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Hold it!
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New glasses.
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Dwight, what a ridiculous,
fancy clown you are.
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I am dressed according to
the Schrute codes of mourning.
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My aunt Shirley has died.
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Oh, Dwight, I'm so sorry.
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Were you guys close?
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I would say that she raised me,
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but let's not kid each other.
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I raised myself.
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She was, however,
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the closest thing
I had to a mother.
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My actual mother
was very cold and distant.
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I'd say she was
the closest thing I had
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to an aunt.
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- My condolences.
- Keep them!
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Okay. Now, what do we got
in these two pails?
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In keeping with Schrute custom,
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I will either invite you
to Saturday's funeral
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by sprinkling red,
fertile dirt in your face,
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or I will ask you
to keep a respectful distance
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during my time of grief,
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with a dusting of black,
slightly acidic soil.
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What color is it?
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It looks pretty black.
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Yep.
Acidic all right.
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Oh, thank God.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, I'm so sorry, Dwight.
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And if you want me to be there,
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of course I will go.
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It's just... I have
a personal training session.
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Okay, that's not--
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- I get red dirt.
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Nobody is getting red dirt.
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I should've kept my mouth shut.
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We're not even that close.
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I've only known Dwight
12 years.
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12 years.
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Time is a son of a bitch.
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I'm sure-- I'm sure
she's in a better place.
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I really hope so.
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Okay, now this is crazy.
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You can't make a dirtball--
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- I miss her so much.
- Okay.
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You know?
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Aah!
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♪ There's a bright
golden haze ♪
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♪ on the meadow ♪
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♪ a bright golden haze
on the meadow ♪
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- Ziek's here.
- Ziek!
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Hey, Dwight.
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Mose, mom says hi.
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Hi to mom.
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You going?
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Will there be ghosts there?
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- Get in the sidecar.
- Get in the sidecar.
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Get in the sidecar.
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- You get in the sidecar.
- Get--
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What are you doing here?
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You invited me.
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You threw the red dirt
in my face.
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Oh, yeah.
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Who is that?
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Jeb, my brother.
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- You have a brother?
- Mm-hmm.
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I didn't really see
a better parking spot.
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Oh!
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Look what I did.
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It's a rental.
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- You wanna go in?
- No, you do!
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You wanna go in?
You wanna go in?
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- I'll put you in there.
- Okay, I'll put you--
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- Here we go.
- Oh!
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Oh, no!
Oh, no!
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Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
Uncle! Uncle! Oh!
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- Oh, gosh.
- Hey, moonface.
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Nice to see those shiny
little Chinese eyes of yours.
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Who's this guy?
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- Bad.
- Hi, all!
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Why are you here, Todd?
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Okay, let's get right to it,
I guess.
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My name is Todd Packer,
and I am in recovery.
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I'm working the steps.
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I'm on step eight
of Alcoholics Anonymous,
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step nine
of Narcotics Anonymous.
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I'm here to make amends.
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I've been hard to deal with
over the past years.
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Kind of a jerk.
I know it.
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I don't need you
to accept my apology,
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but I'd love it if you did.
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Packer, we accept.
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Actually,
they have a specific way
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I need to do this,
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and I have to go through
examples of stuff.
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Okay, uh, where to begin?
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Hey...
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Pam-Pam
and her pam-pams.
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Well, I have said
some crude things about those.
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But they are beautiful,
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and I guess
that's why I acted out.
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Pam, I'm sorry
I objectified you
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and personified your breasts.
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Sorry, guys.
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Oh, boy.
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I have not been nice to you.
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Phylly,
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I'm sorry for the things
I said about your size
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to your face, behind your back,
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and in the form of drawings.
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Actually, that goes to
all you double XLs.
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Stanley, Kevin...
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this kid in a few years.
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Todd, you're just
saying insults
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in the form of an apology.
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Why can't I just be nice?
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Truth is I really like you guys.
I really do.
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Okay, the apology's
just half of it.
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The big thing is making amends,
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and that's why I brought these.
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I went out
to the Steamtown mall,
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and I got you all cupcakes
from that place Nipples.
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Think it's called Nibbles.
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Ha. The mind sees
what it wants to, huh?
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Ohh...
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there you go.
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Hey, hey, guys.
Wait.
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Before we accept
these cupcakes,
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I think we need to have
a conversation privately
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in the conference room.
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Don't eat the cupcake.
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We are here today
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to join this woman
on the ground....
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Man is born of woman,
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and his life
is full of turmoil.
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It's crap soil.
Nothing's gonna grow here.
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It doesn't matter.
It's a cemetery.
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Yeah, well, I'm saying
it's garbage soil, that's all.
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Well, the only thing we're
planting here is dead bodies.
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That's fine,
'cause they're not gonna grow.
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Well, thank God they're not,
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because we don't wanna
make zombies.
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Good. I agree.
Don't worry about it.
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You won't get any.
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Would the family care
to say something?
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You had black hair
and then gray hair.
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You were the aunt
to my cousins.
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Most of your life,
you were 5'4".
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At the end, you were 5'1".
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They're a descriptive people.
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I see you started without me.
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You were late, so...
what am I supposed to do?
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- Hi, Fanny.
- Hey.
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- How are you?
- Who is that?
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- Dwight's sister.
- Dwight has a sister?
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Yeah.
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She's beautiful.
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Blech.
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Hello, little man.
Haven't seen you in a few years.
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Wha-- what is this--
oh, God.
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What'd he--
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- Henry.
- Dwight.
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I see Esther's back in town.
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Hi, Dwight.
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Hi, Esther.
Nice of you to come today.
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This was on the way.
We're going into town after.
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I need yarn.
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Well, if you can snap
two chicken necks
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with a single motion,
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why use two motions
to slaughter those chickens?
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We're at a funeral.
There's a funeral going on here.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Anyone mention her height?
- Yep.
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Land size?
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Shirley, at 1,600 acres,
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you have the largest farm
in the area,
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sharing borders
with six other farms
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including my own farm
and your nephew Dwight's.
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Okay.
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So... let's get it going.
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Would you want to do
the honors?
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Oh, right, uh...
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you know, I-I don't think
we have to do this.
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We Schrutes don't need
some Harvard doctor
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to tell us
who's alive and who's dead.
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But there was an unlucky streak
of burying some heavy sleepers.
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And when grave robbers
discovered some scratch marks
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on the inside of some
of the coffins,
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we decided to make sure that
our dead were completely dead...
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out of kindness.
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That's it for me.
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I don't think
we should eat Packer's cupcakes.
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We can't give him
the satisfaction.
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I agree.
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Even though that place has
a way of making those cupcakes
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so they're dense
but they're also really fluffy.
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We can't let him buy
our forgiveness with cupcakes.
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He was awful to us.
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And he still is.
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How much is a cupcake,
2.50?
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Is that the price
of our dignity?
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3.75 a cupcake actually,
3.67 if you buy a dozen.
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I never forget a number.
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Names, in one ear
and out the other.
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Places, nope.
Faces, that's rich.
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But numbers...
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I have a gift.
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I guess that's why
I'm an accountant.
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Hey, man,
I don't think we've met.
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- I'm Clark.
- Oh, I'm Todd.
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Oh, sorry for calling you
a fat little runt earlier.
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You didn't actually say that.
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- No?
- No.
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Wow!
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I'm in this mode now
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where I'm apologizing for
thoughts that are in my head.
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Hmm.
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Hey!
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I have a crazy feeling...
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that you are really
gonna like this.
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Maybe we should
eat the cupcakes.
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Haven't we done enough
to Packer?
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I mean, we sent him down
to Florida on a prank,
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and you did fire him.
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I did.
I did, yes.
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And it was purely political.
He did nothing wrong.
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Would any of you be saying
any of this
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if the cupcakes were
from Supermart?
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Do they even
have a bakery anymore?
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They do.
It's awful!
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And it's getting worse
every day.
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So it really is
just about the cupcakes.
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Wow, you're right.
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It is just about the cupcakes.
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So we're all agreed
no one touches those cupcakes?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Packer can go to hell.
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Thank you for coming
to my funeral.
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As I gaze at life's big sunset,
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I can't help but wonder
where it all went wrong.
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You've all disappointed me
greatly.
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Fanny, a single mama
in the city.
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Thank you.
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Jeb, a street pusher.
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After I left the army,
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I bought a nine-acre
worm farm
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from a Californian.
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Turns out,
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"worm" means something else
out there,
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and I am now
in the business of...
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pain management.
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Or the smoking
of pain management.
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I can't stand the fact
that Jeb is a pot farmer.
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He could've grown anything.
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Anything in the world.
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He used to talk about
growing a peanut-grape hybrid.
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One plant, one sandwich.
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00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,917
We can't just sit by
261
00:11:38,952 --> 00:11:42,070
and watch our family farm
disappear.
262
00:11:42,088 --> 00:11:43,872
So here are my terms.
263
00:11:43,906 --> 00:11:45,740
Dwight, Fanny, Jeb.
264
00:11:45,758 --> 00:11:51,763
If you come back home,
I will leave you my farm.
265
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,433
- So there you have it.
- Is she crazy?
266
00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:56,184
- Dwight?
- Dwight? Buddy?
267
00:11:56,219 --> 00:11:57,469
- No, no, no.
- Snap out of it.
268
00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:58,753
Dwight!
269
00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:02,660
Let's do this.
270
00:12:02,661 --> 00:12:03,795
Let's run Aunt Shirley's farm.
271
00:12:03,829 --> 00:12:05,046
I'm in.
Boom!
272
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,431
No, no, no.
I'm not moving back here.
273
00:12:06,465 --> 00:12:07,799
- Are you crazy?
- Of course you are.
274
00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:09,884
Look, I don't wanna be mean
or, like, insulting.
275
00:12:09,935 --> 00:12:11,352
I know that you like it here.
276
00:12:11,403 --> 00:12:14,722
But, Dwight, it's just that
farm life lacks a certain...
277
00:12:14,757 --> 00:12:17,025
- sort of sophistication...
- Oh, my God.
278
00:12:17,059 --> 00:12:18,409
That Cami and I are drawn to.
279
00:12:18,444 --> 00:12:19,777
and...
280
00:12:19,795 --> 00:12:22,597
I don't know,
the men are just--
281
00:12:22,631 --> 00:12:26,501
It's almost like there's a--
a willing ignorance.
282
00:12:26,535 --> 00:12:28,553
Yes, I--
thank you for asking me.
283
00:12:28,587 --> 00:12:31,222
I actually have written
a little bit of poetry.
284
00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,576
That's crazy.
And I was recently published.
285
00:12:34,627 --> 00:12:36,261
Which is just--
286
00:12:36,295 --> 00:12:37,595
maybe I have--
yep, I do.
287
00:12:37,629 --> 00:12:39,330
Here it is from the, um...
288
00:12:39,365 --> 00:12:42,217
hartfordwomenslitquarterly.com.
289
00:12:43,602 --> 00:12:46,254
A Willing Ignorance
by Fanny Schrute.
290
00:12:48,374 --> 00:12:50,191
Totally.
Yep.
291
00:12:50,226 --> 00:12:52,544
The people here are like...
292
00:12:52,578 --> 00:12:54,329
like a fart.
293
00:12:54,363 --> 00:12:55,647
You know what I'm saying?
Like a fart.
294
00:12:55,681 --> 00:12:56,764
You know what?
295
00:12:56,799 --> 00:12:58,099
Let's take a couple of nights
296
00:12:58,133 --> 00:13:00,502
and stay here and think
about Aunt Shirley's offer.
297
00:13:00,536 --> 00:13:01,920
Couple of nights couldn't hurt.
298
00:13:01,954 --> 00:13:03,721
Oh, somehow I think
a couple of nights could hurt.
299
00:13:03,756 --> 00:13:04,839
You will say yes on one.
300
00:13:04,890 --> 00:13:06,941
5, 4, 3, 2.
301
00:13:06,992 --> 00:13:08,576
Get ready to say yes.
One!
302
00:13:08,627 --> 00:13:12,463
- Yes!
- Absolutely!
303
00:13:12,481 --> 00:13:14,916
Growing up with Dwight
and Mose was not easy.
304
00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:17,752
Uh, Dwight was obviously
the cool one,
305
00:13:17,803 --> 00:13:19,804
and Mose was the visionary,
306
00:13:19,838 --> 00:13:23,441
which left me
to be the comedian.
307
00:13:23,475 --> 00:13:24,676
- That doesn't work on me...
- Okay.
308
00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:26,043
By the way.
It's not--
309
00:13:26,061 --> 00:13:28,746
Quatre, trois, deux, un.
310
00:13:28,781 --> 00:13:31,132
Oui on un.
Oui, un!
311
00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:32,217
- Very clever.
- Oui!
312
00:13:32,251 --> 00:13:33,501
- Okay.
- Oui, mais oui.
313
00:13:33,552 --> 00:13:35,620
Oui, oui, oui.
314
00:13:35,654 --> 00:13:37,805
- Oui.
- Oh, my goodness.
315
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:41,376
♪ When we arrive,
sons and daughters ♪
316
00:13:41,410 --> 00:13:44,779
♪ we'll make our homes
on the water ♪
317
00:13:44,813 --> 00:13:46,214
♪ we'll build our-- ♪
318
00:13:46,248 --> 00:13:49,667
People underestimate
the power of nostalgia.
319
00:13:49,685 --> 00:13:51,019
If baseball can use it
320
00:13:51,070 --> 00:13:52,937
to get people to care about
that worthless sport,
321
00:13:52,955 --> 00:13:54,539
then I can use it
to get my siblings
322
00:13:54,573 --> 00:13:56,441
to care about the farm.
323
00:13:56,475 --> 00:13:59,661
Nostalgia is truly one
of the great human weaknesses.
324
00:13:59,695 --> 00:14:01,913
Second only to the neck.
325
00:14:01,947 --> 00:14:05,950
♪ When we arrive,
sons and daughters ♪
326
00:14:05,985 --> 00:14:09,687
♪ we'll make our homes
on the water ♪
327
00:14:09,705 --> 00:14:12,624
♪ we'll build our walls
aluminum ♪
328
00:14:12,658 --> 00:14:16,244
♪ we'll fill our mouths
with cinnamon ♪
329
00:14:16,278 --> 00:14:18,947
♪ now ♪
330
00:14:25,588 --> 00:14:27,455
So I forgot
about this old custom.
331
00:14:27,489 --> 00:14:29,624
If a man is interested
in courting a woman,
332
00:14:29,658 --> 00:14:33,344
he may throw the beaks
of a crow... at her.
333
00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:36,097
And then if she's interested
in accepting the courtship,
334
00:14:36,131 --> 00:14:39,384
she has to destroy the beaks.
335
00:14:46,108 --> 00:14:49,744
♪ When we arrive,
sons and daughters ♪
336
00:14:49,778 --> 00:14:53,147
♪ we'll make our homes
on the water ♪
337
00:14:53,182 --> 00:14:56,768
♪ we'll build our walls
aluminum ♪
338
00:14:56,802 --> 00:14:59,921
♪ we'll fill our mouths
with cinnamon ♪
339
00:14:59,955 --> 00:15:04,075
Hey, uh, I just wanna say
I'm sorry for screwing you.
340
00:15:04,109 --> 00:15:06,127
I'm not sorry about it.
341
00:15:06,161 --> 00:15:08,763
I am.
It was my rock bottom.
342
00:15:13,802 --> 00:15:16,887
- Kevin, you can do this.
- You don't know that.
343
00:15:16,905 --> 00:15:19,824
Kevin, um, let's think
of something to distract us.
344
00:15:19,858 --> 00:15:21,525
Like the movie Skyfall.
345
00:15:21,543 --> 00:15:23,244
You loved the movie Skyfall,
right?
346
00:15:23,278 --> 00:15:24,812
Mm-hmm.
347
00:15:24,847 --> 00:15:26,347
James Bond was a spy.
348
00:15:26,382 --> 00:15:28,983
- Yes, he was a good spy.
- Yeah.
349
00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:30,468
He was the best.
350
00:15:30,502 --> 00:15:33,137
James Bond
would love this cupcake.
351
00:15:33,172 --> 00:15:34,439
Hey, you know what,
352
00:15:34,473 --> 00:15:37,291
it was great
to see you all again.
353
00:15:37,326 --> 00:15:40,328
Take care.
354
00:15:42,414 --> 00:15:45,483
I am going through
a 12-step program.
355
00:15:45,517 --> 00:15:48,069
I'm currently on step zero...
356
00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:51,089
which is have a shitload
of fun.
357
00:15:51,123 --> 00:15:53,441
I spent six hours
358
00:15:53,475 --> 00:15:56,194
carefully removing the frosting
359
00:15:56,228 --> 00:15:58,312
and then layering in
a variety of drugs,
360
00:15:58,364 --> 00:15:59,897
some legal, some not...
361
00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:03,051
some laxative,
some constipating.
362
00:16:03,085 --> 00:16:06,087
You don't fire The Packman...
363
00:16:06,138 --> 00:16:08,740
and expect to get away with it.
364
00:16:08,774 --> 00:16:11,576
Guys, I'm proud of us.
365
00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:15,113
I think we did the right thing.
Hey!
366
00:16:15,147 --> 00:16:17,148
- What, Pam?
- Wait!
367
00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:19,250
He's gone.
It's just a cupcake now.
368
00:16:19,284 --> 00:16:21,586
No, no!
It's the principle of the thing.
369
00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:23,871
Oh, my God.
370
00:16:23,922 --> 00:16:26,624
I forgive him so much.
371
00:16:28,377 --> 00:16:30,428
- Whoa! Is he choking?
- Kevin?
372
00:16:42,808 --> 00:16:45,042
Oh, that was fantastic.
373
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,408
Is it dangerous to take
the eggs in front of them?
374
00:16:54,443 --> 00:16:55,752
Yes, very.
You really need to stand back.
375
00:16:55,803 --> 00:16:57,687
'Cause these
are killer chickens.
376
00:16:57,721 --> 00:17:00,240
I was just asking you
something I didn't know.
377
00:17:00,274 --> 00:17:02,592
Which is fine,
and you learned something.
378
00:17:02,626 --> 00:17:04,060
But it was kind of
a stupid question,
379
00:17:04,094 --> 00:17:06,062
so you're gonna get made fun of
a little bit.
380
00:17:12,353 --> 00:17:14,654
Are we gonna eat these today?
381
00:17:14,688 --> 00:17:15,755
If you want.
382
00:17:19,977 --> 00:17:21,778
Is that a guillotine?
383
00:17:21,812 --> 00:17:23,162
This? No.
384
00:17:23,196 --> 00:17:24,597
That'd be cool though.
385
00:17:24,632 --> 00:17:27,283
It's for milking.
386
00:17:28,252 --> 00:17:31,321
That's a cow?
387
00:17:31,355 --> 00:17:33,089
Did you just ask me
if this was a cow?
388
00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:37,760
What are you doing now?
389
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,646
Come here.
390
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,713
Come on.
391
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:46,836
Grab a teat with each hand.
Sit down.
392
00:17:48,389 --> 00:17:50,957
There you go.
Squeeze from top to bottom.
393
00:17:50,991 --> 00:17:52,258
Really pull, use some muscle.
394
00:17:52,293 --> 00:17:55,478
Draw the milk out.
All right, going all right?
395
00:17:55,512 --> 00:17:57,180
I don't know.
396
00:17:57,214 --> 00:18:01,367
Well, is the udder hot?
Is the milk clumpy?
397
00:18:01,385 --> 00:18:03,169
- I don't know any of that.
- Okay, you suck at this.
398
00:18:03,187 --> 00:18:06,472
Gimme those teats.
399
00:18:07,424 --> 00:18:09,509
Didn't your father
teach you anything?
400
00:18:09,543 --> 00:18:13,346
I never met him.
401
00:18:13,364 --> 00:18:15,281
Good morning, Erin.
402
00:18:15,316 --> 00:18:16,983
Hey.
403
00:18:20,371 --> 00:18:22,121
Hey, everybody.
404
00:18:22,155 --> 00:18:25,958
Um, I decided to eat
my cupcake.
405
00:18:25,976 --> 00:18:27,160
I thought about it last night.
406
00:18:27,194 --> 00:18:28,528
I talked to Jim,
I talked to my sister,
407
00:18:28,562 --> 00:18:31,798
and I think that as long
as Todd Packer doesn't know,
408
00:18:31,832 --> 00:18:33,299
it's okay.
409
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,935
I don't care what you do, Pam,
just please stop making noise.
410
00:18:35,953 --> 00:18:37,003
Phyllis!
411
00:18:37,037 --> 00:18:38,755
Packer laced the cupcakes.
412
00:18:38,789 --> 00:18:40,006
No!
413
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,707
Did you get diarrhea
or were you stoned?
414
00:18:41,725 --> 00:18:43,976
- Some of us got both.
- Oh, my God!
415
00:18:43,994 --> 00:18:45,311
Is everyone okay?
416
00:18:45,329 --> 00:18:47,530
Last night,
I got out all of my old dolls
417
00:18:47,581 --> 00:18:49,549
and played with them
on the living room floor.
418
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:53,436
Then I ordered ten
American Girl outfits on line.
419
00:18:53,487 --> 00:18:55,788
It was thousands of dollars.
420
00:18:55,823 --> 00:18:58,508
Well, count yourself lucky,
Phyllis.
421
00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:00,343
I got the toilet.
422
00:19:00,394 --> 00:19:01,627
Me too.
423
00:19:01,645 --> 00:19:04,530
I went Christmas caroling...
in March,
424
00:19:04,565 --> 00:19:06,582
and I fertilized some bushes
along the way.
425
00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:08,501
So not my best night.
426
00:19:08,535 --> 00:19:10,269
But not my worst night.
427
00:19:10,304 --> 00:19:12,572
What did you do, Andy?
428
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,276
Last night!
429
00:19:17,311 --> 00:19:18,845
Oh, God, um...
430
00:19:18,879 --> 00:19:21,831
I don't know.
Noth-nothing, really.
431
00:19:21,865 --> 00:19:24,417
- Kevin?
- Why would you ask me?
432
00:19:24,451 --> 00:19:26,269
No, I'm not a--
I just-- I don't know.
433
00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:30,656
Oh... gosh,
I actually--
434
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:33,192
it is hard to recall.
435
00:19:33,226 --> 00:19:37,096
Um, pretty normal night.
436
00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:40,817
My night was just like that...
437
00:19:40,851 --> 00:19:42,535
- Yup.
- Okay.
438
00:19:42,569 --> 00:19:46,539
Meaning normal.
439
00:19:46,557 --> 00:19:48,508
Yeah, I didn't see you
last night at all.
440
00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:50,543
Nope, I did not see you either.
441
00:19:54,648 --> 00:19:57,917
Wow! He is officially
the worst human being.
442
00:19:57,951 --> 00:20:00,453
Ah!
443
00:20:00,487 --> 00:20:02,321
But... Kevin, that's--
444
00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:04,624
Yeah, no, I understand, Pam.
445
00:20:04,658 --> 00:20:06,158
I understand.
446
00:20:07,494 --> 00:20:08,761
No. Ohh.
447
00:20:08,796 --> 00:20:13,332
So that's it.
I just wanted to make amends.
448
00:20:16,169 --> 00:20:18,354
- Wow.
- That's big of you, man.
449
00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:19,722
Takes a lot of courage.
450
00:20:19,773 --> 00:20:22,308
Ooh.
Red velvet.
451
00:20:22,342 --> 00:20:23,609
I should apologize too.
452
00:20:23,644 --> 00:20:25,561
It's okay.
453
00:20:25,612 --> 00:20:27,730
I'm over it.
454
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,330
♪ When we arrive,
sons and daughters... ♪
455
00:20:44,364 --> 00:20:48,417
Ooh, this is
no nine-acre worm farm.
456
00:20:48,469 --> 00:20:50,419
This is a beast.
457
00:20:50,471 --> 00:20:52,538
Whoever's managing this thing
is gonna have a hell of a job.
458
00:20:52,556 --> 00:20:54,090
Mm-hmm.
459
00:20:54,141 --> 00:20:57,093
- Not it.
- Not it.
460
00:20:57,144 --> 00:20:58,845
It.
461
00:21:03,233 --> 00:21:05,017
If your kid doesn't put in
some farm time,
462
00:21:05,051 --> 00:21:06,719
or he's gonna stay like that.
463
00:21:06,737 --> 00:21:08,053
All right, fine.
464
00:21:11,422 --> 00:21:16,189
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