1 00:00:05,636 --> 00:00:08,679 _ 2 00:00:11,617 --> 00:00:13,117 Stone & Son Suit Warehouse 3 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:15,036 recently lost their paper provider. 4 00:00:15,038 --> 00:00:17,121 They're a family-owned business. 5 00:00:17,123 --> 00:00:19,607 Jim and I used to clean up at those. 6 00:00:19,609 --> 00:00:22,376 We'd go in pretending to be family-- brothers. 7 00:00:22,378 --> 00:00:25,213 We did it at a family-owned law firm, 8 00:00:25,215 --> 00:00:27,615 at a family-owned construction company, 9 00:00:27,617 --> 00:00:29,617 and a family-owned motorcycle store. 10 00:00:29,619 --> 00:00:32,169 Jim and Dwight Shrupert. 11 00:00:32,171 --> 00:00:33,504 - I was the dynamic... - Yeah! 12 00:00:33,506 --> 00:00:35,923 Likeable winner that was doted upon by mom. 13 00:00:35,925 --> 00:00:37,925 Whoo! 14 00:00:37,927 --> 00:00:39,760 Yeah! 15 00:00:39,762 --> 00:00:42,763 And Jim was the closeted foot fetishist 16 00:00:42,765 --> 00:00:45,166 pretending to belong. 17 00:00:45,168 --> 00:00:47,201 The client never knew any of that. 18 00:00:47,203 --> 00:00:49,253 But I knew. 19 00:00:49,255 --> 00:00:52,023 I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills, Jimbo, 20 00:00:52,025 --> 00:00:53,741 'cause it's time for another episode 21 00:00:53,743 --> 00:00:55,943 of "handsome and stinky, paper brothers for hire." 22 00:00:55,945 --> 00:00:58,195 Sorry, stinky. Can't do it-- too busy. 23 00:00:58,197 --> 00:01:00,364 Oh, God, this again? You're stinky. 24 00:01:00,366 --> 00:01:02,283 Okay. There's no possible way I can get there, 25 00:01:02,285 --> 00:01:03,668 so just ask Phyllis. She can be 26 00:01:03,670 --> 00:01:05,419 - your older sister or something. - Phyllis my sister? 27 00:01:05,421 --> 00:01:07,255 More like my dead great-great-grandmother 28 00:01:07,257 --> 00:01:08,789 who died of stupidity. 29 00:01:08,791 --> 00:01:10,424 I have ears, Dwight. 30 00:01:10,426 --> 00:01:13,794 Oh, do you really have ears, Phyllis? 31 00:01:13,796 --> 00:01:15,596 Like all human beings? 32 00:01:15,598 --> 00:01:18,165 We all have ears. 33 00:01:18,167 --> 00:01:20,268 See what you leave me with here, Jim? 34 00:01:20,270 --> 00:01:22,136 Hey, I'm in Philadelphia right now. 35 00:01:22,138 --> 00:01:23,137 How is that my problem? 36 00:01:23,139 --> 00:01:24,722 Get in your car and drive down here. 37 00:01:24,724 --> 00:01:27,441 You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles per hour. 38 00:01:27,443 --> 00:01:30,945 Huh. How long would it take me if I drove 300 miles an hour? 39 00:01:30,947 --> 00:01:33,648 Mm. That's a good... 40 00:01:33,650 --> 00:01:35,449 question. 41 00:01:35,451 --> 00:01:37,518 300 times-- 42 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,354 180-- 43 00:01:40,356 --> 00:01:43,074 Um... that comes to 25 minutes. 44 00:01:43,076 --> 00:01:46,193 Yes. Oh, well, thank you, Jim. 45 00:01:46,195 --> 00:01:49,196 Yes, I am better than you. Thanks for acknowledging that. 46 00:01:49,198 --> 00:01:52,166 Okay, bye-bye. Love you. 47 00:02:07,238 --> 00:02:09,268 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 48 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:13,187 Darryl, looking good! 49 00:02:13,189 --> 00:02:15,389 Heading to Philly. Interview with Jim's company. 50 00:02:15,391 --> 00:02:16,691 Hey, good luck. 51 00:02:16,693 --> 00:02:18,943 When you get to Philly, will you tell Jim I miss him? 52 00:02:18,945 --> 00:02:20,611 Why don't you come along and tell him yourself? 53 00:02:20,613 --> 00:02:22,229 Ha ha. That'd be great. 54 00:02:22,231 --> 00:02:23,531 Kinda like ditching school, 55 00:02:23,533 --> 00:02:26,500 except instead of getting suspended, you get... 56 00:02:26,502 --> 00:02:29,120 what do you get? 57 00:02:29,122 --> 00:02:32,206 Oh, my God! Why didn't I think of this? 58 00:02:32,208 --> 00:02:34,575 Andy's not here. 59 00:02:34,577 --> 00:02:36,460 Oh, hey, Erin, 60 00:02:36,462 --> 00:02:38,212 I'm expecting a shipment of pens. 61 00:02:38,214 --> 00:02:40,131 - Can you cover that? - Mm-hmm. Cover that. 62 00:02:40,133 --> 00:02:42,133 What does that mean, exactly? What are we talking here? 63 00:02:42,135 --> 00:02:43,384 Details. 64 00:02:43,386 --> 00:02:46,053 A delivery guy will deliver a box of pens, 65 00:02:46,055 --> 00:02:47,972 and you just make sure everything's in order. 66 00:02:47,974 --> 00:02:49,724 What? Everything? 67 00:02:49,726 --> 00:02:51,609 What-- how do I make sure it's in order? 68 00:02:51,611 --> 00:02:53,260 I-- haven't been trained for this. 69 00:02:53,262 --> 00:02:57,231 Okay, see you later. 70 00:03:07,042 --> 00:03:08,909 Hey, guys. 71 00:03:08,911 --> 00:03:10,578 - Clark. - Hey. 72 00:03:10,580 --> 00:03:12,713 Hey, look who's back. Dwight Junior. 73 00:03:12,715 --> 00:03:14,749 Hey, so how was it? 74 00:03:14,751 --> 00:03:17,668 I mean... the sex with Jan. 75 00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:19,787 A gentleman doesn't discuss such matters. 76 00:03:19,789 --> 00:03:22,006 Especially when the feelings of a lady are involved. 77 00:03:22,008 --> 00:03:23,441 Women reach their sexual peak 78 00:03:23,443 --> 00:03:25,292 at whatever age Jan was last week. 79 00:03:25,294 --> 00:03:30,147 I mean, it was... like making love with a wild animal. 80 00:03:30,149 --> 00:03:32,500 But not like a cougar like you might think. 81 00:03:32,502 --> 00:03:36,654 It was, uh... like a swarm of bees. 82 00:03:36,656 --> 00:03:39,073 Bees that just find something wrong 83 00:03:39,075 --> 00:03:41,742 with every hotel room. 84 00:03:41,744 --> 00:03:43,360 Nothing wrong with being a gentleman. 85 00:03:43,362 --> 00:03:46,781 Like my mom used to say, "talk classy, act nasty." 86 00:03:46,783 --> 00:03:48,616 What's with the wig, Meredith? 87 00:03:48,618 --> 00:03:50,297 What, is it on backwards? 88 00:03:52,822 --> 00:03:54,988 Nope. You got it. You fixed it. 89 00:03:54,990 --> 00:03:58,292 Uh, I have a gift from Jan. 90 00:03:58,294 --> 00:03:59,993 It's an espresso maker. 91 00:03:59,995 --> 00:04:01,879 - Ooh! - We came to be quite fond 92 00:04:01,881 --> 00:04:04,181 of espresso on the Amalfi Coast, so... 93 00:04:04,183 --> 00:04:06,025 bon appetit. 94 00:04:07,437 --> 00:04:09,920 Ooh! 16 types of espresso. 95 00:04:09,922 --> 00:04:11,272 Now, that's Italian. 96 00:04:11,274 --> 00:04:12,473 My friend has one of these. 97 00:04:12,475 --> 00:04:14,558 Fool-proof espresso every time. 98 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:15,976 Always with the friends, Oscar. 99 00:04:15,978 --> 00:04:18,479 Can't we just enjoy the new espresso machine? 100 00:04:18,481 --> 00:04:20,231 Actually, it's pronounced espresso. 101 00:04:20,233 --> 00:04:22,316 Wait. That's what you said. 102 00:04:22,318 --> 00:04:25,619 I apologize. I just assumed you would mispronounce it. 103 00:04:25,621 --> 00:04:27,142 So... 104 00:04:29,242 --> 00:04:31,625 There he is! Ha ha! 105 00:04:31,627 --> 00:04:33,410 We are all so proud of you 106 00:04:33,412 --> 00:04:34,829 for the small part that you played 107 00:04:34,831 --> 00:04:36,330 in landing the White Pages. 108 00:04:36,332 --> 00:04:38,999 Prouder of me, but... 109 00:04:39,001 --> 00:04:40,584 If you really want to show appreciation, 110 00:04:40,586 --> 00:04:41,919 just give me half the commission. 111 00:04:41,921 --> 00:04:45,222 Gosh, you know, I wish I could but, uh... 112 00:04:45,224 --> 00:04:46,423 no. 113 00:04:46,425 --> 00:04:47,925 Hey, listen, remember how everyone 114 00:04:47,927 --> 00:04:50,427 used to call you Dwight Junior and how much you loved that? 115 00:04:50,429 --> 00:04:52,179 Ha ha ha. I loved it. 116 00:04:52,181 --> 00:04:55,432 How would like to pretend to be my son 117 00:04:55,434 --> 00:04:57,268 in order to land a sale? 118 00:04:57,270 --> 00:04:59,270 If it'll lead to me being a salesman, 119 00:04:59,272 --> 00:05:01,188 I'll pretend to be your friend. 120 00:05:01,190 --> 00:05:04,325 Then, looks like we have a deal... 121 00:05:04,327 --> 00:05:06,494 son. 122 00:05:09,948 --> 00:05:11,332 Hi, guys. 123 00:05:11,334 --> 00:05:13,450 Hey, look who it is. 124 00:05:13,452 --> 00:05:16,253 Sorry. Super-busy. Pens coming in later. 125 00:05:16,255 --> 00:05:18,789 Just grabbing a java before all hell breaks loose. 126 00:05:18,791 --> 00:05:22,126 - Try this one. - Thank you. 127 00:05:23,745 --> 00:05:25,746 I don't really have time to think about Pete right now. 128 00:05:25,748 --> 00:05:28,716 I just have a lot going on with this whole shipment of pens. 129 00:05:28,718 --> 00:05:30,250 And I have a lot of people trusting me, 130 00:05:30,252 --> 00:05:33,387 and I would feel super-guilty if I broke anyone's trust. 131 00:05:33,389 --> 00:05:35,306 About the pens. 132 00:05:35,308 --> 00:05:36,774 You ready for your interview? 133 00:05:36,776 --> 00:05:38,893 I was born ready! 134 00:05:38,895 --> 00:05:40,811 No. I suck at interviews. 135 00:05:40,813 --> 00:05:43,113 I had Andy's job in the bag until my interview. 136 00:05:43,115 --> 00:05:44,949 Well, you shouldn't be nervous about this. 137 00:05:44,951 --> 00:05:47,902 This is a tiny start-up with a bunch of guys 138 00:05:47,904 --> 00:05:51,372 - just as dorky as Jim. - Yeah, I guess. 139 00:05:51,374 --> 00:05:54,625 Really, you can't be scared of a room full of Jims. 140 00:05:54,627 --> 00:05:58,295 I love the guy, but he's basically gumby with hair. 141 00:06:00,165 --> 00:06:02,115 It's kind of funny. 142 00:06:02,117 --> 00:06:03,551 Father and son sales team 143 00:06:03,553 --> 00:06:05,753 meeting with a father and son suit store. 144 00:06:05,755 --> 00:06:08,789 You know, you're right! 145 00:06:08,791 --> 00:06:10,724 We hadn't even thought of that, had we, boy? 146 00:06:10,726 --> 00:06:13,677 No, we sure hadn't, pop. 147 00:06:13,679 --> 00:06:16,180 Oh! You're a hunter, I see. 148 00:06:16,182 --> 00:06:18,399 Spend your early mornings out in the blinds 149 00:06:18,401 --> 00:06:20,734 like Clarky and me? Huh? 150 00:06:20,736 --> 00:06:23,136 He calls me Clarky 'cause he's my dad. 151 00:06:23,138 --> 00:06:24,271 Guilty. 152 00:06:24,273 --> 00:06:26,607 You don't meet many hunters these days. 153 00:06:26,609 --> 00:06:28,525 My dad is the best hunter there is. 154 00:06:28,527 --> 00:06:31,528 I mean, he's like a serial killer... of animals. 155 00:06:31,530 --> 00:06:34,164 One time he snuck up behind a sleeping deer 156 00:06:34,166 --> 00:06:36,917 and just sawed its head right off-- it was sick! 157 00:06:40,339 --> 00:06:41,872 It was his birthday. 158 00:06:41,874 --> 00:06:45,042 - Just turned three, so... - Ah. 159 00:06:45,044 --> 00:06:47,628 You guys, I kinda think I want to try them all. 160 00:06:47,630 --> 00:06:48,829 Is that crazy? 161 00:06:48,831 --> 00:06:50,514 No. Look, without a taste test, 162 00:06:50,516 --> 00:06:52,299 how are we supposed to know which flavors we like 163 00:06:52,301 --> 00:06:53,500 to reorder? 164 00:06:53,502 --> 00:06:55,469 Taste test? I'm in. 165 00:06:55,471 --> 00:06:58,005 ♪ Yolo! ♪ 166 00:06:58,007 --> 00:06:59,390 - What? - Ooh. 167 00:06:59,392 --> 00:07:01,642 It's a thing. It means you only live once. 168 00:07:01,644 --> 00:07:04,278 Yeah, we're aware of what it means, Oscar. 169 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,647 You just do not look cool saying it. 170 00:07:06,649 --> 00:07:08,482 - Well-- - All right, everybody. 171 00:07:08,484 --> 00:07:10,746 - Who's in? - Yep. 172 00:07:12,571 --> 00:07:14,622 Angela. 173 00:07:14,624 --> 00:07:15,990 Don't make us come over there. 174 00:07:15,992 --> 00:07:17,491 No, I don't-- no. 175 00:07:17,493 --> 00:07:19,693 All right, let's go. 176 00:07:19,695 --> 00:07:22,296 Can't I just agree without putting my hand in? 177 00:07:22,298 --> 00:07:23,864 - Absolutely not. - No way. 178 00:07:23,866 --> 00:07:26,834 Oh, fine. 179 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:31,038 Okay, guys. 180 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:33,841 We all drink them all. 181 00:07:33,843 --> 00:07:35,976 We all drink them all. 182 00:07:35,978 --> 00:07:37,144 - Yes. - Yes. 183 00:07:37,146 --> 00:07:39,013 - Whoo! - Hey. 184 00:07:39,015 --> 00:07:41,882 - Where's my ring? - I'm sure it'll turn up. 185 00:07:44,152 --> 00:07:46,053 Yes, ma'am, you wanna go east on Franklin, 186 00:07:46,055 --> 00:07:47,938 take that all the way to Commonwealth. 187 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:49,940 You'll see us on the right side. You can't miss us. 188 00:07:49,942 --> 00:07:51,442 - Whoa. - Yes. 189 00:07:51,444 --> 00:07:53,393 And I want to reach every demographic possible. 190 00:07:53,395 --> 00:07:54,778 No, I hear what you're saying, and we will. 191 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:57,230 The thing is, we gotta lock down this key demographic first. 192 00:07:57,232 --> 00:07:58,832 The rest will come. I promise. 193 00:07:58,834 --> 00:08:00,117 Just give me a couple weeks, all right? 194 00:08:00,119 --> 00:08:01,535 We're talking weeks here, not months, right? 195 00:08:01,537 --> 00:08:02,753 Weeks. Always weeks. 196 00:08:02,755 --> 00:08:04,872 Man, the last time I talked months was, like... 197 00:08:04,874 --> 00:08:07,508 - a million weeks ago. - All right. Good. 198 00:08:07,510 --> 00:08:10,410 Thanks, Dennis, appreciate it. Hey! 199 00:08:10,412 --> 00:08:12,880 - How are you? - Good. 200 00:08:12,882 --> 00:08:14,765 - What are you doing here? - I just wanted to see you. 201 00:08:14,767 --> 00:08:16,350 - That's so great! - Damn. 202 00:08:16,352 --> 00:08:19,252 Jim, you got a real Facebook energy going on here, man. 203 00:08:19,254 --> 00:08:21,105 You Zuckerberged this place out. 204 00:08:21,107 --> 00:08:23,423 It's pretty great, right? I mean, we're coming along-- 205 00:08:23,425 --> 00:08:26,894 hey, Wade, we gotta just push up Dennis's timeline. 206 00:08:26,896 --> 00:08:28,762 - Okay. - Actually, you know what? 207 00:08:28,764 --> 00:08:30,764 Give me one second, okay? Make yourselves at home. 208 00:08:32,901 --> 00:08:35,536 But I think that all of your concerns will be answered 209 00:08:35,538 --> 00:08:38,038 when you see the brochure that Clark's getting out of my car. 210 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,240 He's a good boy. Does whatever I say. 211 00:08:40,242 --> 00:08:42,776 I can't relate to that. 212 00:08:42,778 --> 00:08:44,294 My son hates my guts. 213 00:08:44,296 --> 00:08:46,380 Oh? Really? 214 00:08:46,382 --> 00:08:48,716 Bring him into the business, and he resents me. 215 00:08:48,718 --> 00:08:50,718 How do you like that? 216 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,836 Well, things between me and Clark are good, 217 00:08:52,838 --> 00:08:54,171 not great. 218 00:08:54,173 --> 00:08:58,125 In fact, I will say that they're not even good. 219 00:08:58,127 --> 00:09:01,145 Really, they're bad. Like you and your son. 220 00:09:01,147 --> 00:09:03,230 Here you go, pop. 221 00:09:03,232 --> 00:09:05,265 I know it was just a couple minutes, but... 222 00:09:05,267 --> 00:09:07,985 - God, I missed you. - What took you so long? 223 00:09:07,987 --> 00:09:09,937 Were you loitering out there like a Hooligan, 224 00:09:09,939 --> 00:09:12,356 smoking a doobie? 225 00:09:12,358 --> 00:09:15,909 I sure was. Just like he taught me. 226 00:09:15,911 --> 00:09:20,080 - Looking cool. - You're being disrespectful! 227 00:09:20,082 --> 00:09:23,316 And I love you... for saying that. 228 00:09:24,652 --> 00:09:27,320 We don't get along. 229 00:09:27,322 --> 00:09:29,456 Ha ha! 230 00:09:29,458 --> 00:09:30,824 I just burned him. 231 00:09:30,826 --> 00:09:32,659 Because the truth is... 232 00:09:32,661 --> 00:09:35,829 our relationship is... 233 00:09:35,831 --> 00:09:37,264 - Ter-- terrible. - Terrible. 234 00:09:37,266 --> 00:09:39,049 Yes. Genius. 235 00:09:39,051 --> 00:09:41,635 Stupid, stupid genius! 236 00:09:46,254 --> 00:09:49,256 Wow! This place is... so great. 237 00:09:49,258 --> 00:09:51,675 I had no idea-- on the phone, you made it sound kind of dinky. 238 00:09:51,677 --> 00:09:53,811 Well, I mean, I don't even have the paycheck yet. 239 00:09:53,813 --> 00:09:55,096 It is a start-up, so... 240 00:09:55,098 --> 00:09:56,597 These things go down all the time. 241 00:09:56,599 --> 00:09:59,817 If this company's going down, I wanna go down on it. 242 00:09:59,819 --> 00:10:01,235 With it. I wanna go down with it. 243 00:10:01,237 --> 00:10:02,603 Are you cool to just hang out? 244 00:10:02,605 --> 00:10:04,071 - Sure, no problem. - Yeah? 245 00:10:04,073 --> 00:10:05,439 - You ready? - Yeah. 246 00:10:05,441 --> 00:10:08,642 Let's do it. 247 00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:23,724 The pen delivery went amazing, 248 00:10:23,726 --> 00:10:25,993 and now I've got all these pens just waiting to be unpacked. 249 00:10:25,995 --> 00:10:27,845 But Pam did not tell me to unpack the pens, 250 00:10:27,847 --> 00:10:29,346 and I'm not one of those people who's just like, "uh, sure, 251 00:10:29,348 --> 00:10:30,831 I'll accept the pens when they come in," 252 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:32,133 and then as soon as your back's turned, 253 00:10:32,135 --> 00:10:33,768 I unpack the pens and get all this credit 254 00:10:33,770 --> 00:10:35,686 and some great pen unpacker. 255 00:10:35,688 --> 00:10:38,105 On the other hand... they are just sitting here. 256 00:10:38,107 --> 00:10:41,225 Pam didn't tell me not to unpack them. 257 00:10:41,227 --> 00:10:43,444 Don't wanna be a busybody, but I don't wanna be a lazybones. 258 00:10:43,446 --> 00:10:45,179 Busybody, lazybones. Busybody, lazybones. 259 00:10:45,181 --> 00:10:47,531 Aah! My brain is ping-ponging around in my head right now. 260 00:10:47,533 --> 00:10:48,816 It's insane. 261 00:10:48,818 --> 00:10:51,268 I'm sorry. What was your question again? 262 00:10:51,270 --> 00:10:53,120 Oh, yeah. 263 00:10:53,122 --> 00:10:55,122 No. I've never had an espresso before. 264 00:10:55,124 --> 00:10:57,408 They're good, though. 265 00:10:57,410 --> 00:10:59,410 A-bam! 266 00:10:59,412 --> 00:11:02,163 My favorite is Viennese Amaretto. 267 00:11:02,165 --> 00:11:04,248 And the worst flavor I've tried so far 268 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,500 is Alpine Select! 269 00:11:06,502 --> 00:11:07,868 Yes! 270 00:11:09,305 --> 00:11:10,337 - Ah! - One! 271 00:11:10,339 --> 00:11:11,722 - Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! - Two! 272 00:11:11,724 --> 00:11:12,890 - Stop it! - Three! 273 00:11:12,892 --> 00:11:13,924 - That's enough, Kevin. - Stop it, Kevin! 274 00:11:13,926 --> 00:11:14,925 - Four! - That's enough. 275 00:11:14,927 --> 00:11:16,393 So for your menswear catalogue, 276 00:11:16,395 --> 00:11:18,813 I think we can offer you some very competitive pricing. 277 00:11:18,815 --> 00:11:20,598 - I heard that before. - Well, I understand, but-- 278 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,399 - I bet you have. He knows nothing 279 00:11:22,401 --> 00:11:24,652 about what people have heard before, my son. 280 00:11:24,654 --> 00:11:26,987 Here we go again, another lecture from the old man. 281 00:11:26,989 --> 00:11:28,772 Listen to him. He created you. 282 00:11:28,774 --> 00:11:31,492 Maybe if you listened a little bit, you'd improve. 283 00:11:31,494 --> 00:11:33,110 No wonder women despise you. 284 00:11:33,112 --> 00:11:35,196 Women don't despise me. 285 00:11:35,198 --> 00:11:36,864 His last girlfriend was a transvestite. 286 00:11:36,866 --> 00:11:38,032 I knew it right away. 287 00:11:38,034 --> 00:11:40,417 Adam's apple like the prow of a ship. 288 00:11:40,419 --> 00:11:42,453 Thumbs like a lowland gorilla. 289 00:11:42,455 --> 00:11:45,206 Ha. But this one couldn't see it or didn't wanna see it. 290 00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:46,757 All right, that's enough, 291 00:11:46,759 --> 00:11:48,292 'cause I can say some things about him too. 292 00:11:48,294 --> 00:11:49,760 - Yeah, like what? - Like the time 293 00:11:49,762 --> 00:11:52,746 that you got drunk and-- and then... 294 00:11:52,748 --> 00:11:54,381 killed those kids on their way to prom. 295 00:11:54,383 --> 00:11:56,267 That never happened. He's always been a liar. 296 00:11:56,269 --> 00:11:57,718 Ever since he was a little kid 297 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:59,270 and he got caught "saving treats" 298 00:11:59,272 --> 00:12:01,205 from the kitty litter box. 299 00:12:01,207 --> 00:12:02,473 Really shameful. 300 00:12:02,475 --> 00:12:04,591 So we can offer you matte or glossy printing-- 301 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,527 Glistening brown morsels 302 00:12:06,529 --> 00:12:09,029 tumbling from every pouch in his trousers. 303 00:12:09,031 --> 00:12:11,598 There's obviously a volume discount if you-- 304 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,651 Following the cat around on his knees 305 00:12:13,653 --> 00:12:15,903 with his hands cupped beneath its tail, 306 00:12:15,905 --> 00:12:18,873 going, "Please, kitty, may I have some more?" 307 00:12:18,875 --> 00:12:20,574 You can't make this stuff up! 308 00:12:20,576 --> 00:12:22,793 No, I think someone could make it up. 309 00:12:22,795 --> 00:12:24,828 Someone with very few friends. 310 00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:27,164 Hey, fellas, sorry to keep you waiting. 311 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,883 There he is. My son. 312 00:12:28,885 --> 00:12:32,920 Got cat turd collector written all over him. 313 00:12:34,256 --> 00:12:37,308 Did you say cat turd collector? 314 00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:39,260 So definitely looking to expand our market, 315 00:12:39,262 --> 00:12:41,061 but for now we're just concentrating on athletes 316 00:12:41,063 --> 00:12:42,846 that are popular here in the Northeast. 317 00:12:42,848 --> 00:12:44,481 Of course, that's not a mandate. 318 00:12:44,483 --> 00:12:48,635 "Mandate" -- always think of two men on a date. 319 00:12:53,525 --> 00:12:56,360 I have gay friends. I have one gay friend. 320 00:12:56,362 --> 00:12:58,662 - Oscar. - Mm-hmm. 321 00:12:58,664 --> 00:13:00,614 All right, so what makes you think 322 00:13:00,616 --> 00:13:03,317 you'd be a good fit here? 323 00:13:07,789 --> 00:13:11,258 Okay. Um... 324 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:14,261 all right. 325 00:13:14,263 --> 00:13:16,046 Obviously, y'all look really busy, 326 00:13:16,048 --> 00:13:17,932 and I don't want to waste your time anymore. 327 00:13:17,934 --> 00:13:21,018 Sorry, I just, uh... 328 00:13:21,020 --> 00:13:23,854 obviously, I'm not qualified to be here, man, I'm... 329 00:13:23,856 --> 00:13:26,390 I'm a warehouse manager, you know... 330 00:13:26,392 --> 00:13:29,443 Darryl, I was a newspaper editor. 331 00:13:29,445 --> 00:13:31,812 Science teacher. Volleyball coach. 332 00:13:31,814 --> 00:13:34,114 I work at a home shopping network. 333 00:13:34,116 --> 00:13:35,449 I'm a lawyer. 334 00:13:35,451 --> 00:13:37,568 I'm the only one here who can honestly help. 335 00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:40,571 And as you know, I was a paper salesman. 336 00:13:40,573 --> 00:13:43,857 Hey, I find it helps if you just picture everybody naked. 337 00:13:46,078 --> 00:13:48,045 Cool. 338 00:13:48,047 --> 00:13:51,165 Hey, thanks. 339 00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:53,667 So how about we start over, hmm? 340 00:13:53,669 --> 00:13:56,036 Darryl, do you have any thoughts on the company? 341 00:13:56,038 --> 00:13:59,223 Yes, as a matter of fact, I, uh... 342 00:13:59,225 --> 00:14:01,558 - I wrote some down. - Oh. 343 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:05,929 There you go. 344 00:14:05,931 --> 00:14:08,816 Wow, this guy came prepared. It impresses me! 345 00:14:12,537 --> 00:14:16,006 Ah. So this is what 2:00 PM looks like around here. 346 00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:22,830 I usually take a siesta about now. 347 00:14:26,284 --> 00:14:28,568 Stocking pens, huh? 348 00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:30,237 You're like the new office administrator. 349 00:14:30,239 --> 00:14:32,122 No. I just took over the pen shipment 350 00:14:32,124 --> 00:14:33,540 because Pam had to leave. 351 00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:35,459 When I say it out loud, I know that sounds insane, 352 00:14:35,461 --> 00:14:36,844 but it's the truth, I swear. 353 00:14:36,846 --> 00:14:39,413 Pam! Pam, look out! 354 00:14:39,415 --> 00:14:41,682 - Erin's gunning for your job! - No, I'm not. 355 00:14:41,684 --> 00:14:43,750 It's not like that at all. 356 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:46,353 - Forget it. I'm so sorry. - Pam, look out! 357 00:14:46,355 --> 00:14:48,522 Pens, you did not buy into this. 358 00:14:48,524 --> 00:14:51,608 I am sorry. What a day you've had. 359 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:55,813 By the way, Jim talks about you all the time. 360 00:14:55,815 --> 00:14:57,931 That's sweet that he talks about me. 361 00:14:57,933 --> 00:14:58,982 It's too bad he still has to work part-time 362 00:14:58,984 --> 00:15:00,000 in Scranton though. 363 00:15:00,002 --> 00:15:01,601 Well, that's funny, 364 00:15:01,603 --> 00:15:04,771 'cause I think of him as working part-time in Philadelphia. 365 00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:07,005 We can't wait until you move here. 366 00:15:09,412 --> 00:15:12,212 I'm sorry-- you guys are here to sell us paper? 367 00:15:12,214 --> 00:15:13,747 Do you mind? The men are talking. 368 00:15:13,749 --> 00:15:15,782 Sons used to idolize their fathers. 369 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,617 Us old-timers need to stick together. 370 00:15:17,619 --> 00:15:21,088 And how better than by signing a contract? 371 00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:22,389 I'd love to. 372 00:15:22,391 --> 00:15:25,025 Sam Junior here, he runs the business now. 373 00:15:25,027 --> 00:15:26,760 Kinda pushed me out, truth be told. 374 00:15:26,762 --> 00:15:29,596 I'm just here for human contact. 375 00:15:29,598 --> 00:15:31,765 Okay, pop. 376 00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:34,368 Wait. So you're the boss? 377 00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:35,769 That's right. 378 00:15:35,771 --> 00:15:38,772 - Hi. I'm Clark. - Hey. 379 00:15:38,774 --> 00:15:40,441 - Let's talk. - Okay. 380 00:15:40,443 --> 00:15:42,943 So if you look at our catalog here... 381 00:15:42,945 --> 00:15:45,145 Well, thanks for coming down, Darryl. 382 00:15:45,147 --> 00:15:46,530 It was nice meeting you, Darryl. 383 00:15:46,532 --> 00:15:47,748 I think you'd fit in great here. 384 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,533 Yeah. Yeah, me too. 385 00:15:49,535 --> 00:15:50,817 I think it'd be like... 386 00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,319 you know what? 387 00:15:52,321 --> 00:15:55,372 I think it'd be like a Kevin Durant jump shot-- 388 00:15:55,374 --> 00:15:58,992 perfecto! 389 00:16:11,839 --> 00:16:13,023 Oh, my God. 390 00:16:15,498 --> 00:16:17,298 They are the ones 391 00:16:17,299 --> 00:16:19,382 put a fish tank next to a basketball hoop. 392 00:16:19,384 --> 00:16:20,684 It's like if I put a glass of milk 393 00:16:20,686 --> 00:16:22,752 on the edge of the table and Cece knocks it over, 394 00:16:22,754 --> 00:16:24,220 I don't blame Cece. 395 00:16:24,222 --> 00:16:27,390 So I'm like a three-year-old girl in this scenario. 396 00:16:27,392 --> 00:16:29,192 Say they don't hire you. 397 00:16:29,194 --> 00:16:31,194 It's not like you're out on the street. 398 00:16:31,196 --> 00:16:33,429 You have a great job with people who love you. 399 00:16:33,431 --> 00:16:35,932 And I'd only get to see Jada on the weekends. 400 00:16:35,934 --> 00:16:37,867 You know, I'm... I'm not so sure 401 00:16:37,869 --> 00:16:40,487 I'd like living in Philadelphia. 402 00:16:40,489 --> 00:16:43,123 Right? Thank you! It's just Philly. 403 00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:45,825 Everyone's acting like it's New York or Paris or London. 404 00:16:45,827 --> 00:16:47,994 - Who needs it? - Not us. 405 00:16:50,082 --> 00:16:52,932 Okay. So the consensus was 406 00:16:52,934 --> 00:16:54,801 that that was unique. 407 00:16:54,803 --> 00:16:56,770 They're gonna make you pay for the fish, 408 00:16:56,772 --> 00:16:58,071 and... 409 00:16:58,073 --> 00:17:01,124 they wanted to know when you can start. 410 00:17:01,126 --> 00:17:03,126 What? 411 00:17:03,128 --> 00:17:05,395 How 'bout yesterday? 412 00:17:07,465 --> 00:17:09,799 - Congratulations. - Oh, thank you. 413 00:17:09,801 --> 00:17:12,018 I guess you gotta move to Philly after all. 414 00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:13,469 Yes, I love Philly! 415 00:17:13,471 --> 00:17:15,105 Two-one-five or die! 416 00:17:17,142 --> 00:17:18,608 No, I'm not upset. 417 00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:21,644 I'm really excited for Darryl. 418 00:17:23,114 --> 00:17:24,698 Maybe I'm a little disappointed 419 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:27,917 that we'll be losing him. 420 00:17:29,954 --> 00:17:32,205 It feels really hot in here. Is it hot in here? 421 00:17:32,207 --> 00:17:33,823 It feels really, really hot in here. 422 00:17:33,825 --> 00:17:36,042 It's insane! They need to have the AC on year-round! 423 00:17:36,044 --> 00:17:37,627 January too! 424 00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:42,498 I don't get the point of this stupid window! 425 00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:45,501 I mean, look, you and I both know 426 00:17:45,503 --> 00:17:48,121 that in paper or fashion, styles change. 427 00:17:48,123 --> 00:17:50,106 Check out my dad's suit. 428 00:17:50,108 --> 00:17:52,192 You are looking at pure acrylic. 429 00:17:52,194 --> 00:17:54,144 That's why his face always breaks out. 430 00:17:54,146 --> 00:17:57,013 Does that suit come with a fire extinguisher? 431 00:17:57,015 --> 00:17:58,681 Ha ha ha. 432 00:17:58,683 --> 00:17:59,783 You know what, dad? 433 00:17:59,785 --> 00:18:01,651 Maybe you should buy me a suit. 434 00:18:01,653 --> 00:18:03,486 I mean, I'm gonna need one, right, 435 00:18:03,488 --> 00:18:05,071 if I'm ever gonna get a "real" job 436 00:18:05,073 --> 00:18:08,124 and move "my lazy ass" out of your "GD house." 437 00:18:08,126 --> 00:18:10,794 He's got ya there. 438 00:18:10,796 --> 00:18:12,862 That's Italian silk. Very comfortable. 439 00:18:12,864 --> 00:18:15,298 Very tasteful... although expensive. 440 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,967 Yeah, you don't want Italian. You'll look like a mafia don. 441 00:18:17,969 --> 00:18:20,670 Next thing you know, you'll be doing life in Rikers Island. 442 00:18:20,672 --> 00:18:22,922 Well, that's better than looking like the undertaker 443 00:18:22,924 --> 00:18:25,508 - from boring island. - That place doesn't exist. 444 00:18:25,510 --> 00:18:27,260 It's not a documented island. 445 00:18:27,262 --> 00:18:30,296 Cartograph much? 446 00:18:33,718 --> 00:18:35,985 How do I look? 447 00:18:35,987 --> 00:18:39,055 Actually... you look great. 448 00:18:39,057 --> 00:18:40,223 They steered you right. 449 00:18:40,225 --> 00:18:41,741 I guess it does make sense 450 00:18:41,743 --> 00:18:43,993 buying from a father-son team. 451 00:18:43,995 --> 00:18:45,328 You know what? 452 00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:47,280 I'll take one too. 453 00:18:47,282 --> 00:18:49,232 Everyone, now that we have all this energy, 454 00:18:49,234 --> 00:18:51,067 why don't we move the copier into the annex 455 00:18:51,069 --> 00:18:52,535 like we've always wanted to? 456 00:18:52,537 --> 00:18:54,788 - Whoo! - Frickin' A! 457 00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:56,539 So long, noise! 458 00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:58,341 One, two, three! 459 00:18:58,343 --> 00:18:59,793 Oh! 460 00:18:59,795 --> 00:19:01,077 And we have torn up the carpet. 461 00:19:01,079 --> 00:19:03,296 Oh, we're gonna be in so much trouble! 462 00:19:03,298 --> 00:19:05,181 Wait! 463 00:19:05,183 --> 00:19:07,350 It's beautiful. 464 00:19:07,352 --> 00:19:08,635 Hardwood. 465 00:19:08,637 --> 00:19:10,553 I always knew it was down here. 466 00:19:10,555 --> 00:19:13,256 I just never dreamed that I would actually see it. 467 00:19:13,258 --> 00:19:14,974 Tear up the carpet! 468 00:19:14,976 --> 00:19:16,392 Whoo! 469 00:19:16,394 --> 00:19:19,428 Kill their fish, and they still hire me. 470 00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:20,814 That's how you do that, baby. 471 00:19:21,933 --> 00:19:23,733 It's all good. I'm ready. 472 00:19:23,735 --> 00:19:25,785 Y'all ready for this? 473 00:19:25,787 --> 00:19:27,770 ♪ Uh uh-uh-uh ♪ 474 00:19:27,772 --> 00:19:29,706 ♪ uh uh-uh-uh ♪ 475 00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:31,941 ♪ uh uh-uh-uh ♪ 476 00:19:34,245 --> 00:19:36,379 ♪ Everybody dance now ♪ 477 00:19:36,381 --> 00:19:38,548 Yeah! ♪ uh uh-uh-uh ♪ 478 00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:40,950 ♪ uh uh-uh-uh ♪ 479 00:19:40,952 --> 00:19:42,886 Kevin, move. I can't pull up the rug 480 00:19:42,888 --> 00:19:45,305 if you're standing on it with your rhinoceros feet. 481 00:19:45,307 --> 00:19:46,806 Well, I can't stand here 482 00:19:46,808 --> 00:19:49,125 if you pull the carpet out from under me. 483 00:19:49,127 --> 00:19:51,561 Oh, my head is killing me. 484 00:19:51,563 --> 00:19:53,296 Does anyone have a baby Aspirin? 485 00:19:53,298 --> 00:19:54,964 Oh, enough with the whining already. 486 00:19:54,966 --> 00:19:56,232 Why don't you just have some more coffee? 487 00:19:56,234 --> 00:19:57,433 It's all gone. 488 00:19:57,435 --> 00:19:59,435 I didn't get a chance to try them all 489 00:19:59,437 --> 00:20:02,155 because creed poured my Bogota Sunrise in the plant. 490 00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:03,490 I saw the leaves twitch. 491 00:20:03,492 --> 00:20:05,658 - Shut up. - You shut up! 492 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:07,610 Everybody shut up and work. 493 00:20:07,612 --> 00:20:09,112 - We don't work for you. - Yeah. 494 00:20:09,114 --> 00:20:10,413 - Yeah. - Hey. 495 00:20:10,415 --> 00:20:12,615 It's 5:00. 496 00:20:16,087 --> 00:20:19,655 - Kevin, can-- - What is going on? 497 00:20:24,329 --> 00:20:26,296 Yes! We did it! 498 00:20:26,298 --> 00:20:27,830 You opened the door. 499 00:20:27,832 --> 00:20:32,018 And you closed it. The boys are back in town. 500 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:34,137 High fives! Ha ha! 501 00:20:34,139 --> 00:20:38,691 Hey, so all that really specific cat turd business-- 502 00:20:38,693 --> 00:20:40,026 that was about you, right? 503 00:20:40,028 --> 00:20:43,012 You got me! 504 00:20:43,014 --> 00:20:45,648 - I used to collect 'em. - Why? 505 00:20:45,650 --> 00:20:48,785 Each one is very different, like a snowflake. 506 00:21:05,909 --> 00:21:08,076 Hey. What happened here? 507 00:21:08,078 --> 00:21:10,028 You left me in charge of the pens, Pam. 508 00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:12,813 That's what happened. The pens happened. 509 00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,815 Are the pens here? 510 00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:25,940 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com