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Approved.
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- Chef from south park. It's genius.
- Just some chef.
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I've decided to pre-screen
all the Halloween costumes this year.
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Three simple rules:
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Don't be offensive, don't be cliche,
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and don't take the first
two rules too seriously.
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The gorilla from
Rise of the planet of the apes.
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The one who sacrifices his life...
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Spoiler alert.
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- It's been out for ages, man.
- Costume vetoed.
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- Somebody's already called that.
- Who?
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Kevin has a gorilla suit{\*you could borrow}.
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This is ridiculous.
Why not two Kate Middletons?
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Guys, I know.
I wish there could be too.
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It's like... I can't choose.
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They're both amazing, it's just...
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I stayed up all night,
and I watched that gd. wedding,
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then came to work
and made everyone watch it{\* all day}.
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- Meredith wasn't even here.
- Because I was there.
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You're the people's princess!
Diana was nothing!
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{\*I thought }You were at your sister's funeral.
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What I said was:
"my sister's funeral is this weekend."
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Didn't say I'd be there.
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Why is it such a shock
that I follow the royal story?
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Warms my heart,
thinking about them two kids...
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Doin' it.
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- Feygnasse Team -
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.:: La Fabrique ::.
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{\pos(261,220)}JoJo - NaNaeL - Vince27
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{\pos(215,230)}Collioure
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{\pos(246,230)}yomoy - BrJk
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{\pos(265,230)}The Ni.Knight
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{\pos(270,155)}8x05: Spooked
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{\a1}Can I {\*maybe }squeeze through the...
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{\a1}There you go.
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{\a1}There we go.
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{\a1}When they talk about the nice things
about dating a coworker,
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{\a1}they don't mention {\*one of }the best part.
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{\a1}After you're done dating,
you still get to work together
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{\a1}every single day.
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Jim, put it on.
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Put it on, man.
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I don't know if I can.
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{\a1}- Come on, the three amigos.
- Three kings.
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{\a1}I know, I know.
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{\a1}{\*Darryl and Kevin}They needed a third.
They bought me this jersey.
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{\a1}I said no.
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{\a1}Kevin started crying, so...
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{\a1}I am Chris Bosh.
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{\a1}If you get into season one,
then you'll really...
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{\a1}My god.
What the hell is wrong with you?
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{\a1}It's called a costume.
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You're a Jamaican zombie woman?
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- Ryan, will you tell her who I am?
- Whoopi Goldberg.
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Has no one here heard of Kerrigan?
From Starcraft?
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Queen of blades?
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It's all Toby's fault.
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Every Halloween, I tell him{\* the same thing}.
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Don't bring weapons into the office.
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Every year, he says the same thing.
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"Soon as I get my weapons back,
I'm gonna kill you."
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But there I am at thanksgiving,
alive, you know?
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{\a1}I'm the lucky turkey.
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Everybody looking good?
This is the best we can do?
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Not judging.
You guys look great, I just...
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{\a1}Wanna make sure.
This is the best we can do?
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{\a1}I just got a text from Broccoli Rob:
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{\a1}It scared me.
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{\a1}Then I got this text
from Robert California:
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{\a1}{\pos(18,240)}"looking forward to Halloween party.
Expectations are high."
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Scared the *** out of me.
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Good day, pamaroo.
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Could you shoot this off for me?
Australian accent.
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What are you doing?
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{\a1}Wanted to see how you do it.
If you're doing something I don't.
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- Are you...
- That Andy, so hot and cold.
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{\a1}{\pos(18,240)}One day: "fax these documents{\*, please}."
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{\a1}{\pos(18,220)}The next: "Pam, fax them.
Who cares what Erin's feeling?"
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{\a1}{\pos(18,240)}Right?
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{\a1}How would you rate me
{\*as a receptionist }on a scale of one to three?
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{\a1}Two?
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The second to last thing
I wanted to hear.
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You're {\*doing }great.
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And Andy put you in charge
of the whole party, right?
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Send completed.
You are the best in the biz.
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I can't deny.
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Bob and I are doing
the Scranton haunted walking tour.
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Wondered what kind
of people went on that{\* thing}.
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If you go by the banshee pub,
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tell The man in black I say hello.
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What happened, Pam?
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When I was 22, I worked there,
and everybody said it was haunted.
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I didn't believe it,
until one day, before we opened,
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I look up into the mirror,
you know, behind the bar,
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and I see this old man...
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dressed all in black.
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But when I turn around,
there's no one there.
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- I tell the cook my story...
- They have food there?
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And he said,
"that's what everyone sees.
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"That's the man in black."
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My wife does not believe in ghosts.
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This "Man in black" thing.
What was that about?
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- What{\* do you mean}?
- Trickery in the lights,
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or maybe you were so primed to see it,
then there it was.
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I saw a ghost.
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What I'm saying is,
do you ever wonder what it was?
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A ghost.
I told you this on our first date.
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I had just told you
about the day I met the Blue Angels.
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You had to top it.
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I don't know what to tell you,
but I saw a ghost.
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Looks like we're under a jack attack.
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And you,
on this day of fantasy, are...
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a laborer.
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Everyone, this is Bert, my son.
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Bert, this is...
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a paper company.
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Can I use a computer?
I need to check a hurricane.
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Here, use this one.
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Ah, look.
"Pin the wart on the witch."
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Did you know
I was bringing my son?
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I didn't, it was for us.
But he can play.
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Bertie-boy,
would you like to play this game?
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That stuff's for babies.
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Perhaps this party
will awaken the baby in all of us.
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Who shot our grownup party
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with a kiddie ray gun?
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We're still getting it set up.
It's gonna be really cool.
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Extraordinary.
Did you plan this?
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Well, Toby and I did.
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And I overheard, and thought,
"That'd be fun. Don't mind if I do."
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If you turn out the lights,
we'll do a little dance.
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Dem bones, Dem bones, Dem dry bones
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Now we're the skeleton crew
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Delightful.
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How are we today?
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- Fine.
- Great.
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Just fine, Kelly?
Everything all right?
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You're fulfilled in your life?
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- I guess.
- You guess?
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So there is something you want
that you do not have.
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I try not to think about it.
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Because
it's too terrifying to imagine.
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Now we're cookin'.
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What is it, Kelly?
What is this great fear of yours?
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Never marrying.
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Dying alone, that is very scary.
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And how are you, Toby?
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So great.
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- I put those up.
- I know. I'm taking them down.
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I almost wonder
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if putting nothing on this wall...
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This is more halloweeny.
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I don't know about this, guys.
Andy put me in charge of the {\*Halloween }party...
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Andy sent us in here, so which is it?
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So can we speak our minds now,
or are we still sparing feelings?
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Because I hate all of this.
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Very low pressure
in the Sargasso sea.
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Warm air from South America.
Cold air from Greenland.
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All signs point to the perfect storm.
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Perfectly mediocre.
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What are you anyway?
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A Jamaican zombie woman.
Leave me alone, ghoul.
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If you had really big wings
with blades on the end,
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you'd look like Kerrigan
from Starcraft.
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I am Kerrigan{\* from starcraft}, I've been censored.
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If you're gonna be a Zerg,
at least be a lurker, not some girl.
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Kerrigan is ruler of the Zerg swarm!
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She also has boobs.
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But no nipples.
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What's up?
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November's sure creeping up.
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Can't stop that month.
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What's the jive
with Angela and Phyllis
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helping with the party{\*, you know}?
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I just thought
you could use some help.
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Cause Robert came in
and thought the party seemed {\*a little }kiddie,
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and I guess I agreed.
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And maybe we could
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mix a little more 13 into the pg.
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But that's it?
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There's nothing about me, or I?
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Can we talk about it
at the end of the day?
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I got a call.
Gotta make a call.
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Sorry.
Yes, we can.
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I don't know.
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{\pub}I'm throwing the Halloween party,
and I want to amp it up a little.
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I think it could use
some extra pizzazz.
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Okay, where does Gabe factor in?
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Remember that Halloween party{\* you took me to}?
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The one where I started crying
as soon as I walked in,
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and didn't stop crying?
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Lars and Takako's.
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Let's say I wanted this party
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to be a tiny,
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tiny bit like that one.
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Just more adult, more scary and sexy.
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- {\*I'll make it }Sexier than you could{\* ever} imagine.
- No, just scary.
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If we wanted ideas for scary stuff.
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That'd be scary.
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- What are you thinking about?
- All right, let me go get it.
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Pam Halpert.
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Hey, it's Jim Halpert.
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{\*I was wondering if you wanted}Do you want to see a movie tonight,
{\*'cause }I've read {\*a lot }about this {\*really }great documentary.
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- Is it called Ghostbusters?
- It's called Ghostbusters.
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It didn't look like that.
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He didn't have
a buster sign around him?
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{\*Why don't you }Draw him?
Why don't we see this old man?
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Fine. I'll draw him.
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I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
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- Dwight, are you eating a stick?
- It's a root{\*, idiot}.
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Everyone hates you.
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That's really rude.
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I don't tell {\*you }hurricanes suck
even though it's true.
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{\*What do }You like tornados?
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Try influenza.
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What's the vaccine{\* you could take}
to avoid a hurricane?
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Open up a newspaper.
Look, a hurricane's coming.
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Suppose you're gonna tell me
the scariest animal is a shark.
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Try a box jellyfish.
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What are we talking about?
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I was talking about my wife,
and how she believes in ghosts.
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{\*And then we had a little debate,}And {\*then }Meredith said
that she believes in them too.
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You seem unimpressed.
Ghosts don't scare you?
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I'm only scared of real things,
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like serial killers and kidnappers.
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Not things that don't exist,
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like ghosts or mummies.
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Mummies are real.
There are mummies at museums.
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- You... prank.
- It's true.
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They've been preserved
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for thousands of years,
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they're all over.
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Why on earth would a museum
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put a mummy in it?
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I grew this party up real fast.
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Get out of here, little kid party.
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Nobody loves you.
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And clean up your room.
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Grown-ups are gonna use it later.
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Party looks fun{\*, doesn't it}?
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Everybody seems to be in there
having a great time.
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So maybe now would be a great time
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- {\*for me }to pop back on the computer.
- I'm using it.
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I'm about to play Starcraft with him.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah, I'm serious.
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It's funny.
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- Loser.
- Yeah.
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Do you think anyone's gonna notice
I've worn this costume before
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when I wasn't pregnant?
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I guess nobody would believe
it still fits.
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I wish I were an Oscar...
Liar...
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Weiner.
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Party's tight, E.
The fog is cool.
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It's on medium.
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Perfect.
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It really looks great.
You did a great job.
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- So we don't have to have that talk.
- We should still have that talk.
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Maybe you could come by my office
at, like, 4:45?
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Cool.
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Okay, everybody.
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Be prepared...
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to be scared.
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The cinema of the unsettling
is a growing film movement.
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The most well known film in the genre
is an hour long shot
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of a squirrel with diarrhea.
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Is that my grandmother?
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- What's the story?
- There is no story.
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Seems like there isn't a narrative.
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Maybe the filmmaker realized
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that even narrative is comforting.
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What the hell is going on here?
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{\*Okay, I think }We've seen enough,
you can turn it off now.
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Enough.
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Yeah, kill it.
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- Go ahead and turn it off.
- How'd you get in my car?
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Where is this from?
That is so upsetting.
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That was awful.
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- Robert, I apologize.
- I'm sorry.
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I got confused.
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I heard that you wanted
to make the party more adult,
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but I think I know what to do now.
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This game is called
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pecker poker.
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It's the game of cards
that gets you har...
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What we have here
is a classic misunderstanding.
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Why didn't you simply
ask Andy to clarify?
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Asking is a very easy thing to do.
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The two of you
are obviously very close.
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Oh, I see.
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This no longer seems
like my business.
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All I knew is that you wanted
to have a talk with me
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at the end of the day,
and I got nervous, so...
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You were gonna talk at the end of-
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I'm not here.
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Did you think I was gonna fire you?
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No, I wasn't.
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I'm sorry, this must be
really uncomfortable for you.
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I'm never uncomfortable.
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Erin, I think you know
I've been dating someone.
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Sure.
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And it's getting
a little more serious.
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She's never come by, so...
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She's never called here.
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Unless it's your mom.
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No, I didn't want her to call
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'cause I thought
it would be weird, but...
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Now it's weird
that she's not calling.
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Two dates?
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Three dates?
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31.
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I'm so happy for you guys.
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Let me know when you get to 40.
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I'll see you guys.
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I should go.
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{\pub}I just don't give a palm.
{\*I mean, }You're a rational person.
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Jim doesn't let me wash
his NFL jersey during the playoffs.
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- How is this any less logical?
- Careful.
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{\*First of all, }It's not like I think
that's gonna help the eagles win.
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- Really.
- No.
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That is just a bunch of people
participating in a collective thing
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that maybe the eagles will hear about
and wanna play better.
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- Exactly.
- Thank you.
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- Go, get up there right now.
- Got it.
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You wanna attack, or let them
come to us. Your call{\*, B}.
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Unleash the hell storm.
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Nice.
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Got him. Go!
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Is she Asian?
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I don't know.
She's from somewhere, I bet.
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- Maybe from the forest.
- Forest?
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Did he say his girlfriend's
from the forest?
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I don't know, Phyllis.
Maybe she's from the city.
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Looks terribly real,
doesn't it, Creed?
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- No.
- Are you scared of snakes?
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You don't live as long as I have
without a healthy fear of snakes{\*, bobby}.
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Yeah, I guess sometimes
I have nightmares
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about being buried alive.
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Honestly?
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Jim gives me the creeps.
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What am I up to?
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Like, a few years down the road,
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Cece says, "mom, there's
a ghost in my closet."
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{\*Now }You say one of two things.
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One-you're just having a bad dream,
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or two-let's go see what it wants.
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I'm not gonna freak her out.
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- I'm not gonna lie to her, either.
- Come on!
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When I was a boy,
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there was an empty house
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just up the hill from my family's.
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It was rumored a man
committed suicide there
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after being possessed by the devil.
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One day, a young woman, Lydia,
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moved into the house
with her infant child.
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That very night, Lydia was awakened
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by a loud, heinous hissing sound.
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She walked to the nursery,
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and there in baby's crib was a snake
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wrapped around baby's neck,
squeezing tighter and tighter.
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- Oh, my goodness.
- The crib was full of dirt.
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Baby struggled to free itself
from underneath,
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reaching and clawing,
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gasping for air.
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Embalmed bodies
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rose from their sarcophagi,
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lurching toward baby...
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For they were mummies.
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Amongst them, was a man.
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- Tall, slim...
- Jim.
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Almost instinctively,
she turned to her husband.
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"Wait," she thought.
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"I don't have a husband."
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For Lydia and her husband
had had an argument,
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one they couldn't get past.
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Each night, they slept
one inch farther apart,
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until one night, Lydia left.
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It was about this time
she lost herself
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in imaginary worlds.
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She had quit the book club,
the choir,
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citing something about
their high expectations.
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Her lips slowly grew together
from disuse.
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Every time she wanted
to act and didn't,
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another part of her face
hardened until it was stone.
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And that fevered night,
she rushed to the nursery,
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and threw open the door.
"Baby, are you okay?"
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Baby sat up slowly,
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turned to mother,
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and said...
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"I'm fine, bitch.
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"I'm fine."
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Fear plays an interesting
role in our lives.
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How dare we let it
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motivate us?
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How dare we let it
into our decision-making,
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into our livelihoods,
into our relationships?
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It's funny, isn't it,
we take a day a year
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to dress up in costume
and celebrate fear?
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{\pub}Hey, Bert.
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Wanna see the dance?
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You're fired.
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00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,362
- What?
- You heard me.
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00:21:08,881 --> 00:21:09,949
Pack your things.
403
00:21:11,266 --> 00:21:13,745
What? You can't...
Gabe, are you...?
404
00:21:14,488 --> 00:21:15,937
I'm the CEO's son.
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00:21:16,434 --> 00:21:18,834
Pack your things.
You're done.