1 00:00:19,971 --> 00:00:21,310 - No! - Okay, fine. 2 00:00:23,717 --> 00:00:25,077 Is something the matter? 3 00:00:26,108 --> 00:00:27,354 Smokey's dead. 4 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,856 Smokey... the bear? 5 00:00:30,022 --> 00:00:34,361 Smokey Robinson died, like, an hour ago. I guess I'm the first to know. 6 00:00:34,859 --> 00:00:37,103 Wow, that's terrible. I really liked him. 7 00:00:37,228 --> 00:00:39,152 Oh, you liked him? That's nice. 8 00:00:39,277 --> 00:00:42,577 Did you like when he changed the course of American music two or three times? 9 00:00:42,702 --> 00:00:44,645 Did you "like" that Tracks Of My Tears 10 00:00:44,770 --> 00:00:47,275 is maybe the last true love song ever written? 11 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,475 I'm glad you like him, Jim. I am completely devastated right now. 12 00:00:52,294 --> 00:00:53,533 I second that emotion. 13 00:00:54,084 --> 00:00:56,171 I know a few of his songs, but what were his big ones? 14 00:00:56,296 --> 00:00:58,733 Oh, God, Nellie, what wasn't his? 15 00:00:58,858 --> 00:01:00,679 I mean, um, Tracks Of My Tears... 16 00:01:00,845 --> 00:01:03,098 - Yeah. - Um, God, so many. 17 00:01:04,960 --> 00:01:06,854 Tracks Of My Tears and what else? 18 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:09,396 What are some more? What's one more? 19 00:01:10,566 --> 00:01:13,817 Okay, I'm not playing this game, Pam. Not today. 20 00:01:13,983 --> 00:01:15,780 I don't think you love Smokey Robinson, 21 00:01:15,905 --> 00:01:18,620 I think you're just doing all of this to prove how deep you are about music. 22 00:01:19,196 --> 00:01:22,826 Okay, I'm sorry that I'm not a fan of Jason Mraz or The Beatles. 23 00:01:22,992 --> 00:01:25,370 - You don't like The Beatles? - That's not the point. 24 00:01:25,536 --> 00:01:27,247 Eleanor Rigby? Paperback Writer? 25 00:01:27,413 --> 00:01:29,650 You think you have time to see these legends. 26 00:01:29,775 --> 00:01:31,084 What was I so busy doing? 27 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:34,227 It says here the "Smokey Robinson dead" thing is a hoax. 28 00:01:34,352 --> 00:01:36,089 It's on CNN as of two minutes ago. 29 00:01:37,993 --> 00:01:39,851 Okay, well, that's a relief. 30 00:01:40,503 --> 00:01:43,503 Look at that. Says he's actually playing State College. 31 00:01:43,628 --> 00:01:44,973 It's only three hours away. 32 00:01:45,642 --> 00:01:48,268 Oh, my God, Ryan, that's perfect! 33 00:01:48,393 --> 00:01:49,519 You have to go. 34 00:01:49,685 --> 00:01:51,187 Tickets are 250 bucks. 35 00:01:51,353 --> 00:01:53,328 $250 is nothing 36 00:01:53,453 --> 00:01:55,650 to the world's biggest Smokey Robinson fan. 37 00:01:58,851 --> 00:01:59,986 Who's opening? 38 00:02:00,379 --> 00:02:02,187 - Paul Anka. - Paul Anka? 39 00:02:03,398 --> 00:02:06,049 How can they make the smoke man play with someone like that? 40 00:02:06,174 --> 00:02:09,414 - I don't think I can see this. - You could just show up late, though. 41 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:10,924 Parking is 30 bucks? 42 00:02:11,049 --> 00:02:13,668 That's not what Smokey would've wanted... Does want. 43 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,337 Tears of a clown. 44 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:18,340 Don't call me a clown, Pam. You're better than that. 45 00:02:23,135 --> 00:02:27,057 - Feygnasse Team - .: La Fabrique :. 46 00:02:30,046 --> 00:02:32,263 {\pos(270,155)}8x22: Fundraiser 47 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:35,398 Looking good, RC. 48 00:02:35,564 --> 00:02:37,225 {\pos(120,270)}Ugh, I hate ties. 49 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:41,821 {\pos(192,220)}I feel like I'm being strangled, like I'm in an erotic asphyxiation sex club, 50 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:45,325 over on I-84... The red room, say? Or Dominic's? 51 00:02:45,491 --> 00:02:48,286 Robert, the Senator was gonna wear dark brown tonight. 52 00:02:50,412 --> 00:02:51,665 I'm sure it'll be fine. 53 00:02:51,831 --> 00:02:54,311 {\pos(120,260)}My husband is sponsoring a fundraiser tonight 54 00:02:54,436 --> 00:02:55,937 {\pos(120,270)}for local dog shelters. 55 00:02:56,062 --> 00:02:58,963 {\pos(120,270)}Robert California bought two tables for everyone here. 56 00:02:59,272 --> 00:03:00,753 {\pos(120,270)}They were lucky to get seats, 57 00:03:00,878 --> 00:03:04,246 {\pos(120,250)}because it is gonna be a who's who of the northern 22nd district. 58 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:09,466 {\pos(120,270)}I don't want to alarm people, but there is a distinct chance 59 00:03:09,591 --> 00:03:11,062 {\pos(120,270)}that we're going to be killed. 60 00:03:11,187 --> 00:03:13,660 {\pos(120,210)}- As long as you don't want to alarm us. - What's going on? 61 00:03:14,186 --> 00:03:17,095 {\pos(120,270)}There is a disgruntled ex-employee in the parking lot. 62 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:18,900 Oh, that's Andy. He's just hanging out. 63 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,206 {\pos(120,270)}Yeah, that's how workplace tragedies always begin. 64 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:23,942 {\pos(120,270)}A middle-aged white male "hanging out." 65 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:25,073 Call the cops. 66 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:26,866 I don't think he's gonna hurt anybody. 67 00:03:27,032 --> 00:03:28,910 How do you know? Why do you think he's there? 68 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:30,599 {\pos(120,220)}I don't know what weapon he has. 69 00:03:30,724 --> 00:03:32,316 {\pos(120,270)}Could be a knife, a gun, 70 00:03:32,441 --> 00:03:34,955 {\pos(120,270)}could be a series of guns all lined up to shoot parallel. 71 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,918 I'm going up to the roof, 72 00:03:37,457 --> 00:03:39,379 {\pos(120,260)}and I'm gonna bring my gym bag, just in case. 73 00:03:40,202 --> 00:03:41,944 I knew this would happen. 74 00:03:42,069 --> 00:03:45,427 {\pos(120,270)}Everybody told me if I moved to America, I'd be murdered. 75 00:03:53,824 --> 00:03:57,007 {\pos(195,220)}Just wanted to say hi, and hear you say, "everything's normal." 76 00:03:57,132 --> 00:03:59,733 {\pos(120,270)}Maybe videotape you saying that, so that everyone upstairs can see. 77 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,569 We think you might kill Robert. 78 00:04:02,735 --> 00:04:03,695 What? 79 00:04:03,861 --> 00:04:05,043 Because he fired you, 80 00:04:05,168 --> 00:04:07,824 {\pos(120,270)}which means apparently you're living in your car now. 81 00:04:07,990 --> 00:04:09,759 {\pos(120,270)}Guys, everything is fine. 82 00:04:09,884 --> 00:04:11,619 {\pos(120,270)}Erin and I are going to the fundraiser. 83 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:13,582 {\pos(120,270)}- Great. - That sounds good. 84 00:04:13,707 --> 00:04:16,159 {\pos(120,270)}Wait, what? You're going to the fundraiser tonight? 85 00:04:16,284 --> 00:04:17,500 {\pos(120,270)}That's gonna be weird. 86 00:04:17,666 --> 00:04:19,044 Why would that be weird? 87 00:04:19,210 --> 00:04:22,338 {\pos(120,270)}It's gonna be super-weird. He just fired you last week. 88 00:04:22,791 --> 00:04:24,549 Andy's just coming as my date. 89 00:04:24,715 --> 00:04:26,572 {\pos(120,270)}Hey, I hear you. I hope you're right. 90 00:04:26,922 --> 00:04:29,164 {\pos(120,270)}It just seems like it's gonna be really... 91 00:04:30,218 --> 00:04:31,389 Really weird. 92 00:04:32,379 --> 00:04:33,380 Come in. 93 00:04:35,428 --> 00:04:37,145 You really redid Andy's office, huh? 94 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:38,827 Yes, cut out the clutter. 95 00:04:38,952 --> 00:04:40,789 Very simple, very minimal. 96 00:04:41,398 --> 00:04:43,474 Can you sign? We got a shipment going out. 97 00:04:44,006 --> 00:04:46,404 {\pos(120,270)}How are things in the warehouse? 98 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:48,156 You could go downstairs and ask 'em. 99 00:04:48,731 --> 00:04:51,182 {\pos(120,240)}The warehouse isn't downstairs. 100 00:04:52,685 --> 00:04:53,686 Is it? 101 00:04:54,617 --> 00:04:55,413 Is it. 102 00:04:55,579 --> 00:04:56,694 {\pos(120,270)}Who knew, right? 103 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,553 {\pos(120,270)}Tonight could be the night that Darryl and I 104 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:07,932 {\pos(120,270)}go from casual work friends to actual good friends. 105 00:05:08,448 --> 00:05:09,963 The only thing standing in our way 106 00:05:10,088 --> 00:05:13,755 is the contempt he seems to feel for me. 107 00:05:16,737 --> 00:05:19,153 Robert, the Senator and I wanted to stop by. 108 00:05:21,511 --> 00:05:24,609 Did anyone order a blast from the past with a side order of sexy? 109 00:05:26,584 --> 00:05:27,779 Man, this is weird. 110 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:31,442 Want to shake my hand, huh? 111 00:05:32,815 --> 00:05:34,427 'Cause I want to shake your body! 112 00:05:37,466 --> 00:05:39,207 I had you. I had you! 113 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:40,913 Wh... Wha... Where do I look? 114 00:05:41,038 --> 00:05:43,306 It's been so long since I did one of these things. 115 00:05:43,838 --> 00:05:46,861 Okay, all right, how... Uh, what's the question? How am I doing? 116 00:05:48,655 --> 00:05:49,656 Great. 117 00:05:50,843 --> 00:05:54,742 Creed, I just bid $20 on six jiujitsu lessons. 118 00:05:55,387 --> 00:05:57,100 No one's raping this guy. 119 00:05:57,266 --> 00:05:59,644 Oh, I don't want to get raped. 22. 120 00:05:59,810 --> 00:06:01,835 No, it was my idea to not be raped. 121 00:06:02,143 --> 00:06:05,091 What, you think jiujitsu classes cost $22? 122 00:06:05,216 --> 00:06:08,286 If you're gonna play "guess the price," you should try to be halfway accurate. 123 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:09,788 $180. 124 00:06:11,358 --> 00:06:12,866 I don't think you understand... 125 00:06:13,032 --> 00:06:14,841 You guess the price, you win the prize. 126 00:06:14,966 --> 00:06:16,942 Have you never been to a quaker fair before? 127 00:06:20,789 --> 00:06:24,529 So Dwight doesn't understand silent auctions. 128 00:06:26,134 --> 00:06:29,302 I guess he's the stupid guy in the office, huh? 129 00:06:30,471 --> 00:06:33,151 'Cause up till now, we didn't have one. 130 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:35,413 What haven't I been doing? 131 00:06:35,538 --> 00:06:37,559 Just today, I was writing this rock opera. 132 00:06:37,684 --> 00:06:40,226 But it feels more like I'm receiving it than writing it. 133 00:06:41,997 --> 00:06:43,117 That's exciting. 134 00:06:43,242 --> 00:06:45,815 But until you firm up the idea, you might want to keep it between us. 135 00:06:45,940 --> 00:06:48,517 The hero lives in this dystopian future, 136 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:50,613 and he flies around in a spaceship 137 00:06:50,738 --> 00:06:52,739 that's shaped like a treble clef. 138 00:06:53,015 --> 00:06:55,491 And he has to sing his heart out to destroy all evil. 139 00:06:56,219 --> 00:07:00,319 - Sounds like you're doing all right. - A little better than all right. 140 00:07:00,704 --> 00:07:01,804 Really good. 141 00:07:02,414 --> 00:07:04,178 Oh, this guy's having a breakdown. 142 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:08,004 I really had no idea that you were passionate about animals. 143 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:09,669 My dog Gerald is my life. 144 00:07:09,794 --> 00:07:11,591 If you want to get involved, call me. 145 00:07:12,334 --> 00:07:13,593 This is my cell. 146 00:07:14,389 --> 00:07:17,055 I'm more likely to pick up at night. 147 00:07:17,339 --> 00:07:19,933 Say after 9:00. 148 00:07:21,939 --> 00:07:22,769 Excuse me. 149 00:07:24,225 --> 00:07:27,054 This confirms three things: I'm right about the Senator, 150 00:07:27,179 --> 00:07:28,553 I still got it, 151 00:07:28,678 --> 00:07:29,859 and poor Angela. 152 00:07:30,025 --> 00:07:32,108 Step in right away, and start... 153 00:07:32,233 --> 00:07:33,654 Bobby? Bob-o? 154 00:07:34,217 --> 00:07:36,324 You're a rock opera guy, right? You like rock operas. 155 00:07:37,174 --> 00:07:39,482 Check out this thing I'm working on. It's really cool. 156 00:07:39,607 --> 00:07:41,405 There's this character, Thomas Oregon, 157 00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:44,410 and he wants to destroy all the guitars in the world, 158 00:07:44,535 --> 00:07:48,458 because he realizes that music is the one thing 159 00:07:48,583 --> 00:07:49,963 he can't control. 160 00:07:51,009 --> 00:07:53,466 So Thomas Oregon is an evil figure? 161 00:07:53,632 --> 00:07:54,925 Evil. 162 00:07:56,090 --> 00:07:57,747 Although he's humanized at the end, 163 00:07:57,872 --> 00:08:01,099 because he weeps uncontrollably and pees in his pants. 164 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,685 And the hero, who is that based on? 165 00:08:04,086 --> 00:08:05,679 Me, I guess. 166 00:08:06,770 --> 00:08:09,774 We're flying so high We're cracking the sky 167 00:08:10,183 --> 00:08:14,247 Gonna fly out of this storm My girlfriend and I 168 00:08:16,978 --> 00:08:19,367 Hey, jabroni, show come class. 169 00:08:19,730 --> 00:08:21,494 She's right, you're being a jabroni. 170 00:08:21,660 --> 00:08:22,954 And you a Thomas Oregon. 171 00:08:26,954 --> 00:08:29,335 I think this may have been a bad idea. 172 00:08:30,056 --> 00:08:32,752 Why don't you let me pay for you and Erin to go out 173 00:08:32,877 --> 00:08:35,508 to a great, romantic dinner tonight? 174 00:08:35,674 --> 00:08:38,249 Don't need you to pay for me. I'm doing just fine, thank you. 175 00:08:38,374 --> 00:08:41,126 Why don't you quit harshing our mellow? 176 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,372 Andy, you should leave. 177 00:08:43,951 --> 00:08:44,976 Now. 178 00:08:46,891 --> 00:08:47,892 Excuse me, 179 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:51,774 I would like to purchase two seats at another table, please. 180 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:53,901 The tables are sold as complete units. 181 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,975 Then I'll take a table. 182 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:58,684 And a high five. 183 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:01,909 Let's do that again. 184 00:09:04,995 --> 00:09:06,095 Yes, indeed. 185 00:09:06,945 --> 00:09:07,946 When. 186 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:13,292 Forgot a few salads. 187 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:17,686 When. 188 00:09:18,468 --> 00:09:22,096 I stumbled into a very dramatic situation. 189 00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:25,058 Angela's husband just hit on me. 190 00:09:26,459 --> 00:09:27,795 - Oh, my God. - I know! 191 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:29,103 Wait, what? Come on. 192 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,126 We were talking about animals. 193 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:35,610 He gives me his cell phone number. He was just dying for me to have it. 194 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:39,124 I'm not saying you're not dreamy, because you are. 195 00:09:39,249 --> 00:09:41,949 But isn't it possible that he was just schmoozing a voter? 196 00:09:42,851 --> 00:09:44,744 If you had seen the look he gave me, 197 00:09:44,869 --> 00:09:46,579 he wanted to rock more than just my vote. 198 00:09:47,923 --> 00:09:49,082 What was this look? 199 00:09:53,068 --> 00:09:55,463 - What happened? Did he do it? - Twice. 200 00:09:56,147 --> 00:09:57,256 For real? 201 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:58,921 Not every glance means something. 202 00:09:59,046 --> 00:10:01,260 - Life isn't Downton Abbey. - Life is Downton Abbey. 203 00:10:01,863 --> 00:10:03,884 Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna talk to him, 204 00:10:04,009 --> 00:10:06,099 and I guarantee you, he gives his number to everybody. 205 00:10:15,566 --> 00:10:19,266 How much do you guys charge for a one full-year gym membership? 206 00:10:21,225 --> 00:10:22,226 Thank you. 207 00:10:25,489 --> 00:10:27,151 It's $475. 208 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:30,550 Like candy from a baby. 209 00:10:38,841 --> 00:10:40,633 - David Wallace? - Andy Bernard? 210 00:10:40,799 --> 00:10:42,900 - Hey, how are you? - How you doin'? I'm great. 211 00:10:43,025 --> 00:10:44,220 Still at Dunder Mifflin? 212 00:10:44,503 --> 00:10:45,930 No, got canned last week. 213 00:10:46,096 --> 00:10:49,225 - I'm sorry to hear that. - Best thing that happened to me. 214 00:10:49,391 --> 00:10:50,940 That's the attitude to have. 215 00:10:51,065 --> 00:10:53,119 When I got canned, I was lost. 216 00:10:53,244 --> 00:10:54,278 I poured myself 217 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:57,066 into this ridiculous vacuum for toys called Suck It. 218 00:10:57,438 --> 00:10:58,443 Yikes. 219 00:10:58,609 --> 00:11:00,375 Exactly. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, 220 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:04,031 the US military bought the patent for $20 million. 221 00:11:05,574 --> 00:11:07,869 Point is, forget those guys. Move on. 222 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:10,413 Good to see you, Andy. 223 00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:19,284 Call me a layman, but I wish there was some real food here. 224 00:11:19,831 --> 00:11:21,775 You know, like hamburgers. 225 00:11:23,319 --> 00:11:24,469 Or Oreos, 226 00:11:25,677 --> 00:11:27,281 or a pizza pie, or, um... 227 00:11:27,731 --> 00:11:29,265 What's another food that we like? 228 00:11:29,721 --> 00:11:30,516 Tacos. 229 00:11:30,682 --> 00:11:32,430 What I wouldn't give 230 00:11:33,195 --> 00:11:36,898 for a big mess of tacos right now. 231 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,608 I can go get us some tacos. 232 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:39,775 Brilliant. 233 00:11:40,108 --> 00:11:41,277 If you loan me money. 234 00:11:41,443 --> 00:11:42,893 Yes, I can do that. 235 00:11:46,681 --> 00:11:49,939 For two tacos, we probably need 236 00:11:50,661 --> 00:11:53,247 about $20 or $25? 237 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,416 - 30. - $30, yes. 238 00:11:55,696 --> 00:11:56,697 30. 239 00:11:57,042 --> 00:11:58,499 I've never eaten a taco. 240 00:11:58,624 --> 00:12:00,684 I'm not entirely sure what they are. 241 00:12:00,809 --> 00:12:02,587 As long as they're not slimey. 242 00:12:02,712 --> 00:12:05,343 And please, God, don't let them have eyes. 243 00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:07,470 Thank you. 244 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:10,681 So? 245 00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:14,685 This is interesting. 246 00:12:15,854 --> 00:12:17,068 What is interesting? 247 00:12:17,193 --> 00:12:19,190 I proved that he gives his cell out to everybody. 248 00:12:20,816 --> 00:12:23,622 - Or you proved that he thinks your gay. - He doesn't think Jim is gay. 249 00:12:23,747 --> 00:12:25,571 A gay man would not go out with those shoes. 250 00:12:25,737 --> 00:12:27,949 A gay man wouldn't leave the store wearing those shoes. 251 00:12:28,310 --> 00:12:29,999 You bought me these shoes. 252 00:12:30,867 --> 00:12:32,703 Before we bring out our guest of honor, 253 00:12:32,869 --> 00:12:36,851 we are very proud to introduce a great philanthropist 254 00:12:37,666 --> 00:12:40,318 and a great guy, Robert California. 255 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,051 Thank you. 256 00:12:47,217 --> 00:12:49,262 Why do we love dogs? 257 00:12:50,028 --> 00:12:51,893 Want me to tell you why? 258 00:12:52,018 --> 00:12:53,474 There is no answer. 259 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:57,295 Our love for them confounds reason. 260 00:12:57,853 --> 00:12:59,139 Can you believe him? 261 00:12:59,264 --> 00:13:02,024 State Senator Robert Lipton loves dogs. 262 00:13:02,646 --> 00:13:05,065 He asked me if I love dogs. 263 00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,503 You know what I said? 264 00:13:10,187 --> 00:13:12,743 Not a joke. That was not even a joke. 265 00:13:12,909 --> 00:13:16,122 Bella here was a therapy dog for ten years. 266 00:13:16,288 --> 00:13:18,111 When her owner passed away, 267 00:13:18,236 --> 00:13:20,839 she came to this organization for replacement. 268 00:13:20,964 --> 00:13:24,449 But people don't often adopt older dogs. 269 00:13:24,823 --> 00:13:26,383 So Bella 270 00:13:26,965 --> 00:13:29,446 and 11 heroes like her 271 00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:33,882 are being cared for by our generous volunteers. 272 00:13:34,007 --> 00:13:35,975 Because frankly, nobody else will. 273 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,359 I will. 274 00:13:40,145 --> 00:13:42,273 I will take all of those dogs. 275 00:13:42,757 --> 00:13:44,609 That's very kind, but... 276 00:13:44,775 --> 00:13:48,185 This guy can talk and talk all he wants, 277 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:51,490 - but it's not that complicated. - Why don't we discuss... 278 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:54,240 It's about being there for someone 279 00:13:54,365 --> 00:13:57,121 after it's become inconvenient for them to be around. 280 00:13:57,572 --> 00:13:59,248 Hello, everyone, I'm Andy Bernard 281 00:13:59,414 --> 00:14:03,377 and I am going to take that bitch home. 282 00:14:05,487 --> 00:14:07,537 That is a female dog reference. 283 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,617 "This bitch understands loyalty." 284 00:14:10,742 --> 00:14:12,178 Sassy human reference. 285 00:14:12,344 --> 00:14:15,035 Thank you. I will take Bella. 286 00:14:16,577 --> 00:14:18,643 And every single one of her friends. 287 00:14:18,809 --> 00:14:19,810 Oh, God. 288 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,147 Mr. Bernard? Please, this way, okay? 289 00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:26,233 Hope you all learned something. 290 00:14:28,651 --> 00:14:31,277 Kenny's gonna need this medication once every 90 minutes. 291 00:14:31,402 --> 00:14:33,279 If you administer it orally, he'll puke it up, 292 00:14:33,404 --> 00:14:34,950 so other end's best. 293 00:14:35,116 --> 00:14:37,495 Don't split up Daisy and Mojo because Daisy'll start... 294 00:14:38,450 --> 00:14:41,040 I was gonna say "bark" but it's more of a scream. 295 00:14:41,206 --> 00:14:44,001 I'm so ready to love all of these animals. 296 00:14:44,491 --> 00:14:46,540 This one's even bonding with me already. 297 00:14:46,665 --> 00:14:48,376 I know, Kenny's a therapy dog. 298 00:14:48,501 --> 00:14:50,925 He apparently thinks you're in an emotional crisis. 299 00:14:53,422 --> 00:14:54,929 Stupid dog. 300 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,200 If you would like to talk about this some more, 301 00:14:57,325 --> 00:15:00,184 my door is always open, so here is my office number 302 00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:02,269 - and my cell number. - Thank you. 303 00:15:03,710 --> 00:15:06,189 Looks like he really did just want to talk about the issues. 304 00:15:06,314 --> 00:15:07,149 I'm sorry. 305 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:10,486 Sorry about what? There's nothing to be sorry about here. 306 00:15:10,901 --> 00:15:12,382 I'm certainly not disappointed 307 00:15:12,507 --> 00:15:15,111 that Angela's husband wasn't hitting on me. 308 00:15:15,236 --> 00:15:17,375 I'd have to be a monster to root for that. 309 00:15:18,024 --> 00:15:20,162 A lonely, aging monster. 310 00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,332 Tacos were on sale. 311 00:15:23,498 --> 00:15:24,872 Eight for $3. 312 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:28,160 Oh, great. 313 00:15:32,835 --> 00:15:34,927 Oh, these tacos. Right. 314 00:15:53,751 --> 00:15:54,901 She's trying. 315 00:15:56,136 --> 00:15:59,640 The winner of the three-day trip to the Skytop Lodge 316 00:15:59,765 --> 00:16:01,454 is Dwight Shrute. 317 00:16:05,357 --> 00:16:06,358 Thank you. 318 00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:11,329 The year-long membership to Scranton Bikram Yoga is... 319 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:12,757 Dwight Shrute. 320 00:16:17,427 --> 00:16:20,833 A one-hour appointment with The Kissing Magician 321 00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:23,683 goes to Dwight Shrute. 322 00:16:28,396 --> 00:16:31,419 I think I can save us all some time. 323 00:16:31,544 --> 00:16:34,904 Dwight Shrute has won every single item here. 324 00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:36,404 Thank you very much! 325 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,653 All I had to do was look up the prices, idiots! 326 00:16:39,778 --> 00:16:42,077 - Suck it! - Well, Dwight, yes, 327 00:16:42,243 --> 00:16:44,330 you certainly are a record-breaker. 328 00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:48,078 Your donation is the largest we've ever received, 329 00:16:48,203 --> 00:16:51,713 at over $34,000. 330 00:16:58,372 --> 00:16:59,373 Speech! 331 00:17:00,303 --> 00:17:01,304 Speech. 332 00:17:01,429 --> 00:17:02,598 No, speech. 333 00:17:02,764 --> 00:17:03,724 Speech. 334 00:17:16,741 --> 00:17:17,571 Thank you. 335 00:17:20,175 --> 00:17:21,875 Wow, I can't tell you... 336 00:17:24,016 --> 00:17:25,616 What an honor it is 337 00:17:25,741 --> 00:17:29,542 to support this thing. 338 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,961 And obviously, that amount of money 339 00:17:32,127 --> 00:17:34,248 is no concern to me whatsoever. 340 00:17:37,269 --> 00:17:39,330 But I want to ask you something. 341 00:17:39,455 --> 00:17:43,848 When did it become all about the money? 342 00:17:44,683 --> 00:17:49,022 When did it become about the flower arrangements, 343 00:17:49,147 --> 00:17:51,227 and the white wine spritzers? 344 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:53,970 And all the dinner rolls. 345 00:17:54,436 --> 00:17:56,313 You people should be ashamed of yourselves. 346 00:17:56,438 --> 00:17:58,904 How many courses did we have tonight? 347 00:17:59,070 --> 00:18:01,323 Two? Three, maybe, 348 00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:03,387 if you chose the pudding. 349 00:18:03,512 --> 00:18:05,411 I mean, what waste. 350 00:18:05,577 --> 00:18:08,747 These tables, tarted up like victorian whores. 351 00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:11,125 Let's remember we are all here... 352 00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:15,212 For the... The dog society. 353 00:18:15,378 --> 00:18:18,299 He's what's important, whatever his name is, 354 00:18:18,655 --> 00:18:20,421 not any of this. 355 00:18:20,546 --> 00:18:22,803 So that is going to be 356 00:18:23,259 --> 00:18:24,513 my donation to you. 357 00:18:24,679 --> 00:18:26,076 Thank you and good night. 358 00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,067 Nice to see you again. It was lovely. 359 00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:39,236 It was lovely. And don't forget to call. 360 00:18:39,402 --> 00:18:40,403 Okay. 361 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,784 Thanks so much for coming. 362 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,322 Why does this always happen to me? 363 00:18:49,658 --> 00:18:51,658 I just feel so bad for Angela. 364 00:18:52,749 --> 00:18:55,372 So it just goes on under here, like this? 365 00:18:55,497 --> 00:18:56,647 That's right. 366 00:18:56,994 --> 00:18:59,423 - Oh, God! - You never get used to that. 367 00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:01,714 Hey, just wanted to check in, see how you're doing. 368 00:19:01,839 --> 00:19:03,260 I am so great. 369 00:19:03,638 --> 00:19:05,804 He's great. We're all great. 370 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,181 12 dogs. 371 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,975 This is my life now. I'm a dog nurse. 372 00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,977 Look at that one, though. He's smiling. 373 00:19:12,143 --> 00:19:14,521 He should be. It's his first day without a muzzle. 374 00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:18,734 This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. 375 00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,597 - Absolutely, it's... - Yes. 376 00:19:20,722 --> 00:19:23,280 - Awesome. - I'm sorry, are you guys nuts? 377 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:26,259 He's not doing great. He was fired. 378 00:19:26,384 --> 00:19:27,576 This is terrible. 379 00:19:28,071 --> 00:19:30,371 This is literally the worst thing 380 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,623 that has ever happened to you, not the best. 381 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:39,890 You're right. 382 00:19:40,626 --> 00:19:42,132 He's right. I am a mess. 383 00:19:42,504 --> 00:19:44,598 I've been trying to convince you that I'm fine. 384 00:19:44,723 --> 00:19:49,043 I thought that if I could convince you that I'm fine, maybe... 385 00:19:49,168 --> 00:19:50,891 Maybe you would think it too. 386 00:19:54,742 --> 00:19:55,743 I'm sorry. 387 00:19:56,925 --> 00:19:58,175 It's just, I... 388 00:19:58,711 --> 00:20:01,694 I don't get to be in a lot of human conversations, so... 389 00:20:01,860 --> 00:20:05,059 Andy, listen, it's okay if you don't feel totally settled. 390 00:20:05,184 --> 00:20:06,490 This is all very fresh. 391 00:20:06,656 --> 00:20:09,556 Admitting that you need help is the first step. 392 00:20:09,826 --> 00:20:12,811 And also, focusing on the positive. 393 00:20:12,936 --> 00:20:14,832 Like, I got a lot of good things going on. 394 00:20:16,278 --> 00:20:18,877 Like that rock opera. You could always do that, right? 395 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,629 Yeah, I do. I have that. 396 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:26,093 - You're gonna be all right. - No, he's not. 397 00:20:26,688 --> 00:20:28,595 Yes I am. Thank you, Kev. 398 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,011 You're welcome. 399 00:20:31,014 --> 00:20:34,612 Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. 400 00:20:34,737 --> 00:20:37,853 And by "sometimes", I mean "all times". 401 00:20:38,442 --> 00:20:39,592 All the time. 402 00:20:41,099 --> 00:20:42,499 Every of the time. 403 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,722 So some of us ended up adopting those elderly dogs. 404 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:48,824 It's been great. 405 00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:51,685 Pepper's been getting me out of the house, going on runs. 406 00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:54,355 My dog Ruby doesn't do anything. 407 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,875 She just lays there all day. She's so chill. 408 00:20:58,185 --> 00:20:59,415 What do you feed her? 409 00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:02,671 I put out Pro Bow Wow, but she barely touches it. 410 00:21:02,837 --> 00:21:04,131 She's so dainty. 411 00:21:04,747 --> 00:21:06,948 Is she sick? How are her poops? 412 00:21:07,073 --> 00:21:09,440 Doesn't really poop. It's perfect. 413 00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:11,305 Nothing to pick up. 414 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:14,058 She just kind of lies there all day like a good girl. 415 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,351 I put on the TV for her, 416 00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:19,688 but I have to pop her eyes open, so she can see it. 417 00:21:19,854 --> 00:21:21,023 Does she smell? 418 00:21:21,189 --> 00:21:23,400 She smells horrible, it's unbelievable. 419 00:21:23,809 --> 00:21:25,918 But I don't want to put her in the bath, 420 00:21:26,043 --> 00:21:28,093 'cause I'm afraid she'll drawn. 421 00:21:30,406 --> 00:21:33,156 People seem awfully interested in you, Ruby. 422 00:21:33,943 --> 00:21:36,243 I guess they're just jealous, right? 423 00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:39,691 Yeah, attagirl, attagirl. 424 00:21:39,816 --> 00:21:41,085 And that stinks.