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Man.
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My delts are blasted.
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I wish they had a chart
for how much protein powder to scoop.
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- For a 180 pound man with no fat.
- Protein powder.
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You cut it with water?
Why don't you just take estrogen?
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There you go, boys.
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See how papa takes care of you?
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I remember when people
thought biceps were all that.
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They'd flex them at the discotheque.
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I bet you think it's all about core.
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- Please.
- Core's critical.
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There are four tenets of pilates
that I live my life by.
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One: lengthen.
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Two: elongate.
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I think we all want
to know the same thing.
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Who's stronger?
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There's only one way to solve that.
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Flat curl contest.
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Here we go, everybody.
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May the manliest man win.
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Go.
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Feast on this, Lewis.
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- I love the burn.
- The burn is where I live.
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Come on, Gabe,
you can't handle his hamstrings.
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- You're getting hypno-thigh-zed.
- Speed set. One.
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- Here, this is for your elbows.
- Thank you.
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Five, six...
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Phone call from you.
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Keep going.
Eight, nine, ten.
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Ten.
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We got it?
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Very funny.
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Yeah, Jim.
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Way to mock us
for perfecting our bodies.
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Everyone.
Conference room, now.
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All right, easy there, grandpa.
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I don't need your help.
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- You don't need my help?
- Here. Just...
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- Feygnasse Team -
.: La Fabrique :.
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{\pos(270,155)}8x23: Turf War
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Morning.
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{\pos(120,270)}Somebody left
in such a hurry this morning
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{\pos(120,270)}that she forgot...
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These.
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{\pos(120,270)}The only thing
more delicious than your feet
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{\pos(120,250)}is the feast that I am going
to prepare for everyone.
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If you're gonna hang out
for a while...
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What's this?
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This dumb rule Robert made.
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He just wants visitors to sign in.
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Is this an attempt to embarrass me?
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{\pos(120,270)}No, of course not.
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{\pos(120,270)}I think it's, like,
if we make an exception for you,
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then we have to make
an exception for the water guy.
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And then, where does it end?
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Why is it when other people
spend time at the office,
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{\pos(120,270)}they're rewarded for it,
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{\pos(120,270)}and when I do it,
I am told it's a little much?
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{\pos(120,220)}Is it because I'm not an employee?
Because that's what it feels like.
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{\pos(120,270)}- Enjoy the alumni game.
- We have a deal?
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{\pos(120,270)}Thanks so much, Earl.
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{\pos(120,270)}Wow, simultaneous sale.
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They said it couldn't be done.
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Lot going on, guys.
What's happening?
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{\pos(120,240)}Binghamton branch closed last night
and all their clients are for grabs.
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{\pos(120,270)}That was a fine branch.
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{\pos(120,270)}Things are really bad
under Robert California.
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{\pos(120,270)}It's like a festival of poo.
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Come on, language.
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{\pos(120,270)}And we're not interested
in your sour grapes.
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{\pos(120,270)}- Tell him where he can stick them.
- In the fridge.
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{\pos(120,270)}The butt, in his butt.
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{\pos(120,270)}Sorry, I can't focus on zingers.
There's too many potential clients.
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You better watch yourselves.
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{\pos(120,240)}The Syracuse branch can't be happy
you're taking New York clients.
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Why did Binghamton close?
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{\pos(120,270)}Can everyone just please...
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{\pos(120,270)}I had a one-man
saturnalia last night.
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{\pos(120,270)}In celebration of
the finalization of my divorce,
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I got into a case of Australian reds.
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And... How should I say this...
Columbian whites.
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{\pos(120,270)}What is this about Binghamton?
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The branch closed.
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Forever.
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{\pos(120,230)}Closing the Binghamton branch
never occurred to me before today.
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{\pos(120,270)}Or, I guess, last night.
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{\pos(120,270)}But in vino veritas, as they say.
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{\pos(120,270)}I'm not gonna start
doubting my drunken self now.
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{\pos(120,270)}I got your voicemail.
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{\pos(120,270)}From last night.
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Wonderful.
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And the answer...
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is yes, yes, yes, yes, and...
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never.
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When's the last time
you lived so intensely
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that your brain
literally couldn't hold the memories in?
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- This summer...
- Apparently,
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I left a phone message
for Nellie last night.
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I need you to find out what I said.
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I am a little busy.
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'Course.
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Why don't you list the things
that would keep you from helping me.
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- I can make you a list.
- Let's do it now.
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What's number one?
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Why don't I help you now?
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There we go.
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Who the hell are Jim Halpert
and Dwight Schrute?
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Jim, Dwight, your last names?
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And you are?
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Harry Jannerone,
Dunder Mifflin Syracuse.
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What the hell's all this?
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Cherries jubilee
over homemade gelato.
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You live well down here in PA.
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I want to talk to you guys right now.
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And Lloyd Gross too.
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Which one's that guy?
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The salesmen have a commission cap
but we figured out a way around it.
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Lloyd Gross is a fictional salesman
we invented to...
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How do I put this?
Steal from the company.
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Embezzle.
To commit fraud.
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It sounds sketchy,
but it helps us get more money.
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Pam made a drawing of Lloyd.
He is a blend of all the salesmen.
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There he is.
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- That's Lloyd.
- Me?
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Yeah, you.
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Where do you get off
crossing State lines?
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Now, we're actually closer
to Binghamton than you are.
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Kimosabe.
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I like to think Lloyd Gross
is a no-nonsense guy
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who doesn't back down from anybody.
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And he calls people "kimosabe."
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They're New York.
We're New York.
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State line is the dividing line.
That's the way it's always been.
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There's no rule that says that.
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That's true.
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There's no rule.
You can check the employee handbook.
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Can I check the employee handbook?
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Does it say anything
about choking a man with my bare hands?
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Wait, no?
Are you kidding me?
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You told me there was.
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I could've choked
so many people by now.
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Stay out of my State.
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It's in your best interest.
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I've seen guys like you.
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Big guys who like
to push the little guys around.
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Lloyd Gross eats bullies like you
for breakfast.
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Just stay out of New York.
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Text from the old wife.
Gonna take that.
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Why don't we just ask Robert?
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Can we all agree
that the CEO should decide this?
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Robert's here?
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Look at us.
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Bickering like schoolgirls,
looking around the room
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for things to hit each other with.
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I don't think we were doing that.
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Chair, lamp, plant,
table leg, Jim's leg.
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Where's the Advil?
I think I've hit my limit
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on the Tylenol.
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Sorry, not Jim.
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00:08:05,821 --> 00:08:07,431
What must we do to get rid of you?
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Hire you back
and send Erin back to Florida?
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Message received loud and clear.
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Just have to get
the caramelized sugar
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- off the pan before it dries.
- For God...
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What a surprise you're here.
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Why would you close Binghamton
without a transition plan?
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- How do you mean?
- I forgot a pan...
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Stay there, do your dishes, go ahead.
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There is a time for every decision,
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predetermined many years ago.
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There's no benefit in questioning
why this particular decision seems...
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So poorly timed.
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What are you deciding?
We get a say.
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Listen, Robert, I don't have time.
There's a big client in play.
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- Prestige Direct Mail Solutions.
- Don't listen.
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Used to be Binghamton's.
I want it, it's mine.
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Prestige is ours. They do
half of the junk mail on the seaboard.
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We get them.
We already put a call into them.
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We need you to make a decision.
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- Make a decision.
- I did.
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Neither of you
are to have any contact
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with either Prestige or any
other Binghamton client
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until I have figured out
how to divide things up.
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As Solomon once said...
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Some bizarre energy
in this place today.
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Robert is going off the rails,
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making some funky decisions.
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Why is nobody gonna call on Prestige?
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It's a huge client.
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They could give their business
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to the first person at the door.
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Could be any idiot.
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Any idiot at all.
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Shaping a company is in a sense
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similar to training a geisha.
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You have to mold
not merely the physical form,
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but also the character.
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The two must harmonize.
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Are they still there?
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They want a decision
on who gets the big client.
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00:10:04,632 --> 00:10:06,508
They can wait.
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00:10:06,633 --> 00:10:08,520
I'll still be talking about geishas
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long past their bedtime.
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00:10:11,484 --> 00:10:13,431
You know, I trained as one.
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00:10:13,749 --> 00:10:16,649
Is it just me
or is our boss a freakin' weirdo?
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00:10:19,329 --> 00:10:20,979
I'm gonna get some air.
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00:10:29,008 --> 00:10:30,969
You know
what would be really dastardly?
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If we snuck out of here
and got to the client first.
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00:10:44,723 --> 00:10:45,672
He's running!
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00:10:48,213 --> 00:10:49,009
Damn it!
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00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,136
Damn it.
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00:10:52,845 --> 00:10:55,624
- What is this supposed to be?
- It's a monkey.
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Get real.
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00:10:56,798 --> 00:10:59,765
This is not a monkey.
It's got a hula skirt and a blue nose.
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Hold on.
Is this him?
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00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:03,017
- What?
- Is that him?
217
00:11:04,052 --> 00:11:06,651
- It's him! Do something!
- What am I gonna do?
218
00:11:06,817 --> 00:11:08,945
Go slash his tires!
Go dent his hood.
219
00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:13,158
That's it?
Great.
220
00:11:13,528 --> 00:11:15,241
That's like a five-second delay.
221
00:11:15,949 --> 00:11:16,870
Go!
222
00:11:17,281 --> 00:11:19,206
Does this thing have turbo?
Nitrous?
223
00:11:19,331 --> 00:11:20,931
- Hit the Nos.
- Nos?
224
00:11:21,687 --> 00:11:23,962
Like in Fast And Furious?
Yeah, definitely.
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00:11:24,087 --> 00:11:26,001
- Hit the Nos.
- Are you sure?
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00:11:26,126 --> 00:11:28,645
- Brace yourself. 3... 2... 1.
- We got it. Go!
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Here we go!
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00:11:35,783 --> 00:11:38,141
Hello.
Andy Bernard to see the CEO.
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- Do you have an appointment?
- No, I do not.
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I can squeeze you in.
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00:11:43,812 --> 00:11:44,814
Seriously?
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'Cause I could just be anyone.
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00:11:48,256 --> 00:11:50,070
I thought I was gonna have
to convince you.
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00:11:50,761 --> 00:11:53,281
- He's really not that busy.
- Is there someone here to see me?
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00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:54,658
Yes, this man.
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00:11:54,824 --> 00:11:55,874
Come on in.
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00:12:01,964 --> 00:12:04,542
So... What do you make
of this Robert California guy?
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00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:07,754
What does a guy like that do
on an average weeknight?
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00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,006
I'll tell you what he does.
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00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:12,647
Hello!
Hello, my clucking hens.
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Got room for another in the roost?
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00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,097
Don't worry, I won't lay an egg.
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00:12:18,514 --> 00:12:21,526
Robert sent me to take over
if Pam fails.
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00:12:21,651 --> 00:12:22,652
If?
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00:12:25,146 --> 00:12:27,921
I have been crunching numbers
all day.
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Math is for boys.
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I need girl talk.
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00:12:33,806 --> 00:12:35,156
Did someone say girl talk?
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00:12:36,949 --> 00:12:40,165
Sometimes I wonder
if I have ovaries in my scrotum,
250
00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:42,747
because I am great at girl talk.
251
00:12:42,913 --> 00:12:45,675
Have you guys been watching
any good Korean soap operas?
252
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,860
I'm pretty deep into
Hee-Jungcinderella Girl.
253
00:12:47,985 --> 00:12:51,256
Although, I definitely fast-forward
ugh the young-Tae storylines.
254
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:54,217
Do you think I'd like that,
or do I have to have an Asian fetish?
255
00:12:54,672 --> 00:12:57,469
I think you're gonna need
to have an Asian fetish.
256
00:12:58,928 --> 00:13:00,765
It'll be upsetting if you don't.
257
00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:02,331
I'm a former paper executive.
258
00:13:02,456 --> 00:13:04,031
I know the product and the margins.
259
00:13:04,156 --> 00:13:07,022
I can save you 25% on your costs.
260
00:13:07,188 --> 00:13:09,607
Why haven't I heard of you?
You got any references?
261
00:13:10,939 --> 00:13:12,110
I'm a rogue.
262
00:13:12,276 --> 00:13:13,486
Which is the best part.
263
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,914
That means you will be
my first customer
264
00:13:16,039 --> 00:13:19,371
and your business
will get 100% of my attention.
265
00:13:21,078 --> 00:13:23,954
I have written down
my personal phone number.
266
00:13:25,342 --> 00:13:27,292
You call this anytime.
267
00:13:27,811 --> 00:13:31,129
Every salesman I've met has given me
his personal phone number.
268
00:13:32,168 --> 00:13:33,248
Of course they have.
269
00:13:33,373 --> 00:13:37,594
Which is why I'm giving you
a key to my house.
270
00:13:40,270 --> 00:13:43,419
Whatever you need.
Anytime, night or day.
271
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You just stop on by.
272
00:13:46,060 --> 00:13:49,773
You want me to drive
to your house if I need paper.
273
00:13:49,939 --> 00:13:53,985
Maybe you want someone to talk to
or a place to crash for a couple of days
274
00:13:54,246 --> 00:13:57,080
My wireless password
is "eat, pray, love."
275
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Easy to remember.
276
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Ready?
Go, go!
277
00:14:22,351 --> 00:14:23,551
You all right?
278
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,116
Dwight, what are you doing?
279
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,151
Go, go!
Take the stairs! Now!
280
00:14:47,276 --> 00:14:48,890
I don't even know where their are.
281
00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:50,792
- I'll stall him. Go!
- God!
282
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:54,750
What are you doing?
283
00:14:55,919 --> 00:14:58,457
I'm gonna activate
the seismic failsafe.
284
00:14:58,582 --> 00:15:01,132
We'll be stuck between floors
for hours.
285
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:09,553
- My pants fell down.
- What?
286
00:15:09,678 --> 00:15:12,417
My pants fell down!
I don't have a belt!
287
00:15:14,363 --> 00:15:15,332
Hello, sir.
288
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:18,236
Dwight K Schrute. Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.
Forgive my pants, they fell down.
289
00:15:18,402 --> 00:15:20,488
An appointment with Mr. Ramish.
Right now is fine.
290
00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:23,241
I was here first. Dwight K Schrute.
Dunder Mifflin, Scranton.
291
00:15:23,407 --> 00:15:24,451
What's going on?
292
00:15:25,374 --> 00:15:28,746
Harry Jannerone.
Dunder Mifflin, Syracuse.
293
00:15:28,912 --> 00:15:30,951
I already made an appointment
with your secretary.
294
00:15:31,624 --> 00:15:34,169
Let me stop you all. I've already picked
a new paper supplier.
295
00:15:34,607 --> 00:15:35,837
It's not DM Utica, is it?
296
00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,258
No, no, it's not
Dunder Mifflin at all actually.
297
00:15:38,383 --> 00:15:41,952
- It's... Big Red Paper Company.
- Big Red Paper Company?
298
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,692
- Give me a cup of coffee.
- Me too.
299
00:15:52,817 --> 00:15:54,653
Or do you also
have a monopoly on thirst?
300
00:15:54,778 --> 00:15:56,699
All right.
It didn't work out for any of us.
301
00:15:56,824 --> 00:15:59,360
So... We're still on the same team.
Let me get these.
302
00:16:01,362 --> 00:16:03,865
Let him get his own.
He's got Syracuse money.
303
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,950
You know, your partner's got
a lotta attitude.
304
00:16:06,116 --> 00:16:08,870
But I like that.
How long you guys been dating?
305
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,925
Jim couldn't land me
in a thousand years.
306
00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:13,333
- But you're saying there's a chance.
- Shut up.
307
00:16:19,707 --> 00:16:21,424
I stole Nellie's phone.
308
00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:24,259
Excellent. Excellent.
309
00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:28,380
Though troubling that your
first instinct is thievery.
310
00:16:29,011 --> 00:16:31,726
- What do you want from me?
- Now we get to the bottom of Nellie's
311
00:16:31,892 --> 00:16:33,595
"yes, yes, yes, yes. Never."
312
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,680
Hello, Nell, it's mom.
You'll keep your chin up.
313
00:16:36,805 --> 00:16:38,875
It can't possibly be as bad
as you described.
314
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,235
Oh, yes, it can.
315
00:16:43,486 --> 00:16:45,550
This is MasterCard.
You are over the limit.
316
00:16:45,675 --> 00:16:48,543
Send the minimum payment
of $448 by Monday
317
00:16:48,668 --> 00:16:50,875
or we will be forced
to send it to collections.
318
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:51,955
Shopaholic.
319
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:53,456
Sounds like it.
320
00:16:55,339 --> 00:16:57,551
Hi, sis. Is your boss
still hitting on you?
321
00:17:01,463 --> 00:17:03,389
This is Annie from Second Nests.
322
00:17:03,716 --> 00:17:06,362
I'm sorry but the Romanian
orphanage felt more comfortable
323
00:17:06,487 --> 00:17:09,212
with a two-person nuclear family
than a single mother.
324
00:17:09,337 --> 00:17:11,099
- We're gonna hold out for that.
- Stop.
325
00:17:11,265 --> 00:17:13,851
We need to get to the bottom of this.
Come on.
326
00:17:15,227 --> 00:17:18,231
Okay, oops! I deleted them all.
They're all deleted.
327
00:17:18,397 --> 00:17:21,067
Pam, Pam.
You've completely bungled this!
328
00:17:30,746 --> 00:17:31,812
Can I do it, Pam?
329
00:17:31,937 --> 00:17:35,081
Can I pull off a gold Arabian sandal?
330
00:17:36,603 --> 00:17:37,936
Yes. Definitely.
331
00:17:38,061 --> 00:17:39,075
With your hair.
332
00:17:39,368 --> 00:17:40,369
Certainly.
333
00:17:41,092 --> 00:17:43,179
- You dropped your cell phone.
- Oh! Gosh.
334
00:17:43,593 --> 00:17:46,050
Thank you.
I'm so stupid.
335
00:17:46,216 --> 00:17:48,759
No. My goodness.
You have a lot going on.
336
00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:50,179
With Robert and everything.
337
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:52,807
Oh, God, Pam.
Don't get me started.
338
00:17:52,973 --> 00:17:55,310
- No, I will not.
- You've just got me started.
339
00:17:55,476 --> 00:17:56,882
Robert...
340
00:17:57,007 --> 00:17:57,854
is...
341
00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,897
a filthy beast.
342
00:18:01,899 --> 00:18:04,528
I mean, don't you get the feeling,
every time he looks at you,
343
00:18:04,653 --> 00:18:07,196
he's just thinking
of 15 different ways to do you?
344
00:18:08,405 --> 00:18:11,326
I mean, the man talks
of nothing but sex.
345
00:18:11,492 --> 00:18:13,420
But sometimes he talks about flesh...
346
00:18:14,082 --> 00:18:15,554
and bacchanals.
347
00:18:16,955 --> 00:18:19,584
I cannot even tell you what
he left on my phone last night.
348
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,879
No... Don't.
Just put it out of your mind.
349
00:18:27,074 --> 00:18:28,469
Pam, what is your address?
350
00:18:28,594 --> 00:18:31,011
I'm gonna send you a pair
of these gold harem shoes.
351
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:34,307
- No. You don't...
- Oh, yes.
352
00:18:34,473 --> 00:18:37,435
Come on, a little
gold Arabian slipper.
353
00:18:37,601 --> 00:18:39,544
Things are looking up.
354
00:18:39,669 --> 00:18:42,486
I might be a mother soon.
355
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:46,486
I have MasterCard
right where I want them.
356
00:18:47,233 --> 00:18:48,234
And...
357
00:18:49,406 --> 00:18:50,934
I have a new friend.
358
00:18:52,301 --> 00:18:53,338
A friend.
359
00:18:55,084 --> 00:18:56,085
At work.
360
00:19:01,045 --> 00:19:02,713
There's a call for you on line one.
361
00:19:03,556 --> 00:19:04,538
Who is it?
362
00:19:04,663 --> 00:19:07,074
He says Salvation.
No last name.
363
00:19:12,302 --> 00:19:14,830
You once put me on a list
of the losers in the office.
364
00:19:14,955 --> 00:19:17,843
Well, this loser just got
your biggest client
365
00:19:17,968 --> 00:19:19,477
to give him all their business.
366
00:19:19,643 --> 00:19:22,063
So hire me back,
that business is yours.
367
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,691
Don't, and I will find another buyer.
368
00:19:25,189 --> 00:19:26,359
You're blackmailing me.
369
00:19:26,525 --> 00:19:27,893
It's just business.
370
00:19:28,610 --> 00:19:29,611
Ah, well.
371
00:19:30,287 --> 00:19:33,237
I will not be blackmailed by
some ineffectual, privileged,
372
00:19:33,362 --> 00:19:35,410
effete, soft-penised debutante.
373
00:19:35,576 --> 00:19:37,827
You wanna start a street fight with me,
bring it on.
374
00:19:37,952 --> 00:19:39,664
You'll be surprised
by how ugly it gets.
375
00:19:40,237 --> 00:19:41,935
You don't even know my real name.
376
00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:43,876
I'm the fucking Lizard King.
377
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:56,307
Well, I gave him a chance.
378
00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:07,358
- Andy Bernard.
- You got a minute?
379
00:20:07,816 --> 00:20:10,111
I'm in the middle of a piano lesson.
380
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:13,496
I wanted to see if I could
interest you in an investment.
381
00:20:14,116 --> 00:20:15,074
Dunder Mifflin.
382
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,513
Dunder Mifflin.
383
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:21,372
Now... Why would I want that?
It's worth half what it was 3 years ago.
384
00:20:21,538 --> 00:20:22,589
Exactly.
385
00:20:23,076 --> 00:20:25,390
And you know
that with the right management,
386
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:28,880
it could be worth twice
what you would pay for it today.
387
00:20:33,378 --> 00:20:34,552
Why don't you come in?
388
00:20:43,082 --> 00:20:45,146
So what would you do
if you weren't selling paper?
389
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:46,898
Oh, man, I'd have to sell beets.
390
00:20:47,064 --> 00:20:49,708
- Probably submit them for competitions.
- What?
391
00:20:50,442 --> 00:20:53,070
It sounds stupid, but nationals has
always kinda been a dream of mine.
392
00:20:53,236 --> 00:20:55,072
How have we never talked
about this before?
393
00:20:56,444 --> 00:20:57,241
Wait.
394
00:20:57,407 --> 00:20:59,327
You don't even care about nationals.
395
00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:02,373
Nothing?
396
00:21:03,172 --> 00:21:05,291
I've always wanted
to own a bike shop, but...
397
00:21:05,457 --> 00:21:06,568
What about you?
398
00:21:08,088 --> 00:21:10,377
I'd like to sell one
big thing, you know?
399
00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:12,256
Like... a plane.
400
00:21:12,422 --> 00:21:14,439
One sale, I'm out.
401
00:21:15,614 --> 00:21:17,053
That sounds lovely.
402
00:21:17,219 --> 00:21:19,832
Anyway, Robert is gonna run this
company to the ground...
403
00:21:19,957 --> 00:21:21,057
So...
404
00:21:22,233 --> 00:21:24,435
We won't be doing this in six months.