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Well, I'm moving to Colorado
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to start
my new life with Holly.
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Just up here
getting used to the altitude.
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- Michael?
- Yes?
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I've got a treat for you.
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Thank you.
Like a butler.
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Colorado specialty--
Rocky Mountain oysters.
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Wow, those do not
taste like oysters.
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That's because
they're not oysters.
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They're bull testicles!
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I cut them off
fresh this morning!
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Sick freak.
What is wrong with you?
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What is wrong with you.
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I'm the sick freak?
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After what you did,
you expect to be buttled?
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After you didn't recommend me?
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Dwight, I don't own
Dunder Mifflin, okay?
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The job was not mine to give.
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Look, I need your advice
on something.
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I am told that there are bears
in the rockies.
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Where did you hear that?
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Obvious XM radio?
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Well, I was just thinking
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that maybe I should keep
a salami in my pocket...
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Great idea.
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In order to feed the bears.
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Especially if you think
that life would be better
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without legs!
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How do you mean?
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Black bears can smell a salami
at five Miles, Michael.
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What are you thinking?
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And they run
faster than a horse.
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So if you were thinking about
outrunning them on a horse,
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I would try a cheetah.
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You in tight pants, Michael,
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are a salami to a black bear.
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- Do you understand?
- Mm-hmm.
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You're like
a giant walking salami.
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Okay, so no salami
in the pants.
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How about a pepperoni?
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Any kind of meat
you can possibly name.
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Okay.
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Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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You're not gonna
take all your toys, are you?
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I mean, you don't--
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You don't have
a job lined up, so...
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It's not like you have
a desk to put 'em on.
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Well, I have interviews.
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That's nice.
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What about that truck?
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Can I have this little truck?
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Was thinking thinking I might
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glue a stapler on top
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or put a hole here
and stick pens in it.
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You okay?
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Yes.
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Yes, you know what,
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take my favorite truck, sure.
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You know what, uh...
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It's your last couple of days.
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I'm gonna get out of your hair.
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Oh, you don't--
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I will be in the break room.
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Okay, that sounds good.
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Thank you.
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Dead man walking.
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Sad?
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No.
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No, no.
I don't leave till tomorrow,
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so tomorrow I will be a wreck.
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- Stay away from Erin.
- Hey.
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I'm your boss.
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Why don't you, uh,
stay away from me?
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No, I'm gonna stand
where I want, okay?
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You don't want to get
on my bad side.
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I've seen some horrible things.
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I own over 200 horror movies.
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Okay, that's so weird!
Just go away!
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No, you go away.
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Hi, Jim.
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You guys are filming people
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when they go
to the bathroom now?
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How about cupcakes?
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Please.
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- What's wrong with cupcakes?
- Everything.
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There they are.
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The party planning committee
together again.
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Well, we all wanted to plan
your good-bye party.
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We thought this
would be easier.
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We thought.
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It's an experiment.
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The three of us have all been
chairmen before.
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So this is the dream team.
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Hey!
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What are you saying?
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The dream team and Meredith.
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We decided on the ice cream.
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Mint chocolate chip--
Your favorite.
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Yeah, that was a surprise.
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You know what?
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I'm thinking maybe
we should get ice cream
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that everybody will like.
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How about vanilla?
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Let's get vanilla.
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Okay.
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Tomorrow, I want everybody
to have a good time.
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No drama.
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And as for today,
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just a typical day.
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All right?
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Should we get toppings?
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- What do you like, Pam?
- What?
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What kind of topping
would you like?
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Hot fudge?
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Sounds good.
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Fudge it up.
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I bought this for myself.
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And yesterday,
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they gave me this.
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I still need something
to drink out of, though.
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Attention, everyone.
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Before I leave tomorrow,
I would like to reveal a secret
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that I have kept
for over 20 years.
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Secret about Phyllis.
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Please, Michael.
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When Phyllis was
in high school,
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she was so cute.
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And she still is.
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I thought he knew
about the baby I gave away.
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Look, Michael,
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it's a going-away present
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so your hands won't get cold.
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It's almost done,
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but you can't get them wet,
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and they can't be
dry-cleaned either.
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You have to hand wash
without water,
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wring dry gently,
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and use a hair dryer on cool.
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Sounds great.
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I just think it's great.
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Oh, I have gifts as well.
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And I will start by giving
the first gift to Phyllis.
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Phyllis, you are shy and sweet,
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and you don't often
speak your mind,
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but you should,
because you have great ideas.
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So, Phyllis,
I am giving you this
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so you can always remember
to speak your mind.
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Gee, thanks, Michael.
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- You're welcome.
- It's cute.
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Stanley, you love
your sudoku and your puzzles.
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I bestow upon you...
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My felt.
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May you never lose
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the fun-loving quality
in life.
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Where's the rest of it?
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It's got no balls.
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Well, okay.
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And Andy.
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Andy, who needs confidence
that he is a great salesman,
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I give you
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my clients.
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Our ten
most important accounts.
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- Wow.
- Yeah, wow.
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You know I'm
the worst salesman here, right?
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But you're the best salesman
on the inside.
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What does that even mean?
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You sold us all on Andy--
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A product that nobody wanted.
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I'm gonna lose 'em.
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You're not going to lose them.
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I promise you that I will.
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Just do your best.
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I have faith in you.
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Gimme those clients.
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No.
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Do you believe that?
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I've given up expecting
Michael to do the right thing
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or the decent thing
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or even
the comprehensible thing.
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I used to be obese.
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Once you've conquered obesity,
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everything else is easy.
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Life literally
moves in slow motion.
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I'm not saying I'm superman,
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but let me just
put it this way,
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if I were shot in the head,
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I'm pretty sure
everything would be fine.
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I almost welcome it.
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Kevin, I have
something for you.
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You know who that is?
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Don't be a caricature, Kevin.
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Never be a caricature.
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How did that feel
when I tore that up?
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- Better?
- Good.
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Stand up.
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You will be thin.
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You won't drool over pizza
like an animal anymore.
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But, I--
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You will find love.
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Michael, I'm pretty much okay
with who I am now.
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Don't be.
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You should never settle
for who you are.
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Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
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Oscar,
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you are a--
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Michael, I just lost
Porter hardware!
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I just-- I lost 'em.
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Okay, you know what?
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Just do your best, buddy.
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Okay, Oscar,
you are very smart,
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and you have
a gigantic education,
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and I think of you
as my scarecrow,
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because you gave me a brain.
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So that's why I made you this.
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Thank you, Michael.
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It's beautiful.
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It looks like...
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It looks like it was made
by a two-year-old monkey
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on a farm.
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And he just...
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He just accepted it, that I...
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That I put all this work
into it.
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Oh, man.
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He-- He has the lowest opinion
of me of anybody.
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Was it just me,
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or did you think we were gonna
have sex at some point?
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It was just you.
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How would you
have wanted to do it?
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I--don't.
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Okay, you know what?
Inappropriate,
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because I am engaged happily,
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and you, you have landed
yourself a senator.
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State senator.
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Mm-hmm. Bravo.
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- Brava.
- Bra--?
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Do you want to see
some pictures?
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I just got these.
Sure.
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Um, these are--
Okay, um,
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this is us at the theater.
Ohh!
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And, uh, antiquing.
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Oh, rollerblading.
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Rollerblading.
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Who's that?
Who's that guy?
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Oh, that's Thomas,
Robert's aide.
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I guess this could be
the one, huh?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Um, I'm gonna be dropping in
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on one of our biggest clients
this afternoon,
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and I could use some backup.
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Let's rip it up, homes.
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All right.
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Boom.
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Walk away, bitch.
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- Oh, um, Michael.
- Hmm?
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Uh, where do you want
your last paycheck sent?
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Last paycheck?
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Do you have an address yet
in Colorado?
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No.
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What town do
Holly's parents live in?
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I'm not sure.
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Um, Mountain...Ton,
I think.
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Sounds beautiful.
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You should do
more stuff like that.
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I'm going to.
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Hey. It's
almost your last day.
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Come on. Sit with us.
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No, I'm almost done.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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So I'm going to Carbondale
this afternoon
272
00:11:40,076 --> 00:11:41,544
to get a new bulk shredder.
273
00:11:41,595 --> 00:11:42,945
Finally.
274
00:11:43,013 --> 00:11:44,680
That old shredder sucked.
275
00:11:44,748 --> 00:11:45,681
It's a good shredder.
276
00:11:45,749 --> 00:11:46,782
It just keeps breaking.
277
00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:48,768
Yeah, and it won't
shred magazines.
278
00:11:48,852 --> 00:11:50,720
It's not supposed
to shred magazines, Kevin.
279
00:11:50,787 --> 00:11:52,288
I know.
280
00:11:52,356 --> 00:11:54,590
Did you break
the shredder, Kevin?
281
00:11:54,658 --> 00:11:56,325
No. It's just
282
00:11:56,393 --> 00:11:58,093
that old shredder sucks.
283
00:11:58,145 --> 00:12:00,830
Just get one
that'll shred magazines.
284
00:12:00,897 --> 00:12:04,066
I don't think any of them
are supposed to shred magazines.
285
00:12:04,134 --> 00:12:05,951
I can't--
286
00:12:06,036 --> 00:12:08,204
I can't do this.
287
00:12:08,271 --> 00:12:11,040
All the channels
are gonna be different there.
288
00:12:11,107 --> 00:12:12,992
I'm not gonna be able
to find my shows.
289
00:12:13,076 --> 00:12:17,129
I'm not going
to start improv at level one.
290
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:20,249
I don't think my credits
are gonna transfer.
291
00:12:21,301 --> 00:12:22,618
And you know what?
292
00:12:22,669 --> 00:12:26,555
I just figured out where I was
supposed to go to vote.
293
00:12:28,258 --> 00:12:30,226
I gotta call her.
294
00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:34,430
And I'm going to tell her
that I cannot come.
295
00:12:37,801 --> 00:12:39,502
Hello there.
296
00:12:39,569 --> 00:12:41,520
Hi.
297
00:12:41,605 --> 00:12:43,606
What is the name of our town?
298
00:12:43,673 --> 00:12:44,974
Boulder.
299
00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:47,209
Is something wrong?
Are you okay?
300
00:12:47,277 --> 00:12:50,212
No. No, I just needed
to hear your voice.
301
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,914
Oh, you mean this?
302
00:12:54,334 --> 00:12:55,451
Yeah.
303
00:12:55,519 --> 00:12:58,387
Yes, my hero.
304
00:12:58,455 --> 00:13:00,473
I'll pay the rent.
305
00:13:03,193 --> 00:13:05,394
Okay, my mom's looking at me
306
00:13:05,462 --> 00:13:07,179
like she has no sense of humor.
307
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:08,264
It's a joke.
308
00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:12,234
Oh, I miss you.
309
00:13:12,302 --> 00:13:13,602
Well, I'll see you tonight.
310
00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:15,704
I'll pick you up
outside baggage claim.
311
00:13:15,772 --> 00:13:17,490
Okay, I'll see you tonight.
312
00:13:17,574 --> 00:13:18,574
I love you.
313
00:13:18,641 --> 00:13:19,842
I love you, too.
314
00:13:25,615 --> 00:13:27,283
Yeah, so I know
I told everybody
315
00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:29,084
that tomorrow is my last day,
316
00:13:29,152 --> 00:13:33,055
but I'm--
I'm gonna be leaving tonight.
317
00:13:33,123 --> 00:13:35,040
I, uh, head
to the airport at 4:00.
318
00:13:40,163 --> 00:13:41,514
And, uh,
319
00:13:41,598 --> 00:13:43,799
I have said good-bye
to half of them.
320
00:13:47,370 --> 00:13:50,442
Well, you know Michael,
I have a brother, in Boulder.
321
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,448
Rory Flenderson.
322
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,367
You should look him up.
323
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,676
Okay.
324
00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:04,877
Okay?
325
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,782
Ahem, Kelly?
326
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,954
Kelly?
327
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,355
Kelly?
328
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:17,490
What?
329
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,992
If I just went away right now,
330
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,695
would that be the best gift
that I could give you?
331
00:14:22,763 --> 00:14:25,097
Yes, please.
Please go away
332
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,233
and stop using
that weird, slow voice.
333
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,487
She was once my girl,
334
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:33,806
and she is your girl now.
335
00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,341
Wow.
336
00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:36,375
Yeah.
337
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:38,677
This is totally unnecessary.
338
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:39,912
You're not prone to seizures?
339
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,914
No.
340
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:45,484
So Michael said we can do
whatever we want cake-wise.
341
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,852
What do we want?
342
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,621
- Erotic.
- See?
343
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:49,822
This is what happens.
344
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:51,557
You can't let a street dog
into the house.
345
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:52,925
Mmm, let's hear her out.
346
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,093
I would, uh,
347
00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,694
like to hear
more about these cakes.
348
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,596
I know these Ethiopians
that run a cake shop.
349
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:58,681
Good God.
350
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,633
They make these cakes
that are wild.
351
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,801
I mean...
352
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,036
They show everything.
353
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,671
I don't--I don't think
we want a--
354
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:06,822
No, I know
what you're thinking,
355
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,491
but it's not just black.
They do it all.
356
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,276
And the women on these cakes,
357
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,944
they're not
just guys' fantasies.
358
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,330
They have real, full women.
359
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,865
It is refreshing.
360
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,551
Okay, don't turn this
into some feminist issue.
361
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,087
As a person who buys
a lot of erotic cakes,
362
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,856
it just feels good
to be represented on one.
363
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,708
You know what?
I think we should get
364
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,793
some other input.
365
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,261
I think we should do cupcakes.
366
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,896
I am one of the few people
who looks hot
367
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,131
eating a cupcake.
368
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,016
Yeah, cupcakes,
that's what I said.
369
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,301
No. I am
not cleaning up
370
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,520
a bunch of
uneaten cupcake bottoms.
371
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,572
You know, we don't really care
about your opinion.
372
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:40,840
You're just a tie-breaker.
373
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,359
Um, Pam?
374
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,727
Oh, hey, Michael.
375
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,695
I'm just gonna go to Carbondale
to price some shredders.
376
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:47,713
I'll see you later.
377
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,365
Okay.
378
00:16:07,501 --> 00:16:08,717
Gabe!
379
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,102
I need to talk to you.
380
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,170
You can't be in here.
381
00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:12,404
This is a ladies' bathroom.
382
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,639
No, Erin,
I respect your privacy,
383
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:14,924
but I will follow you in here
384
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,259
Every time you go
if that's what it takes.
385
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:18,310
Hey, creed.
386
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,514
Not cool, man.
387
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:23,349
I really think you should leave.
388
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,601
Someday, you are going to tell
our grandchildren
389
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,119
about how their grandfather
won you back
390
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,270
in a women's room.
391
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,271
Gabe, can we talk
about this later?
392
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,656
I have to go.
I have to go.
393
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,725
Just read the letter
under your windshield wiper.
394
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:33,726
It explains everything.
395
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,060
- Okay.
- Okay?
396
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,612
Do you want--
- Gabe!
397
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:37,830
Well.
398
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:40,699
Here's the thing, Rory.
399
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,902
I think you guys would
hit it off in an odd way.
400
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,937
I could bring him
a welcome basket.
401
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,172
I'll surprise him.
402
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,307
Okay, well, you should
give him a little time
403
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,642
to settle in, but...
404
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:50,809
Does he like jams?
405
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,311
My shelves
are overflowing with preserves.
406
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:55,747
Well, no, he hates jams.
407
00:16:55,799 --> 00:16:56,748
Darryl.
408
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:57,749
Hey.
409
00:16:57,801 --> 00:16:59,251
I would like to give you
410
00:16:59,302 --> 00:17:02,188
the only copy
of somehow I manage,
411
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,606
unfinished.
412
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,925
If there's anybody here
who can finish it, it's you.
413
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,395
That's sweet, Mike.
414
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:12,281
Let's see here.
415
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,267
Here's a chapter called
"gum."
416
00:17:15,318 --> 00:17:17,236
- Mmm.
- With one sentence.
417
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,989
"Everybody likes the guy who
offers them a stick of gum."
418
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,574
Mm-hmm. It's true.
419
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:24,810
Darryl, I have one last wish.
420
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,946
I would like to use the baler.
421
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,547
No.
422
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,748
Can't let you do that, Mike.
423
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:30,749
- No problem.
- Sorry.
424
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,284
- Worth a try.
- All right.
425
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,420
Darryl said I could use
the baler because I'm leaving.
426
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,788
No.
427
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:42,261
All right, guys, well,
428
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:45,965
see ya later, warehouse.
429
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:48,167
Catch you
on the flippety-flip.
430
00:17:52,355 --> 00:17:54,023
All right then,
431
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,741
see you guys.
432
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,526
Catch you later, warehouse.
433
00:17:57,611 --> 00:18:01,447
See you
on the flippety-flip.
434
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:06,952
Catch you
on the flippety-flip.
435
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:10,706
Catch you guys
on the flippety-flip.
436
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:11,874
Come on.
437
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,260
Okay.
So what's our approach?
438
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,461
You a veteran?
439
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:16,929
Do I have a month to live?
440
00:18:16,997 --> 00:18:19,865
You gonna get married
tomorrow? What?
441
00:18:21,384 --> 00:18:23,769
I thought we'd just talk
about our customer service
442
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:27,890
and exceptional paper quality.
443
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,276
That's stupid.
444
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,860
Well, what do I know?
445
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,862
I know.
What you know?
446
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:34,980
We gotta get psyched up.
447
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,682
Okay, guy?
448
00:18:36,733 --> 00:18:37,849
Let's get psyched.
449
00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:42,187
Is there an animal shelter
on the way?
450
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,289
Yeah.
451
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,406
Awesome!
452
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,991
Ani-ani-shelto.
453
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,993
Here we come.
454
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,745
Andy, do you know
how to high-five?
455
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,096
Yeah.
456
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,498
'Cause if you do,
now's the time.
457
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:53,666
All right.
458
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:55,584
Not while I'm driving.
459
00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:57,603
Catch you guys...
460
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:05,044
Catch you guys
on the flippety-flip.
461
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,379
Flippety-flip.
462
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:13,919
Flippety-flip.
463
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,021
Really?
464
00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:18,791
Okay, see you guys.
465
00:19:24,021 --> 00:19:25,426
You know how I met Bennet
466
00:19:25,477 --> 00:19:28,045
and got started
on my ladder of success?
467
00:19:28,096 --> 00:19:29,313
No, I don't.
468
00:19:31,466 --> 00:19:34,468
Walkin' along,
out of work...Again,
469
00:19:34,536 --> 00:19:36,804
thinking to myself,
470
00:19:36,888 --> 00:19:38,856
I've only got enough cash
to buy a sandwich
471
00:19:38,924 --> 00:19:40,524
or get drunk.
472
00:19:40,592 --> 00:19:42,860
And I see this guy
473
00:19:42,927 --> 00:19:44,862
trying to steal
this lady's dog.
474
00:19:44,929 --> 00:19:47,198
So I grab the dog, he runs off.
475
00:19:47,266 --> 00:19:49,867
She's so grateful,
she hires me.
476
00:19:49,934 --> 00:19:52,069
Aw, wow.
477
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,104
Gimme that dog!
478
00:19:54,156 --> 00:19:55,806
It's not your dog!
479
00:19:55,874 --> 00:19:57,408
Yeah.
480
00:19:58,543 --> 00:20:00,745
- Again.
- Oh, okay.
481
00:20:00,812 --> 00:20:04,298
Gimme that damn dog,
you [Bleep] Thief!
482
00:20:04,383 --> 00:20:05,883
It's her dog!
483
00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:07,451
Don't ever do it again!
484
00:20:07,502 --> 00:20:09,954
You hear me?
485
00:20:10,022 --> 00:20:11,121
You feel that energy?
486
00:20:11,173 --> 00:20:12,490
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?
487
00:20:12,557 --> 00:20:14,475
Whoo! Yeah.
488
00:20:16,228 --> 00:20:19,296
Okay, again.
489
00:20:19,348 --> 00:20:22,233
I know that Gabe is young
and hot and everything,
490
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:25,569
and he's begging me
to reconsider,
491
00:20:25,637 --> 00:20:29,840
but I...I just think
I'm in love with someone else.
492
00:20:29,908 --> 00:20:31,175
Kevin?
493
00:20:31,243 --> 00:20:32,159
Andy.
494
00:20:33,312 --> 00:20:34,912
I wish I knew
who my birth mother was
495
00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:36,981
so she could just tell me
who to choose.
496
00:20:37,049 --> 00:20:39,950
Maybe neither.
497
00:20:40,002 --> 00:20:42,286
I'm not attracted to Kevin.
498
00:20:42,354 --> 00:20:43,504
Erin, listen to me.
499
00:20:43,588 --> 00:20:45,623
You shouldn't rush
into this at all.
500
00:20:45,674 --> 00:20:46,707
And you know why?
501
00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:48,192
Because you are beautiful,
502
00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:49,427
and you are fun,
503
00:20:49,494 --> 00:20:50,828
and you are smart.
504
00:20:53,548 --> 00:20:54,965
And when the right guy
comes along,
505
00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:56,166
you'll know it.
506
00:20:56,218 --> 00:20:57,802
You will.
507
00:20:59,521 --> 00:21:00,471
Hey.
508
00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:03,507
And you know what?
509
00:21:03,558 --> 00:21:04,909
You don't need a mom,
510
00:21:04,976 --> 00:21:06,043
because you have my number
511
00:21:06,111 --> 00:21:07,511
and you can call me anytime.
512
00:21:09,147 --> 00:21:10,281
Extension 147.
513
00:21:10,348 --> 00:21:11,782
- N...
- I know.
514
00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:13,784
Okay. Okay.
515
00:21:19,925 --> 00:21:22,693
Did you want the 2726
or the 2730?
516
00:21:22,744 --> 00:21:24,462
Phyllis?
517
00:21:24,529 --> 00:21:25,996
Phyllis, are my mittens done?
518
00:21:26,048 --> 00:21:27,865
- No. No.
I'm on a sale--
519
00:21:27,916 --> 00:21:30,134
Okay, listen,
it's 2:00 P.M.
520
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,720
From now until 4:00,
your priority is knitting.
521
00:21:32,804 --> 00:21:33,804
Knit like the wind.
522
00:21:33,872 --> 00:21:34,972
Okay.
523
00:21:35,039 --> 00:21:37,775
Dwight, I will be
leaving tomorrow.
524
00:21:37,843 --> 00:21:38,876
Yes?
525
00:21:38,927 --> 00:21:41,044
So I wanted to give you that.
526
00:21:41,096 --> 00:21:42,313
It's a letter
of recommendation.
527
00:21:50,355 --> 00:21:52,690
This is gonna be good.
528
00:21:52,758 --> 00:21:54,091
Ahem.
529
00:21:54,159 --> 00:21:55,359
"To whom it may concern."
530
00:21:55,410 --> 00:21:57,194
Good, real personal.
Thanks, Michael.
531
00:21:57,262 --> 00:21:59,897
"The dictionary defines
'superlative'
532
00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:02,833
"as 'of the highest kind,
quality, or order,
533
00:22:02,901 --> 00:22:05,603
surpassing all else
or others; Supreme.'"
534
00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:07,037
that's great.
535
00:22:07,105 --> 00:22:08,406
If I wanted
the dictionary definition,
536
00:22:08,473 --> 00:22:09,740
I'd buy a dictionary.
537
00:22:09,808 --> 00:22:13,310
"I define it as Dwight Shrute.
538
00:22:13,378 --> 00:22:15,546
"As a sales executive,
as a leader,
539
00:22:15,614 --> 00:22:18,983
"as a man, and as a friend,
540
00:22:19,050 --> 00:22:24,021
"he is of the highest kind,
quality, and order;
541
00:22:24,089 --> 00:22:25,689
Supreme."
542
00:22:31,163 --> 00:22:32,430
Lots more like that.
543
00:22:32,497 --> 00:22:33,731
Really repetitive.
544
00:22:37,969 --> 00:22:41,238
What's this?
545
00:22:41,306 --> 00:22:43,908
"2:45 behind the building,
paintball."
546
00:23:20,579 --> 00:23:22,746
Come on, come on!
Give it up!
547
00:23:22,814 --> 00:23:24,031
Yaah!
548
00:23:37,562 --> 00:23:39,997
I would like to start
by just saying
549
00:23:40,065 --> 00:23:41,549
that I have not worked with
550
00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:44,435
Mr. Andy Bernard here
for very long.
551
00:23:44,502 --> 00:23:47,705
But I can say
that he is no Michael Scott.
552
00:23:47,772 --> 00:23:51,141
I can't sit here and tell you
that he's gonna be a success.
553
00:23:51,209 --> 00:23:53,043
Uh, I can't sit here
and tell you
554
00:23:53,111 --> 00:23:54,862
that he's even
the best man for the job.
555
00:23:54,946 --> 00:23:58,232
But I can say this.
556
00:23:58,316 --> 00:23:59,517
He's got potential.
557
00:23:59,584 --> 00:24:02,486
Sure.
558
00:24:02,537 --> 00:24:04,755
You know, I always say,
"go big or go home."
559
00:24:04,823 --> 00:24:06,657
You go with this guy,
560
00:24:06,725 --> 00:24:09,226
you could be making the biggest
mistake of your life.
561
00:24:09,294 --> 00:24:12,863
Or the biggest good decision
of your life.
562
00:24:12,914 --> 00:24:14,632
It's either gonna be
the best thing you ever did,
563
00:24:14,699 --> 00:24:18,636
or the worst thing
you ever did.
564
00:24:18,703 --> 00:24:21,171
If you want some boring,
white bread clock-watcher,
565
00:24:21,239 --> 00:24:22,806
who's gonna get you your paper
566
00:24:22,874 --> 00:24:26,210
when you ordered it
for the agreed-upon price,
567
00:24:26,278 --> 00:24:28,979
Andy's not your guy.
568
00:24:29,047 --> 00:24:32,049
You ever play Russian roulette?
569
00:24:32,117 --> 00:24:35,653
Time to spin
the chamber, Boris...
570
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,188
By signing up for another year.
571
00:24:42,661 --> 00:24:44,411
Uh, what happened to you?
572
00:24:44,496 --> 00:24:45,880
You should see the other guy.
573
00:24:52,137 --> 00:24:54,421
Jim, where is Pam?
574
00:24:54,506 --> 00:24:56,774
Uh, she's still pricing
the whatevers...
575
00:24:56,841 --> 00:24:57,942
The shredders.
576
00:24:58,009 --> 00:24:59,876
But it is already 3:00.
577
00:25:05,517 --> 00:25:06,684
Right.
578
00:25:19,288 --> 00:25:20,338
Whether you're scared of dying
579
00:25:20,422 --> 00:25:22,289
or dying alone
580
00:25:22,341 --> 00:25:24,458
or dying drunk in a ditch,
581
00:25:24,509 --> 00:25:25,526
don't be.
582
00:25:25,594 --> 00:25:27,395
It's going to be okay.
583
00:25:27,462 --> 00:25:28,729
Yeah, I was tripling up.
584
00:25:28,797 --> 00:25:30,631
There's not enough time
in the day
585
00:25:30,699 --> 00:25:32,967
to have a special moment
with everybody.
586
00:25:35,971 --> 00:25:38,322
And you,
why are you still here?
587
00:25:38,390 --> 00:25:40,041
I'm either gonna quit today
588
00:25:40,108 --> 00:25:42,560
or stay to make sure
that Andy's career is destroyed.
589
00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:45,179
No, you are not
going to quit today.
590
00:25:45,247 --> 00:25:46,497
For goodness sake,
591
00:25:46,581 --> 00:25:48,883
this is not going to be
your last day at the office.
592
00:25:48,951 --> 00:25:51,369
Everybody gets dumped, Gabe.
593
00:25:51,453 --> 00:25:53,854
Can I give you
a piece of advice?
594
00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:57,291
A little cover-up
on your Adam's apple
595
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:58,893
will make it appear smaller,
596
00:25:58,961 --> 00:26:01,045
which will make you look less
like a transvestite.
597
00:26:12,941 --> 00:26:14,508
That is cold, sir.
598
00:26:14,559 --> 00:26:15,876
Absolutely cold.
You know what?
599
00:26:15,944 --> 00:26:17,561
It was a complete waste
of my time.
600
00:26:21,783 --> 00:26:23,951
Uh, Deangelo, I'm, uh...
601
00:26:24,019 --> 00:26:26,537
I forgot my bag,
so I'm gonna...
602
00:26:26,621 --> 00:26:29,240
I'll meet you in the car.
Okay, whatever.
603
00:26:29,324 --> 00:26:30,541
Sir.
604
00:26:30,625 --> 00:26:35,129
I'd just like to apologize
for that.
605
00:26:35,196 --> 00:26:37,197
I could tell you that he has
a steel plate in his head,
606
00:26:37,249 --> 00:26:38,933
or that he's crazy,
607
00:26:39,001 --> 00:26:41,869
but the truth is, I think
he's just a terrible salesman.
608
00:26:41,937 --> 00:26:46,407
And I want you to know
that if you re-up with us,
609
00:26:46,475 --> 00:26:49,010
anything you need,
day or night,
610
00:26:49,061 --> 00:26:51,178
I will be the one
to take your call.
611
00:26:53,281 --> 00:26:54,882
Keep talkin'.
612
00:26:57,619 --> 00:26:58,819
Yes.
613
00:26:58,887 --> 00:27:01,155
Okay. All right.
614
00:27:01,222 --> 00:27:02,440
No. Well, thank you.
615
00:27:02,524 --> 00:27:04,191
Thank you. All right.
616
00:27:04,242 --> 00:27:05,326
Take care.
617
00:27:05,393 --> 00:27:07,795
You'll never guess.
We did it.
618
00:27:07,863 --> 00:27:09,080
Hey!
619
00:27:11,666 --> 00:27:15,252
Ohh! All right.
620
00:27:15,337 --> 00:27:16,253
All right.
621
00:27:16,338 --> 00:27:17,621
Good job, boss.
622
00:27:17,706 --> 00:27:18,622
We did it. Yeah.
623
00:27:25,147 --> 00:27:27,598
Okay, everybody, come on.
624
00:27:27,682 --> 00:27:29,350
Conference room, five seconds!
Here we go!
625
00:27:29,418 --> 00:27:31,268
Hurry up!
Let's do this!
626
00:27:34,256 --> 00:27:36,590
Yes.
What is this about?
627
00:27:36,641 --> 00:27:38,109
- What is this meeting about?
- Mm-hmm.
628
00:27:38,193 --> 00:27:39,777
All right.
629
00:27:39,861 --> 00:27:41,862
Well...
630
00:27:41,930 --> 00:27:45,432
Okay. Here we are
in the conference room.
631
00:27:45,484 --> 00:27:46,767
Once again.
632
00:27:46,835 --> 00:27:52,323
And I just wanted
to call you all here together
633
00:27:52,407 --> 00:27:55,326
because I have
something important...
634
00:27:55,410 --> 00:27:56,777
Well, there's two things,
actually.
635
00:27:56,845 --> 00:28:00,047
Okay, first, I would like
a whereabouts on Pam,
636
00:28:00,115 --> 00:28:04,385
and, secondly, Phyllis,
how are those mittens coming?
637
00:28:04,452 --> 00:28:07,555
Because I would actually like to
bring them home and pack them,
638
00:28:07,622 --> 00:28:09,356
and I am leaving
for the day at 4:00.
639
00:28:09,424 --> 00:28:10,674
They're almost done,
640
00:28:10,759 --> 00:28:13,127
but my knuckles are swelling
a little, and I can't--
641
00:28:13,178 --> 00:28:15,229
Well, power through
the arthritis, Phyllis.
642
00:28:15,296 --> 00:28:17,865
You can do it.
643
00:28:17,933 --> 00:28:20,101
Is that it?
644
00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:24,038
Is that it?
645
00:28:33,248 --> 00:28:36,150
No.
646
00:28:36,218 --> 00:28:37,718
No.
647
00:28:37,786 --> 00:28:40,988
There's a special guest
that I would like to invite
648
00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:44,324
to say one last goodbye,
so here he comes.
649
00:28:44,376 --> 00:28:45,559
He's coming right in.
650
00:28:45,627 --> 00:28:48,129
Hi, everybody!
651
00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:51,031
It's ping!
652
00:28:51,099 --> 00:28:52,333
And I'm here to say goodbye
653
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,034
to all you wonderful people.
654
00:28:54,102 --> 00:28:56,637
Thank you, everybody!
655
00:28:56,688 --> 00:28:58,873
You've been so wonderful.
656
00:28:58,940 --> 00:29:01,275
We were such a good--
657
00:29:01,342 --> 00:29:02,710
I "rove" you all.
658
00:29:02,777 --> 00:29:04,195
I "rove" you very much.
659
00:29:04,279 --> 00:29:05,613
Hey, can I talk to you
for a second?
660
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:10,017
Sure.
See you later!
661
00:29:10,085 --> 00:29:11,351
So I've been meaning
to tell you.
662
00:29:11,403 --> 00:29:12,570
I want to take you
out for lunch.
663
00:29:12,654 --> 00:29:13,854
For your last day.
664
00:29:15,073 --> 00:29:16,490
What do you think?
Tomorrow? Lunch?
665
00:29:16,558 --> 00:29:17,491
You and me?
666
00:29:17,542 --> 00:29:20,828
Okay.
667
00:29:20,896 --> 00:29:23,264
You're not leaving tomorrow.
668
00:29:23,331 --> 00:29:25,933
You're leaving today, right?
669
00:29:26,001 --> 00:29:28,252
Maybe.
670
00:29:28,336 --> 00:29:29,737
Wow, so that's it, huh?
671
00:29:29,804 --> 00:29:33,240
Just 4:00
and you are gone for good.
672
00:29:33,308 --> 00:29:35,676
Why am I so sad?
673
00:29:35,727 --> 00:29:37,811
Am I doing the wrong thing?
674
00:29:37,879 --> 00:29:40,981
Absolutely not.
675
00:29:41,049 --> 00:29:43,951
It's just that sometimes
goodbyes are a bitch.
676
00:29:47,923 --> 00:29:52,743
T-shirt idea.
"Goodbyes stink."
677
00:29:52,827 --> 00:29:57,932
Okay. All right.
So...
678
00:29:57,999 --> 00:30:00,668
James Halpert...
679
00:30:04,372 --> 00:30:09,210
You started
with this company...
680
00:30:09,277 --> 00:30:10,844
As a fine young man.
681
00:30:10,912 --> 00:30:13,747
You know what
I think we should do?
682
00:30:13,815 --> 00:30:15,883
I think we should just
save the goodbyes for tomorrow.
683
00:30:15,951 --> 00:30:17,484
At lunch.
684
00:30:17,552 --> 00:30:21,689
Oh. Okay.
685
00:30:21,756 --> 00:30:26,026
And then tomorrow
I can tell you...
686
00:30:27,529 --> 00:30:32,199
What a great boss
you turned out to be.
687
00:30:32,267 --> 00:30:35,669
Best boss I ever had.
688
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,324
Oh, shoot.
689
00:30:40,408 --> 00:30:41,508
That's my cab.
690
00:30:41,576 --> 00:30:43,127
- All right.
- All right.
691
00:30:43,211 --> 00:30:45,279
Listen, Michael, I really--
692
00:30:45,330 --> 00:30:47,014
I did text Pam, but...
693
00:30:47,082 --> 00:30:48,849
I know. It's okay.
694
00:30:48,917 --> 00:30:52,136
Just give her a hug, all right?
695
00:30:52,220 --> 00:30:54,121
I will see you
tomorrow at lunch.
696
00:30:54,172 --> 00:30:56,507
I am looking forward to lunch.
697
00:30:56,591 --> 00:30:59,560
And hearing about
what a great boss I am.
698
00:31:00,962 --> 00:31:04,765
You got it.
699
00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:08,168
Okay.
700
00:31:08,236 --> 00:31:10,871
Okay.
701
00:31:21,316 --> 00:31:22,483
Phyllis.
702
00:31:22,550 --> 00:31:23,951
Mm-hmm.
Oh, they're still not done.
703
00:31:24,002 --> 00:31:26,887
Oh, no, no, no.
Let me see.
704
00:31:26,955 --> 00:31:31,675
Oh, Phyllis.
Nice try.
705
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,328
I love 'em.
706
00:31:57,352 --> 00:31:59,320
See ya tomorrow, boss.
707
00:31:59,371 --> 00:32:01,739
Later, guys.
708
00:32:22,177 --> 00:32:24,978
Well, got almost everybody,
so...
709
00:32:25,046 --> 00:32:27,264
Holly's my family now.
710
00:32:27,349 --> 00:32:29,016
She's my family.
711
00:32:29,067 --> 00:32:31,452
And the babies
that I make with her
712
00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:33,320
will be my children.
713
00:32:33,388 --> 00:32:36,407
The people that you work
with are just,
714
00:32:36,491 --> 00:32:41,829
when you get down to it,
your very best friends.
715
00:32:41,896 --> 00:32:43,897
They say on your deathbed
716
00:32:43,948 --> 00:32:48,118
you never wish you spent
more time at the office,
717
00:32:48,203 --> 00:32:49,436
but I will.
718
00:32:49,504 --> 00:32:53,307
Got to be a lot better
than a deathbed.
719
00:32:53,375 --> 00:32:56,810
I actually
don't understand deathbeds.
720
00:32:56,878 --> 00:33:01,615
I mean, who would buy that?
721
00:33:01,683 --> 00:33:05,969
Well, I guess this is it.
722
00:33:06,054 --> 00:33:09,056
Hey, will you guys let me know
if this ever airs?
723
00:33:09,107 --> 00:33:11,058
Thank you.
724
00:33:11,109 --> 00:33:14,561
All right. Oh.
725
00:33:14,612 --> 00:33:17,781
This is gonna feel so good
726
00:33:17,866 --> 00:33:20,317
getting this thing
off my chest.
727
00:34:03,495 --> 00:34:05,446
No, he wasn't sad.
728
00:34:05,513 --> 00:34:07,781
He was full of hope.
729
00:34:07,849 --> 00:34:09,483
About Colorado.
730
00:34:09,551 --> 00:34:11,452
And he was hoping
to get an upgrade
731
00:34:11,519 --> 00:34:14,855
as an awards member.
732
00:34:14,923 --> 00:34:16,790
And he said
he was just real excited
733
00:34:16,858 --> 00:34:19,693
to get home and see Holly.
734
00:34:39,069 --> 00:34:40,470
Well,
if he's not gonna make it,
735
00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:43,473
at least we should go ahead
and eat the cake.
736
00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:45,825
Yeah.
737
00:34:45,910 --> 00:34:49,178
I, for one, love the corners.
738
00:34:57,388 --> 00:34:58,955
Why did I just do that?
739
00:34:59,006 --> 00:35:00,673
This is not even that good.
740
00:35:00,758 --> 00:35:05,228
I don't even--
I don't even want it.
741
00:35:05,296 --> 00:35:10,500
I had cake for lunch.
742
00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:11,834
No, you know what?
I've been good.
743
00:35:11,902 --> 00:35:13,970
I deserve this.
744
00:35:16,206 --> 00:35:17,506
What am I doing?
745
00:35:17,558 --> 00:35:19,108
Come on, Deangelo.
746
00:35:19,176 --> 00:35:21,377
Hey...
747
00:35:25,649 --> 00:35:27,400
No!
748
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,288
No!
749
00:35:32,689 --> 00:35:35,750
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750
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:38,006
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751
00:35:38,259 --> 00:35:39,821
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