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For God's sake.
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"Planking" is a very stupid
and dangerous trend.
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Basically you lie like a plank
in weird places.
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That's it.
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{\pos(192,240)}Sometimes you get run over.
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{\pos(192,240)}Welcome to the Internet.
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{\pos(192,240)}Planking
is one of those things where...
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{\pos(192,240)}you either get it or you don't.
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{\pos(192,240)}And I don't.
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{\pos(192,240)}But I am so excited
to be a part of it.
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- After you, my good sir.
- I insist.
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The search committee finally decided
after a lot of deliberation
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on Robert California
for the manager position.
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Who took one look around
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and left.
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He drove down to Florida
and convinced Jo
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to make him CEO.
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CEO...
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Her own job.
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He talked her out of her own job,
{\*and }I don't {\*really }know how someone does that.
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But, anyway,
then the position was his to fill
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and he chose...
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It's unbelievable.
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True, I may have been
the second choice,
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but I was the first choice's
first choice.
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About Dwight, I sensed
he might have some resentment
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about not getting the job.
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So I sat him down to talk.
And I told him:
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"I need a really strong number two.
I want you to be my enforcer."
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- Smart, right?
- Very smart.
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- This has got to stop.
- I can't get down.
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At first I was really disappointed.
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But I've got a great
daily routine going right now.
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I've upped my karate
to eight times a week.
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Added boxing, lunches and weekend,
kickboxing three times a week,
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krav maga four times,
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an hour of meditation
every morning at sunrise,
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and again at sunset.
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So yeah...
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I'm doing great.
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Gonna need some help.
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I don't think I should.
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Yeah, pregnant.
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Right here.
Little Michael Scott.
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I told you I don't like that joke.
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It is a boy, we found out early.
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Much different
the second time around.
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And I have to say, it is nice
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not being the only
pregnant woman in the office.
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Look!
It's little pregs and big pregs.
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When did we start{\* calling}...
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Isn't it amazing,
the difference in our sizes?
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I am a few months ahead of you.
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I'm having a child
with my husband the senator,
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and Pam is having a child with Jim...
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The great salesman.
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Hoist him aloft!
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- Come on, Darryl! Lift!
- I'm lifting.
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I wanted the manager job,
but I got something much better.
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This soda.
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This is mine.
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It might be easier
if you take a deep breath,
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lift from the knees,
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and shove it up your butt.
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I came up
with a new thing this summer.
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I act like I'm telling someone
how to do something.
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I go on with a long description
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and then I say,
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"and shove it up your butt!"
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It's stupid, but it's my thing now.
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No one should be planking at all.
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Dwight, my enforcer, my number two,
can you take care of this?
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Say no more.
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Kids, don't try planking.
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It's dangerous.
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Especially with me around.
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- Feygnasse Team -
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.:: La Fabrique ::.
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{\pos(261,220)}JoJo - NaNael - BrJk
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{\pos(215,230)}Collioure
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{\pos(246,230)}yomoy - Vince27
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{\pos(265,230)}The Ni.Knight
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{\pos(270,155)}8x01: The List
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{\pub}Watching that commercial again?
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{\a1}Why do you keep watching it
if {\*you know }it's gonna make you cry?
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{\a1}Cause everything makes me cry,
so what's the difference?
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And this dog,
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he just wants to protect his bone.
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He's got a bank vault,
that's a start.
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{\a1}- Not enough, though.
- All right.
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{\a1}The new CEO works out
of conference room {\*about }half the time.
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{\a1}But whenever he takes a break,
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{\a1}he does {\*these }weird walks in the office.
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{\a1}You never know
who he's going to zero in on
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{\a1}for these really intense small talks.
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You just hope it's not you.
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{\a1}And yet you hope it is you too.
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{\a1}It's strange.
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Here we go.
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{\a1}Robert California.
Let's have a conversation.
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Describe your day so far.
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Well, I woke up, and...
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{\*When you recount your day, }Never say you woke up,
it's a waste of your time.
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That's how every day has begun
for everyone since the dawn of man.
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{\pos(120,268)}Very smart.
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{\pos(120,268)}Very smart.
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{\pos(120,268)}Suddenly...
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{\pos(120,268)}I was awake.
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And I have a new thing...
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{\a1}We have that 9:30 a.m.
casual chitchat scheduled.
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I emailed you about it
last night to confirm.
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And again this morning.
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{\a1}First item{\* on the agenda}...
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{\a1}Can I get everyone
a {\*extra }long Columbus day weekend?
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{\a1}Item number two:
Connect with the guy.
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{\a1}Robert California...
What does he think of me?
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{\a1}Don't know.
Super care.
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{\a1}Number three, time permitting,
we lost our biggest client.
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Can I call you right back?
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Thank you very much.
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What is this?
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The Friday before Columbus day...
Thoughts?
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- What are your thoughts?
- Just making chitchat.
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Kind of a medium year
for women's soccer, no?
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What are you looking at?
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It's nothing.
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- Can't be nothing.
- Yeah, it can't{\* be nothing}.
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It's just a list of our names
split into two columns.
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What?
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Just wait one second, all right?
I will copy it.
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Do you have a pen?
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I'll take a photo of it.
Dwight, can you throw me my phone?
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Nice catch.
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If he comes out, distract him.
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We need a warning signal.
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- We don't need it{\*a warning signal}, I can see him{\* right there}.
- We do!
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- I promise you, we don't need...
- Warning! Warning!
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You okay?
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Here, watch your neck.
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You okay?
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Thanks, guys.
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What side of the list am I on?
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Left.
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Why are you...
How do you know...
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Really great list of names, guys.
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Thank you so much.
Good work.
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No, actually,
that was in Robert's notebook.
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He left it at reception,
we photocopied it.
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I don't want any part of this.
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Maybe it's a list
of people he's going to fire.
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Okay, it's not that, Pam.
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I was thinking it reminds me
of those lists Dwight used to make.
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This is if we were on a cruise ship
and had to divide into lifeboats.
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This is if we were on a cruise ship
and had to divide into life rafts.
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Here's something.
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Who would eat who
in an Alive situation.
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No. That can't be it.
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I got to say, kind of seems like
the left side's the side to be on.
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Me, Jim, Dwight, Darryl.
No offense, Pam.
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- I don't think so.
- Excuse me?
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Come on.
Don't be such a right-sider.
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- Did you figure it out?
- We couldn't crack it.
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Go in there and just ask
the man what it means.
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He'll know that we looked
at his private notebook.
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Come on, just say
you saw the list by accident.
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I'm already working
on this Columbus day thing{\* for you guys}.
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And it's starting to stack up.
Feels like a lot, one thing at a time.
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That's all you had to do today,
is ask about Columbus day?
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Yes, for God's sake, Andy, come in.
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What's up?
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Weird thing...
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Totally awkward.
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But you left your notebook
on the reception desk...
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Great.
Thank you.
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And...
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It was open...
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And people saw this,
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they're just kind of going nuts,
and like...
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wondering what it is.
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It's a photocopy from your notebook.
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You read my notebook,
and photocopied it, and distributed it.
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They did,
and they asked me to ask about it.
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Please.
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Here's what it is.
It's a doodle.
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What?
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Some people doodle at work
when they let their mind run.
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They draw houses, penises...
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Funny how the houses
are always colonials,
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and the penises always circumcised,
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don't you think?
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I doodle too, but I'm not an artist,
so I draw words and lists.
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That is...
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fascinating.
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And by the way, I am so glad I asked.
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People were just sort of...
Did you just move my name?
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Might as well have been
sketching a cube.
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{\pub}Robert's in the.
Everybody think, quick.
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- What do these groups have in common?
- Maybe {\*we're supposed to }do it with people in our group.
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- That's not it.
- People in the other group?
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Still wrong.
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{\pos(192,240)}You do puzzles all day.
What do we got?
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{\pos(192,240)}{\*You }Take the first letter from each name,
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{\pos(192,240)}assign it a number, add 'em all up,
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{\pos(192,240)}and shove it up your butt!
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{\pos(192,240)}Thank you.
A little much-needed comic relief.
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But we really need
to figure this out.
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I know!
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It's alphabetical.
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No, it's not.
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Here's how we find out.
Let's line up and compare the line,
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see if we learn anything.
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Left-siders over here.
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Right-siders, {\* line up }over here.
Face each other.
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Match up by height
and relative weight.
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Let's just size each other up here,
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and left side of the list...
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- Attack!
- Wait{\*, wait, wait}.
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Will you stop?
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Dwight! Go for it!
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What are you doing?
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Warning! Warning!
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I'd like to invite
the following people
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to join me for lunch.
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That's great!
Let's do this!
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All right.
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I will see you in a bit.
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I love you so much.
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It's nothing, all right?
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Text you when we get there
and let you know what's going on.
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No dog video.
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See you guys.
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We should all be really excited
about our...
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very own pizza party.
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Pizza party!
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Jim, your daughter Cecilia...
What does she think of the street?
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- The street?
- Sesame Street.
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I didn't know anybody called...
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She likes it a lot.
She loves Elmo.
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Elmo. God save us...
The Elmo era.
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Sesame Street was created
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to reflect
the environment of the children{\* watching it}.
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The complete self-absorption of Elmo
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is brilliantly reflective
of our time.
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Ours is a cultural ghetto.
Wouldn't you agree?
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She does like Elmo.
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"Cultural ghetto"?
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Totally{\*, totally} agree.
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Completely.
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Apt analysis, Robert.
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The thing that I like about Elmo
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is the tickling.
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I should not be here.
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I'm in the...
I was in the wrong...
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I'm sorry.
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Just picture me back there.
I was never here.
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- Great group! Pizza party!
- How is this a pizza party?
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Why don't you ask me again
when the five pizzas get here?
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That's just pizza.
You need {\*at least one}an other element {\*for it }to be a party.
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- You {\*guys }ever had Margarita pizza?
- What's that?
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Fresh tomato,
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with a dollop of mozzarella cheese.
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- That's pizza.
- That's regular pizza.
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{\*You know, }I feel comfortable enough now
to ask you this question.
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What made you pick this group?
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I just think you guys are winners,
and I wanted to have lunch with you.
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What about the other guys?
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- Losers?
- Come on.
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Come on, come on.
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{\*I guess }I think they're losers.
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I knew it.
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Probably shouldn't have said that.
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Their interpretation
of Margarita pizza.
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Fans of classic pizza
will be psyched.
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Text from Jim.
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"This is getting very weird.
Will explain later."
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- Text from Kevin.
- "Suck it, losers."
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{\pub}Now it's the point
at clearing the obvious,
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but doesn't the fact
that I'm in this group
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make anyone feel {\*just }a little bit better?
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This crust is sharp!
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{\pos(192,240)}I used to be young and cute
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{\pos(192,240)}and sort of funny, and...
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{\pos(192,240)}I could do those cute,
little cartoons.
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{\pos(192,240)}And everyone who came through here
was like:
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{\pos(192,240)}"Who's that receptionist?
I like her."
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Now I'm just a fat mom.
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And you take one look at me
and you're like: "oh, loser".
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Come here.
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Chins up.
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Bad joke.
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Look around this room.
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Does this look like
a group of losers?{\* Seriously.}
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{\*Hey, guys, }We had so much fun.
We had Margarita pizza.
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We {\*all }hung out and got
to know each other better.
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How was yours{\* lunch}?
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- It was excellent.
- Good times.
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- Yeah?
- We did.
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It was the best time.
And you know what?
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Now It's over.
Back to work everyone.
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You too, Andy.
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I knew it.
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I just knew, my whole life,
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that everyone was wrong about me...
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My parents, my teachers,
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my friends, the doctors...
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everyone.
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{\*Well, }That was certainly an odd lunch.
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Is everything all right?
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{\*Yeah, }I'm fine.
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- {\*Just... }Just {\*take the...}take the casserole out{\* of the}...
- Loser.
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{\*Take it out }of the {\*refrigerator}fridge and put it in the oven.
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{\*Uh, }It'll be fine.
Just leave it in for 20 minutes.
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- Loser.
- Losers.
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When I was a salesman, I could be like,
"not my job, not my prob.
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"I'm going to the warehouse
to Polish my knob."
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Metaphorically, of course.
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But now...
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It is my job, and my prob.
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Can you come out here please?
It's really important.
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Just want{\*ed} to clarify something.
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Some people{\* here}
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are under the misconception
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that some people
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may be considered,
let's say top-tier,
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and others would be...
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- Second-tier.
- I never said that.
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Thank you. Great.
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I said "winners" and "losers."
Is that what you're talking about?
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That might...
that actually might be...
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What I'm thinking of.
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- Can you clarify that?
- Let me tell you some things
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I find productive.
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Positive reinforcement,
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negative reinforcement,
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honesty.
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I'll tell you some things
I find unproductive.
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Constantly worrying
about where you stand
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based on inscrutable social clues,
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and then inevitably reframing it all
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in a reassuring way
so that you can {\*get to }sleep at night.
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No, I do not believe in that at all.
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If I invited you to lunch,
I think you're a winner.
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If I didn't, I don't.
But I just met you all.
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Life is long.
Opinions change.
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Winners, prove me right.
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Losers, prove me wrong.
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Well, I guess that's that.
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- {\*Andy, }Don't go in there!
- I'm going in there.
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I know that every time I talk to you,
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things just seem to get worse.
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But, you don't know
these people and I do.
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And if I let you work
with faulty information,
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well then I'm not doing my job
as regional manager.
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So...
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Please take this pen
and change your list.
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I'm not going to change my list,{\* Andy,}
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and I don't use ballpoint pens.
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Well, then I will make
a new list for you.
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You may think he's a lazy grump,
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but did you know that he has
the most consistently high
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sales numbers of anyone {\*in this office}here?
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You may think he's hard to love,
but did you know
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that he's in, not one, but two
long-term romantic relationships?
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I did not know
about the sales figures.
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00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:15,338
Meredith Palmer,
supplier relations...
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The word "no,"
not even in her vocabulary.
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{\*And just }To show you that I'm being fair,
you had Gabe
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in the loser column.
I think that is...
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Astute.
Good call.
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Easily the most creative
and kind person
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I have ever worked with.
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Shut the door.
This is {\*just }gross.
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The receptionist
and my closest confidante...
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a winner if there ever was one.
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I like my new group.
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I liked my old group.
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- Are we done?
- Yes. No.
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The Friday before Columbus day
we'll{\*'re going to} take a half-day
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so that everyone can get a jump
on the long weekend.
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You want a 3 1/2 day weekend
for Columbus day.
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Yes, I do.
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And you are aware
that Columbus and his legions
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committed genocide against
an entire civilization
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of native Americans.
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00:20:10,441 --> 00:20:12,038
I don't care.
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00:20:22,499 --> 00:20:23,516
Hey, guys!
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So Columbus day...
We got that half-day on Friday.
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We get that every year.
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You got it this year too.
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- Good night, Andy.
- Good night.
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Good night, Andy.
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- Good night.
- Good night.
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00:20:57,443 --> 00:20:59,719
I'm going to go warm up the car.
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00:21:02,482 --> 00:21:03,806
You dropped something!
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{\pos(192,210)}Okay, I know I've been crying
easily today, but...
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00:21:12,036 --> 00:21:14,657
{\pos(192,210)}that's just pretty killer, right?
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{\pos(192,210)}I mean, maybe it's stupid.
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{\pos(192,210)}It's wonderful.
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{\pos(192,210)}I'm gonna frame it.
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{\pos(192,210)}I can always unframe.