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Back orders and you
never call them.
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- Can you believe this?
- There's a dog in the car.
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You can't leave a dog
in a parked car!
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Snowboarder, it figures.
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Dude, snowboarders
ain't animals?
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I bet this guy didn't leave
his weed in the car.
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Okay, we have to do something
because this is incredibly dangerous.
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Oscar, is not that hard out.
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A car parked in the sun
is like a toast oven.
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Well, we don't know how long
the driver's been gone and
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it's not in direct sun light.
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So what, Andy?
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You wanna just let him die,
you scumbag?
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Here, I'm gonna get in my car.
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When I start dying,
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I will honk the horn
three times.
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That means save the dog.
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Okay, you know what?
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I'm gonna give him
something to drink.
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Come here, doggy.
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Come on.
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Dwight, at least aim it.
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There you go.
Here, doggy.
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You're not even trying.
Come here, doggy, come on.
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We're losing cloud cover.
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Oh, don't try to get in
on it now, Michael Vick.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Vick did his time.
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This guy's been gone
long enough.
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He's lost his right
to a window.
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Get back, buddy.
Get back.
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Oscar, what are you--
What-- No, hey!
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All right.
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Yeah!
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Nice job, Oscar.
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And one for good measure.
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Oh!
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Yeah!
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So, uh-- Who's gonna
take the dog?
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Why would we take the dog?
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What if he jumps out
the window and runs away?
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Jim, he's not gonna start--
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Shh, stay, stay.
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Nein. Sit.
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Good.
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Oscar, what do you wanna do?
This is kinda your deal.
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You want a dog?
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There we go.
That should do it.
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- Yeah, it's good.
- It'll work.
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Nice job.
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- Bye, poochie.
- Bye.
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Woof, woof.
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What's that come to?
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Like, what did they each win?
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Oh man, it's gotta be...
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Over $100,000.
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Yeah, before taxes.
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That's still a lot of money.
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The warehouse crew won
the lottery yesterday.
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$950,000.
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And then they quit.
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And, no one else can focus.
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This is it.
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This is all on my shoulders.
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I'm the one who has to tell
everyone to get back to work.
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I'm the one
who has to tell Darryl to hire
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a new warehouse crew.
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I'm the one who has to say
those things.
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Hello?
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Justine.
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Nice surprise.
How you doing, baby?
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No, no, no.
I didn't win.
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When I got promoted,
I stopped--
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What?
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Yeah, yeah.
Glen won.
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Oh, you wanna call him?
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Yeah, you should call him.
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Congratulate him.
That would be--
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What?
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Oh, this number
is in your old phone.
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Oh, you know what?
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I might have it right--
Whoops.
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When I worked in the warehouse,
I was part of that lotto pool.
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They won...
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Playing my birthday.
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What really interests me is
the group dynamic of six people
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winning the lottery.
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This will not end well, right?
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Yeah.
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We're looking at
at least one suicide
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- and one weird sex thing.
- At least.
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I don't even know what
I'd do with all that money.
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I know what you'd do
with all that money.
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"Hey, Pam.
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Let's buy
expensive bathrobes and hug."
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No, I'd probably buy
a big piece of land in Maine,
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build a house, work in town.
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Somewhere I could
bike to or kayak to.
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And either bike to my job
at the kayak shop
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or kayak to my job
at the bike shop.
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And then on the weekends,
would you hackysack
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back to reality and spend time
with your wife and kids?
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Whoa, saucy.
I thought you liked Maine.
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I think we should get
a townhouse in Soho.
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Soho's mostly lofts, but okay.
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And then, every morning,
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I'd walk out onto my terrace,
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and I would breathe
in the inspiration of the city.
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You know, and just gather
ideas for my painting.
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Oh, God.
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And then my handsome husband--
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Which, ideally, would be me.
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Would bring me
a flavored coffee.
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Stop. I'm a barista
in your fantasy?
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Well, in your fantasy,
we're Stephen King characters.
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I don't know
about Stephen King.
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Get a divorce. Get a divorce.
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I think I would keep working.
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And for my salary,
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I guess I would take, like,
a dollar a year.
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Obviously, I wouldn't come
in till noon.
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And I wouldn't do anything
I didn't wanna do.
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I mean, I'm getting paid
a dollar a year, okay?
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You can chill.
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Are you kidding me?
Guys?
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If I have to ask you to
get back to work one more time,
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I'm gonna change my tone.
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To down here, like Mr. T.
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And this would get
seriously annoying.
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I feel sympathy for the jerks
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who have to listen
to this all day.
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Darryl.
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How we doing on
the new warehouse guys?
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I don't know.
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What--
Wh-Wh-
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Do we have new guys?
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No.
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Are they on their way over?
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I haven't hired anyone.
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What?
No warehouse guys?
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I have an important order
that has to go out by five.
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I emailed you about it.
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I'm not checking email
until lunch.
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4-hour work week.
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- This is kind
of time-sensitive.
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I got it.
I'm doing it.
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Andy, this is
a seriously big order.
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I can't lose this client.
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All right, well,
until we have a new crew,
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let's get some volunteers
for warehouse duty.
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Who's in?
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As long as you guys
don't need me up here.
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I think we'll be fine.
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Really?
Nobody's gonna help her?
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Is chivalry dead?
Are you volunteering?
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Of course...I would.
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But my hip--
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I would kill to be at 100%.
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Jim, how about you?
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Uh, yeah--
I mean,
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as the strongest person in this
office, I guess I should--
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Okay, no, no.
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That-- You are so not--
Oh, God.
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False.
Andy, I will volunteer.
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Great.
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And Kevin.
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Good old Kevin.
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He'll do anything.
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Well, guess what?
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I will not do a good job.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Sure.
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Wait, wait.
What's this?
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Oh, sorry.
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I thought it was
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a guess-your-baby's-birth
weight pool.
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It says "lotto pool."
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Right on top.
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Yeah.
And I said sorry.
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Oh, come on.
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You really think I'm gonna have
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a 14-pound baby?
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When did I get so fat?
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You look awesome.
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I didn't hire anyone
if that's why you're here.
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Where are we in the process?
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I have a file
of applicants here.
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I just gotta open it,
look at it,
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interview a bunch of guys,
hire some of them.
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So I say we're in the early
stages of the process.
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Did you go out celebrating
with the guys last night?
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They guys did invite me
out to celebrate,
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but I decided to just stay home.
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Eat a bunch of tacos
in my basement.
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You do have
a fantastic basement.
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I did.
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I did have
a fantastic basement.
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Now it smells like tacos.
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You can't air out a basement.
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And taco air is heavy.
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It settles at the lowest point.
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Right, um,
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well, how about we take
a look at some applications?
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This guy wrote his in green ink.
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That's pretty cool.
Check it out.
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Hey.
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There you go.
There he is.
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That is not Darryl.
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I don't know where Darryl is.
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I suspect, probably,
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our Darryl is
inside of that Darryl.
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Okay. 300 boxes
of 20 pound white.
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That's 75 boxes per person.
So, that's not so bad.
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Negative.
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300 boxes for me,
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0 for you chumps.
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Deal with it.
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Nice.
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Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Oh!
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Damn.
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Ah!
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Yup.
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Welcome everybody.
My name is Andy,
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and this is
my other brother, Darryl.
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What? No Newhart fans?
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Okay.
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Darryl, how do we
usually kick things off?
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You mean, what did
we do the last time
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the warehouse won the lottery?
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Your old crew won the lottery?
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Does anyone have experience
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shelving, storing,
keeping track--
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What do we use?
The Dewey decimal system?
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Wait, wait.
So, all the old guys quit?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Well--
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One of them, Glen, is starting
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one of those fat camps
where he steals your kid
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in the middle of the night.
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Madge and a couple of the guys
might start a strip club.
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But on a boat.
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And Hide is investing
in an energy drink
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for Asian homosexuals.
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Um, could you guys
give us a minute?
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But stay close.
You're all doing great.
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Maybe grab a coffee,
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or if there's any donuts out,
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you can split one.
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You know, they're for everybody
so people get fussy.
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You know what?
Just have a donut.
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Do you want to talk about this
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- not-winning-the-lottery thing?
- I don't.
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You sure? 'Cause you keep
talking about it, so--
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Nope. I'm good.
I'm here.
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Let's find
some warehouse workers.
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Good, great.
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Then, can you say things
that aren't like,
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a huge bummer to everybody?
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'Cause the more I talk,
the more they're gonna realize
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I don't know
what I'm talking about.
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Okay.
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We need you, okay?
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Okay.
263
00:09:57,112 --> 00:09:58,095
- Okay?
- Yeah.
264
00:09:58,113 --> 00:10:00,764
All right.
265
00:10:05,203 --> 00:10:06,704
What's the problem?
266
00:10:06,738 --> 00:10:08,622
Grunting is scientifically
proven to add more power.
267
00:10:08,657 --> 00:10:10,641
Ask any female tennis player,
268
00:10:10,675 --> 00:10:12,243
or her husband.
269
00:10:16,214 --> 00:10:17,164
I didn't feel anything.
270
00:10:20,085 --> 00:10:22,386
All right, thank you
for coming back in.
271
00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:23,637
Again.
272
00:10:23,672 --> 00:10:25,055
Now we're going to ask you
a few questions.
273
00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:26,640
Darryl, you have the floor.
274
00:10:26,675 --> 00:10:27,758
Why do you want to work here?
275
00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:29,059
I need a job.
276
00:10:29,094 --> 00:10:30,160
It's not a good reason.
277
00:10:30,195 --> 00:10:31,428
Good.
278
00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:32,763
Keeping them honest.
279
00:10:32,797 --> 00:10:34,765
Don't just take the first job
that comes your way.
280
00:10:34,799 --> 00:10:36,100
'Cause next thing you know,
281
00:10:36,134 --> 00:10:38,736
it's ten years later,
and you're still there.
282
00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:40,871
You could write
your obituary tomorrow.
283
00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:43,507
It's not gonna change.
284
00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,976
Are we scaring them straight?
285
00:10:45,994 --> 00:10:47,111
I hope so.
286
00:10:47,145 --> 00:10:48,345
Think about this carefully.
287
00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:51,865
There's better lives
than this one.
288
00:10:57,022 --> 00:10:58,622
I've never been lucky.
289
00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:00,090
And I'm not talking
about the lottery.
290
00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:01,692
I'm talking about stuff like
291
00:11:01,726 --> 00:11:05,462
developing a soy allergy at 35.
292
00:11:05,497 --> 00:11:09,300
Who gets a soy allergy at 35?
293
00:11:09,334 --> 00:11:11,068
And why is soy in everything?
294
00:11:11,102 --> 00:11:12,803
Nice.
295
00:11:12,837 --> 00:11:14,671
Right back where I like you.
296
00:11:14,689 --> 00:11:16,173
Can you make
ten copies of this for me?
297
00:11:16,191 --> 00:11:17,174
No.
298
00:11:17,192 --> 00:11:18,609
Why not?
What are you doing?
299
00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:20,344
Uh, buying
lottery tickets online.
300
00:11:21,512 --> 00:11:24,198
Ah, everyone wants to be rich.
301
00:11:24,232 --> 00:11:26,483
But nobody wants to work for it.
302
00:11:26,518 --> 00:11:28,035
You came in at 10:30 today,
right?
303
00:11:28,069 --> 00:11:32,756
Okay, just dismiss it.
304
00:11:32,791 --> 00:11:35,392
- Is everyone licensed?
- Like a driver's license?
305
00:11:35,427 --> 00:11:38,762
No.
Warehouse license.
306
00:11:38,797 --> 00:11:41,031
Master's in warehouse sciences.
307
00:11:41,066 --> 00:11:43,834
I feel that Darryl has talked
about a license of some kind.
308
00:11:43,868 --> 00:11:46,920
- Is this a joke?
- No. Not joking.
309
00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:49,273
This is real.
310
00:11:49,307 --> 00:11:53,277
Painfully real,
what is happening, right now.
311
00:11:53,311 --> 00:11:55,813
Okay, I'm not gonna make it.
312
00:11:55,847 --> 00:11:57,982
I'm turning back.
313
00:11:58,016 --> 00:11:59,750
There's gotta be
a better way to do this.
314
00:11:59,784 --> 00:12:01,551
This is literally
how they built the pyramids.
315
00:12:01,569 --> 00:12:03,737
Well, they whipped people,
which is helpful.
316
00:12:03,772 --> 00:12:05,022
But you're right.
317
00:12:05,056 --> 00:12:06,273
We should be able to find
a more efficient way
318
00:12:06,324 --> 00:12:08,075
of moving boxes
than Madge and Hide.
319
00:12:08,109 --> 00:12:09,827
Yeah.
320
00:12:09,861 --> 00:12:12,296
Not that they're not
smart people.
321
00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:14,098
No, no.
Very smart--
322
00:12:14,132 --> 00:12:15,633
Theirs is more of
a "physical" intelligence.
323
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:16,634
I'd go with that.
324
00:12:16,668 --> 00:12:18,035
Like baboons or elephants.
325
00:12:18,069 --> 00:12:19,403
Not that, don't--
326
00:12:19,437 --> 00:12:23,140
Guys, when I was a kid,
my sisters used to butter me up,
327
00:12:23,174 --> 00:12:25,509
and slide me across
the linoleum floor
328
00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:26,877
of the kitchen.
329
00:12:26,911 --> 00:12:28,712
It really made them laugh.
330
00:12:28,746 --> 00:12:29,813
It's a great idea, Kev.
331
00:12:29,848 --> 00:12:30,814
I don't think
it applies here, though.
332
00:12:30,849 --> 00:12:31,915
So, maybe we just--
333
00:12:31,933 --> 00:12:34,585
Yeah, we move stuff
and have fun.
334
00:12:34,619 --> 00:12:36,303
Kevin, doesn't apply.
335
00:12:36,354 --> 00:12:37,554
Right, my mom--
336
00:12:37,588 --> 00:12:39,923
You need to drop it.
Okay?
337
00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:41,191
They hate it.
338
00:12:41,226 --> 00:12:43,060
I like it a lot,
but they hate it,
339
00:12:43,094 --> 00:12:45,095
so drop it.
340
00:12:48,199 --> 00:12:52,569
Does anybody get distracted
easily by bubble wrap?
341
00:12:54,789 --> 00:12:56,740
You'll be dealing with
lots of bubble wrap.
342
00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:58,742
Obviously.
Um--
343
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:00,344
How much longer
is this going to take?
344
00:13:02,814 --> 00:13:04,615
Did you hire them?
345
00:13:04,649 --> 00:13:06,784
No, because they all left.
346
00:13:06,818 --> 00:13:08,552
What do you mean, "they left"?
347
00:13:08,586 --> 00:13:11,522
I mean, after you bailed,
348
00:13:11,556 --> 00:13:12,723
I got confused,
349
00:13:12,757 --> 00:13:14,758
and frankly, a little weird.
350
00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:16,794
And the stuff that you said
351
00:13:16,828 --> 00:13:18,145
certainly didn't help.
352
00:13:18,179 --> 00:13:19,830
Then I think
you should fire me.
353
00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:22,666
What are you talking about?
I'm not gonna fire you.
354
00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:26,270
Yeah, just put me
out of my misery.
355
00:13:28,656 --> 00:13:31,275
Okay, this is weird.
I don't-- I don't get the joke.
356
00:13:31,309 --> 00:13:34,778
No? Okay.
357
00:13:34,812 --> 00:13:38,816
I don't wanna be here anymore.
358
00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:41,835
Fire me.
359
00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:49,711
So Darryl says to me, "fire me",
but what he really means is,
360
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:50,779
"I'ma say
something really weird.
361
00:13:50,813 --> 00:13:53,148
Try and figure out
what it means."
362
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,700
So I say,
"no, you're not fired."
363
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,886
But what I really mean is,
364
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,989
"I've no idea what
you're talking about.
365
00:14:01,023 --> 00:14:02,174
"But I'm going to go ahead
and hire some people
366
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,308
"for the warehouse
and hope that
367
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:08,497
you eventually
start feeling better."
368
00:14:08,531 --> 00:14:11,833
I really hope that's what
he and I mean.
369
00:14:11,868 --> 00:14:13,435
Attention.
370
00:14:13,469 --> 00:14:15,520
Does anyone know anyone
who could work in a warehouse?
371
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,022
We can pay.
372
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,440
Come on, Oscar.
373
00:14:18,474 --> 00:14:20,192
Who's the most jacked guy
in all of Scranton?
374
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,359
Like your wildest fantasy guy?
375
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,978
Bulk or definition?
376
00:14:23,012 --> 00:14:24,312
Definition.
377
00:14:24,346 --> 00:14:26,515
Bruce Kenward.
He hangs out at planet fitness.
378
00:14:26,549 --> 00:14:28,283
Are those just show muscles,
379
00:14:28,317 --> 00:14:29,568
or is he really strong?
380
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:30,852
Oh, he's plenty strong.
381
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,354
He used to be Reggie Winters
382
00:14:32,388 --> 00:14:34,122
out at gold's gym.
383
00:14:34,157 --> 00:14:35,390
But he moved away.
384
00:14:35,424 --> 00:14:38,059
And then it was between
Bruce and this guy, Dean.
385
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:41,797
Um, but Dean got fixated
on his calves,
386
00:14:41,831 --> 00:14:44,332
and, uh,
387
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:46,168
and his triceps went to hell.
388
00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:48,136
So, I've been thinking,
389
00:14:48,171 --> 00:14:50,172
after we win the lottery,
we take our winnings...
390
00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:51,239
Our fake winnings.
391
00:14:51,274 --> 00:14:53,008
And we move
to the South of France.
392
00:14:53,042 --> 00:14:55,977
See-- No, there's plenty
of bicycling for you.
393
00:14:56,012 --> 00:14:57,212
I think that's where they do
the Tour De France.
394
00:14:57,246 --> 00:14:58,580
It is, yeah.
395
00:14:58,614 --> 00:14:59,564
I mean, I just don't know
why I'm compromising
396
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,582
if it's my fantasy.
397
00:15:00,616 --> 00:15:01,817
Because in my fantasy,
398
00:15:01,851 --> 00:15:03,018
it's Maine, and you love it.
399
00:15:03,052 --> 00:15:04,319
Because I'm never gonna
act like that,
400
00:15:04,353 --> 00:15:06,387
even in your fantasy.
401
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,490
Nope, you-- You're doing
a great job at it
402
00:15:08,524 --> 00:15:10,025
in my fantasy, right now.
403
00:15:10,059 --> 00:15:12,077
Hey, idiot.
What did Erin want again?
404
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,896
A hot chocolate tea.
405
00:15:14,931 --> 00:15:18,834
Gideon, you are a PhD candidate
406
00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:21,786
studying America's diminishing
blue-collar work force?
407
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,171
North America.
408
00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:25,607
And diminishing is a little
reductive, but, uh, sure.
409
00:15:25,641 --> 00:15:27,292
That's the headline version.
410
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,127
Great.
411
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,629
Well, it will bring
a fresh, new perspective
412
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,680
to the warehouse.
413
00:15:31,714 --> 00:15:32,681
FYI,
414
00:15:32,715 --> 00:15:33,815
Wednesday through Friday,
415
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:34,916
I have a pretty full
teaching schedule.
416
00:15:34,951 --> 00:15:36,017
Oh.
Cool.
417
00:15:36,052 --> 00:15:37,352
We'll figure that out.
418
00:15:37,386 --> 00:15:39,921
Also, FYI,
419
00:15:39,956 --> 00:15:43,792
ah, I don't technically
have a hearing problem.
420
00:15:43,826 --> 00:15:46,161
But sometimes,
when there's a lot of noises
421
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,296
occurring at the same time,
422
00:15:48,331 --> 00:15:51,099
I'll hear them
as one big jumble.
423
00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:53,535
Uh, again, it's not
that I can't hear.
424
00:15:53,569 --> 00:15:55,537
Because that's false.
I can.
425
00:15:55,571 --> 00:15:59,941
Um, I just can't distinguish
between everything I'm hearing.
426
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,609
Got it.
Duly noted.
427
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,661
You.
428
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,445
Coolest tank top I've ever seen.
429
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,747
Where did you get that?
430
00:16:05,781 --> 00:16:07,883
- Made it.
- So cool.
431
00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:09,284
What a cross section
we have here.
432
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,552
It's what I love
about interviewing.
433
00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:12,304
I get to meet all these people
434
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,956
I wouldn't ordinarily
meet, or know, or even talk to.
435
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,925
Message in a bottle,
the postman--
436
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:19,961
Kevin Costner.
437
00:16:23,266 --> 00:16:24,966
So...
438
00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:26,434
I found this grease.
439
00:16:26,468 --> 00:16:27,519
And then I remembered that
440
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:28,937
you thought it was a great idea.
441
00:16:28,971 --> 00:16:30,855
You did say
it was a great idea.
442
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:34,242
I heard you say it.
443
00:16:34,277 --> 00:16:36,878
So it's not the dumbest idea.
444
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,113
It's not the greatest one--
445
00:16:38,147 --> 00:16:40,248
But the fact remains,
we gotta move these boxes.
446
00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:43,868
And it's clear
we're not gonna carry them.
447
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,486
So sadly, it's the best idea
on the table.
448
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,688
Exactly.
449
00:16:46,722 --> 00:16:49,758
Hey, I think we're ready
to get this--
450
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:50,759
- Yup.
- Is he okay?
451
00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:54,262
He'll be fine.
452
00:16:54,297 --> 00:16:58,133
Surprise!
Your new crew.
453
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,969
Would you just fire me, man?
454
00:17:01,003 --> 00:17:02,103
Hey, why?
455
00:17:02,138 --> 00:17:04,205
Because you didn't win
the lottery?
456
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,807
How am I supposed
to make you happy?
457
00:17:05,841 --> 00:17:07,409
You wanna make me happy?
Huh?
458
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,843
- Yeah.
- Give me your job.
459
00:17:08,878 --> 00:17:11,980
- Ah, what?
- I'll do it better than you.
460
00:17:12,014 --> 00:17:13,915
I earned it.
I deserve it.
461
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,517
I got passed over,
God knows why.
462
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,871
Reasons I cannot
and will not understand.
463
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,122
The job was mine, Andy.
464
00:17:21,157 --> 00:17:23,725
Everyone said it was mine.
465
00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:25,927
Make me manager or fire me.
466
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,912
I'm not going
to give you my job.
467
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:31,199
It's my job!
I earned it!
468
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:33,268
And here's the thing.
You weren't even next in line.
469
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,637
I asked about you.
I saw your file.
470
00:17:35,671 --> 00:17:36,905
You have a history
of being short with people,
471
00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:39,374
and you hired Glen, your buddy,
472
00:17:39,408 --> 00:17:40,592
to replace
you in the warehouse.
473
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,011
He was underqualified.
They saw that.
474
00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:44,813
Also, Darryl, FYI,
475
00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:46,214
I already told this to Andy,
476
00:17:46,248 --> 00:17:47,515
but, uh, you should
probably know,
477
00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:50,719
I technically don't have
a hearing problem.
478
00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:52,153
It's just when there's
a lot of noises--
479
00:17:52,188 --> 00:17:55,490
Nate. Please.
480
00:17:55,524 --> 00:17:59,694
Thank you.
481
00:17:59,729 --> 00:18:01,629
You have no business education.
482
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,465
You were going to take
classes under DeAngelo.
483
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,449
What happened with that?
484
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,467
He died.
485
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,168
He didn't die.
His brain died.
486
00:18:07,203 --> 00:18:09,270
And my brain is very much alive.
487
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,373
And I'd be happy to give you
business classes.
488
00:18:11,407 --> 00:18:12,907
How come you haven't asked me
about it?
489
00:18:12,942 --> 00:18:15,176
What was--
What was the last--
490
00:18:15,211 --> 00:18:16,344
I'm having a--
491
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:20,281
No part of this has anything
to do with you.
492
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,584
I didn't have time
because of my daughter.
493
00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:25,020
Oh, but you had time
for a softball clinic.
494
00:18:25,054 --> 00:18:26,254
And a mediterranean
cooking class.
495
00:18:26,288 --> 00:18:27,489
Hey, I'm not gonna
tell you this stuff
496
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,590
if you're gonna throw it
back in my face!
497
00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:30,525
Hey, here's the thing.
498
00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:34,162
Jo saw something in you.
She loved you.
499
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,532
She gave you a shot,
and then you stopped pushing.
500
00:18:37,566 --> 00:18:38,600
She noticed.
501
00:18:46,642 --> 00:18:47,709
Okay.
502
00:18:47,743 --> 00:18:51,446
Okay, what?
503
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,281
Okay, don't fire me.
504
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,671
Okay.
505
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,489
My future's not gonna
be determined
506
00:19:01,524 --> 00:19:04,492
by seven
little white lotto balls.
507
00:19:04,527 --> 00:19:08,229
It's gonna be determined
by two big black balls.
508
00:19:08,264 --> 00:19:10,999
I control my destiny.
509
00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:13,435
I do.
510
00:19:13,469 --> 00:19:15,053
I'll put some guys on tonight.
511
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,405
The best of your bunch
and my bunch.
512
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,406
Tell you now, though.
513
00:19:18,441 --> 00:19:19,591
It's gonna be mostly my bunch.
514
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,409
Yeah, that makes sense.
515
00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:23,078
Okay, good.
All right.
516
00:19:23,112 --> 00:19:24,629
Are they here?
517
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,247
What is going on?
518
00:19:26,282 --> 00:19:27,282
Oh, hey, guys.
519
00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:29,200
Why is the forklift
in the wall?
520
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,618
Why is the truck empty?
521
00:19:30,652 --> 00:19:32,153
Uh, it's not totally empty.
522
00:19:32,188 --> 00:19:34,873
Is that grease on my floor?
523
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,458
Okay.
524
00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:38,626
I can see why you're angry.
You're coming into this cold.
525
00:19:38,661 --> 00:19:42,363
But believe me,
a lot of thought went into this.
526
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,933
And did your brains tell you
to ruin these boxes with grease?
527
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:46,434
Okay, Darryl.
528
00:19:46,469 --> 00:19:49,170
Listen, and then
you will understand.
529
00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:52,574
The boxes were ruined
during our first trial testing.
530
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,691
So now, it's cool.
531
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,143
'Cause we found
another use for them.
532
00:19:55,177 --> 00:19:56,978
Okay, all right.
533
00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:58,213
That's-- Look.
534
00:19:58,247 --> 00:19:59,614
All we were trying to do
535
00:19:59,648 --> 00:20:01,015
is we thought we could come up
with a more efficient way
536
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,016
to do things.
537
00:20:02,051 --> 00:20:03,017
And?
538
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,369
- And we did.
- I don't know.
539
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,355
Jim, tell them
what it's called.
540
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,690
That's all right.
541
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:09,991
No, Jim, tell them
what the name is.
542
00:20:10,025 --> 00:20:12,494
Doesn't matter
what the name is.
543
00:20:12,528 --> 00:20:14,712
Señor Loadenstein.
That's stupid.
544
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,865
Señor Loadenstein.
545
00:20:16,899 --> 00:20:18,533
Tell them why
it's called that, Jim.
546
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,301
That's okay.
We're good.
547
00:20:20,336 --> 00:20:21,669
Nope, Jim. Tell us why
548
00:20:21,703 --> 00:20:25,707
it's called señor Loadenstein.
549
00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:27,308
Porque es muy rápido.
550
00:20:27,343 --> 00:20:28,309
Okay.
You know what?
551
00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:29,344
It's been a really busy day.
552
00:20:29,378 --> 00:20:30,395
What do you say
we put all this away?
553
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,046
Let me see it.
554
00:20:32,081 --> 00:20:33,681
It's, uh, in beta testing.
555
00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:34,916
Let me see it!
556
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:36,017
Get the thing, go!
557
00:20:36,051 --> 00:20:37,018
Lube it up.
558
00:20:37,052 --> 00:20:38,386
Kevin, start mopping.
559
00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:41,156
Uno, dos, tres.
560
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:44,409
Ah!
561
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:47,095
Yeah. I lost my client.
562
00:20:48,659 --> 00:20:49,692
I already won the lottery.
563
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,794
I was born
in the US of A, baby.
564
00:20:51,828 --> 00:20:54,363
And as backup,
I have a Swiss passport.
565
00:20:54,398 --> 00:20:56,932
I would spend a lot of time
566
00:20:56,967 --> 00:20:58,501
launching my true crime podcast,
567
00:20:58,535 --> 00:21:00,236
the Flenderson Files.
568
00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:01,937
Dum-bum-ba.
569
00:21:01,972 --> 00:21:03,472
Flenderson Files.
570
00:21:03,507 --> 00:21:04,874
We came to an agreement.
571
00:21:04,908 --> 00:21:07,476
We're going to live
in a stunning, prewar brownstone
572
00:21:07,511 --> 00:21:08,711
at the top of a mountain.
573
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,346
Right, the city
and country combined.
574
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:12,248
Just a subway stop away
are the best museums
575
00:21:12,282 --> 00:21:13,282
in the world.
576
00:21:13,317 --> 00:21:15,943
And I can fish right
from the window
577
00:21:16,039 --> 00:21:17,248
of Pam's pottery studio.
578
00:21:17,249 --> 00:21:19,394
We can * any time we want.
579
00:21:19,429 --> 00:21:20,933
Just like now.
580
00:21:20,968 --> 00:21:22,232
Just like now.
581
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:26,214
♪ schools are terrible, but, what
are you gonna do about that?
582
00:21:26,301 --> 00:21:27,488
What are you gonna do?
583
00:21:27,809 --> 00:21:32,960
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