You know what, the food 232 00:11:05,579 --> 00:11:07,555 is going to be austere. 233 00:11:08,006 --> 00:11:10,364 It is not going to be tacky, deli platter food. 234 00:11:10,532 --> 00:11:12,819 It's not gonna have a big, fat, gross Santa Claus. 235 00:11:12,944 --> 00:11:15,035 It's gonna be a cool, sleek Santa. 236 00:11:15,203 --> 00:11:16,453 {\*Maybe }I'll bring my boyfriend. 237 00:11:16,621 --> 00:11:18,038 - I'll invite him. - {\*Okay. }Sure. 238 00:11:18,206 --> 00:11:20,541 {\*I mean, u}Unless there's a chance there could be press at this party. 239 00:11:20,709 --> 00:11:21,936 You never know{\* about the press}. 240 00:11:22,061 --> 00:11:24,211 I only ask because he's a senator. 241 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:27,381 - {\*Could h}He'd help us with{\* some} parking tickets? - I don't think that's appropriate. 242 00:11:27,549 --> 00:11:30,008 - Then he's not a senator. - Yes, he is. 243 00:11:33,287 --> 00:11:34,596 We{\* still} doing the gifts today? 244 00:11:35,188 --> 00:11:36,876 {\*I mean, i}It is the Christmas party. 245 00:11:37,001 --> 00:11:38,725 Well, the classy Christmas party. 246 00:11:39,287 --> 00:11:41,562 But don't get too excited, {\*'cause }I didn't have much time{\* this year}. 247 00:11:41,730 --> 00:11:42,780 Me neither. 248 00:11:44,863 --> 00:11:47,769 I've been working forever on Jim's present. 249 00:11:48,513 --> 00:11:50,717 He always gives me the best Christmas gifts. 250 00:11:50,842 --> 00:11:53,612 He'll take a memory or a private joke, 251 00:11:53,737 --> 00:11:55,842 and he'll create something totally unique. 252 00:11:55,967 --> 00:11:56,996 I love them. 253 00:11:57,371 --> 00:11:59,288 So this year I made him something. 254 00:12:00,805 --> 00:12:01,897 A comic book. 255 00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:05,048 It stars Jimmy Halpert, a mild-mannered paper salesman 256 00:12:05,173 --> 00:12:08,868 who, while riding{\* his} bike {\*through}in the forest, is bitten by a radioactive bear. 257 00:12:08,993 --> 00:12:11,800 Becomes a "bear man". Wreaks havoc on the office. 258 00:12:12,409 --> 00:12:13,759 It's really good. 259 00:12:36,785 --> 00:12:37,985 No! Fake tree. 260 00:12:38,286 --> 00:12:40,339 - No, it has the little... - Pam, no. 261 00:12:40,464 --> 00:12:42,107 Holly's coming from New Hampshire. 262 00:12:42,232 --> 00:12:45,429 Somebody from{\* New Hampshire} there looks at that and thinks it's a burning cross. 263 00:12:45,554 --> 00:12:48,003 I want you to go and get a real tree. 264 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,088 Take some money. Thank you. 265 00:12:50,257 --> 00:12:51,840 I'm looking for Michael Scott. 266 00:12:52,008 --> 00:12:53,342 That's me. Come on in. 267 00:12:57,469 --> 00:12:59,899 There's nothing classier than boring jazz music, 268 00:13:00,024 --> 00:13:01,467 I'm here to tell ya. 269 00:13:01,592 --> 00:13:03,016 {\*And }I made a bit of a judgment call. 270 00:13:03,141 --> 00:13:05,897 I hired one musician, because I thought, what's better, 271 00:13:06,022 --> 00:13:08,001 to hire an entire quartet for half an hour, 272 00:13:08,126 --> 00:13:10,314 or one bassist for the entire day? 273 00:13:15,615 --> 00:13:17,700 Hey, any volunteers to come with me 274 00:13:17,825 --> 00:13:19,326 to go buy a Christmas tree? 275 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,994 I would, but I don't want to get dirty. 276 00:13:22,331 --> 00:13:24,156 There might be girls at the party. 277 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,403 Why do you{\* always} think that girls are gonna be{\* at the party} here? 278 00:13:26,528 --> 00:13:28,916 No one invited girls. It's just us. 279 00:13:29,703 --> 00:13:30,730 I will help. 280 00:13:31,099 --> 00:13:32,673 Although my brid... My hybrid... 281 00:13:32,841 --> 00:13:35,134 My Prius hybrid, won't fit a tree. 282 00:13:35,518 --> 00:13:38,298 Which is ironic, considering how many trees it saves 283 00:13:38,423 --> 00:13:39,679 on a daily basis. 284 00:13:40,091 --> 00:13:42,302 I do, however, have a hookup 285 00:13:42,427 --> 00:13:44,261 with a dude who has a pickup. 286 00:13:44,728 --> 00:13:46,353 Do you mean Darryl? {\*That's a g}Great idea. 287 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,729 {\*I'll ask him. }- You know him? - Yeah. 288 00:13:47,991 --> 00:13:49,837 He works here. We all know him. 289 00:13:50,150 --> 00:13:53,193 I should come along, {\*just }'cause he's my... {\* you know, }He's my hookup. 290 00:13:53,361 --> 00:13:54,194 Cool. 291 00:13:54,362 --> 00:13:56,071 Come on, now, Justine, look... 292 00:13:56,888 --> 00:13:58,955 {\*Listen... }Look, I've been planning this, okay? 293 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,576 - You cannot do this{\*, Justine}. - I'm not doing it! 294 00:14:01,701 --> 00:14:03,620 She told me she wants to have Christmas here. 295 00:14:03,788 --> 00:14:04,955 - She did? - Yes. 296 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,253 She wants to be around family for Christmas. 297 00:14:07,554 --> 00:14:08,542 I don't know. 298 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:12,143 I thought I was enough family for my daughter. 299 00:14:15,211 --> 00:14:16,758 Don't come in, I'm busy. 300 00:14:16,927 --> 00:14:18,220 It's cool,{\* Darryl,} I'm here too. 301 00:14:18,345 --> 00:14:19,945 Sorry, I{\* really} didn't want to come in. 302 00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:23,515 {\*It's just that w}We have to go buy a new{\* Christmas} tree, and we'{\*re hoping we could}d like to borrow your truck. 303 00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:26,453 Come on, it'll be fun. 304 00:14:26,578 --> 00:14:28,479 We could do doughnuts in the snow{\* on the way back}. 305 00:14:28,647 --> 00:14:31,273 No. Thank you for your interest in my truck. 306 00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:35,041 Sorry. We'll leave you alone. 307 00:14:39,986 --> 00:14:41,777 I could use a breath of fresh air. 308 00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:43,181 Let's do it. 309 00:14:46,107 --> 00:14:47,438 When Holly gets here, 310 00:14:47,563 --> 00:14:49,249 I want you to be {\*very }helpful to her. 311 00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:51,172 {\*I've looked her up online.}There's nothing about her online. 312 00:14:51,297 --> 00:14:52,836 {\*She's made n}No impression on the Internet. 313 00:14:53,004 --> 00:14:55,631 She doesn't need an Internet presence. You just know. 314 00:14:58,053 --> 00:15:00,552 What{\* the hell} are you doing here? You{\*'re supposed to} must be in the courthouse. 315 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,846 We're on recess. I came for the party. 316 00:15:03,939 --> 00:15:05,516 - Hey, everyone. - Hi, Toby. 317 00:15:05,684 --> 00:15:07,737 What does the strangler look like? Is he gorgeous? 318 00:15:07,862 --> 00:15:09,699 He looks gorgeous in the drawings. 319 00:15:09,824 --> 00:15:10,771 That scowl. 320 00:15:10,939 --> 00:15:13,716 I can't talk about it or I'll get removed from the jury. 321 00:15:13,841 --> 00:15:16,096 Then he'll come back here and replace Holly, 322 00:15:16,221 --> 00:15:17,726 so stop asking him questions. 323 00:15:17,851 --> 00:15:21,490 I know people are only this excited to talk to me because of the trial. 324 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:24,660 But they talk to me for a while, 325 00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:27,465 and maybe people realize I have something to say. 326 00:15:28,368 --> 00:15:30,159 And then one day, 327 00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:32,940 we're just talking. 328 00:15:40,593 --> 00:15:42,970 You've reached the voice mail of Dwight Kurt Schrute.{\* Please leave...} 329 00:15:57,736 --> 00:15:58,874 Stop! 330 00:16:05,848 --> 00:16:08,323 I have no feeling in my fingers or penis. 331 00:16:08,448 --> 00:16:10,173 But I think it was worth it. 332 00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,631 I was laying on the ground, defenseless, 333 00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:21,749 and he just kept throwing 'em 334 00:16:21,874 --> 00:16:23,594 until he exhausted himself. 335 00:16:23,719 --> 00:16:25,468 And... then... 336 00:16:26,447 --> 00:16:28,858 "How about icing it? lol. Dwight." 337 00:16:36,441 --> 00:16:38,052 - Hi. - Hello. 338 00:16:38,177 --> 00:16:40,736 Is there any way I can get a hand with these, please? 339 00:16:40,904 --> 00:16:44,031 I'm {\*really }sorry, I can't help you. I'm waiting for my boss' pretty friend{\* to arrive}. 340 00:16:44,402 --> 00:16:45,552 There she is. 341 00:16:46,752 --> 00:16:47,552 Hey. 342 00:16:48,209 --> 00:16:50,610 Erin, would you help her, for God's sake? 343 00:16:51,665 --> 00:16:53,498 Oh, you're Holly! Of course. 344 00:16:53,918 --> 00:16:54,718 Sorry. 345 00:16:57,695 --> 00:16:58,495 Hello. 346 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,510 Well, well, well... 347 00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:03,675 If it isn't Michael Scott. You old bastard. 348 00:17:05,309 --> 00:17:07,375 I never thought I'd see your face 349 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,514 around these parts, you old bastard! 350 00:17:09,683 --> 00:17:12,267 I did show my face around these parts, you old bastard. 351 00:17:12,435 --> 00:17:14,770 Why, you're some sorta wise guy, huh? 352 00:17:15,271 --> 00:17:16,396 I most certainly am. 353 00:17:20,026 --> 00:17:20,826 Homey! 354 00:17:22,404 --> 00:17:23,481 Holly's back. 355 00:17:28,598 --> 00:17:30,452 Huggy monster! 356 00:17:31,190 --> 00:17:33,299 Not the huggy monster! I don't wanna die! 357 00:17:33,424 --> 00:17:34,915 I don't wanna die! 358 00:17:38,743 --> 00:17:41,380 Well, everybody, you remember Holly. 359 00:17:41,548 --> 00:17:43,757 Did you bring us anything from Nashua? 360 00:17:44,287 --> 00:17:46,455 Yeah. I brought some maple candy. 361 00:17:46,961 --> 00:17:49,199 But I have to admit, I got a little hungry{\* on the drive}, 362 00:17:49,324 --> 00:17:50,389 and I ate some{\* of them}. 363 00:17:50,557 --> 00:17:52,182 - {\*That's a}Adorable. - Would you put those out? 364 00:17:52,684 --> 00:17:55,622 To throw out or put out, like, six pieces for everyone? 365 00:17:55,747 --> 00:17:57,225 It's so nice to be back. 366 00:17:57,350 --> 00:17:59,950 It looks beautiful in here. Super-classy. 367 00:18:00,075 --> 00:18:01,733 Like a party for limousine drivers. 368 00:18:01,901 --> 00:18:04,027 You came on the day of our Christmas party. 369 00:18:05,238 --> 00:18:07,155 It's fabulous. I love what you did! 370 00:18:07,488 --> 00:18:08,862 Isn't it wonderful? 371 00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:11,326 We love it here. Don't you love it? 372 00:18:11,494 --> 00:18:13,269 {\*All right,}Let me show you to your desk. 373 00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:15,420 I show you to your dayyy-esk! 374 00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,886 Watch out for my guns. They're both loaded. 375 00:18:18,011 --> 00:18:19,745 What kind of guns do you have? 376 00:18:20,128 --> 00:18:21,228 Six-shooter? 377 00:18:22,904 --> 00:18:24,089 This is weird. 378 00:18:24,257 --> 00:18:26,508 I can't believe you're here. {\*This feels}It's like you never left. 379 00:18:26,676 --> 00:18:28,468 - Doesn't it? - Yeah, kind of. 380 00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:33,327 And you have a Woody. 381 00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:38,103 - Oh, I love to... - AJ gave me that. 382 00:18:38,271 --> 00:18:40,689 Well, that's understandable. Still raw. 383 00:18:43,151 --> 00:18:44,744 Woody your favorite character? 384 00:18:45,153 --> 00:18:47,571 You know{\* who} my favorite character in Toy Story{\* is}? Andy's mom. 385 00:18:47,886 --> 00:18:48,686 Why? 386 00:18:49,032 --> 00:18:52,409 {\*Because w}Without{\* andy's mom} her, there's no plot. And without any plot, there's no movie. 387 00:18:52,723 --> 00:18:54,623 That is a really good point. 388 00:18:55,575 --> 00:18:58,123 AJ said he hadn't seen any of the Toy Story movies. 389 00:18:58,291 --> 00:18:59,796 - You're kidding{\* me}. - {\*No, }I know. 390 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:02,044 I'm going, "what? Are you serious?" 391 00:19:02,212 --> 00:19:03,837 - What a douche{\* *bag}! - Get a life! 392 00:19:04,218 --> 00:19:06,214 Get a... yeah. Good riddance. 393 00:19:06,498 --> 00:19:08,425 W{\*e sat down and w}e watched them all in one day. 394 00:19:09,219 --> 00:19:11,219 Now he's the biggest Toy Story fanatic ever. 395 00:19:11,388 --> 00:19:14,264 - Good for him. - Next day I found him in my bed. 396 00:19:14,432 --> 00:19:15,282 Really? 397 00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:18,226 That's creepy. How did AJ get in your house? 398 00:19:18,395 --> 00:19:19,745 We live together. 399 00:19:21,398 --> 00:19:22,247 You do? 400 00:19:23,149 --> 00:19:26,523 {\*He had a}A little note pinned to him{\* that} said, "you've got a friend in me." 401 00:19:31,455 --> 00:19:33,786 - Yeah, Randy Newman's the best. - Yeah. 402 00:19:34,937 --> 00:19:36,662 - I love him. - Me too. 403 00:19:38,915 --> 00:19:40,624 {\pub}Christmas tree, Christmas tree 404 00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:44,219 Won't you be my Christmas tree? 405 00:19:44,752 --> 00:19:46,296 Hey, how about this one? 406 00:19:47,042 --> 00:19:49,966 Seems a little full of itself, right? Kind of a pretty boy. 407 00:19:50,243 --> 00:19:52,969 What if we got a really beat up one, like on Charlie Brown, 408 00:19:53,138 --> 00:19:54,763 and we{\* just} loved it for what it is? 409 00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:55,798 Maybe.{\* I mean...} 410 00:19:55,923 --> 00:19:58,475 No, she be talking to your mom or something. 411 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,750 This is my daughter too, Justine! 412 00:20:01,389 --> 00:20:02,813 You seem to think... 413 00:20:06,526 --> 00:20:08,280 Pick a damn tree already. 414 00:20:09,712 --> 00:20:11,780 Listen,{\* Darryl,} it's none of my business, 415 00:20:11,948 --> 00:20:14,991 but if {\*I couldn't have}Cece's not with me for Christmas, i'd be really upset too. 416 00:20:16,578 --> 00:20:18,245 I don't have kids or anything, 417 00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:22,374 but if my grandmother ever dies, I'm going to kill myself. 418 00:20:22,906 --> 00:20:25,337 Jada don't want to spend Christmas with me. 419 00:20:25,462 --> 00:20:28,004 She told her mom it wasn't as much fun. 420 00:20:28,173 --> 00:20:29,792 How could she say that? 421 00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:32,884 {\*You know, }I took her to the toy store to buy her own presents. 422 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,596 {\*Well, }Darryl, no kid wants to buy their own Christmas presents. 423 00:20:36,765 --> 00:20:39,391 Her mom wants me to take her to mass. I guess {\*that's something to}I'll do that. 424 00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:42,778 No, you should have her mom do the boring Christmas stuff on her time. 425 00:20:42,903 --> 00:20:45,188 You should {\*be associated}do {\*with }the fun parts of Christmas. 426 00:20:45,357 --> 00:20:46,398 How{\* do I do that}? 427 00:20:46,983 --> 00:20:48,572 Bring her to the party. 428 00:20:48,697 --> 00:20:50,135 Yeah, we'll have Santa, 429 00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:52,487 and we'll play games with her. It'll be {\*a lot of }fun. 430 00:20:53,348 --> 00:20:55,115 You'll be Mr Christmas by {\*the end of the }tonight. 431 00:20:58,681 --> 00:20:59,995 {\*Hey, guys, }The tree's here. 432 00:21:00,522 --> 00:21:02,915 Nobody hug me. I'm covered in tree sap, so... 433 00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:04,816 Why would someone hug you? 434 00:21:05,251 --> 00:21:07,363 Hey there, Jada. Nice to see you again. 435 00:21:07,488 --> 00:21:09,921 I'm Santa Claus. Welcome. 436 00:21:10,090 --> 00:21:11,131 {\*Are }You serious? 437 00:21:11,299 --> 00:21:13,383 It's a sophisticated take. 438 00:21:13,551 --> 00:21:15,745 He doesn't look like Santa Claus. 439 00:21:15,870 --> 00:21:17,012 No, he doesn't. 440 00:21:18,473 --> 00:21:20,140 I told her Santa would be here. 441 00:21:20,308 --> 00:21:23,215 I was told that Holly would be here, single and ready to date. 442 00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:25,812 - And we all got misled. - Who told you that? 443 00:21:25,981 --> 00:21:27,075 Nora Ephron, 444 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,816 in every romantic comedy ever made. 445 00:21:29,985 --> 00:21:31,943 {\pos(192,235)}So, is it an open relationship? 446 00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:33,820 {\pos(192,235)}God, no. 447 00:21:33,989 --> 00:21:36,156 {\pos(192,235)}{\*Well, }You're almost 40. Do you not want kids? 448 00:21:36,324 --> 00:21:38,742 {\pos(192,235)}I want kids. I really want kids. 449 00:21:39,404 --> 00:21:41,665 {\pos(192,235)}But AJ and I are practically engaged. 450 00:21:41,790 --> 00:21:43,830 {\pos(192,235)}We talk about spending our lives together. 451 00:21:43,999 --> 00:21:45,415 {\pos(192,235)}So where's the ring? 452 00:21:46,828 --> 00:21:49,279 - How are you adjusting to the move? - Nobody cares{\* about that}. 453 00:21:49,404 --> 00:21:52,339 {\*Look, }You have to make him commit, or kick his butt to the curb. 454 00:21:52,507 --> 00:21:55,288 You guys, I don't think any of us are really qualified 455 00:21:55,413 --> 00:21:58,713 to be giving holly personal advice about her love life. 456 00:21:59,984 --> 00:22:03,434 Maybe Holly's not in any position to be shooing guys away. 457 00:22:04,644 --> 00:22:05,980 I don't get it. 458 00:22:06,105 --> 00:22:09,231 I'm sorry. I just don't get it. 459 00:22:10,322 --> 00:22:11,322 Listen, 460 00:22:12,550 --> 00:22:14,515 I'm gonna tell him, {\*that }if he doesn't propose 461 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,364 by the end of this year, we're over. 462 00:22:19,034 --> 00:22:20,100 An ultimatum. 463 00:22:21,522 --> 00:22:25,415 - It doesn't really seem like you. - {\*That is a }Great idea. Ultimatums are key. 464 00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:29,209 {\*Basically, }Nobody does anything for me anymore, unless I threaten to kill myself. 465 00:22:42,098 --> 00:22:44,474 Don't. Stop, Dwight! 466 00:22:45,226 --> 00:22:46,243 Dwight, stop! 467 00:22:49,147 --> 00:22:51,176 Yes, taste my wrath! 468 00:22:51,301 --> 00:22:53,400 - You like that? - Seriously! 469 00:22:57,948 --> 00:23:00,824 Yes, I have a wig for every single person in the office. 470 00:23:02,786 --> 00:23:05,948 You never know when you're gonna need to {\*bear a passing resemblance to }look like someone. 471 00:23:07,547 --> 00:23:09,197 I just want it to stop. 472 00:23:10,543 --> 00:23:11,793 So cool, right? 473 00:23:12,379 --> 00:23:15,422 There's no connection between the origin story and the quest. 474 00:23:15,590 --> 00:23:18,256 We need to know who Jimmy Halpert was before he was bitten by the bear. 475 00:23:18,381 --> 00:23:20,552 Otherwise it's the bear's quest. 476 00:23:21,062 --> 00:23:23,305 {\*Well, }I just sort of meant{\*, like,} cute, right? 477 00:23:23,473 --> 00:23:26,266 {\*Well, }Did you come here for help, or{\* did you come here} for me to tell you how great it is? 478 00:23:26,734 --> 00:23:28,351 {\*I mean, }Help, if it's something simple, 479 00:23:28,476 --> 00:23:31,563 - like add page numbers or laminate it. - {\*It sounds like}You know what you want. 480 00:23:33,233 --> 00:23:35,753 It's also a little derivative of a serial called Bear Man. 481 00:23:35,878 --> 00:23:37,611 - Did you look that up? - No. 482 00:23:41,103 --> 00:23:43,867 There's this female stenographer 483 00:23:44,035 --> 00:23:45,943 at the courthouse who looks {\*exactly }like you. 484 00:23:46,068 --> 00:23:48,371 - That's incredible. - {\*Yeah. }No, it's uncanny. 485 00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:50,320 {\*You know what's crazy?}I can't reconnect with you right now. 486 00:23:50,445 --> 00:23:52,334 Hold on one second. 487 00:23:57,247 --> 00:23:58,519 Excuse me. 488 00:24:13,260 --> 00:24:15,460 I guess there are just some people 489 00:24:15,803 --> 00:24:17,901 who you stay together with when you transfer, 490 00:24:18,069 --> 00:24:20,862 and some people you don't. And that's just the way it is. 491 00:24:23,789 --> 00:24:25,637 And I can be mature about that.