1 00:00:05,598 --> 00:00:06,727 Hold it! 2 00:00:10,546 --> 00:00:12,964 New glasses. 3 00:00:16,702 --> 00:00:20,104 Dwight, what a ridiculous, fancy clown you are. 4 00:00:20,138 --> 00:00:24,325 I am dressed according to the Schrute codes of mourning. 5 00:00:24,359 --> 00:00:25,760 My aunt Shirley has died. 6 00:00:25,794 --> 00:00:27,728 Oh, Dwight, I'm so sorry. 7 00:00:27,763 --> 00:00:29,564 Were you guys close? 8 00:00:29,598 --> 00:00:30,748 I would say that she raised me, 9 00:00:30,782 --> 00:00:31,799 but let's not kid each other. 10 00:00:31,833 --> 00:00:33,167 I raised myself. 11 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:34,302 She was, however, 12 00:00:34,336 --> 00:00:35,803 the closest thing I had to a mother. 13 00:00:35,821 --> 00:00:38,239 My actual mother was very cold and distant. 14 00:00:38,273 --> 00:00:39,840 I'd say she was the closest thing I had 15 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:41,475 to an aunt. 16 00:00:41,510 --> 00:00:43,377 - My condolences. - Keep them! 17 00:00:43,412 --> 00:00:44,979 Okay. Now, what do we got in these two pails? 18 00:00:44,997 --> 00:00:46,480 In keeping with Schrute custom, 19 00:00:46,498 --> 00:00:48,866 I will either invite you to Saturday's funeral 20 00:00:48,901 --> 00:00:52,820 by sprinkling red, fertile dirt in your face, 21 00:00:52,854 --> 00:00:54,872 or I will ask you to keep a respectful distance 22 00:00:54,907 --> 00:00:56,457 during my time of grief, 23 00:00:56,491 --> 00:00:59,560 with a dusting of black, slightly acidic soil. 24 00:01:04,566 --> 00:01:05,866 What color is it? 25 00:01:05,901 --> 00:01:07,368 It looks pretty black. 26 00:01:07,770 --> 00:01:10,844 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 27 00:01:15,911 --> 00:01:18,412 Yep. Acidic all right. 28 00:01:20,215 --> 00:01:22,333 Oh, thank God. 29 00:01:22,367 --> 00:01:23,668 Excuse me? 30 00:01:23,702 --> 00:01:24,952 Oh, I'm so sorry, Dwight. 31 00:01:24,986 --> 00:01:26,587 And if you want me to be there, 32 00:01:26,622 --> 00:01:28,723 of course I will go. 33 00:01:28,757 --> 00:01:31,025 It's just... I have a personal training session. 34 00:01:31,059 --> 00:01:33,077 Okay, that's not-- 35 00:01:34,830 --> 00:01:36,314 - I get red dirt. 36 00:01:36,348 --> 00:01:37,498 Nobody is getting red dirt. 37 00:01:37,516 --> 00:01:39,884 I should've kept my mouth shut. 38 00:01:39,935 --> 00:01:41,168 We're not even that close. 39 00:01:41,203 --> 00:01:43,321 I've only known Dwight 12 years. 40 00:01:43,355 --> 00:01:45,339 12 years. 41 00:01:45,357 --> 00:01:47,525 Time is a son of a bitch. 42 00:01:51,613 --> 00:01:54,565 I'm sure-- I'm sure she's in a better place. 43 00:01:54,599 --> 00:01:58,686 I really hope so. 44 00:01:59,854 --> 00:02:02,139 Okay, now this is crazy. 45 00:02:02,174 --> 00:02:04,742 You can't make a dirtball-- 46 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,410 - I miss her so much. - Okay. 47 00:02:06,445 --> 00:02:09,063 You know? 48 00:02:09,081 --> 00:02:10,364 Aah! 49 00:02:29,730 --> 00:02:31,265 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 50 00:02:33,905 --> 00:02:37,391 ♪ There's a bright golden haze ♪ 51 00:02:37,426 --> 00:02:39,110 ♪ on the meadow ♪ 52 00:02:39,144 --> 00:02:42,229 ♪ a bright golden haze on the meadow ♪ 53 00:02:45,767 --> 00:02:48,169 - Ziek's here. - Ziek! 54 00:02:48,203 --> 00:02:50,021 Hey, Dwight. 55 00:02:50,055 --> 00:02:51,856 Mose, mom says hi. 56 00:02:51,907 --> 00:02:54,775 Hi to mom. 57 00:02:54,809 --> 00:02:56,027 You going? 58 00:02:56,061 --> 00:02:57,378 Will there be ghosts there? 59 00:02:57,412 --> 00:03:01,098 - Get in the sidecar. - Get in the sidecar. 60 00:03:01,133 --> 00:03:02,400 Get in the sidecar. 61 00:03:02,434 --> 00:03:03,434 - You get in the sidecar. - Get-- 62 00:03:10,425 --> 00:03:12,143 What are you doing here? 63 00:03:12,177 --> 00:03:13,277 You invited me. 64 00:03:13,328 --> 00:03:14,829 You threw the red dirt in my face. 65 00:03:14,863 --> 00:03:17,197 Oh, yeah. 66 00:03:18,483 --> 00:03:19,817 Who is that? 67 00:03:19,851 --> 00:03:21,519 Jeb, my brother. 68 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:23,521 - You have a brother? - Mm-hmm. 69 00:03:23,572 --> 00:03:25,573 I didn't really see a better parking spot. 70 00:03:25,607 --> 00:03:27,158 Oh! 71 00:03:27,192 --> 00:03:29,727 Look what I did. 72 00:03:30,796 --> 00:03:33,531 It's a rental. 73 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:40,254 - You wanna go in? - No, you do! 74 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:41,589 You wanna go in? You wanna go in? 75 00:03:41,623 --> 00:03:43,340 - I'll put you in there. - Okay, I'll put you-- 76 00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:44,592 - Here we go. - Oh! 77 00:03:44,626 --> 00:03:45,793 Oh, no! Oh, no! 78 00:03:45,827 --> 00:03:47,495 Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Oh! 79 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:52,166 - Oh, gosh. - Hey, moonface. 80 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:55,436 Nice to see those shiny little Chinese eyes of yours. 81 00:03:55,470 --> 00:03:57,471 Who's this guy? 82 00:03:57,489 --> 00:04:00,007 - Bad. - Hi, all! 83 00:04:00,041 --> 00:04:01,742 Why are you here, Todd? 84 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,145 Okay, let's get right to it, I guess. 85 00:04:04,179 --> 00:04:06,914 My name is Todd Packer, and I am in recovery. 86 00:04:06,948 --> 00:04:08,365 I'm working the steps. 87 00:04:08,417 --> 00:04:11,268 I'm on step eight of Alcoholics Anonymous, 88 00:04:11,303 --> 00:04:13,587 step nine of Narcotics Anonymous. 89 00:04:13,605 --> 00:04:15,372 I'm here to make amends. 90 00:04:15,407 --> 00:04:18,542 I've been hard to deal with over the past years. 91 00:04:18,593 --> 00:04:21,262 Kind of a jerk. I know it. 92 00:04:21,296 --> 00:04:23,814 I don't need you to accept my apology, 93 00:04:23,849 --> 00:04:26,500 but I'd love it if you did. 94 00:04:26,535 --> 00:04:28,569 Packer, we accept. 95 00:04:30,205 --> 00:04:31,338 Actually, they have a specific way 96 00:04:31,373 --> 00:04:33,157 I need to do this, 97 00:04:33,191 --> 00:04:34,558 and I have to go through examples of stuff. 98 00:04:34,609 --> 00:04:36,527 Okay, uh, where to begin? 99 00:04:36,561 --> 00:04:38,028 Hey... 100 00:04:38,063 --> 00:04:40,331 Pam-Pam and her pam-pams. 101 00:04:40,365 --> 00:04:44,685 Well, I have said some crude things about those. 102 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:46,754 But they are beautiful, 103 00:04:46,788 --> 00:04:50,074 and I guess that's why I acted out. 104 00:04:50,108 --> 00:04:53,461 Pam, I'm sorry I objectified you 105 00:04:53,495 --> 00:04:56,580 and personified your breasts. 106 00:04:56,615 --> 00:04:59,700 Sorry, guys. 107 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:01,202 Oh, boy. 108 00:05:01,236 --> 00:05:05,339 I have not been nice to you. 109 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:06,557 Phylly, 110 00:05:06,591 --> 00:05:09,977 I'm sorry for the things I said about your size 111 00:05:09,995 --> 00:05:12,112 to your face, behind your back, 112 00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:14,281 and in the form of drawings. 113 00:05:14,299 --> 00:05:16,383 Actually, that goes to all you double XLs. 114 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,369 Stanley, Kevin... 115 00:05:18,403 --> 00:05:20,271 this kid in a few years. 116 00:05:20,322 --> 00:05:23,157 Todd, you're just saying insults 117 00:05:23,191 --> 00:05:24,825 in the form of an apology. 118 00:05:24,859 --> 00:05:27,111 Why can't I just be nice? 119 00:05:27,145 --> 00:05:31,782 Truth is I really like you guys. I really do. 120 00:05:31,816 --> 00:05:35,686 Okay, the apology's just half of it. 121 00:05:35,737 --> 00:05:37,688 The big thing is making amends, 122 00:05:37,739 --> 00:05:39,823 and that's why I brought these. 123 00:05:39,858 --> 00:05:41,775 I went out to the Steamtown mall, 124 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:44,978 and I got you all cupcakes from that place Nipples. 125 00:05:44,996 --> 00:05:47,147 Think it's called Nibbles. 126 00:05:47,165 --> 00:05:49,750 Ha. The mind sees what it wants to, huh? 127 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:51,452 Ohh... 128 00:05:51,486 --> 00:05:54,505 there you go. 129 00:05:58,210 --> 00:06:01,178 Hey, hey, guys. Wait. 130 00:06:01,213 --> 00:06:02,846 Before we accept these cupcakes, 131 00:06:02,881 --> 00:06:05,182 I think we need to have a conversation privately 132 00:06:05,217 --> 00:06:06,767 in the conference room. 133 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:08,435 Don't eat the cupcake. 134 00:06:10,574 --> 00:06:13,538 We are here today 135 00:06:13,627 --> 00:06:17,930 to join this woman on the ground.... 136 00:06:17,981 --> 00:06:19,548 Man is born of woman, 137 00:06:19,566 --> 00:06:23,252 and his life is full of turmoil. 138 00:06:25,421 --> 00:06:27,556 It's crap soil. Nothing's gonna grow here. 139 00:06:27,591 --> 00:06:29,541 It doesn't matter. It's a cemetery. 140 00:06:29,576 --> 00:06:32,044 Yeah, well, I'm saying it's garbage soil, that's all. 141 00:06:32,095 --> 00:06:34,096 Well, the only thing we're planting here is dead bodies. 142 00:06:34,114 --> 00:06:36,265 That's fine, 'cause they're not gonna grow. 143 00:06:36,299 --> 00:06:38,067 Well, thank God they're not, 144 00:06:38,101 --> 00:06:39,501 because we don't wanna make zombies. 145 00:06:39,519 --> 00:06:41,620 Good. I agree. Don't worry about it. 146 00:06:41,655 --> 00:06:43,305 You won't get any. 147 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:45,924 Would the family care to say something? 148 00:06:49,362 --> 00:06:52,581 You had black hair and then gray hair. 149 00:06:54,467 --> 00:06:56,769 You were the aunt to my cousins. 150 00:06:56,803 --> 00:06:58,988 Most of your life, you were 5'4". 151 00:06:59,022 --> 00:07:01,690 At the end, you were 5'1". 152 00:07:05,562 --> 00:07:08,163 They're a descriptive people. 153 00:07:10,367 --> 00:07:12,184 I see you started without me. 154 00:07:12,218 --> 00:07:14,837 You were late, so... what am I supposed to do? 155 00:07:14,871 --> 00:07:16,288 - Hi, Fanny. - Hey. 156 00:07:16,323 --> 00:07:17,973 - How are you? - Who is that? 157 00:07:17,991 --> 00:07:19,908 - Dwight's sister. - Dwight has a sister? 158 00:07:19,943 --> 00:07:21,794 Yeah. 159 00:07:21,828 --> 00:07:23,295 She's beautiful. 160 00:07:23,346 --> 00:07:24,947 Blech. 161 00:07:24,981 --> 00:07:28,734 Hello, little man. Haven't seen you in a few years. 162 00:07:28,785 --> 00:07:31,720 Wha-- what is this-- oh, God. 163 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:33,839 What'd he-- 164 00:07:35,475 --> 00:07:38,177 - Henry. - Dwight. 165 00:07:38,211 --> 00:07:40,596 I see Esther's back in town. 166 00:07:40,630 --> 00:07:42,197 Hi, Dwight. 167 00:07:42,232 --> 00:07:44,533 Hi, Esther. Nice of you to come today. 168 00:07:44,567 --> 00:07:48,403 This was on the way. We're going into town after. 169 00:07:48,421 --> 00:07:50,506 I need yarn. 170 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:52,191 Well, if you can snap two chicken necks 171 00:07:52,225 --> 00:07:53,525 with a single motion, 172 00:07:53,576 --> 00:07:56,211 why use two motions to slaughter those chickens? 173 00:07:58,765 --> 00:08:00,099 We're at a funeral. There's a funeral going on here. 174 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:01,817 - Okay. - Okay. 175 00:08:01,851 --> 00:08:04,169 - Anyone mention her height? - Yep. 176 00:08:04,204 --> 00:08:08,057 Land size? 177 00:08:08,091 --> 00:08:10,859 Shirley, at 1,600 acres, 178 00:08:10,893 --> 00:08:12,861 you have the largest farm in the area, 179 00:08:12,879 --> 00:08:15,497 sharing borders with six other farms 180 00:08:15,515 --> 00:08:19,768 including my own farm and your nephew Dwight's. 181 00:08:21,070 --> 00:08:23,472 Okay. 182 00:08:26,226 --> 00:08:29,895 So... let's get it going. 183 00:08:29,929 --> 00:08:31,964 Would you want to do the honors? 184 00:08:31,998 --> 00:08:33,582 Oh, right, uh... 185 00:08:33,616 --> 00:08:35,651 you know, I-I don't think we have to do this. 186 00:08:35,685 --> 00:08:37,603 We Schrutes don't need some Harvard doctor 187 00:08:37,637 --> 00:08:40,072 to tell us who's alive and who's dead. 188 00:08:40,106 --> 00:08:44,059 But there was an unlucky streak of burying some heavy sleepers. 189 00:08:44,094 --> 00:08:46,745 And when grave robbers discovered some scratch marks 190 00:08:46,780 --> 00:08:49,164 on the inside of some of the coffins, 191 00:08:49,199 --> 00:08:52,985 we decided to make sure that our dead were completely dead... 192 00:08:53,019 --> 00:08:54,553 out of kindness. 193 00:09:01,428 --> 00:09:03,162 That's it for me. 194 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:06,681 I don't think we should eat Packer's cupcakes. 195 00:09:06,699 --> 00:09:08,133 We can't give him the satisfaction. 196 00:09:08,168 --> 00:09:09,618 I agree. 197 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,537 Even though that place has a way of making those cupcakes 198 00:09:11,571 --> 00:09:13,705 so they're dense but they're also really fluffy. 199 00:09:13,740 --> 00:09:16,074 We can't let him buy our forgiveness with cupcakes. 200 00:09:16,109 --> 00:09:17,993 He was awful to us. 201 00:09:18,027 --> 00:09:19,928 And he still is. 202 00:09:19,963 --> 00:09:22,164 How much is a cupcake, 2.50? 203 00:09:22,182 --> 00:09:23,599 Is that the price of our dignity? 204 00:09:23,633 --> 00:09:27,503 3.75 a cupcake actually, 3.67 if you buy a dozen. 205 00:09:27,537 --> 00:09:28,837 I never forget a number. 206 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:30,756 Names, in one ear and out the other. 207 00:09:30,807 --> 00:09:34,493 Places, nope. Faces, that's rich. 208 00:09:34,527 --> 00:09:36,128 But numbers... 209 00:09:36,162 --> 00:09:38,297 I have a gift. 210 00:09:38,348 --> 00:09:40,499 I guess that's why I'm an accountant. 211 00:09:42,402 --> 00:09:43,769 Hey, man, I don't think we've met. 212 00:09:43,820 --> 00:09:45,687 - I'm Clark. - Oh, I'm Todd. 213 00:09:45,721 --> 00:09:49,658 Oh, sorry for calling you a fat little runt earlier. 214 00:09:49,692 --> 00:09:51,977 You didn't actually say that. 215 00:09:52,011 --> 00:09:53,345 - No? - No. 216 00:09:53,396 --> 00:09:54,980 Wow! 217 00:09:55,014 --> 00:09:56,464 I'm in this mode now 218 00:09:56,483 --> 00:09:57,916 where I'm apologizing for thoughts that are in my head. 219 00:09:57,951 --> 00:09:59,902 Hmm. 220 00:09:59,936 --> 00:10:01,336 Hey! 221 00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:04,006 I have a crazy feeling... 222 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,758 that you are really gonna like this. 223 00:10:06,793 --> 00:10:08,494 Maybe we should eat the cupcakes. 224 00:10:08,528 --> 00:10:10,612 Haven't we done enough to Packer? 225 00:10:10,630 --> 00:10:12,848 I mean, we sent him down to Florida on a prank, 226 00:10:12,882 --> 00:10:14,099 and you did fire him. 227 00:10:14,133 --> 00:10:15,467 I did. I did, yes. 228 00:10:15,518 --> 00:10:17,703 And it was purely political. He did nothing wrong. 229 00:10:17,737 --> 00:10:19,071 Would any of you be saying any of this 230 00:10:19,122 --> 00:10:20,556 if the cupcakes were from Supermart? 231 00:10:20,590 --> 00:10:22,341 Do they even have a bakery anymore? 232 00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:23,926 They do. It's awful! 233 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,245 And it's getting worse every day. 234 00:10:26,279 --> 00:10:28,864 So it really is just about the cupcakes. 235 00:10:28,898 --> 00:10:30,532 Wow, you're right. 236 00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:32,618 It is just about the cupcakes. 237 00:10:32,652 --> 00:10:36,138 So we're all agreed no one touches those cupcakes? 238 00:10:36,956 --> 00:10:38,991 - Okay. - Okay. 239 00:10:39,042 --> 00:10:41,193 Packer can go to hell. 240 00:10:42,762 --> 00:10:45,981 Thank you for coming to my funeral. 241 00:10:46,015 --> 00:10:48,951 As I gaze at life's big sunset, 242 00:10:48,985 --> 00:10:52,187 I can't help but wonder where it all went wrong. 243 00:10:52,222 --> 00:10:55,591 You've all disappointed me greatly. 244 00:10:55,625 --> 00:10:58,310 Fanny, a single mama in the city. 245 00:10:58,344 --> 00:10:59,461 Thank you. 246 00:10:59,479 --> 00:11:01,813 Jeb, a street pusher. 247 00:11:01,865 --> 00:11:03,098 After I left the army, 248 00:11:03,116 --> 00:11:05,400 I bought a nine-acre worm farm 249 00:11:05,418 --> 00:11:06,685 from a Californian. 250 00:11:06,719 --> 00:11:09,671 Turns out, 251 00:11:09,706 --> 00:11:12,808 "worm" means something else out there, 252 00:11:12,842 --> 00:11:17,329 and I am now in the business of... 253 00:11:17,363 --> 00:11:19,648 pain management. 254 00:11:19,682 --> 00:11:23,819 Or the smoking of pain management. 255 00:11:23,853 --> 00:11:26,721 I can't stand the fact that Jeb is a pot farmer. 256 00:11:26,739 --> 00:11:28,574 He could've grown anything. 257 00:11:28,608 --> 00:11:30,525 Anything in the world. 258 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:34,079 He used to talk about growing a peanut-grape hybrid. 259 00:11:34,113 --> 00:11:37,232 One plant, one sandwich. 260 00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:38,917 We can't just sit by 261 00:11:38,952 --> 00:11:42,070 and watch our family farm disappear. 262 00:11:42,088 --> 00:11:43,872 So here are my terms. 263 00:11:43,906 --> 00:11:45,740 Dwight, Fanny, Jeb. 264 00:11:45,758 --> 00:11:51,763 If you come back home, I will leave you my farm. 265 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,433 - So there you have it. - Is she crazy? 266 00:11:54,467 --> 00:11:56,184 - Dwight? - Dwight? Buddy? 267 00:11:56,219 --> 00:11:57,469 - No, no, no. - Snap out of it. 268 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:58,753 Dwight! 269 00:12:00,860 --> 00:12:02,660 Let's do this. 270 00:12:02,661 --> 00:12:03,795 Let's run Aunt Shirley's farm. 271 00:12:03,829 --> 00:12:05,046 I'm in. Boom! 272 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,431 No, no, no. I'm not moving back here. 273 00:12:06,465 --> 00:12:07,799 - Are you crazy? - Of course you are. 274 00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:09,884 Look, I don't wanna be mean or, like, insulting. 275 00:12:09,935 --> 00:12:11,352 I know that you like it here. 276 00:12:11,403 --> 00:12:14,722 But, Dwight, it's just that farm life lacks a certain... 277 00:12:14,757 --> 00:12:17,025 - sort of sophistication... - Oh, my God. 278 00:12:17,059 --> 00:12:18,409 That Cami and I are drawn to. 279 00:12:18,444 --> 00:12:19,777 and... 280 00:12:19,795 --> 00:12:22,597 I don't know, the men are just-- 281 00:12:22,631 --> 00:12:26,501 It's almost like there's a-- a willing ignorance. 282 00:12:26,535 --> 00:12:28,553 Yes, I-- thank you for asking me. 283 00:12:28,587 --> 00:12:31,222 I actually have written a little bit of poetry. 284 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,576 That's crazy. And I was recently published. 285 00:12:34,627 --> 00:12:36,261 Which is just-- 286 00:12:36,295 --> 00:12:37,595 maybe I have-- yep, I do. 287 00:12:37,629 --> 00:12:39,330 Here it is from the, um... 288 00:12:39,365 --> 00:12:42,217 hartfordwomenslitquarterly.com. 289 00:12:43,602 --> 00:12:46,254 A Willing Ignorance by Fanny Schrute. 290 00:12:48,374 --> 00:12:50,191 Totally. Yep. 291 00:12:50,226 --> 00:12:52,544 The people here are like... 292 00:12:52,578 --> 00:12:54,329 like a fart. 293 00:12:54,363 --> 00:12:55,647 You know what I'm saying? Like a fart. 294 00:12:55,681 --> 00:12:56,764 You know what? 295 00:12:56,799 --> 00:12:58,099 Let's take a couple of nights 296 00:12:58,133 --> 00:13:00,502 and stay here and think about Aunt Shirley's offer. 297 00:13:00,536 --> 00:13:01,920 Couple of nights couldn't hurt. 298 00:13:01,954 --> 00:13:03,721 Oh, somehow I think a couple of nights could hurt. 299 00:13:03,756 --> 00:13:04,839 You will say yes on one. 300 00:13:04,890 --> 00:13:06,941 5, 4, 3, 2. 301 00:13:06,992 --> 00:13:08,576 Get ready to say yes. One! 302 00:13:08,627 --> 00:13:12,463 - Yes! - Absolutely! 303 00:13:12,481 --> 00:13:14,916 Growing up with Dwight and Mose was not easy. 304 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:17,752 Uh, Dwight was obviously the cool one, 305 00:13:17,803 --> 00:13:19,804 and Mose was the visionary, 306 00:13:19,838 --> 00:13:23,441 which left me to be the comedian. 307 00:13:23,475 --> 00:13:24,676 - That doesn't work on me... - Okay. 308 00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:26,043 By the way. It's not-- 309 00:13:26,061 --> 00:13:28,746 Quatre, trois, deux, un. 310 00:13:28,781 --> 00:13:31,132 Oui on un. Oui, un! 311 00:13:31,166 --> 00:13:32,217 - Very clever. - Oui! 312 00:13:32,251 --> 00:13:33,501 - Okay. - Oui, mais oui. 313 00:13:33,552 --> 00:13:35,620 Oui, oui, oui. 314 00:13:35,654 --> 00:13:37,805 - Oui. - Oh, my goodness. 315 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:41,376 ♪ When we arrive, sons and daughters ♪ 316 00:13:41,410 --> 00:13:44,779 ♪ we'll make our homes on the water ♪ 317 00:13:44,813 --> 00:13:46,214 ♪ we'll build our-- ♪ 318 00:13:46,248 --> 00:13:49,667 People underestimate the power of nostalgia. 319 00:13:49,685 --> 00:13:51,019 If baseball can use it 320 00:13:51,070 --> 00:13:52,937 to get people to care about that worthless sport, 321 00:13:52,955 --> 00:13:54,539 then I can use it to get my siblings 322 00:13:54,573 --> 00:13:56,441 to care about the farm. 323 00:13:56,475 --> 00:13:59,661 Nostalgia is truly one of the great human weaknesses. 324 00:13:59,695 --> 00:14:01,913 Second only to the neck. 325 00:14:01,947 --> 00:14:05,950 ♪ When we arrive, sons and daughters ♪ 326 00:14:05,985 --> 00:14:09,687 ♪ we'll make our homes on the water ♪ 327 00:14:09,705 --> 00:14:12,624 ♪ we'll build our walls aluminum ♪ 328 00:14:12,658 --> 00:14:16,244 ♪ we'll fill our mouths with cinnamon ♪ 329 00:14:16,278 --> 00:14:18,947 ♪ now ♪ 330 00:14:25,588 --> 00:14:27,455 So I forgot about this old custom. 331 00:14:27,489 --> 00:14:29,624 If a man is interested in courting a woman, 332 00:14:29,658 --> 00:14:33,344 he may throw the beaks of a crow... at her. 333 00:14:33,379 --> 00:14:36,097 And then if she's interested in accepting the courtship, 334 00:14:36,131 --> 00:14:39,384 she has to destroy the beaks. 335 00:14:46,108 --> 00:14:49,744 ♪ When we arrive, sons and daughters ♪ 336 00:14:49,778 --> 00:14:53,147 ♪ we'll make our homes on the water ♪ 337 00:14:53,182 --> 00:14:56,768 ♪ we'll build our walls aluminum ♪ 338 00:14:56,802 --> 00:14:59,921 ♪ we'll fill our mouths with cinnamon ♪ 339 00:14:59,955 --> 00:15:04,075 Hey, uh, I just wanna say I'm sorry for screwing you. 340 00:15:04,109 --> 00:15:06,127 I'm not sorry about it. 341 00:15:06,161 --> 00:15:08,763 I am. It was my rock bottom. 342 00:15:13,802 --> 00:15:16,887 - Kevin, you can do this. - You don't know that. 343 00:15:16,905 --> 00:15:19,824 Kevin, um, let's think of something to distract us. 344 00:15:19,858 --> 00:15:21,525 Like the movie Skyfall. 345 00:15:21,543 --> 00:15:23,244 You loved the movie Skyfall, right? 346 00:15:23,278 --> 00:15:24,812 Mm-hmm. 347 00:15:24,847 --> 00:15:26,347 James Bond was a spy. 348 00:15:26,382 --> 00:15:28,983 - Yes, he was a good spy. - Yeah. 349 00:15:29,034 --> 00:15:30,468 He was the best. 350 00:15:30,502 --> 00:15:33,137 James Bond would love this cupcake. 351 00:15:33,172 --> 00:15:34,439 Hey, you know what, 352 00:15:34,473 --> 00:15:37,291 it was great to see you all again. 353 00:15:37,326 --> 00:15:40,328 Take care. 354 00:15:42,414 --> 00:15:45,483 I am going through a 12-step program. 355 00:15:45,517 --> 00:15:48,069 I'm currently on step zero... 356 00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:51,089 which is have a shitload of fun. 357 00:15:51,123 --> 00:15:53,441 I spent six hours 358 00:15:53,475 --> 00:15:56,194 carefully removing the frosting 359 00:15:56,228 --> 00:15:58,312 and then layering in a variety of drugs, 360 00:15:58,364 --> 00:15:59,897 some legal, some not... 361 00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:03,051 some laxative, some constipating. 362 00:16:03,085 --> 00:16:06,087 You don't fire The Packman... 363 00:16:06,138 --> 00:16:08,740 and expect to get away with it. 364 00:16:08,774 --> 00:16:11,576 Guys, I'm proud of us. 365 00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:15,113 I think we did the right thing. Hey! 366 00:16:15,147 --> 00:16:17,148 - What, Pam? - Wait! 367 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:19,250 He's gone. It's just a cupcake now. 368 00:16:19,284 --> 00:16:21,586 No, no! It's the principle of the thing. 369 00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:23,871 Oh, my God. 370 00:16:23,922 --> 00:16:26,624 I forgive him so much. 371 00:16:28,377 --> 00:16:30,428 - Whoa! Is he choking? - Kevin? 372 00:16:42,808 --> 00:16:45,042 Oh, that was fantastic. 373 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,408 Is it dangerous to take the eggs in front of them? 374 00:16:54,443 --> 00:16:55,752 Yes, very. You really need to stand back. 375 00:16:55,803 --> 00:16:57,687 'Cause these are killer chickens. 376 00:16:57,721 --> 00:17:00,240 I was just asking you something I didn't know. 377 00:17:00,274 --> 00:17:02,592 Which is fine, and you learned something. 378 00:17:02,626 --> 00:17:04,060 But it was kind of a stupid question, 379 00:17:04,094 --> 00:17:06,062 so you're gonna get made fun of a little bit. 380 00:17:12,353 --> 00:17:14,654 Are we gonna eat these today? 381 00:17:14,688 --> 00:17:15,755 If you want. 382 00:17:19,977 --> 00:17:21,778 Is that a guillotine? 383 00:17:21,812 --> 00:17:23,162 This? No. 384 00:17:23,196 --> 00:17:24,597 That'd be cool though. 385 00:17:24,632 --> 00:17:27,283 It's for milking. 386 00:17:28,252 --> 00:17:31,321 That's a cow? 387 00:17:31,355 --> 00:17:33,089 Did you just ask me if this was a cow? 388 00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:37,760 What are you doing now? 389 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,646 Come here. 390 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,713 Come on. 391 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:46,836 Grab a teat with each hand. Sit down. 392 00:17:48,389 --> 00:17:50,957 There you go. Squeeze from top to bottom. 393 00:17:50,991 --> 00:17:52,258 Really pull, use some muscle. 394 00:17:52,293 --> 00:17:55,478 Draw the milk out. All right, going all right? 395 00:17:55,512 --> 00:17:57,180 I don't know. 396 00:17:57,214 --> 00:18:01,367 Well, is the udder hot? Is the milk clumpy? 397 00:18:01,385 --> 00:18:03,169 - I don't know any of that. - Okay, you suck at this. 398 00:18:03,187 --> 00:18:06,472 Gimme those teats. 399 00:18:07,424 --> 00:18:09,509 Didn't your father teach you anything? 400 00:18:09,543 --> 00:18:13,346 I never met him. 401 00:18:13,364 --> 00:18:15,281 Good morning, Erin. 402 00:18:15,316 --> 00:18:16,983 Hey. 403 00:18:20,371 --> 00:18:22,121 Hey, everybody. 404 00:18:22,155 --> 00:18:25,958 Um, I decided to eat my cupcake. 405 00:18:25,976 --> 00:18:27,160 I thought about it last night. 406 00:18:27,194 --> 00:18:28,528 I talked to Jim, I talked to my sister, 407 00:18:28,562 --> 00:18:31,798 and I think that as long as Todd Packer doesn't know, 408 00:18:31,832 --> 00:18:33,299 it's okay. 409 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,935 I don't care what you do, Pam, just please stop making noise. 410 00:18:35,953 --> 00:18:37,003 Phyllis! 411 00:18:37,037 --> 00:18:38,755 Packer laced the cupcakes. 412 00:18:38,789 --> 00:18:40,006 No! 413 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,707 Did you get diarrhea or were you stoned? 414 00:18:41,725 --> 00:18:43,976 - Some of us got both. - Oh, my God! 415 00:18:43,994 --> 00:18:45,311 Is everyone okay? 416 00:18:45,329 --> 00:18:47,530 Last night, I got out all of my old dolls 417 00:18:47,581 --> 00:18:49,549 and played with them on the living room floor. 418 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:53,436 Then I ordered ten American Girl outfits on line. 419 00:18:53,487 --> 00:18:55,788 It was thousands of dollars. 420 00:18:55,823 --> 00:18:58,508 Well, count yourself lucky, Phyllis. 421 00:18:58,542 --> 00:19:00,343 I got the toilet. 422 00:19:00,394 --> 00:19:01,627 Me too. 423 00:19:01,645 --> 00:19:04,530 I went Christmas caroling... in March, 424 00:19:04,565 --> 00:19:06,582 and I fertilized some bushes along the way. 425 00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:08,501 So not my best night. 426 00:19:08,535 --> 00:19:10,269 But not my worst night. 427 00:19:10,304 --> 00:19:12,572 What did you do, Andy? 428 00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,276 Last night! 429 00:19:17,311 --> 00:19:18,845 Oh, God, um... 430 00:19:18,879 --> 00:19:21,831 I don't know. Noth-nothing, really. 431 00:19:21,865 --> 00:19:24,417 - Kevin? - Why would you ask me? 432 00:19:24,451 --> 00:19:26,269 No, I'm not a-- I just-- I don't know. 433 00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:30,656 Oh... gosh, I actually-- 434 00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:33,192 it is hard to recall. 435 00:19:33,226 --> 00:19:37,096 Um, pretty normal night. 436 00:19:37,131 --> 00:19:40,817 My night was just like that... 437 00:19:40,851 --> 00:19:42,535 - Yup. - Okay. 438 00:19:42,569 --> 00:19:46,539 Meaning normal. 439 00:19:46,557 --> 00:19:48,508 Yeah, I didn't see you last night at all. 440 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:50,543 Nope, I did not see you either. 441 00:19:54,648 --> 00:19:57,917 Wow! He is officially the worst human being. 442 00:19:57,951 --> 00:20:00,453 Ah! 443 00:20:00,487 --> 00:20:02,321 But... Kevin, that's-- 444 00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:04,624 Yeah, no, I understand, Pam. 445 00:20:04,658 --> 00:20:06,158 I understand. 446 00:20:07,494 --> 00:20:08,761 No. Ohh. 447 00:20:08,796 --> 00:20:13,332 So that's it. I just wanted to make amends. 448 00:20:16,169 --> 00:20:18,354 - Wow. - That's big of you, man. 449 00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:19,722 Takes a lot of courage. 450 00:20:19,773 --> 00:20:22,308 Ooh. Red velvet. 451 00:20:22,342 --> 00:20:23,609 I should apologize too. 452 00:20:23,644 --> 00:20:25,561 It's okay. 453 00:20:25,612 --> 00:20:27,730 I'm over it. 454 00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,330 ♪ When we arrive, sons and daughters... ♪ 455 00:20:44,364 --> 00:20:48,417 Ooh, this is no nine-acre worm farm. 456 00:20:48,469 --> 00:20:50,419 This is a beast. 457 00:20:50,471 --> 00:20:52,538 Whoever's managing this thing is gonna have a hell of a job. 458 00:20:52,556 --> 00:20:54,090 Mm-hmm. 459 00:20:54,141 --> 00:20:57,093 - Not it. - Not it. 460 00:20:57,144 --> 00:20:58,845 It. 461 00:21:03,233 --> 00:21:05,017 If your kid doesn't put in some farm time, 462 00:21:05,051 --> 00:21:06,719 or he's gonna stay like that. 463 00:21:06,737 --> 00:21:08,053 All right, fine. 464 00:21:11,422 --> 00:21:16,189 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 465 00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:19,886 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player