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- Have you seen Darryl?
- He's around here, somewhere.

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Hmm.

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Yeah, Darryl's here.

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So is Santa Claus.

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It's just a regular Thursday.

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Neither guy is here.

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And it's Friday.

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Welcome to me and Darryl's
World of Lies.

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Nobody knows it yet,

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but Darryl already
started working in Philly.

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So now he has to sneak
out of here

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like the sneakiest little sneaky
sneak you ever saw.

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And I'm his helper.

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It's so fun.

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Darryl, meet Bear-yl.

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How much did you pay for that?

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Nothing.
Won him at the carnival.

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Spent a ton on tickets, though.

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Drive safe.

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Everybody knows I go to Philly.

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I've just been using sick days
I saved up.

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But Erin was so excited
about being sneaky sneaks,

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I went along with it.

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Darryl, you are too much.

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That guy's hilarious.

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He's here today.

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I've really been putting
in the hours on this mural.

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And my boss
is totally okay with it,

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because he's in the Bahamas

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and has no clue
what anybody's doing.

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I'm usually very self-critical.
I hate what I paint.

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But I don't know.
This time I feel

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like it's--
it's really coming together.

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Oh, my God!

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What?
You've got to be kidding me.

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What-- are those--
are those butts?

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Huh?

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No way.

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No way.

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Excuse me, everyone.

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Is it okay if I leave early
from work today?

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It's Phillip's first birthday, and the
Senator and I are hosting

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a party at our house.

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Oh, cute, so there'll
be a bunch of kids.

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No.
No children.

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Our house is not kid-friendly.

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Most of our furniture is sharp.
Also ew.

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It will mostly be
campaign donors.

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Angela, I am prepared to donate

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a whopping $8
to Lipton for America

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- to have an invitation--
- No, no, please.

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You know, actually none of you could
even really make the cut for this thing.

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Which I am so sad about.

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Angela.

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You're going to find out,
so I thought

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I'd let you know
that Robert invited me too.

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- What?
- He said he wanted me there for support.

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I'm...

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his wife.

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Angela's husband
and I are in love,

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but as a politician
in this town

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you still need the conventional
blonde wife on your lawn signs.

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He is risking everything
to have me there today.

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Me.

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We agreed that you wouldn't
be seen with him in public.

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It's humiliating for me.

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Well, if you get
to bring a stud,

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maybe I do too.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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We are splitting a sublet
on a place near Philly.

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Just a couple
of grown, sexy ass roommates.

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And, as much as I miss
Pam and the kids,

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it's kind of nice
to live the bachelor life again.

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You know, let your hair down.

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Jim was nice enough
to give me his bedroom.

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I'm couching it.

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Which usually means
there are clothes

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all over the living room.

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And this dude labels his food.

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He's the clean one.
I'm the messy one.

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How much fun is this?

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I love Jim. I love that he
hooked me up with a job.

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It's just he uses old
T-shirts as wash rags.

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He doesn't wash his dishes.

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Apparently,
they need to "soak."

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He hooked me up with a job.

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Attention, everyone.

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Can I have your attention,
please?

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Yeah, I don't know
everybody's name down here,

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but, whoever did this,
will you please raise your hand?

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Hello?

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This is not over.

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Okay?

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I will stay up here all day
if I have to.

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Is that what you want?

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Yeah, I will also come down
if I want to.

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It's my choice.

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I don't demand justice often.

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I'm not like Angela

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who calls a lawyer
every time someone watches

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a YouTube video of animals
doing it,

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but someone should get fired
over this, right?

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Val's no help.
Andy's gone. Jim's out.

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I just feel
like I'm on my own here.

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I mean, okay,
not completely on my own,

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but in terms of people
who can do something.

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Thank you, Brian.

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Hey, so, Wade wants to send
people to the saloon conference.

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We got to compile a list
of our target clients.

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Already on it.

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I ordered them
by their Google trend ranking

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so we know who to hit first.

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Who is this guy?
We are killing it.

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- Yes, sir.
- Yeah.

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Conference room,
everybody, now.

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You don't have the clearance to call
a conference room meeting.

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Yes, but David Wallace does,

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and he asked me
to gather everyone

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to talk about stuff
that's gonna be revealed

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once we're in the conference
room for the meeting.

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You're telling me
David Wallace asked you

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to call a super-secret classified
conference room meeting?

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Yeah.

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Let's go, everyone.

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Super-secret classified
conference room meeting now.

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Let's go.

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I have terrible news.

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Someone defaced my mural.

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They painted all over it.

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I thought
that's what you were doing.

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Yeah, but this is different.

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Oh. They used worse paint
than your paint.

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I don't think so, but they put paint
where I didn't want paint, so...

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I thought you wanted paint
on the whole thing.

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Different-colored paint.
I wanted different-colored paint

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in the spots where they put
their paints,

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so it just is-- okay.

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The point is these
warehouse guys are vandals,

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and they need to be stopped.

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Yeah, and somebody had
the balls to put my phone number

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on the men's room wall,
which is so messed up.

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It's 6782, not 83.

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Uh, 6783's also a good time,
less mileage.

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Pam, what can be done?

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Yes, thank you.
Let's answer that question.

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I was politely saying
nothing can be done.

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- I thought I was clear.
- What?

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Come on, guys, we need to figure out
who did this and punish them.

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This isn't just about me.

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This is about all of us.

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This is our mural.

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Don't you see
how much we worked on this?

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How much time and energy?

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We put our heart
and soul into this thing.

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David Wallace
called this meeting?

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Sure did.
I was as surprised as you,

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but apparently he is very
passionate about public art.

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No, no, come on, guys.
Don't go.

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- Pam, I'll help you.
- You will?

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If there's anything
I hate worse than art,

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it's crime.

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- Thank you?
- I am in too, Pam.

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- Yeah?
- Yes, of course.

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I believe in you.
I believe in your art.

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- And I am bored.
- Great.

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I was hoping
for a righteous mob.

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I ended up
with Dwight and Nellie.

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But they both have
a mob mentality,

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and I'm pretty sure Dwight
has a pitchfork in his car.

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You need my pitchfork?

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- Hey.
- What is it?

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I have vengeance to exact.

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Exciting news.
There's room for one more

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at my son's birthday event,

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- and I want you.
- I'm not interested.

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But, wait, the State Transportation
Secretary will be there.

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You could sell your bit salt idea
to the highway people.

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If I get the deicing gig,
it's gonna be on merit,

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not because I played politics.

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Hey, so a little birdie
just told me

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that Dwight can't come
to your son's birthday.

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So do you want me
to go with you?

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- No.
- Okay, I understand.

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I'll just stay here then,
alone with the money.

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Oh, crap.

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I am handing out pieces
of paper

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on which you will draw
one human butt.

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What I do with said drawings is
no one's business but my own.

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You're gonna compare 'em
to the butts up there.

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Incorrect.
It is my fetish.

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Oh, also sign them.

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My fetish
is signed drawings of butts.

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I'm not drawing a butt.

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All right, then no bottoms.

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We should ask you
to do big rounded Ws.

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Yes.
Or nipple-less breasts.

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Okay, okay, I think it's time
to get back to work.

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- Come on, fellas. Let's go.
- Or melons like cantaloupes

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with the halves are cut off

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and then just the bottom parts.

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Well, this is getting us
nowhere.

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We need another approach.

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We need to find the weakest one
and separate him from the group.

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Yeah, I think,
if we could get Nate alone,

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we could crack him.

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We just need
a pretense to talk to him.

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We could tell him
that his mother is dying.

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That usually works on him.

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Nate!

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Your mother is dying.

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See, I feel bad about that.

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It's all right.
It's all right.

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So she's gonna pull through
again?

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That's great.
Can I talk to her?

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No.
She needs her rest again.

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Now, listen,
now that we have got you here,

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let's talk
about this mural business.

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You know who the vandal is.

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Now I know a lot of these
warehouse guys are your friends,

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but we've got chewing gum.

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Gum's gotten mintier lately.
Have you noticed?

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Like, some of it's
just too minty.

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It's like they're literally
trying to hurt your--

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Tell us who defaced the mural.

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He did it.

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All right. You can go.
Give him his gum.

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There's no gum.
There never was any gum.

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Wow, that's really rude.

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Opening with puff pastries?

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That's a bold play.

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They're saying it's only
gonna get better from here?

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Good luck.

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That painting is just...

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How can anyone that weighs less
than a Guinea hen be so terrifying?

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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Senator and Angela Lipton.

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Thanks, everybody.
Thanks for coming.

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Phillip had no idea
he was so popular.

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Oh, Robert, you're horrible.

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Simon, Maxine,
who let you guys in here?

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This is the team.

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- Nice job, man.
- You too, Darryl.

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What?

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Oh, man.

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I'm sorry about that.

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It's cool.
Reading's tricky sometimes.

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Oh.
Are you really mad about this?

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That's my go-to thermos,
that's all.

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Oh.
It's your go-to--

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oh, man, that's a bummer.

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- I'm sorry about that.
- No big deal.

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00:11:01,218 --> 00:11:02,563
- No big deal.
- No, no, if it's a big deal,

254
00:11:02,581 --> 00:11:04,247
it's a big deal.
No big deal.

255
00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,319
No, no, no, no,
you don't have to do that.

256
00:11:06,363 --> 00:11:08,746
Honestly, I don't mind.

257
00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:21,800
Did you want me
to wash it for you or...?

258
00:11:21,822 --> 00:11:22,984
I don't know.
Are you gonna wash it,

259
00:11:23,009 --> 00:11:24,907
or are you gonna let it soak?

260
00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:30,181
Okay.

261
00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,200
Here you go.

262
00:11:33,286 --> 00:11:34,953
Thank you.

263
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,984
So, Frank, do you have
any thoughts

264
00:11:38,017 --> 00:11:42,042
About what was done?
By you?

265
00:11:42,974 --> 00:11:45,497
Maybe-- maybe I could get
the ball rolling.

266
00:11:46,086 --> 00:11:47,605
Frank?

267
00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:48,649
Hi.

268
00:11:48,668 --> 00:11:51,083
Pam.
I am so sorry

269
00:11:51,286 --> 00:11:54,118
if I've done anything

270
00:11:54,149 --> 00:11:55,516
to offend you.

271
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,729
I'm sure it isn't easy
for you guys

272
00:11:57,754 --> 00:12:01,224
to have an upstairs person
coming down in your space.

273
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:05,234
So truly I apologize.

274
00:12:05,365 --> 00:12:07,233
But enough about me.

275
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,449
Your turn.

276
00:12:13,824 --> 00:12:17,698
Insert apology here, Frank?

277
00:12:18,163 --> 00:12:20,922
I'm sorry I didn't like
your crappy doodles.

278
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,610
I drew a butt.

279
00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,535
Big deal.
Butts are funny.

280
00:12:24,768 --> 00:12:26,719
Well, I didn't think
that butt was funny.

281
00:12:26,744 --> 00:12:28,617
Well, maybe if you got
the stick out of yours.

282
00:12:28,654 --> 00:12:30,164
- What was that?
- You know what?

283
00:12:30,188 --> 00:12:32,306
You people can't fire me,

284
00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:34,404
so screw you.

285
00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:38,040
Whoa.

286
00:12:38,071 --> 00:12:40,253
Hey, that is not okay.

287
00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:42,126
What are you gonna do
about that?

288
00:12:43,647 --> 00:12:46,100
The first sorry
sounded sincere.

289
00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:48,618
There were
two or three sorries in there.

290
00:12:49,008 --> 00:12:51,046
- Mm, that's quite a lot.
- It's a lot.

291
00:12:51,085 --> 00:12:52,597
That sucked.

292
00:12:52,693 --> 00:12:55,113
He didn't apologize.
There's no talking to that guy.

293
00:12:55,144 --> 00:12:57,718
Oh, your little feelings party
didn't work out, huh?

294
00:12:57,742 --> 00:12:59,849
Who won the hugging contest?
No, let me guess.

295
00:12:59,873 --> 00:13:01,465
Everyone tied for first.

296
00:13:01,496 --> 00:13:02,978
We should just take him down.

297
00:13:03,596 --> 00:13:05,517
Wait.
Are you saying...

298
00:13:05,543 --> 00:13:08,768
I'm saying we should go scorched
earth on that guy's face.

299
00:13:11,147 --> 00:13:13,208
Normally I find Pam
to be a comforting

300
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,282
if unarousing presence
around the office.

301
00:13:15,412 --> 00:13:17,377
Like a well-watered fern.

302
00:13:17,412 --> 00:13:21,183
But today she has tapped into
this vengeful violent side,

303
00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:26,713
and I'm like, wow,
Pam has kind of a good butt.

304
00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:29,226
He messed with something
that was important to you.

305
00:13:29,245 --> 00:13:31,526
We need to mess with something
that's important to him.

306
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,625
- A little eye-for-an-eye action.
- Yes, yes.

307
00:13:33,659 --> 00:13:36,114
Go all Hammurabi on this clown.

308
00:13:36,266 --> 00:13:38,234
We need an infiltrator.

309
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,636
I know just the man
for the job.

310
00:13:44,539 --> 00:13:46,064
Clark?

311
00:13:46,214 --> 00:13:48,149
He even looks like a mole.

312
00:13:48,231 --> 00:13:51,115
One of his tee shots can wipe
out a whole owl population.

313
00:13:52,848 --> 00:13:55,052
You two seem very close.

314
00:13:55,152 --> 00:13:57,261
Yes, we're good friends.
Good friends.

315
00:13:57,279 --> 00:13:59,304
- Yeah.
- And I suppose that may ruffle

316
00:13:59,322 --> 00:14:01,907
a few feathers,
because for a long time

317
00:14:01,923 --> 00:14:06,609
our party has turned its back
on the Hispanic people.

318
00:14:06,968 --> 00:14:08,719
Well, that is not who I am.

319
00:14:08,774 --> 00:14:12,160
I am a friend
of the Latino community.

320
00:14:12,206 --> 00:14:13,790
And, if you ask me,

321
00:14:13,835 --> 00:14:16,389
it's time that we bid bigotry

322
00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:17,683
<i>hasta luego.</i>

323
00:14:18,468 --> 00:14:22,820
Now does my embrace of Hispanics
make me more electable?

324
00:14:22,851 --> 00:14:24,975
Given demographic trends,
I don't know.

325
00:14:25,003 --> 00:14:26,119
And I don't care.

326
00:14:26,149 --> 00:14:28,449
What I care about is Oscar.

327
00:14:28,982 --> 00:14:32,484
My friend.
<i>Mi amigo</i> Oscar.

328
00:14:35,813 --> 00:14:39,283
Maybe I should be insulted
that he only invited me here

329
00:14:39,324 --> 00:14:40,992
to be his token Mexican friend,

330
00:14:41,019 --> 00:14:42,219
but he could have invited

331
00:14:42,244 --> 00:14:44,629
any number of Hispanics
that he knows--

332
00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:48,579
his gardener Rohelio,
or he could have invited...

333
00:14:49,243 --> 00:14:50,444
Rohelio.

334
00:14:50,572 --> 00:14:52,860
But he chose me.

335
00:14:54,219 --> 00:14:56,550
Rohelio's Malaysian.

336
00:14:57,446 --> 00:14:59,615
The son of a bitch
is Malaysian.

337
00:15:04,924 --> 00:15:06,608
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.

338
00:15:06,665 --> 00:15:08,413
Hey, I usually watch TV
during my lunch break.

339
00:15:08,444 --> 00:15:10,120
- It's cool?
- Yeah, cool.

340
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,856
It's mine.
Don't worry.

341
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,087
I didn't say anything.

342
00:15:20,112 --> 00:15:21,867
I don't think you had to.

343
00:15:22,132 --> 00:15:23,457
Excuse me?

344
00:15:23,624 --> 00:15:26,621
I think you might be going a little crazy
with this labeling thing, man.

345
00:15:26,707 --> 00:15:30,460
I mean, you put your name
on a five-pound bag of flour.

346
00:15:30,614 --> 00:15:33,358
Are you honestly saying that,
if I needed flour, I couldn't use that?

347
00:15:33,376 --> 00:15:34,912
What you need flour for, Jim?

348
00:15:34,929 --> 00:15:35,856
That's not the point.

349
00:15:35,881 --> 00:15:38,015
- What you making, bread?
- No, I'm not making bread.

350
00:15:38,046 --> 00:15:40,046
What kind of bread you making?
Pumpernickel? - It doesn't matter.

351
00:15:40,068 --> 00:15:42,331
Darryl, I think you know
the point I'm trying to make.

352
00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:46,786
All right, I'm being a jerk.

353
00:15:47,442 --> 00:15:50,168
You got me this job.
I should be grateful.

354
00:15:50,846 --> 00:15:53,754
I am, but just, you know, I get
a little finicky about my stuff.

355
00:15:53,857 --> 00:15:55,538
That's all.

356
00:15:56,029 --> 00:15:57,912
It's all good.

357
00:15:58,442 --> 00:15:59,942
Are we all good?

358
00:16:00,008 --> 00:16:01,977
We good.

359
00:16:03,503 --> 00:16:05,037
What's that cooler?

360
00:16:05,062 --> 00:16:07,564
Nothing.
It's mine.

361
00:16:14,593 --> 00:16:16,947
What happened
to my <i>Tavis Smileys?</i>

362
00:16:17,079 --> 00:16:19,147
Oh, crap.
Were those yours?

363
00:16:19,263 --> 00:16:22,621
I never want to see you working
in the upstairs office again!

364
00:16:22,651 --> 00:16:24,572
Do you hear me?

365
00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:27,429
But my only crime was loving
the local sports teams

366
00:16:27,472 --> 00:16:29,104
and trying to be
one of the guys.

367
00:16:29,135 --> 00:16:30,004
Silence.

368
00:16:30,029 --> 00:16:32,198
You'll now be working
in the warehouse

369
00:16:32,343 --> 00:16:34,018
with the untouchables.

370
00:16:34,049 --> 00:16:37,033
Now go make your hands
rough with work.

371
00:16:37,214 --> 00:16:38,964
Okay, boss.

372
00:16:39,296 --> 00:16:41,098
Pam, you know
this is ridiculous, right?

373
00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:43,445
- Like, you're smarter than him.
- Shh, shh, shh.

374
00:16:43,485 --> 00:16:45,129
- This is never gonna work.
- Shh, shh.

375
00:16:45,190 --> 00:16:46,324
Remember your lines.

376
00:16:46,359 --> 00:16:48,692
- What lines?
- Go move some paper.

377
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,015
Hey, you know that guy Frank
who works in the warehouse?

378
00:16:52,061 --> 00:16:53,625
He's not my hire,
but I know who he is.

379
00:16:53,656 --> 00:16:54,738
Okay, what is he like?

380
00:16:54,757 --> 00:16:55,705
What's important to him?

381
00:16:55,736 --> 00:16:58,236
Does he have, like, a favorite
pair of boots or a lunchbox?

382
00:16:58,281 --> 00:16:59,464
What, is he retiring?

383
00:16:59,498 --> 00:17:00,739
You getting him a gift
or something?

384
00:17:00,795 --> 00:17:01,878
Yeah, something like that.

385
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,438
I know he loves
his pickup truck.

386
00:17:03,475 --> 00:17:04,774
Oh, great, his truck.

387
00:17:04,843 --> 00:17:05,957
Great. Get the plate number.

388
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,530
Okay, do you know the plate--
never mind.

389
00:17:07,552 --> 00:17:09,996
Why would you know that,
and why would I be asking that?

390
00:17:10,045 --> 00:17:11,781
So we know which truck to fill.

391
00:17:11,832 --> 00:17:13,001
While I got you on the phone,

392
00:17:13,024 --> 00:17:15,555
your husband's like a sloppy,
homeless hobo.

393
00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:17,011
- Can you fix that?
- Yeah.

394
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,195
I was kind of hoping you could.

395
00:17:18,214 --> 00:17:19,426
I gotta go.
Bye.

396
00:17:19,711 --> 00:17:21,167
Come on.

397
00:17:22,637 --> 00:17:24,899
_

398
00:17:25,036 --> 00:17:26,186
Hold on a second.

399
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,733
Sundeep, let's get you
closer to the Senator.

400
00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:31,441
Just about there.
Great.

401
00:17:31,471 --> 00:17:33,388
And, Oscar, I'm gonna need you

402
00:17:33,411 --> 00:17:35,441
to step a little closer
to the Senator as well.

403
00:17:35,477 --> 00:17:37,543
- Somewhere there.
- He's blocking me.

404
00:17:37,582 --> 00:17:38,807
It's only a photo, honey.

405
00:17:38,854 --> 00:17:40,071
Excuse me.
What's your name?

406
00:17:40,094 --> 00:17:41,568
- Shawn.
- Lashawn, great.

407
00:17:41,592 --> 00:17:43,454
You want to be in a photo?
Right this way.

408
00:17:43,489 --> 00:17:45,465
- Not you. No.
- He put me here.

409
00:17:45,506 --> 00:17:46,789
He put you
right in front of me?

410
00:17:46,808 --> 00:17:48,225
He placed me there. He did.
He placed me here.

411
00:17:48,259 --> 00:17:50,644
Let's just wheel Margaret

412
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:53,563
- right in front--
- Ow!

413
00:17:53,598 --> 00:17:56,321
- Here. - Oscar... Angela.
- Robert.

414
00:17:56,406 --> 00:17:57,740
Smile.

415
00:18:00,127 --> 00:18:02,116
I'm done.
What are you...

416
00:18:02,152 --> 00:18:04,260
is that supposed
to be my mural?

417
00:18:04,406 --> 00:18:06,700
Yeah, Frank draws a butt
on your mural.

418
00:18:06,744 --> 00:18:09,696
I'm drawing your mural
on Frank's truck's butt.

419
00:18:09,747 --> 00:18:11,248
Eye for an eye, <i>mamacita.</i>

420
00:18:11,282 --> 00:18:13,166
Aw, Dwight,
that's really sweet.

421
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,844
- Let's see yours.
- Oh, no.

422
00:18:14,863 --> 00:18:16,894
I'm embarrassed.
It's stupid.

423
00:18:16,913 --> 00:18:18,753
This is amazing!

424
00:18:18,805 --> 00:18:22,648
Frank, and he's leaving a trail
of poops?

425
00:18:22,678 --> 00:18:25,237
- Yeah.
- And he has saggy boobs.

426
00:18:25,529 --> 00:18:27,310
I saw that.
It's great.

427
00:18:28,122 --> 00:18:29,176
I feel better.

428
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:29,839
Good.

429
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:31,041
I'm glad you feel better.

430
00:18:31,072 --> 00:18:32,406
This has been a wonderful day.

431
00:18:32,431 --> 00:18:33,794
I have to say,

432
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:35,843
I like hanging out
with a vengeful bitch.

433
00:18:36,084 --> 00:18:37,315
I know.

434
00:18:37,341 --> 00:18:38,508
You miss Angela, don't you?

435
00:18:38,526 --> 00:18:39,842
Ugh, don't sympathize.

436
00:18:39,861 --> 00:18:42,130
You're ruining the mood.
Back to work.

437
00:18:42,249 --> 00:18:44,456
Draw his penis.

438
00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:49,669
I got back at Frank in
the most fitting way possible.

439
00:18:49,687 --> 00:18:51,493
With my art.

440
00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:53,286
You know,
the paints are water-based.

441
00:18:53,324 --> 00:18:54,407
It's gonna come off
with a hose.

442
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,165
But I think the lesson
will last--

443
00:18:56,184 --> 00:18:58,028
Lady, my truck?!

444
00:18:58,116 --> 00:18:59,347
You had no right!

445
00:18:59,393 --> 00:19:00,960
No, you had no right!

446
00:19:00,997 --> 00:19:02,866
It's a $40,000 truck!

447
00:19:02,915 --> 00:19:04,355
So?
You started it!

448
00:19:04,386 --> 00:19:06,326
So? So somebody needs
to shut you up!

449
00:19:06,359 --> 00:19:09,193
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Whoa!

450
00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:11,232
- Easy!
- Son of a bitch!

451
00:19:11,274 --> 00:19:13,876
- Guys?
- You're gonna hit a woman?

452
00:19:16,707 --> 00:19:17,969
Thanks so much for coming.

453
00:19:17,993 --> 00:19:19,718
Thank you so much.

454
00:19:19,815 --> 00:19:21,149
Well...

455
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,524
have we all calmed down yet?

456
00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:26,560
Yes.
Sorry about that.

457
00:19:26,736 --> 00:19:28,570
It was all my fault.

458
00:19:28,605 --> 00:19:30,489
Let's all try
to do better next time.

459
00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:32,168
Kevin, great to see you.

460
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:33,508
Thank you for the food.

461
00:19:33,681 --> 00:19:36,599
And also you suck.

462
00:19:37,058 --> 00:19:38,139
I beg your pardon.

463
00:19:38,182 --> 00:19:41,006
You're, like,
a terrible person.

464
00:19:41,307 --> 00:19:43,520
These guys care about you,

465
00:19:43,551 --> 00:19:46,086
and you're just using them.

466
00:19:47,058 --> 00:19:50,665
Again, the food was very good.

467
00:19:58,146 --> 00:19:59,913
Well, I'm gonna say something
to the producers.

468
00:19:59,941 --> 00:20:01,834
- No, no, it's--
- You shouldn't be fired.

469
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,617
I mean,
you were just protecting me.

470
00:20:03,654 --> 00:20:05,996
It's all good.
I knew what I was doing. It's...

471
00:20:06,023 --> 00:20:07,332
I'm sorry
about your mural, though.

472
00:20:07,365 --> 00:20:09,449
I mean, because you put
so much into that.

473
00:20:09,483 --> 00:20:10,833
Oh, no, forget about my mural.
It's stupid.

474
00:20:10,855 --> 00:20:12,841
No, you worked hard on that.
That guy's an animal.

475
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,508
I'm glad they're firing him too.

476
00:20:15,838 --> 00:20:17,538
It's crazy.

477
00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:19,609
Brian, I'm so sorry.

478
00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:24,936
Look, I don't-- I don't want to
put myself where I don't belong.

479
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,918
If you ever need me,
you just call me,

480
00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:30,253
and I'll be there for you.

481
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,824
Thanks, Brian.

482
00:20:33,581 --> 00:20:35,712
See ya.

483
00:20:51,603 --> 00:20:54,193
Wow, this whole Philly thing
has been so much fun

484
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:57,848
that I may have lost sight
of what really matters.

485
00:20:58,032 --> 00:20:59,949
I mean, having fun
is not nearly as important

486
00:20:59,983 --> 00:21:02,748
as being good to the people
you really care about.

487
00:21:03,048 --> 00:21:05,311
I mean,
that's just Roommates 101.

488
00:21:05,354 --> 00:21:06,977
- Oh, come on.
- Oh.

489
00:21:07,008 --> 00:21:08,259
- Uh.
- Oh!

490
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:09,776
Damn.

491
00:21:09,907 --> 00:21:11,674
You wins.

492
00:21:18,185 --> 00:21:21,295
- How good did that feel?
- It felt really good actually.

493
00:21:22,011 --> 00:21:27,011
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