1 00:00:03,380 --> 00:00:05,560 _ 2 00:00:05,691 --> 00:00:07,774 The documentary series finished airing ages ago. 3 00:00:07,865 --> 00:00:09,763 Why is PBS sending another crew? 4 00:00:09,874 --> 00:00:11,714 We're getting bonus footage for the DVD. 5 00:00:11,858 --> 00:00:14,594 Pfft. Nobody buys DVDs anymore. 6 00:00:14,758 --> 00:00:16,211 It'll be a pledge gift. 7 00:00:16,455 --> 00:00:17,971 PBS 8 00:00:18,067 --> 00:00:20,197 The propaganda wing of Bill and Melinda Gates 9 00:00:20,302 --> 00:00:21,599 and viewers like you. 10 00:00:23,007 --> 00:00:24,435 In the past year I've consolidated 11 00:00:24,553 --> 00:00:26,539 the entire Scranton paper market 12 00:00:26,696 --> 00:00:29,661 regained the White Pages, the district, the county, 13 00:00:29,746 --> 00:00:31,014 we supply them all. 14 00:00:31,015 --> 00:00:32,626 I'm getting married tomorrow afternoon. 15 00:00:32,627 --> 00:00:34,527 And in the morning there's mini-reunion. 16 00:00:34,676 --> 00:00:36,527 A kind of "where are they now" panel 17 00:00:36,561 --> 00:00:38,178 at a local theater. 18 00:00:38,196 --> 00:00:39,863 It'll be nice to see everyone again. 19 00:00:39,898 --> 00:00:43,701 I haven't seen Kevin since we let him go. 20 00:00:47,188 --> 00:00:50,691 Today marks several important milestones. 21 00:00:50,709 --> 00:00:54,378 Stanley, as you know, is retiring. 22 00:00:55,863 --> 00:00:57,998 Yes. Whoo, whoo, whoo. 23 00:00:58,032 --> 00:00:59,833 Ah, I've been looking forward to this day 24 00:00:59,867 --> 00:01:01,385 since I was 18 years old. 25 00:01:01,419 --> 00:01:02,869 - Speech! - No! 26 00:01:02,887 --> 00:01:06,707 And our next and most thickly frosted cake 27 00:01:06,725 --> 00:01:09,376 is... for... Kevin. 28 00:01:09,394 --> 00:01:11,545 Yes! 29 00:01:11,563 --> 00:01:12,846 Wait, why? 30 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,267 Go ahead and just read the frosting. 31 00:01:16,318 --> 00:01:17,718 - "Get out"? - Mm-hmm. 32 00:01:17,736 --> 00:01:19,520 What does that mean? 33 00:01:19,554 --> 00:01:20,938 It's a colloquial way of saying "you're fired," Kevin, 34 00:01:20,972 --> 00:01:23,357 - which you are. - What? 35 00:01:23,391 --> 00:01:24,942 Dwight you can't do that. 36 00:01:24,993 --> 00:01:27,444 The cake has spoken, Pam. Sorry! Heh. 37 00:01:27,495 --> 00:01:31,064 Well, if anyone here can make a case for Kevin staying... 38 00:01:31,082 --> 00:01:32,065 Dwight... 39 00:01:33,618 --> 00:01:35,953 Based... on his merit. 40 00:01:36,004 --> 00:01:38,905 Ooh. 41 00:01:38,923 --> 00:01:40,424 Um... 42 00:01:40,458 --> 00:01:43,294 I'm... good. 43 00:01:43,345 --> 00:01:44,911 Well, Toby'll stop it. 44 00:01:44,929 --> 00:01:46,580 Anytime anyone's ever been fired, 45 00:01:46,598 --> 00:01:48,932 - Toby's blocked it, so-- - Yeah, yeah. 46 00:01:48,967 --> 00:01:50,267 - I don't think-- - Toby, wait, wait. 47 00:01:50,302 --> 00:01:52,553 Hold that thought. 48 00:01:52,587 --> 00:01:55,306 Here's your cake. 49 00:01:55,357 --> 00:01:57,975 Bye bye, Toby. 50 00:02:01,262 --> 00:02:06,600 At least I got chocolate. 51 00:02:07,390 --> 00:02:10,464 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 52 00:02:35,373 --> 00:02:38,016 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 53 00:02:42,970 --> 00:02:44,822 I bike to work now. 54 00:02:44,856 --> 00:02:47,140 Saves on gas, cheaper than a vasectomy, 55 00:02:47,158 --> 00:02:49,309 and, uh, oh, yeah, it's good for the environment too. 56 00:02:51,746 --> 00:02:53,197 Pam and I are great. 57 00:02:53,248 --> 00:02:54,782 She just recently finished her mural 58 00:02:54,816 --> 00:02:56,166 for the Irish Cultural Center. 59 00:02:57,652 --> 00:02:59,319 - Whoo! - Can you clap? 60 00:02:59,337 --> 00:03:01,038 Can you clap for mom? 61 00:03:01,089 --> 00:03:04,291 And Dwight is imitating Japanese business practices 62 00:03:04,325 --> 00:03:07,828 for reasons he explained to us in Japanese. 63 00:03:07,846 --> 00:03:11,014 Angela, are you ready for the wedding? 64 00:03:11,049 --> 00:03:12,349 Yes. 65 00:03:12,384 --> 00:03:14,518 My heart is so open. 66 00:03:14,552 --> 00:03:16,503 I am so at peace. 67 00:03:16,521 --> 00:03:19,890 Look at Meredith. 68 00:03:19,941 --> 00:03:22,559 She's disgusting. Those feet-- 69 00:03:22,610 --> 00:03:24,678 they're like the paws of an orangutan. 70 00:03:24,696 --> 00:03:26,196 I think she looks good. 71 00:03:26,231 --> 00:03:27,564 Now that she's wearing sports bras, 72 00:03:27,615 --> 00:03:29,316 we don't see her boobs as much. 73 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:30,868 That is all. Have a good morning. 74 00:03:30,902 --> 00:03:32,369 - Thank you. - Thank you, Dwight. 75 00:03:34,689 --> 00:03:36,540 What was that for? 76 00:03:36,574 --> 00:03:39,209 To remind you that our wedding's gonna be wonderful. 77 00:03:39,244 --> 00:03:42,195 Ah, I know. It just feels so empty with... 78 00:03:42,213 --> 00:03:43,747 so many of the old gang gone. 79 00:03:43,798 --> 00:03:46,166 D, it's gonna be perfect. 80 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,419 The only people that need to be there are you and me. 81 00:03:48,470 --> 00:03:50,704 Oh, and the old man to feed us the cheese 82 00:03:50,722 --> 00:03:52,372 that he's been fermenting since the day of my birth. 83 00:03:52,390 --> 00:03:53,841 You keep forgetting about him. 84 00:03:53,875 --> 00:03:55,893 I don't-- I don't know why. 85 00:03:55,927 --> 00:03:58,729 I brought in some new faces, 86 00:03:58,763 --> 00:03:59,847 and one old. 87 00:03:59,881 --> 00:04:01,515 I always liked Devon. 88 00:04:01,549 --> 00:04:04,050 I hired him back after Creed faked his own death 89 00:04:04,068 --> 00:04:06,236 in the baler the day after the doc aired. 90 00:04:06,271 --> 00:04:08,172 The only person he fooled was Kevin. 91 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,573 Then the police showed up. 92 00:04:09,607 --> 00:04:11,074 Turns out, Creed was in the band 93 00:04:11,109 --> 00:04:13,527 The Grass Roots in the 1960s. 94 00:04:13,561 --> 00:04:15,529 During that time, the police say, 95 00:04:15,563 --> 00:04:20,217 he sold drugs and trafficked in endangered species meat 96 00:04:20,251 --> 00:04:23,921 and stole weapons-grade LSD from the military. 97 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,425 - Oh, some fudge? - Oh, thanks. 98 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:30,127 I love your fudge. 99 00:04:30,178 --> 00:04:31,762 - Thanks. - Mm. 100 00:04:31,796 --> 00:04:34,047 I think I gained a couple pounds since I got here. 101 00:04:34,081 --> 00:04:36,249 Oh, you can afford it. 102 00:04:36,267 --> 00:04:39,753 After 16 years, it's strange sitting across from somebody 103 00:04:39,771 --> 00:04:41,939 who isn't Stanley. 104 00:04:41,973 --> 00:04:46,059 But he'll get there. 105 00:04:46,093 --> 00:04:47,928 - Okay, the limo's gonna be here at 5:00. 106 00:04:47,946 --> 00:04:49,930 I need everybody to be ready 'cause I want to pack in a lot. 107 00:04:49,948 --> 00:04:51,615 Partytime whorehouse. 108 00:04:51,649 --> 00:04:53,767 Uh, no. No whorehouse. This is Dwight's night, okay? 109 00:04:53,785 --> 00:04:55,452 Well, you're the bestisch mensch 110 00:04:55,487 --> 00:04:58,755 Dwight has made me his bestisch mensch. 111 00:04:58,790 --> 00:05:01,107 Which is Schrute for best man. 112 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:03,660 He's putting himself entirely in my hands tonight. 113 00:05:03,695 --> 00:05:05,278 And I know, for over 12 years, 114 00:05:05,296 --> 00:05:07,498 I've done nothing but trick and prank him. 115 00:05:07,549 --> 00:05:09,166 But tonight... 116 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,585 only good surprises. 117 00:05:11,619 --> 00:05:13,003 "Guten pranken." 118 00:05:14,472 --> 00:05:16,006 Oh, hey, Jim, I forgot to mention. 119 00:05:16,057 --> 00:05:18,124 Oftentimes, in Hollywood portrayals of bachelor parties, 120 00:05:18,142 --> 00:05:19,676 there are accidental murders. 121 00:05:19,727 --> 00:05:21,628 That won't be necessary tonight. 122 00:05:21,646 --> 00:05:22,930 Great, now we got three hours to fill. 123 00:05:22,964 --> 00:05:24,348 Okay, hold on. 124 00:05:24,399 --> 00:05:25,649 Are you sure Mose isn't going to show up? 125 00:05:25,683 --> 00:05:27,317 Ever since Angela moved in 126 00:05:27,352 --> 00:05:29,186 and Mose had stopped sleeping at the foot of my bed, 127 00:05:29,237 --> 00:05:31,104 he's been acting pretty weird about this whole wedding thing. 128 00:05:31,138 --> 00:05:35,158 Mose has been weird? That's so unlike him. 129 00:05:49,007 --> 00:05:50,991 Yeah, sure, I'll talk about it. 130 00:05:51,009 --> 00:05:52,843 Why not? 131 00:05:52,877 --> 00:05:54,461 America's Next A Cappella Sensation 132 00:05:54,495 --> 00:05:56,162 aired my audition. 133 00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:58,298 And when I started sobbing uncontrollably, 134 00:05:58,332 --> 00:06:02,719 apparently that struck a chord with quite a lot of people. 135 00:06:02,770 --> 00:06:05,522 Not a very compassionate chord. 136 00:06:05,557 --> 00:06:08,842 The clip went viral, as they say. 137 00:06:08,860 --> 00:06:10,227 You can't just sit here and cry. 138 00:06:10,278 --> 00:06:13,146 Oh, I can so just sit here and cry! 139 00:06:13,180 --> 00:06:14,898 Two million hits in the first week... 140 00:06:14,949 --> 00:06:17,317 and then the parodies started. 141 00:06:17,351 --> 00:06:19,987 One from the Philippines got 12 million hits. 142 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:29,029 And the late night comedy guys had a field day with it. 143 00:06:29,047 --> 00:06:32,416 Oh, don't. 144 00:06:32,467 --> 00:06:37,054 Aw, come on, Baby Wawa. Don't be such a baby. 145 00:06:37,088 --> 00:06:39,222 Oh, no. 146 00:06:40,541 --> 00:06:43,176 It's gonna be all right. 147 00:06:43,210 --> 00:06:45,896 It's gonna be all right. 148 00:06:45,930 --> 00:06:47,848 For Weekend Update, I'm Seth Meyers. 149 00:06:47,882 --> 00:06:49,433 That's Baby Wawa. Good night. 150 00:06:49,484 --> 00:06:50,901 Bye. 151 00:06:50,935 --> 00:06:52,853 After my clip blew up, I actually got a call 152 00:06:52,887 --> 00:06:55,522 from the double rainbow guy and the fat Star Wars kid. 153 00:06:55,556 --> 00:06:59,526 Turns out they have a support group. 154 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:02,395 Not really my scene. 155 00:07:02,413 --> 00:07:05,782 Years ago, the Senator promised a left turn lane 156 00:07:05,833 --> 00:07:07,417 by the Arby's. 157 00:07:07,452 --> 00:07:10,287 So I wanna know where in the name of horsey sauce is it? 158 00:07:10,338 --> 00:07:11,788 Well, yeah, you-- hold on. 159 00:07:11,839 --> 00:07:13,573 Hi. 160 00:07:13,591 --> 00:07:15,759 I keep seeing this symbol in the accounts from last year. 161 00:07:15,793 --> 00:07:18,411 It's all over the place. I don't know what it means. 162 00:07:18,429 --> 00:07:19,880 That's the reason Kevin got fired. 163 00:07:19,914 --> 00:07:21,247 It's his magic number. 164 00:07:21,265 --> 00:07:23,216 He used to use it to balance his accounts. 165 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:24,801 He used to call it a keleven. 166 00:07:24,852 --> 00:07:27,087 He told Dwight, "a mistake plus keleven 167 00:07:27,105 --> 00:07:28,805 gets you home by seven." 168 00:07:28,856 --> 00:07:30,941 He was home by 4:45 that day. 169 00:07:34,595 --> 00:07:36,780 Oh, I live in Poland now... 170 00:07:36,814 --> 00:07:39,733 the Scranton of the EU. 171 00:07:39,767 --> 00:07:42,069 Thank you for flying me out here for the weekend. 172 00:07:42,103 --> 00:07:44,287 I'm looking forward to the reunion panel tomorrow. 173 00:07:44,322 --> 00:07:46,323 Can't wait to see everyone. 174 00:07:46,374 --> 00:07:48,825 Well, almost everyone. 175 00:07:48,876 --> 00:07:50,160 Hello! 176 00:07:50,211 --> 00:07:52,129 Hello! 177 00:07:52,163 --> 00:07:54,081 - Oh. - Hi! 178 00:07:54,115 --> 00:07:57,084 - No. - Oh. 179 00:07:57,118 --> 00:07:58,669 How did you know my plane had arrived? 180 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,170 How long have you been stalking me? 181 00:08:00,221 --> 00:08:02,139 Oh, no, no, no. My plane just got in. 182 00:08:02,173 --> 00:08:03,640 From New York. 183 00:08:03,675 --> 00:08:05,509 - Are you still with Piotr? - No. 184 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,177 And I thought I unfriended you. 185 00:08:07,228 --> 00:08:10,814 Anyone can follow a Twitter feed. 186 00:08:10,848 --> 00:08:13,517 Wanna share a cab? 187 00:08:13,568 --> 00:08:16,486 After Dwight fired me, I moved to New York... 188 00:08:16,521 --> 00:08:19,156 to write the great American novel. 189 00:08:19,190 --> 00:08:21,808 I have six roommates. Heh. 190 00:08:21,826 --> 00:08:23,610 Which are better than friends, you know, 191 00:08:23,644 --> 00:08:25,445 'cause they have to give you one month's notice 192 00:08:25,479 --> 00:08:28,314 before they leave. 193 00:08:28,332 --> 00:08:31,034 - Hey-oh! - Andy? 194 00:08:31,085 --> 00:08:33,704 - You're back? - Yeah. 195 00:08:33,755 --> 00:08:36,339 That's Baby Wawa, right? Oh, my God! 196 00:08:36,374 --> 00:08:38,158 Hey, man, good to see you. 197 00:08:38,176 --> 00:08:40,010 Thank you. Yeah. 198 00:08:40,044 --> 00:08:41,995 - Andy. - Hey! Aw! 199 00:08:42,013 --> 00:08:44,164 A bear hug from my favorite mama grizzly. 200 00:08:44,182 --> 00:08:45,882 Andy, I've been worried about you. 201 00:08:45,933 --> 00:08:47,300 How are you? 202 00:08:47,334 --> 00:08:49,720 - A little warm. - Poor, poor Andy. 203 00:08:49,771 --> 00:08:51,638 Okay. 204 00:08:51,672 --> 00:08:52,856 Aw. 205 00:08:52,890 --> 00:08:54,174 - Thank you, Phyllis. - Hello, hello. 206 00:08:54,192 --> 00:08:55,726 - Hey! - Dar-ryl! 207 00:08:55,777 --> 00:08:57,177 - Darryl! - Hey! 208 00:08:57,195 --> 00:08:58,678 Hey, what's up? 209 00:08:58,696 --> 00:08:59,896 Didn't I just see you at the airport 210 00:08:59,947 --> 00:09:01,514 - jumping in a limo? - What? 211 00:09:01,532 --> 00:09:03,183 Must've been another devilishly handsome, 212 00:09:03,201 --> 00:09:04,568 - debonair individual. - Hmm. 213 00:09:04,619 --> 00:09:06,570 Hey, man, how you doing? 214 00:09:06,621 --> 00:09:09,156 I, um-- I didn't call 'cause I figured you changed the number. 215 00:09:09,190 --> 00:09:11,158 No, I didn't change the number. 216 00:09:11,192 --> 00:09:13,526 All good, though. Phone never rings. 217 00:09:14,879 --> 00:09:16,496 What! Ohh! 218 00:09:16,530 --> 00:09:17,864 Surprise! 219 00:09:17,882 --> 00:09:19,082 I thought you guys couldn't come. 220 00:09:19,133 --> 00:09:20,366 Yeah, but then they moved the panel 221 00:09:20,384 --> 00:09:21,701 to the same weekend, 222 00:09:21,719 --> 00:09:23,220 and the doc crew paid to fly us in. 223 00:09:23,254 --> 00:09:24,504 It was kismet. 224 00:09:24,538 --> 00:09:27,057 Kismet? Yeah, right. 225 00:09:27,091 --> 00:09:30,677 Pam and I came up with excuses for every other weekend. 226 00:09:30,711 --> 00:09:32,662 You remember my two lap band surgeries, right? 227 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,064 Neither do I. 228 00:09:34,098 --> 00:09:37,033 "Guten prank" number one. 229 00:09:37,068 --> 00:09:39,019 You ready for tonight? We gonna tear up the town? 230 00:09:39,053 --> 00:09:42,773 - Uh, better ask Jim. - And Jim will say nothing. 231 00:09:42,824 --> 00:09:44,390 Darryl! 232 00:09:44,408 --> 00:09:46,076 - Andy! - Hey, Pam! 233 00:09:46,110 --> 00:09:48,078 Hey, Pam! How are you? 234 00:09:48,112 --> 00:09:51,231 We're fine. Yeah. 235 00:09:51,249 --> 00:09:53,566 And I'm sure that you guys are fine too. 236 00:09:53,584 --> 00:09:56,419 - Because why wouldn't you be? - Mm-hmm. 237 00:09:56,454 --> 00:09:59,089 Darryl, oh, my gosh. How is Austin? 238 00:09:59,123 --> 00:10:00,757 Tell me everything. How's the merger? 239 00:10:00,792 --> 00:10:02,375 I feel like I read about Athlead all the time. 240 00:10:02,409 --> 00:10:05,045 I love it. And it's Athleap now. 241 00:10:05,079 --> 00:10:07,964 And the city is amazing. 242 00:10:08,015 --> 00:10:09,415 - Yeah? - Yeah. 243 00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:11,768 Yeah, it's hot, the music is awesome. 244 00:10:11,803 --> 00:10:13,086 And the tacos are... 245 00:10:13,104 --> 00:10:14,304 - for real. - Wow! 246 00:10:14,355 --> 00:10:16,256 That sounds incredible. 247 00:10:16,274 --> 00:10:18,275 Oh, guys. Limo's here. 248 00:10:18,309 --> 00:10:19,943 Let's do this. Change if you need to. 249 00:10:19,977 --> 00:10:22,896 - Whoo, whoo, whoo! - Okay, you guys, have fun. 250 00:10:22,930 --> 00:10:26,099 You too, Andy. 251 00:10:28,786 --> 00:10:30,070 - Yeah. - Ohh! 252 00:10:30,104 --> 00:10:32,105 - Aw! - Whoa-ho! 253 00:10:32,123 --> 00:10:35,125 Haven't been in one of these in forever! 254 00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:37,127 They wanted me to go to the bachelorette party 255 00:10:37,161 --> 00:10:38,495 with the girls. Really? 256 00:10:38,546 --> 00:10:40,413 Such a cliche. 257 00:10:40,448 --> 00:10:42,115 I'm a man. 258 00:10:42,149 --> 00:10:45,001 So I'm going to the bachelor party with the boys. 259 00:10:45,036 --> 00:10:48,421 I just have to remember how I acted before I came out. 260 00:10:48,455 --> 00:10:51,675 Wassuuuuup! 261 00:10:55,661 --> 00:10:59,311 Wait. Why are we stopping? Jim, this isn't on the itinerary. 262 00:10:59,346 --> 00:11:00,885 - Dwight. - Jim, what-- 263 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:02,918 - Get out. - Come on! What-- 264 00:11:04,852 --> 00:11:06,519 What, are you gonna whack me, Jim? 265 00:11:06,554 --> 00:11:08,187 No, Dwight. 266 00:11:08,205 --> 00:11:10,223 You'll be doing the whacking. 267 00:11:15,079 --> 00:11:17,414 A bazooka. 268 00:11:17,465 --> 00:11:20,250 - You remembered. - Of course I did. 269 00:11:22,753 --> 00:11:24,888 Get outta my way. 270 00:11:24,922 --> 00:11:26,222 Oh! 271 00:11:29,043 --> 00:11:30,927 - Whoo! - Yeah! 272 00:11:30,978 --> 00:11:32,345 Okay! 273 00:11:32,379 --> 00:11:34,347 Guten prank number two. 274 00:11:38,152 --> 00:11:39,402 Private room. 275 00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:42,022 - Yeah, brosef. - Amazing! 276 00:11:42,056 --> 00:11:43,556 Enjoy, enjoy. 277 00:11:43,574 --> 00:11:46,359 Hey, I know you. You gonna sit here and cry? 278 00:11:46,393 --> 00:11:48,445 Okay, man, easy. 279 00:11:48,496 --> 00:11:50,246 Hey, dude, leave him alone. What are you doing? 280 00:11:50,281 --> 00:11:51,748 Jim, it's fine. 281 00:11:51,782 --> 00:11:53,083 He'll just get you on his cell phone, 282 00:11:53,117 --> 00:11:55,035 and then that'll go viral. 283 00:11:55,069 --> 00:11:57,587 - That happens a lot? - Yeah, I guess. 284 00:11:57,621 --> 00:12:00,290 But things are going well, actually. 285 00:12:00,341 --> 00:12:04,427 I spoke at Cornell during Commencement Week. 286 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,412 I mean, the seniors invited me as a joke, 287 00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:08,581 but it was a huge success. 288 00:12:08,599 --> 00:12:10,383 Well, I bet it was a smash. 289 00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:12,102 That's how I got my new job in the admissions office. 290 00:12:12,136 --> 00:12:14,420 Is that a volunteer program or... 291 00:12:14,438 --> 00:12:17,757 No. It's a job. 292 00:12:17,775 --> 00:12:19,726 Things are going great. 293 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:23,063 - Let's get a drink in you, huh? - Yes! 294 00:12:23,097 --> 00:12:26,132 Whoo-hoo! Let's get this party started! 295 00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:27,433 Where's my angel? 296 00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:31,270 This is my big sister Rachel. 297 00:12:31,288 --> 00:12:33,790 No, this is my big sister Angela. 298 00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:36,626 We're very close. 299 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:38,228 We even have our own special language. 300 00:12:43,117 --> 00:12:45,251 People love it. 301 00:12:45,285 --> 00:12:47,137 They do. 302 00:12:47,171 --> 00:12:50,090 Man, how long have we been sitting here? 303 00:12:50,124 --> 00:12:51,624 Hi, boys! 304 00:12:51,642 --> 00:12:53,459 - Ohh... - Here we go! 305 00:12:53,477 --> 00:12:56,012 Oh, thank God. We are famished! 306 00:12:56,063 --> 00:12:59,649 Hey, did somebody order the chef special? 307 00:12:59,683 --> 00:13:00,984 - Right there. - Right here. 308 00:13:01,018 --> 00:13:02,352 No, we haven't ordered anything. 309 00:13:02,403 --> 00:13:04,137 No one's even taken our drinks. 310 00:13:04,155 --> 00:13:05,438 Uh, what is the chef special? 311 00:13:06,907 --> 00:13:10,777 I bet you boys have a big appetite. 312 00:13:10,811 --> 00:13:12,495 Oh, we do. 313 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,998 So we'll have an onion loaf for the table, please. 314 00:13:15,032 --> 00:13:17,817 And tell us about your heartiest soups. 315 00:13:17,835 --> 00:13:21,487 Mm, I know what you want. I knowexactlywhat you want. 316 00:13:21,505 --> 00:13:23,957 Yes, an onion loaf for the table. 317 00:13:23,991 --> 00:13:25,208 But that's not all. 318 00:13:25,259 --> 00:13:26,492 Now the chef special sounded good. 319 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:29,345 - What is it exactly? - Ooh. Shh. 320 00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:30,880 Okay, what are you doing? 321 00:13:30,931 --> 00:13:32,165 Are you giving me a taste of the chef special? 322 00:13:32,183 --> 00:13:33,833 - Mm-hmm. - Hmm? 323 00:13:33,851 --> 00:13:35,385 Tastes like cigarettes. 324 00:13:35,436 --> 00:13:38,638 That won't work. That's no good. 325 00:13:38,672 --> 00:13:40,190 - Whoo! - What? 326 00:13:42,193 --> 00:13:45,862 - Okay. - Oh, boy. 327 00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:48,064 Oh! 328 00:13:48,115 --> 00:13:49,365 Heard you guys needed some pipes fixed, 329 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,734 or cleaned or whatever. 330 00:13:51,786 --> 00:13:53,519 Angela's special repair man is here. 331 00:13:53,537 --> 00:13:55,071 Wait, what is this? 332 00:13:55,122 --> 00:13:58,357 Shut up. Jakey? 333 00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:00,359 - Mom? - Wait. Wait. 334 00:14:00,377 --> 00:14:02,412 - What? - Oh, man. 335 00:14:02,463 --> 00:14:03,830 No, no, no, no. Just do your work. 336 00:14:03,864 --> 00:14:05,048 Pretend mom's not here. 337 00:14:05,082 --> 00:14:07,000 Uh, that seems inappropriate. 338 00:14:07,034 --> 00:14:09,368 Give 'em a good show, my little entrepreneur. 339 00:14:09,386 --> 00:14:11,254 - Okay. - Take it off. 340 00:14:13,390 --> 00:14:15,592 Yeah! Good song choice, Jakey. 341 00:14:15,643 --> 00:14:17,376 Stripper's only as good as his song. 342 00:14:17,394 --> 00:14:18,561 Oh... 343 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,564 Oh! 344 00:14:26,437 --> 00:14:29,388 Oh, wowee wow. 345 00:14:29,406 --> 00:14:31,390 ♪ Well, I walk into the room ♪ 346 00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:33,910 - Whoo! Whoo-hoo! - ♪ passin' out $100 bills ♪ 347 00:14:33,944 --> 00:14:36,913 Go, Meredith's stripper son. 348 00:14:36,947 --> 00:14:38,531 Ohh! 349 00:14:38,565 --> 00:14:40,083 - Angela, are you all right? - I don't know! 350 00:14:40,117 --> 00:14:41,400 - I don't know. - Oh, gee-- 351 00:14:41,418 --> 00:14:42,919 - Oh, my God! 352 00:14:42,953 --> 00:14:44,737 Be gentle, Jakey, gentle. 353 00:14:44,755 --> 00:14:46,372 Just a second. 354 00:14:46,406 --> 00:14:48,241 Just one second. Look. 355 00:14:48,259 --> 00:14:50,710 Okay, if anything, this is rougher! 356 00:14:50,744 --> 00:14:52,378 Stop it, Meredith! 357 00:14:52,412 --> 00:14:54,914 Fine. My bad! Go ahead, Jakey! 358 00:14:54,932 --> 00:14:57,100 Uh, no. It's o-- thank you. 359 00:14:57,134 --> 00:14:58,301 You know what? You don't have to-- 360 00:14:58,352 --> 00:14:59,552 oh! No, no, no. 361 00:14:59,586 --> 00:15:00,937 No, no, no. It's okay. 362 00:15:00,971 --> 00:15:02,421 Now, for the last time, 363 00:15:02,439 --> 00:15:04,107 I'd like a side salad with balsamic. 364 00:15:04,141 --> 00:15:06,476 Dwight, for the last time, she's not a waitress. 365 00:15:06,527 --> 00:15:08,144 You're telling me! 366 00:15:08,195 --> 00:15:09,979 If you want her to leave, just tip her. 367 00:15:10,030 --> 00:15:12,065 What for? We haven't even gotten bread yet. 368 00:15:12,099 --> 00:15:14,984 Does anyone wanna split a twice baked potato? 369 00:15:15,019 --> 00:15:18,437 Do you have those? Those aren't deep fried, right? 370 00:15:18,455 --> 00:15:19,923 That was interesting. 371 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,960 - What was that? - It's just the wind. 372 00:15:23,994 --> 00:15:25,995 - Will you lock the door? - Okay. 373 00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:31,084 It's just the wind, see? Nothing. 374 00:15:31,118 --> 00:15:32,585 All right, you know, 375 00:15:32,619 --> 00:15:33,953 you don't have to leave the door wide open. 376 00:15:33,971 --> 00:15:35,338 We get it. It's the wind. 377 00:15:35,389 --> 00:15:36,506 Just come and shut-- oh! My God! 378 00:15:38,509 --> 00:15:40,510 - Phyllis! - What's happening? 379 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:45,535 Oh, man, never thought I'd say this, 380 00:15:45,586 --> 00:15:46,953 but I think I ate too much bone marrow. 381 00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:47,987 Oh, it's the girls. 382 00:15:48,005 --> 00:15:50,006 Hey, Pam. What? 383 00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:51,958 Angela's been kidnapped! 384 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,843 Phyllis left the door open 385 00:15:53,878 --> 00:15:55,962 and some freak came and grabbed her and fled. 386 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:58,831 Good old Mose. 387 00:15:58,849 --> 00:16:00,967 They think it was Mose. 388 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:03,219 Oh, great, he's getting into the spirit of the festivities. 389 00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:04,721 Fantastic. 390 00:16:04,772 --> 00:16:06,172 He just pulled off a braut entfuhrung. 391 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:07,524 What is that? 392 00:16:07,558 --> 00:16:09,175 A ceremonial bridal kidnapping. 393 00:16:09,193 --> 00:16:12,312 He will take the bride and hide her at a local pub. 394 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:15,231 And when I find the place, I have to buy everyone drinks. 395 00:16:15,282 --> 00:16:17,984 Ah. All right! Oh, Mose! 396 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,686 Wait a minute. 397 00:16:19,704 --> 00:16:21,187 You said the tradition is for the groom to search for her, 398 00:16:21,205 --> 00:16:23,039 and it ends at a pub. 399 00:16:23,074 --> 00:16:26,576 So how about the last pub you'd ever set foot in in this town? 400 00:16:26,627 --> 00:16:28,194 Right. Which one is that? 401 00:16:28,212 --> 00:16:30,497 Mm, hey, driver, why don't you take us 402 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:33,366 to 3030 Adams? 403 00:16:37,722 --> 00:16:42,225 - Is that Mose? - Yes, it is! 404 00:16:42,259 --> 00:16:44,844 I am here for my bride! 405 00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,879 Well, first, buy us a drink. 406 00:16:46,897 --> 00:16:49,516 ♪ if you want your bride, buy us a drink ♪ 407 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,735 ♪ if you want your bride, buy us a drink ♪ 408 00:16:51,769 --> 00:16:53,853 Very well! Drinks on me! 409 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,905 Bartender! 410 00:16:57,825 --> 00:17:01,861 Well, well, well, well, well. 411 00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:04,781 That's six "wells." 412 00:17:04,832 --> 00:17:08,401 Did I get that number right, Dwight? 413 00:17:08,419 --> 00:17:10,704 I heard you bought a bar, Kevin. 414 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,089 Yes. I did. 415 00:17:13,124 --> 00:17:15,125 This one. 416 00:17:15,176 --> 00:17:18,294 Now get out! 417 00:17:18,345 --> 00:17:21,748 - Why did you pick this place? - Ohh. 418 00:17:21,766 --> 00:17:23,416 You? 419 00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:25,885 You did this as a prank. My own bestisch mensch. 420 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,587 Nope, not a prank. 421 00:17:27,605 --> 00:17:29,222 I think it's time for you to bury the hatchet. 422 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,757 Waste of a good hatchet. 423 00:17:30,775 --> 00:17:33,309 Okay, just talk. 424 00:17:34,979 --> 00:17:37,063 Well, w-- 425 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,765 - I heard you say "well" the first time, 426 00:17:38,783 --> 00:17:40,967 I know Dwight misses Kevin. 427 00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:44,604 I saw him making his portrait out of a Wooly Willy. 428 00:17:44,622 --> 00:17:46,272 Tomorrow's his wedding day. 429 00:17:46,290 --> 00:17:48,641 You can't be anything but happy on your wedding day. 430 00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,777 It was nothing personal. 431 00:17:50,811 --> 00:17:52,796 It's just that you were terrible at your job. 432 00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:54,831 You're just saying that to make me feel better. 433 00:17:54,882 --> 00:17:57,333 No, really. You were terrible at math... 434 00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:00,119 and organization, time management, 435 00:18:00,137 --> 00:18:01,755 personal hygiene. 436 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:03,289 Your internet searches were so filthy 437 00:18:03,307 --> 00:18:05,124 we had to throw out your computer. 438 00:18:05,142 --> 00:18:07,177 Is that all it was? 439 00:18:07,228 --> 00:18:10,129 That's it. 440 00:18:10,147 --> 00:18:12,315 Come here. 441 00:18:12,349 --> 00:18:13,600 I missed you, Kevin. 442 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,319 - I missed you! - Ohh. 443 00:18:16,353 --> 00:18:18,521 - Guten prank. - Yes, Mose. 444 00:18:18,572 --> 00:18:24,477 Guten prank number three. 445 00:18:24,495 --> 00:18:26,663 You've had your drink. Now where is my bride? 446 00:18:28,499 --> 00:18:31,484 Mose! What... 447 00:18:31,502 --> 00:18:33,837 Ohh, Mose. 448 00:18:33,871 --> 00:18:35,538 What the fuck is your problem, 449 00:18:35,589 --> 00:18:38,341 you fucking piece of shit? 450 00:18:39,477 --> 00:18:42,154 _ 451 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,464 Hey, is Angela coming, or-- _ 452 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,399 No. We can't see each other on our wedding day. 453 00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:48,635 And her legs are still numb from being in the trunk. 454 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,336 - Right. - Hey, guys. 455 00:18:50,354 --> 00:18:52,055 Stanley! 456 00:18:52,106 --> 00:18:55,024 - How's Florida? - Oh, great. 457 00:18:55,059 --> 00:18:56,559 Yes, I'm living in Florida now. 458 00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:58,394 Little town called Florida City, 459 00:18:58,445 --> 00:19:00,814 just on the edge of the Everglades. 460 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,532 The man who delivered my divorce papers 461 00:19:02,566 --> 00:19:06,035 came by fan boat, which was kinda fun. 462 00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:09,873 I sit on my porch all day, carving birds. 463 00:19:09,907 --> 00:19:11,658 Am I the only one that's nervous? Heh heh. 464 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,743 How are you doing with this? Should we have bailed? 465 00:19:13,794 --> 00:19:15,829 No, no, I'm fine. 466 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:19,766 Doesn't seem like anyone cares about us anyway. 467 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:24,220 I guess this was worth being filmed nonstop for nine years. 468 00:19:24,255 --> 00:19:27,223 I'm sorry, guys. This is probably on me. 469 00:19:27,258 --> 00:19:30,226 I got hated on pretty hard when that auto-tune went viral. 470 00:19:30,261 --> 00:19:33,096 ♪ Just sit here and cry, just sit here and cry ♪ 471 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:36,332 ♪ oh, I can so just sit here and cry ♪ 472 00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:38,351 ♪ you guys are really mean ♪ 473 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:39,903 ♪ it can't end like this, you know ♪ 474 00:19:39,937 --> 00:19:41,688 ♪ slept in my car last night, quit my job ♪ 475 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:42,772 ♪ burned all my bridges ♪ 476 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,891 ♪ and I did unspeakable things ♪ 477 00:19:44,909 --> 00:19:46,576 ♪ you're just not good ♪ 478 00:19:46,610 --> 00:19:47,861 ♪ you're just not good ♪ 479 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,195 ♪ are you insane? ♪ 480 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:50,864 ♪ You're just not good ♪ 481 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,248 ♪ you're just not good ♪ 482 00:19:52,283 --> 00:19:53,883 ♪ chill out ♪ 483 00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:55,952 ♪ just sit here and cry ♪ 484 00:19:56,203 --> 00:19:58,788 People actually dance to this. 485 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,823 It's in my juke box. 486 00:20:00,874 --> 00:20:03,626 None of the money goes to Andy, though. 487 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,112 ♪ Cry, cry, cry ♪ 488 00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:10,083 Yeah, people hate you. 489 00:20:10,117 --> 00:20:13,553 I'll go talk to the manager. Maybe we should just go home. 490 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,477 Hey, it's Andy Bernard. 491 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:22,812 Nard Dog! 492 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,316 Roo-doo-doo-doo! 493 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,485 Roo-doo-doo-doo-doo! 494 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,354 Roo-doo-doo-doo-doo! 495 00:20:31,405 --> 00:20:33,322 Roo-doo-doo-doo-doo! 496 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,358 Roo-doo-doo-doo-doo! 497 00:20:35,409 --> 00:20:37,276 Roo-doo-doo-doo-doo! 498 00:20:44,628 --> 00:20:47,462 How did it feel to see your lives played out on TV? 499 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,747 It's like seeing a documentary about how your food is made. 500 00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:51,466 It's kinda disgusting. 501 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,252 You learn a lot, but I didn't wanna know any of it. 502 00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:56,854 With today's modern surveillance technology, 503 00:20:56,889 --> 00:21:00,825 we are in a constant state of being watched, 504 00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:02,260 whether it's our government 505 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:03,594 or the government of other countries, 506 00:21:03,628 --> 00:21:05,313 AKA Google. 507 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,266 You guys are being filmed way more than we ever were. 508 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,351 Uh, no one recognizes me. 509 00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,353 But now all my friends call me Plop. 510 00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:15,356 So... thanks, PBS. 511 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:18,693 Uh, Jim, that DVD in the last episode 512 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,611 was so romantic. 513 00:21:20,945 --> 00:21:23,331 And, um, I think we'd all love to know, 514 00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:26,950 Pam, what romantic thing did you do to pay Jim back 515 00:21:26,969 --> 00:21:28,586 for leaving Athlead? 516 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,672 Well, I mean, how do you pay back someone 517 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:33,808 for something like that? 518 00:21:33,842 --> 00:21:37,795 But, uh, I don't know. I'm working on something. 519 00:21:37,813 --> 00:21:40,931 She pays me back every day, just by being my wife. 520 00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:42,299 So that's fine. 521 00:21:42,317 --> 00:21:44,352 Aww. 522 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:46,303 O-kay. 523 00:21:46,321 --> 00:21:49,490 All I can say is, if I had Jim, 524 00:21:49,524 --> 00:21:52,193 he would have a free pass to do anything. 525 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:55,162 I mean, if I lucked into that, 526 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,331 he could do anything-- 527 00:21:57,366 --> 00:21:58,949 anything. 528 00:21:58,983 --> 00:22:02,486 I'm sorry, is there a question? 529 00:22:02,504 --> 00:22:06,190 Uh, no. 530 00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:08,292 Pam, what was in that teapot letter? 531 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:11,328 Oh, um, well, you know, I-- 532 00:22:11,346 --> 00:22:14,465 I just-- I think I would rather keep that private. 533 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,967 You know, if you'd been filmed for nine years of your life, 534 00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:19,720 there'd be some things that you just wanna keep to yourself. 535 00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:23,557 I hear ya. What did it say? 536 00:22:23,608 --> 00:22:24,859 We're gonna move on. 537 00:22:24,893 --> 00:22:26,343 Next question, please. 538 00:22:26,361 --> 00:22:28,729 Do you find that your life feels pointless 539 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,198 now that nobody's actually filming you anymore? 540 00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:33,034 Yes. 541 00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:38,506 I wanna know how everyone felt they were portrayed. 542 00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:40,875 - Was it accurate? - I got a beef with that. 543 00:22:40,909 --> 00:22:43,077 Um, for the first seven years, 544 00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:45,079 I was getting my PhD in school psychology, 545 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:46,664 and they didn't show it. 546 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,382 Yes, I was getting hammered. 547 00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:53,671 But, hey, it was college. 548 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,556 I have a question for Jim and Pam. 549 00:22:55,590 --> 00:22:58,876 Everyone watching sees how much you love each other 550 00:22:58,894 --> 00:23:00,928 and how you're soul mates. 551 00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:03,564 So, Pam, how could you doubt that 552 00:23:03,598 --> 00:23:05,733 when Jim moved to Philadelphia? 553 00:23:05,767 --> 00:23:09,086 Um, you know what, I actually didn't handle that move, uh, 554 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,721 very gracefully, 555 00:23:10,739 --> 00:23:14,358 from not communicating to being a little selfish. 556 00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:16,077 Listen, um... 557 00:23:16,111 --> 00:23:19,413 I was scared, you know? 558 00:23:19,448 --> 00:23:21,866 I loved what I had, and I didn't wanna risk it. 559 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:26,537 And I think that maybe I did doubt him a little too. 560 00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,205 Which was wrong, 561 00:23:28,239 --> 00:23:31,074 because he's shown me time and again. 562 00:23:31,093 --> 00:23:32,910 But when the documentary started airing, 563 00:23:32,928 --> 00:23:34,295 people on the street told me 564 00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:36,964 that I had this fairy-tale romance. 565 00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:38,883 But there were a lot of times last year 566 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:41,268 when it did not feel like a fairy tale. 567 00:23:41,303 --> 00:23:45,773 But then it got deeper, and it got stronger, 568 00:23:45,807 --> 00:23:48,592 and now it's better than a fairy tale. 569 00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:53,096 It's like a long book that you never want to end. 570 00:23:53,115 --> 00:23:54,598 And you're fine with that, 571 00:23:54,616 --> 00:23:57,651 because you just never, ever wanna leave it. 572 00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,286 Aww. 573 00:23:59,321 --> 00:24:00,905 LikeHarry Potter. 574 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:04,125 Yeah, likeHarry Potter. 575 00:24:04,159 --> 00:24:07,128 I have a question for Erin. 576 00:24:07,162 --> 00:24:09,279 - Really? - Yes. 577 00:24:09,297 --> 00:24:12,133 Um, the thing I found most compelling 578 00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:17,087 about the documentary was your search for your birth mother. 579 00:24:17,121 --> 00:24:19,423 Thank you. 580 00:24:19,457 --> 00:24:24,145 So my question is, um, do-- don't you hate her? 581 00:24:24,179 --> 00:24:27,965 I mean, I would just imagine that you were so angry at her 582 00:24:27,983 --> 00:24:31,635 that you would hate her. 583 00:24:31,653 --> 00:24:33,270 Maybe sometimes. 584 00:24:33,304 --> 00:24:36,023 But not like hate hate. 585 00:24:36,074 --> 00:24:39,860 More just like, "mom, I hate you!" 586 00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:43,814 And then she would say, "go to your room, young lady." 587 00:24:43,832 --> 00:24:46,116 And I'd stamp my foot and run upstairs. 588 00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:49,119 And I have a room, which is really cool. 589 00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:52,173 And then we'd just have dinner together. 590 00:24:52,207 --> 00:24:53,490 But I don't know. I'd have to meet her. 591 00:24:53,508 --> 00:24:54,992 Thanks. 592 00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:00,514 Erin... 593 00:25:00,549 --> 00:25:03,517 Yes? 594 00:25:03,552 --> 00:25:05,135 Um... 595 00:25:05,169 --> 00:25:10,307 Oh, Erin... 596 00:25:10,341 --> 00:25:15,696 Yes? Is there a follow-up question? 597 00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:24,187 Mom? 598 00:25:24,206 --> 00:25:26,023 Aww. 599 00:25:34,633 --> 00:25:37,200 Erin... 600 00:25:37,219 --> 00:25:40,037 same question, but about your dad? 601 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:48,879 Well, this feels like a good place to stop. 602 00:25:48,897 --> 00:25:50,848 Let's thank all of our wonderful panelists 603 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:54,101 for being here on this wonderful panel today. 604 00:26:00,275 --> 00:26:02,409 Next week at the Scranton Cultural Center, 605 00:26:02,444 --> 00:26:05,446 don't forget, Irish step dancing semifinals. 606 00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:07,364 Winning team to Mid-Atlantic. 607 00:26:26,911 --> 00:26:30,030 - Where is the basket for gifts? - Right there, sir. 608 00:26:30,064 --> 00:26:32,199 Hi. I'm Dakota. 609 00:26:32,233 --> 00:26:33,567 Jeff Bomondo. 610 00:26:33,601 --> 00:26:35,101 I sell ceramic tile out of Newark. 611 00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:36,936 - Nice. - My wife's name is Kathryn. 612 00:26:36,954 --> 00:26:38,772 I can show you my social security card, 613 00:26:38,790 --> 00:26:41,541 if it helps. 614 00:26:44,545 --> 00:26:45,495 Uck. 615 00:26:45,546 --> 00:26:46,963 Look at this mud. 616 00:26:46,998 --> 00:26:48,665 Can you imagine if I had worn my Jimmy Choos? 617 00:26:48,716 --> 00:26:51,084 I just saved you 600 bucks, mister. 618 00:26:51,118 --> 00:26:52,085 Thanks for helping out, sweetie. 619 00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:53,086 Mm. 620 00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,455 Kelly. You're here. 621 00:26:55,473 --> 00:26:58,759 - Hey, Ryan! - Hey. 622 00:26:58,793 --> 00:27:00,927 Whose baby is this? Oh, are you, like, a manny now? 623 00:27:00,961 --> 00:27:04,815 No, this little guy is mine. 624 00:27:04,849 --> 00:27:06,483 So I was dating this girl, and one day, 625 00:27:06,517 --> 00:27:08,185 she went out to get a new charger 626 00:27:08,236 --> 00:27:09,686 for her e-cigarette. 627 00:27:09,737 --> 00:27:12,138 Never came back. 628 00:27:12,156 --> 00:27:13,657 Oldest story in the book. 629 00:27:14,975 --> 00:27:16,309 Say "hi," Drake. 630 00:27:16,327 --> 00:27:18,111 - Drake is your baby's name? - Yeah. 631 00:27:18,145 --> 00:27:19,979 That is an amazing name. I'm obsessed with Drake. 632 00:27:19,997 --> 00:27:21,498 His last album, 633 00:27:21,532 --> 00:27:23,283 it just touched me to pieces. 634 00:27:23,317 --> 00:27:24,501 No, Kelly, he's not named 635 00:27:24,535 --> 00:27:26,036 after a hip-hop artist from 2011. 636 00:27:26,087 --> 00:27:27,954 It's Drake, like a mix of Drew and Blake. 637 00:27:27,988 --> 00:27:29,840 Cool. 638 00:27:29,874 --> 00:27:33,326 Well, he is so cute. Ravi, check out this cute baby. 639 00:27:33,344 --> 00:27:34,544 - I'm obsessed with him. - Oh? 640 00:27:34,595 --> 00:27:35,829 Ravi is a pediatrician. 641 00:27:35,847 --> 00:27:38,331 And some of his patients are total uggos. 642 00:27:38,349 --> 00:27:39,966 They're called premature, sweetie. 643 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,301 Yeah. 644 00:27:41,335 --> 00:27:43,804 It's good to see you again, Ryan. 645 00:27:43,838 --> 00:27:45,839 - Let me help you up. - Thanks. 646 00:27:45,857 --> 00:27:47,841 - Ooh! Oh! - Ow! 647 00:27:47,859 --> 00:27:49,476 Oh, boy, maybe your heels are too high. 648 00:27:49,510 --> 00:27:51,528 No, my heels aren't too high. 649 00:27:51,562 --> 00:27:54,030 It's because I spent three hours in a car trunk. 650 00:27:54,065 --> 00:27:55,365 Thanks for not locking the door 651 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,983 when I asked you to, Phyllis. 652 00:27:57,017 --> 00:27:59,686 Ohh. 653 00:27:59,704 --> 00:28:02,856 Sorry, Phyllis. You didn't know. 654 00:28:02,874 --> 00:28:04,858 As long as I can get to the altar. 655 00:28:04,876 --> 00:28:07,160 Oh, I'm gonna get you to that altar. 656 00:28:07,194 --> 00:28:10,997 You can take that to the bank. 657 00:28:11,031 --> 00:28:14,200 - You ready? - You kidding? 658 00:28:14,218 --> 00:28:15,585 I was born ready. 659 00:28:17,138 --> 00:28:18,255 Dwight, Dwight, Dwight. 660 00:28:18,306 --> 00:28:20,724 Um... 661 00:28:20,758 --> 00:28:22,876 I don't know how to tell you this, but... 662 00:28:22,894 --> 00:28:24,511 we have a little bit of a problem. 663 00:28:24,545 --> 00:28:26,880 Oh, no. What? 664 00:28:26,898 --> 00:28:29,182 The minister just told me that it's tradition 665 00:28:29,216 --> 00:28:32,853 for the bestisch mensch to be older than the groom. 666 00:28:32,887 --> 00:28:34,220 Oh, come on. 667 00:28:34,238 --> 00:28:35,689 I've never heard of such a thing. 668 00:28:35,723 --> 00:28:37,190 I haven't heard of it, obviously. 669 00:28:37,224 --> 00:28:38,742 But I'm out, 670 00:28:38,776 --> 00:28:40,277 because I'm significantly younger than you. 671 00:28:40,328 --> 00:28:42,429 Not-- significant is a big word. 672 00:28:42,463 --> 00:28:43,914 I think it's definitely-- well, okay. 673 00:28:43,948 --> 00:28:45,231 - Either way-- - I think you're only a teeny-- 674 00:28:45,249 --> 00:28:48,118 Either way, Dwight... 675 00:28:48,169 --> 00:28:50,620 I can't be there for you. 676 00:28:50,671 --> 00:28:52,456 I'm sorry. 677 00:28:52,507 --> 00:28:54,558 Jim. 678 00:28:54,592 --> 00:29:00,147 I just... really wish there was something I could do. 679 00:29:07,071 --> 00:29:10,023 Michael. 680 00:29:10,057 --> 00:29:12,442 I can't believe you came. 681 00:29:12,477 --> 00:29:15,111 That's what she said. 682 00:29:20,067 --> 00:29:22,085 Best prank ever. 683 00:29:22,119 --> 00:29:23,703 Yeah! 684 00:29:49,981 --> 00:29:52,148 As is traditional to the Schrutes, 685 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,435 the lovers are standing in their own graves 686 00:29:55,453 --> 00:29:59,623 as a reminder that this is the only escape 687 00:29:59,657 --> 00:30:02,275 from what they are about to do. 688 00:30:02,293 --> 00:30:04,077 See, I get what they're trying to do, 689 00:30:04,111 --> 00:30:05,962 but why are the graves so shallow? 690 00:30:05,997 --> 00:30:08,381 Ugh. 691 00:30:14,121 --> 00:30:19,309 "Arise, my love, my fair one, and come away. 692 00:30:19,343 --> 00:30:22,145 For lo, the winter is passed. 693 00:30:22,179 --> 00:30:25,932 The rain is over and gone. 694 00:30:25,966 --> 00:30:29,802 The time of singing has come, 695 00:30:29,820 --> 00:30:32,472 and the voice of the turtle dove 696 00:30:32,490 --> 00:30:34,858 is heard in our land. 697 00:30:34,909 --> 00:30:39,279 Let me see your face. Let me hear your voice. 698 00:30:39,313 --> 00:30:41,481 For your voice is sweet, 699 00:30:41,499 --> 00:30:45,818 and your face is comely." 700 00:30:45,836 --> 00:30:49,205 I now pronounce you man and wife. 701 00:30:53,878 --> 00:30:56,296 - Bravo! - Bravo! 702 00:30:56,330 --> 00:30:57,797 Whoo! 703 00:30:57,831 --> 00:31:00,300 Release the doves! 704 00:31:00,334 --> 00:31:05,021 Ooh! 705 00:31:05,056 --> 00:31:06,306 Oh. 706 00:31:06,340 --> 00:31:07,557 That's-- 707 00:31:07,608 --> 00:31:08,808 Go. 708 00:31:08,842 --> 00:31:09,809 That's not-- 709 00:31:11,445 --> 00:31:13,897 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming. 710 00:31:13,948 --> 00:31:17,150 Now, please take your hay bales to the reception. 711 00:31:17,184 --> 00:31:18,735 They'll be used for seating. 712 00:31:18,786 --> 00:31:21,354 Complimentary hay hooks are placed along the aisles. 713 00:31:21,372 --> 00:31:23,406 Just stab 'em on in there. 714 00:31:28,713 --> 00:31:30,130 - Agh! - You get it? 715 00:31:36,033 --> 00:31:39,185 ♪ no Angela, I'll be there for ya ♪ 716 00:31:39,203 --> 00:31:43,239 ♪ and when the storms scream Angela ♪ 717 00:31:43,290 --> 00:31:48,527 ♪ Angela, I'll be there, yeah ♪ 718 00:31:48,545 --> 00:31:51,748 ♪ oh, Angela ♪ 719 00:31:51,799 --> 00:31:54,584 ♪ oh, Angela ♪ 720 00:31:54,635 --> 00:31:58,554 ♪ when the winds cry Angela ♪ 721 00:31:58,589 --> 00:31:59,555 ♪ Angela ♪ 722 00:31:59,590 --> 00:32:01,674 Everybody. 723 00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:07,346 ♪ Shout it, hey, here comes my girl ♪ 724 00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:11,050 ♪ here comes my girl ♪ 725 00:32:11,068 --> 00:32:13,886 See, now you don't owe me anything. 726 00:32:13,904 --> 00:32:17,857 ♪ Yeah, she looks so right ♪ 727 00:32:17,891 --> 00:32:21,027 ♪ she is all I need ♪ 728 00:32:21,061 --> 00:32:22,528 Ravi? 729 00:32:22,562 --> 00:32:24,230 Ravi? 730 00:32:24,248 --> 00:32:25,698 Drake has a bit of a rash. 731 00:32:25,732 --> 00:32:27,417 - And he's hot. - Oh, no. 732 00:32:27,451 --> 00:32:28,901 I was wondering, 733 00:32:28,919 --> 00:32:30,569 could you maybe examine him for a second? 734 00:32:30,587 --> 00:32:32,705 Oh, yeah, you're not feeling well, little guy? 735 00:32:32,739 --> 00:32:34,123 Okay, sure. Should we go inside? 736 00:32:34,174 --> 00:32:35,875 Actually, could you go inside? 737 00:32:35,909 --> 00:32:37,576 I'm feeling a little dehydrated. 738 00:32:37,594 --> 00:32:39,879 I could really use a little break, have some water. 739 00:32:39,913 --> 00:32:41,264 Are you sure you don't wanna go in? 740 00:32:41,298 --> 00:32:43,549 Ravi, just do it. That baby is burning up. 741 00:32:43,583 --> 00:32:44,767 Isn't this, like, what you live for? 742 00:32:44,802 --> 00:32:46,769 - Just go, go! - Thank you, Ravi. 743 00:32:46,804 --> 00:32:48,221 Thank you so much. 744 00:32:48,255 --> 00:32:49,472 This is great for me and for Drake. 745 00:32:49,523 --> 00:32:52,424 Thank you. 746 00:32:54,278 --> 00:32:57,480 I don't know, Ryan. Baby Drake didn't look so good. 747 00:32:57,531 --> 00:32:59,315 He'll be fine. I let him suck on a strawberry. 748 00:32:59,366 --> 00:33:00,783 He's allergic, but he'll get over it fast. 749 00:33:00,818 --> 00:33:02,268 I had to talk to you. 750 00:33:02,286 --> 00:33:04,570 You gave your baby an allergic reaction 751 00:33:04,604 --> 00:33:07,457 just to talk to me? 752 00:33:10,494 --> 00:33:12,462 Mm. Mmm. 753 00:33:12,496 --> 00:33:15,498 ♪ Sara smile ♪ 754 00:33:15,549 --> 00:33:17,500 Michael has so many pictures of his kids, 755 00:33:17,551 --> 00:33:19,752 he had to get two phones with two numbers, 756 00:33:19,786 --> 00:33:21,120 and he pays two bills. 757 00:33:21,138 --> 00:33:22,638 Oh, my gosh, it's choreographed! 758 00:33:22,673 --> 00:33:25,958 He's just so happy to have a family plan. 759 00:33:32,015 --> 00:33:33,850 Where'd you learn to dance like that? 760 00:33:33,901 --> 00:33:35,434 I don't know. 761 00:33:35,468 --> 00:33:39,105 I've just always been really good at dancing. 762 00:33:40,974 --> 00:33:44,977 ♪ I'll meet you in the middle of a hurricane ♪ 763 00:33:44,995 --> 00:33:47,864 Is it me? 764 00:33:47,915 --> 00:33:49,782 Is it Nellie? 765 00:33:49,816 --> 00:33:52,318 It's everything. 766 00:33:52,336 --> 00:33:57,990 ♪ I'll meet you in the middle of a sad song ♪ 767 00:33:58,008 --> 00:33:59,325 ♪ so free and easy ♪ 768 00:33:59,343 --> 00:34:00,877 I missed you. 769 00:34:00,928 --> 00:34:02,712 I missed you too. 770 00:34:02,763 --> 00:34:04,881 ♪ I'm excited just by touching your hand ♪ 771 00:34:04,932 --> 00:34:06,849 Lots of people think 772 00:34:06,884 --> 00:34:08,334 that Stanley Hudson's a mean old grump. 773 00:34:09,770 --> 00:34:11,220 But... 774 00:34:11,271 --> 00:34:14,640 would a grump make this? 775 00:34:14,674 --> 00:34:18,394 It's me. 776 00:34:18,445 --> 00:34:21,147 It's me. 777 00:34:21,181 --> 00:34:24,817 ♪ I wanna run with you, fast as I can ♪ 778 00:34:24,851 --> 00:34:26,569 - I love you. - I love you too. 779 00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:28,020 We're gonna be together forever. 780 00:34:28,038 --> 00:34:29,372 We're running off into the sunset. 781 00:34:29,406 --> 00:34:31,574 I finally mastered commitment. 782 00:34:39,727 --> 00:34:42,729 ♪ I just wanna be your lover, ain't no liar ♪ 783 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:45,416 ♪ Rosalita, you're my stone desire ♪ 784 00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:47,785 ♪ oh, yeah ♪ 785 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:53,090 What was that stuff? 786 00:34:53,124 --> 00:34:55,209 Hey, has anyone seen Ryan... or Kelly? 787 00:34:55,243 --> 00:34:56,927 Ooh! Yes. 788 00:34:56,961 --> 00:34:59,379 Uh, they left together a little while ago. 789 00:34:59,413 --> 00:35:02,582 Kelly was hoping that you would keep the baby, 790 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,252 so they can start a new life together. 791 00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:08,305 Oh, that's it. Here. 792 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:11,091 Call Child Services and report an abandoned baby. 793 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,110 We'll find a better parent than Ryan in no time. 794 00:35:13,144 --> 00:35:15,562 Oh, I don't know. 795 00:35:15,596 --> 00:35:17,597 Um, Kevin? 796 00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:20,617 Oh, I can help you with that. Yeah. 797 00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:22,820 I mean, I can find someone who will-- 798 00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:24,604 who will love that... 799 00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:26,790 beautiful little boy the way he deserves. 800 00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:29,960 Hey. This is better. 801 00:35:29,994 --> 00:35:32,612 - Yes! It is. - Hi. 802 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:34,331 - Oh, yes. - Hey. 803 00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:36,416 Yes, it is. 804 00:35:36,450 --> 00:35:38,418 Oh, yes, it is! 805 00:35:38,452 --> 00:35:39,803 If Ryan wants his baby back, 806 00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:42,139 please tell him where to find me. 807 00:35:42,173 --> 00:35:44,141 We'll be somewhere in Europe. 808 00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:48,295 Won't we? 809 00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:56,970 I feel like all my kids grew up, 810 00:35:56,988 --> 00:36:00,858 and then they married each other. 811 00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:03,994 It's every parent's dream. 812 00:36:04,028 --> 00:36:05,445 - Thank you so much. - Good night. 813 00:36:05,479 --> 00:36:06,613 - Good luck. - Great. It was really fun. 814 00:36:06,647 --> 00:36:08,165 Good evening. 815 00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:09,482 The doc crew's throwing a big after party 816 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:10,784 in the warehouse tonight. 817 00:36:10,818 --> 00:36:12,652 Yeah, I heard. It sounds kinda lame. 818 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:15,339 No offense. You going, Toby? 819 00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:17,674 Oh, I don't know. I might turn in early. 820 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,543 It's only 6:00. 821 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:21,461 - Come on, everybody's going. - You have to go, Toby. 822 00:36:21,495 --> 00:36:23,013 - Yeah, come on, Tobes. - Come on, Toby. 823 00:36:23,047 --> 00:36:24,831 - Come on! - Yeah, I'll stop by. 824 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:27,184 There he is. 825 00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:41,365 - I need to get out of this dress. - I gotta get out of this dress. 826 00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:44,985 Oh, I'm sorry, Pam. 827 00:36:45,019 --> 00:36:46,653 What's going on? 828 00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:49,856 Why are you still here? 829 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:52,025 I'm so sorry. They were an hour late. 830 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,693 No, really, what's going on? 831 00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:55,712 Okay, okay. Um... 832 00:36:55,747 --> 00:37:00,700 So... this past year has been really great, 833 00:37:00,718 --> 00:37:04,171 and you've been great, and... 834 00:37:04,205 --> 00:37:06,557 I just-- I know that you had to make this choice, 835 00:37:06,591 --> 00:37:08,892 and you had to give something up for me. 836 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,178 But I never want you to have to give up anything. 837 00:37:11,212 --> 00:37:13,730 I just thought if I could get us an offer, 838 00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:15,882 then there wouldn't be anything standing in our way, 839 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:20,070 and I could come to you with this big Jim gesture... 840 00:37:20,104 --> 00:37:23,723 and show you all at once just how much I love you, 841 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:27,077 and how much I really do believe in your future. 842 00:37:27,111 --> 00:37:29,246 Sorry, how long have you been showing the house? 843 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,949 - About two months. - That's why it's so clean. 844 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,450 Yeah. 845 00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:35,702 I mean, you were gonna do this without me? 846 00:37:35,736 --> 00:37:39,072 Well, you-- you bought the house without telling me, 847 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:42,542 so I thought I could sell it without telling you. 848 00:37:42,576 --> 00:37:45,462 Oh... okay. 849 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:47,097 Where would we go? 850 00:37:47,131 --> 00:37:50,934 Austin? Maybe. 851 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:52,886 I promise you... 852 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,554 you don't have to do this for me. 853 00:37:54,588 --> 00:37:56,589 I'm doing it for us. 854 00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:58,558 - Okay. - The last-- 855 00:37:58,592 --> 00:38:00,394 - We'll take it. - Hold on one second. 856 00:38:00,428 --> 00:38:02,813 The last few months have meant the world to me. 857 00:38:02,864 --> 00:38:04,314 - And all I care about-- - Hold on a second. 858 00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:05,732 Wait, what did you just say? 859 00:38:05,766 --> 00:38:08,485 We wanna buy your house. 860 00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:14,908 - You wanna do this? - I wanna do this. 861 00:38:14,942 --> 00:38:17,661 - You really wanna do this? - I really wanna do this! 862 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:22,799 Oh, my God. 863 00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:27,087 Hey, Darryl. 864 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,624 What? 865 00:38:32,793 --> 00:38:33,977 Yeah. 866 00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:35,262 All right! 867 00:38:35,296 --> 00:38:38,181 We're so excited. 868 00:38:38,232 --> 00:38:39,599 Cool. 869 00:38:39,633 --> 00:38:41,301 Oh, that's for PBS executives only. 870 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:44,271 I had to pledge $50 to my local PBS station 871 00:38:44,305 --> 00:38:47,607 just to get this. 872 00:38:47,641 --> 00:38:49,192 I think your ideas are fantastic, Oscar. 873 00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:51,111 I'd love to contribute to your campaign. 874 00:38:51,145 --> 00:38:53,813 Thank you, David. 875 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:57,817 Uh, could I please have your attention? 876 00:38:57,835 --> 00:39:01,321 So a year ago, I got my first art commission 877 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:04,157 to paint a mural for Dunder Mifflin. 878 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:07,827 And I decided to paint the history of paper, 879 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,880 which was just some trees and stuff. 880 00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:11,998 And then someone spray painted a bunch of butts on it, 881 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,167 and I had to start from the beginning. 882 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:17,054 But it all worked out for the best, 883 00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:20,474 because I think that I've painted the perfect thing, 884 00:39:20,508 --> 00:39:22,809 which is the history of us. 885 00:39:22,843 --> 00:39:25,011 All of us. 886 00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,980 And this is for you, Jim. 887 00:39:27,014 --> 00:39:29,783 And go ahead! 888 00:39:37,858 --> 00:39:41,411 Everyone, let's take our picture in front of the mural. 889 00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:51,555 Oh, um, I just-- 890 00:39:51,589 --> 00:39:53,090 I kind of meant just everybody from the office. 891 00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:01,214 Very nice. 892 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:04,217 Just a couple dozen more. 893 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,886 Smiles, everybody, smiles. 894 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:10,557 All right, that's great. I got enough. 895 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:12,909 Thank you, everybody. 896 00:40:16,730 --> 00:40:18,582 - Let's go outside. - Okay. 897 00:40:25,236 --> 00:40:27,236 Okay, I need a drink. 898 00:40:27,237 --> 00:40:29,289 Yeah, we all need a drink. 899 00:40:29,340 --> 00:40:31,291 What the-- 900 00:40:31,342 --> 00:40:34,544 there's only dandelion tea and raisins in here. 901 00:40:34,578 --> 00:40:36,629 Hey... bottom drawer. 902 00:40:38,265 --> 00:40:40,583 Yes! 903 00:40:43,521 --> 00:40:44,721 - Oh, so... - Mm-hmm. 904 00:40:44,755 --> 00:40:47,140 Right. 905 00:40:51,979 --> 00:40:54,614 Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam. 906 00:40:54,648 --> 00:40:56,149 Oh, I'm sorry. 907 00:40:56,200 --> 00:41:00,603 Jim Halpert doesn't work here anymore. 908 00:41:03,124 --> 00:41:05,959 I didn't watch the whole documentary. 909 00:41:05,993 --> 00:41:07,911 After a few episodes, it was too painful. 910 00:41:07,945 --> 00:41:10,630 I kept wanting to scream at Pam. 911 00:41:10,664 --> 00:41:14,083 It took me so long to do so many important things. 912 00:41:14,117 --> 00:41:16,836 It's just hard to accept that I spent so many years 913 00:41:16,887 --> 00:41:18,838 being less happy than I could've been. 914 00:41:18,889 --> 00:41:22,759 Jim was 5 feet from my desk, 915 00:41:22,793 --> 00:41:24,978 and it took me four years to get to him. 916 00:41:25,012 --> 00:41:27,430 It'd be great if people saw this documentary 917 00:41:27,464 --> 00:41:29,432 and learned from my mistakes. 918 00:41:29,466 --> 00:41:32,769 Not that I'm a tragic person. I'm really happy now. 919 00:41:32,803 --> 00:41:35,188 But... 920 00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:38,041 it would just-- just make my heart soar 921 00:41:38,075 --> 00:41:40,426 if someone out there saw this 922 00:41:40,461 --> 00:41:42,712 and she said to herself, 923 00:41:42,746 --> 00:41:44,280 "Be strong. 924 00:41:44,314 --> 00:41:46,449 Trust yourself, love yourself. 925 00:41:46,483 --> 00:41:48,317 Conquer your fears. 926 00:41:48,335 --> 00:41:50,670 Just go after what you want. 927 00:41:50,704 --> 00:41:55,175 And act fast, because life just isn't that long." 928 00:41:55,209 --> 00:41:57,827 If there is one thing that I have learned 929 00:41:57,862 --> 00:42:00,363 through this whole experience... 930 00:42:00,397 --> 00:42:01,998 it's that... 931 00:42:02,016 --> 00:42:06,168 if you film anybody long enough, 932 00:42:06,187 --> 00:42:09,839 they're going to do something stupid. 933 00:42:09,857 --> 00:42:14,343 It's only human natural. 934 00:42:14,361 --> 00:42:15,511 Hey, guys. 935 00:42:15,529 --> 00:42:18,698 - Hi. - Hey! 936 00:42:18,732 --> 00:42:20,400 What about the honeymoon? 937 00:42:20,451 --> 00:42:22,318 Oh, the honeymoon can wait till tomorrow. 938 00:42:22,352 --> 00:42:23,903 We wanted to hang out with you guys. 939 00:42:23,954 --> 00:42:26,990 I mean, when are we all going to be here together again? 940 00:42:27,024 --> 00:42:28,708 Aw. 941 00:42:28,742 --> 00:42:30,376 J, P, and D. The three amigos. 942 00:42:30,411 --> 00:42:31,694 Ah, it warms my heart. 943 00:42:31,712 --> 00:42:33,046 Hey, what do you say, 944 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,530 when I get back from our honeymoon, 945 00:42:34,548 --> 00:42:36,049 the three of us have a conference room meeting 946 00:42:36,083 --> 00:42:38,534 just for fun? 947 00:42:38,552 --> 00:42:41,203 What is that meaningful look? 948 00:42:41,222 --> 00:42:44,173 You know what? Maybe we should talk. 949 00:42:44,207 --> 00:42:47,260 Hey, come here. You guys need to see this. 950 00:42:47,311 --> 00:42:48,728 What is it? 951 00:42:48,762 --> 00:42:50,346 You're probably sitting there wondering 952 00:42:50,380 --> 00:42:54,017 what will be your mark, what will you be known for? 953 00:42:54,051 --> 00:42:55,902 It might surprise you to learn-- 954 00:42:55,936 --> 00:42:58,571 - I finally feel ready. Athlead is growing. 955 00:42:58,606 --> 00:43:00,106 Athleap. 956 00:43:00,157 --> 00:43:02,224 And Jim can jump back in without skipping a beat. 957 00:43:02,243 --> 00:43:04,043 We'll come back to visit. 958 00:43:04,078 --> 00:43:06,246 But I think it's time for us to officially-- 959 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,897 No, don't say it. You're fired! 960 00:43:07,915 --> 00:43:09,249 - You're both fired! - Dwight, come on. 961 00:43:09,283 --> 00:43:10,900 Don't end on a bad note. 962 00:43:10,935 --> 00:43:12,585 Don't be an idiot. It's for the severance. 963 00:43:12,620 --> 00:43:14,236 The best that I can do 964 00:43:14,255 --> 00:43:15,622 is one month for every year you've been here. 965 00:43:15,673 --> 00:43:18,074 That's the Max. 966 00:43:18,092 --> 00:43:20,242 Thanks, Dwight. 967 00:43:20,261 --> 00:43:23,079 Hey, and if you're ever in Austin-- 968 00:43:23,097 --> 00:43:24,931 Whoa. Right. For what, the art? 969 00:43:24,965 --> 00:43:27,300 The music? The incredible nightlife? 970 00:43:27,351 --> 00:43:28,751 No, thank you. 971 00:43:28,769 --> 00:43:30,252 But if you're ever in the area, 972 00:43:30,271 --> 00:43:32,105 you'll always have a place to stay. 973 00:43:32,139 --> 00:43:33,589 In my barn. 974 00:43:33,607 --> 00:43:35,558 There it is. 975 00:43:35,592 --> 00:43:37,810 Do I get along with my co-workers? 976 00:43:37,861 --> 00:43:40,663 Well, first of all, I don't have co-workers anymore. 977 00:43:40,698 --> 00:43:42,215 I have subordinates. 978 00:43:42,249 --> 00:43:43,733 So... 979 00:43:43,767 --> 00:43:45,568 have I gotten along with my subordinates? 980 00:43:45,602 --> 00:43:47,487 Let's see. 981 00:43:47,538 --> 00:43:50,106 My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, 982 00:43:50,124 --> 00:43:52,325 is the only person I know who knows how to properly head bang 983 00:43:52,376 --> 00:43:55,277 to motorhead. 984 00:43:55,296 --> 00:43:59,248 Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son. 985 00:43:59,282 --> 00:44:01,167 Angela Schrute, my former accountant, 986 00:44:01,218 --> 00:44:03,469 is now my wife. 987 00:44:03,504 --> 00:44:05,588 My top salesman Jim Halpert was best man at my wedding. 988 00:44:05,622 --> 00:44:08,808 And office administrator Pamela Beesly Halpert 989 00:44:08,842 --> 00:44:10,426 is my best friend. 990 00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:11,761 So... 991 00:44:11,795 --> 00:44:13,496 yes. 992 00:44:13,530 --> 00:44:16,966 I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates. 993 00:44:17,001 --> 00:44:19,352 You might feel sorry for me. 994 00:44:19,403 --> 00:44:21,604 But I actually feel sorry for you. 995 00:44:21,638 --> 00:44:24,306 Because you're about to leave Cornell. 996 00:44:24,325 --> 00:44:25,775 So say it with me. 997 00:44:25,809 --> 00:44:29,612 Oh, I can so just sit here and cry. 998 00:44:30,647 --> 00:44:33,449 Oh, yes! 999 00:44:33,483 --> 00:44:35,818 You did good. Real good. 1000 00:44:35,836 --> 00:44:38,004 Thanks, dad-- Darryl. 1001 00:44:38,038 --> 00:44:41,824 I spent so much of my time here at Dunder Mifflin 1002 00:44:41,842 --> 00:44:43,376 thinking about my old pals, 1003 00:44:43,427 --> 00:44:45,327 my college a cappella group. 1004 00:44:45,346 --> 00:44:47,964 The weird thing is... 1005 00:44:47,998 --> 00:44:49,966 now, I'm exactly where I wanna be. 1006 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,403 I got my dream job at Cornell, 1007 00:44:53,437 --> 00:44:56,505 and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. 1008 00:44:56,523 --> 00:45:00,009 Only now they're the ones I made here. 1009 00:45:00,027 --> 00:45:04,480 I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days 1010 00:45:04,514 --> 00:45:07,516 before you've actually left them. 1011 00:45:10,621 --> 00:45:13,873 Someone should write a song about that. 1012 00:45:13,907 --> 00:45:18,578 You take something ordinary, like a piece of paper. 1013 00:45:18,629 --> 00:45:20,747 It's not much. 1014 00:45:20,798 --> 00:45:23,833 But if you see it 1015 00:45:23,867 --> 00:45:27,036 in the right way-- 1016 00:45:27,054 --> 00:45:31,373 and that's what you did with this documentary. 1017 00:45:31,392 --> 00:45:33,342 But seriously, you made a nine-year documentary, 1018 00:45:33,376 --> 00:45:36,345 and you couldn't once show me doing my origami. 1019 00:45:42,069 --> 00:45:45,738 Uh-- ohh! 1020 00:45:57,384 --> 00:46:02,789 ♪ I saw a friend today, it had been a while ♪ 1021 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:06,759 ♪ and we forgot each other's names ♪ 1022 00:46:06,794 --> 00:46:12,031 ♪ but it didn't matter 'cause deep inside ♪ 1023 00:46:12,065 --> 00:46:16,719 ♪ the feeling still remained the same ♪ 1024 00:46:16,753 --> 00:46:18,788 Imagine going back and watching a tape 1025 00:46:18,822 --> 00:46:20,723 of your life. 1026 00:46:20,757 --> 00:46:23,092 You could see yourself... 1027 00:46:23,110 --> 00:46:27,429 change and make mistakes... 1028 00:46:27,448 --> 00:46:29,765 and grow up. 1029 00:46:29,783 --> 00:46:33,736 You could watch yourself fall in love, 1030 00:46:33,770 --> 00:46:36,155 watch yourself become a husband... 1031 00:46:36,206 --> 00:46:39,826 become a father. 1032 00:46:39,877 --> 00:46:43,129 You guys gave that to me. 1033 00:46:43,163 --> 00:46:48,117 And that's an amazing gift. 1034 00:46:48,152 --> 00:46:52,805 Hey, Jim, remember Flonkerton when you did Office Olympics? 1035 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:54,790 - It was awesome. - Thanks, Phyl. 1036 00:46:54,808 --> 00:46:56,642 I still have my medal from that. 1037 00:46:56,677 --> 00:46:58,311 Do you even have a mattress? 1038 00:46:58,345 --> 00:47:01,814 No, but I still have my medal from that. 1039 00:47:05,468 --> 00:47:07,653 Oscar. 1040 00:47:07,688 --> 00:47:10,273 Oscar. 1041 00:47:10,307 --> 00:47:13,943 I think I'm gay. 1042 00:47:13,977 --> 00:47:16,279 Why do you say that? 1043 00:47:16,313 --> 00:47:19,165 It's just that I'm so emotional. 1044 00:47:19,199 --> 00:47:21,367 Yeah, but you're not gay. You're not gay. 1045 00:47:21,418 --> 00:47:25,121 - No, but maybe the reason-- - You're not gay. 1046 00:47:25,155 --> 00:47:29,825 ♪ And all the faces that I know ♪ 1047 00:47:29,843 --> 00:47:34,330 ♪ have that same familiar glow ♪ 1048 00:47:34,348 --> 00:47:38,017 ♪ I think I must have known them somewhere once before ♪ 1049 00:47:38,051 --> 00:47:40,019 How did you do it? 1050 00:47:40,053 --> 00:47:42,355 How did you capture what it was really like? 1051 00:47:42,389 --> 00:47:45,525 How we felt and how we made each other laugh 1052 00:47:45,559 --> 00:47:47,643 and how we got through the day? 1053 00:47:47,677 --> 00:47:49,529 How did you do it? 1054 00:47:49,563 --> 00:47:51,747 Also, how do cameras work? 1055 00:47:51,782 --> 00:47:53,649 Every day when I came into work, 1056 00:47:53,683 --> 00:47:56,536 all I wanted to do was leave. 1057 00:47:56,570 --> 00:47:59,688 So why in the world does it feel so hard to leave right now? 1058 00:47:59,706 --> 00:48:02,241 It all seems so very arbitrary. 1059 00:48:02,292 --> 00:48:04,994 I applied for a job at this company 1060 00:48:05,028 --> 00:48:06,862 because they were hiring. 1061 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:08,714 I took a desk at the back 1062 00:48:08,749 --> 00:48:10,499 because it was empty. 1063 00:48:10,533 --> 00:48:12,552 But... 1064 00:48:12,586 --> 00:48:16,055 no matter how you get there or where you end up, 1065 00:48:16,089 --> 00:48:19,008 human beings have this miraculous gift 1066 00:48:19,042 --> 00:48:22,544 to make that place home. 1067 00:48:29,987 --> 00:48:32,238 Let's do this. 1068 00:48:33,907 --> 00:48:36,359 I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share 1069 00:48:36,393 --> 00:48:38,728 my crummy story with anyone out there 1070 00:48:38,762 --> 00:48:40,396 who thinks they're the only one 1071 00:48:40,414 --> 00:48:42,915 to take a dump in a paper shredder. 1072 00:48:42,950 --> 00:48:45,184 You're not alone, sister. 1073 00:48:45,218 --> 00:48:47,086 Let's get a beer sometime. 1074 00:48:52,593 --> 00:48:54,927 I'm happy that this was all filmed, 1075 00:48:54,962 --> 00:48:57,964 so I can remember everyone and what we did. 1076 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:01,467 I worked for a paper company all these years, 1077 00:49:01,518 --> 00:49:05,438 and I never wrote anything down. 1078 00:49:05,472 --> 00:49:07,423 That was so much fun. 1079 00:49:08,525 --> 00:49:09,976 Bye, Kev! 1080 00:49:10,027 --> 00:49:12,094 I sold paper this company for 12 years. 1081 00:49:12,112 --> 00:49:14,596 My job was to speak to clients on the phone 1082 00:49:14,615 --> 00:49:17,783 about quantities and types of copier paper. 1083 00:49:17,818 --> 00:49:21,821 Even if I didn't love every minute of it, 1084 00:49:21,872 --> 00:49:27,460 everything I have, I owe to this job. 1085 00:49:27,494 --> 00:49:29,745 This stupid... 1086 00:49:29,779 --> 00:49:32,281 wonderful... 1087 00:49:32,299 --> 00:49:34,467 boring... 1088 00:49:34,501 --> 00:49:37,336 amazing job. 1089 00:49:37,387 --> 00:49:40,973 I thought it was weird when you picked us 1090 00:49:41,008 --> 00:49:43,342 to make a documentary. 1091 00:49:43,377 --> 00:49:46,312 But all in all... 1092 00:49:46,346 --> 00:49:49,598 I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin 1093 00:49:49,633 --> 00:49:53,802 was a great subject for a documentary. 1094 00:49:53,820 --> 00:49:57,639 There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. 1095 00:49:57,658 --> 00:50:00,660 Isn't that kind of the point? 1096 00:50:06,822 --> 00:50:08,890 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 1097 00:50:09,390 --> 00:50:12,449 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player