1 00:01:59,914 --> 00:02:00,956 Mr. Soprano? 2 00:02:14,345 --> 00:02:15,721 Have a seat. 3 00:02:45,543 --> 00:02:49,046 My understanding from Dr. Cusamano, your physician... 4 00:02:49,255 --> 00:02:50,964 ...is that you collapsed. 5 00:02:51,341 --> 00:02:54,927 Possibly a panic attack? You were unable to breathe? 6 00:02:55,136 --> 00:02:58,055 They said it was a panic attack. 7 00:02:58,681 --> 00:03:01,683 The blood and neurological work came back negative. 8 00:03:03,561 --> 00:03:05,270 And they sent me here. 9 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,564 You don't agree that you had a panic attack? 10 00:03:11,069 --> 00:03:12,945 How are you feeling now? 11 00:03:13,154 --> 00:03:14,196 Good. 12 00:03:14,614 --> 00:03:17,074 Fine. Back at work. 13 00:03:18,910 --> 00:03:20,619 What line of work are you in? 14 00:03:20,870 --> 00:03:23,080 Waste management consultant. 15 00:03:30,046 --> 00:03:33,298 It's impossible for me to talk to a psychiatrist. 16 00:03:34,134 --> 00:03:37,886 Any thoughts at all on why you blacked out? 17 00:03:39,848 --> 00:03:42,683 I don't know. Stress, maybe. 18 00:03:44,435 --> 00:03:45,644 About what? 19 00:03:53,403 --> 00:03:54,778 I don't know. 20 00:03:55,864 --> 00:03:58,866 The morning I got sick, I'd been thinking. 21 00:04:01,286 --> 00:04:03,996 It's good to be in something from the ground floor. 22 00:04:04,247 --> 00:04:07,332 And I came too late for that, I know. 23 00:04:07,584 --> 00:04:11,628 But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. 24 00:04:11,838 --> 00:04:13,255 The best is over. 25 00:04:13,506 --> 00:04:16,675 Many Americans, I think, feel that way. 26 00:04:17,969 --> 00:04:19,428 I think about my father. 27 00:04:19,679 --> 00:04:22,097 He never reached the heights like me. 28 00:04:22,348 --> 00:04:24,224 In a lot of ways he had it better. 29 00:04:24,475 --> 00:04:28,770 He had his people, they had their standards, they had pride. 30 00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:30,647 Today, what do we got? 31 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:40,032 Did you have these feelings of loss more acutely before you collapsed? 32 00:04:41,451 --> 00:04:42,951 I don't know. 33 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:04,139 A couple months before, these two ducks landed in my pool. 34 00:05:04,349 --> 00:05:08,435 It was amazing. They're from Canada, and it was mating season. 35 00:05:09,437 --> 00:05:11,521 They had some ducklings. 36 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,830 My daughter's friend was there to drive her to school. 37 00:05:29,332 --> 00:05:33,418 -Meadow, your father with those ducks. -The yard smells like duck poo. 38 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:36,672 You gotta have more than just juice for breakfast. 39 00:05:36,923 --> 00:05:41,134 You need brain food for school. Happy birthday, handsome. 40 00:05:41,636 --> 00:05:43,679 -Thirteen. -He doesn't act it. 41 00:05:43,888 --> 00:05:47,641 The male and female duck made a home in your pool and did it? 42 00:05:53,606 --> 00:05:56,024 -Get out of here with that fat. -One bite. 43 00:05:56,234 --> 00:05:57,943 How do you stay skinny, Mrs. Soprano? 44 00:06:01,197 --> 00:06:03,782 Him, with those ducks. 45 00:06:03,992 --> 00:06:07,953 If you don't like that ramp, I'll build another. Maybe it's the wood. 46 00:06:17,672 --> 00:06:19,506 Look, they're trying to fly. 47 00:06:21,384 --> 00:06:24,052 -National Geographic, Dad. -Yeah, super. 48 00:06:24,262 --> 00:06:27,014 -You showed us yesterday. -This is great! 49 00:06:27,515 --> 00:06:31,643 Now my wife feels this friend is a bad influence. 50 00:06:31,853 --> 00:06:34,980 It's so cool you're coming to Aspen with my family at Christmas. 51 00:06:35,231 --> 00:06:39,735 Last year I saw Skeet Ulrich, as close as from where you're sitting. 52 00:06:39,944 --> 00:06:41,862 Miss Meadow, we made a deal. 53 00:06:42,113 --> 00:06:46,658 Keep your grades up and your curfew until Christmas, then you get to go. 54 00:06:46,909 --> 00:06:49,619 -I know that. -Good morning. 55 00:06:49,829 --> 00:06:52,247 -Hey, Mr. Soprano. -We're late, Dad. 56 00:06:52,498 --> 00:06:54,750 -Happy birthday. -Thanks, Dad. 57 00:07:01,466 --> 00:07:06,011 You're gonna be home tonight for Anthony Jr.'s birthday party, right? 58 00:07:08,389 --> 00:07:10,182 Birdman, hello! 59 00:07:10,391 --> 00:07:13,101 Yeah, yeah. I'll get home early from work. 60 00:07:13,603 --> 00:07:16,021 I'm not talking about work. 61 00:07:19,275 --> 00:07:21,735 This won't work. I can't talk about my personal life. 62 00:07:22,028 --> 00:07:24,863 Finish telling me about the day you collapsed. 63 00:07:28,618 --> 00:07:32,496 I drove to work with my nephew. He's learning the business. 64 00:07:32,705 --> 00:07:35,207 He's an example of what I was talking about before. 65 00:07:35,416 --> 00:07:39,795 Did you call Triborough Towers about the hauling contract? 66 00:07:40,296 --> 00:07:43,757 I got home too late. I didn't want to wake the man up. 67 00:07:45,176 --> 00:07:48,595 Did you get up early and call? He's always in his office by 6. 68 00:07:48,846 --> 00:07:52,724 I was nauseous. My mother told me I shouldn't even come in today. 69 00:07:53,142 --> 00:07:56,895 Bear in mind, this is a kid who just bought himself a $60,000 Lexus. 70 00:08:03,778 --> 00:08:05,862 -There's that guy Mahaffey. -Get out. 71 00:08:06,072 --> 00:08:08,573 Right there. Next to the boo-boo in pink. 72 00:08:10,076 --> 00:08:11,284 Back up. 73 00:08:22,088 --> 00:08:26,758 My friend Mahaffey pulling his taffy. Hello. 74 00:08:26,968 --> 00:08:28,677 We saw this guy. 75 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:31,054 There was an outstanding loan. 76 00:08:31,264 --> 00:08:32,472 One second. 77 00:08:34,350 --> 00:08:36,935 I don't know where this story is going. 78 00:08:38,062 --> 00:08:42,399 But there are a few ethical ground rules we should get out of the way. 79 00:08:43,985 --> 00:08:46,153 What you tell me here... 80 00:08:46,404 --> 00:08:49,656 ...falls under doctor/patient confidentiality. 81 00:08:49,866 --> 00:08:51,450 Except if I was.... 82 00:08:53,369 --> 00:08:56,746 If I was to hear, let's say, a murder was to take place-- 83 00:08:56,956 --> 00:08:58,999 Not that it would, but if. 84 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:03,170 If a patient tells me a story where someone's going to get hurt... 85 00:09:03,588 --> 00:09:06,339 ...I'm supposed to go to the authorities. 86 00:09:07,550 --> 00:09:08,842 Technically. 87 00:09:13,014 --> 00:09:15,140 You said you were in waste management. 88 00:09:15,933 --> 00:09:17,017 The environment. 89 00:09:17,226 --> 00:09:20,061 Dr. Cusamano, besides being your family physician... 90 00:09:20,271 --> 00:09:22,856 ...is also your next-door neighbor. 91 00:09:23,065 --> 00:09:24,483 See what I'm saying? 92 00:09:24,734 --> 00:09:28,069 I don't know what happened with this fellow, I'm.... 93 00:09:28,279 --> 00:09:30,113 I'm just saying. 94 00:09:31,991 --> 00:09:33,241 Nothing. 95 00:09:33,951 --> 00:09:35,535 We had coffee. 96 00:09:36,579 --> 00:09:37,662 Alex! 97 00:09:37,872 --> 00:09:39,164 Help! 98 00:09:45,671 --> 00:09:47,881 Security! Help! 99 00:09:48,090 --> 00:09:49,799 Oh, shit. 100 00:10:09,529 --> 00:10:10,570 Asshole! 101 00:10:15,034 --> 00:10:16,076 Tony! 102 00:10:16,661 --> 00:10:17,702 Wait up! 103 00:10:24,085 --> 00:10:25,794 Security! 104 00:10:50,945 --> 00:10:51,945 You all right? 105 00:10:52,154 --> 00:10:54,614 My leg is broken. The bone's coming through. 106 00:10:54,865 --> 00:10:55,907 Let me see. 107 00:10:56,117 --> 00:10:59,661 I'll give you a fucking bone, you prick! Where's my fucking money? 108 00:11:00,705 --> 00:11:02,080 So you had coffee. 109 00:11:02,582 --> 00:11:03,748 Right. 110 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,668 You son of a bitch, motherfucker. 111 00:11:10,673 --> 00:11:15,468 -What are you doing? Get over here! -That's $3000 here. $3000. 112 00:11:15,678 --> 00:11:16,720 Go ahead. 113 00:11:20,057 --> 00:11:21,516 Where's the fucking money? 114 00:11:21,767 --> 00:11:23,143 I'll get the money! 115 00:11:23,394 --> 00:11:24,644 I know you will. 116 00:11:24,895 --> 00:11:28,148 You should get a cork in your mouth because you say I'm nothing... 117 00:11:28,399 --> 00:11:31,109 ...compared to the people who used to run things. Prick. 118 00:11:32,111 --> 00:11:33,153 I'm nothing. 119 00:11:39,452 --> 00:11:40,660 Shut up. 120 00:11:41,996 --> 00:11:43,830 What are you crying about? HMO. You're covered. 121 00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:46,916 You prick. 122 00:11:48,794 --> 00:11:51,004 Degenerate fucking gambler. 123 00:11:52,381 --> 00:11:54,424 -Go on. -Next, I had a meeting. 124 00:11:54,717 --> 00:11:58,261 I was called in to consult by a garbage-hauling company I represent. 125 00:11:58,596 --> 00:12:00,513 What's the story with Triborough Towers? 126 00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:05,518 The manager wants the contract with Dick, but this Kolar Sanitation.... 127 00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:07,646 Another nationwide company. 128 00:12:07,855 --> 00:12:11,650 The Kolar brothers. Czechoslovakian immigrants or some shit. 129 00:12:11,901 --> 00:12:14,903 These Polacks will haul paper, plastic and aluminum... 130 00:12:15,112 --> 00:12:16,780 ...for 7000 a month less than Dick. 131 00:12:17,406 --> 00:12:19,658 They pay us 40 times the monthly for stealing a stop. 132 00:12:19,867 --> 00:12:21,451 That's the thing. They won't. 133 00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:26,164 Says if he can tell the commie bosses in Czechoslovakia to fuck off... 134 00:12:26,415 --> 00:12:28,208 ...he can fucking tell us. 135 00:12:28,918 --> 00:12:30,960 -I give up. -Fucking garbage business. 136 00:12:31,212 --> 00:12:33,421 Yeah, I know. It's all changing. 137 00:12:33,673 --> 00:12:35,340 Let me see what I can do. 138 00:12:36,175 --> 00:12:38,218 Sure? You over your stomachache? 139 00:12:38,427 --> 00:12:40,387 -Oh, yeah. -Good. 140 00:12:41,806 --> 00:12:43,264 What are you doing here? 141 00:12:43,516 --> 00:12:46,601 Gabriella sends me down here for the capocollo. 142 00:12:46,811 --> 00:12:49,270 Hey, T, let me ask you something. 143 00:12:49,522 --> 00:12:52,816 Didn't you used to go to school with Artie Bucco? 144 00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:55,944 A situation came up. It involves my uncle. 145 00:12:56,737 --> 00:12:58,321 I can't go into details. 146 00:12:58,531 --> 00:12:59,531 That's fine. 147 00:12:59,782 --> 00:13:03,910 But I will say this. My uncle adds to my general stress level. 148 00:13:04,578 --> 00:13:06,579 It's none of my business... 149 00:13:07,081 --> 00:13:09,666 ...but down at the club, the word is... 150 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:12,919 ...your Uncle Junior is gonna whack Pussy Malanga. 151 00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:18,758 He's gonna do it at Artie Bucco's restaurant. 152 00:13:29,145 --> 00:13:31,354 Hey, boys. How are you? 153 00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:34,941 Don't move. 154 00:13:35,151 --> 00:13:36,776 Uncle Junior, how you doing? 155 00:13:38,195 --> 00:13:39,821 Hey, good to see you. 156 00:13:40,072 --> 00:13:41,614 Hi there, Chris. 157 00:13:41,866 --> 00:13:45,952 I was talking about you. It's Anthony Jr.'s birthday tonight, right? 158 00:13:46,162 --> 00:13:50,749 Don't buy him anything big, we overindulge him. Okay? 159 00:13:54,086 --> 00:13:56,379 -Artie, how's your rash? -It's itchy. 160 00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:57,672 Come here. 161 00:13:58,674 --> 00:14:01,885 -Good to see you. You'll come over? -Yeah, have a seat. 162 00:14:06,056 --> 00:14:09,017 You know what it means, one of these mutts gets wet in here? 163 00:14:09,935 --> 00:14:11,436 It'll ruin his business. 164 00:14:11,645 --> 00:14:13,897 You better sit down with your uncle. 165 00:14:17,318 --> 00:14:19,527 Uncle Junior's my father's brother. 166 00:14:19,779 --> 00:14:22,572 A good guy, just getting old, cranky. 167 00:14:24,492 --> 00:14:27,452 He used to take me to Yankee games when I was a kid. 168 00:14:28,162 --> 00:14:29,454 I love my uncle. 169 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,458 At the same time, when I was young... 170 00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:37,462 ...he told my girl cousins I would never be a varsity athlete. 171 00:14:37,671 --> 00:14:40,590 Frankly, that was a tremendous blow to my self-esteem. 172 00:15:04,156 --> 00:15:05,240 Who's there? 173 00:15:05,491 --> 00:15:06,658 It's me, Ma. 174 00:15:07,952 --> 00:15:09,369 Who are you? 175 00:15:10,412 --> 00:15:11,871 Ma, open the door. 176 00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:18,962 -Anthony? -Yeah, it's me. Open the door. 177 00:15:23,759 --> 00:15:25,426 Hi, how are you? 178 00:15:27,555 --> 00:15:29,514 Jeez, Ma. Get some air in here. 179 00:15:30,432 --> 00:15:32,267 Did you lock the door? 180 00:15:32,476 --> 00:15:35,854 -Yeah, I did. -Somebody called here last night. 181 00:15:36,105 --> 00:15:38,273 -After dark. -Who? 182 00:15:38,524 --> 00:15:41,109 You think I'd answer? It was dark out. 183 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,194 Ma, I'll never understand that. 184 00:15:43,404 --> 00:15:45,697 The phone is auditory. Dark is an eye thing. 185 00:15:45,948 --> 00:15:49,325 I could understand not going out. You could get jumped. 186 00:15:49,577 --> 00:15:50,702 But the phone? 187 00:15:50,953 --> 00:15:55,665 Listen to him, he knows everything. You want some lunch? I got eggplant. 188 00:15:55,916 --> 00:15:59,127 No, no, I just ate. Know who I just ran into? 189 00:15:59,295 --> 00:16:00,295 Uncle Jun. 190 00:16:00,546 --> 00:16:05,466 Oh, that one. You think he ever comes to see his sister-in-law? 191 00:16:06,385 --> 00:16:07,969 Remember Artie Bucco? 192 00:16:08,262 --> 00:16:10,263 Kid I went to elementary school with? 193 00:16:10,472 --> 00:16:14,017 Oh, yeah, I still see his mother. 194 00:16:15,352 --> 00:16:17,312 She tells me... 195 00:16:17,521 --> 00:16:20,857 ...he calls her every day. 196 00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:24,444 Well, Uncle Junior's gonna make a problem for Artie. 197 00:16:24,695 --> 00:16:26,029 Could affect his livelihood. 198 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:29,032 -What's that? -CD player. 199 00:16:29,783 --> 00:16:31,159 For who? 200 00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:32,619 For me? 201 00:16:32,828 --> 00:16:34,871 -I don't want it. -You don't want it. 202 00:16:35,122 --> 00:16:39,083 You love music, all the old stuff's on CD. Your favorites. 203 00:16:39,335 --> 00:16:41,461 "Pajama Game," Connie Francis. 204 00:16:41,712 --> 00:16:42,754 Here. 205 00:16:46,592 --> 00:16:47,634 Come on. 206 00:16:47,843 --> 00:16:49,928 Move around a bit. It's good for you. 207 00:16:52,598 --> 00:16:55,934 -Come on. Come on. -Stop it. 208 00:16:57,645 --> 00:17:01,689 You need to occupy your mind. When Dad died, you were gonna do things. 209 00:17:01,899 --> 00:17:05,777 -He was a saint. -I know he was. But he's gone. 210 00:17:06,028 --> 00:17:08,905 You were gonna travel, volunteer. You've done nothing. 211 00:17:09,114 --> 00:17:12,158 Stop telling me how to live my life. Just shut up. 212 00:17:12,993 --> 00:17:14,160 I just worry-- 213 00:17:14,370 --> 00:17:17,288 And don't start with that nursing home business again. 214 00:17:17,498 --> 00:17:21,376 It's not a nursing home, it's a retirement community! 215 00:17:21,627 --> 00:17:25,254 You interact with seniors your own age, go places, do things! 216 00:17:25,464 --> 00:17:27,882 I've seen women in nursing homes... 217 00:17:28,092 --> 00:17:30,802 ...in these wheelchairs, babbling like idiots! 218 00:17:31,053 --> 00:17:32,804 Here, eat your eggplant. 219 00:17:33,013 --> 00:17:35,181 I told you, I already ate lunch. 220 00:17:38,894 --> 00:17:40,144 All right, listen. 221 00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:44,107 You just speak to Uncle Junior about Artie, okay? 222 00:17:44,358 --> 00:17:46,150 He respects you. He'll listen to you. 223 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:51,197 If your uncle has business with Arthur, he knows what he's doing. 224 00:17:54,743 --> 00:17:55,785 And I don't? 225 00:17:57,913 --> 00:18:00,581 Well, all I know is... 226 00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:03,751 ...daughters are better at taking care of their mothers than sons. 227 00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:06,838 Yeah, and I bought CDs for a broken record. 228 00:18:11,844 --> 00:18:15,430 I expect to see you at Anthony Jr.'s party with your baked ziti. 229 00:18:15,681 --> 00:18:18,641 Only if I'm picked up and I'm brought back home. 230 00:18:18,892 --> 00:18:22,270 I don't drive when they're predicting rain. 231 00:18:22,563 --> 00:18:24,814 You're healthy. It's good for you to drive. 232 00:18:25,065 --> 00:18:27,275 Use it or lose it. I gotta go to work. 233 00:18:27,735 --> 00:18:28,901 Sure... 234 00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:30,862 ...run off! 235 00:18:33,282 --> 00:18:35,533 And that night was my son's birthday party. 236 00:18:35,743 --> 00:18:38,536 My wife invites the priest. He's always at the house. 237 00:18:38,746 --> 00:18:39,996 -Hey, Tony. -How you doing? 238 00:18:40,205 --> 00:18:42,623 -You like crème anglaise? -You bless it, I'll eat it. 239 00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:43,791 She's not coming. 240 00:18:44,043 --> 00:18:45,835 -Who? -Grandma just called. 241 00:18:46,086 --> 00:18:48,296 She started crying and hung up. 242 00:18:48,505 --> 00:18:51,299 -She needs a purpose. -She's tougher than you think. 243 00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:53,968 So, what? No fucking ziti now? 244 00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,627 At first it felt like... 245 00:19:27,836 --> 00:19:29,796 ...ginger ale in my skull. 246 00:19:40,432 --> 00:19:44,018 -Mom, Daddy just fell! Mom! -Oh, my God. Tony! 247 00:19:47,147 --> 00:19:48,397 Get back! 248 00:19:49,608 --> 00:19:51,734 Daddy! Dad! 249 00:19:52,319 --> 00:19:54,487 Anthony Jr., call 911. 250 00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:11,754 Dr. Cusamano put me in the hospital, gave me every kind of test. 251 00:20:22,474 --> 00:20:23,516 Okay. 252 00:20:28,021 --> 00:20:29,981 Hey! Carm. 253 00:20:33,485 --> 00:20:36,779 -Thought you might want some company. -Yeah. 254 00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:40,324 6:30 in the morning. 255 00:20:42,828 --> 00:20:45,955 -How are the kids? -They're worried about you. 256 00:20:46,999 --> 00:20:50,126 I told Anthony Jr. we'd rain-check his birthday. 257 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,011 Think I got a brain tumor? 258 00:21:00,762 --> 00:21:02,346 Well, we're gonna find out. 259 00:21:02,598 --> 00:21:05,558 What a bedside manner. Very encouraging. 260 00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,435 What, are you gonna not know? 261 00:21:12,107 --> 00:21:14,984 We had some good times. Had some good years. 262 00:21:15,235 --> 00:21:17,153 Here he goes with the nostalgia. 263 00:21:17,362 --> 00:21:19,197 No marriage is perfect. 264 00:21:19,406 --> 00:21:21,240 Having that goomar on the side helps. 265 00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:25,077 I'm not seeing her anymore. What about that priest? 266 00:21:25,287 --> 00:21:26,662 Don't even go there. 267 00:21:26,914 --> 00:21:30,625 Father is a spiritual mentor. He's making me a better Catholic! 268 00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:33,544 Well, we all got different needs. 269 00:21:33,795 --> 00:21:37,548 What's different between us is, you're going to hell when you die. 270 00:21:56,235 --> 00:22:00,655 My nephew, Christopher, was handling the garbage contract problem. 271 00:22:00,864 --> 00:22:03,741 But on this I will also not go into detail. 272 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,510 Emil Kolar. 273 00:22:22,970 --> 00:22:24,720 Chris Moltisanti. 274 00:22:25,639 --> 00:22:28,557 Hey, in Czech Republic too, we love pork. 275 00:22:28,934 --> 00:22:30,685 You ever have our sausages? 276 00:22:30,936 --> 00:22:35,439 No, no. I thought the only sausages they had was Italian and Jimmy Dean's. 277 00:22:35,941 --> 00:22:38,985 See what you learn when you cross cultures and shit? 278 00:22:40,696 --> 00:22:43,155 My Uncle Evzen doesn't know I came. 279 00:22:43,407 --> 00:22:45,783 If we make any progress, I'll tell him. 280 00:22:46,034 --> 00:22:50,037 Hey, we have to make progress, Emil. We gotta stop the madness. 281 00:22:50,247 --> 00:22:53,207 Business is changing, we're the younger generation. 282 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:55,001 We have issues in common. 283 00:22:56,295 --> 00:22:57,753 Emil. 284 00:22:59,089 --> 00:23:02,133 Where'd you go to high school? Was it Poland? 285 00:23:03,468 --> 00:23:04,719 I'm not Polish. 286 00:23:04,970 --> 00:23:07,972 Czechoslovakian, that's a type of Polack, right? 287 00:23:08,223 --> 00:23:11,600 We came here when I was 9. I went to West Essex. 288 00:23:11,852 --> 00:23:14,979 You used to play my cousin Gregory in football, he-- 289 00:23:15,230 --> 00:23:18,274 -Where's the stuff? -Yes, yes, yes. 290 00:23:20,569 --> 00:23:24,447 The reason for the visit. We got it all deployed for you. 291 00:23:25,866 --> 00:23:27,700 Taste the wares, Emil. 292 00:23:28,410 --> 00:23:30,077 Emil. 293 00:23:54,353 --> 00:23:59,273 The doctors kept me hanging about the tests, as doctors will do. 294 00:23:59,649 --> 00:24:03,194 So my uncle and I played a round of golf and had lunch. 295 00:24:03,445 --> 00:24:06,864 You keep mentioning your uncle. What's the problem? 296 00:24:07,532 --> 00:24:08,574 Who do you think you are? 297 00:24:08,825 --> 00:24:11,994 I'm the person who says how things go, that's who. 298 00:24:12,204 --> 00:24:16,082 Artie's dinner business is nice, upscale people from the suburbs. 299 00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:17,666 Don't ruin his life. 300 00:24:17,918 --> 00:24:20,753 Vesuvio is where Pussy feels safe. 301 00:24:20,962 --> 00:24:23,464 He's been eating here all his life. 302 00:24:23,757 --> 00:24:25,549 You kill him someplace else. 303 00:24:25,801 --> 00:24:28,928 You may run North Jersey, but you don't run your uncle! 304 00:24:29,179 --> 00:24:32,640 How many fucking hours did I spend playing catch with you? 305 00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:40,564 Can we focus more on your immediate family? 306 00:24:41,608 --> 00:24:44,527 My wife and daughter were not getting along. 307 00:24:47,322 --> 00:24:50,157 Darn, these laser discs are incredible! 308 00:24:50,867 --> 00:24:55,913 Tony watches Godfather II. He says it looks just like the movie theater. 309 00:24:56,164 --> 00:24:58,499 Gordon Willis. Tony prefers II, not I? 310 00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:01,419 He likes where Vito goes back to Sicily. 311 00:25:01,670 --> 00:25:03,921 With III, he was like, "What happened?" 312 00:25:04,131 --> 00:25:06,424 Where does Tony rank Goodfellas? 313 00:25:08,135 --> 00:25:09,969 What, do you have raccoons? 314 00:25:10,679 --> 00:25:12,847 -Somebody's jimmying a window. -What? 315 00:25:13,056 --> 00:25:16,434 You have all these security lights, who would try and...? 316 00:25:17,352 --> 00:25:20,104 Oh, no. Jeez, Louise! 317 00:25:20,897 --> 00:25:22,148 Hold it! 318 00:25:22,566 --> 00:25:23,774 Meadow. 319 00:25:25,277 --> 00:25:29,447 I noticed the glass rattles every time I walk to the laundry room. 320 00:25:29,656 --> 00:25:31,449 Do we have any putty? 321 00:25:31,658 --> 00:25:33,868 Don't give me that. You snuck out! 322 00:25:34,077 --> 00:25:35,327 What's going on? 323 00:25:35,537 --> 00:25:37,913 You locked my bedroom window so I'd get caught. 324 00:25:38,165 --> 00:25:41,292 Normal people thought you were upstairs doing your homework! 325 00:25:41,543 --> 00:25:45,129 You have become a master of lying and conniving. 326 00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:47,006 I know I'm grounded. 327 00:25:47,257 --> 00:25:49,925 Patrick's swim meet is tomorrow, and he needed me! 328 00:25:50,135 --> 00:25:53,345 Grounded for this? Oh, no, you're not grounded. 329 00:25:53,555 --> 00:25:57,725 You're not going to Aspen with Hunter Scangarelo! 330 00:25:58,351 --> 00:25:59,560 Yes! 331 00:25:59,895 --> 00:26:01,604 But this shit I'm telling you... 332 00:26:01,855 --> 00:26:03,981 ...it'll all blow over. 333 00:26:05,942 --> 00:26:11,071 Didn't you admit to Dr. Cusamano that you were feeling depressed? 334 00:26:23,168 --> 00:26:24,335 "Melfi." 335 00:26:26,129 --> 00:26:27,713 What part of the boot you from? 336 00:26:28,048 --> 00:26:29,840 Dr. Melfi. 337 00:26:30,634 --> 00:26:33,302 My father's people were from Caserta. 338 00:26:33,512 --> 00:26:35,054 Avellino. 339 00:26:35,263 --> 00:26:38,390 My mother would have loved it if you and I got together. 340 00:26:45,232 --> 00:26:49,860 Anxiety attacks are legitimate psychiatric emergencies. 341 00:26:50,070 --> 00:26:52,363 Suppose you were driving and you passed out. 342 00:26:52,614 --> 00:26:54,073 Let me tell you something. 343 00:26:54,324 --> 00:26:57,409 Nowadays, everybody's gotta go to shrinks and counselors... 344 00:26:57,661 --> 00:27:01,163 ...and go on Sally Jessy Raphael and talk about their problems. 345 00:27:01,373 --> 00:27:04,083 Whatever happened to Gary Cooper? 346 00:27:04,334 --> 00:27:06,585 The strong, silent type? 347 00:27:06,836 --> 00:27:08,212 That was an American. 348 00:27:08,463 --> 00:27:11,131 He wasn't in touch with his feelings. 349 00:27:11,383 --> 00:27:15,094 They didn't realize once they got Gary Cooper in touch with his feelings... 350 00:27:15,303 --> 00:27:16,762 ...they wouldn't be able to shut him up! 351 00:27:17,013 --> 00:27:19,974 So it's dysfunction this and that! And dysfunction va fangool! 352 00:27:21,434 --> 00:27:23,227 You have strong feelings about this. 353 00:27:23,478 --> 00:27:27,022 I had a semester and a half of college... 354 00:27:27,274 --> 00:27:30,776 ...so I understand Freud. I understand therapy as a concept. 355 00:27:30,986 --> 00:27:33,654 But in my world, it does not go down. 356 00:27:33,947 --> 00:27:37,616 Could I be happier? Yeah. Yeah. Who couldn't? 357 00:27:38,743 --> 00:27:40,286 Do you feel depressed? 358 00:27:43,331 --> 00:27:45,332 Do you feel depressed? 359 00:27:51,047 --> 00:27:53,048 Since the ducks left.... 360 00:27:54,301 --> 00:27:55,551 I guess. 361 00:27:56,261 --> 00:27:59,471 The ducks that preceded your losing consciousness. 362 00:27:59,806 --> 00:28:02,016 Let's talk about them. 363 00:28:15,447 --> 00:28:18,741 You can't blame T for being pissed. You should have waited. 364 00:28:18,992 --> 00:28:21,452 That's the last time I show any fucking initiative. 365 00:28:21,703 --> 00:28:23,787 Imagine how I felt? 366 00:28:24,122 --> 00:28:25,581 T's running down the business... 367 00:28:25,790 --> 00:28:28,125 ...I fucking wet a guy to keep one of our stops. 368 00:28:28,376 --> 00:28:31,837 He's not running it down. It's just getting harder in New York. 369 00:28:33,590 --> 00:28:34,965 One. 370 00:28:35,258 --> 00:28:36,508 Two. 371 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,093 Three. 372 00:28:38,887 --> 00:28:40,346 Come on! 373 00:28:40,722 --> 00:28:43,140 -This is fucked up. -What, Pussy? 374 00:28:43,391 --> 00:28:46,935 The Kolar uncle is gonna find the kid dead on one of his bins... 375 00:28:47,145 --> 00:28:49,772 ...and get out of our fucking business? No way. 376 00:28:50,023 --> 00:28:52,066 "Louis Brassi sleeps with the fishes." 377 00:28:53,610 --> 00:28:55,444 Luca Brassi. 378 00:28:55,654 --> 00:28:57,154 -Luca. -Whatever. 379 00:28:58,198 --> 00:29:00,240 There's differences, Christopher. 380 00:29:00,492 --> 00:29:03,160 From the Luca Brassi situation and this? 381 00:29:05,205 --> 00:29:09,083 Look, if the Kolars know the kid is dead, it hardens their position. 382 00:29:09,334 --> 00:29:12,961 Plus, now the cops are looking for a fucking murderer. 383 00:29:13,213 --> 00:29:14,505 What do you want to do? 384 00:29:14,964 --> 00:29:17,883 He disappears. He never comes home. 385 00:29:18,176 --> 00:29:20,219 They know, but they don't know. 386 00:29:20,428 --> 00:29:23,764 They hope maybe he'll turn up...if. 387 00:29:25,642 --> 00:29:27,476 Come on. Let's get him. 388 00:29:28,019 --> 00:29:29,311 Got him? 389 00:29:29,562 --> 00:29:32,106 Take him to Staten Island, I'll cut him up. 390 00:29:32,357 --> 00:29:35,693 Pussy, you know, with T collapsing at the birthday... 391 00:29:35,944 --> 00:29:39,822 ...what would you do if he was, like, disabled? 392 00:29:40,031 --> 00:29:41,824 Why would you even ask that? 393 00:29:44,494 --> 00:29:46,537 Our lecture series in action. 394 00:29:46,788 --> 00:29:48,622 Someone from the university discussing... 395 00:29:48,873 --> 00:29:52,126 ...the novels of, I believe, Zora Neale Hurston. 396 00:29:54,003 --> 00:29:56,505 Didn't you just read her in school, Med? 397 00:29:57,757 --> 00:29:59,216 It's very nice. 398 00:30:05,223 --> 00:30:07,558 You know, Grandma, this place is neat. 399 00:30:07,809 --> 00:30:09,768 You should really think about it. 400 00:30:10,437 --> 00:30:13,105 This room was renovated last year. 401 00:30:13,356 --> 00:30:14,815 What goes on behind there? 402 00:30:15,483 --> 00:30:17,985 Those doors lead to our nursing unit. 403 00:30:19,487 --> 00:30:21,113 This is a nursing home! 404 00:30:21,364 --> 00:30:23,240 This is a residence, but just in case-- 405 00:30:23,491 --> 00:30:26,577 No, you're not getting me into a nursing home. 406 00:30:26,828 --> 00:30:28,662 You're not listening to what she's saying. 407 00:30:28,913 --> 00:30:31,165 Women in wheelchairs, babbling like idiots! 408 00:30:31,416 --> 00:30:33,000 Ma, you're not listening. 409 00:30:33,209 --> 00:30:36,211 You think you're so high and mighty, don't you? 410 00:30:36,463 --> 00:30:38,922 With your fancy office. 411 00:30:39,466 --> 00:30:42,384 Anthony, people come here to die! 412 00:30:46,347 --> 00:30:51,143 Oh, my God! Somebody get a doctor. 413 00:30:58,860 --> 00:31:03,989 So you've come back for help. Don't look at that as a defeat. 414 00:31:04,365 --> 00:31:07,201 She's one of those who grew up during the Depression. 415 00:31:07,452 --> 00:31:10,329 But the Depression to her was a trip to Six Flags. 416 00:31:10,538 --> 00:31:12,122 There's that "D" word again. 417 00:31:18,713 --> 00:31:20,589 Stay with your mother. 418 00:31:25,053 --> 00:31:28,597 Now that my father's dead, he's a saint. 419 00:31:29,390 --> 00:31:32,768 When he was alive, nothing. 420 00:31:37,148 --> 00:31:40,484 My dad was tough, he ran his own crew. 421 00:31:41,194 --> 00:31:45,280 A guy like that and my mother wore him down to a little nub. 422 00:31:45,490 --> 00:31:48,617 He was a squeaking little gerbil when he died. 423 00:31:50,161 --> 00:31:53,539 Quite a formidable maternal presence. 424 00:31:57,252 --> 00:32:02,339 I gotta be honest. I'm not getting any satisfaction from my work, either. 425 00:32:02,549 --> 00:32:03,841 Why? 426 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,219 Well, because of RICO. 427 00:32:07,762 --> 00:32:10,639 -Is he your brother? -No. The RICO Statutes. 428 00:32:10,890 --> 00:32:13,225 -Oh, of course, right. -You read the papers? 429 00:32:13,434 --> 00:32:15,727 You know, the government's using electronic surveillance... 430 00:32:15,979 --> 00:32:20,440 ...and various legal strategies to squeeze my business. 431 00:32:23,069 --> 00:32:27,990 Do you have any qualms about how you actually make a living? 432 00:32:29,367 --> 00:32:30,617 Yeah. 433 00:32:32,579 --> 00:32:35,122 I find I have to be the sad clown. 434 00:32:35,582 --> 00:32:38,458 Laughing on the outside... 435 00:32:38,710 --> 00:32:40,335 ...crying on the inside. 436 00:32:40,587 --> 00:32:43,046 See, things are trending downward. 437 00:32:44,716 --> 00:32:47,676 Used to be, a guy got pinched, he took his prison jolt. 438 00:32:48,052 --> 00:32:50,596 Everybody upheld a code of silence. 439 00:32:50,805 --> 00:32:54,099 Nowadays, no values. 440 00:32:54,475 --> 00:32:57,561 Guys today have no room for the penal experience. 441 00:32:57,812 --> 00:32:59,938 So everybody turns government witness. 442 00:33:04,110 --> 00:33:06,820 I feel exhausted just talking about it. 443 00:33:07,697 --> 00:33:12,451 Well, with today's pharmacology, no one needs to suffer... 444 00:33:12,702 --> 00:33:16,204 ...with feelings of exhaustion and depression. 445 00:33:17,332 --> 00:33:21,043 Here we go. Here comes the Prozac. 446 00:33:29,677 --> 00:33:30,844 Mahaffey doesn't have it. 447 00:33:31,095 --> 00:33:32,804 What do you mean he doesn't have it? 448 00:33:33,014 --> 00:33:34,097 He doesn't have the money. 449 00:33:34,307 --> 00:33:35,641 How can he not have the money? 450 00:33:35,850 --> 00:33:38,101 The man does not have the money. 451 00:33:38,353 --> 00:33:40,812 We ran the man over with the car. T, himself. 452 00:33:41,022 --> 00:33:44,358 The man has no wiggle room. He's bled dry. 453 00:33:49,030 --> 00:33:50,322 So... 454 00:33:51,407 --> 00:33:54,076 ...I hear Junior wants to whack Pussy Bompensiero? 455 00:33:54,327 --> 00:33:56,995 -Pussy Malanga. -Oh, Little Pussy. 456 00:33:57,205 --> 00:33:59,498 You think he's gonna fuck with Big Pussy? 457 00:33:59,749 --> 00:34:01,249 My Pussy? 458 00:34:02,085 --> 00:34:03,335 Andrea. 459 00:34:05,505 --> 00:34:08,131 Stay with drinks on the house all night. 460 00:34:08,591 --> 00:34:10,968 -Sorry, Mr. Dante. -It's okay. 461 00:34:11,928 --> 00:34:16,139 So your uncle resents that you're the boss. 462 00:34:16,432 --> 00:34:18,016 The sadness accrues. 463 00:34:18,977 --> 00:34:20,978 Your uncle's had a hard-on his whole life. 464 00:34:21,229 --> 00:34:23,397 First, against your father, his younger brother... 465 00:34:23,648 --> 00:34:25,440 ...because he was a made man before him. 466 00:34:25,692 --> 00:34:27,317 And now, you. 467 00:34:27,735 --> 00:34:31,488 So, sure, he can't stomach your telling him what to do. 468 00:34:31,948 --> 00:34:33,991 Hesh, I love the man. 469 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,953 The man is driven in toto by his insecurities. 470 00:34:38,162 --> 00:34:40,455 I feel bad I was the messenger. 471 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:45,085 Your friend Artie, with the restaurant. 472 00:34:45,294 --> 00:34:46,962 Get him out of town. 473 00:34:47,213 --> 00:34:51,591 That way the restaurant closes, the hit goes down someplace else. 474 00:34:54,178 --> 00:34:55,470 You old fucking Jew. 475 00:34:55,722 --> 00:34:57,973 No wonder my old man kept you around so long. 476 00:34:58,182 --> 00:35:01,727 So what about this fucking Jew's 250 on Mahaffey's 100? 477 00:35:06,149 --> 00:35:08,608 Mahaffey has a new business partner... 478 00:35:08,860 --> 00:35:10,110 ...you. 479 00:35:10,361 --> 00:35:12,195 These HMOs pay out millions... 480 00:35:12,447 --> 00:35:14,990 ...to doctors, hospitals, whatever. 481 00:35:15,324 --> 00:35:18,326 That MRI I had, $2000 a pop. 482 00:35:18,578 --> 00:35:20,829 Now, we give this Mahaffey a choice. 483 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,457 Either his company pays out phony claims... 484 00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:25,917 ...to fake clinics we set up... 485 00:35:26,836 --> 00:35:30,547 ...or he pays Hesh the 250 grand he owes him... 486 00:35:30,798 --> 00:35:33,008 ...which we know he cannot do. 487 00:35:36,137 --> 00:35:38,430 Or it's a rainy night in Lyndhurst. 488 00:35:39,891 --> 00:35:42,976 Very smart. Could be major. 489 00:35:43,644 --> 00:35:45,437 Could be as good as garbage. 490 00:35:45,730 --> 00:35:49,566 -Garbage is our bread and butter. -Was. 491 00:35:59,994 --> 00:36:01,995 Miss Meadow! 492 00:36:04,957 --> 00:36:06,374 So, Med. 493 00:36:06,876 --> 00:36:09,086 I'm not going. 494 00:36:09,587 --> 00:36:13,465 Every year, on this date, since you were itty-bitty... 495 00:36:13,716 --> 00:36:15,759 ...Mom and Meadow get all dolled up... 496 00:36:15,968 --> 00:36:20,972 ...drive into New York Plaza Hotel for tea under Eloise's portrait. 497 00:36:21,182 --> 00:36:22,849 Look, where's yours? 498 00:36:23,059 --> 00:36:24,559 I have too much homework. 499 00:36:24,811 --> 00:36:26,937 Meadow, its our little tradition! 500 00:36:27,188 --> 00:36:28,772 We always have so much fun! 501 00:36:29,023 --> 00:36:32,275 To tell you the truth, I felt it was dumb since I was 8! 502 00:36:32,527 --> 00:36:34,903 I just go because you like it. 503 00:36:38,241 --> 00:36:42,661 Here I thought this was something we would do long after you got married... 504 00:36:43,162 --> 00:36:44,746 ...with girls of your own. 505 00:36:44,956 --> 00:36:46,790 Hopefully I won't be living around here by then. 506 00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:49,042 You've got mail. 507 00:36:50,628 --> 00:36:55,757 Meadow, you can't just lie and cheat and break the rules you don't like! 508 00:36:58,386 --> 00:37:00,971 What? You have something you want to say? 509 00:37:02,140 --> 00:37:06,434 Mom, do you have any idea how much it means to go skiing in Aspen? 510 00:37:06,936 --> 00:37:09,104 Do you think that'll happen every year? 511 00:37:09,313 --> 00:37:12,774 Like lame tea and scones at the Plaza Hotel? 512 00:37:15,403 --> 00:37:18,321 -Goodbye. -Close my door, please. 513 00:37:19,824 --> 00:37:21,074 Artie. 514 00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:26,037 Give me a drop. Oh! A drop, not a spurt. Soave, a drop! 515 00:37:27,498 --> 00:37:29,624 -How are you? -All right. Stir the meatballs. 516 00:37:29,876 --> 00:37:32,502 -Could you help me out? -Yeah, what do you need? 517 00:37:33,337 --> 00:37:34,671 Cruise. Caribbean. 518 00:37:34,922 --> 00:37:37,841 S.S. Sagafjord, 11th through the 29th. 519 00:37:38,050 --> 00:37:40,260 Pair of tickets. I can't use them. 520 00:37:40,511 --> 00:37:42,345 Can you take them off my hands? 521 00:37:42,597 --> 00:37:44,639 -Where'd they come from? -Comps. 522 00:37:45,725 --> 00:37:47,100 Comps? 523 00:37:47,435 --> 00:37:48,685 What does that mean? 524 00:37:48,895 --> 00:37:51,688 As manager for the Kitchen and Restaurant Workers Union... 525 00:37:51,898 --> 00:37:55,317 ...I administer the dental plan. You listening to me? 526 00:37:55,526 --> 00:37:59,196 A couple of dentists got together and awarded me these tickets. 527 00:37:59,447 --> 00:38:02,199 The problem is, I can't get away those dates. 528 00:38:05,203 --> 00:38:07,913 Here. When was your last vacation? 529 00:38:08,122 --> 00:38:10,707 -Anthony, thank you. -All right. 530 00:38:18,049 --> 00:38:19,716 Mr. Soprano? 531 00:38:27,558 --> 00:38:31,102 You cannot accept a gift like that from Tony Soprano! No way! 532 00:38:31,354 --> 00:38:32,604 Listen to me, Charmaine... 533 00:38:32,855 --> 00:38:36,191 ...if I stick my hand up the ass of one more lobster without a break... 534 00:38:36,442 --> 00:38:37,692 ...I'm gonna go postal. 535 00:38:37,944 --> 00:38:41,238 I don't even want to talk about it anymore, please! 536 00:38:41,489 --> 00:38:45,533 Art, Melissa, come on, honey. It's time to go home. 537 00:38:45,785 --> 00:38:50,080 You have to get away. We have to get away for the marriage. 538 00:38:50,331 --> 00:38:55,335 No! It's bad enough that these mobsters patronize the place, okay? 539 00:38:55,586 --> 00:38:57,337 So what? We're not connected. 540 00:38:57,546 --> 00:39:00,548 Right. Because we just turned down those tickets! 541 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,511 But the tickets were comps. Tony is a labor leader. 542 00:39:04,762 --> 00:39:06,388 Arthur, please. Grow up! 543 00:39:06,639 --> 00:39:10,433 Does the mind not rebel at any scenario under which dentists... 544 00:39:10,685 --> 00:39:15,355 ...are sending the don of New Jersey first class on a Norwegian steamship? 545 00:39:15,606 --> 00:39:19,484 Come on, Arthur, somebody donated their kneecaps for those tickets! 546 00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:23,697 Herman, there is no way I can subvert my fucking company. 547 00:39:23,948 --> 00:39:27,033 Have them pay claims for MRIs that never happened? 548 00:39:27,285 --> 00:39:30,745 -The paperwork will look real. -How do I not get caught? 549 00:39:30,955 --> 00:39:34,124 I hate to hear you knocking yourself. You're a smart guy. 550 00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:38,086 I'm depressed. I'm so fucking depressed I can't eat, sleep. 551 00:39:38,337 --> 00:39:41,172 -You on Prozac? -Zoloft. It's similar. 552 00:39:41,382 --> 00:39:43,717 -It's supposed to help with gambling. -No shit. 553 00:39:43,968 --> 00:39:46,219 This new generation of antidepressants... 554 00:39:46,470 --> 00:39:49,431 ...are supposed to be useful against compulsive behaviors. 555 00:39:49,682 --> 00:39:50,932 That's a shame. 556 00:39:51,142 --> 00:39:53,727 A medication comes along after your gambling... 557 00:39:53,978 --> 00:39:56,313 ...gets your fucking hip busted to shit. 558 00:39:56,522 --> 00:39:58,773 I'm trying not to be cynical. 559 00:39:59,025 --> 00:40:02,902 Your debt and the feelings surrounding it is the source of all your problems. 560 00:40:03,154 --> 00:40:05,655 I'm sorry I haven't paid you, Herman. 561 00:40:05,906 --> 00:40:07,365 I know you are. 562 00:40:07,575 --> 00:40:09,784 And I never meant to denigrate Tony Soprano. 563 00:40:10,036 --> 00:40:12,579 -Want to walk on the rocks? -Crutches, I can't. 564 00:40:12,830 --> 00:40:15,790 It's beautiful out there. Come on, we'll help you. 565 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,667 I go out there to think. 566 00:40:32,641 --> 00:40:34,017 Thanks, but no. 567 00:40:36,812 --> 00:40:38,229 Let's try it. 568 00:40:38,481 --> 00:40:42,192 What you were saying before with the MRIs and.... 569 00:41:04,048 --> 00:41:05,423 T! 570 00:41:06,967 --> 00:41:08,968 Dick's looking for you! 571 00:41:10,679 --> 00:41:13,765 Hey, Tony, I just heard from Triborough Towers. 572 00:41:14,016 --> 00:41:17,102 The Kolar brothers withdrew their bid. 573 00:41:17,353 --> 00:41:18,603 That's good. That's good. 574 00:41:18,854 --> 00:41:21,773 Listen, by the way, Artie Bucco's here to see you. 575 00:41:22,274 --> 00:41:24,317 -I gotta go, guys. -Take care. 576 00:41:30,491 --> 00:41:31,908 Artie! 577 00:41:32,701 --> 00:41:34,202 Artie, you all right? 578 00:41:36,914 --> 00:41:39,040 -I can't. -What are you talking about? 579 00:41:39,291 --> 00:41:42,168 We discussed this. You gotta leave town. 580 00:41:42,420 --> 00:41:43,670 I'm sorry. 581 00:41:51,929 --> 00:41:53,179 This is unacceptable. 582 00:41:53,389 --> 00:41:55,682 I made a reservation two weeks ago. 583 00:41:55,891 --> 00:41:59,894 Sir, people are not leaving, and there are five parties ahead of you. 584 00:42:00,104 --> 00:42:02,772 -So what would you like--? -Can I help you? 585 00:42:05,359 --> 00:42:07,318 I tore her a new one. 586 00:42:08,362 --> 00:42:11,322 Why don't we just go to another restaurant and eat? 587 00:42:11,532 --> 00:42:12,824 We're here. 588 00:42:13,075 --> 00:42:15,493 Mr. Soprano, how you doing? Good to see you. 589 00:42:15,703 --> 00:42:17,120 How you doing? 590 00:42:19,290 --> 00:42:21,166 This way. Excuse me. 591 00:42:25,379 --> 00:42:29,883 Sweetie-pie, I'm hungry. Tony, where you going? 592 00:42:30,134 --> 00:42:31,843 Hey. How are you? 593 00:42:32,052 --> 00:42:33,511 Good. 594 00:42:35,181 --> 00:42:36,473 You come here? 595 00:42:36,724 --> 00:42:38,433 When possible. 596 00:42:39,351 --> 00:42:43,605 Those decorating tips you gave me, they really work. 597 00:42:44,565 --> 00:42:45,857 Good. 598 00:42:47,651 --> 00:42:48,818 How you doing? 599 00:42:53,657 --> 00:42:55,325 Nils, Nils? 600 00:42:55,534 --> 00:42:57,118 Do you know who that was? 601 00:42:57,369 --> 00:43:00,038 Well, I mean, obviously you do. 602 00:43:00,289 --> 00:43:01,831 What, is he a patient? 603 00:43:02,082 --> 00:43:03,458 You know I can't say. 604 00:43:07,922 --> 00:43:10,256 Decorating tips, yeah, right. 605 00:43:10,508 --> 00:43:12,509 Nils, shut the fuck up. 606 00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,762 Mr. Borglund, they're setting up your table now. 607 00:43:17,681 --> 00:43:18,890 Whoa. 608 00:43:20,351 --> 00:43:22,685 Who was that woman at the restaurant? 609 00:43:22,937 --> 00:43:24,354 My decorator. 610 00:43:24,605 --> 00:43:27,023 What? You're redoing the garbage dump? 611 00:43:27,233 --> 00:43:30,568 That's funny. Hey, you better not mess with that hat! 612 00:43:34,114 --> 00:43:36,866 Come on, it's JFK's hat! I bought it at that auction. 613 00:43:37,117 --> 00:43:38,284 Give me that! 614 00:43:39,703 --> 00:43:41,246 Irina, Jesus. 615 00:43:41,664 --> 00:43:45,583 I know there is something more intimate between you and her. 616 00:43:46,085 --> 00:43:48,086 Nothing intimate. We just talk. 617 00:43:58,305 --> 00:44:00,014 Mr. Soprano, buona sera. 618 00:44:00,266 --> 00:44:02,267 We don't see you. Where you been? 619 00:44:08,941 --> 00:44:10,817 You know, sometimes... 620 00:44:11,944 --> 00:44:13,278 ...life is good. 621 00:44:13,487 --> 00:44:15,405 Life is often good. 622 00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:18,950 Regaleali, for example. 623 00:44:20,786 --> 00:44:23,037 You've been in good spirits the last couple days. 624 00:44:31,964 --> 00:44:35,925 Carmela, there's something I gotta confess. 625 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:40,930 What are you doing? 626 00:44:41,181 --> 00:44:43,933 Getting my wine in position to throw in your face! 627 00:44:44,143 --> 00:44:45,435 You're always with the drama. 628 00:44:45,644 --> 00:44:48,062 Confess already, please. Get it over with! 629 00:44:53,152 --> 00:44:54,611 I'm on Prozac. 630 00:44:56,030 --> 00:44:57,447 Oh. Oh, my God. 631 00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:00,033 I been seeing a therapist. 632 00:45:00,284 --> 00:45:02,994 Oh, my God. I think that's great. 633 00:45:03,203 --> 00:45:06,247 I think that's wonderful! I think that's so gutsy! 634 00:45:06,457 --> 00:45:09,250 -Take it easy. -But I think that's very wonderful. 635 00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:11,419 You'd think I was Hannibal Lecter. 636 00:45:11,670 --> 00:45:14,255 I think it's great. Psychology doesn't address the soul. 637 00:45:14,506 --> 00:45:16,341 But this is a start. This is something. 638 00:45:16,550 --> 00:45:18,426 Oh, I'm gonna shut up now. 639 00:45:19,011 --> 00:45:20,511 I'll shut up now. 640 00:45:21,347 --> 00:45:22,764 You're the only person who knows. 641 00:45:23,015 --> 00:45:25,892 The only reason I'm telling you this is because you're my wife. 642 00:45:26,143 --> 00:45:29,479 You're the only person on this planet that I'm completely honest with. 643 00:45:29,730 --> 00:45:31,481 Oh, please. 644 00:45:31,690 --> 00:45:33,358 Hey, goddamn it, I'm serious. 645 00:45:33,692 --> 00:45:35,860 If the wrong person finds out, I get a steel jacket... 646 00:45:36,111 --> 00:45:38,404 ...of antidepressant in the back of the head. 647 00:45:47,956 --> 00:45:50,500 I didn't realize you were so unhappy. 648 00:45:54,546 --> 00:45:55,797 I don't know. 649 00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:58,049 My mother.... 650 00:45:58,258 --> 00:46:00,093 You told him about your father, right? 651 00:46:00,344 --> 00:46:03,012 -Who? -Your therapist. 652 00:46:04,348 --> 00:46:06,516 Yeah. Yeah, I told him. 653 00:46:06,725 --> 00:46:10,520 Good. But your mother is the one. 654 00:46:11,397 --> 00:46:15,900 I don't know, I just feel like lately my life's out of balance. 655 00:46:18,696 --> 00:46:22,198 Our existence on this earth is a puzzle. 656 00:46:23,242 --> 00:46:25,159 My own daughter hates me. 657 00:46:26,328 --> 00:46:28,079 She doesn't hate you, Carm. 658 00:46:28,330 --> 00:46:30,039 We were best friends. 659 00:46:30,290 --> 00:46:33,501 Mothers and their daughters. She'll come back to you. 660 00:46:38,507 --> 00:46:39,757 -Hello? -Jesus! 661 00:46:39,967 --> 00:46:41,884 What's the matter, no social life? 662 00:46:42,094 --> 00:46:43,594 Blow me. 663 00:46:44,930 --> 00:46:46,180 Dad. 664 00:46:46,390 --> 00:46:49,726 I brought you my primavera. It's your favorite. 665 00:46:51,270 --> 00:46:52,770 -Who is it? -Christopher. 666 00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:55,356 -Hey. -Our friend is back in town. 667 00:46:55,607 --> 00:47:00,361 "Little Pussy" Malanga, sometimes confused with "Big Pussy" Bompensiero... 668 00:47:01,155 --> 00:47:02,488 ...had just returned from Florida-- 669 00:47:02,740 --> 00:47:04,699 So it's gonna go down soon? 670 00:47:04,908 --> 00:47:06,909 Don't worry. I got a way to put it to bed. 671 00:47:08,787 --> 00:47:10,371 Come on, Meadow. 672 00:47:11,081 --> 00:47:13,958 -Go, Falcons! -Come on, let's go! 673 00:47:14,835 --> 00:47:17,044 So when do you need this by? 674 00:47:17,296 --> 00:47:18,713 Right away. 675 00:47:19,256 --> 00:47:22,467 -Way to go, Meadow! -Beautiful, beautiful! 676 00:47:23,135 --> 00:47:25,261 I think I can get a party like that together. 677 00:47:25,637 --> 00:47:29,140 -Side out? That ball hit the line! -What are you doing, ref? 678 00:47:33,687 --> 00:47:35,021 Mom didn't come? 679 00:47:35,272 --> 00:47:37,273 Didn't think you wanted her to. 680 00:47:37,983 --> 00:47:39,609 The car's over there. 681 00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:42,487 Hey, Mr. Dante. See you, Heather. 682 00:47:43,697 --> 00:47:45,239 You guys played a good game. 683 00:47:45,491 --> 00:47:47,283 Heather Dante. Where'd she get that spike? 684 00:47:47,534 --> 00:47:50,244 Don't you think it's unfair what Mom is doing? 685 00:47:50,496 --> 00:47:52,914 Making this little movie scene out of it. 686 00:47:53,123 --> 00:47:56,876 "The Sad Mom Who Can't Even Come to Her Daughter's Sports Event." 687 00:48:03,342 --> 00:48:04,675 Dad? 688 00:48:05,302 --> 00:48:07,303 Don't you think it's totally out there? 689 00:48:07,513 --> 00:48:11,474 I mean, my Aspen trip. What is she thinking? 690 00:48:12,476 --> 00:48:13,935 Dad? 691 00:48:19,775 --> 00:48:22,109 It's been years since I've been here. 692 00:48:22,486 --> 00:48:24,904 Dad, please talk to her, please. 693 00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,907 God, this is so stupid. 694 00:48:28,867 --> 00:48:30,326 Why are we sitting here? 695 00:48:32,079 --> 00:48:35,248 Your mother thinks you have the capacity to be a top student. 696 00:48:35,457 --> 00:48:36,707 And I agree. 697 00:48:36,917 --> 00:48:38,668 What do you guys want, perfection? 698 00:48:41,797 --> 00:48:43,548 What are you looking at? 699 00:48:44,049 --> 00:48:47,552 Your great-grandfather and his brother Frank... 700 00:48:48,387 --> 00:48:50,054 ...they built this place. 701 00:48:50,681 --> 00:48:51,931 Big whoop. 702 00:48:52,182 --> 00:48:55,393 Stone and marble workers. They came over here from Italy... 703 00:48:56,186 --> 00:48:58,396 ...and they built this place. 704 00:48:59,648 --> 00:49:02,233 Yeah, right. Two guys. 705 00:49:03,443 --> 00:49:08,406 No, they were two guys on a crew of, you know, laborers. 706 00:49:10,742 --> 00:49:13,452 They didn't design it... 707 00:49:13,704 --> 00:49:15,913 ...but they knew how to build it. 708 00:49:18,375 --> 00:49:21,252 Now find two guys who can put decent grout around your bathtub. 709 00:49:58,874 --> 00:50:00,249 So I feel good. 710 00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:03,878 So I don't know if I'm gonna be needing to come back. 711 00:50:04,379 --> 00:50:06,255 It's not the Prozac. 712 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,090 Why not? 713 00:50:08,342 --> 00:50:13,471 You said you're thinking clearer and your wife says you seem to be better? 714 00:50:14,973 --> 00:50:16,807 It's not the medication. 715 00:50:18,644 --> 00:50:22,563 Prozac takes weeks to build up effective levels in the blood. 716 00:50:24,149 --> 00:50:25,483 Well, what is it, then? 717 00:50:26,693 --> 00:50:28,903 Coming here. Talking. 718 00:50:30,238 --> 00:50:32,615 Hope comes in many forms. 719 00:50:33,033 --> 00:50:34,951 Well, who's got time for that? 720 00:50:35,577 --> 00:50:37,578 What is it you want to say to me? 721 00:50:47,089 --> 00:50:49,131 I had a dream last night. 722 00:50:55,639 --> 00:50:57,890 My bellybutton was... 723 00:50:59,226 --> 00:51:01,018 ...a Phillips head screw... 724 00:51:01,728 --> 00:51:04,146 ...and I'm working unscrewing it... 725 00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:06,857 ...and when I get it unscrewed... 726 00:51:09,528 --> 00:51:11,320 ...my penis falls off. 727 00:51:16,326 --> 00:51:19,996 You know, I pick it up and I'm holding it and I'm running around... 728 00:51:20,247 --> 00:51:23,666 ...looking for the guy who used to work on my Lincoln... 729 00:51:23,917 --> 00:51:26,335 ...so he can put it back on. 730 00:51:26,712 --> 00:51:29,797 And you know, I'm holding it up... 731 00:51:30,048 --> 00:51:33,968 ...and this bird swoops down and grabs it in its beak... 732 00:51:35,012 --> 00:51:36,804 ...and flies off with it. 733 00:51:41,351 --> 00:51:42,852 What kind of bird? 734 00:51:44,688 --> 00:51:47,023 I don't know. Sea gull or something. 735 00:51:47,232 --> 00:51:48,607 A water bird? 736 00:51:49,901 --> 00:51:52,945 I saw The Birds last week. Think that planted the idea? 737 00:51:53,155 --> 00:51:55,031 What else is a water bird? 738 00:51:56,158 --> 00:51:59,035 Pelican, flamingo. 739 00:51:59,828 --> 00:52:01,412 What about ducks? 740 00:52:08,128 --> 00:52:09,837 Those goddamn ducks. 741 00:52:10,047 --> 00:52:13,049 What is it about those ducks that meant so much to you? 742 00:52:19,848 --> 00:52:21,974 I don't know, it was a trip... 743 00:52:22,184 --> 00:52:26,520 ...having those wild creatures... 744 00:52:27,314 --> 00:52:30,775 ...come into my pool and have their little babies. 745 00:52:37,783 --> 00:52:39,658 I was sad to see them go. 746 00:52:41,745 --> 00:52:44,789 Oh, Jesus, fuck. Now he's gonna cry. 747 00:52:53,298 --> 00:52:55,299 Shit. Fuck me. 748 00:52:55,509 --> 00:53:00,596 When the ducks gave birth to those babies, they became a family. 749 00:53:05,060 --> 00:53:06,519 You're right. 750 00:53:07,270 --> 00:53:09,814 It's a link. A connection. 751 00:53:10,565 --> 00:53:13,567 I'm afraid I'm gonna lose my family... 752 00:53:13,819 --> 00:53:15,736 ...like I lost the ducks. 753 00:53:18,115 --> 00:53:20,741 That's what I'm full of dread about. 754 00:53:22,953 --> 00:53:24,411 It's always with me. 755 00:53:24,663 --> 00:53:26,956 What are you so afraid's going to happen? 756 00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:29,708 I don't know. 757 00:53:35,966 --> 00:53:37,216 You work so hard. 758 00:53:37,467 --> 00:53:41,804 You work so damn hard and to see your life's dream... 759 00:53:43,140 --> 00:53:44,932 ...burn down. 760 00:53:45,642 --> 00:53:48,102 Look at it this way, you collect the insurance. 761 00:53:48,353 --> 00:53:51,438 You gotta say to yourself, "It could have been worse." 762 00:53:51,690 --> 00:53:55,401 How could it have been worse? Fucking faulty stove! 763 00:53:55,652 --> 00:53:58,696 Suppose people stopped coming, ever think of that? 764 00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:02,992 I don't know. I don't know what the fuck. 765 00:54:05,453 --> 00:54:07,663 He's right. There's no insurance for that. 766 00:54:07,873 --> 00:54:12,585 Why would people stop coming to the restaurant? It's just catching on. 767 00:54:13,795 --> 00:54:16,005 You know what I'm figuring out lately? 768 00:54:17,465 --> 00:54:19,133 Talking helps. 769 00:54:19,342 --> 00:54:21,468 -That's right. -He's right. He's right. 770 00:54:25,056 --> 00:54:28,225 Hope...comes in many forms. 771 00:54:28,768 --> 00:54:30,019 Absolutely. 772 00:54:30,478 --> 00:54:31,729 Come on. 773 00:54:33,523 --> 00:54:34,940 Here, hold this. 774 00:54:35,150 --> 00:54:36,442 Artie. 775 00:54:37,027 --> 00:54:38,736 Artie, come on. 776 00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,698 Hey, look at me. Look at me. 777 00:54:43,575 --> 00:54:45,409 I'll always help you. 778 00:54:45,619 --> 00:54:48,078 Come on. Come on. 779 00:54:53,376 --> 00:54:56,170 Go cook. Hey, let him cook. He'll feel better. 780 00:55:08,975 --> 00:55:12,102 Someday I'll tell him we torched the restaurant. 781 00:55:17,609 --> 00:55:20,236 All right, enough of this shit. What's wrong? 782 00:55:21,988 --> 00:55:23,239 You know, a simple... 783 00:55:23,490 --> 00:55:27,326 ..."Way to go, Chris, on the Triborough Towers contract!" would have been nice. 784 00:55:27,577 --> 00:55:28,953 That's it. 785 00:55:38,255 --> 00:55:39,505 You're right. 786 00:55:40,006 --> 00:55:41,340 You're right. 787 00:55:42,384 --> 00:55:44,009 I have no defense. 788 00:55:44,636 --> 00:55:49,014 That's how I was parented. Never supported. Never complimented. 789 00:55:49,766 --> 00:55:51,392 My cousin Gregory's girlfriend... 790 00:55:51,643 --> 00:55:54,770 ...is what they call a development girl, out in Hollywood. 791 00:55:55,021 --> 00:55:57,731 She said I could sell my life story, make fucking millions. 792 00:55:57,941 --> 00:56:00,734 I didn't do that. I stuck it out with you. 793 00:56:00,986 --> 00:56:04,780 I'll fucking kill you. Are you gonna go Henry Hill on me now? 794 00:56:05,198 --> 00:56:08,117 You know how many mobsters are selling screenplays and screwing things up? 795 00:56:08,368 --> 00:56:10,536 She said I could maybe even play myself. 796 00:56:10,787 --> 00:56:12,329 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 797 00:56:16,209 --> 00:56:20,504 Forget Hollywood screenplays. Forget those distractions, huh? 798 00:56:21,923 --> 00:56:24,049 What, you think I haven't had offers? 799 00:56:26,553 --> 00:56:29,680 We got work to do. New avenues. 800 00:56:30,140 --> 00:56:34,059 Everything's gonna be all right from here on in. Come on. 801 00:56:35,145 --> 00:56:38,647 Look, it's a beautiful day. What could be bad? 802 00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:44,486 It's nice of you to pick me up for the party, Junior. 803 00:56:45,405 --> 00:56:48,782 -At least somebody cares about me. -These kids today. 804 00:56:49,034 --> 00:56:52,536 I suppose he thinks once he's got me in a nursing home... 805 00:56:52,787 --> 00:56:57,499 ...I'll die faster and then he won't have to drive me anywhere. 806 00:56:58,126 --> 00:56:59,918 If his father was still alive... 807 00:57:00,211 --> 00:57:04,923 ...you can bet he'd show more decency and respect for his mother. 808 00:57:05,175 --> 00:57:08,260 Well, my brother John was a man among men. 809 00:57:09,679 --> 00:57:11,096 He was a saint. 810 00:57:11,306 --> 00:57:15,017 Lots of things are different now from Johnny's and my day. 811 00:57:15,226 --> 00:57:16,393 What do you mean? 812 00:57:16,603 --> 00:57:19,104 I'm not free to run my business like I want. 813 00:57:19,314 --> 00:57:20,731 Aw, isn't that awful. 814 00:57:20,940 --> 00:57:22,775 Just this week, your son stuck his hand in... 815 00:57:23,026 --> 00:57:25,152 ...and made it 100 times more difficult for me. 816 00:57:25,362 --> 00:57:27,446 Plus, he thumbs his nose at New York. 817 00:57:28,573 --> 00:57:32,034 What are you gonna do? He's part of a whole generation. 818 00:57:33,203 --> 00:57:35,996 Do you remember the crazy hair? And the dope? 819 00:57:36,206 --> 00:57:37,539 Now it's fags in the military. 820 00:57:37,749 --> 00:57:40,626 Stop it, Junior. You're making me very upset! 821 00:57:40,877 --> 00:57:44,129 I don't like to, Livia, but I'm agita all the time. 822 00:57:44,547 --> 00:57:48,092 And I'll tell you something else, things are down all across the board. 823 00:57:48,385 --> 00:57:50,636 A lot of friends of ours are complaining. 824 00:57:50,887 --> 00:57:54,348 We used to be recession-proof. No more. 825 00:57:55,183 --> 00:57:58,143 You can't blame it all on the Justice Department. 826 00:57:59,771 --> 00:58:01,480 Our friends say to me... 827 00:58:01,731 --> 00:58:06,443 ..."Junior, why don't you take a larger hand in things?" 828 00:58:09,114 --> 00:58:12,783 Something may have to be done, Livia, about Tony. 829 00:58:13,701 --> 00:58:14,993 I don't know. 830 00:58:22,627 --> 00:58:24,378 There they are. Hey, Ma, Uncle Jun. 831 00:58:24,629 --> 00:58:29,425 You're using mesquite. That makes the sausage taste peculiar. 832 00:58:29,676 --> 00:58:33,178 -Hi, Grandma. -Happy birthday, my big boy. 833 00:58:33,388 --> 00:58:34,805 Carmela, my mother's here. 834 00:58:35,014 --> 00:58:37,516 Everybody, let's eat.