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So we saw the new billboard.
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Yeah?
Pretty cool, huh?
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What better way to announce our
new, slightly lower prices
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than with an ad campaign?
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And what better face
for an ad campaign than
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our new regional manager?
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How'd it look?
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You've seen it, right?
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No.
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Andy, somebody defaced it.
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What?
How?
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Morning, Stanley.
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There's this thing that people
tend to do with billboards.
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How do I put this?
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If there's an opportunity
for a graffiti artist
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to work in a...
Phallic shape,
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interacting with
the artwork, it'll happen.
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And Andy...
Gave them that opportunity.
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Erin, how long did we order
those billboards for?
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- Six months.
- Oh, God.
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I need you to call
the billboard company.
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Great billboard!
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Funny, edgy, right up to the line
without crossing it. Loved it.
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Which one did you see?
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Washington street.
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The one with like 20 dongs
on it.
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Okay, don't be gross.
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What's going on?
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Somebody defaced
the billboards we just put out
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in an inappropriate way.
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Oh, that's funny.
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Wait.
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From the photo shoot
with you and me?
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Yeah, Dwight.
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No.
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No! No! No! No!
No! No!
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No! No! No! No! No!
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No! No! No! No! No!
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No!
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Schrute farms is very easy
to find.
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It's right in the middle
of the root-vegetable district.
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If the soil starts
to get acidic,
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you've probably gone too far.
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Just give us the address,
we'll look it up online.
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- It's simpler this way.
- It's really not.
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Now, stated arrival
time is 3:00 P.M.
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I don't get the reason
for this party.
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Yeah, what's the reason?
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What's the reason, Andy?
What's the reason?
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It's just a garden party.
Sheesh!
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You don't need a reason to throw
a garden party any more than
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you need a reason to throw
a birthday party.
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It's a garden party.
You don't need a reason.
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A few other
super simple reminders.
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No burping, no slurping,
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when eating, take small bites
and chew thoroughly
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with your mouth closed.
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Yes, Darryl?
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What happens
when we're done chewing?
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Do we spit it out on the floor
or keep it in our mouths
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the rest of the time?
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I get it.
I'm being a little overbearing.
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But I promise to be
under-bearing for a week
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if you guys
just all...Step it up.
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Andy, we understand basic
table manners.
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We're not children.
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Yeah, it's just a picnic.
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This is not a picnic, Phyllis.
It's a garden party.
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There's a grill in
the warehouse I could bring.
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Ugh, please don't.
Not a barbecue.
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It's better than a barbecue.
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It's dignified, quieter,
there are rules.
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How is that better
than a barbecue?
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What is the dress code on this?
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I'm glad you asked.
Connecticut casual.
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Any chance Connecticut casual
is Pennsylvania business?
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I.E., this is what I'm wearing
to your party.
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Guys, my family just
threw a garden party
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to celebrate
my brother's promotion.
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It was a huge success.
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Check it out.
There's a video online.
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Het-warming impromptu
father-son duet..
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, Oscar,
you've shown me this.
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I've seen this, that's not you.
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Yeah, whoa, who's the sausage?
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It's my dad and my brother.
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I would have joined in
but this melody
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doesn't really support any other...
So, check out, that's my brother's boss
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look how psyched he is.
He's having an awesome time.
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Ah, and did Robert California
get an invite to your party?
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Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
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I mean, yeah, I think he did.
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Why didn't you just say
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this was to impress
Robert California?
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I cannot believe that Andy
is throwing a party like this
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just to impress the CEO.
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Classic Gabe move.
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Hey, Andy, how about you don't
steal my business strategies
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and I won't dress like my life
is just one long brunch?
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See you all there at
3:00 P.M., Connecticut casual,
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remember your manners,
and have a wonderful time.
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And please refer to the map.
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Stay off of the web.
Thank you.
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So we've typed in the address.
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Now let's take a look
at the street view.
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They don't warn you when
the cameras are driving by.
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Ah.
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Why do you keep reading
that garden party book?
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I mean, how hard
are finger sandwiches and tea?
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There's so much more
to it than that.
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I've been wanting
Schrute farms to break into
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the high-end event-hosting
industry for some time,
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and this party
is a great opportunity.
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Plus, I've got a secret weapon.
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Only one copy in the world...
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And some sucker on the Internet
sold it to me for $2.
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I'm actually
really disappointed
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in how poorly my book is doing.
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I've only sold one copy.
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Is there anything you wish
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you'd done differently
to avoid cankles?
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Nope.
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I've already gone up
another cup size.
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The senator is grossed out.
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When do you start
feeling it kick?
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Cece was around 22 weeks,
but Philip was much earlier.
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Philip?
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Oh, oh, my gosh!
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Yes, but don't say anything,
okay?
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It's after my grandfather.
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Philip is the name
that we're using.
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It's after my favorite cat.
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Oh, wow.
Funny.
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It's after my grandfather.
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It's after my cat.
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Andrew, I've picked up
two possible gifts
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to bring this afternoon.
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One, a pot of marmalade.
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Oh, that sounds great.
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Well that-- that is what you
want then, the marmalade?
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Sure.
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You don't want to hear
the other one?
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You love marmalade?
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I'll hear the other one.
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It's a basil plant!
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You know,
the marmalade sounds great.
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I also mentioned
the marmalade to my sister
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and she's very interested.
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Then, the basil will be fine.
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Well, you clearly
want the marmalade.
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Gretchen,
I need another marmalade.
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All right.
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♪ ♪
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Hey, where do I park?
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I'm the valet.
You have to give me your car.
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You know what, I can probably
park it myself.
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You have to give me your car.
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It's probably okay
that I park it myself.
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No, I think it's probably better
that I--
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I'm the valet.
You have to give me your car.
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- It's a finicky car.
- Get out of your car.
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Get out.
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Have a good time
at the...Thing.
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It's a little tricky.
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You might want
to be careful--
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♪ ♪
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Mr. Ryan Howard!
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"Chapter two, announcing
guests as they enter
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"is height of decorum.
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"The more volume displayed,
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the more honor is bestowed
upon everyone present."
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Stanley Hudson,
and his mistress Cynthia!
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James, Pamela, and...
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P.P. Halpert!
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How's it going over here, guys?
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Andy, stop hovering.
You're being really annoying.
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Didn't mean
to bother you, mabel.
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Mabel, mabel, if you're able,
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keep your elbows off the table.
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Mr. and Mrs. Walter
and Ellen Bernard!
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So you all work with Andy?
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Well...
Technically for Andy.
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Technically
for Robert California.
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He's our CEO.
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I thought you were the CEO.
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I don't know how you got there.
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You said you were
running the company.
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This branch.
I'm the regional manager.
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Oh, that makes more sense.
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Are you all regional managers?
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Did I throw this party
to impress my parents?
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That's crazy.
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Now, if they wanted
a garden party,
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they could throw one
themselves.
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Which, as a matter of fact,
they did last week.
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They threw one
for my baby brother.
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And it was totally amazing,
but I couldn't care less.
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Can I introduce you around now?
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Uh, yeah,
we don't have too long.
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We have theater tickets.
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What are you going to see?
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Moneyball.
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- Walter Jr.'s choice.
- Oh, there he is.
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- What?
- Bronard.
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I didn't know you
were going to be here.
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I wouldn't have missed it.
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Okay.
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Ah!
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I'm Walter.
I'm Andy's younger brother.
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Oh, hey, how you doing?
I'm Jim.
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Tuna! Right?
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And this must
be your lovely wife, Pam.
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- No.
- Hell no.
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- She wishes.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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No.
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Sir, I need to be able
to feed all of the guests.
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I understand.
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Excuse me.
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"Chapter four, one of the
host's most important duties
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"is as dance master.
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"A proper courtly dance
sets the tone
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for the entire afternoon."
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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may I present...
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R-r-Robert
Califor-r-r-rnia!
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Hello, Andy.
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- Welcome.
- Thank you.
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Hey, I want you to meet
my first bosses, mom and dad.
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Yes, hello.
Nice to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you too.
- Pleasure.
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Andy, where shall I put your
basil plant?
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Oh, I thought you were
going to bring the marmalade.
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No, I'm certain
you said, "basil."
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This is not funny, man.
Let me down.
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I think this thing is broken.
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It's not broken, Kevin.
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This is how it works.
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It's so pretty today.
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It's getting chilly.
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We really should be leaving.
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Um, it'd be weird
if the boss man
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didn't make a toast,
so hang on.
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Everybody!
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I just want to take
this opportunity
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to thank you all for coming,
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and to raise a glass
to my amazing staff.
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Toasts are great.
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I mean, you toast somebody,
they toast you back.
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It just goes round and round.
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That's my favorite
part about toasts.
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The reciprocity.
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Let's hear from you guys.
Who do you want to toast?
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Yeah, I'll say something.
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I think we should be
acknowledging our boss
258
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because none of us would
be here without him.
259
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Robert California.
260
00:11:17,639 --> 00:11:19,306
To Robert!
261
00:11:19,341 --> 00:11:21,976
Yay, Robert!
262
00:11:22,010 --> 00:11:24,177
I cannot believe I didn't
think of toasting Robert.
263
00:11:24,211 --> 00:11:26,279
Get in the game, Gabriel.
264
00:11:26,313 --> 00:11:28,448
Why are you talking
to Stanley's mistress?
265
00:11:28,483 --> 00:11:31,251
I would like to toast
someone who isn't here,
266
00:11:31,285 --> 00:11:33,754
but who will be
in just four short months.
267
00:11:33,788 --> 00:11:37,357
Welcome to the world,
Philip lipton!
268
00:11:40,794 --> 00:11:45,931
I also would like
to toast Philip Halpert...
269
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Who's due even sooner.
270
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:51,203
May he be a good namesake
to my grandfather,
271
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who I promised as a child,
272
00:11:53,673 --> 00:11:56,207
long before tonight,
273
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that I would one day
name my son after.
274
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To Philip Halpert.
275
00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:03,681
To Philip.
276
00:12:03,716 --> 00:12:07,452
She just always
has to copy anything I do!
277
00:12:07,486 --> 00:12:10,755
It's the Ford Taurus
situation all over again.
278
00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:13,223
I'd like to make
a toast to the troops.
279
00:12:13,257 --> 00:12:14,458
- Here here.
- Yes.
280
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All the troops.
281
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Both sides.
282
00:12:19,330 --> 00:12:21,064
I think we should toast--
283
00:12:21,098 --> 00:12:24,367
Ladies and gentlemen,
the last supper.
284
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"Chapter nine, the tableau
vivant is not only welcome,
285
00:12:32,643 --> 00:12:37,447
but expected entertainment
at any garden party."
286
00:12:37,481 --> 00:12:41,383
Andy, I think that we should
acknowledge the man
287
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who has led us to such
a profitable quarter.
288
00:12:44,687 --> 00:12:46,655
To Robert California!
289
00:12:46,689 --> 00:12:48,557
To Robert.
290
00:12:48,591 --> 00:12:51,092
I would also like to toast
Robert California.
291
00:12:51,126 --> 00:12:52,160
Mr. California--
292
00:12:52,194 --> 00:12:55,229
You can't triple-toast
somebody!
293
00:12:55,264 --> 00:12:57,599
I mean, at least not until
we've hit everyone once.
294
00:12:57,633 --> 00:12:58,867
I'll say a few words,
295
00:12:58,901 --> 00:13:01,335
if that's all right
with you, Andy.
296
00:13:01,369 --> 00:13:04,505
Yeah, yeah.
297
00:13:04,539 --> 00:13:07,675
You people say I led you.
298
00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:10,010
But it wasn't me.
299
00:13:10,044 --> 00:13:14,081
You want to toast
the man who led you to success.
300
00:13:14,115 --> 00:13:16,983
But the boss is irrelevant.
301
00:13:17,017 --> 00:13:18,818
Andy and I produce nothing.
302
00:13:18,853 --> 00:13:20,520
We do nothing.
303
00:13:20,554 --> 00:13:23,122
We sit in our offices
and demand,
304
00:13:23,156 --> 00:13:26,158
"I want this and that,
right now,"
305
00:13:26,193 --> 00:13:27,794
like petulant children.
306
00:13:27,828 --> 00:13:31,864
You know the difference between
a crying baby and a manager?
307
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,431
One day, the baby will grow up.
308
00:13:36,870 --> 00:13:40,873
But without you, Andy and I
would be sitting in our
309
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:45,377
dirty diapers, waiting for
someone to change us, wipe us.
310
00:13:45,411 --> 00:13:49,446
I should be toasting you,
thanking you for allowing me
311
00:13:49,481 --> 00:13:53,283
to have the easiest
job in the universe.
312
00:13:53,318 --> 00:13:55,620
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
313
00:13:55,654 --> 00:13:57,421
To Robert California.
314
00:13:57,455 --> 00:13:59,757
From the moment you entered our
building and our hearts--
315
00:13:59,791 --> 00:14:05,161
Some of you know that we have
an Internet star in our midst.
316
00:14:05,195 --> 00:14:09,432
Mr. Walter banes Bernard sr.,
please report to the stage.
317
00:14:09,466 --> 00:14:10,667
I'm eating, Andy--
318
00:14:10,701 --> 00:14:12,903
Aw, come on!
319
00:14:16,841 --> 00:14:18,575
Okay.
320
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:19,975
- Yes!
- What do you want to do?
321
00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:23,012
- Well, how about one of our
classic father-son duets?
322
00:14:23,046 --> 00:14:26,214
Oh, whoa, you sure?
323
00:14:26,249 --> 00:14:27,917
Really?
That's--
324
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:33,288
- That's a little tricky.
- Okay.
325
00:14:33,322 --> 00:14:37,959
♪ Saying I love you,
is not the words-- ♪
326
00:14:37,993 --> 00:14:39,360
- It's too high.
- Yeah? Right?
327
00:14:39,394 --> 00:14:40,762
It's high,
but it's not that high.
328
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,196
Right, it feels strange.
329
00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:44,532
Just take it down.
330
00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:46,834
♪ Saying I love-- ♪
331
00:14:46,869 --> 00:14:48,970
- ♪ saying I love you-- ♪
- You know, just give it--
332
00:14:49,004 --> 00:14:50,271
- Just give it to me.
- Yeah.
333
00:14:50,305 --> 00:14:52,739
Yeah.
Okay!
334
00:14:52,774 --> 00:14:57,044
Uh, something like...
335
00:14:57,078 --> 00:15:00,113
♪ Saying I love you ♪
336
00:15:00,147 --> 00:15:01,181
♪ is not the words-- ♪
337
00:15:01,215 --> 00:15:02,348
You don't come in yet.
338
00:15:02,383 --> 00:15:05,118
♪ I want to hear from you ♪
339
00:15:05,152 --> 00:15:08,520
♪ it's not that I want you ♪
340
00:15:08,555 --> 00:15:13,392
♪ not to say
but if you only knew ♪
341
00:15:13,426 --> 00:15:16,328
♪ more than words ♪
342
00:15:16,362 --> 00:15:21,000
♪ is all you have to do
to make it real ♪
343
00:15:21,034 --> 00:15:23,835
Is anyone filming this?
Seriously?
344
00:15:23,869 --> 00:15:25,036
Erin!
345
00:15:25,071 --> 00:15:27,405
Yeah, it's either taping
or calling.
346
00:15:27,439 --> 00:15:30,842
♪ what would you do ♪
347
00:15:30,876 --> 00:15:34,879
♪ if my heart was torn in two ♪
348
00:15:34,914 --> 00:15:37,482
You know what?
Walter Jr. is here.
349
00:15:37,516 --> 00:15:38,750
Why don't you
come up and join us?
350
00:15:38,784 --> 00:15:40,217
Nah, come up and do
something with me.
351
00:15:40,251 --> 00:15:41,719
I don't know, pops.
I'm just having a good time
352
00:15:41,753 --> 00:15:42,953
getting to know
Andy's friends here.
353
00:15:42,988 --> 00:15:45,522
Get up there and sing
or I will cut your larynx
354
00:15:45,556 --> 00:15:47,057
and you'll never be able
to sing again.
355
00:15:47,092 --> 00:15:48,525
Whoo!
Come on!
356
00:15:50,095 --> 00:15:52,796
Come on.
357
00:15:52,831 --> 00:15:55,432
This old thing.
Man, I don't even--
358
00:15:55,466 --> 00:15:57,433
♪ may the good lord
be with you ♪
359
00:15:57,467 --> 00:16:02,471
♪ down every road
you should roam ♪
360
00:16:02,506 --> 00:16:04,741
♪ and may sunshine
and happiness ♪
361
00:16:04,775 --> 00:16:09,445
♪ surround you
when you're far from home ♪
362
00:16:09,479 --> 00:16:12,447
♪ and may you grow
to be proud ♪
363
00:16:12,481 --> 00:16:16,151
♪ dignified and true ♪
364
00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:19,287
♪ and do unto others ♪
365
00:16:19,321 --> 00:16:22,222
♪ as you'd have done to you ♪
366
00:16:22,257 --> 00:16:24,358
Cheers!
All right!
367
00:16:24,392 --> 00:16:25,392
What are you doing there,
buddy?
368
00:16:25,426 --> 00:16:26,827
What's going on?
369
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:27,895
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
370
00:16:27,929 --> 00:16:33,067
Get your own guitar.
371
00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:36,102
If you'd like to make a call...
372
00:16:36,137 --> 00:16:38,471
- Sorry.
- Please hang up and try aga--
373
00:17:07,921 --> 00:17:09,588
I am so cold.
374
00:17:09,622 --> 00:17:11,557
That's because
you didn't bring a jacket.
375
00:17:11,591 --> 00:17:15,193
My first love is beet farming,
but it's a young man's game.
376
00:17:15,227 --> 00:17:16,862
Whoever heard
of an old beet farmer?
377
00:17:16,896 --> 00:17:18,897
Forget the beets.
378
00:17:18,932 --> 00:17:21,766
Concentrate on the hosting.
379
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,502
I can spend
a considerable amount of money
380
00:17:24,536 --> 00:17:26,270
having my birthday party here.
381
00:17:26,304 --> 00:17:27,505
Oh, really?
382
00:17:27,539 --> 00:17:28,773
Well, we have a number
of birthday packages.
383
00:17:28,807 --> 00:17:31,542
The pewter package has
the least amount of goats.
384
00:17:31,577 --> 00:17:32,610
It's not no goats.
385
00:17:32,644 --> 00:17:34,078
Still 10 to 12 goats
386
00:17:34,112 --> 00:17:35,546
depending on
the availability of the goats.
387
00:17:35,581 --> 00:17:37,981
Now, the goat package
obviously has the most goats.
388
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,817
What were you thinking?
389
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,152
Of course I am not
interested in goats.
390
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,354
Why would you spend
so much time
391
00:17:44,388 --> 00:17:47,958
going over the goats with me?
392
00:17:47,992 --> 00:17:50,694
I can get you exotic meats.
393
00:17:50,728 --> 00:17:54,262
Hippo steaks, giraffe burgers.
394
00:17:54,297 --> 00:17:57,432
We'll talk.
395
00:17:59,402 --> 00:18:01,937
It'll all be goat.
396
00:18:01,972 --> 00:18:03,973
Hello, Cece Halpert?
397
00:18:04,007 --> 00:18:05,240
This is Andrew Bernard.
398
00:18:05,274 --> 00:18:07,075
I'd very much like
to speak with you
399
00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:10,645
about your paper supply needs.
400
00:18:11,981 --> 00:18:14,015
That wasn't even
my worst sales call.
401
00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:19,420
Hi.
402
00:18:19,454 --> 00:18:22,857
What was that display?
403
00:18:22,892 --> 00:18:25,626
I don't know.
I just thought...
404
00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:27,661
If I could throw
this great garden party
405
00:18:27,695 --> 00:18:30,364
and show you how respected
I am,
406
00:18:30,399 --> 00:18:32,900
that you'd be proud of me.
407
00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:34,502
- Andrew.
- I know.
408
00:18:34,536 --> 00:18:36,603
I know that you're proud of me.
409
00:18:36,638 --> 00:18:38,406
I'm not going to tell you
how impressed I am
410
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:42,910
that you're a manager
of some rinky-dink branch
411
00:18:42,944 --> 00:18:45,879
of a paper company
in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
412
00:18:45,914 --> 00:18:49,550
How long are you going
to go on needing my approval?
413
00:18:49,584 --> 00:18:50,984
You're a grown man.
414
00:18:51,019 --> 00:18:54,454
Don't act like a little boy who
needs--
415
00:18:54,488 --> 00:18:55,822
I think if I
had parents like that,
416
00:18:55,857 --> 00:18:57,790
I'd be trying to convince
everyone all the time
417
00:18:57,824 --> 00:18:59,025
how great I was too.
418
00:18:59,059 --> 00:19:00,593
Guess we found Andy's rosebud.
419
00:19:00,627 --> 00:19:01,727
Rosebud?
420
00:19:01,762 --> 00:19:02,962
It's a reference
to citizen Kane.
421
00:19:02,996 --> 00:19:03,963
It's something that explains
422
00:19:03,997 --> 00:19:06,131
why a person
became the way they are.
423
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,533
I know citizen Kane.
424
00:19:07,568 --> 00:19:11,170
Rosebud didn't explain
why he was how he was.
425
00:19:11,204 --> 00:19:12,805
It just represented
what was important
426
00:19:12,839 --> 00:19:14,505
to him as a child
that he missed.
427
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:16,340
That school of thought--
Let's just agree to disagree.
428
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:18,810
No.
You're wrong.
429
00:19:18,844 --> 00:19:20,612
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
430
00:19:20,646 --> 00:19:22,047
I'm too hot anyway.
431
00:19:22,081 --> 00:19:25,149
My body has somehow become
acclimated to Southern Italy.
432
00:19:25,184 --> 00:19:27,184
Isn't that strange?
I've never been there.
433
00:19:28,187 --> 00:19:29,220
- Oh!
- Yeah.
434
00:19:29,254 --> 00:19:31,288
Ah, well...Yes.
That's nice.
435
00:19:31,322 --> 00:19:34,692
Thank you.
436
00:19:34,726 --> 00:19:36,393
It was a nice party.
437
00:19:36,427 --> 00:19:38,462
Uh, setting was
a little strange.
438
00:19:38,496 --> 00:19:39,897
The food--
439
00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:41,164
Sandwiches were dry.
440
00:19:41,199 --> 00:19:43,634
Bye, tuna!
Bye, Pam!
441
00:19:52,242 --> 00:19:54,911
Hey, everybody.
I'm going to leave.
442
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:57,379
And I just wanted to say
I'm really sorry.
443
00:19:57,414 --> 00:20:01,683
Cheeseburger or hamburger?
444
00:20:01,718 --> 00:20:06,421
Um, cheeseburger?
445
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:11,126
Nard-dog.
446
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,195
Thanks, Oscar.
447
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:25,239
♪ ♪
448
00:20:29,678 --> 00:20:31,411
What are they doing?
449
00:20:31,446 --> 00:20:33,880
Closing ceremonies.
450
00:20:33,914 --> 00:20:38,384
Nice touch.
451
00:20:53,693 --> 00:20:55,824
A paper company's work
is never done.
452
00:20:55,901 --> 00:20:57,414
Or at least it's not done yet.
453
00:20:57,501 --> 00:20:59,470
The Office continues right now.
454
00:21:00,574 --> 00:21:01,741
I think I left
my wallet in your house.
455
00:21:01,776 --> 00:21:03,443
Who cares?
456
00:21:03,477 --> 00:21:04,444
Right here.
457
00:21:04,478 --> 00:21:06,846
Mr. James Halpert!
458
00:21:06,881 --> 00:21:09,247
- Keys, forgot my keys.
- Stop forgetting things.
459
00:21:09,282 --> 00:21:10,449
I didn't forget them.
They're right here.
460
00:21:10,483 --> 00:21:11,450
That was stupid.
461
00:21:11,484 --> 00:21:15,920
Mr. James Halpert!
462
00:21:15,954 --> 00:21:18,756
So sorry.
I forgot that thing.
463
00:21:18,791 --> 00:21:20,858
Idiot.
464
00:21:20,893 --> 00:21:21,926
Whoo.
465
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:25,062
Mis--
466
00:21:25,096 --> 00:21:26,431
Mi--
what are you doing?
467
00:21:26,465 --> 00:21:27,632
Hey, I have a question.
468
00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:28,699
Who do you think is really
469
00:21:28,734 --> 00:21:30,634
the best salesman
in this office?
470
00:21:30,668 --> 00:21:31,601
That's a stupid question.
471
00:21:31,636 --> 00:21:35,839
Obviously...
Mr. James Halpert!