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Hello, my name's Oscar,
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I'm an accountant
at Scranton, Pennsylvania,
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and I'm gay.
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And I'm here to tell you
that yes, it does get better.
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- When I was young...
- What's he doing?
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Stretching at younger gays.
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No, it's just a way
to tell young people
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no matter how hard it gets for them,
there's a brave future ahead.
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With you.
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No matter how hard it gets for you...
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Kelly! Seriously, I...
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Keep chatting.
I'm checking my makeup in your webcam.
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Do you not own a mirror?
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Webcams make me look
the way I look in my fantasies.
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I know, right?
What is it?
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- You always look good in those things.
- I'm throwing out all my mirrors.
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Okay, as you can see,
I now have a cool job
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at a dynamic workplace.
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Being gay is a celebration of life,
it's a simple...
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No, I'm sorry,
I just can't sit idly by
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and have the gay youth
of America mislead
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- by some reductionist...
- I'm not misleading.
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Pep talk.
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Sexuality is a spectrum.
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It's a paradox
to think of any sexual activity
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as normal.
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It gets better but it also
gets vastly more complicated.
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Robert, that guy,
he looks just like you.
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Damn it, Kevin!
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God!
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You okay, Robert?
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- Fine.
- Put some ice on it.
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In any case, it gets better.
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Maybe not much better, but better.
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- Feygnasse Team -
.: La Fabrique :.
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{\pos(270,155)}8x24: Free Family
Portrait Studio
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One, two, three!
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I wanted to give a nice gift
to the tenants in the building.
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At first I thought, "muffin basket".
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Then I thought, "what's
even more precious to people?"
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- Can you just smile, please?
- I don't want to!
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Their own children.
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{\pos(120,240)}Hey, everybody, just a few hours left
for the free family portrait studio.
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We'd love to see little Jada.
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{\pos(120,250)}- You can bring by your little angel.
- No, thank you.
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Jim, you've got those two cute kids.
We sure would love to see them.
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I know why you're doing this.
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{\pos(120,270)}Last week, I may have gone too far.
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{\pos(120,270)}I'll explain it.
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{\pos(120,235)}I found out
where he gets his clothes cleaned,
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{\pos(120,270)}ordered the same suit,
made with tear-away velcro.
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And...
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You can fill in the rest.
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Wha...
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Damn it, Jim!
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{\pos(120,270)}Now he's trying to get me
to bring my children into work.
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{\pos(120,270)}I think it's fair to be cautious.
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{\pos(120,270)}Let me get this straight.
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{\pos(120,270)}You lost all of it.
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{\pos(120,270)}All your winnings.
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$150,000.
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{\pos(120,270)}You're telling me
no one wanted an energy drink
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{\pos(120,270)}for Asian homosexuals?
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They did not.
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And you got half a million of these?
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- Well, I gotta try it.
- I wouldn't.
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{\pos(120,270)}Come on, what's the harm?
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- What flavor was that?
- Coconut penis.
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{\pos(120,270)}- The coconut's pretty subtle.
- Come on, man.
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Can't you give us a yes or a no?
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{\pos(120,270)}I don't know, man.
Y'all quit with a lot of confidence.
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Y'all came up in here dancing
and everybody was...
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Hold on a second.
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{\pos(120,270)}If I were Val,
I would break up with Brandon.
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{\pos(120,270)}Then I would date the hell out of me.
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{\pos(120,270)}I wouldn't give in to me too fast,
let me buy myself
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{\pos(120,270)}some nice dinners and such.
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{\pos(120,270)}But when I finally did give in,
I would go crazy on myself.
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Hi, guys.
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How's it going?
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{\pos(120,270)}I'm good, thank you.
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And how are you?
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Great, yeah, good.
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{\pos(120,270)}How the mediocre have fallen.
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Oh, God.
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{\pos(120,220)}I'm not here to get my old job back.
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I blew my opportunity.
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{\pos(120,270)}I'm moving on.
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{\pos(120,270)}I just wanted to come in here
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and literally beg you
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{\pos(120,270)}for something, anything.
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{\pos(120,270)}I will sweep the floors,
water the plants, clean the toilets.
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I don't need anyone.
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- Pull the poop out of it.
- That's not a thing.
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Please.
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Please.
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Give me something!
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{\pos(120,270)}Why don't you clean the carpets
for today?
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Up you get then.
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Pick yourself up.
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- There it is.
- Thank you.
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You don't need to...
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I have a delicious secret.
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Good.
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This carpet's overdue
for a good mopping.
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Is a mop the most efficient tool
to use on a carpet?
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Yeah, it is actually.
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I can't hold it in any longer.
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I am faking this, okay?
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Because I convinced David Wallace
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to buy Dunder Mifflin back
from Sabre.
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And at 3:00 today,
he's gonna walk in here
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and reinstate me
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as manager.
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Family picture!
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What?
Honey, we talked about this.
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No, we talked
about not bringing them in
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to Dwight's photo studio-slash-trap.
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Yes, and then we decided
that was crazy.
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No, we decided it was crazy
not to worry about it.
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No, we settled
in a much more rational place, remember?
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We decided that there's no way
Dwight would harm a child.
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But are you 100% sure?
I don't think any of us are.
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But it's free.
And we'll keep our eye on them.
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And we will make sure
that Dwight doesn't do anything
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C-R-A-Z-Y.
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Wait, C-R-A-Z...
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Great, right up there.
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You just sit right here one time.
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Here you go.
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All right, why don't you just...
give him to me and...
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Perfect.
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- Ready?
- This is great.
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There you go.
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- Let's do it.
- I'll just stand here then.
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Keep your eye on Dwight.
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- Sir, could you look into the camera?
- Let's do it, shoot it.
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- Great.
- Up here.
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Jim, right here, right here.
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- Good.
- Oh, so that's it?
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Yes.
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- See? That wasn't so hard.
- Cute kids, thanks for coming.
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- Hello, everybody.
- Uh, what? Why?
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What... How are you doing?
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My office got a call that they were
shooting family portraits right here.
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And if there's one thing that every
politician instinctively understands,
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it's a good photo op.
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You're going
to go through the hallway.
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Here's a map. And if you get lost,
just follow the blue line.
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Senator Lipton, welcome.
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Nice to see you.
May I hold him?
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- Sure.
- No.
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I am going to hold him because
I haven't seen him all day.
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I think that Dwight
is doing this whole thing
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to get a sample of my baby's DNA
to prove he's the father.
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Which...
Is impossible...
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Because the Senator is the only man
I've ever been with.
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Okay, hold on a second, folks. A few
of the baby's hairs are out of place.
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I like the baby's hair the way it is.
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Really?
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This is getting more and more
delicious by the minute.
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It's go time.
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Hey, Nellie, I made you...
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I made you some soup.
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Well, I don't want any soup.
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But it's really good...
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Oh, come on, Andy!
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I know this is going
to be a great payoff.
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A delicious moment.
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But after you're manager,
some of these images
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are going to be hard to shake.
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- Well, but it...
- Just calibrate.
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Okay? Calibrate.
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Okay, here we go.
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I don't want to throw
a wrench into the works,
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but I want everything to be perfect, and
his fingernails are bothering me abit.
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Leave us alone.
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I guess we're okay
with the fingernails.
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Okay, great.
Suit yourself.
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Although, are those excess skin cells
on his cheek distracting to you as well?
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Dwight, we're fine!
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Oopsie,
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did somebody make a boopsie?
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I'm just gonna take him out
and change him just for a second.
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He defecated.
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You're stinky.
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A lot has changed
since y'all left, okay?
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You're gonna have to
jump through some hoops.
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And the new foreman is here.
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Now she's one of the best
we've ever known, okay?
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So I need you
to show her your utmost respect.
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Make sure that she feels welcome
and at home, okay?
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Can you do that?
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That's
some pretty blatant complimenting.
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- I don't talk to her like that.
- Brandon?
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I would.
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- You would?
- Yeah.
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- You're trying to hit on my girlfriend?
- He's not.
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Yes, I am.
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Just so everyone's on the same page.
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So you really think
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she's gonna leave a guy
who owns his own restaurant
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for a dude who ate
his own restaurant?
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- Good slam.
- Thank you, biggie.
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- Good luck to you.
- Oh, and have a burger for me.
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- Okay, shall we take a few more?
- I think we have all the shots we need.
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- Thank you, Dwight.
- Okay, here we go...
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Give me the diaper!
Dwight!
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Is this what you were looking for?
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Andy, we wanted to talk to you.
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A lot of us are
very concerned about you.
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You're dirty, you stink of booze,
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you're limping inexplicably.
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I just want you guys not to worry.
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'Cause old Andy's gonna be just fine.
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This is what we're talking about.
What was that accent?
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And last time I checked, you were drunk
and now you're not drunk.
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No, unfortunately it's true.
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He's been a nightmare.
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And the worst part is
he's been taking it out on me.
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- You hit her?
- What?
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That is not the deal.
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Calibrate.
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He's not hitting me.
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But he's been verbally abusing me...
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That's not true either!
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That's also total...
Everyone, please relax.
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I think you're gonna
like this surprise guest.
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Happy birthday to Gabe.
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Oh, get out, skeleton man!
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I can refer you
to someone to talk to.
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Hold on. {\*- Give you a name or--
}I'm just gonna...
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Hey, what's the scoop?
Are you close?
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What?
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You have to come now.
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Traffic clears.
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No, next Friday...
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That's not gonna work.
Okay.
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Damn it!
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Well, this is not gonna be quite
as delicious as I wanted,
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but I do have a very tasty
announcement for you guys.
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Not only am I not a lowly janitor,
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I am the regional manager once again.
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Guys, I got my old job back.
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I'm not crazy.
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I convinced David Wallace
to give me my job back.
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David Wallace hasn't
worked here in years.
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Okay, yes, I see the confusion.
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I saw David at the fundraiser.
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He is now a multi-millionaire
because he sold his toy vacuum
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"Suck It," to the US Military.
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- Andy, come on.
- Even I know that's weird.
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I... Okay, I get
how that sounds crazy.
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Hey, Andy, nobody's
calling you crazy, Andy.
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We're your friends, Andy.
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Stop saying my name.
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- He's not making this up.
- Thank you.
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Andy tells me about seeing
David Wallace all the time.
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But have you ever
actually seen him yourself?
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Oh, my God.
Wait.
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Erin, come on.
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You know
I've been talking to David Wallace.
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Do you see David Wallace
in the room right now?
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Operation Phoenix is a go.
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Just get the car ready.
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Look at me like you're adoring me
and I look at the camera
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- like you're not there.
- I do adore you.
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Andrew, it's time for you to go home.
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You're better than this.
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Yeah, I know.
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Everyone's better than this,
because this is the worst thing
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I have ever seen.
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Why'd they add coconut?
I miss original.
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Long time.
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What are you doing here?
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Is it true you're buying the company?
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Okay.
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I guess the word is out.
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Please keep this a secret.
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I've been talking with Andy...
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What?
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Thought I heard my name.
What?
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I'm the new manager?
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I'll get to that in a second.
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But... it's me, right?
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- As we've discussed.
- What?
288
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- It's very possible. Probable.
- My God.
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From janitor to manager?
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That's quite a cinderella story.
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From M-O-P
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to M-V-P.
293
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There's an official announcement,
a few details to...
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From total loss, to total boss.
295
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Can we expect
any payroll interruptions?
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Now that is a great question.
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All your operations,
or most of your operations
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are down in Florida,
so to shift back up...
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I was so looking forward to that
and it did not...
300
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go as I thought it would.
301
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So we're not gonna be
a part of Sabre anymore?
302
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Nothing is gonna be a part of it.
303
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Joe Bennett's planning
on liquidating the rest of the company.
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Wouldn't wanna be a Sabre employee
right about now.
305
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I'm actually the CEO.
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I didn't realize
you were standing there.
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My friend, trust me,
this is for the best.
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I never understood
that corporate mess.
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- Great to meet you.
- Likewise, I'm Bob Kazamakis.
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Pleasure.
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I'd love to give you a little rundown
on what I've learned about this place.
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That's very gracious of you, Bob.
I would love that.
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Please.
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Guess I'd better take off
these dirty rags.
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Figure out how to be
a manager of this place.
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Perhaps your year of experience
managing this branch will come in handy.
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Gosh, I hope so.
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- No! God, Mose!
- Hi, Angela.
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Get out of the car!
Get out!
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Where is he?
Where is he?
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- I'm not supposed to say.
- Tell me!
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Tell me where he is!
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Mose, damn it!
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Where did he go?
Mose, get back here!
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Let's see that smile.
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00:17:10,149 --> 00:17:11,749
- Right here?
- Cool.
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Looks like I might get
my delicious moment after all.
328
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May I say one thing?
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It would be rude of me
not to let you...
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say whatever is on your mind.
331
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The quality of mercy is not strained.
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- No.
- It droppeth.
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As the gentle rain from heaven,
upon the place beneath.
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Do not bring Shakespeare into this.
335
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:03,129
How dare you play the bard card?
336
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It blesseth he who gives
and he who takes.
337
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'Tis mightiest in the mightiest.
338
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I just want one
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motherfucking delicious moment.
340
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,560
Is that too much to ask?
341
00:18:21,209 --> 00:18:23,359
If I were to hire you back...
If...
342
00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:27,905
What do you think you would do well?
343
00:18:28,342 --> 00:18:30,387
Special projects manager,
that's my background.
344
00:18:30,512 --> 00:18:32,618
I just go around
doing whatever I want.
345
00:18:32,784 --> 00:18:34,162
All right, you sly bastard.
346
00:18:35,370 --> 00:18:36,497
When can you start?
347
00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:48,300
Okay, everyone.
348
00:18:49,716 --> 00:18:51,390
Had a conversation with Bob,
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and since I'm going to be CEO now,
there will be no need for him.
350
00:18:55,849 --> 00:18:57,351
That's gotta hurt.
351
00:18:57,517 --> 00:19:00,388
But he's going to make
so much money from the liquidation,
352
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he's gonna be freed up
to do something much more important.
353
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,612
David has generously offered
to donate one million dollars
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in matching funds
to a cause that's very...
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00:19:11,198 --> 00:19:12,158
dear to me.
356
00:19:12,565 --> 00:19:16,131
So for the next three years,
I'll be traveling overseas,
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concentrating on all of my efforts
on educating, mentoring,
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some African, some Asian,
359
00:19:22,966 --> 00:19:25,755
but mainly Eastern European women.
360
00:19:25,921 --> 00:19:29,099
I had no idea how pervasive this was
until Bob explained it to me.
361
00:19:29,224 --> 00:19:32,088
Oprah Winfrey's leadership academy
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00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,489
and other schools like it,
while wonderful,
363
00:19:34,614 --> 00:19:35,976
end with high school.
364
00:19:36,101 --> 00:19:38,316
I wanna see these girls
right through college.
365
00:19:38,441 --> 00:19:40,275
Especially the gymnasts.
366
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,438
They've lost so many...
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00:19:42,604 --> 00:19:45,825
years of crucial education
368
00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:47,397
to perfecting their bodies.
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00:19:47,522 --> 00:19:50,101
Muscle groups the rest of us
can't even fathom.
370
00:19:51,019 --> 00:19:52,020
Gymnasts?
371
00:19:52,489 --> 00:19:54,507
You're going to seek out
uneducated gymnasts?
372
00:19:54,632 --> 00:19:57,117
Yeah, so I'm hoping to identify
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some truly exceptional women
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00:20:00,021 --> 00:20:02,500
who show great promise.
375
00:20:03,917 --> 00:20:05,127
It's been fun.
376
00:20:15,701 --> 00:20:17,379
It's been a great year.
377
00:20:24,518 --> 00:20:25,711
Hello.
378
00:20:25,836 --> 00:20:26,936
Where is it?
379
00:20:27,754 --> 00:20:29,171
They're testing it now.
380
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:31,123
How long does it take
to get the results?
381
00:20:31,248 --> 00:20:32,249
72 hours.
382
00:20:32,758 --> 00:20:34,051
You're gonna wait here?
383
00:20:52,716 --> 00:20:54,810
Dwight, I can't do this.
384
00:21:08,764 --> 00:21:11,015
- Hey, how are you?
- You didn't call.
385
00:21:12,912 --> 00:21:15,731
Well, the issue that concerned me...
386
00:21:15,856 --> 00:21:17,375
You know what this is about...
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00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:19,660
Cock.