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A sombrero, please.
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Alright.
So just you tonight?
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Actually, I'm meeting somebody,
but I'm a little bit early.
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Leaving my company.
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After 19 years.
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I'll drink to that!
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I start at a company this week.
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Oh, really?
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To beginnings and endings.
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And to middles,
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the unsung heroes.
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And to moms.
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To moms of the troops.
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Don't tell my fiancée
I'm drinking on a Wednesday.
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I won't.
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I don't know her.
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Moving out to the 'burbs.
Even further than the 'burbs.
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I'm moving to Colorado.
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Colorado?
Sunshine state.
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- Don't mess with Colorado.
- No, don't.
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Doing some skiing?
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No, I don't want to end up
like Sonny Bobo.
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Well, that's just good sense
right there.
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Everyone I know who skis is dead.
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I'd like to try the luge though.
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Try it once, you're hooked.
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- My guess.
- That's what I've heard.
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- I'm an Olympics nut.
- Yeah? Me too.
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Summer or winter?
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Summer.
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Knuckle.
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- I gotta come around to give you...
- Come on.
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You know, it's funny.
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I actually tried
to get an animal Olympics going.
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Really?
What happened?
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You know, life happened.
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What are you gonna miss most
about Scranton?
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The mountains, where things are.
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That's the way it goes.
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Man, he is late.
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I'm gonna call him.
Do you mind? Sorry.
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Where is this guy?
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Excuse me.
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This is Michael Scott.
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- You running late?
- No, I'm here.
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- I'm at the bar.
- I'm at the bar too.
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You are?
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What bar?
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I'm at the bar...
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the bar that's located
in the lobby of the hotel.
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I do not see you.
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- How long have you...
- I've been here about,
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gosh, over half an hour.
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Okay, yeah, me too.
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.
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What are you wearing?
I am wearing a gray suit, red tie.
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Are we both at the right place?
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Which place?
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- I hear your voice.
- I hear your...
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- I see your lips moving.
- In the phone.
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- Oh, brother.
- And that's...
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Man!
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- Michael Scott.
- D'Angelo Vickers.
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That is insane!
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"That is insane."
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That's the right term.
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Bartender, let's get some vodka
up in this cranberry,
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and one for my friend.
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There we go.
Ready?
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- I am ready.
- Here we go.
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Well,
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this is it.
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What do you think?
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She'll do.
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She'll do just fine.
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I am very much
looking forward to tomorrow.
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It is...
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like the culmination
of a lot of hard work,
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a lot of good fortune, and...
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Hey, come on.
Did that just happen?
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We should write a movie.
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I'm serious.
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- Feygnasse Team -
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.:: La Fabrique ::.
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{\pos(270,155)}7x20 : Training Day
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{\pos(120,268)}Michael is leaving,
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{\pos(120,268)}and apparently they already
hired a new manager.
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{\pos(120,268)}And we're meeting him today.
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{\pos(120,268)}That's a lot to process,
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paperwork-wise.
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{\pos(120,268)}It's not Ashton Kutcher.
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{\pos(120,268)}It's Kevin Malone.
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{\pos(120,268)}Equally handsome,
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{\pos(120,268)}equally smart.
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{\pos(120,268)}Okay, everyone, as you know,
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{\pos(120,268)}one of my favorite things
is fanfare for its own sake.
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{\pos(120,268)}So without further ado,
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{\pos(120,268)}let's all start clapping.
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{\pos(120,268)}Presenting D'Angelo Vickers!
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Come on out!
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{\pos(120,268)}- How are you, sir?
- I'm well, sir. You?
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{\pos(120,240)}Can I just say,
I'm so excited to be working here.
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{\pos(120,268)}A bit about myself...
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{\pos(120,268)}I love the American Southwest,
for starters.
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{\pos(120,268)}You may call them Arizona,
New Mexico, Nevada, Utah.
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I call them heaven.
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I have a peanut allergy.
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{\pos(120,268)}Something I live with.
It's a part of me.
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{\pos(120,268)}I've learned to cope with it.
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{\pos(100,268)}I'm just as comfortable
at a ball game
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{\pos(120,268)}as I am at the opera.
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{\pos(120,268)}I was a...
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{\pos(120,268)}Did I want to be made manager?
Sure.
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{\pos(120,268)}A great opportunity squandered?
Absolutely.
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{\pos(120,268)}A crushing blow?
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{\pos(120,268)}Will I get over it?
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{\pos(120,268)}But life goes on.
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{\pos(120,268)}Not for me.
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I'll get that, guys.
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- I'll help you. Here.
- It's just...
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You know?
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Have we met before?
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Not officially.
I saw you coming out of the bathroom.
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Well, I'm gonna go back to my cave.
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It was great meeting you.
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And that...
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is what they call a "meet cute."
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So we talked for, like, 20 minutes.
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No clue it's D'Angelo the whole time.
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Embarrassing.
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That makes you sound stupid.
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I happen to like the hilarious hijinks
that I get myself into.
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There he is.
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D'Angelo, I was telling them
about last night when we met.
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Remember that?
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- That was crazy.
- That was great.
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"Let's see.
Where's my replacement?
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"Where's the guy I'm replacing?
I don't know.
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"Why don't I look to my left?
You're sitting right there."
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I know.
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That's what I was just saying.
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That exact situation
is why I always carry a couple of these.
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Just in case.
Sometimes you need to ID yourself.
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Office funny guy.
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Always glad
to have an office funny guy around.
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It wasn't a joke.
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But I've always been sort of quirky.
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Offbeat.
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A little twisted.
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This is Jim and Pam, aka "Jap."
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What started as an affair
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has blossomed into a family
before our eyes.
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It wasn't an affair.
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- Yes, it was.
- But we are a family.
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We made that.
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Cecilia.
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Congratulations.
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- I have four kids of my own.
- Really?
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We just have the one,
but she poops for four.
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Someone started off on a good foot
with the new boss.
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They don't ever talk
about careers that were made
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because of unplanned pregnancies,
so...
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Thanks for meeting me.
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Are you kidding?
I'd come anywhere to see a turtle.
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Where'd you find him?
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There's no turtle.
I wanted to get you here.
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You know me very well.
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That's because
I'm your right-hand man.
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But I can't do it again.
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I can't be a right-hand man
to a whole new guy.
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Now I'm gonna have to go online
and look at turtles,
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or I'll be off all day.
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I want to be manager.
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I just don't understand
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why I wasn't even interviewed
for the job.
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What's wrong?
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I'm totally qualified.
You were pushing for me.
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That apple looks delish.
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I do a lot of portion control.
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Try to keep my daily caloric intake
under 1,200.
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D'Angelo,
you're going to starve to death.
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So you have an orgy
and don't invite me?
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Come on!
I call middle.
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It's cool you like the Southwest.
It's one of my favorite regions.
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"It's one of my favorite regions."
Did I just sound totally lame?
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I sounded good.
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I love the desert.
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It's one of my favorite ecosystems.
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Here's the great thing
about the Southwest.
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There is so much more than desert.
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Along the north rim
of the Grand Canyon
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is a forest as lush
as you've ever seen.
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Burned.
It's lush, dummy.
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What do you think about bald people?
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I hate them.
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I forget.
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- Did you mention you liked politics?
- I did not.
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You should meet my boyfriend.
He's a state senator.
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The two of you should hit it off.
He's a great person to know.
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Sounds very interesting.
Thank you.
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Dunder Mifflin, this is Erin.
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Let me transfer you.
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You use your name
when you answer the phone?
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That's how Pam does it.
I just copy her.
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She's sort of a living legend.
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Try without your name.
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Dunder Mifflin, this is.
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I like it.
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Dunder Mifflin, how may I assist you?
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"Assist."
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I sort of like the old way.
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I prefer without the name.
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I gotta start managing at some point.
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Sorry. But if it's not a big deal,
we should do the old way.
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It really isn't.
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- Good?
- Okay, good.
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- I'd like to change it, actually.
- Well, you know, whatever.
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Whatever you prefer.
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What do you think?
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A change would be nice.
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You could do the old way,
or the, you know,
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whichever one you wanna do.
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Change it.
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I'm so sorry.
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Funny guy.
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I'm having
a little mid-day lull here.
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Make me laugh.
What do you got?
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- I can't even look at you.
- Here we go.
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What do African-Americans
call the...
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What?
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D'Angelo.
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- Did you order a barber?
- Come on back here.
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Put a pin on that.
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I can't wait to hear the punch line.
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Finish the joke, Andy.
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What do African-Americans call?
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I don't know.
Help me.
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That is so bad-ass.
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Just so hardcore.
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Very cool.
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Real power move.
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Saw a hawk today.
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Just sitting right there
on the overpass,
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looking at me.
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Shave me.
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Well, this is going to be funny,
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because it looks like
we're gonna be shaving buddies.
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All right.
I love it.
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I love it.
Michael, this is Reggie.
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He's the number-one
yelp-reviewed shaver in Scranton.
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It's not even close.
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And this is Erin,
and she's going to shave my face.
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Here we go.
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All right.
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This is how we do it.
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- Feels nice, doesn't it?
- It really does.
257
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This is luxury.
258
00:11:53,387 --> 00:11:54,437
Here we go.
259
00:12:01,009 --> 00:12:02,159
That is nice.
260
00:12:03,048 --> 00:12:04,926
You wanted to talk to us, D'Angelo?
261
00:12:05,329 --> 00:12:06,872
Please cozy up there.
262
00:12:07,038 --> 00:12:09,667
I thought we could have
some rap sessions with smaller groups.
263
00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:11,681
We don't really do rap sessions.
264
00:12:11,806 --> 00:12:13,106
We kind of do...
265
00:12:13,712 --> 00:12:15,589
We sort of do more of like pow-wows
266
00:12:15,755 --> 00:12:16,752
or whatevs.
267
00:12:16,877 --> 00:12:18,217
Well, pow-wows then, fine.
268
00:12:18,383 --> 00:12:19,466
That's...
269
00:12:21,011 --> 00:12:23,389
My mom sent me this picture of Cece.
It is so adorable.
270
00:12:23,851 --> 00:12:26,128
But a little bit of back-story.
She loves dogs.
271
00:12:26,253 --> 00:12:28,394
She calls them "da-das."
And what happens is...
272
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,479
You know what?
Enough about your baby.
273
00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:33,879
I'm sorry.
274
00:12:34,399 --> 00:12:35,609
We were just...
275
00:12:35,775 --> 00:12:37,608
I know what you're doing.
276
00:12:38,189 --> 00:12:39,189
Just quit it.
277
00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:43,031
I want to hear
from the rank and file.
278
00:12:43,441 --> 00:12:46,252
How can I be
the best manager for you all?
279
00:12:46,377 --> 00:12:48,035
You know, what can I do better?
280
00:12:48,581 --> 00:12:50,046
You know what, everybody?
281
00:12:50,171 --> 00:12:52,654
There's...
You have to be honest here.
282
00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:56,807
You can't say
that everything is perfect, right?
283
00:12:57,316 --> 00:12:59,666
So, you know,
come up with something.
284
00:13:00,004 --> 00:13:02,678
Well, D'Angelo,
I'd say communication could be improved.
285
00:13:02,844 --> 00:13:06,724
People stopped reading memos,
so everyone marks them "urgent."
286
00:13:06,890 --> 00:13:08,516
You know what, I mark it
287
00:13:08,641 --> 00:13:11,752
urgent "A", urgent "B",
urgent "C", urgent "D".
288
00:13:11,877 --> 00:13:13,644
Urgent "A" is the most important.
289
00:13:13,769 --> 00:13:16,377
Urgent "D",
you don't even have to worry about.
290
00:13:17,888 --> 00:13:19,360
Can you stop talking now?
291
00:13:19,485 --> 00:13:21,808
- I have to do your lips.
- Don't shave my lips.
292
00:13:24,457 --> 00:13:25,282
What's up?
293
00:13:25,407 --> 00:13:27,630
I don't mean to go off
on a rant here, but...
294
00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:31,002
I wrote the perfect joke.
Topical, edgy.
295
00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:32,417
Funny.
296
00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:34,335
It was in the news.
297
00:13:35,066 --> 00:13:37,797
Democrats want electric cars.
Republicans don't.
298
00:13:37,963 --> 00:13:39,590
- Right.
- I'm thinkin'.
299
00:13:39,756 --> 00:13:43,806
How crazy is it that we got a car debate
goin' on in a city known for gridlock?
300
00:13:46,429 --> 00:13:48,829
Let's not talk politics
in the office.
301
00:13:49,975 --> 00:13:51,393
I like you as the funny guy.
302
00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:53,628
I wasn't taking a position.
303
00:13:53,753 --> 00:13:55,598
It was just
sort of one of those things.
304
00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:04,406
Now, that's funny.
305
00:14:05,067 --> 00:14:06,217
That's funny.
306
00:14:07,317 --> 00:14:08,369
You walk much?
307
00:14:09,263 --> 00:14:10,191
Right?
308
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,314
I mean...
309
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:16,964
Little click.
310
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,006
This box came for you.
311
00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:22,850
Great!
Thank you.
312
00:14:23,116 --> 00:14:24,260
That's my stuff.
313
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,753
Michael, take a look at this.
314
00:14:27,878 --> 00:14:29,473
- Need a hand?
- That'd be great.
315
00:14:29,639 --> 00:14:33,310
This office sort of has
a perfect fung shooey to it,
316
00:14:34,553 --> 00:14:36,147
and you know, let's not go overboard
317
00:14:36,662 --> 00:14:37,857
with the redecorating.
318
00:14:38,023 --> 00:14:39,622
I'm still here, so...
319
00:14:39,747 --> 00:14:40,599
Right?
320
00:14:40,724 --> 00:14:41,725
Nice.
321
00:14:42,652 --> 00:14:45,156
I still have to look at this stuff,
guys, so...
322
00:14:45,322 --> 00:14:47,217
- This is a ten-gallon hat?
- You like that?
323
00:14:47,342 --> 00:14:48,300
Ten-gallon hat.
324
00:14:48,425 --> 00:14:50,650
Technically,
it only holds about three quarts.
325
00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:52,621
- Little factoid.
- Interesting.
326
00:14:53,051 --> 00:14:54,623
D'Angelo's great.
I love the guy.
327
00:14:55,566 --> 00:14:57,960
But I'm not sure
he's a good fit for the office.
328
00:14:58,403 --> 00:15:00,779
And also,
I'm not sure if I love the guy.
329
00:15:07,286 --> 00:15:08,976
All right, see you later, girl.
330
00:15:11,097 --> 00:15:12,151
I'm good.
331
00:15:12,276 --> 00:15:13,309
Keep that.
332
00:15:15,285 --> 00:15:16,286
Funny man.
333
00:15:16,859 --> 00:15:18,439
What you got for me?
Make me laugh.
334
00:15:36,289 --> 00:15:37,389
Let's see...
335
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,627
Let's see
if my favorite tea is in here...
336
00:15:57,714 --> 00:15:58,854
That's hot coffee!
337
00:16:00,772 --> 00:16:02,024
Drink some soap.
338
00:16:03,984 --> 00:16:04,944
Drink some.
339
00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:15,107
I guess this is my life now.
340
00:16:15,832 --> 00:16:18,082
How do I become a manager at Sabre?
341
00:16:18,248 --> 00:16:19,955
Well, first things first.
342
00:16:20,305 --> 00:16:22,141
Thank you for coming to me directly.
343
00:16:22,266 --> 00:16:25,760
You could have called Tallahassee,
but they would have looped back to me.
344
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,174
You recognize my role.
345
00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:30,219
- I left a message at corporate.
- There you go.
346
00:16:30,695 --> 00:16:32,179
Get a recommendation from Michael.
347
00:16:32,748 --> 00:16:35,474
That'll put you on the short list
for next time there's an opening.
348
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,102
Can't you use the recommendation
you already have on file?
349
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:39,979
What recommendation?
350
00:16:40,206 --> 00:16:42,189
From when he recommended me
to replace him.
351
00:16:48,011 --> 00:16:49,071
I'm sorry,
352
00:16:49,237 --> 00:16:52,533
I never know how to act
in these awkward-type situations.
353
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,578
Best whale watching.
354
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:56,120
Easily the West coast.
355
00:16:56,286 --> 00:16:57,580
If you'll go whale watching
356
00:16:57,746 --> 00:17:01,167
on the East coast, you might wanna bring
a magazine called West coast whales.
357
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,043
'Cause you're not gonna see 'em.
358
00:17:03,534 --> 00:17:04,398
Snack time.
359
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,797
It's the witching hour.
It is the sandwiching hour.
360
00:17:06,963 --> 00:17:07,928
Awesome.
361
00:17:08,053 --> 00:17:09,008
What ya got?
362
00:17:09,174 --> 00:17:10,968
PB&J.
My mom's recipe.
363
00:17:11,134 --> 00:17:13,204
D'Angelo has a peanut allergy.
364
00:17:13,329 --> 00:17:16,056
I need a wide berth.
I need a wide berth from those nuts.
365
00:17:16,222 --> 00:17:17,581
Have you lost your mind?
366
00:17:17,706 --> 00:17:19,059
I think Kevin wants one.
367
00:17:19,225 --> 00:17:20,274
Here ya go!
368
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:22,938
This is serious.
369
00:17:23,104 --> 00:17:24,899
Do you know
what happens if he touches it?
370
00:17:25,189 --> 00:17:26,484
- What?
- The last time
371
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:28,223
I was exposed to a peanut,
372
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,498
I was itchy for three days, okay?
373
00:17:30,623 --> 00:17:33,517
Had to take baths constantly.
I missed the O.J. verdict.
374
00:17:33,642 --> 00:17:35,823
Had to read about it
in the paper like an idiot!
375
00:17:36,159 --> 00:17:38,370
So you don't go into like shock
or die or anything.
376
00:17:39,803 --> 00:17:42,374
Not everything's life and death.
I wanna feel comfortable.
377
00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:44,210
Oscar, here you go.
378
00:17:46,086 --> 00:17:48,380
You're getting nut particles
all in the air!
379
00:17:48,546 --> 00:17:51,675
No one had a problem with the air here
until you came around.
380
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,082
Everyone, mandatory meeting.
381
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:03,491
Multipurpose room, now.
382
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:05,125
That's good, you stay in there.
383
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,316
Stay in there by yourself, loser.
Nobody go in.
384
00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:09,360
- Nobody go in there.
- What?
385
00:18:09,526 --> 00:18:11,320
- Stay where you are.
- This is insane.
386
00:18:11,486 --> 00:18:12,655
No, it's not insane.
387
00:18:12,821 --> 00:18:14,862
I've been here for 19 years,
388
00:18:15,097 --> 00:18:18,077
and someone else is called the boss,
you're gonna throw it all away?
389
00:18:23,799 --> 00:18:26,055
Listen, you're the one
who decided to leave.
390
00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:28,712
Come on, he's our new boss.
You know we have to do this.
391
00:18:32,054 --> 00:18:33,604
Well.
Who needs 'em?
392
00:18:33,909 --> 00:18:35,219
It's just you and me.
393
00:18:36,476 --> 00:18:37,526
Correction.
394
00:18:38,182 --> 00:18:39,183
Just you.
395
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:42,115
All right.
396
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,389
Meeting, multifunction room.
397
00:18:52,776 --> 00:18:54,954
Michael, wait up.
Hold up.
398
00:18:58,828 --> 00:19:00,853
So for these meetings, do you just...
399
00:19:00,978 --> 00:19:03,789
Do you jump into business,
or do you start with some chitchat or...
400
00:19:05,289 --> 00:19:08,116
I start with some chitchat
and maybe a couple of jokes.
401
00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:12,590
And you might wanna develop
a couple of characters.
402
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:14,175
Go on, you just...
403
00:19:14,341 --> 00:19:15,968
- You'll be fine.
- Maybe.
404
00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:17,296
Maybe not.
405
00:19:17,421 --> 00:19:18,220
50/50.
406
00:19:19,589 --> 00:19:20,389
You know,
407
00:19:20,555 --> 00:19:23,017
it is too bad for this place
that you're leaving.
408
00:19:27,812 --> 00:19:29,690
Bring it in.
Come on.
409
00:19:32,966 --> 00:19:33,967
Bring.
410
00:19:51,895 --> 00:19:53,993
Why did you have to be so damn good?
411
00:19:56,557 --> 00:19:57,802
I'm adequate.
412
00:19:59,396 --> 00:20:00,930
I'm half as good as you.
413
00:20:02,215 --> 00:20:04,131
- Come on.
- You are good.
414
00:20:04,463 --> 00:20:06,338
- They know it.
- Come on.
415
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,196
I just didn't expect you
to get there so fast.
416
00:20:10,107 --> 00:20:12,069
Would you do me a favor
and enjoy this time?
417
00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:13,442
You've worked so hard.
418
00:20:13,608 --> 00:20:14,961
Get your senioritis on.
419
00:20:15,086 --> 00:20:16,654
It's lake Havasu time.
420
00:20:17,146 --> 00:20:18,941
Guess I been working so hard, I...
421
00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:21,575
Forgot what it's like
to be hardly working.
422
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:33,586
What is the...
423
00:20:33,711 --> 00:20:35,422
Native American girl's name?
424
00:20:36,490 --> 00:20:38,040
You'll figure it out.
425
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,419
Listen up!
426
00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:02,207
Want to meet Cece?
427
00:21:08,402 --> 00:21:09,290
Cute baby.
428
00:21:10,839 --> 00:21:12,001
Very cute baby.
429
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,335
Adorable, very cute.
430
00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:14,935
Thank you very much.
431
00:21:15,587 --> 00:21:17,995
See? We knew it.
If he just met her he'd understand.
432
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,320
We're back in.
433
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:21,969
Right?
434
00:21:22,135 --> 00:21:23,590
I'm telling you, that baby...
435
00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:27,619
could be the star of a show
called Babies I don't care about.