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Next stop, secretary Schrute
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will read the minutes
from Sunday's meeting.
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Minutes from previous meeting
of Knights of the Night.
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No, Jim.
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{\*This meeting}It's for Knights of the Night only.
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Knights of the Night
are volunteer crime patrollers.
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We're{\* often} compared to the Guardian Angels,
but we couldn't be more different{\* from them}.
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Seriously, we are nothing
like the Guardian Angels.
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I mean,
broad strokes purposes, sure.
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Think Guardian Angels.
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One of our many recent good deeds.
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We set out
to capture the Scranton Strangler.
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Mission accomplished.
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Not by us.
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I'm{\* actually} just looking for my BlackBerry,
so carry on.
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I see how this movie ends.
You make fun of me, everyone laughs.
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Screw you.
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Dwight, don't be bothered
by your friend's presence.
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{\*What are you gonna do }Now you gonna make fun
of our leader's weird voice?
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Dwight, don't be bothered...
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Over the line.
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I'm just looking for my phone,
so pretend I'm not here.
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Fine.
Minutes from previous meeting
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of Knights of the Night.
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- It's our official name.
- Sounds good.
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Reflective strips
were glued to patrol jackets.
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Knights went outside
with flashlights to test them.
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Smart.
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And the rest
was just boiler plate stuff that's...
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Go ahead and read it,
some people weren't here.
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Knights stayed outside
to play flashlight tag.
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Come on.
That sounds awesome.
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- It was pretty cool.
- Was it?
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It was pretty awesome.
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No, I got it.
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Just leaving now.
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- Feygnasse Team -
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.:: La Fabrique ::.
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{\pos(270,155)}7x13 : Ultimatum
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January 3, 2011.
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A day which will live infamously.
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Holly Partridge Flax,
otherwise known as Holly,
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otherwise, otherwise known
as a living, breathing angel,
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is engaged to another man.
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This is freaking me out.
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Let's switch to the happy video.
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No, let's push through.
We'll do this.
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{\pos(120,268)}Today will either be the best
or the worst day of my life.
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{\pos(120,268)}Holly gave AJ an ultimatum.
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{\pos(120,268)}He either proposes by New Year
or they break up.
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{\pos(120,268)}Now if she's engaged,
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{\pos(120,268)}I'm gonna go crazy
and{\* I'm gonna} start attacking people.
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{\pos(120,268)}If she's not engaged,
in all honesty,
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{\pos(120,268)}I may{\* just} burn this{\* whole} place
to the ground out of happiness.
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{\pos(110,268)}Either way, I am going
to need some talking down.
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{\pos(110,268)}Nobody talks me down like myself
in a video talking me down.
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I know what you're thinking.
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Holly is engaged{\* to somebody else}
and you want to kill yourself.
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That may seem like a good idea,
but it's not.
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Snot.
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{\pos(120,258)}It sounded like you said, "it's snot."
I'm so sorry.
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Okay, so killing yourself...
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{\pos(120,268)}I was thinking about snot.
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Good morning.
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Hey, guys.
Fun thing.
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{\pos(120,268)}The index cards on your desk
are resolution cards.
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{\pos(120,268)}Write your New Year's resolution on{\* them},
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{\pos(120,268)}I'll collect them,
and then display the cards on...
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this!
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Resolution board.
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Did your baby draw that?
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{\pos(120,268)}The glitter is blinding.
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{\pos(120,268)}- I think it's good.
- It's gonna be fun.
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I recently met Sue,
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the office administrator
at Vance Refrigeration.
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She has this awesome wall
full of fun initiatives
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and morale boosters and stuff.
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{\pos(120,268)}Sue just goes for it.
She's awesome.
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{\pos(120,268)}I know Sue, she's not that great.
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{\pos(120,268)}You know her husband's
in a wheel chair, right?
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- Okay, champagne.
- Happy.
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- Sponge.
- Sad. To soak up my tears.
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Gummi bears and gummi worms.
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Bears sad, worms happy.
C'mon, man.
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{\pos(150,268)}Ukuleles. Happy?
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{\pos(140,268)}Sad.
Something to break.
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{\pos(140,268)}- Chocolates.
- For you, job well done.
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{\pos(150,268)}Thank you.
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{\pos(140,268)}And two bottles of Scotch.
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Both sad.
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Did you get the tickets?
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{\pos(120,268)}I did, I did indeed.
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{\pos(110,238)}Two{\* front row center} tickets to Paula Poundstone
live in Poughkeepsie.
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Holly's favorite.
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{\pos(150,238)}I hope she doesn't call us up onstage,
that would suck.
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{\pos(150,238)}- You think you can do my job better?
- I don't know.
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- What's your name?
- Michael.
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{\pos(120,268)}I'm really excited for Michael
either way.
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{\pos(105,268)}Because if Holly
chooses to be with him,
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{\pos(120,268)}he will be so, so happy.
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{\pos(120,268)}And if not,
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{\pos(120,268)}he'll be avoiding
the biggest mistake of his life.
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Hey, guys.
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I'd like to introduce you
to a new{\* little} friend of mine.
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His name
is New Year's resolution board.
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Shut up.
Hello.
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What happened?
Is there a ring?
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So, high five me.
We're back.
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To a happy...
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Look at those.
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- Mittens. Those a present?
- Come on.
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- They're warm.
- Those are so fuzzy and warm.
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Let me feel those.
Let me feel that.
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{\*Put her there.}Give me a good firm one.
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- That's a good, firm handshake.
- You're hired.
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Let's get right
into the Anderson account, shall we?
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Okay.
Right away.
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Right away.
Okay.
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{\*Want me to}Do I crank the thermostat to 90?
Smoke her out?
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She can't keep those mittens on
forever.
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What?
Stop. Yes.
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Congrat...
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Oh, my God.
That's it, that's it.
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I get it.
Everybody knows about the ultimatum.
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Yes, I told everyone.
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Right back at you, bitch.
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Happy, happy, happy, happy!
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Calm down!
Breathe.
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I'm trying.
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I said breathe.
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I'm trying.
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Wait a second.
Are you listening to music?
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- What?
- Shut that off.
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I'm not listening to the music.
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Fine, just go crazy
for a little while.
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Looking good.
You're looking good.
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I gotcha, I gotcha!
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I'm pulling you back!
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Michael dance-off!
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- That's nice.
- Go!
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Me, okay!
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Nice!
We're gonna calm down later.
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I'm doing it.
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Right there!
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- I'm collecting resolution cards.
- Not doing that.
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Why not?
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I've achieved plenty.
There's no better than the best.
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Drink less caffeine.
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Good one.
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Here's mine.
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"Learn to cook for one."
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Yeah, I love cooking,
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but I always{\* find myself} throw{\*ing} out
half the food that I prepare.
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So{\* I figured} it's time to start preparing
the right amount of food
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for the right number of people,
which is one.
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- Maybe you'll meet someone.
- No, some people just don't{\* meet someone}.
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I'm fine with it.
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Really.
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This isn't a pity party.
It's not a party at all.
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Just sad.
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"Make time for romance."{\*}
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- Who's the senator?
- My boyfriend.
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You mean the State senator.
Sorry, I was confused.
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You accidentally
wrote "the senator".
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Wait.
It's that easy?
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That's not a resolution.
Just something I wanna do.
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Okay, fine.
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I can do that.
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My resolution is:
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Meet a loose woman.
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Good one.
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You know what?{\* That's my new one.}
I'm taking that one, too.
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Awesome.
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You know what you guys should do?
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Go to the book store{\* at lunch}.
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There's tons of cuties
and it's easy to talk to them.
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"Hey, what book is that?
Cool, let's hang out tonight.
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"Sex already?"
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- The book store?
- It's that easy?
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- I'll come with you to show you{\* how it's done}.
- Okay. I'll drive.
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My resolution is to read more.
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If someone else
is driving me to the book store,
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I can eat my PB&J in the car.
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2011 is coming up all Darryl.
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Somebody's got a new phone.
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That is neat.
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I got it for Christmas.
I'm so out of my league here.
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E.T. phone Holly.
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Holly like phone?
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Holly misses old phone.
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Why?
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New phone is confusing.
Gets bad reception.
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Bummer.
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Bummer.
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Reese's pieces.
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Reese's pieces?
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God. Please stop.
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I still have my old phone.
This thing, indestructible.
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I should get this.
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No,{\*Don't go see that one.} I want to see that one together.
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Yeah, go see that action one.
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I love you, too.
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All right.
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{\pub}Holly doesn't seem to be engaged,
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but she's talking to AJ like she is.
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I can't figure it out.
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Do you think
she's{\* already} dating a different AJ?
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I don't think so.
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When you broke{\* it off} with Roy
did you still tell him you loved him?
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But you did{\* still love him}.
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{\*I'm not gonna have-}Do you love him now?
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Talk to her.
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She'd just resent me.
Or worse,
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she'd think of me as her friend.
Hi, friend.
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I'll talk to her.
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- You think she'd talk to you?
- Why wouldn't she?
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That's true, she's{\* really} nice.
She'd talk to anybody.
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{\*Why don't you }Bring Erin to balance you out.
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There's a plan.
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All right.
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We should divide up by section.
I'll take romance and travel.
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I'll take the entire{\*ty of the} second floor.
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I got that cutie behind the counter.
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{\*Well, }If you read a lot,
you should check out our e-readers.
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- They're really neat.
- I work at a paper company.
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Those things terrify me.
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They could put us out of business.{\*, you know?}
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- Heard those hold ten books at once.
- Actually, it's 10,000.
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Holy crap.
What?
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Let me see that.
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So light.
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Like a croissant.
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Welcome.
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- Let us know if you need anything.
- Thanks.
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Why did we pretend {\*like }we work here?
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- Is that what we were doing?
- I don't know...
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- Hey, how'd you do?
- Good.
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I think we kinda nailed it pretty much.
But{\*, you know,} this place is {\*kinda }tapped out
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so let's roll.
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- What'd you get?
- A book about oceans.
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- Really? What else? Let me see.
- That's porn. Pornography.
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Old lady.
Nasty porn.
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Follow my lead.
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- Want some company?
- Want some company?
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Sure.
Have a seat.
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How were your breaks?
247
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- Really good. I went to Portugal.
- I went to Portugal.
248
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- You went together?
- No.
249
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So, I just gotta know.
What's going on with you and AJ?
250
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Nothing {\*really }happened.
251
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{\*I mean, }I know I made a big deal
about th{\*is whole}e New Year's deadline,
252
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but, it came and went
and we're still together.
253
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You didn't break up{\* with AJ at all}? {\*I mean, }Not even for a week
to make him buy you a present?
254
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It just wasn't fair of me to give him
an ultimatum in the first place.
255
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The whole thing is totally my fault.
256
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But we're gonna be just fine.
Just fine.
257
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I am not going back until
I fulfill my resolution.
258
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- Come on, why not?
- I've never been in one before.
259
00:11:54,103 --> 00:11:56,631
I'm tired of being
Mr Perfect role model all the time.
260
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{\*I'm telling you, }Don't do it.
261
00:11:58,694 --> 00:12:01,537
I got nothing against strip clubs,
but I do have something against them
262
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at noon on a Monday.
263
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The day shift at a strip club?
264
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You can't unsee that.
265
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We can't just go back.
{\*I mean, }We came out to meet women.
266
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There's a roller rink
across the street.
267
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- There's always chicks {\*at the rink }there.
- What kind of chicks{\* are you gonna meet there}?
268
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I don't know.
Single moms at a skating party?
269
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Sweet 16, ten-year reunion parties.
270
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Chicks fall down,
need help getting back up.
271
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Roller derby practice.
272
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We're going skating.
273
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The goal of this meeting
is to get everybody
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excited about their resolutions.
275
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Who's been good about {\*their resolution }that so far?
276
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Erin, tell us about it.
277
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My goal was to learn
a new word every single day.
278
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And I must say
that it is going immensely.
279
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Here's a little
"way to go" gift from Sabre.
280
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Intercepted.
281
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Creed, {\*I notice }you don't have
a resolution on the board.
282
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- What's yours?
- I want to do a cart wheel.
283
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They're real casual{\*, I think}.
284
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Not enough
to make a big deal out of it.
285
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But I know everybody saw it,
just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.
286
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- How's it going?
- I'm having {\*a little }trouble motivating.
287
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One of the hardest parts
{\*about making }with resolutions is keeping them.
288
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In fact, most resolutions
are abandoned by February.
289
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Or sooner.
290
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- It's not a joke.
- But that's OK,
291
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because it's not about being perfect,
it's about trying.
292
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{\*In fact, }Why don't we go around and confess
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some of the ways {\*that }we've already fudged
on our resolutions?
294
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I said that I would eat
more vegetables,
295
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and I haven't yet.
296
00:13:42,519 --> 00:13:44,617
But it's OK.
I still have time.
297
00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:46,699
Since last year I ate none.
298
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My confession is that today
I had a sip of coffee.
299
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- But that's fine.
- Is it?
300
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Because, with all of your support,
301
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by this time next year maybe
302
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I'll be down to one glass
of iced tea a week.
303
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,476
Next year? Come on.
{\*I mean, }What is the point?
304
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What is the point of that?
305
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:05,635
I made a resolution to floss.
And I did it.
306
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:09,097
12:01, January 1st.
Blood everywhere.
307
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,599
Not all of us
are Michael freakin' Scott.
308
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What is wrong with you{\* people}?
Can't you stick to anything?
309
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Erin, {\*I want you to }go to the kitchen
and get me some vegetables.
310
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Creed, you {\*say you}want to do a cartwheel?
311
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Nothing's stopping you.
Come on, old man. Do a cartwheel!
312
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{\*Well, }I can't.
I don't know how.
313
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You{\*'re just going to}'ll just somersault around
for the rest of your life.
314
00:14:26,591 --> 00:14:29,242
And you know what's gonna
be on your tombstone? Loser.
315
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,286
My tombstone's already made,
thank you.
316
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,663
- Just do a cartwheel!
- This is all I could find.
317
00:14:36,207 --> 00:14:38,730
- Eat it.
- You don't have to do that, Kevin.
318
00:14:38,855 --> 00:14:40,837
No, I'm glad this is happening.
319
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Thank you{\*, Michael}.
320
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Why are you eating stem first?
321
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,651
This is a new food for me.
How else should I eat it?
322
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:54,225
Can I get some Cheez Whiz?
Or hollandaise?
323
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,350
No Cheez Whiz, no hollandaise,
no chocolate sauce, just eat it.
324
00:14:57,475 --> 00:14:59,230
Come on, here comes the airplane.
325
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,192
There you go. Open, open,
into the hanger, there you go.
326
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,234
Eat it.
327
00:15:03,879 --> 00:15:06,571
- Put it in your mouth, and just eat it.
- God, I hate it.
328
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,782
I don't care {\*whether }if you hate it,
you said you'd do it! Eat it!
329
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Eat it!
330
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,755
- You're killing him{\*, Michael}.
- All right!
331
00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:18,082
OK, I ate the fluffy part.
Can I be done?
332
00:15:18,316 --> 00:15:20,126
{\*Let me see if }Did you swallow{\*ed} it?
Open your mouth.
333
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Under your tongue.
334
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:26,758
You guys are pathetic.
335
00:15:31,509 --> 00:15:33,348
Can I get some candy or something?
336
00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,183
- No, you can't{\* have any candy}!
- I'll get him water.
337
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,518
{\*Michael, }Just settle down.
338
00:15:48,662 --> 00:15:49,865
{\pub}Yes, Michael?
339
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:53,126
- Not Michael, E.T.
- What's up?
340
00:15:55,366 --> 00:15:57,580
{\*Well, }I just want to talk
about what happened in there.
341
00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:00,267
No, Michael.
I don't want to talk about it with you.
342
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:03,044
And I'm fine, I just...
I don't want to talk about it.
343
00:16:34,514 --> 00:16:35,935
Holly, {\*come on in. }thanks for coming.
344
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I thought there should be an HR rep{\* here for this}.
345
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,806
So Kevin and Creed,
346
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things got {\*a little bit }intense
in the conference room.
347
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,341
- You think?
- And I wanted to apologize.
348
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,573
These resolutions
should be about you,
349
00:16:49,698 --> 00:16:51,732
and I made it about me.
350
00:16:51,857 --> 00:16:54,304
- And it was none of my beeswax.
- You were super mean.
351
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,431
It was insensitive and I am sorry.
352
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,397
It was traumatizing, Michael.
353
00:16:58,808 --> 00:17:02,270
I wouldn't be surprised
if I never eat a vegetable again.
354
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:06,441
I really wanted you to follow
through on your resolutions.
355
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,651
The cartwheel, the veggies.
356
00:17:09,891 --> 00:17:11,196
I care about you.
357
00:17:11,687 --> 00:17:12,687
Very much.
358
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,746
And you loom so large in my heart
359
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that I crossed the line.
360
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,469
OK, Michael, no offense.
361
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:25,126
- But you need to get your own life.
- You're right.
362
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,004
And I hope
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that we can still be friends.
364
00:17:30,776 --> 00:17:32,976
I don't think I'm there yet, boss.
365
00:17:34,101 --> 00:17:35,428
Well, I am.
366
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,438
All right.
I'm gonna help you.
367
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,857
It's just you.
Anything you want to hear?
368
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,203
Dave Matthews' band.
369
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,280
No hits, deep tracks only.
370
00:17:56,502 --> 00:17:57,802
I said, no hits.
371
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,929
How's your fart project coming?
372
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,589
That's {\*real, }really classy, Kevin.
Was it me or you that just shoved
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the butt {\*end }of a {\*pound of }broccoli into my mouth
because Michael told me to?
374
00:18:24,178 --> 00:18:26,586
- Me.
- Kevin, don't.
375
00:18:28,165 --> 00:18:29,107
Come on.
376
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,151
Pam? Soda, caffeine.
377
00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:34,487
Just a little.
I have a lot to deal with today.
378
00:18:34,943 --> 00:18:36,865
If you don't have to do 'em...
379
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:40,034
Meredith, what are you doing?
I could be pregnant.
380
00:18:40,548 --> 00:18:42,787
My resolution
was to get more attention.
381
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,122
Nope, she's lying.
382
00:18:49,139 --> 00:18:51,281
One, two, three.
383
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:54,257
{\*I did it.}I did a cartwheel.
384
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:55,758
Fuck you, fuck you!
385
00:18:57,981 --> 00:18:58,981
That's it.
386
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,655
Lesson learned.
387
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,233
What's up?
388
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,651
- Where'd you go?
- To the arcade.
389
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,866
- Why, did you meet someone?
- I did, actually.
390
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,552
His name is Andy.
And he roller skates like a Greek god.
391
00:19:23,677 --> 00:19:25,830
And you know what?
I {\*kinda }like hanging out with him.
392
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:27,890
Right on, son.
393
00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:30,416
Gentlemen.
394
00:19:31,162 --> 00:19:33,562
- And where did you go?
- Strip club.
395
00:19:34,139 --> 00:19:36,716
I was looking at the strippers
at the strip club.
396
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,010
- Right.
- So that's it, guys?
397
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,095
If you want,
I can put on the strobe.
398
00:20:01,470 --> 00:20:03,220
Do you want to keep this?
399
00:20:05,048 --> 00:20:06,798
Do you want to keep this?
400
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:12,459
- Do you wanna keep this?
- No, you can toss them.
401
00:20:14,598 --> 00:20:15,672
My resolution?
402
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,001
I never want
to make Holly cry again.
403
00:20:18,825 --> 00:20:21,075
Unless it's from laughing too hard.
404
00:20:22,148 --> 00:20:24,198
Or making love too beautifully.
405
00:20:28,619 --> 00:20:30,728
We're gonna be just fine.
406
00:20:33,245 --> 00:20:37,038
You know, {\*you }say something over and over
and the words start to sound weird.
407
00:20:37,789 --> 00:20:39,438
Going to be just fine.
408
00:20:39,563 --> 00:20:43,240
Just fine, just fine.
409
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,775
I just think we need
to cool things down for a while.
410
00:20:49,717 --> 00:20:50,717
A break.
411
00:20:51,231 --> 00:20:53,531
At least until I get back to Nashua.
412
00:20:54,495 --> 00:20:55,745
Yeah, I'm sure.
413
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:02,260
{\pub}Look at where you're going
to be doing the cartwheel.
414
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,596
{\*So }Look where you'{\*re going}ll
to{\* be} plac{\*ing}e your hand. {\*So }Pick a spot.
415
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,931
- You ready{\* to do this}?
- Yes, sir.
416
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,921
{\*You know what?}I'{\*m gonna}ll stay here as long as it takes.
417
00:21:09,046 --> 00:21:12,479
- I really appreciate that, boss.
- I'm gonna spot you. Spot you!
418
00:21:12,858 --> 00:21:13,858
Go.
419
00:21:16,003 --> 00:21:17,003
I did it!
420
00:21:17,602 --> 00:21:19,944
- You did?
- The perfect cartwheel.
421
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:24,449
What a rush.
That's all I had to do all year.
422
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,915
Congratulations.
423
00:21:27,305 --> 00:21:29,452
Well, all right.
See you tomorrow.