1 00:00:01,324 --> 00:00:03,659 We gotta clear out this cabinet, people. 2 00:00:03,660 --> 00:00:05,773 A lot of these are dead accounts. 3 00:00:05,775 --> 00:00:07,709 "Scranton Mimeograph Corp"? 4 00:00:07,711 --> 00:00:09,610 I don't think we're doing business with them anytime soon. 5 00:00:09,612 --> 00:00:12,296 That's odd. 6 00:00:12,298 --> 00:00:14,882 A letter from Robert Dunder. 7 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:17,001 "A valuable artifact has come into my possession. 8 00:00:17,003 --> 00:00:19,504 I have hidden it until such time as a person 9 00:00:19,506 --> 00:00:22,807 of strong intellect may safely recover it. 10 00:00:22,809 --> 00:00:25,226 This golden chalice is of immeasurable historical 11 00:00:25,228 --> 00:00:29,180 and religious significance." 12 00:00:29,182 --> 00:00:31,182 The Holy Grail. 13 00:00:31,184 --> 00:00:33,651 Did you send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail? 14 00:00:33,653 --> 00:00:36,821 I think I'm a little too busy these days to s-- 15 00:00:36,823 --> 00:00:39,306 Oh, my God. 16 00:00:39,308 --> 00:00:42,309 I did send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail. 17 00:00:42,311 --> 00:00:44,145 The Dunder Code! 18 00:00:44,147 --> 00:00:47,115 I completely forgot about that prank. 19 00:00:47,117 --> 00:00:49,316 That had to be, like, six or seven years ago. 20 00:00:49,318 --> 00:00:51,452 Stayed late every night for a month. 21 00:00:51,454 --> 00:00:53,755 Had a lot more free time back then. 22 00:00:53,757 --> 00:00:54,872 I don't get it. 23 00:00:54,874 --> 00:00:55,873 Aha! 24 00:00:55,875 --> 00:00:57,975 A lightbulb. 25 00:00:57,977 --> 00:00:59,544 - Lightbul-- - A lightbulb! 26 00:00:59,546 --> 00:01:01,796 Okay. Okay. 27 00:01:01,798 --> 00:01:04,599 Invisible ink. 28 00:01:04,601 --> 00:01:06,300 Whoa. 29 00:01:06,302 --> 00:01:09,103 "Higher than numbers go." 30 00:01:09,105 --> 00:01:10,555 The ceiling above accounting! 31 00:01:10,557 --> 00:01:12,506 Dwight! Down, Dwight! 32 00:01:12,508 --> 00:01:14,008 Dwight! 33 00:01:14,010 --> 00:01:16,561 Man, I wish I was there to see his face when he gets to the end 34 00:01:16,563 --> 00:01:19,831 and finds the... fake grail? 35 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:21,649 No grail? 36 00:01:21,651 --> 00:01:22,733 You don't remember? 37 00:01:22,735 --> 00:01:23,785 I don't. 38 00:01:23,787 --> 00:01:25,953 An X. 39 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:27,205 Annex. 40 00:01:27,207 --> 00:01:28,856 It must open something in the annex. 41 00:01:28,858 --> 00:01:30,825 Oh. 42 00:01:30,827 --> 00:01:33,911 Whoa. 43 00:01:33,913 --> 00:01:36,831 "Sedes introiti." 44 00:01:36,833 --> 00:01:38,833 Seat of entrance. 45 00:01:45,008 --> 00:01:46,424 - What? - What? 46 00:01:46,426 --> 00:01:48,042 That's a flush. 47 00:01:51,764 --> 00:01:54,315 The warehouse. 48 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:01,689 There's nothing down here. 49 00:02:01,691 --> 00:02:03,891 Oh, I expected more from young Halpert. 50 00:02:03,893 --> 00:02:06,494 Let's just forget it. 51 00:02:06,496 --> 00:02:08,863 Forget it. 52 00:02:19,666 --> 00:02:21,880 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 53 00:02:21,895 --> 00:02:24,045 So how are we getting on 54 00:02:24,047 --> 00:02:27,581 with our grand social media initiative? 55 00:02:27,583 --> 00:02:31,085 Well, we created a fake profile for a really cool guy 56 00:02:31,087 --> 00:02:32,803 - named Derek McBlack. - Wow. 57 00:02:32,805 --> 00:02:35,523 - It's just Pete in sunglasses. - Oh. 58 00:02:35,525 --> 00:02:38,109 And then we had him "like" Dunder Mifflin. 59 00:02:38,111 --> 00:02:40,761 Then we created a bunch of fake friends for Derek, 60 00:02:40,763 --> 00:02:43,531 and we had all of them "like" Derek's "likes." 61 00:02:43,533 --> 00:02:46,117 So far, we're only popular with imaginary people, 62 00:02:46,119 --> 00:02:48,870 but we think this is the start of something big. 63 00:02:48,872 --> 00:02:50,071 You two are geniuses. 64 00:02:50,073 --> 00:02:53,157 And I am a genius putting you two together. 65 00:02:53,159 --> 00:02:54,242 All right. 66 00:02:54,244 --> 00:02:55,760 Pete and I work well together-- 67 00:02:55,762 --> 00:02:58,212 not that there's anything special about Pete. 68 00:02:58,214 --> 00:03:00,665 It could be any guy... or girl-- 69 00:03:00,667 --> 00:03:02,116 not that I'm into girls. 70 00:03:02,118 --> 00:03:03,134 Not that I'm into Pete. 71 00:03:03,136 --> 00:03:04,502 Ugh, what was the question? 72 00:03:06,139 --> 00:03:07,171 - Hey. - Hey, Jim. 73 00:03:07,173 --> 00:03:08,723 Peter Rowley at Bridgeport Capital 74 00:03:08,725 --> 00:03:11,142 - requested a meeting at lunch. - Okay. 75 00:03:11,144 --> 00:03:12,977 Can we keep it on the early side, though? 76 00:03:12,979 --> 00:03:14,295 I got that thing in Scranton later. 77 00:03:14,297 --> 00:03:16,013 - Oh, sure. - No problem. 78 00:03:16,015 --> 00:03:18,182 Cece's ballet recital is today. 79 00:03:18,184 --> 00:03:19,800 I cannot wait. 80 00:03:19,802 --> 00:03:21,402 I've been working with her on her move. 81 00:03:21,404 --> 00:03:22,737 It's called the Cece spin and kiss. 82 00:03:22,739 --> 00:03:25,773 Do you want to see it? It's kind of like this. 83 00:03:27,993 --> 00:03:31,529 It's pretty cute, right? 84 00:03:31,531 --> 00:03:34,999 Pfft, "Athlead"? 85 00:03:35,001 --> 00:03:36,334 Please. 86 00:03:36,336 --> 00:03:39,203 They're too lazy to call it athletes lead? 87 00:03:39,205 --> 00:03:41,872 Jim should just call it "stumpany," 88 00:03:41,874 --> 00:03:44,292 for "stupid company." 89 00:03:44,294 --> 00:03:45,659 Nothing stupid about working for yourself, 90 00:03:45,661 --> 00:03:47,378 hanging out with pro athletes, 91 00:03:47,380 --> 00:03:48,629 getting free tickets to the games. 92 00:03:48,631 --> 00:03:49,830 That's why I'm doing it. 93 00:03:49,832 --> 00:03:51,766 You're working for "stumpany" too? 94 00:03:51,768 --> 00:03:52,850 Yeah, just weekends for now, 95 00:03:52,852 --> 00:03:54,101 but pretty soon I'm switching over. 96 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:57,138 - What? - Yep. 97 00:03:57,140 --> 00:03:58,639 Hey, Halpert, what's the big idea? 98 00:03:58,641 --> 00:04:00,691 First you jump ship. Now you're stealing Darryl too. 99 00:04:00,693 --> 00:04:01,726 When will it end? 100 00:04:01,728 --> 00:04:03,311 Well, take your worst fear 101 00:04:03,313 --> 00:04:04,946 and multiply it by infinity. 102 00:04:04,948 --> 00:04:08,149 You won't stop until you've poached us all. 103 00:04:08,151 --> 00:04:10,401 - Yeah. Even you. - No. 104 00:04:10,403 --> 00:04:12,853 I'll be damned if I'm gonna let us lose me. 105 00:04:12,855 --> 00:04:15,373 Bye, Dwight. 106 00:04:17,075 --> 00:04:18,909 - How are you? Good to see you. - Thank you. 107 00:04:18,911 --> 00:04:20,745 Hey, Angela? 108 00:04:20,747 --> 00:04:21,912 Did you hear 109 00:04:21,914 --> 00:04:23,631 about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural? 110 00:04:23,633 --> 00:04:25,700 Ooh, I haven't heard it. 111 00:04:25,702 --> 00:04:29,086 So what about the Irish-American Cultural Center mural? 112 00:04:29,088 --> 00:04:30,521 Potato? 113 00:04:30,523 --> 00:04:32,890 Oh, no, Kevin, it's not a joke. 114 00:04:32,892 --> 00:04:36,344 Angela's husband put me up for a-- um, just never mind. 115 00:04:36,346 --> 00:04:37,478 I have no information. 116 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,013 But I'm sure as soon as they know, 117 00:04:39,015 --> 00:04:40,547 they'll call you. 118 00:04:40,549 --> 00:04:42,183 Senator Lipton helped me submit my design 119 00:04:42,185 --> 00:04:44,218 for a new mural on a building downtown. 120 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:46,553 Now I'm just waiting to hear from the selection committee. 121 00:04:46,555 --> 00:04:48,555 But, you know, let's be realistic. 122 00:04:48,557 --> 00:04:50,057 There are a ton of great artists in Scranton 123 00:04:50,059 --> 00:04:52,193 with way more experience. 124 00:04:52,195 --> 00:04:53,778 I mean, who are they gonna go with-- 125 00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:57,948 some nobody like me or a big name like Tracy Fleeb? 126 00:04:57,950 --> 00:05:00,885 Well, I'm heading out to Cece's dance recital. 127 00:05:00,887 --> 00:05:04,121 Aw. 128 00:05:04,123 --> 00:05:06,457 Hey, Cece, daddy's gonna have dinner with us tonight 129 00:05:06,459 --> 00:05:07,925 after he comes to your recital. 130 00:05:07,927 --> 00:05:09,910 - Are you excited? - Yeah. 131 00:05:09,912 --> 00:05:11,412 Let's call him. 132 00:05:14,417 --> 00:05:17,101 Hey. I was just about to call you. 133 00:05:17,103 --> 00:05:19,020 Hey, hon, are you close? 134 00:05:19,022 --> 00:05:21,305 I am still in Philly, actually. 135 00:05:21,307 --> 00:05:22,890 - What? - It's insane. 136 00:05:22,892 --> 00:05:24,942 This huge investor got cold feet, 137 00:05:24,944 --> 00:05:26,977 so I'm stuck here trying to keep him on board. 138 00:05:26,979 --> 00:05:29,430 Hon, I wish you would have told me an hour ago, 139 00:05:29,432 --> 00:05:30,981 when you knew you weren't gonna make it. 140 00:05:30,983 --> 00:05:32,283 Pam, I couldn't get out. 141 00:05:32,285 --> 00:05:34,402 I barely made it out just to make this phone call. 142 00:05:34,404 --> 00:05:37,438 - I want daddy. - You're gonna do great. 143 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,906 And you know what? Mommy's gonna record it. 144 00:05:38,908 --> 00:05:40,274 So we'll watch it together. 145 00:05:40,276 --> 00:05:42,326 - Do you mind doing that, Pam? - Of course. 146 00:05:42,328 --> 00:05:45,496 Okay. Are you sure you know how to do video on the phone? 147 00:05:45,498 --> 00:05:47,381 Yes, Jim, I think I know 148 00:05:47,383 --> 00:05:49,500 how to point a rectangle at something. 149 00:05:49,502 --> 00:05:50,885 Okay, okay, you know, just sometimes 150 00:05:50,887 --> 00:05:52,503 you're not the best with the phone. 151 00:05:52,505 --> 00:05:54,221 I know how to operate my phone, okay? 152 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:55,589 Listen, we're getting close. 153 00:05:55,591 --> 00:05:57,341 We will talk to you later. 154 00:05:57,343 --> 00:05:58,792 Say, "bye, daddy." 155 00:05:58,794 --> 00:06:01,628 - Bye, daddy. - Bye. 156 00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:04,648 Yep. See, you still got to press "end," Pam. 157 00:06:04,650 --> 00:06:07,468 Press "end." 158 00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:09,653 Oh, check it out. This is our first real "like." 159 00:06:09,655 --> 00:06:10,855 - Oh, my gosh. - Oh! 160 00:06:10,857 --> 00:06:12,773 All right, Alan Olifson from North Dakota. 161 00:06:12,775 --> 00:06:16,110 He also likes hammermill and Georgia Pacific. 162 00:06:16,112 --> 00:06:17,611 Wow. That guy's really into paper. 163 00:06:17,613 --> 00:06:20,364 - Yeah. - Well done, you two. 164 00:06:20,366 --> 00:06:21,365 We did it. 165 00:06:21,367 --> 00:06:22,783 - Youth task force forever. - Yes. 166 00:06:22,785 --> 00:06:24,618 Bup, bup, bup, bap. 167 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:26,320 And then-- oh, wait. 168 00:06:26,322 --> 00:06:28,072 - No, you go-- - Did I-- is that you? 169 00:06:28,074 --> 00:06:29,490 You go first, and then it's a left turn. 170 00:06:29,492 --> 00:06:31,158 No, you go-- okay. All right, all right. 171 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,327 - Okay, start over. - Oh, no, no, no, no. 172 00:06:33,329 --> 00:06:36,497 Oh, God. Andy has just started to be nice to me, 173 00:06:36,499 --> 00:06:39,216 and now I've sent his girlfriend into the arms of a younger man. 174 00:06:39,218 --> 00:06:42,553 And I CC'd him on every incriminating memo. 175 00:06:42,555 --> 00:06:44,838 "Pete and Erin, don't hold back. 176 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,608 Our social media presence should be hot, hot, hot. 177 00:06:47,610 --> 00:06:48,809 Go at it vigorously." 178 00:06:48,811 --> 00:06:51,612 I did everything but unzip their pants for them. 179 00:06:51,614 --> 00:06:54,899 Oh, God, Nellie. 180 00:06:54,901 --> 00:06:56,233 Hey, everybody. 181 00:06:56,235 --> 00:06:58,786 Uh, coffee order is going around-- on me. 182 00:06:58,788 --> 00:07:00,955 Just sign your name below. 183 00:07:00,957 --> 00:07:02,039 - You're welcome. - Wait. 184 00:07:02,041 --> 00:07:04,825 This says "Dunder Mifflin Loyalty Pledge"? 185 00:07:04,827 --> 00:07:07,161 This-- uh, what? Double mocha latte, please? 186 00:07:07,163 --> 00:07:08,546 You got it. Just sign your name below. 187 00:07:08,548 --> 00:07:11,031 - Whatever you want. - "Loyalty Pledge"? 188 00:07:11,033 --> 00:07:12,466 Come on, Dwight, stop overreacting. 189 00:07:12,468 --> 00:07:13,918 I'm getting all my work done here. 190 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,504 No customers have complained. Nobody even knows. 191 00:07:16,506 --> 00:07:19,640 Yeah, we'll see about that. 192 00:07:19,642 --> 00:07:21,175 Bust out your complaint files. 193 00:07:21,177 --> 00:07:22,643 I need everything you got on Darryl 194 00:07:22,645 --> 00:07:24,628 since he started working for Jim in the last few weeks. 195 00:07:24,630 --> 00:07:27,047 Break it down by keyword, okay? 196 00:07:27,049 --> 00:07:29,066 "Infuriating, irresponsible"... 197 00:07:29,068 --> 00:07:30,901 They got us set up with Windows 95, 198 00:07:30,903 --> 00:07:33,103 so you're kind of dreaming here. 199 00:07:33,105 --> 00:07:37,191 Okay, I'm gonna need you to print it out. 200 00:07:54,924 --> 00:07:57,908 Customer loyalty, what is it? 201 00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:59,944 Can you hold it in your hand? 202 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:01,862 Can you nudge it with your finger? 203 00:08:01,864 --> 00:08:03,497 Can you dump it on a woman? 204 00:08:03,499 --> 00:08:04,698 No. 205 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:06,417 Why? Because it's an idea. 206 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,502 But what does it mean? 207 00:08:08,504 --> 00:08:10,538 Ooh, it's when you get a free sandwich 208 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:13,574 after you've already eaten ten sandwiches. 209 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:14,759 Not even close. 210 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:17,795 Mr. Romanko has been a client for 20 years. 211 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:19,713 He came in today in a rage. 212 00:08:19,715 --> 00:08:21,265 Why? Because of Darryl. 213 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:25,820 Because Darryl was focusing on outside projects 214 00:08:25,822 --> 00:08:28,922 and needs to remember his first priority-- 215 00:08:28,924 --> 00:08:30,441 the client. 216 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:31,925 I wouldn't say a rage. 217 00:08:31,927 --> 00:08:34,779 Mr. Romanko, we were a day late on one of your deliveries, 218 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:36,614 but two of our trucks were down for repairs. 219 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:38,199 It's very unlikely it would happen again. 220 00:08:38,201 --> 00:08:40,034 Thank you. Thank you. 221 00:08:40,036 --> 00:08:42,153 No, you're not going anywhere, okay? 222 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:45,623 You are angry, and we are gonna hear you out, all right? 223 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,942 Because business is about relationships, 224 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:51,579 and the key to relationships is what, Darryl? 225 00:08:51,581 --> 00:08:52,580 L-- 226 00:08:52,582 --> 00:08:54,298 - Loyalty. - Loyalty. 227 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:56,834 - Loyalty is exactly right. - Thank you. 228 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:58,919 Yes. I mean, it is everything. 229 00:08:58,921 --> 00:09:00,671 Let's all ask ourselves, 230 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:03,557 have we been faithful in our relationships? 231 00:09:03,559 --> 00:09:05,142 That's none of your damn business. 232 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:09,630 Darryl is "dating" Dunder Mifflin. 233 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,232 Darryl is dating Val... 234 00:09:11,234 --> 00:09:12,633 still. 235 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:15,419 But he's flirting 236 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:18,305 with Jim's company on the side. 237 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:21,642 And we all know what flirting can lead to. 238 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:22,943 I'm sorry. 239 00:09:22,945 --> 00:09:24,144 - Do I still need to be here? - Yes. 240 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,080 I'm still having a bit of trouble 241 00:09:26,082 --> 00:09:28,649 understanding the importance of loyalty. 242 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,751 So let's-- let's use an example. 243 00:09:30,753 --> 00:09:32,169 Take Erin. 244 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:35,322 Erin's boyfriend, Andy, is away across the ocean. 245 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:37,491 - Yeah. - So is it all right 246 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:41,161 for her to flirt with Creed, for example? 247 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,763 Let's try it out. 248 00:09:42,765 --> 00:09:44,765 No, let's-- let's-- let's not say Creed. 249 00:09:44,767 --> 00:09:46,166 Let's say Mr. X. 250 00:09:46,168 --> 00:09:47,718 Well, I think it would be immoral 251 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,336 for Erin to cheat on Andy. 252 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:51,338 Oh, I'm sorry. Didn't you cheat on Andy? 253 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:53,557 Yes. And he didn't like it. 254 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:56,277 Does Mr. X know that Erin has a boyfriend, 255 00:09:56,279 --> 00:09:59,897 or did Erin keep that from Mr. X? 256 00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:02,316 Okay, this is really hard to follow. 257 00:10:02,318 --> 00:10:03,817 Can we just say Pete 258 00:10:03,819 --> 00:10:05,786 because that's the guy that Erin's flirting with? 259 00:10:10,742 --> 00:10:16,530 Ladies and gentlemen, the Little Ladybug Ballerinas. 260 00:10:21,470 --> 00:10:23,370 One, two, three. 261 00:10:25,308 --> 00:10:26,540 Really? 262 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,142 Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. 263 00:10:28,144 --> 00:10:30,311 One, two, three. 264 00:10:30,313 --> 00:10:32,313 Hello? 265 00:10:32,315 --> 00:10:33,714 Yes, this is Pam Halpert. 266 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:34,982 I got the mural? Oh, my God! 267 00:10:34,984 --> 00:10:36,483 Shh! 268 00:10:36,485 --> 00:10:38,885 Um, I'm sorry. I have to go. 269 00:10:38,887 --> 00:10:40,521 My daughter's a ladybug. 270 00:10:40,523 --> 00:10:42,189 I know that doesn't make any sense. 271 00:10:42,191 --> 00:10:44,108 Um, thank you, thank you. 272 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,776 You're very rude. 273 00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:47,561 - Yes, very rude. - Shh! 274 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:50,314 Kids are dancing. 275 00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:55,002 Thank you so much for coming. 276 00:10:55,004 --> 00:10:57,871 Darryl and I will be here to serve you for years 277 00:10:57,873 --> 00:11:02,042 and years and years and years. 278 00:11:02,044 --> 00:11:04,428 So should we go call Jim 279 00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:06,297 and go tell him to go screw himself? 280 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,715 Dwight, look, 281 00:11:07,717 --> 00:11:10,083 I'm sorry you're having a hard time with this, okay? 282 00:11:10,085 --> 00:11:12,436 Athlead is my future. 283 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:14,171 No disrespect to Dunder Mifflin, 284 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,423 but if I can have fun at work, I want that. 285 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:17,591 It can't be more fun 286 00:11:17,593 --> 00:11:19,092 than selling paper and paper products. 287 00:11:19,094 --> 00:11:20,227 It can. 288 00:11:20,229 --> 00:11:23,096 Are you pretending to be crazy, huh? 289 00:11:23,098 --> 00:11:25,616 Well, Andy's cute, but he's too vanilla, 290 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:27,484 whereas Pete-- he's just one sick dude. 291 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:29,936 I mean, you know this guy likes to get weird. 292 00:11:29,938 --> 00:11:31,772 I'm just gonna say this one more time. 293 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,707 Pete and I haven't done anything. 294 00:11:33,709 --> 00:11:35,292 - It's true. - Yeah, right. 295 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:37,944 With slammin' bods like that, they ain't playing checkers. 296 00:11:37,946 --> 00:11:39,296 People, it's 2013. 297 00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:41,715 Erin is a strong, independent woman. 298 00:11:41,717 --> 00:11:44,835 Who says she has to end up with any man? 299 00:11:46,621 --> 00:11:49,790 Okay, can everyone please stop speaking for me? 300 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:52,626 Andy is my boyfriend. Pete and I are just friends. 301 00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:54,228 And that's the end of it. Right, Pete? 302 00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:55,629 That is correct. 303 00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:58,732 Come on, guys, where is this even coming from? 304 00:11:58,734 --> 00:12:00,351 Your feelings for Erin? 305 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,436 Probably your heart... 306 00:12:02,438 --> 00:12:04,271 and a little bit your penis. 307 00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:08,442 Nellie, you have to shut down youth task force. 308 00:12:08,444 --> 00:12:09,743 I'm not sure if you need 309 00:12:09,745 --> 00:12:11,612 to start a new task force to do that, 310 00:12:11,614 --> 00:12:13,280 but please just do whatever it takes. 311 00:12:13,282 --> 00:12:17,918 I suppose that will-- that will be all right, yeah. 312 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,788 Most relationships eventually die on their own, 313 00:12:20,790 --> 00:12:24,074 but sometimes they just need a little pillow over the face. 314 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,210 You're welcome, Andy. 315 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,879 And you're welcome, my own ass. 316 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:32,766 Listen, I appreciate you taking the time with me. 317 00:12:32,768 --> 00:12:33,884 Peter, please, 318 00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:35,602 we completely understand your concerns here. 319 00:12:35,604 --> 00:12:37,354 Let us just show you the latest projections. 320 00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:38,522 Jim? 321 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,057 Uh, Wade actually has those on the road, 322 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,875 but he's gonna be calling in with those numbers any second. 323 00:12:41,877 --> 00:12:43,894 So just hold on one s-- 324 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,229 Oh, actually... 325 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:49,316 uh, nope. That is my wife. 326 00:12:49,318 --> 00:12:51,368 Again, he'll be calling in any second. 327 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,987 Hey, uh, give me a call back when you get a chance. 328 00:12:53,989 --> 00:12:57,207 Cece did great, and I want to tell you something. 329 00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:59,543 Hey, boss, you gotta jump on a delivery. 330 00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:02,329 - I don't do that anymore. - That's what they told me. 331 00:13:07,302 --> 00:13:09,002 All right, let's get this over with. 332 00:13:09,004 --> 00:13:10,087 You looking for fun? 333 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,755 It just found you! 334 00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:14,091 Whoo! 335 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,895 Here we go! Yeah! 336 00:13:20,501 --> 00:13:22,515 Yes, we will be delivering a shipment of paper today. 337 00:13:22,619 --> 00:13:28,224 But I will also be delivering you a big shipment of Fun! 338 00:13:28,226 --> 00:13:31,311 ♪ Tonight ♪ 339 00:13:31,313 --> 00:13:33,179 How far is this place? 340 00:13:33,181 --> 00:13:35,815 Uh, not far at all, 341 00:13:35,817 --> 00:13:39,769 but I thought along the way, we could play some sports. 342 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,471 Fun. 343 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:45,608 Hey, really nice job in that meeting in there. 344 00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:46,743 Oh, thank you. 345 00:13:46,745 --> 00:13:48,144 I don't know. I sort of thought I-- 346 00:13:48,146 --> 00:13:49,996 So proud of you, hon. 347 00:13:49,998 --> 00:13:51,264 Oh, I don't know. 348 00:13:51,266 --> 00:13:52,498 Okay. 349 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:53,950 I'm just curious, though-- 350 00:13:53,952 --> 00:13:55,335 what do you have against Pete and Erin? 351 00:13:55,337 --> 00:13:57,587 Well, Andy wrote me a really nice recommendation letter 352 00:13:57,589 --> 00:13:59,172 for the adoption agency, 353 00:13:59,174 --> 00:14:01,257 and I-I just sort of felt I owed him one. 354 00:14:01,259 --> 00:14:02,959 Pete's a pretty cool guy, though, 355 00:14:02,961 --> 00:14:06,846 and Andy was a terrible lover to Erin. 356 00:14:06,848 --> 00:14:10,600 He basically ignored her and left on a boat. 357 00:14:10,602 --> 00:14:12,852 I didn't really think about it like that. 358 00:14:12,854 --> 00:14:14,187 Yeah, well... 359 00:14:14,189 --> 00:14:19,025 not everybody has what we have. 360 00:14:19,027 --> 00:14:21,644 - "What we have"? - Mm-hmm. 361 00:14:21,646 --> 00:14:24,364 I just remembered... 362 00:14:24,366 --> 00:14:26,482 I kissed that man. 363 00:14:28,886 --> 00:14:31,871 Oh, no. Oh, no. 364 00:14:31,873 --> 00:14:34,907 Yes. Fast food. 365 00:14:34,909 --> 00:14:38,378 I'll take a burger over a gross Philly cheesesteak any day. 366 00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:39,962 They have fast food in Philly. 367 00:14:39,964 --> 00:14:42,364 - Not like this. - Exactly like this. 368 00:14:42,366 --> 00:14:44,000 And your milkshake. 369 00:14:44,002 --> 00:14:45,668 - Thank you. - It's 30 degrees out. 370 00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:47,336 You're drinking a milkshake? 371 00:14:47,338 --> 00:14:48,971 Nope. 372 00:14:48,973 --> 00:14:50,506 Fire in the hole! 373 00:14:50,508 --> 00:14:52,892 Oh, yeah! 374 00:14:52,894 --> 00:14:56,045 Now, that's what working at a paper company's all about! 375 00:14:56,047 --> 00:14:57,263 Wait. What are you doing? 376 00:14:57,265 --> 00:14:58,681 No, I need the k-- we have to go. 377 00:14:58,683 --> 00:14:59,932 You just threw a milkshake 378 00:14:59,934 --> 00:15:01,401 in a restaurant where they make minimum wage. 379 00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:02,735 It's a YouTube thing. 380 00:15:02,737 --> 00:15:04,386 Let's go. Let's go. Come on, they're coming. 381 00:15:04,388 --> 00:15:06,823 Anyone want to see the video from Cece's recital? 382 00:15:06,825 --> 00:15:08,357 Oh, I would love to, 383 00:15:08,359 --> 00:15:11,227 but I am swamped... 384 00:15:11,229 --> 00:15:12,495 with that. 385 00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:13,729 I'll watch it. 386 00:15:13,731 --> 00:15:16,082 Let's get this over with. 387 00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:17,750 All right, you don't have to. 388 00:15:17,752 --> 00:15:20,753 Let's get this over with, Pam. 389 00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:21,904 Okay. 390 00:15:24,909 --> 00:15:26,575 - Oh. - Wait. What? 391 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:27,677 Excuse me. Sorry. 392 00:15:27,679 --> 00:15:29,078 I'm in a rush to get back to work. 393 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,913 Oh, no. 394 00:15:30,915 --> 00:15:33,433 I took a phone call in the middle of taping, 395 00:15:33,435 --> 00:15:35,351 and then when I went to turn it back on, 396 00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:36,519 I must have turned it off. 397 00:15:36,521 --> 00:15:37,520 User error. 398 00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:39,222 I heard it happened to other people. 399 00:15:39,224 --> 00:15:40,273 Oscar, don't rub it in. 400 00:15:40,275 --> 00:15:42,091 I'm sure Pam is already kicking herself 401 00:15:42,093 --> 00:15:44,593 for choosing a phone call over her child. 402 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,896 Well, it was an important phone call. 403 00:15:46,898 --> 00:15:49,598 I haven't told anyone here about the mural yet. 404 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,485 I want Jim to be the first to know. 405 00:15:52,487 --> 00:15:54,487 Whenever I tell him good news, 406 00:15:54,489 --> 00:15:57,490 he's always like, "Beesly!" 407 00:15:57,492 --> 00:15:59,075 I love that. 408 00:15:59,077 --> 00:16:01,160 Only thing better than getting the job-- 409 00:16:01,162 --> 00:16:03,246 "Beesly!" 410 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,636 - Hey. - Hello, Peter. 411 00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:27,320 It barely even feels like a prank anymore. 412 00:16:27,322 --> 00:16:28,437 You missed a spot. 413 00:16:28,439 --> 00:16:29,438 Fire in the hole! 414 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,908 Go, go, go, go! 415 00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:33,609 Ha ha! 416 00:16:33,611 --> 00:16:35,811 Yeah, joke's on you, buddy! 417 00:16:35,813 --> 00:16:39,648 They make you come back and clean it up! 418 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,334 I am sorry that that was so awkward 419 00:16:41,336 --> 00:16:42,752 for you two in that meeting. 420 00:16:42,754 --> 00:16:46,455 But I am going to have to reassemble the youth task force. 421 00:16:46,457 --> 00:16:48,925 Oh, no, I really don't think that's a good idea. 422 00:16:48,927 --> 00:16:51,761 Well, that is not your call. I made the decision. 423 00:16:51,763 --> 00:16:53,796 You have no choice in the matter, 424 00:16:53,798 --> 00:16:56,883 and everybody knows it. 425 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,135 Well, okay, then. 426 00:16:59,137 --> 00:17:00,469 I guess we don't have a choice. 427 00:17:00,471 --> 00:17:01,604 Nope. 428 00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:05,391 - Yeah. - Yeah. 429 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:17,853 Lady... 430 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,360 you never stop surprising me. 431 00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:34,053 What? What was that? 432 00:17:34,055 --> 00:17:37,173 Did I just hear you laughing with glee? 433 00:17:37,175 --> 00:17:38,257 No. 434 00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:40,709 I was clearing my throat. 435 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,898 - Good night. - Night. 436 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:49,018 - Night. - Night, Creed. 437 00:17:57,278 --> 00:18:00,396 - Hey. - Hey. 438 00:18:00,398 --> 00:18:01,730 So how's it going? 439 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:04,000 We lost Bridgeport Capital. 440 00:18:04,002 --> 00:18:05,534 I have no idea what happened. 441 00:18:05,536 --> 00:18:07,703 It's like everything I did, he just wouldn't go for it. 442 00:18:07,705 --> 00:18:09,205 I'm so sorry. 443 00:18:09,207 --> 00:18:11,374 I have no idea where we're gonna come up with this money, 444 00:18:11,376 --> 00:18:14,143 and we have to work insanely hard over the next few weeks. 445 00:18:14,145 --> 00:18:15,845 Oh. I'm sorry. 446 00:18:15,847 --> 00:18:18,180 I feel like you've already been working insanely hard. 447 00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:21,750 Can you figure out how to upload Cece's dance recital? 448 00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:25,388 I definitely could use a pick-me-up. 449 00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:27,640 Um, actually, funny story-- I didn't get it. 450 00:18:27,642 --> 00:18:29,141 I shouldn't have been so cocky 451 00:18:29,143 --> 00:18:30,810 about my rectangle-holding skills after all. 452 00:18:30,812 --> 00:18:32,979 You're not serious, are you? 453 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,731 You didn't get any of the recital? 454 00:18:35,733 --> 00:18:37,817 No, I got the teacher introducing them 455 00:18:37,819 --> 00:18:39,452 and then the applause afterwards. 456 00:18:39,454 --> 00:18:40,870 But not so much of the middle part. 457 00:18:40,872 --> 00:18:42,438 Come on, Pam. 458 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,824 Pam, I asked you if you could use the phone, 459 00:18:44,826 --> 00:18:46,492 and you swore that you knew how. 460 00:18:46,494 --> 00:18:48,160 Yeah, okay, I'm sorry. 461 00:18:48,162 --> 00:18:50,779 I'm sure we can get a copy. A lot of people were taping it. 462 00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,331 Oh, great. 463 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,417 So we'll see somebody else's kid with Cece in the background? 464 00:18:54,419 --> 00:18:57,453 I mean, it's really not that hard to film a video. 465 00:18:57,455 --> 00:18:59,472 Is there-- um... 466 00:18:59,474 --> 00:19:01,841 you want to ease up a little bit? 467 00:19:01,843 --> 00:19:03,643 Look, Pam, I don't know what to tell you. 468 00:19:03,645 --> 00:19:05,845 I mean, what do I do? It's gone. 469 00:19:05,847 --> 00:19:07,680 That moment's just gone. I missed it. 470 00:19:07,682 --> 00:19:10,016 I don't know, Jim-- maybe you should have been there. 471 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,018 You're not serious, right? 472 00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,103 I mean, how is that fair? 473 00:19:14,105 --> 00:19:16,322 I'm in Philly. These are my days in Philly. 474 00:19:16,324 --> 00:19:17,523 You've agreed to this. 475 00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:18,607 You know what? 476 00:19:18,609 --> 00:19:19,942 I don't think you want to start 477 00:19:19,944 --> 00:19:22,111 a conversation with me about what's fair, okay? 478 00:19:22,113 --> 00:19:25,364 This is way more intense than I ever-- 479 00:19:25,366 --> 00:19:26,615 Pam, I'm not explaining this to you-- 480 00:19:26,617 --> 00:19:28,000 Pam, I'm not going over this again. 481 00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:30,086 - I don't know how else-- - Jim, we-- we need you. 482 00:19:30,088 --> 00:19:31,704 I don't know how else to tell you, okay? 483 00:19:31,706 --> 00:19:34,323 I'm doing everything I can every week 484 00:19:34,325 --> 00:19:36,042 - to bring home something... - I am-- I am-- 485 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,677 - ...for our fam-- - I am trying to make everything 486 00:19:37,679 --> 00:19:38,928 perfect here, okay? 487 00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:41,497 So that you can have everything that you want. 488 00:19:41,499 --> 00:19:43,099 I'm doing this just for me? 489 00:19:43,101 --> 00:19:45,101 Is that what I'm doing? I'm doing it just for me. 490 00:19:45,103 --> 00:19:48,604 If that's what you think, then this is a really sad night. 491 00:19:48,606 --> 00:19:50,690 But you know what? I got to go. 492 00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:53,225 - Okay? - Yep. 493 00:19:53,227 --> 00:19:55,528 We'll talk tomorrow? 494 00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:58,647 Yep. I'll talk to you tomorrow. 495 00:19:58,649 --> 00:20:00,182 All right. Great. 496 00:20:00,184 --> 00:20:01,867 I'll talk to you tomorrow. 497 00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:04,904 Bye. 498 00:20:18,669 --> 00:20:21,420 Hey, you okay? 499 00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:25,674 What am I doing wrong, Brian? 500 00:20:25,676 --> 00:20:27,209 Nothing. You're doing the best you can. 501 00:20:27,211 --> 00:20:28,644 Brian. 502 00:20:28,646 --> 00:20:31,547 Give her a minute. Give her a minute. 503 00:20:35,069 --> 00:20:38,687 Hey, it's just a tough situation, all right? 504 00:20:38,689 --> 00:20:40,523 It's getting tougher. 505 00:20:40,525 --> 00:20:44,059 I just didn't know that it was gonna be this hard. 506 00:20:44,061 --> 00:20:46,695 Yeah. Let's turn the cameras off. 507 00:20:46,697 --> 00:20:47,830 Seriously, guys. 508 00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:50,232 Enough. Enough. 509 00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:53,252 Thank you. 510 00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:56,373 Fire in the hole! 511 00:20:57,958 --> 00:20:59,793 Go, go, go, go! 512 00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:05,682 - I nailed that guy, dude. - Oh, yeah. 513 00:21:05,716 --> 00:21:08,134 And replay. 514 00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:09,201 Thank you. 515 00:21:09,819 --> 00:21:11,288 Fire in the hole! 516 00:21:12,878 --> 00:21:14,406 Go, go, go, go! 517 00:21:16,046 --> 00:21:18,776 - I nailed that guy, dude. - Oh, yeah. 518 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,509 I'm gonna miss the paper business. 519 00:21:22,192 --> 00:21:24,420 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com