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"The tea in Nepal
is very hot."
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"But the coffee in Peru
is much hotter."
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Last week, I finally became permanent
Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton!
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My first project:
Increase security.
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I got these doors from a jewelry store
that had recently gone out of business.
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Now they're protecting America's
real treasure-- Paper!
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Every morning, I email
the day's security codes.
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Something that's been really missing from
my life has been writing secret codes.
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It's not the KGB, but
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it's a start.
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"The tea in Nepal
is very hot."
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"But the coffee in Peru
is far hotter."
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Close.
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This is Tuesday, right? The--
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The coffee
in Paraguay is far hotter?
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Colder.
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- "The coffee in Paraguay is colder?"
- No, I meant you were getting colder.
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The correct response is;
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"The coffee in Peru
is much hotter."
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- Oh, much. Okay.
- But that's three wrong,
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so I gotta give you the steam.
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- No.
- Unless you want me to break protocol.
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No,
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no. Give me the steam.
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It's just harmless steam
to panic intruders.
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I'd like to get harmful steam,
but the prices are absurd!
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Break protocol!
Break protocol! Break protocol!
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Oh, I'm saving a fortune
on dry-cleaning.
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Sync and corrections by Norther
www.addic7ed.com
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Mama.
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Angela, someone wants you.
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Okay. Coming.
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Hi, baby.
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Angela's divorce
from the senator
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has been very difficult for her.
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When she got kicked out
of her apartment,
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I invited her
to move in with me.
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Ironic that now it's Angela
who's living in the closet.
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Hey-o.
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Saddle shoes with denim?
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I will literally call
child protective services.
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Go get 'em, honey.
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Oh, don't worry.
They'll get got.
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Manager of Dunder Mifflin.
Check!
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Owner of a 1,600-acre beet farm.
Check!
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Engaged to be married to
an actual milkmaid.
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Check...
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on that later today.
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This is my grandmother's ring.
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It was made from a bullet
I took out of her left buttock.
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She was a moonshiner
shot by Adolph Coors.
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This is my grandmother's
buttock bullet ring.
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Hi. Good morning.
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Name is Andrew Bernard.
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You might know me from a TV
documentary that's premiering tonight.
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Also killed it
in local theater,
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and I am fresh off of
a hot industrial flick.
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Okay. Thanks.
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- Go ahead and get in the back of the line.
- Yes!
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Well, I burned all my bridges
at Dunder Mifflin,
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and time to become
the next American idol
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by winning America's Next
A Cappella Sensation
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on channel TBD.
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It's a really cool show. It's
like a total reinvention
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of the whole American
Idol/Voice/Sing-Off phenomenon.
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On this show,
all three judges are mean.
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Sales form for you to sign.
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You know what to do.
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Okay.
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Behind every great regional manager is a
great assistant to the regional manager,
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and I have chosen
one of the best.
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Aw, thanks, man.
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Once upon a time, we were natural enemies,
but we've overcome our differences,
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- much like Germany and
Italy in World War... - No.
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Good call.
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Together, we run
a no-nonsense office.
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_
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Preconference room meeting
with Dwight went really well.
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Oh. Bodes well for the
post-conference room meeting.
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All depends on the conference room
meeting itself.
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Uh, okay.
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- Is that them again?
- Yeah.
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Maybe you should call back.
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I will.
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I will.
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The guys at Athlead
are still bugging me
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about this three-month
road show thing.
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Meeting athletes on their home
turf, building relationships.
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Yeah, it sounds exciting. But...
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I said no, and that's final.
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I almost lost Pam
over this business.
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I'm not risking that again.
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When Jim decided to come back to
Scranton full-time, I was relieved,
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but I also feel a little guilty.
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I mean, he's giving up
this big thing for me.
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But he seems happy.
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I mean, he's certainly been
goofing around a lot.
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I love goofy Jim.
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Welcome.
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He welcomes you.
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Please take an agenda item.
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- Your agenda-taking pleases him.
- Have a seat, Phyllis.
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There we go.
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As you know, I like to begin each
day with an inspirational quote.
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"Some say the only failure there
is is the failure to try."
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"That is wrong.
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Failure of any kind
is failure."
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- Jim, over to you.
- Let's not get crazy
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and ruin our no-nonsense
streak, all right?
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So, for instance, if you're
expecting a fax today,
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please don't yell out,
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"Michael J. Fax
from fax to the future!"
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Okay? That's nonsense.
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- Question.
- Yes, beautiful girl in the front.
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We are expecting a water
delivery today at 10 a.m.
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What if, as they're
delivering the water jugs,
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someone screams out,
"nice jugs!"
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That's obviously nonsense.
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Nonsense.
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And what percentage of nonsense
do we tolerate in this office?
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- Zero.
- No nonsense.
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- No. Can't have nonsense.
- What is going on?
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Daycare won't take Phillip
anymore.
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Why?
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Apparently my station in life has descended
to a depth even they won't forgive.
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So, hi.
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Hi, buddy.
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Okay. Um,
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new agenda item.
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Phillip will be joining us
at the office today.
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Gotta write that down.
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Okay, big day today.
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Airing of the documentary.
Who's excited?
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I'd better come out of this
smelling like a rose.
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I've been on my best
behavior for nine years.
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If it wasn't for the cameras, I
would've done some truly vulgar crap.
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Over the course of this documentary,
I've had three affairs.
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If you find my body in a ditch,
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let me save the
police some trouble.
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My wife did it.
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I'm letting you all off
half an hour early
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to view the documentary,
so you can make it up to me
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by working an extra
half an hour tomorrow
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or a minute extra
for the rest of the month.
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Ooh! Announcement.
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Some of us whose
televisions got broken
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during an all-you-can-eat
shrimp commercial
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will be watching tonight
at Poor Richard's.
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But note, all are
welcome, not just those
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who saw an all-you-can-eat
shrimp commercial
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and charged their televisions.
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I can't believe the doc
is finally going to air.
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When this thing started,
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I was still having sex
with women.
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As was Kevin, I believe.
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This airs tonight?
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Oh, my God.
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If my parents see this,
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I am toast.
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This is really huge.
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This is like the march on
Washington, but for a singing show.
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Whoohoo!
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Can you imagine if
Martin Luther King were here
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and sang I Dreamed a Dream
from Les Mis?
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With that baritone?
That would be historic.
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Whoohoo! Casey Dean!
Cincinnati, Ohio!
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- Whoa.
- ♪ Doctor, doctor, gimme the news ♪
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♪ I got a great Casey Dean
for you ♪
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- No. No, this is my time!
- America wants it!
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You don't belt on my time!
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- I belt on my time!
- ♪ Casey Deeeeee-eeean
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♪ Casey
De-ee-ee-ee-ee-ean ♪
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- Man, those are some nice pipes!
- Yeah.
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What's your name?
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Andy.
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What's yours?
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- Why didn't you pack the apple snacks?
- Why didn't you pack the apple snacks?
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- Guys.
- Because whenever I pack the bag,
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you say I do it wrong.
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- Guys.
- Why don't you pack it?
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- Guys. - Kevin, what?
- Kevin, what is it?
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Do you want to see a video of a
weatherman who says "bold front"
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instead of "cold front"?
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It's insane.
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Not now, Kevin.
Can't you see we're busy?
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Phillip needs his apple snacks.
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Seriously, Kevin.
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- I'm just gonna have to go to the store.
- Okay, you go to the store.
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Phillip, Phillip, Phillip.
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It's all about Phillip.
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I hate Phillip.
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Not now!
Private time!
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I love Star Wars as much as
the next guy... - Hey, hey.
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Seriously?
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My God, I'm so sorry.
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Well, this might
make up for it.
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I think I have found
an enormous source
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of overlooked PFN.
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Which is, of course...?
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- Potential future nonsense.
- Yes.
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Good abbreviating, Jim.
That saved some time.
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Now, hurry up. Shut the door.
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Break it down for me.
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I'm gonna need you to look
at your hierarchy mobile.
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- You've got a regional manager.
- The power source.
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Obviously, the assistant
to the regional manager.
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A loyal but bungling apostle.
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But what about the assistant
assistant to the regional manager?
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Someone to whisper in the ear
of the consigliore.
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Exactly.
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I'd have to get
some more wire and string,
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but it's doable.
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Do you think any of them
out there are capable?
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Yeah, right.
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I mean, unless they're
willing to pass some tests.
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I like the sound of that.
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- Who did you have in mind?
- Well, I know this sounds crazy,
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but how would King Arthur choose the
next knight of his round table?
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That doesn't sound crazy, Jim.
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That's the sanest thing
I've ever heard.
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- What are you listening to?
- Hmm? Um, uh, locking in my starting note.
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♪ A 440
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- Oh, sweet.
- A cappella is all about pitch,
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and I am nothing if not
a total pitch bitch.
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What's up, everybody?
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And welcome to America's Next
A Cappella Sensation!
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Oh, my God!
You're gorgeous!
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Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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And thank you for your patience.
And we hope to see you guys
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within the next five
to seven hours.
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Now, just to give you a couple
parameters of the show,
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each of you will sing a song
for 30 seconds,
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after which our judges
will decide
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if they want you
in their a cappella group.
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Now, each group will start
with 90 singers
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which will compete in a series of
singing and physical challenges.
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Oh, and look out
for that pesky mole!
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There's a mole?
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Oops.
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I'm not supposed to--
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not supposed to say that.
All right. No mole.
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Forget I said it, all right?
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What mole? What are you talking about?
I already forgot about it.
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Good man right there.
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I'll see you guys inside.
Good luck, all right?
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Yeah!
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Pour some Sugar Ray on me!
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What?
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- On a roll much?
- I don't know where it came from.
250
00:11:56,791 --> 00:11:59,057
- That was amazing, man!
- Yeah. Yeah, it felt good. It felt funny.
251
00:11:59,081 --> 00:12:00,850
Yeah, you made a personal
connection with him.
252
00:12:00,872 --> 00:12:02,675
- I did. I felt it.
- Big time.
253
00:12:03,971 --> 00:12:05,560
What are you so excited about?
254
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:08,688
- Nothing.
- What are you up to?
255
00:12:11,628 --> 00:12:13,940
Members of the office, hear ye.
256
00:12:13,953 --> 00:12:15,842
That means ye, Plop.
257
00:12:15,889 --> 00:12:17,720
"Plop"?
Still?
258
00:12:17,744 --> 00:12:19,738
We owe Andy that much.
259
00:12:19,833 --> 00:12:22,984
- Absolutely, we do.
- Am I right, people?
260
00:12:23,614 --> 00:12:26,453
- Fine.
- Today, we will be testing candidates
261
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:30,001
for the position of assistant to the
assistant to the regional manager.
262
00:12:30,019 --> 00:12:31,765
- Aw, heck, yeah.
- Nice.
263
00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:35,372
You'll always have the upper
hand when you've got a good
264
00:12:35,427 --> 00:12:36,883
"aarm."
265
00:12:36,907 --> 00:12:40,178
- Trademark pending.
- This is not an excuse to blow off work
266
00:12:40,191 --> 00:12:41,797
doing carnival-like
activities.
267
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,326
Sure, every participant
will be getting a corn dog,
268
00:12:44,338 --> 00:12:46,041
but that's for fueling only.
269
00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:48,045
- No savoring.
- Wow. What an honor.
270
00:12:48,057 --> 00:12:50,792
- God, I envy them.
- He envies you.
271
00:12:50,827 --> 00:12:52,253
You don't need to repeat
right now...
272
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,370
- All right.
- What I'm saying.
273
00:12:53,388 --> 00:12:55,557
By 2:00, Dwight
will choose himself
274
00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:57,995
to be assistant
to his own assistant,
275
00:12:58,020 --> 00:12:59,120
me.
276
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:06,467
What's up?
277
00:13:06,492 --> 00:13:08,311
What's going on?
How was the "delivery"?
278
00:13:08,347 --> 00:13:09,997
Delivered all my
furniture to Philly.
279
00:13:10,013 --> 00:13:11,376
Hey, keep it down, though.
280
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,032
Nobody knows I'm here.
281
00:13:13,186 --> 00:13:15,881
I hate good-byes,
so last week,
282
00:13:15,893 --> 00:13:17,514
when I left
Dunder Mifflin for good,
283
00:13:17,545 --> 00:13:19,208
I pulled the old
"Irish Exit."
284
00:13:19,226 --> 00:13:21,291
Just slipped out
with making a big deal.
285
00:13:21,357 --> 00:13:22,889
No hard feelings.
286
00:13:22,945 --> 00:13:24,771
No feelings at all.
287
00:13:26,446 --> 00:13:29,994
A good assistant knows
what their superior is thinking
288
00:13:30,013 --> 00:13:31,252
before they even think it.
289
00:13:31,284 --> 00:13:33,265
Meredith, what number
am I thinking of right now?
290
00:13:33,302 --> 00:13:35,391
Uh, two.
291
00:13:35,445 --> 00:13:37,914
985,000,000,000,017.
292
00:13:37,962 --> 00:13:39,569
Not even close, Meredith.
293
00:13:39,587 --> 00:13:41,061
- Come on!
- Okay. Pam.
294
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:43,083
What song is running
through my head right now?
295
00:13:43,171 --> 00:13:44,973
The theme song
from Saved by the Bell.
296
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:47,248
Oh, my God! It was the
theme song to Boy Meets World.
297
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,592
Wait. No, no, no, stop.
298
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:51,899
Spouses can read each other's minds.
You're trying to give your wife this job.
299
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,203
That's exactly
what I was doing.
300
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,578
Plop, what animal
am I picturing?
301
00:13:56,655 --> 00:13:57,393
A horse.
302
00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:59,299
Ew, the exact opposite,
actually.
303
00:13:59,347 --> 00:14:00,818
What's the opposite of a horse?
304
00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:02,924
- Come on. It's sea horse.
- A sea horse.
305
00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:05,194
Whoa,
306
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,488
how did you know
that I was gonna...
307
00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:09,441
Say that?
308
00:14:10,234 --> 00:14:11,964
Uncanny.
309
00:14:13,176 --> 00:14:14,839
Challenge number two, protocol.
310
00:14:14,863 --> 00:14:15,988
- Clark!
- Yeah.
311
00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:17,730
Do you want a corn dog?
312
00:14:17,763 --> 00:14:19,751
- I would love a corn dog.
- We'll see.
313
00:14:19,789 --> 00:14:22,389
You are an assistant who's just
gotten a phone message.
314
00:14:22,418 --> 00:14:25,837
I am in a meeting with Dwight,
Robert Dunder, and his niece.
315
00:14:25,872 --> 00:14:27,564
Uh-oh, look who came to join us.
316
00:14:27,593 --> 00:14:29,699
The Turkish ambassador
to Armenia,
317
00:14:29,732 --> 00:14:33,214
Yuri Slovak, who, by the way, is extremely
embarrassed about the size of his nose.
318
00:14:33,286 --> 00:14:35,185
Go ahead and read
that phone message.
319
00:14:35,578 --> 00:14:37,660
"Mr. Halpert, your wife
called to find out
320
00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:39,536
how your meeting
with Yuri big nose went."
321
00:14:39,554 --> 00:14:40,699
No, no, no, no!
322
00:14:40,723 --> 00:14:43,084
You don't read it
aloud like that!
323
00:14:43,218 --> 00:14:45,753
God! Besides, the whole
thing is a trick question.
324
00:14:45,778 --> 00:14:47,886
There's no Turkish ambassador
to Armenia.
325
00:14:47,925 --> 00:14:50,967
The two countries don't have
diplomatic relations.
326
00:14:52,707 --> 00:14:54,398
Uncanny.
327
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,733
I just hope that if my buddies
who are still in Afghanistan
328
00:14:57,752 --> 00:15:00,586
see me win, they'll feel like
anything is possible.
329
00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:02,466
Great. More screen time
for the war vet.
330
00:15:03,809 --> 00:15:06,995
All you gotta do is risk your life for this
country and everyone goes Gaga for you.
331
00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:08,310
Oh, over at
the porta-potties,
332
00:15:08,331 --> 00:15:11,260
they were interviewing a homeless,
single mother with three kids.
333
00:15:11,355 --> 00:15:13,473
- What?
- Yeah.
334
00:15:13,524 --> 00:15:17,972
Is this a show about the
resiliency of the human spirit
335
00:15:17,991 --> 00:15:19,985
or is it a show about singing?
336
00:15:19,997 --> 00:15:21,985
I don't know, but I'm getting
really worried here.
337
00:15:22,014 --> 00:15:23,633
Me too.
338
00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:27,352
- Hold my place in line.
- Where are you going?
339
00:15:28,073 --> 00:15:30,575
They want
feel-good stories?
340
00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:33,502
Wait till they get
a good feel of me.
341
00:15:34,507 --> 00:15:36,389
- Thanks, man.
- Thank you.
342
00:15:36,421 --> 00:15:38,011
Yep. Take care.
343
00:15:38,389 --> 00:15:40,593
- Darryl, hey.
- Hey.
344
00:15:40,829 --> 00:15:42,488
Cool. Are you coming
back to say hi?
345
00:15:42,501 --> 00:15:45,030
No, no.
I'm not here, actually.
346
00:15:45,149 --> 00:15:46,602
These doughnuts
are part of my escape
347
00:15:46,626 --> 00:15:48,751
from the guys at the warehouse
I didn't say good-bye to.
348
00:15:48,783 --> 00:15:50,022
Aha!
349
00:15:50,046 --> 00:15:51,963
- How's Athlead?
- We livin' like rock stars.
350
00:15:51,981 --> 00:15:54,930
I'm about to eat free steak
with my sports heroes
351
00:15:54,948 --> 00:15:56,223
in 32 different cities.
352
00:15:56,262 --> 00:15:58,250
- Wow.
- Jim really doesn't want to come?
353
00:15:58,287 --> 00:16:01,117
- He says he doesn't want to.
- Wow. Man.
354
00:16:01,195 --> 00:16:02,829
I hope he doesn't regret it.
355
00:16:03,008 --> 00:16:05,446
Well, he seems really happy being
back here at Dunder Mifflin.
356
00:16:06,783 --> 00:16:09,306
Jim is happy here,
selling paper at Dunder Mifflin?
357
00:16:09,406 --> 00:16:11,109
That's what he says.
358
00:16:11,352 --> 00:16:12,771
If you say so.
359
00:16:12,790 --> 00:16:13,908
Hey, good seeing you.
360
00:16:13,938 --> 00:16:16,051
Remember, I was never here.
361
00:16:16,136 --> 00:16:17,136
All right, then.
362
00:16:18,618 --> 00:16:21,954
An assistant brings their boss
coffee with speed and dexterity,
363
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,015
but an assistant
to the assistant
364
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,490
has a thousand times
more to prove,
365
00:16:25,505 --> 00:16:27,090
- am I right?
- A thousand times more.
366
00:16:27,129 --> 00:16:28,772
- I'll try this one.
- Phyllis.
367
00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:30,992
Grab both these coffees,
double fist it,
368
00:16:31,029 --> 00:16:33,908
- and head through this obstacle course.
- Okay. Ooh, it's hot.
369
00:16:33,945 --> 00:16:35,668
Yeah. It's real.
370
00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:38,277
It's the only way
you'll learn. Okay.
371
00:16:38,405 --> 00:16:40,235
And go ahead.
372
00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:43,741
Oh, God, nice.
373
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,274
She's through the green,
everybody.
374
00:16:45,287 --> 00:16:46,858
- Here comes yellow.
- No, no, no, no.
375
00:16:46,879 --> 00:16:47,896
- A real doozy.
- Oh, boy.
376
00:16:47,918 --> 00:16:49,785
Phyllis, seriously?
377
00:16:50,013 --> 00:16:51,969
- Look at that form.
- Oh, my God, that's just pathetic!
378
00:16:51,987 --> 00:16:53,880
The boss needs his coffee!
379
00:16:54,015 --> 00:16:55,480
Wow.
380
00:17:00,492 --> 00:17:02,468
Here you are, sir!
Here's your coffee!
381
00:17:02,598 --> 00:17:04,455
Ow! My skin!
Ow! Ow!
382
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,254
Aah! It burns! Aah!
383
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,277
Aah! Aah!
384
00:17:08,814 --> 00:17:10,120
Uncanny.
385
00:17:13,522 --> 00:17:15,587
Darryl?
Darryl!
386
00:17:16,281 --> 00:17:18,381
- Oh!
- Oh, hey!
387
00:17:18,426 --> 00:17:20,433
Hey, what's up, y'all?
388
00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,538
You left us
without saying good-bye!
389
00:17:22,610 --> 00:17:23,645
Oh.
390
00:17:23,688 --> 00:17:24,751
My bad.
391
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:25,975
Good-bye, everybody.
392
00:17:25,993 --> 00:17:27,758
- No, that is totally uncool!
- Hey, no way!
393
00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:29,650
Are you kidding?
394
00:17:29,739 --> 00:17:31,332
You broke our hearts.
395
00:17:31,355 --> 00:17:33,093
- Get upstairs.
- I don't think I should--
396
00:17:33,111 --> 00:17:34,693
Get upstairs, mister!
397
00:17:34,718 --> 00:17:36,751
- Yeah!
- Right now!
398
00:17:36,769 --> 00:17:38,290
So, I'm going upstairs.
399
00:17:38,397 --> 00:17:41,316
You know, Dwight, this whole
search for the assistant thing,
400
00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:42,742
none of these people
are good enough.
401
00:17:42,766 --> 00:17:43,711
I know.
402
00:17:43,736 --> 00:17:47,613
What I'm about to say makes
no logical sense, and yet
403
00:17:47,638 --> 00:17:49,566
it might be the most logical
thing I've ever said.
404
00:17:49,587 --> 00:17:51,263
Jim, this is gonna come
as no surprise,
405
00:17:51,269 --> 00:17:53,451
but I know exactly
what you were gonna say.
406
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:56,381
The only possible assistant
to my assistant...
407
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,074
Is...
408
00:17:58,248 --> 00:17:59,215
Me.
409
00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:02,053
The new assistant
410
00:18:02,078 --> 00:18:03,778
to the assistant
411
00:18:03,794 --> 00:18:06,282
to the regional manager is...
412
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,512
- Dwight K. Schrute.
- Yes!
413
00:18:10,404 --> 00:18:11,424
Thank you.
414
00:18:11,436 --> 00:18:13,994
I think you might
want to kneel for this.
415
00:18:14,017 --> 00:18:17,519
And yet, the manager for Dunder
Mifflin kneels for no man.
416
00:18:20,775 --> 00:18:21,742
Wait.
417
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,143
- That's it.
- Okay.
418
00:18:23,178 --> 00:18:24,712
You look really, really good.
419
00:18:34,978 --> 00:18:36,495
Okay, from now on,
420
00:18:36,514 --> 00:18:38,390
anyone who needs to speak to me
421
00:18:38,412 --> 00:18:41,855
has got to go
through me first, all right?
422
00:18:47,135 --> 00:18:48,710
Hey.
423
00:18:49,066 --> 00:18:51,956
- Hey.
- You all right?
424
00:18:53,108 --> 00:18:55,104
What's going on?
425
00:18:55,785 --> 00:18:57,077
Are you happy?
426
00:18:57,096 --> 00:18:58,874
Yes, I'm happy.
427
00:18:58,897 --> 00:19:00,897
No, I know that you're, like,
428
00:19:00,934 --> 00:19:02,722
happy, and, like,
you had fun today.
429
00:19:02,747 --> 00:19:04,285
- Yeah.
- And that was fun. But
430
00:19:04,304 --> 00:19:06,172
what about a year from now?
431
00:19:06,203 --> 00:19:08,132
- What?
- What about five years from now?
432
00:19:08,144 --> 00:19:10,219
- Pam.
- Because I'm so glad you're back, baby,
433
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:13,094
but I'm just--I was
talking to Darryl,
434
00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:15,278
and he was talking
about the trip,
435
00:19:15,302 --> 00:19:17,997
and I just feel like
you're giving up so much.
436
00:19:18,015 --> 00:19:20,703
This was my decision,
not yours.
437
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,776
- Okay. I kind of forced you to do it.
- You didn't force me.
438
00:19:22,807 --> 00:19:24,963
- You did not force me to do this.
- Yes, I did.
439
00:19:24,988 --> 00:19:27,244
- I don't know how else to tell you.
- I'm afraid you're gonna resent me,
440
00:19:27,265 --> 00:19:28,555
- and I'm afraid that...
- Resent you?
441
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:31,853
This is not enough for you, and I'm
afraid that I'm not enough for you.
442
00:19:32,644 --> 00:19:35,095
Is that really what you think?
443
00:19:37,255 --> 00:19:39,217
Not enough?
444
00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:42,529
I don't know how else
to explain it to her, so...
445
00:19:43,085 --> 00:19:45,404
you know what? I know
it's against the rules, but
446
00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:47,565
I'm gonna need
a favor from you guys.
447
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,652
Okay.
You got it, man.
448
00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:56,534
I didn't realize we
were this close.
449
00:19:56,559 --> 00:19:59,388
We're all a little hormonal
with the doc airing.
450
00:19:59,701 --> 00:20:02,062
Are you gonna come to poor Richard's
and watch with us tonight?
451
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,818
Uh... yeah.
452
00:20:05,028 --> 00:20:06,245
Depending on traffic.
453
00:20:06,294 --> 00:20:09,067
- He ain't coming.
- Oh, God!
454
00:20:10,318 --> 00:20:13,112
These dudes are definitely
in a weird mood.
455
00:20:13,396 --> 00:20:15,906
Picked the wrong day
to return a truck.
456
00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:18,506
- Well, it's been great.
- 11 years.
457
00:20:18,536 --> 00:20:20,485
A guy is in your life
for 11 years,
458
00:20:20,503 --> 00:20:22,505
and then he's gone
for who knows how long.
459
00:20:22,534 --> 00:20:24,384
Maybe forever.
Anyhow--
460
00:20:24,396 --> 00:20:27,046
Did we ever have lunch
together, just--
461
00:20:27,388 --> 00:20:28,738
just the two of us?
462
00:20:28,763 --> 00:20:31,527
You know what, I'm gonna
make reservations right now
463
00:20:31,722 --> 00:20:33,782
- at Cugino's.
- Question for Darryl.
464
00:20:33,807 --> 00:20:36,373
Did we ever get loaded and
listen to zeppelin in my van?
465
00:20:36,407 --> 00:20:38,248
Oh, oh, I'm sure we did.
466
00:20:38,266 --> 00:20:41,329
Nah, I call
one hour van time with Darryl.
467
00:20:41,347 --> 00:20:44,264
Darryl, you know, I would love to
just record some of your stories,
468
00:20:44,298 --> 00:20:47,159
just let the tape roll for
six or eight or ten hours,
469
00:20:47,172 --> 00:20:48,757
and just see what we get.
470
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,687
Listen, guys, we can do it all.
471
00:20:50,712 --> 00:20:54,287
We just have to divide Darryl's next
12 hours into 90-minute segments.
472
00:20:54,406 --> 00:20:56,905
I will go watch an eHow
video on how to use excel,
473
00:20:56,929 --> 00:21:00,155
- and then we'll get this started.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
474
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:03,427
Okay, I made the mistake
of sneaking out of here,
475
00:21:03,488 --> 00:21:04,705
and that's on me.
476
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,975
But I'm not gonna spend
the rest of the day here
477
00:21:07,999 --> 00:21:10,722
doing stuff with you 'cause
you're feeling sentimental.
478
00:21:10,761 --> 00:21:12,527
- You have to!
- Come on!
479
00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:16,043
Hey, hey, hey.
I'll do one thing with y'all.
480
00:21:16,062 --> 00:21:17,293
Which thing?
481
00:21:17,305 --> 00:21:18,857
I don't care.
Choose amongst yourselves.
482
00:21:18,879 --> 00:21:21,292
Not the van though.
483
00:21:25,954 --> 00:21:27,372
Kevin, Kevin.
484
00:21:27,398 --> 00:21:29,365
Oh, you know my name.
485
00:21:29,425 --> 00:21:31,929
Well, that is shocking.
486
00:21:32,005 --> 00:21:34,066
Kevin, could you not do that?
487
00:21:34,098 --> 00:21:34,891
What?
488
00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:38,477
I'm moving the ink
down in my pen, for work.
489
00:21:38,973 --> 00:21:41,536
- Here, use my pen.
- Don't tell me what to do!
490
00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:43,668
- Shh!
- No, I don't need this.
491
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,172
And you obviously
don't need me.
492
00:21:46,194 --> 00:21:48,503
- Kevin, where are you going?
- Away.
493
00:21:48,528 --> 00:21:53,291
Tell Phillip that his stupid
little baby wish came true.
494
00:21:56,437 --> 00:21:57,862
He just won't go down.
495
00:21:57,888 --> 00:22:00,288
It's as if he's excited
by all this paper.
496
00:22:00,325 --> 00:22:02,542
I know, earlier today
he tried to eat
497
00:22:02,577 --> 00:22:04,962
some of the 24-weight
letter bond.
498
00:22:04,983 --> 00:22:06,533
Smart baby.
499
00:22:06,562 --> 00:22:09,384
That's the most flavorful bond.
500
00:22:15,872 --> 00:22:17,589
Hey, what's going on over here,
501
00:22:17,595 --> 00:22:20,302
some sort of singing
competition for the young'uns?
502
00:22:20,314 --> 00:22:21,465
You're back.
503
00:22:21,481 --> 00:22:23,803
- No, it's me, Andy.
- No, I know.
504
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:25,738
No, no, no, I'm wearing makeup.
505
00:22:25,767 --> 00:22:27,467
You did a really great job.
506
00:22:27,485 --> 00:22:29,857
- You even look shorter.
- Oh, I took out my lifts.
507
00:22:29,869 --> 00:22:31,593
- Oh.
- Yeah, unlike Andy Bernard,
508
00:22:31,605 --> 00:22:33,335
this character
is my real height.
509
00:22:33,389 --> 00:22:34,632
Oh.
510
00:22:34,638 --> 00:22:38,070
All day long, it's moo the
cows and cluck the hens.
511
00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:39,921
- Mm-hmm.
- Get the sheep baa-ed.
512
00:22:39,939 --> 00:22:41,499
Oink the pigs.
513
00:22:41,524 --> 00:22:43,868
Oink the pigs,
that is very important.
514
00:22:43,913 --> 00:22:46,201
Dwight, I'm telling you
about all the things
515
00:22:46,238 --> 00:22:48,670
that ma said after the horse
kicked her in the head.
516
00:22:48,790 --> 00:22:50,860
Where are you?
517
00:22:51,271 --> 00:22:52,684
Dwight?
518
00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:54,692
The way that boy
looks at the Galactica
519
00:22:54,721 --> 00:22:57,756
is precisely the way
I look at the Galactica.
520
00:22:57,932 --> 00:23:01,104
And he eats the same kind
of paper I do.
521
00:23:01,494 --> 00:23:03,261
Hmm.
522
00:23:10,286 --> 00:23:12,839
- Thank you, Esther.
- Bye.
523
00:23:23,249 --> 00:23:25,340
You threw the summoning bag
at me, sir?
524
00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:27,023
I need you to perform a test.
525
00:23:27,042 --> 00:23:29,900
- Perform a test.
- On an innocent baby.
526
00:23:29,929 --> 00:23:32,204
Ooh, I like where
this is going.
527
00:23:32,229 --> 00:23:33,999
Unfortunately, I have a lot
on my plate today,
528
00:23:34,015 --> 00:23:36,191
so I'm gonna have to hand
this off to my number two.
529
00:23:36,209 --> 00:23:38,122
But don't worry,
530
00:23:38,147 --> 00:23:39,897
he's the best in the biz.
531
00:23:40,090 --> 00:23:42,273
- Damn straight.
- Unless you think he can't handle it.
532
00:23:42,291 --> 00:23:45,081
- Hey, he can handle it.
- All right.
533
00:23:48,446 --> 00:23:51,397
Listen, listen. Shh, buddy.
534
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,805
Stanley's sleeping. You don't want to
wake up the grumpy old walrus, do you?
535
00:23:54,855 --> 00:23:56,805
I heard that.
536
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,299
Mama.
537
00:23:58,503 --> 00:24:00,597
Hey, you want me to take
the little diaper blaster?
538
00:24:00,616 --> 00:24:04,487
Pam can attest, there's no one better
at getting brats to shut their yaps.
539
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:06,584
He does have a gift.
540
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,226
Well, he's calling for his mom,
541
00:24:08,244 --> 00:24:10,192
but, okay, here, here you go.
542
00:24:10,217 --> 00:24:11,768
- Careful, he bites.
- Mama.
543
00:24:11,802 --> 00:24:13,575
Okay.
544
00:24:15,763 --> 00:24:18,489
You ever been
in a manager's office before?
545
00:24:19,016 --> 00:24:20,965
Phillip, you wanna play
a little game?
546
00:24:20,990 --> 00:24:23,140
It's called
"Schrute or Consequences."
547
00:24:23,158 --> 00:24:25,449
You're gonna choose
one of these two things,
548
00:24:25,457 --> 00:24:28,526
a check for a million dollars
549
00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:32,400
or this dirty old beet.
550
00:24:32,719 --> 00:24:34,939
Yuck, pew!
551
00:24:35,032 --> 00:24:37,122
Which will it be?
552
00:24:37,796 --> 00:24:40,535
Money or the beet?
553
00:24:41,795 --> 00:24:43,289
Beet.
554
00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:44,678
Yeah.
555
00:24:46,014 --> 00:24:47,796
Any ordinary child
would have taken the money,
556
00:24:47,808 --> 00:24:49,656
but you're no ordinary child,
are you?
557
00:24:49,678 --> 00:24:51,059
No.
558
00:24:51,167 --> 00:24:53,587
I can tell by your gorgeous,
559
00:24:53,643 --> 00:24:56,016
widely-set eyes.
560
00:24:58,933 --> 00:25:01,120
Sorry, folks, the judges
are totally swamped.
561
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:02,706
We are all done
taking auditions.
562
00:25:02,725 --> 00:25:03,925
- Oh, come on.
- Hey!
563
00:25:03,956 --> 00:25:05,631
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
564
00:25:05,650 --> 00:25:07,454
But thanks for coming out
and please be sure
565
00:25:07,472 --> 00:25:09,616
to watch America's Next
A Cappella Sensa--
566
00:25:09,635 --> 00:25:11,218
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You can't do that.
567
00:25:11,233 --> 00:25:12,275
- Yeah--
- You can't do that.
568
00:25:12,306 --> 00:25:13,508
We've all been waiting!
Okay.
569
00:25:13,539 --> 00:25:15,256
I am going in there.
Don't--
570
00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:16,691
- No, you're not, sir.
- Don't--don't--
571
00:25:16,721 --> 00:25:17,804
- Please don't.
- Don't touch me.
572
00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:20,051
I'm not touching you.
Okay.
573
00:25:20,079 --> 00:25:20,923
No!
574
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,898
- Run, old man! Run!
- Ow.
575
00:25:22,923 --> 00:25:25,575
Run! Run for your life!
576
00:25:25,693 --> 00:25:27,948
Get off. Don't you dare.
Don't get--I could see it.
577
00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:29,426
You were gonna get handsy
with me.
578
00:25:29,454 --> 00:25:30,704
Not interested.
579
00:25:30,731 --> 00:25:32,283
I'm Casey Dean!
580
00:25:32,383 --> 00:25:34,000
You'll be seeing
the last of me!
581
00:25:34,037 --> 00:25:37,891
Or--I meant you won't
be seeing the last of me!
582
00:25:39,584 --> 00:25:41,066
Hey.
583
00:25:41,112 --> 00:25:43,188
Did you manage to feed him?
I don't know what it is.
584
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,026
He just keeps
spitting out the nipple.
585
00:25:45,038 --> 00:25:47,425
That's because this baby
is of superior intelligence.
586
00:25:47,456 --> 00:25:49,581
He can tell when he's being
tricked out of the experience
587
00:25:49,606 --> 00:25:52,576
- of a real human breast.
- Come on.
588
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,133
He's not that smart.
589
00:25:54,248 --> 00:25:57,468
He doesn't know
where I hid his duck.
590
00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:05,000
♪ I am beautiful
591
00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:08,534
♪ no matter what they say ♪
592
00:26:08,564 --> 00:26:12,894
♪ Yes, words
can't bring me down ♪
593
00:26:13,909 --> 00:26:15,972
- ♪ Whoa-oh-no
- Hi.
594
00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,997
- You're still here. Oh, thank God.
- ♪ I am beautiful
595
00:26:19,028 --> 00:26:21,011
Clay Aiken,
Santigold, Aaron Rodgers.
596
00:26:21,024 --> 00:26:23,200
You're, like, my three
favorite people ever.
597
00:26:23,238 --> 00:26:26,333
- Excuse me, what is this?
- Sweetheart, you're amazing, okay?
598
00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:28,268
You're obviously gonna
be on the show.
599
00:26:28,293 --> 00:26:29,948
So it's someone else's
turn now.
600
00:26:29,972 --> 00:26:32,411
Yeah.
Go ahead, all right?
601
00:26:32,898 --> 00:26:34,354
Um...
602
00:26:34,478 --> 00:26:36,813
My name is Ezra Cornell
603
00:26:36,835 --> 00:26:40,716
and I'm just a kindly old fellow
with a song in my heart.
604
00:26:40,749 --> 00:26:44,385
No, you're a middle-aged man
with a lot of makeup on.
605
00:26:44,707 --> 00:26:46,210
Busted.
606
00:26:46,273 --> 00:26:47,942
Got it.
Yes, all right.
607
00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:50,465
Tried to get your attention
with tricks, but
608
00:26:50,589 --> 00:26:52,265
you just want to hear me sing.
I respect that.
609
00:26:52,283 --> 00:26:55,081
We do not
want to hear you sing.
610
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:57,021
Gabriella
was our last audition.
611
00:26:57,041 --> 00:26:59,835
- Thank you. Good-bye.
- Nope! Can't end like this.
612
00:27:00,340 --> 00:27:01,950
Slept in my car last night.
613
00:27:01,962 --> 00:27:04,156
Quit my job,
burned all my bridges.
614
00:27:04,243 --> 00:27:06,061
I went to the bathroom
on my boss's car.
615
00:27:06,072 --> 00:27:08,527
And I did unspeakable things
with Carla Fern.
616
00:27:08,558 --> 00:27:11,772
- Ugh, flag on the play.
- That's--that's what--Yeah.
617
00:27:11,803 --> 00:27:13,318
Okay, all right,
well, here's the song.
618
00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:18,357
♪ Far above Cayuga's waters
619
00:27:18,393 --> 00:27:22,299
♪ with her waves so blue
620
00:27:22,323 --> 00:27:26,271
♪ stands our noble Alma Mater ♪
621
00:27:26,296 --> 00:27:28,134
What is this song?
622
00:27:28,159 --> 00:27:30,991
Are you insane?
It's the Cornell fight song.
623
00:27:31,155 --> 00:27:34,038
Listen, all right, thank you very much.
We're not interested.
624
00:27:34,057 --> 00:27:35,805
You didn't let me finish.
That's not fair.
625
00:27:35,824 --> 00:27:37,889
Look, man, you're not terrible
but we've heard a lot
626
00:27:37,901 --> 00:27:40,776
of really good singers today,
and you're just not good enough.
627
00:27:40,886 --> 00:27:42,706
Wow, you guys are really mean.
628
00:27:43,506 --> 00:27:44,902
I guess that's the show.
629
00:27:44,927 --> 00:27:47,290
- Let me try a different song, okay?
- Can he do this?
630
00:27:47,314 --> 00:27:51,182
♪ Hey, hobo man,
hey, Dapper Dan ♪
631
00:27:51,193 --> 00:27:52,861
♪ You both got your style
632
00:27:52,886 --> 00:27:56,049
♪ but, brother,
you're never fully dressed ♪
633
00:27:56,162 --> 00:27:59,798
♪ Without a smile
634
00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,062
Yeah.
635
00:28:01,090 --> 00:28:04,886
♪ Your clothes
may be Beau Brummelly ♪
636
00:28:04,955 --> 00:28:06,695
Look, you gotta go.
637
00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:13,542
You can't
just sit here and cry.
638
00:28:13,570 --> 00:28:17,039
Oh, I can so
just sit here and cry!
639
00:28:28,668 --> 00:28:30,668
Thank you.
640
00:28:32,657 --> 00:28:34,650
Hey, Kev, how you doing, buddy?
641
00:28:34,677 --> 00:28:36,183
Can't hear you.
642
00:28:36,322 --> 00:28:39,307
I'm giving you
the silence treatment.
643
00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:42,238
How does it feel being ignored?
644
00:28:43,246 --> 00:28:46,288
Okay, I guess, it's just
that Phillip got you something.
645
00:28:46,394 --> 00:28:49,010
Yeah, a $25 gift card.
646
00:28:49,035 --> 00:28:52,147
- iTunes.
- I think there's, like, $7 left.
647
00:28:52,228 --> 00:28:53,509
It's just his way of saying;
648
00:28:53,527 --> 00:28:56,475
"Thanks for letting me
hang out in accounting."
649
00:28:56,505 --> 00:28:59,578
- Phillip got this for me?
- Sure.
650
00:29:00,427 --> 00:29:02,595
That was a really cool move.
651
00:29:02,765 --> 00:29:05,240
Would you like to hold Phillip?
652
00:29:06,447 --> 00:29:07,760
Yeah.
653
00:29:07,771 --> 00:29:09,904
That's Kevin.
654
00:29:09,937 --> 00:29:11,741
- Whoa.
- Easy.
655
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,543
What a chubbers.
656
00:29:15,105 --> 00:29:16,443
- Whoa.
- Okay. Okay.
657
00:29:16,460 --> 00:29:19,366
- I'm losing my balance. Whoa.
- Now, Kevin--No. - Hey, no.
658
00:29:19,379 --> 00:29:20,685
- No horseplay.
- Stop it.
659
00:29:20,704 --> 00:29:22,177
You want to play
with the cactus?
660
00:29:22,201 --> 00:29:23,640
- No.
- No, no.
661
00:29:23,651 --> 00:29:26,224
So, me and Phillip
were just talking
662
00:29:26,248 --> 00:29:30,521
and we decided we're
gonna be best friends.
663
00:29:30,796 --> 00:29:33,067
He's a little
standoffish at first.
664
00:29:33,108 --> 00:29:35,159
But once he starts
buying you things,
665
00:29:35,231 --> 00:29:38,233
man, you can tell he likes you.
666
00:29:42,073 --> 00:29:44,205
We have our decision.
667
00:29:44,588 --> 00:29:46,419
You chose one thing.
668
00:29:46,898 --> 00:29:49,020
We want to dance with you.
669
00:29:49,417 --> 00:29:53,350
- You want to dance?
- One dance. All of us together.
670
00:29:54,787 --> 00:29:56,125
This is what you want?
671
00:29:56,157 --> 00:29:57,774
- Yeah.
- Absolutely.
672
00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:02,263
Better get some decent
speakers up here then,
673
00:30:02,492 --> 00:30:03,798
'cause we're gonna
do this right.
674
00:30:03,813 --> 00:30:05,291
Yes!
675
00:30:05,327 --> 00:30:07,182
Yeah!
676
00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:09,847
- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
677
00:30:10,048 --> 00:30:11,929
Hey. You wanted
to see me?
678
00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:14,031
Door. Chair.
679
00:30:16,234 --> 00:30:18,678
- It's about Phillip.
- I'm sorry he's here today.
680
00:30:18,690 --> 00:30:20,215
- But I had--
- I believe
681
00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:23,290
that that boy may be a Schrute.
682
00:30:23,602 --> 00:30:25,115
And if he is,
683
00:30:25,133 --> 00:30:28,092
that child needs to be
accorded what is his.
684
00:30:28,104 --> 00:30:31,051
An enormous farm,
an inheritance,
685
00:30:31,074 --> 00:30:35,091
and the right to be raised under
rigorous Schrute traditions.
686
00:30:35,563 --> 00:30:37,269
You will, of course,
687
00:30:37,292 --> 00:30:40,452
be compensated with a
marriage proposal.
688
00:30:42,515 --> 00:30:44,090
How thoughtful.
689
00:30:44,114 --> 00:30:47,630
Then the two of you would move to my
1,600-acre estate, which, let's face it,
690
00:30:47,648 --> 00:30:50,623
is a big step up from living
in a gay man's closet.
691
00:30:51,319 --> 00:30:54,225
If he is your son,
692
00:30:55,143 --> 00:30:57,314
that's a great plan.
693
00:30:57,997 --> 00:30:59,964
But he's not.
694
00:31:00,087 --> 00:31:02,356
He's not your son.
695
00:31:03,822 --> 00:31:05,774
Very well.
696
00:31:06,288 --> 00:31:09,337
- Can I go back to my desk now?
- Yes.
697
00:31:21,206 --> 00:31:22,640
What's this?
698
00:31:22,655 --> 00:31:25,761
Well, I've been trying to
tell you how I feel, and
699
00:31:25,958 --> 00:31:28,945
you wouldn't believe me, so...
700
00:31:29,814 --> 00:31:31,858
I needed a little help.
701
00:31:32,028 --> 00:31:34,897
Jim, I need my assistant to
the regional manager, code red.
702
00:31:34,909 --> 00:31:38,165
Okay, I don't have my pocket code
chart on me right now, so...
703
00:31:38,206 --> 00:31:40,381
Now.
704
00:31:41,036 --> 00:31:43,605
I have an assistant now who can
help you with whatever you need.
705
00:31:43,629 --> 00:31:45,255
He is lazy, so crack the whip.
706
00:31:45,301 --> 00:31:47,357
Jim, I'm not kidding.
707
00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:49,406
I need you.
708
00:31:52,665 --> 00:31:54,133
Go ahead.
709
00:31:54,256 --> 00:31:56,162
Okay, um,
710
00:31:56,524 --> 00:31:58,271
this is--
711
00:31:58,289 --> 00:32:00,755
I'll be right back.
712
00:32:04,501 --> 00:32:05,758
What do we got?
713
00:32:05,770 --> 00:32:08,408
I was thinking of proposing
to Esther today.
714
00:32:08,474 --> 00:32:11,488
Wow! Congratulations.
That's a really big step, man.
715
00:32:11,506 --> 00:32:13,258
She's got a ton
of great qualities.
716
00:32:13,276 --> 00:32:17,464
She's young, she's beautiful. Genes
so pure you could lick them.
717
00:32:17,846 --> 00:32:20,722
Her family admires me.
My family tolerates hers.
718
00:32:20,752 --> 00:32:23,155
A lot of them are the same people
because we're third cousins,
719
00:32:23,173 --> 00:32:26,227
which is great for bloodlines,
and isn't technically incest.
720
00:32:26,264 --> 00:32:28,614
Right in the sweet spot. I think
you're gonna be really happy.
721
00:32:28,626 --> 00:32:31,586
Plus her dowry contains
a walk-in freezer
722
00:32:31,604 --> 00:32:34,592
full of frozen, premium cattle sperm.
723
00:32:34,610 --> 00:32:37,153
- That's a lot of pros.
- And did I mention that she weaves?
724
00:32:37,165 --> 00:32:40,231
Colorful, durable blankets and rugs.
It all adds up.
725
00:32:40,255 --> 00:32:42,306
So what is the problem?
726
00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:48,233
Angela.
727
00:33:13,343 --> 00:33:16,945
I don't know what
you want me to tell you, man.
728
00:33:17,828 --> 00:33:19,950
All I know is that
729
00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:23,300
every time I've been faced
with a tough decision,
730
00:33:24,088 --> 00:33:28,759
there's only one thing that
outweighs every other concern.
731
00:33:28,854 --> 00:33:33,217
One thing that will make you give up
on everything you thought you knew.
732
00:33:33,841 --> 00:33:36,214
Every instinct,
733
00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:39,247
every rational calculation.
734
00:33:39,534 --> 00:33:41,451
Some sort of virus?
735
00:33:41,814 --> 00:33:43,602
Love.
736
00:33:43,989 --> 00:33:45,833
Oh.
737
00:33:47,118 --> 00:33:49,118
_
738
00:33:50,119 --> 00:33:53,698
_
739
00:33:53,741 --> 00:33:56,034
_
740
00:34:04,579 --> 00:34:09,523
♪ The anger swells in my guts ♪
741
00:34:09,542 --> 00:34:15,780
♪ And I won't feel
these slices and cuts ♪
742
00:34:18,336 --> 00:34:24,308
♪ I want so much
to open your eyes ♪
743
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:26,405
♪ 'Cause I need you
744
00:34:26,423 --> 00:34:30,221
♪ to look into mine
745
00:34:33,704 --> 00:34:39,231
♪ Tell me that
you'll open your eyes ♪
746
00:34:41,048 --> 00:34:45,116
♪ Tell me that
you'll open your eyes ♪
747
00:34:45,127 --> 00:34:47,193
I'm in love with you.
748
00:34:47,214 --> 00:34:48,391
What?
749
00:34:48,415 --> 00:34:53,939
♪ Tell me that you'll
open your eyes ♪
750
00:34:55,676 --> 00:35:00,770
♪ Tell me that you'll open
your eyes ♪
751
00:35:02,357 --> 00:35:03,720
♪ Get up, get out
752
00:35:03,751 --> 00:35:07,456
Dwight, listen,
no matter what happens,
753
00:35:08,185 --> 00:35:10,629
you got to forget
about all the other stuff.
754
00:35:10,647 --> 00:35:12,965
You gotta forget about logic
755
00:35:13,102 --> 00:35:15,654
and fear and doubt.
756
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:19,016
You just gotta do
everything you can
757
00:35:19,130 --> 00:35:22,650
to get to the one woman who's
gonna make all this worth it.
758
00:35:22,864 --> 00:35:25,224
At the end of the day,
759
00:35:25,761 --> 00:35:28,259
you gotta jump.
760
00:35:31,109 --> 00:35:33,924
You love Angela, Dwight.
761
00:35:35,418 --> 00:35:38,053
I think you always have.
762
00:35:41,459 --> 00:35:43,710
You're a good assistant, Jim.
763
00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:46,110
Not as good as you.
764
00:35:46,930 --> 00:35:49,259
That's very true.
765
00:35:50,490 --> 00:35:52,893
- Get the hell out of here.
- You got it.
766
00:35:53,473 --> 00:35:57,559
I was just, um,
checking out my present.
767
00:35:57,688 --> 00:36:01,475
This is an amazing gift because
it comes with bonus gifts.
768
00:36:02,217 --> 00:36:04,395
Look inside.
769
00:36:08,445 --> 00:36:11,102
Oh, my God!
770
00:36:11,445 --> 00:36:13,521
- The yearbook picture!
- Yes.
771
00:36:13,552 --> 00:36:15,920
That's incredible. Is
this the boggle timer?
772
00:36:15,932 --> 00:36:17,405
I didn't think you were
gonna get that one.
773
00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:18,959
- I really didn't.
- Oh, no!
774
00:36:18,972 --> 00:36:22,253
This is, like, the best
present ever. Okay, wait.
775
00:36:22,452 --> 00:36:23,697
What is this?
776
00:36:23,734 --> 00:36:25,992
A mini golf pencil
that you threw at me.
777
00:36:26,087 --> 00:36:29,260
Like, three years ago.
You saved this?
778
00:36:29,290 --> 00:36:34,880
- Yes, I did. - Oh, my God.
♪ And I won't waste a minute without you ♪
779
00:36:39,314 --> 00:36:40,985
You watched it.
780
00:36:41,321 --> 00:36:42,809
Yeah.
781
00:36:42,828 --> 00:36:45,963
Well, then I guess
you're ready for this.
782
00:36:47,226 --> 00:36:50,398
- What's that?
- It's from the teapot.
783
00:36:51,875 --> 00:36:54,442
Everything you'll ever
need to know
784
00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:56,696
is in that note.
785
00:37:11,681 --> 00:37:13,748
Not "enough" for me?
786
00:37:13,854 --> 00:37:15,367
You are
787
00:37:15,385 --> 00:37:17,385
everything.
788
00:37:22,991 --> 00:37:24,911
Thank you.
789
00:37:27,159 --> 00:37:30,811
- Okay. Ready everybody?
- Hit it, red!
790
00:37:48,446 --> 00:37:50,538
♪ Dance
791
00:37:51,317 --> 00:37:54,445
♪ boogie wonderland
792
00:37:55,961 --> 00:37:58,675
♪ Dance
793
00:37:58,722 --> 00:38:03,184
♪ boogie wonderland
794
00:38:03,221 --> 00:38:05,855
♪ midnight creeps so slowly ♪
795
00:38:05,877 --> 00:38:07,209
♪ Into hearts
796
00:38:07,227 --> 00:38:10,651
♪ of men who need more
than they get ♪
797
00:38:10,670 --> 00:38:13,209
♪ Daylight deals a bad hand ♪
798
00:38:13,227 --> 00:38:14,990
♪ To a woman
799
00:38:15,020 --> 00:38:17,927
♪ who has made too many bets ♪
800
00:38:18,183 --> 00:38:21,803
♪ The mirror stares you
in the face ♪
801
00:38:21,827 --> 00:38:25,452
♪ And says, baby, uh-uh,
it don't work ♪
802
00:38:25,464 --> 00:38:27,307
♪ You say your prayers
803
00:38:27,313 --> 00:38:29,081
♪ though you don't care
804
00:38:29,093 --> 00:38:32,465
♪ You dance
and shake the hurt ♪
805
00:38:32,514 --> 00:38:34,756
♪ Dance
806
00:38:35,144 --> 00:38:38,897
♪ boogie wonderland
807
00:38:39,805 --> 00:38:41,495
♪ Dance
808
00:38:41,532 --> 00:38:42,576
♪ Dance
809
00:38:42,599 --> 00:38:47,283
♪ boogie wonderland
810
00:38:47,765 --> 00:38:50,663
I wanted to leave quietly.
It seemed dignified.
811
00:38:51,023 --> 00:38:52,833
But having Kevin
grind up on my front
812
00:38:52,851 --> 00:38:55,386
while Erin pretends
to hump me from behind
813
00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:57,968
is a more accurate tribute
to my years here.
814
00:38:59,609 --> 00:39:01,661
I'm gonna miss these guys.
815
00:39:01,859 --> 00:39:03,259
Okay, I've got my--
816
00:39:03,281 --> 00:39:05,962
- See you guys at Poor Richard's, all right?
- All right, Meredith. - Okay, bye.
817
00:39:05,974 --> 00:39:07,518
- See you there. Listen, I--
- Bye, Phillip.
818
00:39:07,537 --> 00:39:09,206
High five.
819
00:39:09,967 --> 00:39:11,700
Yay!
820
00:39:11,837 --> 00:39:13,788
I am gonna drop Phillip off
at my mother's,
821
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,594
and I'll meet you at
poor Richard's in an hour.
822
00:39:15,607 --> 00:39:17,483
Are you sure you don't
want me to drop him off?
823
00:39:17,502 --> 00:39:19,289
She doesn't know I'm living
with a straight woman.
824
00:39:19,310 --> 00:39:20,727
I don't want to
get her hopes up.
825
00:39:20,761 --> 00:39:23,974
All right. Bye, buddy.
Bye, bye, bye.
826
00:39:24,134 --> 00:39:25,468
Oh, my goodness.
827
00:39:32,639 --> 00:39:34,309
Pull over!
828
00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:35,584
Dwight?
829
00:39:35,648 --> 00:39:37,740
Move to the side of the road!
830
00:39:37,771 --> 00:39:40,313
- Why?
- Pull over!
831
00:39:40,606 --> 00:39:42,756
What do you--Dwight!
832
00:39:45,635 --> 00:39:48,498
Dwight, what the fuck
is your problem?
833
00:39:48,504 --> 00:39:49,878
- Shut up, woman!
- Who drives like that?
834
00:39:49,891 --> 00:39:51,969
Listen to me!
I love you!
835
00:39:52,063 --> 00:39:54,254
And I don't care
that Phillip's not my son!
836
00:39:54,284 --> 00:39:57,817
I will raise 100 children
with 100 of your lovers
837
00:39:57,829 --> 00:40:00,051
if it means I can be with you!
838
00:40:01,275 --> 00:40:02,779
Can you put that down?
839
00:40:02,791 --> 00:40:06,206
This expresses how loudly
I love you!
840
00:40:06,238 --> 00:40:08,022
It's too loud.
841
00:40:13,530 --> 00:40:15,281
This is a ring
842
00:40:15,478 --> 00:40:17,933
taken from the buttocks
of my grandmother,
843
00:40:18,021 --> 00:40:21,740
put there by the Gangster
Patriarch of the Coors Dynasty,
844
00:40:22,001 --> 00:40:24,608
melted in a foundry
run by mennonites.
845
00:40:24,633 --> 00:40:28,069
Okay. Yes.
Yes, I will!
846
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,204
- I love you.
- I love you!
847
00:40:35,927 --> 00:40:38,324
- And I lied to you.
- What?
848
00:40:38,889 --> 00:40:40,401
Phillip's your son.
849
00:40:40,413 --> 00:40:41,700
What?
Why would you say that--
850
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,358
I just needed you
to want to marry me
851
00:40:44,408 --> 00:40:47,393
because you wanted to marry me.
852
00:40:48,361 --> 00:40:50,326
Get out!
853
00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:52,405
I'm a dad!
You're a dad!
854
00:40:59,772 --> 00:41:01,210
Hey, grab a seat.
855
00:41:01,228 --> 00:41:02,930
We have that table
and that table,
856
00:41:02,951 --> 00:41:05,953
but not that table
or that table or that table.
857
00:41:06,011 --> 00:41:09,369
Floor's up for grabs. Meredith
has been hogging the can.
858
00:41:10,767 --> 00:41:12,857
Oh!
859
00:41:14,591 --> 00:41:16,090
You have to change
the channel to PBS.
860
00:41:16,096 --> 00:41:17,740
- Yeah.
- College baseball is on.
861
00:41:17,771 --> 00:41:20,360
But there's a documentary coming up.
Everyone in the bar will love it.
862
00:41:20,366 --> 00:41:21,953
- What's it about?
- A paper company.
863
00:41:23,988 --> 00:41:25,494
How many people want the game?
864
00:41:25,519 --> 00:41:27,620
- Yeah!
- Yes!
865
00:41:27,805 --> 00:41:28,970
Who wants PBS?
866
00:41:28,991 --> 00:41:31,326
- Whoo!
- Yes!
867
00:41:31,506 --> 00:41:33,906
Sorry. A tie means
I do nothing.
868
00:41:33,911 --> 00:41:35,358
Sir, please.
869
00:41:35,393 --> 00:41:37,337
This show is about me
870
00:41:37,359 --> 00:41:41,765
and my attempts to find love
in all the wrong places.
871
00:41:42,460 --> 00:41:44,161
- One more for the doc.
- Hey!
872
00:41:47,093 --> 00:41:48,677
- Yay, Andy!
- - All right.
873
00:41:48,696 --> 00:41:50,397
Yes!
874
00:41:50,874 --> 00:41:52,364
Hey, how was
the singing show audition?
875
00:41:52,391 --> 00:41:55,035
Oh. Eh, whatever.
876
00:41:55,084 --> 00:41:56,964
No big deal.
877
00:41:57,126 --> 00:42:00,638
Okay.
30 seconds to show time.
878
00:42:01,745 --> 00:42:03,271
I feel scared a little.
879
00:42:03,283 --> 00:42:04,760
Yeah, I'm not ready for this.
880
00:42:04,779 --> 00:42:07,148
No one is ready for this.
You can't be ready for this.
881
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,704
We don't even know
what this is.
882
00:42:08,749 --> 00:42:12,048
One thing we do know.
Nothing will ever be the same.
883
00:42:12,687 --> 00:42:14,336
Here we go.
884
00:42:17,213 --> 00:42:20,166
All right, Jim, your
quarterlies look very good.
885
00:42:20,190 --> 00:42:21,779
How are things going
at the library?
886
00:42:21,806 --> 00:42:23,791
Oh, I told you.
I couldn't close it, so--
887
00:42:23,815 --> 00:42:27,198
So, you've come to the
master for guidance?
888
00:42:27,436 --> 00:42:29,117
Is this what you're saying,
grasshopper?
889
00:42:29,142 --> 00:42:31,412
Uh, actually,
you called me in here.
890
00:42:31,460 --> 00:42:34,318
All right. Well, let me
show you how it's done.
891
00:42:34,471 --> 00:42:39,471
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