1 00:00:03,590 --> 00:00:05,232 Hey. How are you doing? 2 00:00:05,308 --> 00:00:07,109 Been thinking about my grandmother a lot. 3 00:00:07,177 --> 00:00:08,510 Yeah. 4 00:00:08,578 --> 00:00:10,345 She was about to turn 97. 5 00:00:10,396 --> 00:00:11,980 At least she lived a very long 6 00:00:12,048 --> 00:00:13,715 and I'm sure very happy life. 7 00:00:15,084 --> 00:00:16,485 Got you this card. 8 00:00:16,552 --> 00:00:17,920 When you're ready, we all signed it. 9 00:00:17,987 --> 00:00:19,655 We just wanted you to know we're thinking about you. 10 00:00:19,722 --> 00:00:22,858 Thank you. 11 00:00:22,926 --> 00:00:26,795 "Congratulations, Darryl. Let's get wasted. 12 00:00:26,863 --> 00:00:29,364 "Have fun today, big guy. 13 00:00:29,415 --> 00:00:31,066 "Aww, yeah. Party time." 14 00:00:33,102 --> 00:00:34,786 It's possible that some people 15 00:00:34,871 --> 00:00:36,605 thought it was your birthday. 16 00:00:36,673 --> 00:00:37,940 "Hooray. Live it up, big d. 17 00:00:38,007 --> 00:00:40,108 "Days like this don't come often enough. 18 00:00:40,176 --> 00:00:42,211 "Time to celebrate. 19 00:00:42,278 --> 00:00:43,762 You deserve this"? 20 00:00:48,084 --> 00:00:49,417 Birthday punches! 21 00:00:49,469 --> 00:00:50,719 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8... 22 00:00:50,770 --> 00:00:51,920 I'm so sorry. 23 00:00:51,971 --> 00:00:54,589 9, 10, 11, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 24 00:00:54,641 --> 00:00:56,225 21, 22, 23, 24, 25... 25 00:01:14,646 --> 00:01:17,170 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 26 00:01:17,347 --> 00:01:20,382 So I got an early res at blue wasabi 27 00:01:20,450 --> 00:01:22,317 and I'm taking Rachel. 28 00:01:22,385 --> 00:01:23,852 She's picking me up after work. 29 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,320 Rachel from the party? 30 00:01:25,388 --> 00:01:26,755 Oh, yeah. 31 00:01:26,806 --> 00:01:27,956 Nice. 32 00:01:28,007 --> 00:01:29,458 Do the damn thing. Pow! 33 00:01:29,525 --> 00:01:31,894 Blue wasabi is so good, but get the cheeseburger. 34 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:33,295 They say they won't do it, but they will 35 00:01:33,346 --> 00:01:34,596 if you make a scene. 36 00:01:34,647 --> 00:01:35,898 - Okay, bye. - Okay, bye. 37 00:01:37,150 --> 00:01:38,567 - I'll miss you. - Miss you. 38 00:01:38,634 --> 00:01:40,018 - Mwah. - Okay. 39 00:01:40,103 --> 00:01:41,687 I'll be in my office if you need me. 40 00:01:41,771 --> 00:01:43,538 Mwah. Bye. 41 00:01:43,606 --> 00:01:44,806 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 42 00:01:44,857 --> 00:01:46,475 - All right, bye. Bye. - Bye. 43 00:01:46,542 --> 00:01:47,609 Okay, one more quick one. 44 00:01:47,677 --> 00:01:48,694 Don't go. I don't want you to go. 45 00:01:48,778 --> 00:01:50,045 - Oh, don't go. - Mwah. 46 00:01:50,113 --> 00:01:52,030 Don't go. 47 00:01:54,250 --> 00:01:58,387 Holly and I are dating. 48 00:01:58,454 --> 00:02:01,456 It's been a week, and I still can't believe it. 49 00:02:03,343 --> 00:02:05,861 It goes to show that everything you want in life, you get. 50 00:02:05,929 --> 00:02:07,729 And you can't work for it. 51 00:02:07,797 --> 00:02:09,231 It just comes to you. 52 00:02:09,299 --> 00:02:11,049 And what do we have here? 53 00:02:11,134 --> 00:02:14,019 From my secret admirer. That's you. 54 00:02:14,103 --> 00:02:15,570 Come on. 55 00:02:15,638 --> 00:02:17,239 I dominate Valentine's day. 56 00:02:17,307 --> 00:02:20,208 I practically make romance into a science. 57 00:02:20,276 --> 00:02:21,860 "Roses are red. Violets are blue. 58 00:02:21,945 --> 00:02:23,845 Look in the vase to find your first clue." 59 00:02:23,896 --> 00:02:26,248 Oh, my gosh. It's a romantic scavenger hunt. 60 00:02:26,316 --> 00:02:28,150 Oh, close. It's a romantic treasure hunt. 61 00:02:28,201 --> 00:02:29,985 A scavenger hunt is where you find items from a master list. 62 00:02:30,036 --> 00:02:32,955 This is where you follow the clues that lead to a prize. 63 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:34,556 Common misuse. Good luck. 64 00:02:34,624 --> 00:02:35,707 But there's no clue. 65 00:02:35,792 --> 00:02:37,192 Well, get to work. 66 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:39,161 I can't, 'cause there's no clue. 67 00:02:39,212 --> 00:02:40,829 The puzzle is the clue. 68 00:02:45,969 --> 00:02:47,202 Are these numbers correct? 69 00:02:47,253 --> 00:02:48,971 The numbers are correct, Michael. 70 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:50,939 Okay. 71 00:02:57,397 --> 00:02:59,147 Are you... are you sick, Oscar? 72 00:02:59,215 --> 00:03:00,282 Do you need to go home? 73 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:01,566 'Cause you're grossing me out. 74 00:03:01,651 --> 00:03:06,071 I just need a signature. 75 00:03:08,908 --> 00:03:10,442 There you go. Thanks. 76 00:03:10,526 --> 00:03:12,294 Thank you. 77 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:15,330 How much did you give him? 78 00:03:15,398 --> 00:03:16,465 - Big tip. - Wait. 79 00:03:16,532 --> 00:03:17,799 I don't have my scarf. What? 80 00:03:17,867 --> 00:03:19,034 I'm missing my scarf. 81 00:03:25,792 --> 00:03:28,477 We decided to have a Valentine's day lunch 82 00:03:28,544 --> 00:03:30,578 and then that way we can spend the entire night with Cece 83 00:03:30,630 --> 00:03:35,117 and avoid the Valentine's day dinner thing. 84 00:03:35,184 --> 00:03:36,551 It's a whole thing. 85 00:03:36,619 --> 00:03:39,121 - Yeah, lunch was wonderful! - Shh. 86 00:03:39,188 --> 00:03:40,922 Um, there was an amazing buffet 87 00:03:40,973 --> 00:03:43,358 and there was a chocolate fondue...Station. 88 00:03:43,426 --> 00:03:44,626 And what else was there? 89 00:03:44,694 --> 00:03:45,811 Um, bottomless champagne. 90 00:03:45,895 --> 00:03:48,030 Yes. 91 00:03:48,097 --> 00:03:49,648 Never found that bottom, did we? 92 00:03:49,732 --> 00:03:51,199 No. 93 00:03:54,404 --> 00:03:55,620 What's up? 94 00:03:55,705 --> 00:03:56,905 Are you good at jigsaw puzzles? 95 00:03:56,956 --> 00:03:58,240 Are you kidding me? It's all I did 96 00:03:58,291 --> 00:03:59,624 every summer when my brothers were out sailing. 97 00:03:59,709 --> 00:04:00,826 Okay. 98 00:04:00,910 --> 00:04:01,960 But if this is a romantic thing with Gabe, 99 00:04:02,045 --> 00:04:03,111 I should probably... 100 00:04:03,162 --> 00:04:04,579 oh! No, no, no, no. 101 00:04:04,630 --> 00:04:06,048 It's not weird at all. 102 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:07,666 You have your new girlfriend. I have Gabe. 103 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:09,084 This is just as friends. 104 00:04:09,135 --> 00:04:10,819 Well, okay then. 105 00:04:10,887 --> 00:04:12,120 Yes! 106 00:04:12,171 --> 00:04:13,955 At least until Stanley calms down. 107 00:04:14,006 --> 00:04:16,174 - Oh, is he... - D-d-d-d-d-don't look. 108 00:04:16,259 --> 00:04:19,010 I accidentally did his sudoku. 109 00:04:19,095 --> 00:04:21,129 Andy. 110 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:23,498 All right. I will fax over it to you. 111 00:04:23,566 --> 00:04:26,318 Whoop. I will fax it over to you. 112 00:04:26,402 --> 00:04:28,103 Okay. Thank you. 113 00:04:29,972 --> 00:04:34,242 Okay, my name is j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-Jim Halpert 114 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:36,344 and I will fax it in to you... 115 00:04:36,412 --> 00:04:37,979 under you. I'll fax it under you. 116 00:04:38,047 --> 00:04:39,214 Oh, excuse me. 117 00:04:39,282 --> 00:04:42,650 I just p-p-p-p-pissed my pants. 118 00:04:42,702 --> 00:04:43,919 Not really. I didn't really. 119 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:48,957 Wait. 120 00:04:49,008 --> 00:04:50,525 You're just filling that out right now. 121 00:04:50,593 --> 00:04:52,794 That wasn't meant for me. 122 00:04:52,845 --> 00:04:54,346 I will not be your Valentine. 123 00:04:54,430 --> 00:04:55,864 Aww, nuts. 124 00:04:57,467 --> 00:05:00,235 I don't know if anyone else feels this way... 125 00:05:00,303 --> 00:05:01,603 and don't get me wrong... 126 00:05:01,670 --> 00:05:04,039 I love Michael and Holly. 127 00:05:04,107 --> 00:05:06,007 And maybe I'm being overly sensitive... 128 00:05:06,075 --> 00:05:08,076 But the PDA. 129 00:05:08,144 --> 00:05:09,728 Yes! The freaking PDA! 130 00:05:09,812 --> 00:05:11,813 - Uh-huh. - Thank you! 131 00:05:11,864 --> 00:05:13,365 I mean, I'm thrilled for them. 132 00:05:13,449 --> 00:05:14,916 No one is more thrilled for them than I am... 133 00:05:14,984 --> 00:05:16,485 Yes. Yes, absolutely. 134 00:05:16,536 --> 00:05:17,819 But it's totally inappropriate. 135 00:05:17,870 --> 00:05:19,521 Yeah, it's a little much. 136 00:05:20,823 --> 00:05:22,290 Obviously so happy for them both. 137 00:05:22,358 --> 00:05:23,875 So happy. Yeah. 138 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,127 I don't know, guys. 139 00:05:25,194 --> 00:05:26,694 I, for one, enjoy watching them, because... 140 00:05:26,746 --> 00:05:28,263 - No, stop. Just don't. - Kevin! 141 00:05:28,331 --> 00:05:30,999 Can I finish? Can I finish? Is that okay? 142 00:05:31,067 --> 00:05:33,435 I was saying... 143 00:05:33,503 --> 00:05:36,037 I enjoy watching them 144 00:05:36,088 --> 00:05:37,923 because it makes me horny. 145 00:05:39,142 --> 00:05:40,242 God! Kevin! 146 00:05:40,309 --> 00:05:42,561 So tell me about your new girlfriend. 147 00:05:42,645 --> 00:05:44,179 She's neat. 148 00:05:44,247 --> 00:05:46,014 Uh, I met her at Darryl's cousin's party. 149 00:05:46,065 --> 00:05:47,449 We were the only two white people there. 150 00:05:47,517 --> 00:05:49,384 Aww, cute. 151 00:05:49,452 --> 00:05:51,253 Hey, look at that. Done. 152 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:52,787 That's Gabe's boom box. 153 00:05:52,855 --> 00:05:54,889 Come on. We have to go find it. 154 00:05:54,941 --> 00:05:56,858 I wish you well on your quest. 155 00:05:56,909 --> 00:05:58,860 - No, come on. - Aww, I mean... 156 00:05:58,928 --> 00:06:00,529 come on! 157 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:02,464 - Okay. - Ha! 158 00:06:02,532 --> 00:06:04,249 I hear them kissing all the time. 159 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:06,168 It's this horrible plipping sound. 160 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:07,702 You know, it's like Chinese water torture. 161 00:06:07,753 --> 00:06:09,087 Just... 162 00:06:09,172 --> 00:06:10,905 Like it's coming from my own head. 163 00:06:10,957 --> 00:06:13,074 Sit. 164 00:06:13,125 --> 00:06:16,478 Okay, just close your eyes. Ohh. 165 00:06:16,546 --> 00:06:17,946 Can you get lower? 166 00:06:18,014 --> 00:06:20,482 - Oh, yeah. - A little lower. 167 00:06:20,550 --> 00:06:22,551 I cannot keep myself from Michael. 168 00:06:22,618 --> 00:06:25,320 Everything he does is sexy. 169 00:06:25,388 --> 00:06:28,273 He has this undeniable animal magnetism. 170 00:06:28,357 --> 00:06:30,592 He's a jungle cat. 171 00:06:30,643 --> 00:06:32,761 The man exudes sex. 172 00:06:32,828 --> 00:06:37,065 He can put both his legs behind his head. 173 00:06:37,133 --> 00:06:38,933 Thank you all for meeting on such short notice. 174 00:06:38,985 --> 00:06:40,335 Yes? 175 00:06:40,403 --> 00:06:42,270 Yes. Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin. 176 00:06:42,321 --> 00:06:43,905 What is the purpose of this meeting? 177 00:06:43,973 --> 00:06:45,574 Seeing as it's Valentine's day, 178 00:06:45,641 --> 00:06:47,375 I felt it would be apropos to have 179 00:06:47,443 --> 00:06:50,111 a little refresher course on romance in the workplace. 180 00:06:50,162 --> 00:06:51,279 Perfect. Yes. 181 00:06:51,347 --> 00:06:53,665 It is quite apro-propriate. Carry on. 182 00:06:53,749 --> 00:06:55,050 First things first. 183 00:06:55,117 --> 00:06:56,785 An office romance is permissible. 184 00:06:56,852 --> 00:06:59,120 Not something you'd expect to hear from corporate? 185 00:06:59,171 --> 00:07:00,355 Well, guess what. 186 00:07:00,423 --> 00:07:03,525 Sabre is 100% tolerant of office romances. 187 00:07:03,593 --> 00:07:04,843 Speaking of, Gabe, 188 00:07:04,927 --> 00:07:06,428 I don't see Erin at this meeting. 189 00:07:06,495 --> 00:07:08,597 Uh, I also don't see Andy. 190 00:07:11,350 --> 00:07:13,068 Boom! Face! 191 00:07:13,135 --> 00:07:14,152 I get it. 192 00:07:14,237 --> 00:07:15,237 Andy's slamming my girlfriend. 193 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:16,771 Very funny. 194 00:07:16,839 --> 00:07:18,273 What I do not approve of, however, 195 00:07:18,341 --> 00:07:20,408 is public displays of affection, 196 00:07:20,476 --> 00:07:21,509 or PDAs. 197 00:07:21,577 --> 00:07:24,246 PDAs are totally superfluous 198 00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:26,214 to a happy, healthy office romance. 199 00:07:26,282 --> 00:07:28,216 Perfect example. Look at Jim and Pam. 200 00:07:28,284 --> 00:07:30,986 Yeah? What? 201 00:07:31,053 --> 00:07:32,120 Us? They don't touch. 202 00:07:32,171 --> 00:07:33,755 They don't kiss. 203 00:07:33,823 --> 00:07:34,756 You would hardly even know that they 204 00:07:34,823 --> 00:07:35,823 were husband and wife. 205 00:07:35,875 --> 00:07:37,125 - Did it. - Yeah! 206 00:07:37,176 --> 00:07:38,360 Love it. Keep going. 207 00:07:38,427 --> 00:07:40,328 Okay. So, PDAs. 208 00:07:40,379 --> 00:07:43,498 That's gonna include behaviors such as hugging, kissing, 209 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:45,800 Booby honking. 210 00:07:45,851 --> 00:07:47,052 Yeah, booby honking. Sure. 211 00:07:47,136 --> 00:07:48,136 Butt honking. 212 00:07:48,187 --> 00:07:49,437 Butt honking. Yeah, all the honkings. 213 00:07:49,505 --> 00:07:50,372 The one where you start in a crouched position, 214 00:07:50,439 --> 00:07:51,740 then you leap... Sure. 215 00:07:51,807 --> 00:07:53,908 Basically, there's no precise definition, 216 00:07:53,976 --> 00:07:55,777 but you know it when you see it. 217 00:07:59,482 --> 00:08:03,518 Are you guys listening to this? 218 00:08:03,586 --> 00:08:06,054 What, are you talking about me and Holly? 219 00:08:06,122 --> 00:08:07,572 Yeah! 220 00:08:07,657 --> 00:08:12,038 Maybe you find your own chair. 221 00:08:13,114 --> 00:08:14,490 So we kiss occasionally... 222 00:08:14,634 --> 00:08:16,011 Occasionally? All the time. 223 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:17,434 Yeah, and it's not just the kissing. 224 00:08:17,518 --> 00:08:19,302 It's the flirtatious whispering. 225 00:08:19,386 --> 00:08:20,820 The flirtatious tickling. 226 00:08:20,888 --> 00:08:23,923 Whispering and tickling have their place in business. 227 00:08:23,991 --> 00:08:27,827 That thing where you softly exhale on her neck. 228 00:08:27,895 --> 00:08:29,496 Okay, yeah, that's pretty hot. 229 00:08:29,563 --> 00:08:30,480 I will give you that. 230 00:08:30,564 --> 00:08:32,532 Look, you are all hypocrites. 231 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:34,768 You all do it. Michael. 232 00:08:34,835 --> 00:08:36,736 I have done PDA in the office. 233 00:08:36,804 --> 00:08:38,271 Thank you. 234 00:08:38,322 --> 00:08:39,773 I've had intercourse in the office. 235 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,324 - All right. - As has Angela. 236 00:08:41,408 --> 00:08:42,642 - Dwight. - As has Ryan. 237 00:08:42,710 --> 00:08:44,443 As has Kelly. As has Meredith. 238 00:08:44,495 --> 00:08:45,578 As has Phyllis. 239 00:08:45,629 --> 00:08:46,880 As has Darryl. 240 00:08:46,947 --> 00:08:48,815 As has creed. As has Michael. 241 00:08:48,883 --> 00:08:51,084 And as has Holly. As has Kevin. 242 00:08:51,152 --> 00:08:52,385 With who? 243 00:08:52,452 --> 00:08:54,354 She goes to another school. 244 00:08:54,421 --> 00:08:56,589 Okay. Fine. No more PDA. 245 00:08:56,657 --> 00:08:58,091 - Good. - You win. 246 00:08:58,142 --> 00:08:59,926 But here's what we are gonna do. 247 00:08:59,977 --> 00:09:01,094 We are going to designate 248 00:09:01,145 --> 00:09:02,762 one of our closets as a hook-up zone. 249 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:03,980 - No. - Anything goes. 250 00:09:04,064 --> 00:09:04,998 Just leave it how you said... 251 00:09:05,065 --> 00:09:06,599 Michael, that's absurd. 252 00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:08,184 What if two couples want to go at the same time? 253 00:09:08,269 --> 00:09:09,652 Okay, then we have two closets. 254 00:09:09,737 --> 00:09:11,020 No, no, we're gonna have three closets, 255 00:09:11,105 --> 00:09:13,840 one for each base, no homers. Yes? 256 00:09:13,908 --> 00:09:16,943 - And what is the hook-up zone policy on masturbation? 257 00:09:17,011 --> 00:09:19,162 - Pro. - Yes. 258 00:09:19,246 --> 00:09:20,780 What? Problem solved. 259 00:09:20,848 --> 00:09:21,848 No, no, it's great. 260 00:09:21,916 --> 00:09:23,482 I love working at Dunder Mifflin, 261 00:09:23,534 --> 00:09:26,703 a division of Taliban enterprises. 262 00:09:26,787 --> 00:09:28,288 That is weird. 263 00:09:28,355 --> 00:09:31,858 I mean, that's weird to have sex in the office. 264 00:09:31,926 --> 00:09:33,259 That's where you work, right? 265 00:09:35,229 --> 00:09:36,996 You know, you're in a meeting, 266 00:09:37,064 --> 00:09:40,400 and nobody knows that you've had sex there, 267 00:09:40,467 --> 00:09:42,068 except for you and him. 268 00:09:47,374 --> 00:09:49,692 Don't mind us. You keep working. 269 00:09:49,777 --> 00:09:52,195 Okay. I'll keep working. 270 00:09:52,279 --> 00:09:55,181 Oh, my God. 271 00:09:55,232 --> 00:09:56,316 It's a song. 272 00:09:58,068 --> 00:09:59,719 What do you think is on it? 273 00:09:59,787 --> 00:10:01,988 We should actually probably talk about it outside 274 00:10:02,039 --> 00:10:03,923 or we might make Darryl mad. 275 00:10:03,991 --> 00:10:05,408 Not if we're talking like this. 276 00:10:05,492 --> 00:10:08,461 I think it's okay. He doesn't seem to hear us. 277 00:10:08,529 --> 00:10:10,597 I think he's just being nice. 278 00:10:10,664 --> 00:10:12,732 That makes sense, 'cause I feel like I'd be able 279 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,000 to hear us at this level. 280 00:10:14,051 --> 00:10:17,437 Darryl. Darryl is a jerk. 281 00:10:17,504 --> 00:10:19,339 - No, he's not. - No, I'm just testing 282 00:10:19,406 --> 00:10:20,940 if he can hear. I can hear you. 283 00:10:21,008 --> 00:10:22,225 - Oh. Okay. - Okay. Then no more talking. 284 00:10:22,309 --> 00:10:23,876 Let's just play the song. 285 00:10:23,928 --> 00:10:26,713 ♪ The temp at night ♪ 286 00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:28,715 ♪ the temp at night ♪ 287 00:10:28,782 --> 00:10:30,900 ♪ the temp at night ♪ 288 00:10:30,985 --> 00:10:32,902 ♪ the temp at night ♪ 289 00:10:32,987 --> 00:10:36,189 Temp at night? 290 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,273 What do you... 291 00:10:37,358 --> 00:10:39,325 you got it. 292 00:10:39,393 --> 00:10:40,627 Pick it up. Take it out. 293 00:10:40,694 --> 00:10:41,694 Pi... 294 00:10:41,762 --> 00:10:43,296 - pick it up. - Okay. 295 00:10:43,364 --> 00:10:44,898 Take it out. Pick it up. 296 00:10:44,965 --> 00:10:46,332 Pick it up. 297 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,900 Pick it up. Take it out. 298 00:10:47,952 --> 00:10:50,086 Right. Okay. 299 00:10:59,780 --> 00:11:01,214 Sorry to interrupt. 300 00:11:01,265 --> 00:11:03,049 Forgot to collect my things. 301 00:11:03,117 --> 00:11:06,219 Ah, the old "leave behind." Oldest trick in the book. 302 00:11:06,270 --> 00:11:08,087 Good thing it's working. Oh, no. 303 00:11:08,138 --> 00:11:10,106 Michael, I don't want to make people uncomfortable. 304 00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:12,759 Since when is comfort the most important thing? 305 00:11:12,826 --> 00:11:15,695 I mean, I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. 306 00:11:15,763 --> 00:11:17,096 I sit on your lap because I like the way 307 00:11:17,164 --> 00:11:18,431 your thighs feel on my butt. 308 00:11:18,499 --> 00:11:20,066 Yeah, but if they're uncomfortable, 309 00:11:20,134 --> 00:11:21,334 it makes me uncomfortable. 310 00:11:21,402 --> 00:11:23,069 Oh. Okay. 311 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,705 Well, if it makes you uncomfortable, 312 00:11:25,773 --> 00:11:27,240 then we'll stop. Okay. 313 00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:29,075 Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. 314 00:11:29,143 --> 00:11:32,445 And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart. 315 00:11:32,513 --> 00:11:34,947 Hey. You know the only reason 316 00:11:34,999 --> 00:11:36,299 why people here are complaining? 317 00:11:36,383 --> 00:11:39,419 They are jealous of two people 318 00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:40,970 in love on Valentine's day. 319 00:11:41,055 --> 00:11:44,924 Two people in love? 320 00:11:44,975 --> 00:11:46,960 I love you. 321 00:11:47,027 --> 00:11:48,294 Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean 322 00:11:48,345 --> 00:11:49,929 you love me? 323 00:11:49,997 --> 00:11:51,481 We've only been dating for a week. 324 00:11:51,565 --> 00:11:53,967 Do you mean you love me like, "oh, hey, there's Holly. 325 00:11:54,034 --> 00:11:56,069 I love that girl," or do you mean 326 00:11:56,136 --> 00:11:58,988 you love me like you love me-love me? 327 00:11:59,073 --> 00:12:01,174 - I love you-love you. 328 00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:04,811 - Wow, you love me-love me. 329 00:12:06,347 --> 00:12:09,282 I love you-love you. 330 00:12:21,762 --> 00:12:25,231 I am really disappointed in the office's policy 331 00:12:25,299 --> 00:12:27,383 on PDA at this moment. 332 00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:35,858 I love you. I love you. 333 00:12:40,197 --> 00:12:42,715 Yeah, whatever. No big deal. 334 00:12:42,783 --> 00:12:47,570 Just the hottest girl in the world loves me. 335 00:12:50,457 --> 00:12:52,191 Okay, Ryan's the temp. What does he do at night? 336 00:12:52,242 --> 00:12:56,162 I guess we just have to wait until night and see. 337 00:12:56,213 --> 00:13:00,299 Oh. Or maybe not. 338 00:13:03,737 --> 00:13:06,672 Cool. 339 00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:10,259 - How romantic is this? - Super romantic. 340 00:13:10,344 --> 00:13:12,545 Right? 341 00:13:12,613 --> 00:13:15,448 Do you see a clue or... Yeah. Did you not see it? 342 00:13:15,516 --> 00:13:17,383 - Oh, my gosh. - Hanks. 343 00:13:20,621 --> 00:13:22,021 Hey. No time to chat. 344 00:13:22,072 --> 00:13:23,573 - Sorry. - Well, we were just looking 345 00:13:23,657 --> 00:13:25,024 for Ryan, so he's not here. 346 00:13:25,075 --> 00:13:26,392 Hey. You're looking for me? 347 00:13:26,443 --> 00:13:28,578 Oh, yeah, we were. We were just looking to say hi. 348 00:13:28,662 --> 00:13:31,080 So hey. 349 00:13:31,165 --> 00:13:32,899 - No, you weren't. - No, we weren't. 350 00:13:32,966 --> 00:13:34,567 You wanted to have sex in my office. 351 00:13:34,618 --> 00:13:36,035 - No. - Definitely not. 352 00:13:36,086 --> 00:13:38,037 That's disgusting. It's cool. 353 00:13:38,088 --> 00:13:40,173 Just try to put everything back 354 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,457 where you found it. 355 00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:42,908 Text me when you're finished. 356 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:43,909 I'll be out here. 357 00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:46,746 Hey, you don't have to... 358 00:13:46,814 --> 00:13:48,614 That was so embarrassing I'm gonna die. 359 00:13:48,682 --> 00:13:54,020 That was really rough. 360 00:13:54,087 --> 00:13:55,605 Let me make something clear. 361 00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:59,358 Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office. 362 00:13:59,426 --> 00:14:01,861 No, because the office isn't what I'd consider 363 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:04,947 a romantic place. 364 00:14:05,032 --> 00:14:07,433 Besides, we have something those other people don't have, 365 00:14:07,484 --> 00:14:09,836 which is a home and a bed. 366 00:14:09,903 --> 00:14:13,372 And a shower. 367 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,940 - Hello, Holly. - Hello. 368 00:14:14,992 --> 00:14:16,108 Here, shake... no! 369 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,127 - No, don't touch. - No, we can't. 370 00:14:18,212 --> 00:14:20,446 - No touching. - No touching. 371 00:14:20,497 --> 00:14:23,282 Ah, I'm trying not to touch you. 372 00:14:24,551 --> 00:14:27,136 - Almost got you. - Oh, no, so close. 373 00:14:27,221 --> 00:14:29,122 Oh. No, we can't do that. 374 00:14:29,189 --> 00:14:30,690 We can't do this. Ohh. 375 00:14:30,757 --> 00:14:32,008 You're not touching me. 376 00:14:32,092 --> 00:14:34,393 I don't know what your body feels like. 377 00:14:34,461 --> 00:14:36,128 'Cause I can't touch it. 378 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:37,963 Okay, this is much worse than before. 379 00:14:38,015 --> 00:14:40,016 Yeah, I agree. This is nasty. 380 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,901 - Grab you here. - And here. 381 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:44,303 And I will grab you here anyway. 382 00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:46,339 You have to cut it out. 383 00:14:46,406 --> 00:14:47,523 - Never. - Okay. 384 00:14:47,608 --> 00:14:49,675 You said you would. I did say I would, 385 00:14:49,743 --> 00:14:51,644 but I was wrong. I can't stop. 386 00:14:51,712 --> 00:14:55,331 You don't know what it is like to love a woman 387 00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:56,532 and have her love you back. 388 00:14:56,617 --> 00:14:59,919 It is a feeling that cannot and will not 389 00:14:59,987 --> 00:15:03,289 and frankly cannot be contained. 390 00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:06,992 No one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than me. 391 00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:10,179 But with you two, it's reaching the level of a complex. 392 00:15:10,264 --> 00:15:12,348 I can think of three explanations. 393 00:15:12,432 --> 00:15:15,868 You're taking MDMA... street name, ecstasy. 394 00:15:15,936 --> 00:15:17,470 I've done it, and I know the feeling. 395 00:15:17,538 --> 00:15:19,539 No. I don't think so. 396 00:15:19,606 --> 00:15:22,108 You're desperately trying 397 00:15:22,176 --> 00:15:23,842 to fit in a whole relationship 398 00:15:23,894 --> 00:15:25,244 before Toby comes back from jury duty 399 00:15:25,312 --> 00:15:28,147 and Holly has to go back to nashua. 400 00:15:28,215 --> 00:15:31,234 You're at an age 401 00:15:31,318 --> 00:15:34,353 where your sexual climaxes aren't as powerful 402 00:15:34,421 --> 00:15:36,923 so you need to overcompensate 403 00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:39,759 with foreplay, taboo behavior. 404 00:15:39,826 --> 00:15:42,895 Yes, it was that. 405 00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:44,974 It's that one. Yes. Number three. 406 00:15:48,992 --> 00:15:50,601 Give me all your money and take off your clothes. 407 00:15:50,892 --> 00:15:52,309 We're not supposed to PDA. 408 00:15:52,377 --> 00:15:55,212 Come on. Nobody's looking. 409 00:16:01,119 --> 00:16:06,273 What's wrong? 410 00:16:06,358 --> 00:16:10,911 I hadn't thought about you having to go back to nashua. 411 00:16:10,996 --> 00:16:14,114 Maybe we didn't want to think about it. 412 00:16:14,199 --> 00:16:16,000 We can make it work. We'll date long-distance. 413 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,501 That's what we said last time. 414 00:16:17,569 --> 00:16:18,836 Remember? 415 00:16:18,903 --> 00:16:22,573 We broke up on the drive. 416 00:16:22,624 --> 00:16:23,841 How's this gonna be any different? 417 00:16:23,908 --> 00:16:25,092 We weren't in love last time. 418 00:16:25,177 --> 00:16:26,627 I was in love with you. 419 00:16:26,711 --> 00:16:30,281 I'm not saying it won't be hard. 420 00:16:30,348 --> 00:16:32,650 But we can make it work. 421 00:16:32,717 --> 00:16:34,268 That's what she said. 422 00:16:39,324 --> 00:16:41,925 One Erin special, please. 423 00:16:41,977 --> 00:16:43,811 Here's your bottle of sparkling cider. 424 00:16:43,895 --> 00:16:45,696 That's my favorite. 425 00:16:45,764 --> 00:16:46,981 I'm now supposed to tell you 426 00:16:47,065 --> 00:16:51,535 to enjoy a mid-hunt break and look for a heart 427 00:16:51,603 --> 00:16:54,838 or some [Bleep] In the break room when you're through. 428 00:16:56,107 --> 00:16:57,474 Hey, buck up, buddy. 429 00:16:57,542 --> 00:17:01,512 Make that face he likes. 430 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:04,715 Hey. Hey. Come on. You're hurting him. 431 00:17:07,919 --> 00:17:09,386 It's like a time bomb... 432 00:17:09,454 --> 00:17:10,888 - Shh. - Is ticking down. 433 00:17:10,956 --> 00:17:13,173 When it goes off, no more kissing. 434 00:17:13,258 --> 00:17:15,226 No more hugging. Just hush. 435 00:17:15,293 --> 00:17:16,977 Sexual time bomb. 436 00:17:17,062 --> 00:17:22,132 Just rock. Shh. 437 00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:24,134 Boner bomb starring Jason Statham. 438 00:17:24,202 --> 00:17:25,736 Or we go against type with an Eisenberg 439 00:17:25,804 --> 00:17:26,904 or a Michael Cera. 440 00:17:26,972 --> 00:17:28,505 - Movie idea? - No. 441 00:17:28,573 --> 00:17:31,775 Saving the world has never been this hard. 442 00:17:31,826 --> 00:17:34,311 Okay. Shh. 443 00:17:34,362 --> 00:17:35,812 Have you talked to her about our feelings? 444 00:17:35,864 --> 00:17:37,114 Women really go for that crap. 445 00:17:37,165 --> 00:17:38,515 No, I can't talk to her. 446 00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:39,516 I can't even look at her 447 00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:43,821 without thinking about it ending. 448 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:46,757 Kevin. Do more stupid faces. 449 00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:49,526 Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces. 450 00:17:49,594 --> 00:17:50,894 - I don't know. - Do the monkey face. 451 00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:53,664 - Do a monkey face. - I love that. 452 00:17:53,732 --> 00:17:55,683 I love that face. Good. He loves it. 453 00:17:58,103 --> 00:18:00,387 Good. Jump. Jump up and down. 454 00:18:00,472 --> 00:18:02,139 - No. The monkey! - Go back to the monkey. 455 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:03,340 Don't do the squirrel. 456 00:18:03,408 --> 00:18:04,692 Throw your poop. 457 00:18:04,776 --> 00:18:06,026 Hurl your feces. 458 00:18:06,111 --> 00:18:07,511 That's good. 459 00:18:07,579 --> 00:18:08,679 - Good. - That's good. He's throwing it. 460 00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,013 They really do that. 461 00:18:10,065 --> 00:18:11,282 I know. 462 00:18:11,349 --> 00:18:13,117 - B-9. - B-9. 463 00:18:13,184 --> 00:18:14,451 Like benign tumor. 464 00:18:14,519 --> 00:18:17,538 Maybe it's just more like, "be mine." 465 00:18:17,622 --> 00:18:18,956 Oh, yes. 466 00:18:19,023 --> 00:18:20,190 There's a note. 467 00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:22,159 "A little cookie for you, my miss. 468 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:25,429 But the real treasure is your Valentine's kiss." 469 00:18:27,966 --> 00:18:31,251 Oh. We're supposed to... 470 00:18:47,352 --> 00:18:48,819 Holly. Hey. 471 00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:51,255 - Hi. - Holly, I love you 472 00:18:51,323 --> 00:18:53,107 so, so, so much. 473 00:18:53,191 --> 00:18:54,992 And I think that we need to break up. 474 00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:56,994 What? What are you talking about? 475 00:18:57,062 --> 00:18:59,496 Actually it's Valentine's day. Shouldn't be doing this today. 476 00:18:59,564 --> 00:19:01,699 I'll talk to you tomorrow. No, we're gonna talk now. 477 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,434 You're not breaking up with me. 478 00:19:03,501 --> 00:19:07,755 You're gonna go back to nashua eventually, 479 00:19:07,839 --> 00:19:08,906 and I can't handle it. 480 00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:11,542 So let's just... let's... 481 00:19:11,593 --> 00:19:13,177 what if I said it wasn't up to them? 482 00:19:13,244 --> 00:19:15,646 - Who? - The company. 483 00:19:15,714 --> 00:19:17,348 Nobody knows our future, 484 00:19:17,415 --> 00:19:19,616 but it's not gonna be decided by the company. 485 00:19:19,684 --> 00:19:22,252 It's not gonna be decided by anybody but us. 486 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:27,591 What we are is up to you and me. 487 00:19:27,659 --> 00:19:29,793 Okay. Okay. 488 00:19:31,696 --> 00:19:34,765 Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. 489 00:19:34,816 --> 00:19:38,369 As of today, officially, 490 00:19:38,436 --> 00:19:40,437 Holly and I are moving in together. 491 00:19:41,706 --> 00:19:43,540 Thank you. Thank you. 492 00:19:43,608 --> 00:19:47,044 Oscar, this must be tough for you, watching this go down. 493 00:19:47,112 --> 00:19:49,713 You could not stand in the way of true love, my friend. 494 00:19:49,781 --> 00:19:50,964 Are you kidding? I wasn't trying 495 00:19:51,049 --> 00:19:52,216 to break you guys up. 496 00:19:52,283 --> 00:19:53,784 Better luck next time, pal. 497 00:19:53,852 --> 00:19:55,836 Well, the point is, there will no longer be 498 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,622 any need for PDA here at the office 499 00:19:58,690 --> 00:20:00,991 between us because, when we get home, 500 00:20:01,059 --> 00:20:04,995 we are going to make love to and with one another, 501 00:20:05,063 --> 00:20:08,565 and that, to me, is the best Valentine's day present 502 00:20:08,633 --> 00:20:10,684 that a person could receive. 503 00:20:10,769 --> 00:20:13,136 So I bid you all adieu. 504 00:20:13,188 --> 00:20:15,355 - You do? - I do. 505 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:17,875 Go on. Kiss each other already. 506 00:20:20,378 --> 00:20:21,695 Suck it, Oscar. 507 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:24,314 This must kill you. I just told them to do it. 508 00:20:35,994 --> 00:20:38,862 - What? - No. 509 00:20:38,930 --> 00:20:40,931 No. We took a walk. 510 00:20:40,999 --> 00:20:42,474 We took a walk. 511 00:20:46,424 --> 00:20:47,891 My perfect Valentine's day? 512 00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:51,161 I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me, 513 00:20:51,229 --> 00:20:53,063 fielding desperate calls from people who want 514 00:20:53,131 --> 00:20:55,098 to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations 515 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:57,534 I made over six months ago. 516 00:20:57,602 --> 00:20:59,570 Anybody can be prince charming 517 00:20:59,637 --> 00:21:03,577 one day a year with the dinner and the flowers and all that. 518 00:21:03,612 --> 00:21:05,337 But you know what impresses me? 519 00:21:05,372 --> 00:21:08,524 When a guy can do that no days a year. 520 00:21:09,907 --> 00:21:12,362 Flowers, diamonds, three course meal... 521 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,996 Violinist comes to my table to serenate me... 522 00:21:15,210 --> 00:21:17,589 Pizza, soda, the moon, 523 00:21:17,707 --> 00:21:19,282 someone to share it with... 524 00:21:19,595 --> 00:21:20,986 What are our plans for tonight? 525 00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:28,746 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com