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So, coasting time.
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It's officially over.
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Big changes are coming,
and they're coming fast.
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If you don't like them,
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this is called a door,
you can walk right through it.
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I'm not here to be your friend.
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I like my life outside of this place.
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I live to leave at 5:00.
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Change number one: Darryl.
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Per your request,
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the company is sending you
to business school at night.
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Full ride, deal with it.
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Seriously?
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Stone cold seriously.
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They are trying to figure me out,
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and I don't like it.
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{\*Once they figure me out }Then they start to tell me
what I want to hear.
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And I need to quickly figure out
who's a good worker,
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and who is simply a good mind reader.
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Because as soon as
I'm hearing what I wanna hear,
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I'm not gonna care.
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Change two: Toby.
You're getting a new chair.
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- Nice.
- Don't thank me.
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Hey, don't thank me, guy.
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Okay?
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I don't care if you like it.
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These sound like good ideas,
why wouldn't we like them?
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I don't care
what your favorite flavor is.
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Here's a bowl of ice cream,
you either like it or you don't.
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That's my attitude
right now in this room,
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that's my attitude
on ice cream Thursdays.
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All right?
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Clear?
Any questions?
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This all sounds great to me.
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But I could see how some people
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might think that they're bad.
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I don't know what to think.
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That is a...
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An astute observation, Kevin.
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Kev's got me pegged.
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- Feygnasse Team -
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.:: La Fabrique ::.
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{\pos(270,155)}7x23 : The Inner Circle
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It blows away Vermont in the fall.
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Snap, for real?
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- Good morning, Deangelo.
- Hold on, Pam.
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And if you're really serious,
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you should go in the spring.
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'Cause of the flowers.
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{\pos(120,268)}Because the entire state
smells like earth.
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- Dogwoods, or just the earth?
- Yes, Pam.
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{\pos(120,268)}Well, good morning.
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{\pos(120,268)}I have good news for you.
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{\pos(120,268)}I found your new executive assistant.
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My friend Carla.
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She's got great experience,
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we{\* even} considered
making her Cece's godmother.
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But she had this boyfriend{\* at the time}.
Here's her resume.
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- Put it with the rest.
- Okay.
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Hey, dudes.
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- God, he hates me.
- No, he doesn't.
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{\pos(120,268)}You get so nervous{\* and hyper} around him.
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{\pos(120,268)}I know.
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{\pos(120,268)}Every time there's a silence,
you're brain's, like...
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{\pos(120,268)}It's what he tells you
at your{\* little} inner circle meetings?
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Careful, there is no inner circle.
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{\pos(120,268)}There's an inner circle.
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There is no inner circle.
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{\pos(120,268)}Deangelo just prefers
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{\pos(110,268)}to delegate a few things
to a few guys.
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{\pos(110,268)}Jim only says that
because he's in the inner circle.
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{\pos(120,268)}I also say that,
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because I am also
in the inner circle.
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{\pos(120,268)}Did you get that, ma?
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{\pos(120,268)}Your boy, Kevin Malone,
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{\pos(120,268)}is in the inner circle.
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{\pos(120,268)}Which doesn't exist.
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{\pos(120,268)}There he is.
Got you a coffee.
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{\pos(120,268)}Thank you, that was so kind of you.
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{\pos(100,268)}- Not a coffee guy I take it?
- {\*It's just that }I own the coffee shop.
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{\pos(110,268)}So once you've seen sausage
being made,
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{\pos(120,268)}all you wanna do is make sausage,
it's so much fun.
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{\pos(120,268)}I've got a sixer.
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{\pos(120,268)}"Automatic for the people",
on the jukebox.
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{\pos(110,268)}Let's hit the park after sundown,
come on.
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{\pos(120,268)}Pick up some sausage{\* if you want}.
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I think you'll find
what you're looking for...
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over there.
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{\pos(120,268)}No matter how many times
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{\pos(120,268)}I reach out to Dwight,
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{\pos(110,268)}he doesn't seem
to want anything to do with me.
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{\pos(110,268)}It reminds me
of my relationship with my son.
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{\pos(120,268)}Except there, I'm the Dwight.
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Who's the biggest client{\* in the state}?
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I say we go get 'em,
whatever it takes.
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What do you{\* guys} say?
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- Yes!
- Right?
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Or my other idea,
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50,000 tiny clients.
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I say that we just go for it.
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Is that ball lighter than usual?
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- It's a Chinatown knock-off?
- That's Toys R' Us{\* I think}.
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{\*No, that's d}Definitely a knock-off.
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{\*You can feel t}The center of gravity is off.
Feel that.
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What do you think?
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Yeah, totally.
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Jim, you got ripped off big time.
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Deangelo!
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See{\* what I did there}?
That's what you need to do.
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Add a little English.
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The British are coming.
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Deangelo's open!
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Hey, Ry.
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Your department's killing it, baby.
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My pleasure, my treasure.
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Keep it up.
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The problem with having "it,"
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or, "the X-factor,"
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or whatever it is you wanna call it,
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is that it's impossible
to put into words
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what you're bringing to the table.
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So to{\* make things} simplify for Deangelo,
I just, without lying,
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strongly implied
that I'm Kelly's supervisor.
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It's not{\* even} that much of a stretch.
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She pretty much does whatever I say.
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- What?
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Why should I pretend you are my boss?
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{\*Because w}What would you have done{\* in that situation, Kelly}?
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{\*I'll tell you w}What I would've done for you?
I'd lie for you.
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But you lie all the time.
You lie for no reason.
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You just like to lie.
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I'd die for you too.
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You really would?
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Kelly Kapoor,
{\*if I don't have}without those call logs on my desk,
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we're gonna have to evaluate
your future at the company.
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Sure thing, Mr. Howard.
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Glad he's not my boss.
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You're the best{\*, thank you}.
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You know I have a cousin
who cracked the secret formula
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for a certain popular cola
that I shall not name.
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So I've never had to buy it.
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True story.
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I drink my cousin's.
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Congratulations on your one cousin.
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I have 70.
Each one better than the last.
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You know what?
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Straight up, why don't you like me?
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I'm not a suck-up
like everyone else{\* around} here.
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I do my job well,
so why don't you leave me alone,
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and let me do it.
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Okay?
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What?
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- I'm gonna win you over.
- You're not.
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- I am.
- No.
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This former administrative assistant
misspelled
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"administrative", and "assistant."
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The winner.
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Under "special skills", Mr. Don Finer
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put "juggling."
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What's wrong with juggling, Darryl?
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I'm a big juggler.
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I actually perform
a motivational juggling routine.
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Seriously?
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I'd do it for you here but...
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What would you say this room is?
300 square feet? 320?
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320, just freeballin' it.
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It's a little cramped.
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How many square feet out there?
17-18 hundo?
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I think it's 18 hundo.
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Give or take.
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Sorry, gang.
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Thought my juggling stuff
was in the trunk of my car,
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but it's not.
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Do you think it was stolen?
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I got you covered, boss.
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Used to play with the parabolas
myself.
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Got some extra balls.
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Sorry...
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I never touch
another juggler's instruments.
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We're all here,
I've got the music cued.
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Why don't I do my routine
without the juggling balls.
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Prepare...
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to go into the danger zone.
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- You weren't kidding.
- No, never.
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Can someone please
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throw me a fifth ball?
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If you dare.
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Incoming!
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And we're on.
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Remember, nothing's impossible.
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Where's Phyllis?
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Here.
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Do you believe in me?
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'Cause I believe in you.
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Feel the connection?
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Don't move your head,
please, thank you.
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Big hand for Phyllis.
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That took a lot of guts.
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I'm Deangelo Vickers.
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Thank you so much.
Hope you learned something.
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He didn't drop a single ball.
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Look.
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I'm juggling eggs and bowling balls.
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I'm juggling with one hand.
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No hands.
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What could he{\* possibly} stand to gain
from a fake juggling routine?
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What could he{\* possibly} stand to gain
from a real juggling routine?
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How can you keep defending him?
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He's good at his job,
and I like working for him.
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Of course you do, Jim.
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You're a man.
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Deangelo is a huge sexist.
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I think if he was a sexist
I'd be able to tell.
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I took a crapload
of women's studies courses at Cornell.
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And I wrote my own companion piece
to The Vagina Monologues
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called The Penis Apologies.
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I know a thing or two.
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Then how about I'm the head
of the accounting department,
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but he only ever talks to Kevin.
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What about Pam and Kelly?
Also department heads.
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Has he ever met with you
or even asked you to do anything?
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How could I not see it?
You're so right.
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Why don't you talk to him{\* about it}?
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And say what?
Hey, are you shy or just a sexist?
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{\*Why don't you just t}Tell him how his actions
are being perceived
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by the women in this office.
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And if he doesn't listen
then he can kiss his penis goodbye.
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Am I right, girls?
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{\pub}Do you have a second?
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I got tons of time,
this job's a joke.
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So what's up?
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Really, it's nothing.
I was just talking to Angela.
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And she was...
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Saw Jim come in, are we meeting?
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Sure, let's make it a meeting.
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If it's all right,
can I {\*just }have{\*, like,} one minute{\*alone}, {\*just}to go over...
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What's the big secret?
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Why are you even whispering?
Come on, it's the guys.
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I know, just the guys.
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Well, maybe that's
part of the problem, I think.
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So what happened was
I was talking to {\*some of}the department heads.
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Some of the female department heads.
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- Right?
- Hot.
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Maybe there's a vibe out there
with certain members of the office
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that you are...
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a little sexist, or...
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- Damn!
- Wait.
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Are you serious?
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Who feels this way?
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- Like, nobody, it was...
- Was it Pam?
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That sounds like Pam.
You know how she gets.
252
00:11:34,691 --> 00:11:37,633
Deangelo, she can get really bitchy.
253
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Hold on.
254
00:11:41,102 --> 00:11:42,844
Doesn't matter who, okay?
255
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I'm {\*just }happy
{\*that}Jim brought it to my attention.
256
00:11:45,348 --> 00:11:47,649
Because honestly, I had no idea.
257
00:11:48,184 --> 00:11:49,751
- That's awesome.
- Thank you.
258
00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:52,249
Mom, Ryan's taking us out
to dinner tonight.
259
00:11:52,925 --> 00:11:55,727
He's not gonna stand us up
like he did last time.
260
00:11:55,852 --> 00:11:57,514
He won't ever stand us up again.
261
00:11:57,639 --> 00:11:59,888
So I am
the new customer service supervisor.
262
00:12:00,013 --> 00:12:01,393
When Deangelo's around.
263
00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:06,119
And I'm also
a very dutiful boyfriend when...
264
00:12:06,244 --> 00:12:07,953
- All the time.
- All the time.
265
00:12:09,047 --> 00:12:11,208
Erin, do you mind
running down to the lobby
266
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,128
and bringing up
my brand-new executive assistant?
267
00:12:14,294 --> 00:12:16,172
- Absolutely.
- Who'd you end up hiring?
268
00:12:16,338 --> 00:12:17,548
I'm glad you asked{\*, Jim}.
269
00:12:18,548 --> 00:12:21,760
Because apparently there's a rumor
running around here that I'm a sexist.
270
00:12:22,936 --> 00:12:25,114
I can't work here effectively
271
00:12:25,239 --> 00:12:27,299
if you guys think
I'm something that I'm not.
272
00:12:27,424 --> 00:12:28,684
I'm not a sexist.
273
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,228
Raise your hand if you have a vagina.
274
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Raise your hand
if someone you love has a vagina.
275
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{\*Just }About everyone.
276
00:12:48,657 --> 00:12:50,080
What about Deangelo's hand?
277
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,460
He's got 'em both up.
278
00:12:59,673 --> 00:13:01,381
So it bothers me...
279
00:13:01,506 --> 00:13:06,194
when I hear that there's gossip {\*around}here
that I treat women lesser than men.
280
00:13:08,139 --> 00:13:11,451
Frankly, we all look a little ridiculous
when that happens.
281
00:13:11,936 --> 00:13:13,670
I'm not a feminist,
282
00:13:13,795 --> 00:13:18,400
but I think the men in this office
are being given chances that we{\* the women} aren't.
283
00:13:18,858 --> 00:13:20,569
Dwight.
What's your take?
284
00:13:21,444 --> 00:13:23,859
What's the argument here?
NBA, WNBA.
285
00:13:23,984 --> 00:13:25,827
One is a sport, one is a joke.
286
00:13:25,952 --> 00:13:27,853
I love sports, I love jokes.
287
00:13:28,295 --> 00:13:29,286
Room for all.
288
00:13:29,452 --> 00:13:30,704
Man, your smart.
289
00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:35,455
Welcome.
290
00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:39,889
Everyone. I'd like you
to please welcome Jordan Garfield.
291
00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:42,564
This is everyone.
292
00:13:43,049 --> 00:13:45,356
So Jordan, where did you work before?
293
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,304
A law office?
294
00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:48,670
No, Anthropologie.
295
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:52,073
"We don't have this and that size."
Pretty lame.
296
00:13:52,559 --> 00:13:54,687
Lame?
You worked at Anthropologie?
297
00:13:55,478 --> 00:13:57,523
That's{\*, like,} my dream job.
How did you {\*even }get that job?
298
00:13:58,077 --> 00:14:00,093
You chose this job over that job?
299
00:14:00,218 --> 00:14:02,744
Back to work, Kelly.
We have a lot to get done today.
300
00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:06,991
Is this your first office job then?
301
00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:11,370
No corporate experience whatsoever.
302
00:14:11,536 --> 00:14:13,878
I didn't want anyone
with any bad habits.
303
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:18,919
You coming?
304
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,717
Did he text us?
305
00:14:27,945 --> 00:14:29,430
{\*Jim, }What are you doing?
Get in there.
306
00:14:29,596 --> 00:14:31,932
{\*This is not the}No time to take a stand,
at least he likes one of us.
307
00:14:32,098 --> 00:14:33,196
He didn't text me.
308
00:14:34,387 --> 00:14:35,269
I'm in.
309
00:14:35,576 --> 00:14:37,021
Andy, what are you doing?
310
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,958
I'm going in
to the belly of the beast.
311
00:14:41,404 --> 00:14:44,154
I'm gonna infiltrate
and change from within.
312
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,619
What's up, man cave!
313
00:14:51,084 --> 00:14:52,134
Just go in.
314
00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:54,497
Just go in,
he probably{\* just} forgot to text you.
315
00:14:54,663 --> 00:14:56,846
Internally for office use.
316
00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,799
Where do we get our paper from?
317
00:14:59,924 --> 00:15:01,174
Do we go and...
318
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:05,013
Don't worry,
the first day's always the hardest.
319
00:15:11,714 --> 00:15:12,723
Can I help you?
320
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:42,044
He kicked you
out of the inner circle.
321
00:15:42,210 --> 00:15:43,886
No, there is no inner circle.
322
00:15:48,216 --> 00:15:50,261
{\pub}Deangelo wanted me to ask you
if {\*there's anything }I could help you{\* with}?
323
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:51,426
Really?
324
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,430
Anything?
325
00:15:53,712 --> 00:15:55,266
Do you need anything?
326
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,108
Tell your whore to leave me alone!
327
00:16:01,646 --> 00:16:05,457
I do not wanna waste your time,
so I will keep this brief!
328
00:16:05,734 --> 00:16:08,237
Now, word on the street
is mercy hospital.
329
00:16:08,522 --> 00:16:09,655
Back on the market.
330
00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:12,408
Deangelo would like you to put together
a sales pitch for next week.
331
00:16:12,574 --> 00:16:14,627
Deangelo has also recently learned
332
00:16:14,752 --> 00:16:16,602
about the Barnacle Project,
333
00:16:17,203 --> 00:16:19,999
which is a non-profit organization
based in Mystic, Connecticut,
334
00:16:20,165 --> 00:16:22,793
that assists in the
scraping of barnacles...
335
00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:24,195
So this is my life.
336
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,098
Until I win the lottery.
337
00:16:28,973 --> 00:16:31,844
Or Pam finally writes
that series of young adult books.
338
00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:34,403
So one afternoon
while walking home from school,
339
00:16:34,528 --> 00:16:38,340
quirky tenth grader Becky Walters
finds a wounded Pegasus in the woods.
340
00:16:39,046 --> 00:16:42,388
And she becomes "The horse flyer".
341
00:16:44,354 --> 00:16:47,067
Kelly, that's the last time
I'll{\*m gonna } talk to you about your paycheck.
342
00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:49,096
We pay you a fair salary here.
343
00:16:49,444 --> 00:16:51,787
{\*and }If you're only here for the money,
{\*maybe }you shouldn't be here{\* at all}.
344
00:16:51,912 --> 00:16:53,407
No one likes a money-grubber.
345
00:16:54,982 --> 00:16:56,273
I'm sorry, Mr. Howard.
346
00:16:56,398 --> 00:16:59,215
I apologize for grubbing for money...
347
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:00,929
I can't do this.
348
00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,686
I'm sorry, I just can't do it.
349
00:17:02,811 --> 00:17:04,710
Deangelo, Ryan is not my boss.
350
00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:07,163
Frankly, he hasn't had
a real job here in years.
351
00:17:08,662 --> 00:17:10,382
That's hilarious, Kelly.
352
00:17:10,548 --> 00:17:13,442
No, he's just a big fraud, Deangelo.
He's like Rango.
353
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,194
He doesn't work here, basically,
354
00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:17,563
just like the way
Rango didn't save those animals.
355
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,308
It was {\*just }a big misunderstanding.
356
00:17:20,562 --> 00:17:21,894
Is this true, Ryan?
357
00:17:22,631 --> 00:17:23,896
I did not see Rango.
358
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,565
I don't have time
for this "he said, she said".
359
00:17:26,731 --> 00:17:28,984
- He's not saying anything!
- It's too murky.
360
00:17:30,151 --> 00:17:31,151
I like Ryan,
361
00:17:31,861 --> 00:17:33,572
you seem kind of hysterical to me.
362
00:17:34,088 --> 00:17:36,867
Ryan's your supervisor.
Let's just leave it that way.
363
00:17:37,033 --> 00:17:39,537
But it's not fair, I've been
working here for such a long...
364
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,414
Close call.
365
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:43,916
Why don't you {\*just }finish this up
366
00:17:44,082 --> 00:17:46,961
and leave it on my desk
and I will see you{\* at your place} around 2:00 A.M.
367
00:17:57,849 --> 00:17:59,154
Angry dunk.
368
00:18:00,432 --> 00:18:04,709
It sounds like you {\*guys }are having{\*a lot of} fun,
but it's {\*really }loud and {\*some of us }we're trying to work.
369
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,850
{\*Do you think }You could do it
a little more quietly?
370
00:18:06,975 --> 00:18:09,601
Well,{\* that's gonna} it'll be tough
because we're getting a dunking clinic
371
00:18:09,726 --> 00:18:11,442
from magic Jordan himself.
372
00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:13,751
You mean Michael Jordan?
373
00:18:16,464 --> 00:18:17,658
Total brain-burp.
374
00:18:17,824 --> 00:18:18,823
I'm no MJ.
375
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:23,600
I can do his dunk,
from the free-throw line though.
376
00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:26,313
Damn!
377
00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:28,895
Mad respect from a brother!
378
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,802
The man is paying me to take Chinese.
379
00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:32,788
I will say what I need to say.
380
00:18:32,913 --> 00:18:35,602
And soon, I will say it in Chinese.
381
00:18:36,926 --> 00:18:38,512
Well, it's just really loud.
382
00:18:40,173 --> 00:18:42,400
We'll keep that in mind.
All right, ladies.
383
00:18:42,525 --> 00:18:43,987
Back to the game.
Do it!
384
00:18:44,642 --> 00:18:45,642
And Jim.
385
00:18:46,561 --> 00:18:47,438
Come on in.
386
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:49,482
You're back in.
387
00:18:51,762 --> 00:18:54,925
You know what? Instead of a game,
why don't we do an exhibition?
388
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,655
Love to see that dunk of yours.
389
00:18:57,597 --> 00:18:58,866
We'll set that up one day.
390
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:01,744
Today. Now, maybe.
'Cause we have a hoop downstairs.
391
00:19:02,346 --> 00:19:04,497
And a real ball,
so you don't have to mime it.
392
00:19:05,955 --> 00:19:07,416
I don't know.
393
00:19:07,582 --> 00:19:08,927
Why not?
394
00:19:09,052 --> 00:19:10,237
Only because...
395
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,297
no one has called NASA
to request a lift-off.
396
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,551
Let's go downstairs.
Let's do it.
397
00:19:17,717 --> 00:19:18,988
Pass.
398
00:19:19,113 --> 00:19:22,306
If I wanted to see a pissing contest,
I'd lock Mose in the chicken Coop.
399
00:19:22,472 --> 00:19:24,016
Damn it, Dwight, enough!
400
00:19:24,594 --> 00:19:28,573
Get your ass downstairs,
or find a new place to sell paper!
401
00:19:31,886 --> 00:19:33,150
A little about me.
402
00:19:35,577 --> 00:19:37,483
I respond to strong leadership.
403
00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:39,782
{\*All right,}There you go.
404
00:19:39,948 --> 00:19:41,951
Seems {\*a little }close.
{\*You're sure }That's the real foul line?
405
00:19:42,117 --> 00:19:45,204
15 feet from the baseline.
So you need me to move it in?
406
00:19:45,370 --> 00:19:46,330
That's 15.
407
00:19:48,456 --> 00:19:50,960
And you know what,
to make it interesting,
408
00:19:51,126 --> 00:19:52,795
{\*why don't you }sit underneath the basket.
409
00:19:52,961 --> 00:19:54,386
- Seriously?
- Come on.
410
00:19:54,511 --> 00:19:56,340
I'll dunk over you,
best seat in the house.
411
00:19:56,506 --> 00:19:57,716
{\*I don't think }I can't do that.
412
00:19:57,882 --> 00:19:59,552
I'm holding your jewelry.
413
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:02,471
Fair enough.
Kevin, you do it.
414
00:20:04,849 --> 00:20:05,850
Here?
415
00:20:06,389 --> 00:20:08,143
Someone wanna sit in Kevin's lap?
416
00:20:10,854 --> 00:20:12,895
This is for you, to show you
{\*that }anything is possible.
417
00:20:13,189 --> 00:20:14,859
- Fantastic.
- All right?
418
00:20:15,138 --> 00:20:16,706
This is also for the troops.
419
00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:26,662
Doctor is in!
420
00:20:40,691 --> 00:20:41,692
Now what?
421
00:20:48,805 --> 00:20:49,841
{\pub}Tablab.
422
00:20:50,112 --> 00:20:51,193
Are you all right?
423
00:20:52,854 --> 00:20:54,982
Erin, would you call 911 please?
424
00:20:55,148 --> 00:20:56,400
Who should I annonce{\*say is calling}?
425
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:57,485
Erin.
426
00:20:57,651 --> 00:21:00,976
Chea three thead twa to bar.
427
00:21:01,653 --> 00:21:02,490
Scoince?
428
00:21:03,205 --> 00:21:05,115
Paunch and loud.
429
00:21:05,782 --> 00:21:09,932
Paunch says to barter
how's gonna tha.
430
00:21:10,057 --> 00:21:12,862
Barte sayce four tha pa.
431
00:21:13,221 --> 00:21:15,586
Everybody tine, everybody tha.
432
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,282
Everybody tha.
433
00:21:19,339 --> 00:21:20,622
Dra tweb.
434
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,339
Dra sweb.
435
00:21:23,464 --> 00:21:24,938
Treasure, I get it.
436
00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:28,221
We're gonna work on treasure.