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Hey, Oscar! Will and Grace fan, huh?
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No.
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Everybody assumes I am.
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I always get them as gifts.
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Oh.
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Dunder Mifflin is having our
first ever garage sale.
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Like many Americans,
we realized we had
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a lot of things that
we didn't really need.
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And $.10 of every dollar
is going into the party fund,
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so we can throw parties
for ourselves.
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People, look alive!
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It's showtime!
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Doors open in three...
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Two...
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One!
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[Door buzzer]
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[Applause]
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Ooh, yikes.
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It's cold, Dwight!
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Just shut the door.
Let people come in the front.
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It's good that it's cold.
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It'll drive business inside.
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The signs will
drive business inside.
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The warmth will
lure people inside.
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- Close it.
- This is how business...
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I'm not closing the doo...
Close it.
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No.
Stop it.
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Just stop.
Kevin, shut the door.
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[Cheerful music]
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Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Uh-oh.
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Looks like someone's sign's
a little crooked.
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Ugh.
It looks awful.
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You need a thumbtack?
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- Sure.
- Not so fast.
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Schrutes are farmers by hobby,
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and traders by trade.
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Through the art of the swap,
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I will walk out
of this garage sale
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with the finest item here.
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I will trade you
for the used candle.
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Forget you.
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Come on.
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It's trash, like your sign,
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unless you have this.
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Fine.
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Just give it.
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That's how it's done.
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Whoa.
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I love her.
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How much for that?
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I, uh...
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I actually don't know
why I brought that,
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because it's kind of priceless.
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$10.
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Mmm, no.
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I paid $500 for that.
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- 200.
- 500.
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- 20.
- 45.
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- Get lost.
- Damn it.
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And that is how you do it.
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You know, we don't have
to sell that if you don't want.
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If it's a problem
with the neon,
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I can have my neon guy
take a look.
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No, you know, it's really
more for a bachelor pad.
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I just want to get
a fair price.
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Well, we could put it
in storage in case.
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In case?
In case of what?
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Well, you know, in case...
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Maybe something changes.
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I don't have an "in case."
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Do you have an "in case"?
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No.
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How much for the slip n' slide?
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Get lost.
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Yes, hello, Mr. flax.
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This is Michael Scott,
your daughter's boss.
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I am calling because
I am going to have to fire
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your daughter Holly, because
she's such a terrible employee.
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I'm just kidding.
[Laughs]
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I'm kidding.
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I'm actually calling...
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Because I'm in love with her.
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I love your daughter,
and I have for some time.
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And I would like to discuss
my intentions with you,
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which are to ask her
to marry me.
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And I was just hoping that you
would give me your approval.
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And this isn't a joke.
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So call me back
when you get this,
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and I look forward to speaking.
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Thank you.
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Mmm.
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Are you serious?
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A half-used candle?
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Get out of here, Dwight.
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You're blocking my table
with your giant body.
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Oh, 'cause there's
a huge line of people
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who want your spinster
tchotchkes.
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Screw you, man.
People like my stuff.
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People like Ryan?
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Let me tell you
about men like him.
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He comes over, and you're, like,
"hey, baby,
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let me light a candle,"
and you pull out this one.
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Half-used.
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He's like, "who else
is she seeing?
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I better lock her down fast."
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You can take my Helen fielding
collection.
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And the Jennifer Weiner
collection.
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Oh, my gosh.
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You have the Dallas board game?
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Yeah.
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When I was a kid,
I was on Dallas.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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We missed our
connecting flight,
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and we spent the entire day
on Dallas.
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Then we spent a week on Hawaii.
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I was on heaven.
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We should play it.
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Well, there's no instructions.
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It's Dallas, the game.
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We can figure it out.
Yeah.
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I'm pretty good at board games.
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Well, shall we make it
a little interesting?
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Sure.
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What is this?
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How did those get out?
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I'm sorry.
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"Professor Copperfield's
miracle legumes"?
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I was in Jamaica,
and I got lost.
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And it was getting dark
this one night,
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and then out of nowhere,
this guy comes with a cart,
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and he's selling these.
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Dwight, he told me things
about myself
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that there's no way
he could have known.
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That's a common
swindler's trick.
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Probably.
Probably.
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So I buy some.
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I turn the corner.
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I feel like an idiot.
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So I go back to get my money.
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He was gone.
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So you want to sell me
magic beans?
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[Laughs]
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Correction.
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I do not want to sell you
Professor Copperfield's
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miracle legumes.
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Nice try.
No, correction.
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Terrible try.
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Michael called dad?
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Your friend Michael, yes.
What's going on?
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Um, I think I know,
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but I'll sound stupid
if I'm wrong.
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Uh, is dad there?
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- Hollis?
- Hi, dad.
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There was a program
on tv about India.
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Oh, okay.
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Um, did you connect
with Michael?
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You want to watch it?
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I... I'm not there, dad.
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I'm in Pennsylvania.
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What... what are you
doing there?
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I live here.
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Um, can I talk to you
about Michael?
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I'll... I'll put
your mother on.
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No, no, no, dad.
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Holly?
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Mom, dad can't seem
to focus on the subject.
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Don't you worry about him.
He's got me.
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Well, who do you have?
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I have your father.
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He's right here.
I'll put him on.
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No, mom.
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Oh, which one's decaf?
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Michael! Michael!
Hey!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I'm just coming out to see
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what you're doing
and maybe stop you.
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Oh, you know what?
Do you have a siphon?
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I think I'm gonna
run out of gas.
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Why do you need more gas?
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Well, I'm...
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Writing a message.
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Is it a good message
or a bad message?
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I'm asking Holly
a question in fire.
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Are you proposing?
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Maybe.
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[Gasps]
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- Oh!
- Wow.
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You know what?
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I've got gas on my hands
and my shoes.
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Would you... would you
light it?
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Do the honors, please?
Yeah.
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Yeah, no problem.
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- Pam?
- Yep?
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Could you light this, please?
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Michael, you've had
two ideas today...
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And one of them was great,
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and the other one was terrible.
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I am not in the mood
for riddles, Pam.
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This is terrible.
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No, this is romantic.
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You know what?
I'm gonna get a hose,
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and then we'll talk about it.
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Okay?
We'll figure it out.
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I'll be right back.
Just stay there.
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Free sample? My mom makes
the best Pesto in the world.
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And I always tell her,
"mom, you should sell this.
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You'd make a fortune."
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And she always says,
"no, it's just for family."
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Well, finally, I was like,
"fuck it, I'll sell it."
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So I'm like, "mom, I need you
to make a ton of Pesto
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for a Pesto party
for all my friends."
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She's like, "uh, okay."
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Pesto party?
Really?
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Anyway, she makes, like,
100 bottles' worth.
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It's so good.
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And Phyllis just had that "mom"
look I wanted.
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You got this kosher certified?
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No, I meant like, "it's cool.
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It's kosher.
It's all good."
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Ryan, you have such
an interesting mind.
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So creative.
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All these new business ideas
and artistic projects.
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[Chuckles] Thank you.
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What you got there?
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Oh, it's just Stanley's
old photo album.
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I was thinking about
throwing it in the garbage.
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I mean, why would I want
some random black man's
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old photo album sitting
on my bookshelf?
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I'm not James Franco.
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Things are going very well.
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I traded a thumbtack
for Meredith's junk,
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for Kelly's crap,
for Phyllis's garbage,
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for Oscar's trash,
for Stanley's crap,
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for Ryan's junk,
for creed's garbage,
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for a very cute squid
that Erin happened to have.
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Jim, put those away.
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I'm really sorry.
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Pam must have put those out.
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All right,
just out of curiosity,
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what were the claims
for those beans?
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They're legumes, Dwight.
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And you're just gonna
make fun of me,
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so why would I?
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[Scoffs]
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You know what?
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This ends now.
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Hey, Michael.
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Everyone's
in the conference room.
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Why?
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You called the meeting.
I don't...
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I did?
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Okay.
Thank you all for coming.
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I would like to talk
to you today about...
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Recycling.
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- Michael?
- Yes.
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We are a family.
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I could not agree
with you more.
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And I've always believed
that we should all
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be very involved in one
another's personal lives
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in a very major way.
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- Yes, thank you.
- So about this proposal thing.
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No, no, no, no, no.
My mind's made up.
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I am not going
to change my mind.
265
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You can't talk me out of it.
266
00:09:39,618 --> 00:09:42,337
Michael, she's perfect for you.
267
00:09:42,422 --> 00:09:44,056
- She's the one.
- She's amazing.
268
00:09:44,123 --> 00:09:45,307
This is very exciting.
269
00:09:45,391 --> 00:09:47,292
[Chuckles]
270
00:09:47,343 --> 00:09:48,460
So we just...
271
00:09:48,511 --> 00:09:49,962
we want to help you plan
the proposal
272
00:09:50,029 --> 00:09:52,481
so that it's safe
and responsible
273
00:09:52,565 --> 00:09:54,399
and realistic and doable.
274
00:09:54,467 --> 00:09:57,269
I had a great idea
until you ruined it.
275
00:09:57,337 --> 00:09:58,403
You want to know how to do it?
276
00:09:58,471 --> 00:09:59,604
Here's how you do it.
277
00:09:59,656 --> 00:10:01,406
Take her out to dinner,
go down on one knee.
278
00:10:01,474 --> 00:10:04,409
If you are in costume,
you did something wrong.
279
00:10:04,477 --> 00:10:06,278
If at any point
you find yourself
280
00:10:06,329 --> 00:10:08,413
tying the ring
to a dog's collar,
281
00:10:08,481 --> 00:10:11,049
stop and look at yourself.
282
00:10:11,117 --> 00:10:12,534
Hmm.
[Speaks in texan accent]
283
00:10:12,618 --> 00:10:15,203
I'm gon' play me
a little old blackmail card...
284
00:10:15,288 --> 00:10:16,505
Nice.
285
00:10:16,589 --> 00:10:18,156
And call a proxy meeting
and take control
286
00:10:18,207 --> 00:10:21,760
and take control of ewing oil
once and for all.
287
00:10:21,827 --> 00:10:23,261
No, you can't do that.
288
00:10:23,329 --> 00:10:25,797
You can't play a blackmail card
289
00:10:25,865 --> 00:10:29,101
and call a proxy meeting
in the same turn.
290
00:10:29,168 --> 00:10:30,402
Why not?
291
00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:33,038
Seems to me we're
just making up rules
292
00:10:33,106 --> 00:10:35,474
'cause somebody forgot
to staple the rule book
293
00:10:35,525 --> 00:10:38,377
to the inside of the game
like a normal human being.
294
00:10:38,444 --> 00:10:42,180
And I'm gonna play this here
"share the wealth" card.
295
00:10:42,231 --> 00:10:43,699
Ooh!
296
00:10:43,783 --> 00:10:47,052
Which entitles me to half
of both of you all's money.
297
00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,037
So if you don't mind...
298
00:10:49,122 --> 00:10:51,540
no, this card is from
the wrong game.
299
00:10:51,624 --> 00:10:53,625
This is from the game of life.
300
00:10:53,692 --> 00:10:54,710
It was in the box.
301
00:10:54,794 --> 00:10:56,161
- Well played.
- Thank you.
302
00:10:56,229 --> 00:10:57,963
We must honorably adhere
to the rules
303
00:10:58,031 --> 00:10:59,998
that we are making up
on the spot.
304
00:11:00,049 --> 00:11:01,566
No, but that's not fair.
305
00:11:01,634 --> 00:11:04,403
Well, that's Dallas.
306
00:11:04,470 --> 00:11:08,724
Dallas, indeed.
307
00:11:08,808 --> 00:11:10,509
What?
308
00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:14,596
Ryan, where did you
get this picture?
309
00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:20,085
My mom also makes
the best salsa.
310
00:11:20,153 --> 00:11:21,753
This is your mom's old stuff?
311
00:11:21,821 --> 00:11:24,222
Yeah, mostly.
312
00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:25,257
How's she doing?
313
00:11:25,324 --> 00:11:26,691
It didn't go down easy,
314
00:11:26,759 --> 00:11:28,427
but she's made some friends,
and it's already better
315
00:11:28,494 --> 00:11:29,561
than it was.
316
00:11:29,629 --> 00:11:31,863
How do you know when it's time?
317
00:11:31,931 --> 00:11:33,832
I don't know if you ever know.
318
00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,834
And if you wait
for the day when your parent
319
00:11:35,902 --> 00:11:38,970
comes to you and says,
"I can't take care of myself,"
320
00:11:39,038 --> 00:11:41,673
it's never gonna happen.
321
00:11:41,741 --> 00:11:45,911
I have a box of bras under
the table if you're interested.
322
00:11:45,978 --> 00:11:47,879
Let me see.
323
00:11:47,947 --> 00:11:50,982
Okay, I think animals
in proposals are out.
324
00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:52,134
Right, Ryan?
325
00:11:52,218 --> 00:11:53,318
Didn't you read in one
of your blogs
326
00:11:53,386 --> 00:11:54,469
that animals are out?
327
00:11:54,554 --> 00:11:55,637
Blogs are out,
but people are texting
328
00:11:55,721 --> 00:11:56,755
each other, "no more animals,"
yeah.
329
00:11:56,823 --> 00:11:57,956
How about this?
330
00:11:58,024 --> 00:12:00,058
I throw a corpse dressed
like me
331
00:12:00,109 --> 00:12:01,226
off of the roof.
332
00:12:01,277 --> 00:12:04,429
It hits the ground,
the head pops off.
333
00:12:04,497 --> 00:12:06,565
This leads
to me saying the line,
334
00:12:06,632 --> 00:12:09,034
"I lost my head when
I fell in love with you."
335
00:12:09,102 --> 00:12:10,135
That's a guarantee.
336
00:12:10,203 --> 00:12:11,470
Easy enough to get a corpse.
337
00:12:11,537 --> 00:12:12,571
You just go to a med school.
338
00:12:12,638 --> 00:12:13,705
I already have the ring.
339
00:12:13,773 --> 00:12:14,973
Don't think you need
the corpse then.
340
00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:17,125
There's the ring.
341
00:12:17,210 --> 00:12:19,377
Holy [Bleep]!
Is that real?
342
00:12:19,445 --> 00:12:20,378
Yeah.
343
00:12:20,446 --> 00:12:21,630
They say, "three years' salary."
344
00:12:21,714 --> 00:12:22,914
No.
345
00:12:22,982 --> 00:12:24,149
Is she not gonna like that?
346
00:12:24,217 --> 00:12:25,801
No, she's gonna love it.
347
00:12:25,885 --> 00:12:28,670
So I think you can
keep the proposal simple.
348
00:12:28,754 --> 00:12:30,622
You know,
like when Jim proposed,
349
00:12:30,673 --> 00:12:32,557
he just...
he got down on one knee,
350
00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:33,992
and he told me that he loved me
351
00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:35,727
and he asked me to marry him.
352
00:12:35,795 --> 00:12:36,761
And it was perfect.
353
00:12:36,813 --> 00:12:38,396
Where was that?
354
00:12:38,464 --> 00:12:39,831
At a gas station.
355
00:12:39,899 --> 00:12:41,266
[Laughter]
356
00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:42,601
A gas station?
357
00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:44,002
Well, it was when she was
working in New York,
358
00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:45,704
so it was halfway
between both of us.
359
00:12:45,771 --> 00:12:47,873
That must have been a surprise,
360
00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:51,409
when, at the gas station,
you proposed.
361
00:12:51,477 --> 00:12:54,079
No, it was really...
it was really sweet.
362
00:12:54,146 --> 00:12:55,614
It was raining and...
363
00:12:55,665 --> 00:12:56,948
oh, yeah.
364
00:12:57,016 --> 00:12:58,283
You didn't say that
the weather was bad.
365
00:12:58,351 --> 00:13:01,753
That sounds perfect.
366
00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:04,222
I want this to be an event
367
00:13:04,290 --> 00:13:07,859
that everyone talks about
always and forever.
368
00:13:07,927 --> 00:13:09,427
Totally reasonable.
369
00:13:09,495 --> 00:13:11,162
I'm just...
it's terrifying.
370
00:13:11,214 --> 00:13:13,064
She's not gonna say no.
371
00:13:13,132 --> 00:13:14,699
I know, but I'm still scared.
372
00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:17,335
I don't know why.
'Cause it's a big deal.
373
00:13:17,403 --> 00:13:19,371
I mean, I knew Pam
was gonna say yes,
374
00:13:19,438 --> 00:13:20,739
but I was still scared.
375
00:13:20,806 --> 00:13:22,040
You were scared?
376
00:13:22,108 --> 00:13:25,844
Yeah.
It's scary.
377
00:13:25,912 --> 00:13:27,729
Get this.
378
00:13:27,813 --> 00:13:31,483
Kevin thought I was gonna
sell my Bowflex for $200,
379
00:13:31,534 --> 00:13:35,353
and I told him, "dude,
this was a prop in my movie."
380
00:13:35,404 --> 00:13:36,888
Look, I need to talk to you.
381
00:13:36,956 --> 00:13:39,057
Okay, it's because
we haven't sold anything.
382
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:40,208
You know what?
383
00:13:40,293 --> 00:13:41,593
We just wait till
the end of the day.
384
00:13:41,661 --> 00:13:42,994
People get desperate,
and they're gonna pay anything.
385
00:13:43,045 --> 00:13:47,265
I think I need
to go home to Colorado.
386
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,601
My dad isn't doing so well.
387
00:13:49,669 --> 00:13:52,671
Oh, okay.
For how long?
388
00:13:52,738 --> 00:13:54,506
I don't know.
389
00:13:54,574 --> 00:13:55,740
- Is he all right?
- Yeah.
390
00:13:55,808 --> 00:13:57,375
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
391
00:13:57,443 --> 00:13:58,944
I just... you know,
I just don't want to go home
392
00:13:59,011 --> 00:14:00,345
when he's on his deathbed,
you know?
393
00:14:00,413 --> 00:14:02,113
I want to be there
when he's still my dad.
394
00:14:02,181 --> 00:14:03,248
Yeah, yeah.
395
00:14:03,316 --> 00:14:04,950
Well, you definitely
need to do that.
396
00:14:05,017 --> 00:14:07,085
And I want you to come with me.
397
00:14:07,153 --> 00:14:08,687
Now, I...
398
00:14:08,738 --> 00:14:11,022
I know that's a lot
to ask of a boyfriend.
399
00:14:11,073 --> 00:14:12,891
Okay.
400
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:16,695
And I was thinking, you know,
401
00:14:16,746 --> 00:14:19,664
maybe, since given
our last conversation,
402
00:14:19,732 --> 00:14:24,002
and that we're both ready...
403
00:14:24,070 --> 00:14:25,370
Michael Scott, will you...
404
00:14:25,438 --> 00:14:27,572
no, no.
Shh!
405
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,257
Shu... shut it.
406
00:14:29,342 --> 00:14:30,709
[Chuckles]
407
00:14:30,776 --> 00:14:34,346
Oh, God.
Nope, nope, nope.
408
00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:37,048
Uh...What?
409
00:14:37,116 --> 00:14:40,418
No, I am not going to be
proposed to in the break room.
410
00:14:40,486 --> 00:14:42,687
That is not going
to be our story.
411
00:14:42,755 --> 00:14:45,156
Mm-mmm.
412
00:14:45,224 --> 00:14:47,592
Should have burned this place
down when I had the chance.
413
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:51,817
Hey, guys!
It's mu turn.
414
00:14:51,901 --> 00:14:53,035
You can't go.
You're dead.
415
00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:54,186
I shot you five moves ago.
416
00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:56,972
Yeah, I told you
you can't shoot people.
417
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,407
I told you
we're way past rules.
418
00:14:58,475 --> 00:15:00,309
We have been for some time now.
419
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,377
Start having rules now,
420
00:15:01,444 --> 00:15:03,312
everything we've built
collapses.
421
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:06,915
Well, this is stupid,
and I want my money back.
422
00:15:06,983 --> 00:15:08,584
Where's the money?
423
00:15:08,651 --> 00:15:12,154
Yeah, where is it?
424
00:15:12,222 --> 00:15:13,389
Okay, you know what?
425
00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:15,657
I am never ever
playing games
426
00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:18,877
with you two again.
427
00:15:22,382 --> 00:15:26,935
And that is Dallas.
428
00:15:28,838 --> 00:15:30,305
- Nice.
- Not bad, right?
429
00:15:30,357 --> 00:15:31,506
I can't really tell.
430
00:15:31,558 --> 00:15:32,558
Nice.
431
00:15:32,642 --> 00:15:35,144
I know, right?
432
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,145
What the...
433
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:38,814
oh, my God.
434
00:15:38,865 --> 00:15:39,948
That...
435
00:15:40,016 --> 00:15:41,116
that's impossible.
436
00:15:41,184 --> 00:15:42,684
It is, right?
437
00:15:42,736 --> 00:15:43,819
I mean, it's impossible.
438
00:15:43,870 --> 00:15:46,739
[Sighs]
439
00:15:46,823 --> 00:15:49,458
All right, I'll take 'em.
440
00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:51,126
- They're probably worthless.
- Probably.
441
00:15:51,194 --> 00:15:56,465
Leave the telescope.
442
00:15:56,532 --> 00:15:58,467
I started with a thumbtack
443
00:15:58,535 --> 00:16:01,904
and traded my way
to a telescope.
444
00:16:01,971 --> 00:16:03,705
But in a way,
the most valuable thing here
445
00:16:03,773 --> 00:16:05,507
wasn't the telescope at all.
446
00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:07,076
No.
447
00:16:07,143 --> 00:16:09,878
It was this packet of beans,
448
00:16:09,946 --> 00:16:12,047
so I traded the telescope
for it.
449
00:16:12,115 --> 00:16:14,883
And I can... I can just
go buy another telescope.
450
00:16:19,555 --> 00:16:20,639
Hey.
451
00:16:20,707 --> 00:16:22,674
How'd we do?
$13.
452
00:16:22,742 --> 00:16:23,809
That's great.
453
00:16:23,877 --> 00:16:24,893
And we still have most
of our stuff.
454
00:16:24,944 --> 00:16:27,196
Good.
Listen, about earlier...
455
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,081
no, no, no, no, no.
Let's not talk about that.
456
00:16:29,149 --> 00:16:30,933
I was wrong to put you
in that position.
457
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,234
I...
458
00:16:32,285 --> 00:16:34,203
Michael, you're my life now.
459
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,570
I'm not going to Colorado.
460
00:16:35,622 --> 00:16:37,039
Shh.
461
00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:38,907
You know what?
462
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:40,242
Let's go for a little walk.
463
00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:43,762
I want to show you some stuff.
464
00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:49,485
So this is one of my favorite
places in the world.
465
00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:50,752
Why?
466
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,054
This is where Toby announced
467
00:16:52,122 --> 00:16:53,555
that he was going
to Costa Rica.
468
00:16:53,606 --> 00:16:55,858
It was the happiest day
of my life...
469
00:16:55,925 --> 00:16:58,110
Until the day you came
to replace him.
470
00:17:00,864 --> 00:17:03,365
Let's go in here.
471
00:17:05,819 --> 00:17:08,203
And this is where
we first kissed.
472
00:17:08,271 --> 00:17:09,655
I remember.
473
00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:12,741
And this is where
we first made love.
474
00:17:12,809 --> 00:17:14,126
Remember what I tried there?
475
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:15,277
[Whispers] Michael!
476
00:17:15,345 --> 00:17:17,162
[Chuckles]
477
00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:22,000
Through these blinds
is where I first saw you.
478
00:17:22,085 --> 00:17:23,969
And you had all these boxes,
and I thought
479
00:17:24,053 --> 00:17:27,289
you were the prettiest
mover I had ever seen.
480
00:17:27,340 --> 00:17:30,092
And I was sitting
at this desk...
481
00:17:30,143 --> 00:17:33,979
When I called you
to tell you that I had herpes,
482
00:17:34,063 --> 00:17:35,531
and that I was still
in love with you.
483
00:17:35,598 --> 00:17:36,832
And you said that it was over
484
00:17:36,900 --> 00:17:38,767
and that you didn't love me.
485
00:17:38,818 --> 00:17:40,802
And thank goodness
486
00:17:40,854 --> 00:17:42,104
none of that was true,
487
00:17:42,155 --> 00:17:43,238
including the herpes.
488
00:17:43,306 --> 00:17:44,806
It was an ingrown hair.
Yes.
489
00:17:44,858 --> 00:17:46,141
Right in here.
490
00:17:46,192 --> 00:17:49,878
This is where we co-ran
our first meeting.
491
00:17:49,946 --> 00:17:52,347
Remember?
Obesity awareness?
492
00:17:52,415 --> 00:17:53,482
- Mm-hmm.
493
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,750
Saved a lot of lives that day.
494
00:17:54,817 --> 00:17:56,151
That's where you
first met Michael Klump.
495
00:17:56,202 --> 00:17:58,287
Oh, I say... I say
I sit on you.
496
00:17:58,354 --> 00:17:59,555
[Laughter]
497
00:17:59,622 --> 00:18:00,923
And right over there,
498
00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:02,157
that's where you realized
that Meredith
499
00:18:02,225 --> 00:18:03,992
was prostituting herself
for outback steak.
500
00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:06,595
And I will never forget that you
had the cutest look
501
00:18:06,662 --> 00:18:08,714
on your face because you
couldn't believe it.
502
00:18:08,798 --> 00:18:10,933
You thought it was so wrong.
503
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,684
And over here...
504
00:18:12,769 --> 00:18:13,835
what happened here?
505
00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:15,437
Well, nothing.
506
00:18:15,505 --> 00:18:16,688
Nothing really.
507
00:18:16,773 --> 00:18:19,708
I would just find
an excuse to come here...
508
00:18:19,776 --> 00:18:21,543
So I could stare at you
through that window.
509
00:18:21,611 --> 00:18:23,745
This is what I'd do.
510
00:18:23,813 --> 00:18:26,181
[Chuckles]
511
00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:28,150
Nice.
512
00:18:28,218 --> 00:18:30,052
Let's go in here.
513
00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:32,037
Here?
514
00:18:36,392 --> 00:18:38,827
Hi, guys.
515
00:18:38,878 --> 00:18:41,964
This is where our love faces
its toughest test.
516
00:18:42,031 --> 00:18:46,535
After this, just smooth sailing
for the rest of our lives.
517
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:49,254
Holly, will you marry me?
518
00:18:49,339 --> 00:18:51,139
No.
519
00:18:51,207 --> 00:18:52,874
Marry me, Holly.
520
00:18:52,926 --> 00:18:54,343
No.
521
00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:56,511
That guy's got more than
he can handle as it is.
522
00:18:56,563 --> 00:18:57,896
Will you marry me?
523
00:18:57,981 --> 00:18:59,181
No.
524
00:18:59,232 --> 00:19:00,382
That marriage would be a sham.
525
00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:02,100
- Will you marry me?
- No.
526
00:19:02,185 --> 00:19:03,352
Easy no.
527
00:19:03,419 --> 00:19:04,770
- Will you marry me?
- No.
528
00:19:04,854 --> 00:19:06,355
That would be hot.
I would pay to see that.
529
00:19:06,422 --> 00:19:08,457
- Will you marry me, Holly?
- No.
530
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:11,193
Only one that I was
kind of worried about.
531
00:19:34,384 --> 00:19:38,320
This is where
I fell in love with you...
532
00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:40,856
And this is where
I ask you to marry me.
533
00:19:52,201 --> 00:19:53,285
It started with a broken...
534
00:19:53,369 --> 00:19:55,003
[fire alarm beeping]
535
00:19:55,071 --> 00:19:58,657
[Gasps]
536
00:19:58,741 --> 00:20:01,960
[Both laughing]
537
00:20:02,045 --> 00:20:05,280
- Aah!
- Yeah.
538
00:20:05,348 --> 00:20:07,249
[Gasps]
539
00:20:07,317 --> 00:20:08,583
[Imitating yoda]
540
00:20:08,635 --> 00:20:10,819
Holly flax...
541
00:20:10,887 --> 00:20:12,988
Marrying me will you be?
542
00:20:13,056 --> 00:20:14,756
[Imitating yoda]
543
00:20:14,824 --> 00:20:17,793
Your wife becoming...
Be will I.
544
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,828
[Laughter]
545
00:20:27,803 --> 00:20:31,840
[Cheering]
546
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,161
That is so awesome.
547
00:20:36,245 --> 00:20:37,863
- Congratulations!
- Congratulations!
548
00:20:37,947 --> 00:20:39,331
Thank you!
Thank you.
549
00:20:39,415 --> 00:20:41,583
So, guys, guys, guys, guys...
550
00:20:41,650 --> 00:20:43,201
We're moving to Colorado.
551
00:20:43,286 --> 00:20:44,652
All of us?
552
00:20:44,704 --> 00:20:46,672
- Yep.
- Wait. What?
553
00:20:46,756 --> 00:20:48,707
Holly has to go back
to Colorado.
554
00:20:48,791 --> 00:20:53,178
I'm going with her.
I'm leaving.
555
00:20:55,229 --> 00:20:58,710
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