1 00:00:05,124 --> 00:00:06,603 I got a delivery for you. 2 00:00:06,912 --> 00:00:08,229 Leave it at reception. 3 00:00:08,606 --> 00:00:11,021 I'm supposed to deliver this one in person. 4 00:00:44,299 --> 00:00:45,949 Clean up on aisle five. 5 00:00:50,439 --> 00:00:52,739 After three years of writing, one year of shooting, 6 00:00:52,864 --> 00:00:55,042 four years of reshooting, and two years of editing, 7 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:57,253 I have finally completed my movie, 8 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:59,190 Threat Level Midnight 9 00:01:00,032 --> 00:01:02,450 - Feygnasse Team - 10 00:01:02,618 --> 00:01:03,952 .:: La Fabrique ::. 11 00:01:18,425 --> 00:01:20,390 {\pos(270,155)}7x17 : Threat Level Midnight 12 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:24,350 - Erin, what are you doing? - Guys! 13 00:01:24,953 --> 00:01:28,017 {\pos(110,268)}Did you{\* guys} know our{\* own} Michael Scott has made a movie 14 00:01:28,185 --> 00:01:30,353 and{\* that} he maybe will let us watch it, 15 00:01:30,811 --> 00:01:32,902 {\pos(120,268)}but only if everybody's dying to see it? 16 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:35,108 {\pos(120,268)}That's... {\*Well, d}Don't put words in my mouth. 17 00:01:35,811 --> 00:01:37,238 Threat Level Midnight 18 00:01:37,778 --> 00:01:39,951 {\pos(120,268)}is the great lost film of Michael Scott. 19 00:01:40,076 --> 00:01:42,477 {\pos(120,268)}We're all in it, from, like, years and years ago. 20 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:44,067 {\pos(120,268)}It's like a home movie. 21 00:01:44,192 --> 00:01:47,096 {\pos(120,268)}If Michael Scott did your home movie. 22 00:01:47,955 --> 00:01:50,792 {\pos(115,258)}Michael screened a work in progress for us years ago, 23 00:01:50,917 --> 00:01:52,083 and it didn't go well. 24 00:01:52,981 --> 00:01:54,893 We thought it was a comedy. 25 00:01:55,018 --> 00:01:57,568 {\pos(120,268)}Everything pointed to it being a comedy. 26 00:01:58,466 --> 00:02:01,413 {\pos(110,268)}- We'd love to see it. - Sweet, I'll go invite Holly. 27 00:02:03,929 --> 00:02:07,807 {\pos(105,268)}Everyone, I know we're{\* really} excited to see this movie{\* that} everybody's in, 28 00:02:07,975 --> 00:02:10,059 {\pos(120,268)}but we have to remember that Michael is sensitive. 29 00:02:10,227 --> 00:02:11,811 {\pos(120,268)}So let's stay positive. 30 00:02:12,304 --> 00:02:15,258 {\pos(120,268)}No laughing, no comments, just positive energy, 31 00:02:15,612 --> 00:02:17,307 {\pos(120,268)}and we'll have a pure fun day. 32 00:02:18,277 --> 00:02:19,299 Thanks, mom. 33 00:02:20,337 --> 00:02:22,487 You never told me you made a movie. 34 00:02:22,612 --> 00:02:24,824 {\pos(110,268)}It's got action. It's got heart. It's got symbolism. 35 00:02:24,992 --> 00:02:27,118 - It's got you. - It's got a lot of me. 36 00:02:27,286 --> 00:02:28,435 I can't wait. 37 00:02:30,915 --> 00:02:33,664 Ladies and gentlemen, Threat Level Midnight. 38 00:02:41,998 --> 00:02:43,198 Michael Scarn? 39 00:02:43,549 --> 00:02:45,799 Well, that is an interesting story. 40 00:02:50,130 --> 00:02:52,850 He was once the best secret agent in the business. 41 00:02:58,901 --> 00:03:00,350 That was years ago. 42 00:03:04,302 --> 00:03:05,511 Where is he now? 43 00:03:06,188 --> 00:03:09,031 Well, that's also an interesting story. 44 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,294 Master Scarn. 45 00:03:20,564 --> 00:03:23,395 {\pos(120,268)}I play Samuel, Michael Scarn's robot butler. 46 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:25,609 {\pos(120,268)}I wanted Samuel's voice... 47 00:03:25,734 --> 00:03:27,522 {\pos(120,268)}to be like this. 48 00:03:28,345 --> 00:03:31,293 {\pos(120,208)}Michael thought that Samuel should be a very advanced android, 49 00:03:31,418 --> 00:03:34,017 {\pos(120,208)}almost indistinguishable from a real person. 50 00:03:35,004 --> 00:03:36,583 {\pos(120,268)}Dwight does not play a robot. 51 00:03:39,015 --> 00:03:39,816 I'm up. 52 00:03:39,984 --> 00:03:42,485 It's the president. He needs you for a mission. 53 00:03:42,653 --> 00:03:44,028 Tell him I'm retired. 54 00:03:44,196 --> 00:03:45,488 It's Goldenface. 55 00:03:45,656 --> 00:03:46,705 Goldenface. 56 00:03:48,361 --> 00:03:49,867 This makes it personal. 57 00:03:56,093 --> 00:03:58,376 Scarn, you're right on time. 58 00:03:59,852 --> 00:04:02,005 {\pos(120,268)}- Hail to the chief! - I gave up a lot of weekends 59 00:04:02,173 --> 00:04:03,988 {\pos(120,268)}'cause I thought it'd be good for my daughter 60 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:05,710 {\pos(120,268)}to see a black man as president, 61 00:04:05,835 --> 00:04:07,685 {\pos(120,268)}even in a silly home movie. 62 00:04:08,789 --> 00:04:10,516 {\pos(120,268)}What a stupid waste of time. 63 00:04:10,931 --> 00:04:13,099 It's your old enemy, Goldenface. 64 00:04:13,267 --> 00:04:15,226 He's after the NHL all-star game. 65 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:17,842 He's hidden a bomb somewhere in the stadium. 66 00:04:20,104 --> 00:04:21,441 This one is personal for me. 67 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:23,364 {\pos(120,268)}I own the stadium. 68 00:04:23,489 --> 00:04:25,111 {\pos(120,268)}I can't see it blown up. 69 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:26,613 It's my retirement plan. 70 00:04:26,781 --> 00:04:29,365 - We have to search the stadium. - Not so fast. 71 00:04:29,533 --> 00:04:32,715 Goldenface has taken {\*all of }the concession-stand workers hostage. 72 00:04:33,162 --> 00:04:36,009 Scarn, will you find these hostages 73 00:04:36,134 --> 00:04:37,206 and save the game? 74 00:04:37,374 --> 00:04:39,753 Heads I do it, tails I don't. 75 00:04:40,841 --> 00:04:42,129 Best out of seven. 76 00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:45,670 Heads. 77 00:04:49,075 --> 00:04:49,875 Tails. 78 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:52,472 Heads. 79 00:04:53,569 --> 00:04:54,369 Tails. 80 00:05:08,658 --> 00:05:11,407 Looks like there's gonna be a clean up on aisle five. 81 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,874 {\pub}Well, the hostages were scared. 82 00:05:20,042 --> 00:05:23,095 Don't you guys get it? Nobody's coming for us. 83 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:25,213 Someone's coming, all right. 84 00:05:25,381 --> 00:05:29,092 The only man who would care, Michael Scarn. 85 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:33,888 See, I'm gonna lure him here. Then I'm gonna kill everybody. 86 00:05:34,056 --> 00:05:36,975 Then I'm gonna dig up Scarn's dead wife, 87 00:05:37,143 --> 00:05:39,291 and I'm gonna hump her real good. 88 00:05:41,024 --> 00:05:42,647 I did not love the dialogue... 89 00:05:43,215 --> 00:05:44,465 or the character. 90 00:05:44,835 --> 00:05:47,280 I took the role to impress a receptionist 91 00:05:47,405 --> 00:05:49,012 who will remain nameless. 92 00:05:49,780 --> 00:05:52,301 Well, the all-star game was three days away, 93 00:05:52,426 --> 00:05:54,630 so naturally, it was all sold out. 94 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:57,716 The only way Scarn was getting in was in a uniform. 95 00:05:57,841 --> 00:05:59,459 Just one problem with that... 96 00:05:59,584 --> 00:06:02,474 Scarn didn't know a hockey stick from a slim Jim. 97 00:06:02,599 --> 00:06:04,697 So he went to meet with the famed trainer, 98 00:06:05,296 --> 00:06:06,316 Cherokee Jack. 99 00:06:06,596 --> 00:06:07,630 Mop the ice. 100 00:06:07,956 --> 00:06:10,842 I'm not here to learn how to mop, {\*I'm here to learn}but how to play hockey. 101 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:12,010 Mop it. 102 00:06:27,724 --> 00:06:28,526 Come on. 103 00:06:46,837 --> 00:06:48,036 Now take this. 104 00:06:49,215 --> 00:06:50,965 What am I supposed to do with this? 105 00:06:51,415 --> 00:06:52,216 Mop. 106 00:06:57,890 --> 00:06:59,515 Michael Scarn was quickly becoming 107 00:06:59,683 --> 00:07:02,185 one of the hottest hockey players in the country. 108 00:07:02,353 --> 00:07:04,497 {\*Each year t}The National Hockey League accepts 109 00:07:05,022 --> 00:07:07,649 one civilian amateur to play in the all-star game. 110 00:07:07,817 --> 00:07:09,609 It's down to the three of you. 111 00:07:09,777 --> 00:07:12,251 The final test is speed skating. 112 00:07:13,986 --> 00:07:15,286 On your marks... 113 00:07:15,908 --> 00:07:16,699 Get set... 114 00:07:17,316 --> 00:07:18,117 Die. 115 00:07:39,890 --> 00:07:40,868 Nice try,{\* Goldenface,} 116 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:43,226 except you forgot one thing: to kill me. 117 00:07:43,394 --> 00:07:45,236 I wasn't trying to kill you. 118 00:07:45,361 --> 00:07:47,169 I was trying to slow you down. 119 00:07:52,361 --> 00:07:53,932 - By the way... - Yeah? 120 00:07:54,405 --> 00:07:55,863 How's your wife doing? 121 00:07:59,347 --> 00:08:00,660 Congratulations. 122 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:03,306 You came in second. Not bad either, champ. 123 00:08:03,431 --> 00:08:05,123 I'm so sorry I have to do this. 124 00:08:20,639 --> 00:08:21,788 I'm so sorry. 125 00:08:23,579 --> 00:08:25,379 I'm intercepting a name... 126 00:08:25,696 --> 00:08:26,978 Jasmine Windsong. 127 00:08:27,781 --> 00:08:29,438 She works for Goldenface. 128 00:08:29,899 --> 00:08:33,276 But what I can't figure out is, who is the Funky Cat? 129 00:08:33,444 --> 00:08:34,835 Not who, what. 130 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,405 The Funky Cat is the hippest jazz club in town. 131 00:08:47,666 --> 00:08:49,709 He cut the part where my circuit board malfunctioned? 132 00:08:49,834 --> 00:08:52,545 Then what was the point of spilling the drink on me? 133 00:08:53,614 --> 00:08:57,613 They call me Jasmine Windsong 134 00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:04,710 He finished his movie? No kidding. 135 00:09:05,792 --> 00:09:07,994 That's great. Yeah, good for him. 136 00:09:20,373 --> 00:09:24,744 The hostages are under the stadium 137 00:09:31,689 --> 00:09:32,752 Check, please. 138 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,171 You have to let us go, Goldenface. 139 00:09:35,339 --> 00:09:36,585 We have families. 140 00:09:37,383 --> 00:09:39,135 This is gonna show them 141 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:40,885 that I mean business. 142 00:09:43,711 --> 00:09:44,514 See ya. 143 00:09:52,898 --> 00:09:55,381 Far and away the most expensive shot of the movie, 144 00:09:56,371 --> 00:09:58,597 but it was "intregral" to the story. 145 00:10:01,381 --> 00:10:02,699 It's Scarn! 146 00:10:03,588 --> 00:10:05,243 Sorry about your friend, Scarn. 147 00:10:05,411 --> 00:10:07,226 The joke's on you, Goldenface. 148 00:10:07,351 --> 00:10:09,497 That man was a wanted animal rapist. 149 00:10:09,931 --> 00:10:12,917 We've searched the whole building. Where is the bomb? 150 00:10:14,025 --> 00:10:16,921 We've searched the whole building. Where is the bomb? 151 00:10:17,822 --> 00:10:19,424 We've searched the... Okay. 152 00:10:19,592 --> 00:10:22,051 He said, "Where is the bomb?" 153 00:10:22,362 --> 00:10:23,428 In the puck. 154 00:10:24,619 --> 00:10:26,180 But why are you telling me this? 155 00:10:26,348 --> 00:10:27,807 Because I'm gonna kill you. 156 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:31,019 Unless you forgive me for murdering your wife. 157 00:10:42,782 --> 00:10:44,598 Go puck yourself. 158 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,289 That was not scripted. 159 00:10:57,296 --> 00:10:58,446 More Tylenol. 160 00:10:58,821 --> 00:11:00,214 You've already had four. 161 00:11:00,382 --> 00:11:01,439 Oh, God! 162 00:11:02,901 --> 00:11:03,760 So good. 163 00:11:03,928 --> 00:11:05,369 You're lucky to be alive. 164 00:11:05,888 --> 00:11:08,456 It'll take a lot more than a bullet to the brain, lungs, heart, 165 00:11:08,581 --> 00:11:11,643 back, and balls to kill Michael Scarn. 166 00:11:11,811 --> 00:11:14,006 Let's just make sure that everything's... 167 00:11:14,131 --> 00:11:15,626 working properly. 168 00:11:27,493 --> 00:11:30,578 You said the bomb is in the puck? 169 00:11:31,914 --> 00:11:33,915 Is that where you hid the bomb, Goldenface? 170 00:11:37,318 --> 00:11:39,143 But why {\*would you blow up }the stadium? 171 00:11:39,268 --> 00:11:41,041 You own the stadium. 172 00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:44,217 For the insurance money... I knew it all along. 173 00:11:44,488 --> 00:11:46,260 You will never get away with this. 174 00:11:59,522 --> 00:12:01,172 Where had I gone wrong? 175 00:12:01,978 --> 00:12:05,882 All I wanted was to start a family with my beautiful wife. 176 00:12:06,007 --> 00:12:09,507 But somewhere along the way, things got messed up. 177 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:13,416 It wasn't easy for Scarn to admit that he lost his self-confidence. 178 00:12:13,956 --> 00:12:15,290 And he hadn't, of course. 179 00:12:15,826 --> 00:12:18,026 He just wasn't using it right now. 180 00:12:19,795 --> 00:12:20,962 Beer me, Billy. 181 00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:23,256 You {\*don't }look {\*so good}bad. What's got you down? 182 00:12:23,424 --> 00:12:25,842 I got problems, Billy. Big problems. 183 00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:28,308 You got problems? My TV don't work. 184 00:12:28,768 --> 00:12:32,107 I pay 30 bucks a month for the damn satellite "Whatsahoozit." 185 00:12:32,232 --> 00:12:33,750 I can't even get the damn game. 186 00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:36,477 Now, you tell me, what's worse than that? 187 00:12:37,230 --> 00:12:38,479 Don't {\*ever }change{\*, Billy}. 188 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,359 Goldenface is going to blow up the NHL all-star game tomorrow. 189 00:12:44,779 --> 00:12:46,446 I see what you mean about problems. 190 00:12:46,614 --> 00:12:48,512 I know what'll cheer you up. 191 00:12:48,943 --> 00:12:51,659 That table of bachelorettes {\*over }there bought you this drink. 192 00:12:56,851 --> 00:13:00,173 Ever banged an entire bachelorette party, baby? 193 00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:04,609 Why are you singling my line out, like, a million years later? 194 00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:07,800 I'm too depressed to save the big game, Billy. 195 00:13:07,968 --> 00:13:10,967 I'm gonna cheer you up the only ways I know hows. 196 00:13:14,558 --> 00:13:15,725 {\*Hit }G-9 on the jukebox. 197 00:13:15,893 --> 00:13:19,562 No, Billy, I haven't done that dance since my wife died. 198 00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:21,913 There's a whole crowd of people out there 199 00:13:22,038 --> 00:13:24,734 who need to learn how to do the Scarn. 200 00:13:33,503 --> 00:13:35,477 My name's Michael Scarn And I'm here to say 201 00:13:35,602 --> 00:13:37,497 I'm about to do the Scarn in a major way 202 00:13:42,184 --> 00:13:44,111 You jump to the right, and you shake a hand 203 00:13:44,236 --> 00:13:46,387 Then you jump to the left, and you shake that hand 204 00:13:46,512 --> 00:13:48,622 You meet new friends, you tie some yarn 205 00:13:48,747 --> 00:13:50,675 And that's how you do the Scarn 206 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,777 You jump to the right, and you shake a hand 207 00:13:52,972 --> 00:13:55,098 Then you jump to the left, and you shake that hand 208 00:13:55,266 --> 00:13:57,307 Meet new friends, tie that yarn 209 00:13:57,432 --> 00:13:59,350 That's how you do the Scarn 210 00:13:59,475 --> 00:14:01,688 You jump to the right and you shake that hand 211 00:14:02,152 --> 00:14:03,152 Stop. 212 00:14:03,903 --> 00:14:05,971 Meet new friends, tie that yarn 213 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:08,194 That's how you do the Scarn! Boom! 214 00:14:08,362 --> 00:14:10,922 If doing the Scarn is gay, 215 00:14:11,512 --> 00:14:14,200 then I'm the biggest queer on Earth! 216 00:14:17,154 --> 00:14:18,504 I'm really sorry. 217 00:14:23,085 --> 00:14:25,609 I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry. 218 00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:28,589 {\*I think }I was just relieved to see {\*that Michael }Scarn got his confidence back. 219 00:14:28,757 --> 00:14:30,466 Yeah, {\*Michael, }the movie's amazing. 220 00:14:30,634 --> 00:14:33,094 It's {\*, like, }one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life. 221 00:14:33,262 --> 00:14:34,804 You should enter it in festivals. 222 00:14:34,972 --> 00:14:35,847 Or carnivals. 223 00:14:36,857 --> 00:14:39,976 Well, that's a pretty good reaction. That's pretty cool. 224 00:14:41,687 --> 00:14:43,895 Did you like it? Did you like that? 225 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:45,070 Which part? 226 00:14:49,176 --> 00:14:50,820 - All right. - Come on. 227 00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:55,783 - No, come on! - We have to see the end. 228 00:14:55,951 --> 00:14:57,952 No, it's not good enough. 229 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,580 Some people are really popping on-screen. 230 00:15:07,256 --> 00:15:09,848 {\pub}- Good movie. - Good? 231 00:15:09,973 --> 00:15:11,549 Everybody {\*out there }says it's great. 232 00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:15,354 - I loved it. - Did you? What did you love about it? 233 00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:20,016 I loved that you got to work together with all your friends. 234 00:15:20,184 --> 00:15:22,769 Isn't that so great when you can all work {\*together }like that? 235 00:15:24,021 --> 00:15:27,057 Holly, this isn't Ocean's Eleven, where you get together with {\*all your }friends, 236 00:15:27,182 --> 00:15:29,442 and you just have fun, {\*and you don't }caring not about how it {\*turns out}ends. 237 00:15:30,237 --> 00:15:32,437 What'd you really think, honestly? 238 00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:37,300 Is it because you're afraid of where this is gonna take me? 239 00:15:37,425 --> 00:15:40,412 Because, {\*see, }I need you to keep me grounded. 240 00:15:42,091 --> 00:15:43,539 I'm not worried about that. 241 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,711 This is 11 years. 242 00:15:47,998 --> 00:15:50,448 This has been my dream for 11 years... 243 00:15:50,899 --> 00:15:54,634 And if you don't think it's great, then {\*you're basically saying}you don't believe in my dream. 244 00:15:55,424 --> 00:15:57,887 It's your dream? You never even mentioned it before. 245 00:15:58,055 --> 00:16:00,306 We talk about a lot of things, Holly. 246 00:16:00,431 --> 00:16:04,435 You know, I was eventually going to get around to my dream{\*, obviously}. 247 00:16:05,496 --> 00:16:08,273 11 years that I could've been working on the Scarn Nebulus. 248 00:16:08,749 --> 00:16:11,067 Why do you have to make a movie at all? 249 00:16:11,235 --> 00:16:13,361 {\*Because }If I don't have this, what do I have? {\*I have }Nothing. 250 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:17,573 You can't think of anything else that you might have? 251 00:16:17,741 --> 00:16:19,993 I have my book on business, Somehow I Manage. 252 00:16:20,345 --> 00:16:24,080 I have my HBO Comedy Special, here I go again, dot, dot, dot. 253 00:16:24,248 --> 00:16:25,790 But you know what? 254 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:29,006 When I really think about it, none of those things 255 00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,713 are as real to me as my movie. 256 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:33,881 I'm real. 257 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,175 You're a real pain in the ass. 258 00:16:36,947 --> 00:16:39,848 And now I'm gonna go watch the movie with people who think it's great. 259 00:16:39,973 --> 00:16:42,486 And I'm sorry I called you a pain in the ass. 260 00:16:42,790 --> 00:16:44,642 I'm angry, and I love you. 261 00:16:47,558 --> 00:16:48,808 I love you too. 262 00:16:49,523 --> 00:16:51,471 I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. 263 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,984 Although I've only seen Antz. 264 00:16:54,109 --> 00:16:57,198 But I'll tell you something: what I respect about that man, 265 00:16:57,323 --> 00:17:00,687 is that when he was going through all {\*of that stuff }that came out in the press, 266 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,838 about how Antz was just a rip-off of A Bug's Life, 267 00:17:03,963 --> 00:17:06,970 he stayed true to his films... 268 00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:10,533 Or at least the film that I saw, which, {\*again, }was Antz. 269 00:17:10,802 --> 00:17:11,852 Thing is... 270 00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:14,260 I thought Bug's Life was better, 271 00:17:14,385 --> 00:17:16,146 much better than Antz. 272 00:17:17,028 --> 00:17:19,528 Point is, don't listen to your critics. 273 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,747 Listen to your fans. 274 00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:27,109 Who likes Threat Level Midnight? 275 00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:30,146 Then who wants to watch the rest? 276 00:17:33,711 --> 00:17:36,498 Michael, you have to get to that puck before halftime, 277 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:38,571 or the whole stadium will explode. 278 00:17:38,739 --> 00:17:41,908 I know. {\*It's a }Good thing my trainer and mentor is here to cheer me on. 279 00:17:42,076 --> 00:17:43,159 Cherokee Jack? 280 00:17:43,327 --> 00:17:44,909 Michael, he died. 281 00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:55,922 This one's for you, Cherokee Jack. 282 00:18:07,685 --> 00:18:10,645 We filmed this during an actual Scranton High School hockey game, 283 00:18:10,813 --> 00:18:12,563 {\*They were }trying to qualify for States. 284 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,574 It's fine. It's great. 285 00:18:14,699 --> 00:18:16,658 No, actually, it was really screwed up, 286 00:18:16,783 --> 00:18:20,336 because they were trying to qualify. 287 00:18:20,461 --> 00:18:22,490 They were disqualified. {\*They had to }By forfeit{\* the game}. 288 00:18:23,668 --> 00:18:24,575 Undefeated{\* season}. 289 00:18:24,743 --> 00:18:26,577 That's why there were so many people there. 290 00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:32,703 - Why is your face gold? - Why do you care? 291 00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,104 I'm just making conversation. 292 00:18:36,129 --> 00:18:37,979 I worked in a gold factory. 293 00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:41,217 We had a boss who only cared about money. 294 00:18:41,385 --> 00:18:42,661 I'm sorry. 295 00:18:42,786 --> 00:18:44,786 - It is good. - No, it's not. 296 00:18:45,695 --> 00:18:46,695 It's not. 297 00:18:47,632 --> 00:18:49,732 But they really seem to be enjoying it. 298 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,290 Come on. 299 00:18:51,415 --> 00:18:52,979 Please, Goldenface, let us go! 300 00:19:01,572 --> 00:19:02,739 Cherokee Jack. 301 00:19:02,907 --> 00:19:05,322 I want you to take all your frustrations 302 00:19:05,447 --> 00:19:07,910 with women, the system, with everything. 303 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,121 Take it out on the puck, 304 00:19:10,576 --> 00:19:12,165 all on the puck. 305 00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:40,485 We got sports games again. 306 00:19:57,774 --> 00:20:00,624 Some breakfast for me, some breakfast for you. 307 00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,746 I guess I did let him be a robot. 308 00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:11,025 I'll get it. 309 00:20:11,392 --> 00:20:12,767 Man, I love being retired. 310 00:20:13,761 --> 00:20:14,644 Scarn here. 311 00:20:14,812 --> 00:20:16,751 - Michael, it's the president. - Hello, sir. 312 00:20:16,876 --> 00:20:18,356 I need you for another mission. 313 00:20:21,456 --> 00:20:22,277 I'm in. 314 00:20:26,157 --> 00:20:27,490 Isn't the president evil? 315 00:20:29,955 --> 00:20:31,005 Yes, he is. 316 00:20:31,526 --> 00:20:33,247 No, he{\*'s doing it} wants to catch the president. 317 00:20:33,372 --> 00:20:35,873 No, Dwight, he's just being stupid. 318 00:20:38,594 --> 00:20:40,894 Michael Scarn was back in the game. 319 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,812 And I bet you're wondering 320 00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:45,587 why do I know so much about Michael Scarn? 321 00:20:47,256 --> 00:20:49,588 Well, because I am Michael Scarn.