1 00:00:01,188 --> 00:00:06,843 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 2 00:00:12,377 --> 00:00:14,159 Hey. I feel so lucky 3 00:00:14,177 --> 00:00:15,832 we're in the same city for Valentine's Day. 4 00:00:15,856 --> 00:00:17,251 It's like magic. 5 00:00:17,270 --> 00:00:19,174 Or it's like me getting on my hands and knees 6 00:00:19,210 --> 00:00:21,627 and begging my partners to switch a Tuesday for a Thursday. 7 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,168 Alakazam. 8 00:00:23,375 --> 00:00:25,714 By the way, they do need an extra day next week. 9 00:00:25,765 --> 00:00:27,597 And poof, he disappears. 10 00:00:29,424 --> 00:00:30,532 Hey. 11 00:00:30,768 --> 00:00:32,301 Wanna play hooky today? 12 00:00:32,321 --> 00:00:34,738 Oh, maybe. What do you got in mind? 13 00:00:34,778 --> 00:00:36,106 We can do anything you want. 14 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:37,741 I really wanna have fun today, 15 00:00:37,778 --> 00:00:40,562 because tomorrow is going to be a nightmare. 16 00:00:40,667 --> 00:00:44,058 Andy's coming back from his stupid, dumb boat trip. 17 00:00:44,115 --> 00:00:46,509 He's been rude, he's been selfish, 18 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:50,156 I think he's a big jerk, and I'm breaking up with him. 19 00:00:50,229 --> 00:00:53,535 Bam, Andy! How do ya like me now? 20 00:00:54,529 --> 00:00:56,179 I hope as a friend. 21 00:00:56,375 --> 00:01:00,314 Erin says she's gonna break up with Andy, but I'm not sure. 22 00:01:00,541 --> 00:01:02,958 He's coming back tomorrow, and surprise, 23 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:05,479 today she wants to do whatever I'd like. 24 00:01:05,569 --> 00:01:08,054 You know, when I was a kid we had a dog who got real sick, 25 00:01:08,088 --> 00:01:11,107 and we had to send him to a farm. 26 00:01:11,183 --> 00:01:15,095 And on his last day, we did everything he loved. 27 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,872 Wanna play catch in the parking lot? 28 00:01:22,966 --> 00:01:24,643 - Sure. - Great. 29 00:01:24,702 --> 00:01:27,477 - Get my coat. - Perfect. 30 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:30,397 Come in. 31 00:01:30,649 --> 00:01:32,629 Andy, hi, I just made another huge sale 32 00:01:32,647 --> 00:01:33,833 for the company that you manage, 33 00:01:33,858 --> 00:01:35,928 so I need you to authorize that expense report 34 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:37,877 and sign off on that contract. 35 00:01:38,035 --> 00:01:39,616 I would be happy to. 36 00:01:39,621 --> 00:01:42,180 It would be my pleasure, Mr. Schrute. 37 00:01:42,212 --> 00:01:45,776 Rink-a-dit doo, rika-doot-deet doo, rika-deet-doo. 38 00:01:45,797 --> 00:01:47,330 I really like Andy these days. 39 00:01:47,361 --> 00:01:50,284 He's pretend, and he does exactly as I tell him to. 40 00:01:50,523 --> 00:01:53,793 All that will change when real Andy comes back tomorrow. 41 00:01:53,964 --> 00:01:56,831 Unless he comes back as pretend Dwight. 42 00:01:56,922 --> 00:01:57,748 In which case, 43 00:01:57,779 --> 00:02:02,148 we're in for an epic, confusing showdown. 44 00:02:03,637 --> 00:02:06,473 Andy left a carton of milk in the fridge, 45 00:02:06,581 --> 00:02:09,014 so I've been sneaking a little bit 46 00:02:09,051 --> 00:02:11,250 every day for the last three months. 47 00:02:11,288 --> 00:02:12,955 It's been yummy. 48 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:16,114 But now Andy's coming back. 49 00:02:16,457 --> 00:02:21,374 So, I guess it's good-bye, chunky lemon milk. 50 00:02:22,516 --> 00:02:24,710 Okay, I'll say it. 51 00:02:24,784 --> 00:02:27,283 I wish Andy had stayed on his trip. 52 00:02:27,367 --> 00:02:31,336 I say we all have one last fun, boss-less day. 53 00:02:31,486 --> 00:02:33,765 Yeah, let's get some booze and some cocaine 54 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:36,201 and just blow it out, no consequences. 55 00:02:36,393 --> 00:02:37,712 Or the mini-mall. 56 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:39,685 They have all these Valentine Day deals. 57 00:02:39,737 --> 00:02:41,678 And you get 20% off if you come in 58 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:44,077 with your husband or your boyfriend. 59 00:02:44,196 --> 00:02:46,156 But I mean, if you don't have one of those, 60 00:02:46,181 --> 00:02:47,656 you can probably just bring 61 00:02:47,674 --> 00:02:50,570 whoever it is you use to kill your loneliness. 62 00:02:51,414 --> 00:02:53,039 Phyll, I'll pretend to be your husband. 63 00:02:53,076 --> 00:02:55,797 I'm already sick of you, so it'll seem realistic. 64 00:02:55,994 --> 00:02:57,739 - Oh... - They have a nail salon there 65 00:02:57,763 --> 00:02:59,969 where I get my feet detailed. 66 00:03:00,737 --> 00:03:02,331 They use a watch repair kit. 67 00:03:02,406 --> 00:03:03,393 Ooh! 68 00:03:03,430 --> 00:03:04,581 I'll be your foot buddy. 69 00:03:04,629 --> 00:03:07,338 Everyone, it is our last day here with no manager. 70 00:03:07,362 --> 00:03:08,862 I say we go to the mini-mall. 71 00:03:08,932 --> 00:03:10,602 Clark, you will be my fake boyfriend 72 00:03:10,627 --> 00:03:13,324 - so I can get the discount. - That's what I do. 73 00:03:13,846 --> 00:03:15,679 Let's do it. 74 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,099 Darryl, everyone seems to be pairing off. 75 00:03:20,112 --> 00:03:22,123 Do you want to pretend to be a couple so we get the... 76 00:03:22,267 --> 00:03:23,567 No. 77 00:03:23,747 --> 00:03:27,332 Yes. Yes. Why wouldn't I? 78 00:03:27,378 --> 00:03:29,945 I wanna pretend to be gay. I got no problem with that. 79 00:03:29,965 --> 00:03:32,378 All right, it'll be easy. Don't be nervous, just follow-- 80 00:03:32,405 --> 00:03:34,862 Stop talking about it. I said I'm fine with it. 81 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:38,022 - These are gross. - They are terrible. 82 00:03:38,339 --> 00:03:40,422 Oh, hey, don't fill up on chocolates. 83 00:03:40,455 --> 00:03:42,840 I made us a lunch reservation at State Street Grill. 84 00:03:43,252 --> 00:03:45,682 Oh, my God. That's so romantic. 85 00:03:45,713 --> 00:03:47,045 It's with Brian and Alyssa. 86 00:03:47,191 --> 00:03:49,582 Oh, my God, that's less romantic. 87 00:03:49,609 --> 00:03:52,222 I know, but we should go. 88 00:03:52,254 --> 00:03:55,196 We need to thank him for, you know, saving my life. 89 00:03:55,233 --> 00:03:58,384 Yeah, yeah, no, totally. That's good. 90 00:03:59,711 --> 00:04:03,838 So should we just get a bottle of wine later and celebrate? 91 00:04:03,970 --> 00:04:05,336 That sounds nice. 92 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:07,245 I'm very excited to see Brian. 93 00:04:07,340 --> 00:04:08,508 Brian's a great guy, 94 00:04:08,533 --> 00:04:10,050 and Pam and I have gotten really close 95 00:04:10,081 --> 00:04:12,531 to he and his wife Alyssa over the years, and... 96 00:04:12,639 --> 00:04:14,346 he got fired for protecting my wife 97 00:04:14,358 --> 00:04:16,151 from a jerk in the warehouse. 98 00:04:16,911 --> 00:04:20,519 I'm sorry, but you know him. He's a good guy. 99 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:25,631 Oh, tiny foot lady is back. 100 00:04:25,668 --> 00:04:27,530 - Oh... - Oh, get the baby clipper. 101 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,291 Oh, so cute. 102 00:04:34,927 --> 00:04:36,716 You take off your glasses. 103 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:38,782 Okay. 104 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:43,552 What? 105 00:04:43,619 --> 00:04:46,743 Your boyfriend. He look like a pretty girl. 106 00:04:46,794 --> 00:04:49,625 My boyfriend does look like a pretty girl, doesn't he? 107 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,847 Yes, a very little pretty girl. 108 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,789 And you know what? I think you are developing. 109 00:04:53,814 --> 00:04:55,657 We should go and get you a training bra. 110 00:04:57,941 --> 00:05:00,675 Oh, you guys both think this is funny? 111 00:05:00,714 --> 00:05:04,039 Well, you know what? No more discount. 112 00:05:04,072 --> 00:05:05,510 - Excuse me! - What? Shush! 113 00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:06,628 Full price. 114 00:05:06,652 --> 00:05:08,913 - We're not together. - Oh, come on. 115 00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:10,896 She's living a lie. 116 00:05:11,165 --> 00:05:14,541 Turns out I can't even be in a pretend relationship. 117 00:05:14,617 --> 00:05:16,587 Hi. We'd like the couples discount 118 00:05:16,618 --> 00:05:18,077 on a pair of foot massages. 119 00:05:18,125 --> 00:05:20,995 No, no discount for two men. 120 00:05:21,045 --> 00:05:22,775 Two men are not a couple. 121 00:05:23,094 --> 00:05:25,235 We are together, romantically. 122 00:05:25,336 --> 00:05:26,486 Two men. 123 00:05:31,472 --> 00:05:33,794 Doesn't work. No discount. 124 00:05:33,937 --> 00:05:35,774 Oh, it works. 125 00:05:36,357 --> 00:05:39,224 Him and me, all right, we are crazy in love. 126 00:05:39,463 --> 00:05:42,033 More in love than your small mind can comprehend. 127 00:05:42,069 --> 00:05:45,417 And we have two disposable incomes and no kids, 128 00:05:45,555 --> 00:05:47,099 and we're taking our business elsewhere. 129 00:05:47,131 --> 00:05:49,047 Oh... 130 00:05:58,177 --> 00:05:59,177 - Hey. - Hey, Brian. 131 00:05:59,229 --> 00:06:00,555 Hey. 132 00:06:00,848 --> 00:06:02,204 Sorry we're late. 133 00:06:02,284 --> 00:06:04,960 Oh, uh, no problem. I finished all the bread. 134 00:06:05,019 --> 00:06:07,457 - Oh. - Yeah, okay. 135 00:06:07,502 --> 00:06:08,319 What? 136 00:06:08,350 --> 00:06:10,582 - He's on a no-carb thing, supposedly. - Oh. 137 00:06:10,641 --> 00:06:12,435 It's great to see you guys. 138 00:06:12,474 --> 00:06:13,299 Thanks for coming. 139 00:06:13,327 --> 00:06:14,393 - Yeah. - Are you kidding? 140 00:06:14,401 --> 00:06:17,932 Thank you, man, I mean, I've wanted the opportunity to say thanks for... 141 00:06:18,171 --> 00:06:20,486 everything, and I'm really sorry about the job. 142 00:06:20,517 --> 00:06:21,908 That just seems crazy. 143 00:06:21,935 --> 00:06:23,266 It's fine. What are you gonna do? 144 00:06:23,301 --> 00:06:26,302 But if you guys know of any work, I'm fully available. 145 00:06:26,679 --> 00:06:28,254 Well, my dad can't hear a thing. 146 00:06:28,290 --> 00:06:29,849 You could boom his whole life for him. 147 00:06:29,877 --> 00:06:32,315 That-- okay, great. Does he pay well? 148 00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:34,989 Where's Alyssa? 149 00:06:35,142 --> 00:06:36,339 Uh, yeah. 150 00:06:36,376 --> 00:06:39,169 Um, you know, Alyssa's-- she's not gonna make it today. 151 00:06:39,286 --> 00:06:40,552 Oh. 152 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,503 Actually, we're not gonna make it. 153 00:06:44,749 --> 00:06:46,784 We're splitting up. 154 00:06:48,262 --> 00:06:51,668 I have yet another sales order for you to sign. 155 00:06:51,863 --> 00:06:55,388 Why, thank you, Mr. Schrute. I don't know how you do it. 156 00:06:55,433 --> 00:06:56,716 You're a God. 157 00:06:56,749 --> 00:07:00,142 Rink-a-dink, deet, deet, doo. 158 00:07:00,626 --> 00:07:02,524 Hi, Dwight. 159 00:07:02,921 --> 00:07:04,688 You're back. 160 00:07:05,395 --> 00:07:07,385 And you're disgusting. 161 00:07:10,950 --> 00:07:13,509 Oh, geez, my nails aren't dry yet. 162 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,825 I don't think I can work for at least a couple hours. 163 00:07:15,838 --> 00:07:16,458 Mm-hmm. 164 00:07:16,473 --> 00:07:18,721 Well, well, well, look who it is. 165 00:07:18,769 --> 00:07:19,526 Andy. 166 00:07:19,551 --> 00:07:21,746 I guess I can cancel my order from zappos.com 167 00:07:21,770 --> 00:07:24,704 because, oh, the loafers have arrived. 168 00:07:24,890 --> 00:07:27,579 - Andy. - Hey! Sweetheart! 169 00:07:27,602 --> 00:07:29,884 I missed you so much. 170 00:07:29,925 --> 00:07:33,838 Yes. Oh. Welcome back, buddy. 171 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:36,253 I have been dreaming of this moment. 172 00:07:36,286 --> 00:07:39,269 Me too. So much. I'm so happy. 173 00:07:39,357 --> 00:07:42,286 I am really, really bad at breakups. 174 00:07:42,485 --> 00:07:45,240 Technically, I'm still dating my first-grade boyfriend. 175 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,280 I mean, we just had our 20th anniversary. 176 00:07:47,324 --> 00:07:49,775 And I forgot to get him something. 177 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,031 What happened? We thought you were coming back tomorrow. 178 00:07:52,068 --> 00:07:54,396 Well, Valentine's surprise for Erin. 179 00:07:54,446 --> 00:07:56,396 Hello. Super romantic. 180 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,016 And I got you something. 181 00:07:58,058 --> 00:08:00,319 Oh, it's a couple of pieces of bamboo, big deal, right? 182 00:08:00,365 --> 00:08:02,639 No, these are musical instruments. 183 00:08:02,671 --> 00:08:04,604 It's so we can play island music together. 184 00:08:04,632 --> 00:08:06,699 'Cause I have this. 185 00:08:09,431 --> 00:08:10,480 Clop the cloppers. 186 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:12,020 Yeah, clop 'em. 187 00:08:12,022 --> 00:08:14,049 It's called bembe. 188 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:16,245 ♪ Yoruba yoruba ♪ 189 00:08:16,272 --> 00:08:18,086 ♪ Aruba yoruba ♪ 190 00:08:18,111 --> 00:08:19,811 ♪ Yoruba yoruba ♪ 191 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,694 ♪ Aruba raruba ♪ 192 00:08:21,724 --> 00:08:24,316 Hey, burning man, if it's not selling out too much, 193 00:08:24,334 --> 00:08:25,834 you might wanna throw on a tie. 194 00:08:25,886 --> 00:08:27,919 David Wallace is gonna be here in an hour. 195 00:08:27,954 --> 00:08:30,424 Obviously, that's why I'm here. 196 00:08:30,683 --> 00:08:33,229 I mean, I came back early to surprise Erin. 197 00:08:33,249 --> 00:08:35,266 Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart. 198 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:38,156 But I'm just saying I'm also excited about the Wallace meeting. 199 00:08:38,193 --> 00:08:38,828 Why? 200 00:08:38,863 --> 00:08:40,496 Isn't he just coming in to rip you a new one 201 00:08:40,517 --> 00:08:41,699 for being gone three months? 202 00:08:41,717 --> 00:08:43,275 No, please, come on, Clark. 203 00:08:43,299 --> 00:08:45,958 Wallace knows that he's been gone for the last three months. 204 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:47,874 Right? 205 00:08:47,924 --> 00:08:50,135 Wallace does know 206 00:08:50,156 --> 00:08:51,806 that you've been gone for the last three months? 207 00:08:51,844 --> 00:08:54,641 I have no idea. I don't know what he knows or doesn't know. 208 00:08:54,922 --> 00:08:56,359 But we've been in touch the whole time. 209 00:08:56,384 --> 00:08:58,392 I mean, it's not hard to get high-speed internet 210 00:08:58,420 --> 00:09:00,119 in Turks and Caicos, people. 211 00:09:00,153 --> 00:09:02,503 It's in every bembe cafe. 212 00:09:02,823 --> 00:09:04,979 He only emailed me four times. 213 00:09:05,341 --> 00:09:07,175 Question. Where's Jim? 214 00:09:07,199 --> 00:09:09,521 He and Pam are having their Valentine's Day lunch. 215 00:09:09,541 --> 00:09:11,224 For two hours, really? 216 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,772 So, you're concerned 217 00:09:12,795 --> 00:09:15,995 about peoples' long absence from their place of work. 218 00:09:16,035 --> 00:09:17,368 If the shoe fits... 219 00:09:17,532 --> 00:09:19,229 ♪ Yoruba yoruba ♪ 220 00:09:19,279 --> 00:09:21,056 ♪ Ruba yoruba ♪ 221 00:09:21,309 --> 00:09:23,516 We were telling two different versions of the same story, 222 00:09:23,547 --> 00:09:25,835 and then everything just went numb. 223 00:09:25,879 --> 00:09:27,596 Well, I mean, that's okay. 224 00:09:27,615 --> 00:09:29,297 It doesn't mean that it's over, right? 225 00:09:29,334 --> 00:09:30,618 I mean, couples fight. 226 00:09:30,643 --> 00:09:32,921 Yeah, and that's the thing. When we were fighting, 227 00:09:32,946 --> 00:09:35,364 it weirdly felt like the relationship was still alive. 228 00:09:35,393 --> 00:09:36,993 And it wasn't until we stopped fighting 229 00:09:37,017 --> 00:09:40,301 that we realized it was over. 230 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,298 It's over. 231 00:09:45,777 --> 00:09:49,153 I'm sorry, this is-- oh, my God, okay. 232 00:09:49,302 --> 00:09:51,969 We have to stop seeing each other like this. 233 00:09:51,989 --> 00:09:53,721 Uh, we have to find a different way to communicate 234 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:55,759 other than breaking down in front of each other. 235 00:09:56,276 --> 00:09:58,124 - Yeah. - What? 236 00:09:58,149 --> 00:10:01,626 At least my crying won't get you fired. 237 00:10:04,856 --> 00:10:06,756 Crying? 238 00:10:08,158 --> 00:10:11,443 I notice that you landed the Scranton White Pages account. 239 00:10:11,464 --> 00:10:12,923 That is tremendous. 240 00:10:12,943 --> 00:10:13,990 Thank you. 241 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,403 And you sold it to Jan, too, I mean... 242 00:10:15,437 --> 00:10:16,698 Yes. 243 00:10:16,730 --> 00:10:19,130 - I'm impressed. - Yeah. 244 00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:21,142 Well, there's one problem. Couldn't help but notice 245 00:10:21,173 --> 00:10:24,298 that you offered a price point that was not approved by the head office. 246 00:10:24,371 --> 00:10:27,690 So, gotta run that stuff by me, Dwight. 247 00:10:27,915 --> 00:10:29,059 You were on a boat. 248 00:10:29,168 --> 00:10:30,485 I was... 249 00:10:30,522 --> 00:10:33,176 On a boat in the ocean. 250 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:35,798 Okay, the issue is that you need to run this stuff by me. 251 00:10:36,394 --> 00:10:37,707 Coolio? 252 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:40,317 Are we coolio? 253 00:10:40,787 --> 00:10:42,823 - Just say the word "coolio." - I'm not gonna say it. 254 00:10:42,839 --> 00:10:43,872 - Say it. - Not a word. 255 00:10:43,914 --> 00:10:45,220 - Coolio. - No. 256 00:10:46,126 --> 00:10:47,753 What do you think you're doing? 257 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,270 Just gonna call the Scranton White Pages 258 00:10:49,290 --> 00:10:51,638 - and clear this right up. - Don't you dare, Andy. 259 00:10:51,662 --> 00:10:52,356 Hello? 260 00:10:52,378 --> 00:10:54,462 - Oh... - Hey, Jan. Nard Dog here. 261 00:10:54,495 --> 00:10:55,500 Oh, Andy... 262 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:56,784 I was just looking over the paperwork. 263 00:10:56,797 --> 00:10:58,170 - I found a little hiccup. - Really? 264 00:10:58,189 --> 00:11:01,245 Yeah, it appears my employee offered you a price 265 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,034 that he was not authorized to. 266 00:11:03,071 --> 00:11:04,022 - Hmm. - Coolio. 267 00:11:04,041 --> 00:11:04,722 Seriously? 268 00:11:04,746 --> 00:11:06,702 You're calling me a few weeks after finalizing our contract 269 00:11:06,726 --> 00:11:08,541 to gouge me now for more money? 270 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:10,113 - Is that what you're doing? - Coolio. I'm coolio. 271 00:11:10,134 --> 00:11:11,703 No, no, no, Jan, I think you misunderstood. 272 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:12,847 - Yeah. - I'm coolio. 273 00:11:12,865 --> 00:11:14,381 It's-- it's actually just an issue-- 274 00:11:14,402 --> 00:11:16,613 You know what, uh, Nard Dog? 275 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:19,092 There is an option in the contract 276 00:11:19,118 --> 00:11:22,220 that allows me to back out within 30 days of signing, 277 00:11:22,255 --> 00:11:25,062 so I would like to exercise that option. 278 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:27,274 No, Jan, please do not listen to this boob! 279 00:11:27,316 --> 00:11:29,879 Remember Clark. He gave you everything. Everything. 280 00:11:29,904 --> 00:11:31,348 Jan, I don't know what he's talking about, but-- 281 00:11:31,369 --> 00:11:33,285 Tell Angela to send me a final invoice. 282 00:11:33,306 --> 00:11:34,305 Uh-- 283 00:11:34,307 --> 00:11:36,463 - Please, Ja-- Ja-- - Ooh... 284 00:11:37,521 --> 00:11:38,804 Oh... 285 00:11:39,261 --> 00:11:41,317 that was not... 286 00:11:41,913 --> 00:11:44,747 how I had hoped that would go. 287 00:11:48,412 --> 00:11:49,748 Hey, everybody. Great job. 288 00:11:49,767 --> 00:11:53,519 Listen, we're a smidge behind on my paychecks. 289 00:11:53,685 --> 00:11:56,723 Yes, well, as you know, we get paid on Fridays. 290 00:11:56,756 --> 00:11:59,673 And you haven't been here for 12 Fridays. 291 00:11:59,712 --> 00:12:02,162 All right. Thank you very much. 292 00:12:02,232 --> 00:12:04,416 Looking good. 293 00:12:04,856 --> 00:12:06,019 Who's that little fella? 294 00:12:06,043 --> 00:12:09,457 It's a bonus check for you from Wallace. 295 00:12:09,849 --> 00:12:13,016 Because the branch exceeded its targets over the past quarter. 296 00:12:13,092 --> 00:12:15,417 - Wow, that's wonderful. - Quarter's three months. 297 00:12:15,429 --> 00:12:16,605 That's how long you've been gone. 298 00:12:16,627 --> 00:12:17,654 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 299 00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:18,729 - Mm-hmm. 300 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:22,114 Mm-hmm. 301 00:12:22,672 --> 00:12:24,273 Thank you. 302 00:12:24,799 --> 00:12:27,318 Great, well, we're all up to speed. 303 00:12:32,402 --> 00:12:34,337 Two seconds of the turd dog, 304 00:12:34,358 --> 00:12:36,758 and he loses the biggest sale this branch has ever seen. 305 00:12:36,815 --> 00:12:38,330 Do you have any idea what I had to do 306 00:12:38,352 --> 00:12:40,486 to get that sale from Jan? 307 00:12:40,538 --> 00:12:41,870 I mean, I went all out. 308 00:12:41,904 --> 00:12:45,489 All out. I mean like everything was out the whole week. 309 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,490 He just waltzes back in here 310 00:12:47,515 --> 00:12:50,037 like he owns the chunky lemon milk. 311 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,782 Who needs him, right? 312 00:12:51,819 --> 00:12:53,498 God, I just don't know what we do. 313 00:12:53,517 --> 00:12:56,285 I mean, short of telling David Wallace 314 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,317 that he was gone for three months... 315 00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:00,473 I'd like to rat out Andy, but unfortunately I have 316 00:13:00,495 --> 00:13:03,646 a bit of a "boy who cried wolf" dynamic with David Wallace. 317 00:13:03,677 --> 00:13:05,959 Except instead of a boy I'm a man, 318 00:13:05,977 --> 00:13:09,079 and instead of a wolf, I cried, 319 00:13:09,177 --> 00:13:11,952 "genetically-engineered monster wolf." 320 00:13:12,394 --> 00:13:16,032 I'm not gonna rat on him. Andy gave me a second chance. 321 00:13:16,252 --> 00:13:18,844 So the least I could do is let somebody else rat on him. 322 00:13:18,912 --> 00:13:20,277 Meredith, why don't you? 323 00:13:20,298 --> 00:13:23,051 Meredith Palmer ain't never been called no narc. 324 00:13:23,233 --> 00:13:25,266 Floozy? Yes. Alkie? Check. 325 00:13:25,368 --> 00:13:27,285 Einstein sarcastically? You bet. 326 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,255 But never no narc. 327 00:13:29,282 --> 00:13:31,666 Vomit mop? Sure. Floor meat? That's me. 328 00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:32,957 - Flesh hoover? Hi. - Hey-- 329 00:13:33,039 --> 00:13:35,037 - Meredith, that's plenty. 330 00:13:35,068 --> 00:13:37,452 All right? That's more than plenty. 331 00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:39,104 Why does no one stop her? 332 00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:42,174 Guys, I know that a lot of people are mad at Andy, 333 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,613 and believe me, I am too. 334 00:13:43,678 --> 00:13:45,503 But he has been through a lot, 335 00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,867 and we all used to love him, right? 336 00:13:47,882 --> 00:13:49,713 So, if he's gonna get in trouble, 337 00:13:49,738 --> 00:13:51,264 just let it be his fault, not ours. 338 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,224 I don't want that on my hands. 339 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,631 Fine. 340 00:13:54,789 --> 00:13:57,266 The state he's in, Wallace will take one look at him 341 00:13:57,287 --> 00:13:59,794 and probably fire him anyway. 342 00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:04,559 What's going on in here, dirty players? 343 00:14:05,315 --> 00:14:07,814 Let's get back to bustin' some paper rhymes. 344 00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:09,339 Come on. 345 00:14:09,354 --> 00:14:11,605 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ 346 00:14:11,662 --> 00:14:13,934 ♪ Who's that girl? ♪ 347 00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:15,502 It's Andy. 348 00:14:17,729 --> 00:14:21,089 All right. Back to work. 349 00:14:25,523 --> 00:14:27,386 Okay, I can tell you're mad at me. 350 00:14:27,414 --> 00:14:30,830 Do you wanna just, um, I don't know, tell me why? 351 00:14:33,116 --> 00:14:34,997 I don't know. 352 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,266 I thought that was a little weird. 353 00:14:39,703 --> 00:14:43,041 You told me Brian got fired for the whole warehouse thing. 354 00:14:43,494 --> 00:14:45,093 And you intentionally left out 355 00:14:45,131 --> 00:14:49,162 a kind of major intimate detail. 356 00:14:50,204 --> 00:14:52,505 I don't know, Pam, I guess I just feel like a chump... 357 00:14:52,664 --> 00:14:55,400 who knows less about his marriage than the sound guy. 358 00:14:55,649 --> 00:14:57,691 I didn't tell you about the crying 359 00:14:57,716 --> 00:15:00,428 because I didn't want you to know how upset I was. 360 00:15:00,590 --> 00:15:02,618 Because it would've stressed you out, 361 00:15:02,643 --> 00:15:05,477 and you're always saying how much you don't want more stress. 362 00:15:05,845 --> 00:15:09,295 Yeah, well, yeah, okay. Well, then thank you. 363 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:11,842 Thanks to both of you. 364 00:15:12,031 --> 00:15:13,614 - It's not Brian's fault. - No, you're right. 365 00:15:13,642 --> 00:15:15,360 And I'm not mad at Brian. 366 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,812 And to be honest, I probably don't have 367 00:15:16,831 --> 00:15:19,266 any reason to be mad at all because I wasn't there. 368 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,507 So let's just forget about it. 369 00:15:21,984 --> 00:15:23,809 Okay. 370 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:29,030 I need you guys to tell me all the highlights from the last three months 371 00:15:29,044 --> 00:15:30,530 in case David asks. 372 00:15:30,649 --> 00:15:33,836 Just a few things I could sprinkle into conversation. 373 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,186 Any big sales or office gossip? 374 00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:39,171 Well, we had the Scranton White Pages. 375 00:15:39,203 --> 00:15:41,036 Not helpful. Let's stay positive, people. 376 00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:42,389 - Okay? - Hey, guys. 377 00:15:42,414 --> 00:15:44,788 Hey, David, how are ya? 378 00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:46,628 We were just having our weekly round table 379 00:15:46,658 --> 00:15:48,586 where we motivate each other. 380 00:15:48,611 --> 00:15:50,888 I'm not gonna lie-- I get as much out of it as they do. 381 00:15:50,913 --> 00:15:52,622 Sounds great. Don't let me interrupt. 382 00:15:52,643 --> 00:15:54,627 Whatever you guys have been doing this last quarter, 383 00:15:54,658 --> 00:15:56,233 I couldn't be happier with the numbers. 384 00:15:56,258 --> 00:15:57,806 - Thank you. - Well, finish up. 385 00:15:57,830 --> 00:16:00,251 I'm gonna meet with Val about that warehouse guy you had to let go, 386 00:16:00,276 --> 00:16:01,607 and you and I will talk in 15 minutes? 387 00:16:01,635 --> 00:16:04,076 - Great. - Great job, everybody! 388 00:16:04,526 --> 00:16:06,258 We had to let a warehouse guy go? 389 00:16:06,309 --> 00:16:08,999 You know Pam's mural? Well, Frank-- 390 00:16:09,028 --> 00:16:12,726 Lit the whole thing on fire. It was crazy. 391 00:16:12,756 --> 00:16:14,105 - What? - Yeah. 392 00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:15,328 There was a fire in the warehouse? 393 00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:16,882 The whole thing is in ashes. 394 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,048 Fire department was here. It was in all the papers. 395 00:16:19,097 --> 00:16:19,897 Oh... 396 00:16:19,933 --> 00:16:21,808 This is what I'm talking about. 397 00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:24,506 This would be good to know. All right, what else? 398 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,799 We started selling balloons. 399 00:16:26,831 --> 00:16:28,299 - What? - Yeah. 400 00:16:28,328 --> 00:16:30,036 And, uh, Kathy Ireland signed on 401 00:16:30,061 --> 00:16:32,144 as the official spokesbabe of Dunder Mifflin. 402 00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:33,458 No kidding. 403 00:16:33,476 --> 00:16:34,730 Yeah, in the European billboards, 404 00:16:34,755 --> 00:16:36,566 - she's gonna be topless. - Wow. 405 00:16:36,611 --> 00:16:38,977 Go, Kathy. She's like 50. 406 00:16:39,007 --> 00:16:41,724 - They're tasteful. - Good, good. What else? 407 00:16:43,053 --> 00:16:45,259 And who knew the balloon game would be so lucrative? 408 00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:47,997 And thank God, right? We needed the income after the fire. 409 00:16:48,573 --> 00:16:49,717 What fire? 410 00:16:49,752 --> 00:16:52,367 The warehouse fire. Weren't you just down there? 411 00:16:52,385 --> 00:16:54,464 It's like burnt to ashes. 412 00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:56,998 It looked fine to me. 413 00:17:01,224 --> 00:17:03,580 I am speaking metaphorically, of course. 414 00:17:03,616 --> 00:17:05,255 You know I have lots of irons 415 00:17:05,279 --> 00:17:08,048 - in the "fire." - Mm-hmm. 416 00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:10,236 Well, that's one of 'em, you know. 417 00:17:10,264 --> 00:17:12,642 Making sure that the warehouse logistics 418 00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:16,927 is a well-oiled, properly-stoked fire. 419 00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:18,567 Okay. 420 00:17:18,592 --> 00:17:21,277 Think you'll agree I explained that pretty well. 421 00:17:21,742 --> 00:17:23,514 - Thanks, Andy. - Thank you. 422 00:17:23,545 --> 00:17:25,613 All right. Everyone. 423 00:17:35,938 --> 00:17:37,501 The fish sounds great. 424 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:38,848 Yeah, I guess. 425 00:17:38,879 --> 00:17:40,921 Really playing the scales, huh? 426 00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:41,876 Yeah, I don't know, 427 00:17:41,906 --> 00:17:43,881 it just sort of sounds like noise to me now. 428 00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:46,092 - You think I need a new fish? - I don't love you anymore. 429 00:17:46,117 --> 00:17:47,617 - What? - I still like you. 430 00:17:47,642 --> 00:17:50,144 But you were gone a really long time, 431 00:17:50,168 --> 00:17:52,346 and you didn't really email me all that much. 432 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:55,791 You re-tweeted me a lot, to be fair. 433 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,472 But I don't love you. 434 00:17:57,503 --> 00:17:59,116 Okay, I get it. 435 00:17:59,158 --> 00:18:01,459 You're unhappy. I've been gone a long time, 436 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,902 and we lost a little bit of juju, 437 00:18:02,927 --> 00:18:05,234 but you and me, we have a future. 438 00:18:05,315 --> 00:18:07,216 There is a lot of love here. 439 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,990 I just said there isn't love. 440 00:18:09,013 --> 00:18:10,646 On your side. 441 00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:14,275 But there's tons on my side. It's gushing. 442 00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:15,982 We're just outta sync right now. 443 00:18:16,036 --> 00:18:17,924 But that's just timing, and what's timing? 444 00:18:17,954 --> 00:18:20,589 I mean, my parents lasted 30, 40 years. 445 00:18:20,609 --> 00:18:22,733 They were never happy at the same time. 446 00:18:22,966 --> 00:18:24,080 I guess. 447 00:18:24,148 --> 00:18:25,370 I mean, what do we have left? 448 00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:28,881 35, maybe 40 years, if we're lucky? 449 00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,768 I mean, I have spent a lot of time in the sun. 450 00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:32,168 You got really sunburned. 451 00:18:32,192 --> 00:18:34,177 I'm gonna be a prune in like three years. 452 00:18:34,195 --> 00:18:34,790 Ugh... 453 00:18:34,808 --> 00:18:38,620 I know you may not be feeling love for me right now, 454 00:18:38,652 --> 00:18:40,137 but if you fake it, 455 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,207 I won't be able to tell the difference. 456 00:18:42,783 --> 00:18:44,106 So I'll feel good. 457 00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:46,301 And then eventually, maybe, 458 00:18:46,329 --> 00:18:49,011 you'll actually start to love me again. 459 00:18:49,124 --> 00:18:50,636 You really think we can get that back? 460 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,942 Yes. 461 00:18:54,537 --> 00:18:56,306 Come on. 462 00:18:56,641 --> 00:18:58,287 Totally. 463 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,206 You know what? 464 00:19:07,237 --> 00:19:09,988 Maybe we should cancel that bottle of wine tonight. 465 00:19:10,311 --> 00:19:11,492 Oh? 466 00:19:11,621 --> 00:19:14,722 Yeah, I just feel like I got a bunch of stuff to do in Philly, 467 00:19:14,812 --> 00:19:17,525 and I'm sure you have stuff to do, so we can just... 468 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:20,610 Drop me at the bus station? 469 00:19:21,122 --> 00:19:22,372 Are you sure? 470 00:19:22,781 --> 00:19:24,625 I just feel like we're gonna fight. 471 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,499 Yeah. 472 00:19:26,652 --> 00:19:28,403 So... 473 00:19:28,865 --> 00:19:30,032 how 'bout let's not? 474 00:19:30,079 --> 00:19:31,729 Okay. 475 00:19:34,566 --> 00:19:36,551 Oh, um... 476 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,245 happy Valentine's Day. 477 00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:45,125 Sorry. I didn't have time to wrap it. 478 00:19:48,865 --> 00:19:51,984 Wow. I didn't know you kept this. 479 00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:54,270 - Yeah. Yeah. - Thank you. 480 00:19:54,295 --> 00:19:56,107 No problem. 481 00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:03,575 I don't think you should go to Philly tonight. 482 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,978 I think that you should stay, and I think we should fight. 483 00:20:07,976 --> 00:20:10,656 You really want to fight on Valentine's Day? 484 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,993 Yeah, I do. 485 00:20:16,105 --> 00:20:17,692 Okay. 486 00:20:17,946 --> 00:20:20,255 All right, put your dukes up, Beesly. 487 00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:26,657 Hi. 488 00:20:27,282 --> 00:20:29,388 Hey, you okay? 489 00:20:29,713 --> 00:20:31,808 I couldn't do it. 490 00:20:32,506 --> 00:20:33,800 Oh. 491 00:20:34,254 --> 00:20:35,719 I'm sorry. 492 00:20:35,976 --> 00:20:37,560 Oh, you don't have to apologize. 493 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:42,199 I just-- I just want you to be happy, okay? 494 00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:01,700 We're breaking up. 495 00:21:03,565 --> 00:21:05,039 And just so you know, 496 00:21:05,193 --> 00:21:07,160 I was worried that you were dead. 497 00:21:07,496 --> 00:21:10,127 You were gone for three months. 498 00:21:13,431 --> 00:21:16,706 Andy? 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