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Oh! Hey, champions.

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Good morning.

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Quarterfinals in an hour.

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I hope you had some sleep,

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because I'm gonna be
hunting your nightmares tonight.

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I did.
I got some really good sleep.

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- Did you?
- Zzz.

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Yesterday was the first round

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of a branch-wide
paper airplane contest.

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It was being sponsored
by Weyerhammer Paper

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in an effort to get us to sell
more of their new product,

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Airstream Deluxe A4,
the Cadillac of paper.

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It's not so easy
on the environment,

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if you know what I mean.

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It's practically made
of plastic.

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We started
with 16 brave aviators.

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Some used skill.
[Cheers and applause]

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Others relied on showmanship.

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[Aww-ing]

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Others seemed not to comprehend
what a paper airplane is.

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And of course
there was the odd moment

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of heartbreak and disaster.

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Hey, I left my glasses
down here somewhere.

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Crossing through.
Beep beep.

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Ow!

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Ow!
[All gasping]

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I didn't see you.

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You should have yelled,
"crossing"!

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I'm sorry.

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Okay, so is that my spot?

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We are now down to
an elite eight.

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Well, seven and Toby.

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[Cheerful music]

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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

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"Be careful of that beaker.
It contains dangerous acid!"

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It does not say "dangerous."

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And there's
no exclamation point.

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Well, I'm just-- I'm trying
to bring some life to it.

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Last week I got an agent.

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And this week I got a movie.

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<i>HRPDC Chemical Handling</i>
<i>Protocols.</i>

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It's gonna be seen
by tons of workers

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in the industrial chemical
community,

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one of whom could have a cousin
whose brother is Brad Pitt.

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And then, boom,
next thing you know,

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I'm in <i>Moneyballs 2.</i>

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- Andy.
- Go away. We're running lines.

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You wanted
to see the gooey eye.

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Oh, yeah.
All right, get over here.

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I am so freaked out

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by things going into eyes.

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It just-- wow.

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Ugh.

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Ugh.
I can't even.

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I'm so freaked out by that.
Just go. Go, go, go, go, go.

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All right,
but it's getting gooier,

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- so we'll just do it later.
- Okay.

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All right.
Where were we?

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Something full of acid.

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"And, remember, do not attempt

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to extinguish a chemical fire
with water.

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It will only exacerbate
the flame, the dangerous flame."

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That was great, man.

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All right, I'm out of here.

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Wait, wait, wait,
stop, stop, stop.

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Don't go anywhere.
I just need to find more colors.

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Let's do it six more times.

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Hey.
I just wanted to say

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that you woke up early
with the kids and let me sleep,

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and I really appreciate that.

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Thank you.

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I appreciate
that you appreciate that.

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So we had couples therapy.

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No shame in that.
Get it all out in the open.

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And we have homework.

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Yes, we are supposed to look
for every chance

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to acknowledge and appreciate
each other's sacrifices,

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because I need to appreciate
what Pam's been doing

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to run the house
while I'm in Philly.

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And we're also supposed
to speak our truths,

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because, if I had spoken
my truth earlier

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about not wanting
to move to Philly,

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then maybe we wouldn't have
had this opportunity

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- for couples therapy.
- Oh, we're supposed to call

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everything we don't want to do
opportunities.

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Heads up, everyone.

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If you really need something
from me today,

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let's get it done tomorrow.

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Carla Fern got me a gig.

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- Hey.
- Yeah.

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Who's Carla Fern?

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Who is Carla Fern?
Well, wow.

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She's my agent
and my drill sergeant.

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And one of my best friends.

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Oh, and, Oscar,
I already figured out

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if I have to get emotional
in the film,

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I'm just gonna think about you
getting dumped by the Senator.

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Why don't you just use
your own life?

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Erin just dumped you.

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A little raw.
Not cool, Oscar.

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- But you just--
- Not cool.

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Okay.
Day two.

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Drama in the warehouse skies.

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This is Robert
from Weyerhammer Paper

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who will be joining us
to judge the final rounds.

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Who's pumped
for the quarterfinals, huh?

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I'm pumped.

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- Clark's a dead man.
- All right.

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Sounds like somebody wants
to walk away with this.

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- Oh, my gosh.
- Wow.

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Nellie, you didn't tell us
we could win money.

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Oh, yes, I did.
I told you all.

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It was-- 'cause that's an awful
lot of money for me to forget.

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Not one of us remembers you
saying anything about $2,000.

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I forgot.

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I completely forgot.

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But at least now
that large piece of cardboard

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that man was carrying around
makes sense.

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Nellie, this is a competition.

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Please take it seriously.

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Oh, please.

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Me?
Oh, I'm fine.

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I mean, sure, times are leaner
now that I'm separated

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from the Senator,
but my new studio apartment

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is just fine for me and Phillip

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and Tinkie and Crinklepuss

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and Bandit Two
and Pawlick Baggins

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and Lady Aragorn
and their ten kittens.

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[Baby screaming, crying]

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Oh, my God.
Come here, come here.

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Come here, let's go.

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I had a chance with Dwight,

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but I didn't take it.

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And, if I went back now,

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when I'm broke
and he just inherited a farm,

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I'd be one of those gold-digging
tramps you read about

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that try to bag a farmer.

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I offered myself to Angela,
and she turned me down.

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If she changes her mind,
the next move is hers.

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I'm with Esther now.
She's younger than Angela,

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sturdier,
more comfortable with the scent

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of a manured field.

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Let's be honest,

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when it came to manured fields,

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Angela was at best indifferent.

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Oh, wide wings, interesting.

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Hey! Why don't you back off?

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I mean, best of luck to you
in the competition.

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Growing up in an orphanage,

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you have to fight other kids
for everything--

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snacks, pillows, parents.

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I'm kind of worried about Pete
seeing that side of me.

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I once ripped Greedy Susan's
pigtail right off her head

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just for a handful of Crispix.

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Are you
in that paper documentary too?

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Yup.

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- You need an agent?
- No.

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I mean, you never acted
in anything before.

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He's just my entourage.

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I was in<i>The Wiz in high school.</i>

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That's the clicky-clacker.

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He clicks that,
and then the guy says, "action."

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Hey, I made 'em
get you a chair.

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All my clients sit.

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Can I take your picture?

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I guess it's starting.

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Um, yeah.

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Of course.
Yeah, sure.

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Tell you what.

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I'll put my arm around you,
and then I can take it--

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We just need a picture of
the top of your head

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in case we burn
some of your hair off.

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Got it.

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Sorry.

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No, if you just keep it down
until...

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Okay.

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Okay, next up
we have two creatures

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great and small--

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Kevin versus Angela.

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Yes.
[Applause]

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Hey, that is
a really nice plane.

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You make that yourself?

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- Uh-huh.
- Well, what am I thinking?

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Of course you made that
yourself,

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'cause it's in the rules

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that you have to fold
your own plane.

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Of course.

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Kevin, did you make that
yourself?

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Yes.
In a way.

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From one that I bought
on Craigslist.

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- Oh, man.
- I call for a refold.

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No.

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- Really?
- You can't do that.

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Thank you.

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This is flatter.

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It's a piece of paper.

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You fold it into an airplane.

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Okay, that's enough.
This is the end of the ream now.

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- You have to pick one.
- I can't.

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I love them all too much.

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And none of them fly.

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So that makes it harder.

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You have to choose one now.

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Fine.

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- Angela advances.
- Nice.

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Whoo!

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Was Dwight rooting for me?

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Hmm.
I hadn't noticed.

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I'm not giving up.

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I am gonna keep making planes

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until one of 'em flies.

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Like Wilbur and Orville
Redenbacher.

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An Earl Grey tea for the lady.

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Oh, thank you.

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I acknowledge and appreciate
that you went out of your way

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- to get me tea.
- Thank you.

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I like being appreciated.

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But, to speak my truth,

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it wasn't out of the way,

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'cause I felt like a tea anyway,
so one trip.

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Well, to speak my truth,

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I switched to coffee in March.

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There's a new espresso machine.

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But I still acknowledge
and appreciate the gesture.

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We are rolling, and action.

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This video is to demonstrate

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the HPRDC chemical handling
protocols.

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These protocols could save you

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from severe injury, even death.

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Okay, stop.

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Why are you smiling?

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I just made a character choice
to be a scientist

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who really likes what he does

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and enjoys his job.

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Okay, well,
maybe no smiling on this one.

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So how do you want--
how should I do it?

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I don't know.
Just like you're reporting

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the news or something.
Okay?

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- Action.
- This video is to demonstrate

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the HPRDC chemical handling
protocols.

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It's Tom Brokaw, the newscaster.
Come on.

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- Who was that?
- Tom Brokaw.

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- Come on, Clark!
- Come on, Clark!

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- Whoa!
- Yeah!

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Oh, eat it, piggy.
Eat it.

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Oink oink oink oink.

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We still got to work together,

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so we should keep it civil.

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[Snorting]

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I can't hear what you said.

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[Snorting]

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You get your slop?
[Imitating pig squealing]

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All right, you know what,
this is completely unnecessary.

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You already won.
Just stop.

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- Erin.
- What?

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- Relax.
- Next up we have Dwight

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- and Phyllis.
- You can do it, baby.

258
00:10:26,066 --> 00:10:27,817
No, you can't, baby.

259
00:10:27,851 --> 00:10:30,036
You're gonna choke.

260
00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:36,926
- Watch and learn.
- Wow.

261
00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:40,529
Whoa, Dwight defeats Phyllis.

262
00:10:40,564 --> 00:10:41,931
Dwight, you are through
to the semifinals.

263
00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:43,766
- Yes.
- All right.

264
00:10:43,784 --> 00:10:45,568
Oh, Esther,
what are you--

265
00:10:45,602 --> 00:10:48,287
Hey.

266
00:10:50,607 --> 00:10:51,807
You're here early.

267
00:10:51,841 --> 00:10:53,209
Yeah, I plucked the chickens
extra fast,

268
00:10:53,243 --> 00:10:54,994
'cause I knew
I was seeing you tonight, so...

269
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:56,529
there might just be
a little bit of feather

270
00:10:56,563 --> 00:10:58,013
in your nuggets
or just a little bit of meat

271
00:10:58,031 --> 00:10:59,348
inside of your pillow.

272
00:10:59,382 --> 00:11:01,016
I like a little feather
in my nuggets.

273
00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:03,051
[Laughter]

274
00:11:03,070 --> 00:11:04,353
All right,
ladies and gentlemen,

275
00:11:04,371 --> 00:11:06,655
we are now down
to the final four--

276
00:11:06,689 --> 00:11:08,457
Dwight, Erin,

277
00:11:08,491 --> 00:11:12,828
Angela, and, God only knows how,
but Toby.

278
00:11:12,863 --> 00:11:16,715
One of you will walk away
with $2,000.

279
00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,567
Yeah

280
00:11:18,601 --> 00:11:21,170
Okay, here you have
just knocked over the beaker.

281
00:11:21,204 --> 00:11:23,305
The chemicals splashed
in your eye.

282
00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:25,007
- Which is insanely painful.
- Yeah.

283
00:11:25,025 --> 00:11:27,109
And I've already picked
a few childhood memories

284
00:11:27,127 --> 00:11:29,878
to tap into to really express
that pain.

285
00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:31,814
That's great.
So what you're gonna do then

286
00:11:31,848 --> 00:11:34,834
is come over here
to the eye washing station

287
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:36,685
and then just kind of flush out
your eyes, you know,

288
00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:40,489
get the chemicals out,
all right?

289
00:11:40,524 --> 00:11:42,908
So I just lean over this thing
and then you'll add

290
00:11:42,959 --> 00:11:45,077
the water special effect later?

291
00:11:45,112 --> 00:11:46,829
What water special effect?

292
00:11:46,863 --> 00:11:49,331
Yeah, just hold your lids open
with one hand

293
00:11:49,366 --> 00:11:51,917
and let the stream
bathe your eyeballs.

294
00:11:51,952 --> 00:11:53,869
Like that.

295
00:11:53,904 --> 00:11:56,505
I'm not comfortable
doing my own stunts.

296
00:11:56,539 --> 00:11:59,108
I'll get nude
if you want me to.

297
00:11:59,142 --> 00:12:01,243
I'll go full Lena Dunham,
but I--

298
00:12:01,277 --> 00:12:02,928
Dude, we don't need you
to go nude, okay?

299
00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:04,046
Absolutely not.

300
00:12:04,064 --> 00:12:05,231
Just do the eyewash thing,
okay?

301
00:12:05,265 --> 00:12:09,518
That's all we're asking here.

302
00:12:09,553 --> 00:12:11,053
Darryl, what do I do?

303
00:12:11,087 --> 00:12:13,022
Hold up, I'm looking
at my spit in the microscope.

304
00:12:13,056 --> 00:12:15,991
They want me to use real water
in the eyewash scene.

305
00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:17,125
So?

306
00:12:17,144 --> 00:12:19,445
I can't squirt stuff
in my eyeball.

307
00:12:19,479 --> 00:12:20,996
I've never even used
an eyedropper.

308
00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:23,165
So, Andy,
you saw how to use this?

309
00:12:23,199 --> 00:12:27,303
You step on the pedal.
Water squirts in your eyes.

310
00:12:27,337 --> 00:12:31,090
Carla!

311
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:32,291
Carla!

312
00:12:32,325 --> 00:12:34,710
It is time
for a little "T" and "A."

313
00:12:34,744 --> 00:12:37,446
I give you Toby and Angela.

314
00:12:40,433 --> 00:12:42,852
Oh, my God!

315
00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:48,207
Oh, my God.
Okay, it's your turn.

316
00:12:54,631 --> 00:12:55,964
Well, Angela is the winner.

317
00:12:55,982 --> 00:12:58,634
Yes.

318
00:13:00,236 --> 00:13:02,605
Is there a reason that we're
excited for that little woman?

319
00:13:02,639 --> 00:13:04,172
Yes, I pity her.

320
00:13:04,191 --> 00:13:05,558
She was recently in a situation

321
00:13:05,592 --> 00:13:08,394
where she could have had it all,

322
00:13:08,428 --> 00:13:10,312
and instead
she lost everything.

323
00:13:10,346 --> 00:13:12,447
Is she a gambler?

324
00:13:12,465 --> 00:13:15,351
In a way, but not in a
stand-up-and-cheer kind of way

325
00:13:15,385 --> 00:13:17,653
- like the song.
- Mm.

326
00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:19,822
That is sad.

327
00:13:19,856 --> 00:13:23,709
Andy, if you don't stick
your eyes in that machine,

328
00:13:23,743 --> 00:13:27,596
I'm gonna call every production
in Northeastern Pennsylvania.

329
00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:29,515
You won't even make
an appearance

330
00:13:29,549 --> 00:13:33,102
on a security camera.

331
00:13:36,473 --> 00:13:38,908
What's the holdup here?

332
00:13:38,942 --> 00:13:40,910
The actor's crying.

333
00:13:40,944 --> 00:13:42,611
Oh, God.

334
00:13:45,298 --> 00:13:49,235
She yelled at me.

335
00:13:49,269 --> 00:13:52,371
I can't wash my eyeball.
I can't do that.

336
00:13:52,405 --> 00:13:53,589
I can't.

337
00:13:53,623 --> 00:13:55,491
Andy Bernard can't squirt
water in his eye

338
00:13:55,525 --> 00:13:58,227
and act like it
doesn't freak him out.

339
00:13:58,261 --> 00:14:01,113
But you know who can?

340
00:14:01,147 --> 00:14:04,566
Older male lab assistant
number one.

341
00:14:04,584 --> 00:14:06,785
You believe in me?

342
00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:10,706
I believe...
I want to go home.

343
00:14:13,643 --> 00:14:18,514
Yeah!
Okay. Beat that.

344
00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:26,038
[Chuckles] Whoo!

345
00:14:26,072 --> 00:14:28,423
- Okay.
- Damn it!

346
00:14:28,441 --> 00:14:29,725
Damn it!

347
00:14:29,759 --> 00:14:32,845
God-- sorry.
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

348
00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:34,079
- Okay.
- I got mad.

349
00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:35,798
- Yeah.
- 'Cause I don't like losing,

350
00:14:35,832 --> 00:14:37,016
Pete.
I just gotta--

351
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,500
Sorry, I'm mad, Pete.
I'm mad.

352
00:14:38,518 --> 00:14:39,835
I'm really mad.
I wanted to win.

353
00:14:39,869 --> 00:14:40,802
We were gonna win
a lot of money.

354
00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:42,071
I was gonna buy you a sweater.

355
00:14:42,105 --> 00:14:43,222
So this is stupid.

356
00:14:43,256 --> 00:14:44,206
It's just the whole contest
is stupid,

357
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,408
- so it feels--
- Oh!

358
00:14:46,426 --> 00:14:48,177
- Sorry, I'm mad.
- Okay.

359
00:14:48,211 --> 00:14:50,112
I don't like losing.
I thought I was going to win.

360
00:14:50,146 --> 00:14:51,730
Okay, hey, hey, hey.

361
00:14:51,781 --> 00:14:53,866
Sorry. Sorry.

362
00:14:53,917 --> 00:14:55,351
I'm gonna go upstairs
and just...

363
00:14:55,385 --> 00:14:57,719
Oh, I made us a date

364
00:14:57,737 --> 00:14:58,921
to take my mom out to dinner

365
00:14:58,955 --> 00:15:00,456
to thank her
for all that extra babysitting.

366
00:15:00,490 --> 00:15:02,391
Well, you know
how much I appreciate

367
00:15:02,425 --> 00:15:05,060
the opportunity
to hang out with your mom more,

368
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,745
so let me just put this
in my calendar.

369
00:15:06,796 --> 00:15:08,547
I acknowledge with gratitude

370
00:15:08,581 --> 00:15:10,349
that you are being
kind and responsible enough

371
00:15:10,383 --> 00:15:12,251
to include it in your calendar.

372
00:15:12,285 --> 00:15:14,386
Thank you.
Your mom is a treasure.

373
00:15:14,421 --> 00:15:16,338
Well, I appreciate...
[Cell phone chimes]

374
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,606
that some opportunities
can be unpleasant--

375
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:18,874
Sorry, it's work.
Hold on one second.

376
00:15:18,908 --> 00:15:20,576
Hey, Wade, did Cole Hamels
call back or what?

377
00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:22,561
Great.
Good.

378
00:15:22,595 --> 00:15:24,613
To speak my truth,
I'd appreciate it

379
00:15:24,647 --> 00:15:25,914
if you hung that up,
'cause we were in the middle

380
00:15:25,949 --> 00:15:28,000
of a conversation.

381
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:33,489
I appreciate the sacrifice.

382
00:15:33,523 --> 00:15:36,058
Okay, to speak my truth,

383
00:15:36,076 --> 00:15:38,410
that was a little sarcastic.

384
00:15:38,445 --> 00:15:39,578
I think that's a little unfair.

385
00:15:39,612 --> 00:15:40,779
Really?

386
00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:42,414
I've been putting the kids
to bed by myself

387
00:15:42,449 --> 00:15:43,999
every night for months.

388
00:15:44,034 --> 00:15:46,234
And you had to miss
one phone call.

389
00:15:46,252 --> 00:15:48,087
Is that your truth, Jim?
That's really your truth?

390
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:51,590
I guess I will swallow
my truth.

391
00:15:51,624 --> 00:15:53,175
Are you guys high?

392
00:15:53,209 --> 00:15:55,878
Because, if so,

393
00:15:55,912 --> 00:15:57,746
to speak my truth,
I would appreciate

394
00:15:57,764 --> 00:16:00,215
the sacrifice of including me

395
00:16:00,249 --> 00:16:02,718
in some hits
off your kind buds.

396
00:16:02,752 --> 00:16:04,186
We're not high.

397
00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:07,973
I wish we'd started
this exercise six months ago.

398
00:16:08,024 --> 00:16:11,977
My heart just feels
so... blocked up.

399
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:20,987
The Mark 47
is ready for launch.

400
00:16:24,422 --> 00:16:26,673
Less paste.

401
00:16:30,761 --> 00:16:35,465
Here we go.
Rolling and action.

402
00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:37,767
[Screaming]

403
00:16:41,238 --> 00:16:44,240
And cut.
We can fix the sound in post.

404
00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:46,076
- Yeah.
- I can do a better one.

405
00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:47,410
That's fine.
We'll move on.

406
00:16:47,445 --> 00:16:50,246
I said I can do a better one.

407
00:16:50,281 --> 00:16:53,199
- Darryl.
- Action.

408
00:16:57,672 --> 00:16:59,205
[Screaming]

409
00:17:05,829 --> 00:17:08,515
Kid can act.

410
00:17:10,017 --> 00:17:13,353
Yeah.
Yeah.

411
00:17:13,387 --> 00:17:16,156
Each contestant
will throw two aeroplanes.

412
00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:17,857
After you.

413
00:17:17,892 --> 00:17:20,560
Thank you.

414
00:17:20,611 --> 00:17:24,114
Oh, God.

415
00:17:24,148 --> 00:17:26,900
Angela's first throw--
terrible.

416
00:17:26,951 --> 00:17:28,902
Dwight.

417
00:17:28,953 --> 00:17:32,038
Oh!
Oh, man!

418
00:17:32,073 --> 00:17:33,907
It slipped out of my hand.
What a whiff.

419
00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:36,409
Ah, how'd that happen?
God.

420
00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:38,495
We want you to win.

421
00:17:38,529 --> 00:17:40,163
Dwight told me
about your situation.

422
00:17:40,197 --> 00:17:44,801
It's such a pity.
Use the money wisely.

423
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:45,802
Okay?

424
00:17:47,003 --> 00:17:48,358
Okay.

425
00:17:50,874 --> 00:17:54,060
All right.

426
00:17:54,095 --> 00:17:57,597
Don't you dare tank this.

427
00:18:10,894 --> 00:18:12,696
[Plane lands]

428
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:13,947
And we have a winner.

429
00:18:13,998 --> 00:18:15,415
And it's Dwight.

430
00:18:15,449 --> 00:18:18,401
And it is everyone,
because this is over.

431
00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:21,287
2 grand, huh?

432
00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:24,340
I know a guy who can turn
that into $800.

433
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:26,042
And it's me.

434
00:18:26,076 --> 00:18:28,094
Well, I guess
you needed the money

435
00:18:28,129 --> 00:18:30,513
more than me, huh?

436
00:18:30,548 --> 00:18:32,348
Use it wisely.

437
00:18:35,302 --> 00:18:37,103
I was disappointed
in Dwight today.

438
00:18:37,138 --> 00:18:39,389
He showed a weakness
that was unbecoming.

439
00:18:39,423 --> 00:18:41,691
Even if he did do it for me.

440
00:18:41,726 --> 00:18:43,693
I don't need pity,

441
00:18:43,728 --> 00:18:45,779
and I don't need charity.

442
00:18:45,813 --> 00:18:48,064
I have my dignity,
and that's enough.

443
00:18:48,098 --> 00:18:49,399
And, as long as I have that,

444
00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:51,479
I'll be okay.

445
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,664
I know this was really weird,

446
00:19:04,715 --> 00:19:07,083
and it was really hard.

447
00:19:07,117 --> 00:19:10,420
But I think
we're making progress.

448
00:19:10,454 --> 00:19:12,338
So I'm really sorry
that I have to go,

449
00:19:12,389 --> 00:19:16,125
but let's keep at this.

450
00:19:16,143 --> 00:19:18,628
- Okay?
- Okay.

451
00:19:25,469 --> 00:19:28,404
[Typing]

452
00:19:59,970 --> 00:20:01,721
Jim!

453
00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:09,979
Thanks.

454
00:20:10,013 --> 00:20:12,899
- All right, have a good trip. Bye
- Bye.

455
00:20:14,702 --> 00:20:16,903
Hey.

456
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,894
I...

457
00:20:41,712 --> 00:20:43,680
"Love suffers long and is kind.

458
00:20:43,714 --> 00:20:46,649
It is not proud.

459
00:20:46,684 --> 00:20:49,185
Love bears all things,

460
00:20:49,219 --> 00:20:51,771
believes all things,

461
00:20:51,822 --> 00:20:56,242
hopes all things,
and endures all things.

462
00:20:56,277 --> 00:20:58,862
Love never fails.

463
00:20:58,896 --> 00:21:00,530
And now these three remain...

464
00:21:00,564 --> 00:21:05,285
faith, hope, and love.

465
00:21:05,336 --> 00:21:09,706
But the greatest of these
is love."

466
00:21:16,213 --> 00:21:18,464
- I love you.
- I love you.

467
00:21:21,165 --> 00:21:24,833
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