1 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:47,574 [CLOCK TICKING] 2 00:01:57,252 --> 00:01:59,086 [SIGHS] 3 00:01:59,754 --> 00:02:01,713 You gonna say something, or what? 4 00:02:02,841 --> 00:02:04,216 It's your dime. 5 00:02:04,551 --> 00:02:06,093 [DUCK QUACKS] 6 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:10,222 What's he doing here? 7 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:13,892 A friend of mine walked by. 8 00:02:14,144 --> 00:02:16,728 Heshie. He has a 3:00. 9 00:02:20,775 --> 00:02:23,402 [HEART BEATING] 10 00:02:28,741 --> 00:02:31,326 [WOMAN MOANS] 11 00:02:38,042 --> 00:02:39,877 SILVIO: Yeah, baby. 12 00:02:48,136 --> 00:02:50,971 [SILVIO MOANS] 13 00:02:54,184 --> 00:02:55,851 [FOOTSTEPS ECHO] 14 00:02:58,271 --> 00:03:00,772 - What the hell's going on? JACKIE: Thunderstorms. 15 00:03:01,024 --> 00:03:02,816 [MONITOR BEEPS] 16 00:03:03,109 --> 00:03:05,694 - Jackie. - You smell it? 17 00:03:06,696 --> 00:03:07,946 That's rain. 18 00:03:10,033 --> 00:03:12,576 Dr. Melfi, what the hell are you doing to me? 19 00:03:13,036 --> 00:03:15,495 [MONITOR BEEPS FASTER] 20 00:03:16,789 --> 00:03:17,789 [YELPS] 21 00:03:18,958 --> 00:03:21,376 [IRINA SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN] 22 00:03:22,212 --> 00:03:24,046 Go back to sleep. 23 00:03:25,590 --> 00:03:28,217 [IRINA MUMBLES] 24 00:03:43,942 --> 00:03:46,401 What are you doing up? You got school tomorrow. 25 00:03:46,653 --> 00:03:48,528 A.J: Working on a high score. 26 00:03:48,738 --> 00:03:51,323 - Did your mother go to bed? - Yeah. 27 00:03:51,783 --> 00:03:52,824 Where were you? 28 00:03:53,076 --> 00:03:56,286 The compactor went down at Barone Sanitation. 29 00:03:56,579 --> 00:03:58,789 [VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS] 30 00:04:00,166 --> 00:04:01,500 Move over. 31 00:04:05,672 --> 00:04:06,797 - Ready? - Yeah. 32 00:04:07,006 --> 00:04:08,173 Go! 33 00:04:08,883 --> 00:04:11,093 Watch out for the ghosts. 34 00:04:14,305 --> 00:04:15,806 This ain't steering right. 35 00:04:16,015 --> 00:04:17,683 Yeah, kicking your butt. 36 00:04:18,851 --> 00:04:20,602 So how're things going with you? 37 00:04:22,313 --> 00:04:24,022 How's school? 38 00:04:31,531 --> 00:04:34,449 Dad, you have to concentrate. New game. 39 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:42,457 - No fair. - It's called a handicap. 40 00:04:43,418 --> 00:04:44,918 Come on, stop! 41 00:04:45,169 --> 00:04:46,211 I'm kicking your ass! 42 00:04:46,379 --> 00:04:48,630 TONY: One hand, look at that! A.J: I can't see. 43 00:04:52,468 --> 00:04:53,719 A.J: Get off! 44 00:04:53,886 --> 00:04:56,054 Ow! Stop! Come on! 45 00:05:00,143 --> 00:05:01,518 You lose. 46 00:05:03,021 --> 00:05:05,564 Focus through distractions. There's your lesson. 47 00:05:05,815 --> 00:05:07,733 I want you in bed in 10 minutes. 48 00:05:09,819 --> 00:05:11,737 Andretti, you listening to me? 49 00:05:13,990 --> 00:05:15,282 Good night, Dad. 50 00:05:15,575 --> 00:05:16,700 Good night. 51 00:05:17,035 --> 00:05:19,411 [SIRENS] 52 00:05:20,538 --> 00:05:21,913 Where'd you park? 53 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:24,416 In the parking lot. 54 00:05:25,418 --> 00:05:28,420 - No one followed me. - Adriana, you wouldn't know it. 55 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:31,423 Oh, yeah. Like Tony Soprano's hiding in my back seat. 56 00:05:31,716 --> 00:05:34,926 - You are so paranoid. - Bring the car right here. 57 00:05:35,136 --> 00:05:39,264 I know, he's in disguise. That could be him. 58 00:05:39,557 --> 00:05:43,101 Hey, Tony! Or maybe he's in the trash can. 59 00:05:43,394 --> 00:05:45,687 Come out, come out, wherever you are! 60 00:05:45,855 --> 00:05:48,648 Ow! Let go of me! 61 00:05:48,858 --> 00:05:53,111 It could be anybody, anytime. I don't even know if it's Tony. 62 00:05:53,404 --> 00:05:55,447 You gave crystal meth to his daughter! 63 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:57,449 Which I'm not sure he knows. 64 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,534 Look at my wrist. It's all red. 65 00:05:59,786 --> 00:06:00,786 I'm sorry! 66 00:06:00,953 --> 00:06:04,623 But I got dragged out to the fucking Meadowlands by my neck! 67 00:06:04,791 --> 00:06:06,917 Mock execution! 68 00:06:07,210 --> 00:06:08,210 What? 69 00:06:10,129 --> 00:06:11,963 - What? - Nothing. 70 00:06:12,215 --> 00:06:14,716 - No, what? - You don't want to know, trust me. 71 00:06:14,967 --> 00:06:16,551 Know what? 72 00:06:17,428 --> 00:06:20,389 I heard the nurse say you made number two in your pants. 73 00:06:20,556 --> 00:06:21,556 Is that what happens? 74 00:06:21,808 --> 00:06:25,227 Get the car! Please, can we just go to Brendan's... 75 00:06:25,478 --> 00:06:28,605 ...score some shit and find out what's going on? 76 00:06:28,815 --> 00:06:29,981 Please! 77 00:06:33,444 --> 00:06:35,112 [KNOCKING] 78 00:06:35,321 --> 00:06:37,989 CHRIS: Brendan, let's go. Wake up, man. 79 00:06:38,199 --> 00:06:40,826 [TELEVISION BLARES] 80 00:06:41,619 --> 00:06:43,328 The fool leaves his door open. 81 00:06:43,579 --> 00:06:45,330 - I gotta pee. - Go for it. 82 00:06:45,581 --> 00:06:48,458 You should have seen me at the hospital. Three nurses... 83 00:06:48,751 --> 00:06:50,502 [ADRIANA SCREAMS] 84 00:06:52,255 --> 00:06:54,506 MAN ON TV: You will comply with the orders. 85 00:07:01,180 --> 00:07:03,515 [FLIES BUZZING] 86 00:07:16,195 --> 00:07:18,363 Yeah. Yeah. 87 00:07:19,282 --> 00:07:21,366 That's the message. Thanks. 88 00:07:21,576 --> 00:07:23,702 LANCE: Way to go, Anth! 89 00:07:24,078 --> 00:07:27,956 Hear it in five, four, three, two... 90 00:07:28,207 --> 00:07:29,416 [PAGER RINGS] 91 00:07:29,709 --> 00:07:31,418 Yo, check it. 92 00:07:43,806 --> 00:07:44,890 You think this is funny? 93 00:07:45,141 --> 00:07:46,725 What? What's funny? 94 00:07:46,976 --> 00:07:48,018 I didn't do nothing. 95 00:07:48,227 --> 00:07:50,395 You beep me again, you'll be sorry. 96 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:52,856 We don't know what you're talking about. 97 00:07:53,107 --> 00:07:56,526 "Your mother blows." That's a real original message. 98 00:07:56,986 --> 00:07:58,820 - Maybe she does, right? - Yeah. 99 00:07:59,071 --> 00:08:02,199 Then why'd you eat all the doughnuts she sent us at camp? 100 00:08:02,450 --> 00:08:06,411 And then cry on her shoulder: "I'm so homesick, Mrs. Piocosta." 101 00:08:06,662 --> 00:08:08,163 Why don't you shut up? 102 00:08:08,372 --> 00:08:11,249 Have another doughnut, you fat fart-knocker! 103 00:08:16,088 --> 00:08:17,380 A.J: I'm gonna kill him! 104 00:08:21,385 --> 00:08:22,677 Dickwad! 105 00:08:23,930 --> 00:08:24,930 Hey, break it up! 106 00:08:25,306 --> 00:08:27,307 Break it up! 107 00:08:29,185 --> 00:08:31,269 I want a 5-minute cool-down period, now. 108 00:08:33,105 --> 00:08:34,940 [BELL RINGS] 109 00:08:38,945 --> 00:08:40,195 SILVIO: See you next week, doc. 110 00:08:40,404 --> 00:08:41,947 HYGIENIST: Mr. Dante, you forgot something. 111 00:08:42,114 --> 00:08:43,740 Thank you, baby. 112 00:08:44,909 --> 00:08:47,118 - Don't forget to floss. - You saved my life. 113 00:08:47,286 --> 00:08:49,621 All right. See you next week, all right? 114 00:08:53,918 --> 00:08:55,460 Can I help you, sir? 115 00:08:56,254 --> 00:08:57,587 Sir? 116 00:08:58,047 --> 00:08:59,422 Sir? 117 00:09:22,989 --> 00:09:24,114 TONY: Oh, my God. 118 00:09:26,158 --> 00:09:28,451 TONY: I'm having second thoughts. - About? 119 00:09:28,911 --> 00:09:31,329 This whole thing, this whole arrangement. 120 00:09:33,457 --> 00:09:35,041 Security. 121 00:09:35,626 --> 00:09:39,004 I come here, I tell you things, I don't know how safe it is. 122 00:09:39,255 --> 00:09:41,464 I understand your concerns. 123 00:09:41,674 --> 00:09:43,717 But I told you what the ground rules are: 124 00:09:44,010 --> 00:09:46,011 As long as I don't hear anything incriminating... 125 00:09:46,262 --> 00:09:49,514 You don't fucking get it. Just my being here incriminates me! 126 00:09:49,765 --> 00:09:53,685 Somebody sees me, they tell somebody else, all of a sudden I'm a celebrity! 127 00:09:53,853 --> 00:09:57,022 I thought we made some progress on your narcissism. 128 00:09:58,399 --> 00:09:59,899 Who are you? 129 00:10:01,193 --> 00:10:04,529 Why is that so important for you to know? 130 00:10:05,364 --> 00:10:08,867 My mother told me never to answer a question with a question. 131 00:10:10,369 --> 00:10:13,079 So your mother did teach you something. 132 00:10:13,497 --> 00:10:17,500 If I asked you about your life, who you talk to, who you trust? 133 00:10:18,252 --> 00:10:20,378 I'd have to take the Fifth. 134 00:10:22,715 --> 00:10:24,090 That's cute. 135 00:10:25,509 --> 00:10:26,885 Oh! 136 00:10:29,055 --> 00:10:32,515 I'm sorry, I wasn't aware of what I was saying. 137 00:10:32,725 --> 00:10:35,143 I'm sorry. 138 00:10:44,070 --> 00:10:46,237 - Why are you here? - Chris sent me for you. 139 00:10:46,530 --> 00:10:49,324 Chris? Did something happen? Must be my dad, right? 140 00:10:49,575 --> 00:10:51,242 Why else would Chris send you? 141 00:10:51,452 --> 00:10:53,536 HUNTER: Did Brendan get my poem? 142 00:10:53,746 --> 00:10:58,124 Another search warrant? Calls them the Federal Bureau of Annoying Bullshit. 143 00:10:58,376 --> 00:10:59,668 You told your old man! 144 00:10:59,919 --> 00:11:02,212 You scared me! What happened to you? 145 00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:06,383 We're moving to Florida because you couldn't keep your mouth shut! 146 00:11:06,592 --> 00:11:07,676 What are you talking about? 147 00:11:07,927 --> 00:11:09,511 Did Brendan ask about me? 148 00:11:09,762 --> 00:11:11,930 Get us out of here! Get us out! 149 00:11:13,683 --> 00:11:16,976 - Did you tell your old man? - About the meth? Are you insane? 150 00:11:17,186 --> 00:11:19,104 Don't you get it? This is serious! 151 00:11:19,397 --> 00:11:21,398 Let go of me! 152 00:11:22,733 --> 00:11:23,733 ADRIANA: Stop this shit! 153 00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:27,237 He's worried about you. He's been asking about you, asshole. 154 00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:31,032 I'm sorry if I hurt you. 155 00:11:31,283 --> 00:11:33,827 I hate my life, being a Soprano. 156 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:34,994 CHRIS: Hey... 157 00:11:35,538 --> 00:11:38,331 ...don't ever say you hate life. That's blasphemy. 158 00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:40,083 Fuck you! 159 00:11:40,835 --> 00:11:42,085 CHRIS: Okay, let's go. 160 00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:44,129 Remember when you were little? 161 00:11:44,296 --> 00:11:46,715 I'll buy you one of those Happy Meals, all right? 162 00:11:46,924 --> 00:11:48,842 Where the fuck are you? 163 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:57,892 [BUG BUZZES] 164 00:12:03,649 --> 00:12:07,318 This is a new shirt your grandmother bought. It's in the trash? 165 00:12:07,987 --> 00:12:10,321 It's a Westport. It's not even cool anymore. 166 00:12:10,614 --> 00:12:12,323 What did you just say? 167 00:12:12,992 --> 00:12:14,492 I got in a fight. 168 00:12:14,702 --> 00:12:18,371 Hope you did as much damage to his wardrobe. Who with? 169 00:12:19,999 --> 00:12:21,666 I didn't get caught. No demerits. 170 00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:23,334 Anthony, who? 171 00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:25,670 Jeremy. 172 00:12:26,172 --> 00:12:27,714 Jeremy Piocosta? 173 00:12:28,007 --> 00:12:30,842 You were together at camp. I thought you were friends. 174 00:12:32,678 --> 00:12:35,847 If that's all the information I get, I'll call Mrs. Piocosta. 175 00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:37,682 No, Ma, wait! Don't call! 176 00:12:37,892 --> 00:12:40,685 You kids are gonna learn the value of a dollar! 177 00:12:40,895 --> 00:12:43,646 - I'll wash your car. - You never put any effort in. 178 00:12:43,856 --> 00:12:46,149 I will, I promise. I'll do it really good. 179 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,651 Just don't call, I'll get the money. 180 00:12:48,861 --> 00:12:50,528 Forty dollars, Anthony. 181 00:12:50,738 --> 00:12:52,739 I know, I know. 182 00:13:00,539 --> 00:13:01,956 Ma! 183 00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:03,792 How you doing? 184 00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:05,668 What brings you here? 185 00:13:05,961 --> 00:13:08,797 Remember that pastry place? Ferrara's? 186 00:13:09,048 --> 00:13:11,257 Brought you some macaroons. 187 00:13:13,010 --> 00:13:15,637 They're too sweet! 188 00:13:16,055 --> 00:13:18,598 What do you mean? They're your favorites! 189 00:13:23,395 --> 00:13:26,272 The activities director, Rosie, says... 190 00:13:26,482 --> 00:13:29,526 ...they're organizing a trip to the city. 191 00:13:29,819 --> 00:13:31,486 Dinner and a show. 192 00:13:32,822 --> 00:13:34,656 And you don't want to go. 193 00:13:35,324 --> 00:13:38,701 - I don't like the people here. - You don't know them. 194 00:13:39,453 --> 00:13:41,496 And that city. 195 00:13:41,997 --> 00:13:43,706 Grown men soiling themselves. 196 00:13:43,999 --> 00:13:46,876 - It's not like that anymore. - That Giuliani... 197 00:13:47,253 --> 00:13:48,920 Let's stick to the field trip. 198 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:52,882 Mothers throwing their babies out of skyscraper windows. 199 00:13:53,092 --> 00:13:56,010 You're always with the babies out the windows. 200 00:13:58,222 --> 00:14:03,268 You don't mix with the other ladies or talk to the nice gents I see around. 201 00:14:03,602 --> 00:14:06,938 - You're not taking opportunities. - What do you care? 202 00:14:07,189 --> 00:14:09,774 Out of sight, out of mind. 203 00:14:10,484 --> 00:14:11,985 We don't think like that. 204 00:14:12,236 --> 00:14:14,445 Not me, or Carm, or the kids. 205 00:14:14,697 --> 00:14:17,448 I wish the Lord would take me now. 206 00:14:21,912 --> 00:14:24,372 I came to get cheered up. Think that's a mistake? 207 00:14:24,623 --> 00:14:27,250 You being sarcastic? 208 00:14:28,002 --> 00:14:29,627 You can't put your problems on me. 209 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,839 This is the most expensive retirement home in New Jersey. 210 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:35,216 If you wanted to, you could be happy here. 211 00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:36,926 You're pissing it all away. 212 00:14:37,219 --> 00:14:39,846 What beautiful language for your mother. 213 00:14:49,815 --> 00:14:50,982 You want the macaroons? 214 00:14:51,233 --> 00:14:53,109 I don't care. 215 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,579 Leave some out for the lunatics. 216 00:15:19,803 --> 00:15:21,387 Goodbye, Ma. 217 00:15:25,643 --> 00:15:29,103 OLD WOMAN: They're saying it might rain today. 218 00:15:31,523 --> 00:15:34,692 [URINATES] 219 00:15:40,866 --> 00:15:42,659 What the hell are you doing? 220 00:15:42,910 --> 00:15:45,370 This place is an hour from my office. 221 00:15:45,621 --> 00:15:49,457 Are you a woman? Get a bladder transplant. My mother lives here. 222 00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,417 It's not real convenient for me. 223 00:15:51,627 --> 00:15:55,421 It's not convenient? Why don't we meet at your precinct? 224 00:15:55,673 --> 00:15:59,342 The government would love a few pictures of us for the scrapbook. 225 00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:01,177 What do you got for me? 226 00:16:04,056 --> 00:16:05,348 Here. 227 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:10,186 - "Jennifer Melfi, M.D."? - Her background, daily routine. 228 00:16:10,396 --> 00:16:12,689 And your personal relationship with her is? 229 00:16:12,898 --> 00:16:14,357 None of your fucking business. 230 00:16:14,566 --> 00:16:16,985 You can't blame a guy for trying. 231 00:16:17,236 --> 00:16:18,736 Are you bored with your life? 232 00:16:18,946 --> 00:16:22,073 Oh, yeah, sure! Busting whores and junkies. 233 00:16:22,408 --> 00:16:26,077 Plus, it's a thrill to pay two alimonies on a $40,000-a-year income. 234 00:16:26,412 --> 00:16:27,453 TONY: All right, listen. 235 00:16:27,705 --> 00:16:29,622 I don't want her touched or bothered. 236 00:16:29,873 --> 00:16:32,417 I want to know the who, when, why. That's it. 237 00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:34,252 Usual fee? 238 00:16:35,713 --> 00:16:37,588 The Knicks lost, lieutenant. 239 00:16:37,881 --> 00:16:39,882 You're down two large. 240 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,636 - Lay off the vig. - We'll see what kind of job you do. 241 00:16:43,887 --> 00:16:46,723 Okay. See you in a few days. What you got in the box? 242 00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:48,641 Macaroons. 243 00:16:56,942 --> 00:16:58,609 This is awful. 244 00:16:58,902 --> 00:17:01,029 I can't deal with this. 245 00:17:03,991 --> 00:17:05,616 What kind of God? 246 00:17:08,203 --> 00:17:09,996 Christopher! 247 00:17:10,289 --> 00:17:11,372 TONY: Where you been? 248 00:17:13,459 --> 00:17:15,460 - What happened to you? - Brendan's dead. 249 00:17:15,627 --> 00:17:16,878 What are you talking about? 250 00:17:17,087 --> 00:17:19,047 The fish is in my pocket. 251 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,466 CHRIS: Brendan's brains are floating in his bathtub. 252 00:17:21,759 --> 00:17:23,426 Message job. Through the eye. 253 00:17:23,635 --> 00:17:24,677 Moe Greene special. 254 00:17:25,095 --> 00:17:27,847 - Uncle Junior. - What do you mean, Moe Greene? 255 00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:29,015 In one. 256 00:17:29,224 --> 00:17:33,144 Moe's eyes got too big for his stomach, so they put a caliber in his eye. 257 00:17:33,437 --> 00:17:34,979 Mikey Palmice does their hits. 258 00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:38,483 - In his glasses, you mean. - Glasses, eyes. Why quibble? 259 00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:41,235 I'm at the World Trade Center. 260 00:17:46,283 --> 00:17:48,576 What are you doing? Palmice's a made guy. 261 00:17:48,786 --> 00:17:50,912 He didn't have the balls to do it himself. 262 00:17:51,163 --> 00:17:53,831 Contracted these Russians, and he killed my friend. 263 00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:57,794 Our response should suit the message. 264 00:17:59,671 --> 00:18:01,172 In the mouth means he was a rat. 265 00:18:01,423 --> 00:18:05,176 It's just how Francis framed the shot, for the shock value. 266 00:18:05,469 --> 00:18:07,845 Brendan didn't deserve it. Don't talk me out of it. 267 00:18:08,055 --> 00:18:09,847 Listen, you can't touch Mikey. 268 00:18:10,057 --> 00:18:13,768 Your uncle's pissing on your head, what do you expect me to do? 269 00:18:14,019 --> 00:18:18,564 I'm on it, T. I know where Mikey's house is, over by Route 10. 270 00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:23,361 No. He tries to leave, you break his other neck. 271 00:18:33,205 --> 00:18:35,540 [HAMMERING] 272 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,230 Hey, Mr. GQ. Got a ticket. 273 00:18:59,857 --> 00:19:02,191 - How you doing, Mikey? - How you doing? 274 00:19:04,361 --> 00:19:06,028 [SCREAMS] 275 00:19:08,198 --> 00:19:09,574 Son of a... 276 00:19:10,242 --> 00:19:13,578 Your suit's wrinkled. Here, let me fix it up for you. 277 00:19:14,413 --> 00:19:16,455 Why are you screaming? Free alterations. 278 00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:19,041 Missed a spot. 279 00:19:22,588 --> 00:19:24,130 This is overdue. 280 00:19:31,388 --> 00:19:33,598 [LAUGHING] 281 00:19:34,683 --> 00:19:36,267 Hear about the Chinese godfather? 282 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,228 He made them an offer they couldn't understand. 283 00:19:40,397 --> 00:19:42,273 We gonna stop before it gets out of hand? 284 00:19:42,566 --> 00:19:45,610 - Not even a hello? - I'm here because I love you. 285 00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:47,153 And I respect you. 286 00:19:47,446 --> 00:19:49,572 Don't pretend you're paying me respect. 287 00:19:49,781 --> 00:19:51,908 A son who throws his mother in an asylum. 288 00:19:52,159 --> 00:19:53,868 She lives like a poveretta. 289 00:19:56,455 --> 00:19:58,164 That's none of your business. 290 00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:02,084 Your friends get in my business, expect me to turn the cheek. 291 00:20:02,294 --> 00:20:04,170 The truck was made good to you. 292 00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:09,050 I'm sitting here like patience on a monument, waiting for discipline. 293 00:20:09,259 --> 00:20:11,802 Your boys were warned, and still they embarrass me. 294 00:20:12,054 --> 00:20:15,473 I run my crew my way. What you did was extreme. 295 00:20:15,724 --> 00:20:17,308 Now you're my judge? 296 00:20:17,809 --> 00:20:20,144 I answer to bigger people than you, my friend. 297 00:20:20,437 --> 00:20:22,313 Like Jackie? 298 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:24,523 Want to take this to his deathbed? 299 00:20:27,444 --> 00:20:30,655 That nephew of yours we gave a high colonic... 300 00:20:30,864 --> 00:20:32,531 ...he earns good? 301 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,118 - He's coming up. - Okay. 302 00:20:36,662 --> 00:20:38,120 He works for me now. 303 00:20:40,082 --> 00:20:41,457 Excuse me? 304 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:44,335 Maybe he gives you agita for a change. 305 00:20:45,337 --> 00:20:49,674 You got some set of balls, you know that? Absolutely not. 306 00:20:50,175 --> 00:20:53,928 I show you my hand, and you slap it away. 307 00:20:57,474 --> 00:20:59,100 What's the matter with you? 308 00:20:59,309 --> 00:21:02,561 Why can't we talk like adults anymore, huh? 309 00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:04,438 Out. 310 00:21:04,648 --> 00:21:07,775 Next time you come in, you come heavy or not at all. 311 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,989 You don't mean that. 312 00:21:35,929 --> 00:21:40,891 By the time I get to take the sergeant exam, the pay scale is frozen by law. 313 00:21:41,143 --> 00:21:43,060 Why are we following these people? 314 00:21:43,353 --> 00:21:46,605 They grabbed a meal, saw a movie. So what? 315 00:21:46,898 --> 00:21:48,941 Luckily they stopped at that package store. 316 00:21:49,693 --> 00:21:50,693 I got a juice. 317 00:21:50,902 --> 00:21:53,529 Yeah, I can smell the potatoes. 318 00:21:53,739 --> 00:21:55,323 Hey, listen, asshole. 319 00:21:55,532 --> 00:21:59,618 Same make and model left the scene of a homicide on Long Island. 320 00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:01,162 Stay fucking current. 321 00:22:06,043 --> 00:22:08,586 You broke it off with the shlub after a week? 322 00:22:08,837 --> 00:22:11,464 I know. I feel for you males. 323 00:22:11,757 --> 00:22:15,259 It's our goddamned fault you don't know how to act. 324 00:22:15,469 --> 00:22:16,969 Admitting mistakes. 325 00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:21,849 We tell you to be more sensitive, you join Promise Keepers. 326 00:22:23,226 --> 00:22:27,480 We say, "Get in touch with your feelings." You run into the woods... 327 00:22:27,773 --> 00:22:31,484 ...gunking yourselves with bear fat, beating a drum. 328 00:22:31,777 --> 00:22:33,486 Don't ruin my evening. 329 00:22:33,737 --> 00:22:35,321 - You know what I mean. - Sure. 330 00:22:35,947 --> 00:22:38,407 You want someone who's sensitive to your needs... 331 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:42,036 ...but still decisive enough for a grope in the closet. 332 00:22:42,329 --> 00:22:43,329 Yeah. 333 00:22:43,622 --> 00:22:45,873 Something like that. 334 00:22:46,124 --> 00:22:47,792 [SIRENS] 335 00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:50,294 Oh, shit! That's all I need. 336 00:22:52,089 --> 00:22:53,339 We were speeding? 337 00:22:53,548 --> 00:22:55,341 I wasn't looking. 338 00:22:55,634 --> 00:22:57,134 Pull over. 339 00:23:17,989 --> 00:23:20,491 License and registration, please. 340 00:23:23,829 --> 00:23:26,997 I'm sorry, officer. Did I do something wrong? 341 00:23:27,999 --> 00:23:29,417 Detective. 342 00:23:30,836 --> 00:23:33,129 You crossed the double line, have you been drinking? 343 00:23:33,338 --> 00:23:35,047 We had wine with dinner. 344 00:23:35,340 --> 00:23:36,924 Step out of the car, please. 345 00:23:37,175 --> 00:23:39,009 I don't believe this. 346 00:23:39,678 --> 00:23:43,139 Just relax, Randall, and do what he says, okay? 347 00:23:46,518 --> 00:23:50,229 I need you to walk a straight line to me, sir. Heel to toe. 348 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,064 RANDALL: Look... 349 00:23:52,524 --> 00:23:54,233 I applaud your vigilance. 350 00:23:54,526 --> 00:23:56,610 But this is unnecessary, all right? 351 00:23:56,862 --> 00:23:59,113 I'm a lawyer. I know I'm under the limit. 352 00:23:59,364 --> 00:24:01,157 - Open the trunk, please. - What? 353 00:24:01,366 --> 00:24:03,784 - You want to search my golf...? - Open it! 354 00:24:04,035 --> 00:24:05,161 I will not! 355 00:24:05,454 --> 00:24:07,288 You ever hear of probable cause? 356 00:24:07,539 --> 00:24:10,040 Oh, yeah, that's a real good legalese! 357 00:24:10,292 --> 00:24:12,042 Are you resisting arrest? 358 00:24:12,377 --> 00:24:13,878 Hey! 359 00:24:14,546 --> 00:24:16,172 Vin, fucking cool it! 360 00:24:17,883 --> 00:24:19,175 He can't do that! 361 00:24:19,384 --> 00:24:22,261 - Back in the car! - He didn't do anything wrong! 362 00:24:22,471 --> 00:24:24,388 LEWIS: Back in the car, now! 363 00:24:24,890 --> 00:24:26,724 Come on, let's go! 364 00:24:29,227 --> 00:24:31,312 I perceived what I thought was a weapon. 365 00:24:31,521 --> 00:24:33,689 LEWIS: What the hell's wrong with you, Vin? 366 00:24:33,899 --> 00:24:37,109 Take him. DUI, resisting arrest, assaulting an officer. 367 00:24:37,402 --> 00:24:39,528 - What's he...? - Do it! 368 00:24:39,821 --> 00:24:41,322 LEWIS: Jesus Christ! 369 00:24:45,285 --> 00:24:46,535 Don't you touch me! 370 00:24:47,078 --> 00:24:50,998 You got prime rib at home. Don't be going out for hamburgers. 371 00:24:51,249 --> 00:24:54,418 What? What are you talking about? 372 00:24:54,669 --> 00:24:56,086 Randall! 373 00:24:56,338 --> 00:24:58,339 Randall, I'll follow you! 374 00:24:58,507 --> 00:25:02,051 I'm gonna call my lawyer, you fuck, you! 375 00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:05,262 She's seeing a Randall Curtin, tax lawyer. 376 00:25:05,639 --> 00:25:07,264 He lives at... 377 00:25:08,266 --> 00:25:11,060 ...1242 Rennsalaer Road. 378 00:25:11,269 --> 00:25:13,771 He's divorced, got two kids. 379 00:25:14,648 --> 00:25:16,482 He's the country club type. 380 00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:19,401 Not much in the balls department, I might add. 381 00:25:19,611 --> 00:25:20,861 What about her? 382 00:25:21,112 --> 00:25:24,406 The good doctor, in her office at 8 a.m., leaves at 6. 383 00:25:24,658 --> 00:25:26,575 Orders a tuna sub and Diet Coke. 384 00:25:27,285 --> 00:25:31,163 She's got a three-bedroom condo in Essex Fells. Shops at Pathmark. 385 00:25:31,414 --> 00:25:33,999 She's divorced, one kid, 19. 386 00:25:34,376 --> 00:25:36,460 Outside of schmucko, she don't get out much. 387 00:25:36,670 --> 00:25:38,420 But she does see a shrink. 388 00:25:39,214 --> 00:25:40,464 She what? 389 00:25:40,674 --> 00:25:44,885 Yeah, she sees a shrink, once a week. His name is Elliot Kupferburg. 390 00:25:45,595 --> 00:25:47,471 Fuck me! 391 00:25:47,806 --> 00:25:50,641 She don't fuck anyone, from what I can tell. 392 00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:52,935 It's not because she don't got the goods. 393 00:25:53,186 --> 00:25:56,188 She left her blinds up, I got some of them Victoria Secret-type snaps. 394 00:25:56,731 --> 00:25:58,148 If you're interested. 395 00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,858 A little a this? 396 00:26:00,986 --> 00:26:02,653 - Good enough, then? - Yeah. 397 00:26:03,071 --> 00:26:04,363 You got any Advil? 398 00:26:04,614 --> 00:26:06,365 What am I, a fucking pharmacy? 399 00:26:08,076 --> 00:26:11,370 What you got on Friday's game? I got three bills on Rutgers. 400 00:26:11,580 --> 00:26:13,747 That'll solve all your problems. 401 00:26:23,425 --> 00:26:24,675 Thank you. 402 00:26:26,261 --> 00:26:28,012 With a stapler?! 403 00:26:28,430 --> 00:26:31,265 JIMMY: I heard Mikey had to give up that nice suit. 404 00:26:32,183 --> 00:26:34,184 He got too attached to it. 405 00:26:35,103 --> 00:26:39,523 Michael Palmice's been a disease since he was 5, he had it coming. 406 00:26:39,691 --> 00:26:41,609 It don't make things any easier. 407 00:26:41,860 --> 00:26:45,029 - My uncle's stubborn. - Stubborn enough to go to war? 408 00:26:50,577 --> 00:26:52,202 What kind of a word is that? 409 00:26:52,454 --> 00:26:55,122 There hasn't been a war since the Columbo thing. 410 00:26:55,373 --> 00:26:56,624 Everybody decided. 411 00:26:56,875 --> 00:26:59,668 No one's going to the mattresses these days. 412 00:26:59,919 --> 00:27:03,547 I got a top-of-the-line Posturepedic at my house. Fuck it. 413 00:27:05,467 --> 00:27:07,968 If Jackie wasn't sick, this wouldn't have happened. 414 00:27:08,178 --> 00:27:09,386 You're right. 415 00:27:09,679 --> 00:27:11,889 So one of us captains gotta step up. 416 00:27:12,057 --> 00:27:14,016 Lack of control is fucking up this family. 417 00:27:14,225 --> 00:27:16,268 - That's true. - You can say that again. 418 00:27:16,561 --> 00:27:21,065 If the old man were here, instead of in that cell in Springfield... 419 00:27:21,358 --> 00:27:24,234 ...he'd say, "Raymond, this is your moment." 420 00:27:24,486 --> 00:27:27,071 Go easy with the grease gun, okay? 421 00:27:27,572 --> 00:27:31,909 You're the Boy Wonder. Him and Jackie both had you picked from day one. 422 00:27:32,410 --> 00:27:34,244 You got the age, the seniority. 423 00:27:34,496 --> 00:27:37,581 I also got an 18-year-old with MS, okay? 424 00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:40,250 I told Nucci I'd be doing less, not more. 425 00:27:40,502 --> 00:27:44,588 All due respect to your crippled kid, you don't want a wire up your ass. 426 00:27:44,756 --> 00:27:47,758 That's why you should be boss, you're so fucking smart. 427 00:27:48,009 --> 00:27:51,220 And it's "physically challenged." 428 00:27:51,429 --> 00:27:52,638 Absolutely. 429 00:27:54,599 --> 00:27:56,767 Why don't we run it like a council? 430 00:27:57,018 --> 00:28:01,563 Larry, the old guys set this up as a paramilitary organization. 431 00:28:01,815 --> 00:28:05,401 We need a supreme commander, not the fucking Dave Clark Five. 432 00:28:07,445 --> 00:28:10,989 Face it, T. You and Junior are gonna have to duke it out. 433 00:28:11,241 --> 00:28:12,825 RAYMOND: You've gotta be boss. 434 00:28:13,076 --> 00:28:14,952 Number one, I'm not the man. 435 00:28:15,203 --> 00:28:18,247 Number two, he's got New York behind him. 436 00:28:18,456 --> 00:28:20,958 Not for anything, God bless your uncle... 437 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:24,211 ...but he's living in the wrong century. New York knows it. 438 00:28:26,548 --> 00:28:29,091 You want it, T, you'll get there okay. 439 00:28:29,342 --> 00:28:32,553 It's the right thing. It's inevitable. 440 00:28:33,012 --> 00:28:35,097 I don't want no disturbance. 441 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,655 Hey, what's up? 442 00:28:52,157 --> 00:28:53,407 Nothing. 443 00:28:54,701 --> 00:28:56,660 Bet you told your mom what happened. 444 00:28:56,911 --> 00:28:58,287 What are you, high?! 445 00:29:00,123 --> 00:29:03,333 Well, you owe me $40 for the shirt. The collar was ripped. 446 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,502 You still owe me for 4th of July. 447 00:29:05,712 --> 00:29:07,463 Bottle rockets? I paid for them. 448 00:29:07,714 --> 00:29:11,508 Not for the M-80s. Remember, the ones we blew up the frogs with? 449 00:29:11,718 --> 00:29:14,011 Oh, yeah. That was pretty cool. 450 00:29:14,179 --> 00:29:15,596 Yeah. 451 00:29:16,973 --> 00:29:18,640 Just give me the money. 452 00:29:18,850 --> 00:29:20,601 That thing was gay! I did you a favor. 453 00:29:20,852 --> 00:29:22,144 You're gonna do it! 454 00:29:22,353 --> 00:29:24,271 Make me, fatty! 455 00:29:25,523 --> 00:29:27,274 - Dickwad! - Asshole! 456 00:29:28,026 --> 00:29:29,151 KIDS: Whoa! 457 00:29:32,614 --> 00:29:34,072 JEREMY: Shithead! 458 00:29:35,366 --> 00:29:37,201 A.J: Bitch! Come on. 459 00:29:38,495 --> 00:29:40,078 JEREMY: Let's go, shithead! 460 00:29:41,039 --> 00:29:43,081 - Let me go! - So I can kick your ass again? 461 00:29:43,291 --> 00:29:45,042 I was kicking your ass! 462 00:29:45,210 --> 00:29:46,543 Nobody won, it was a draw. 463 00:29:46,753 --> 00:29:49,880 The Pit, tomorrow, 3:00. 464 00:29:51,883 --> 00:29:54,885 Help me with the chinch bugs, they're killing my corn. 465 00:29:55,220 --> 00:29:58,055 This stuff works pretty well. It's safe for the environment. 466 00:29:58,264 --> 00:29:59,723 I tried that. 467 00:30:00,558 --> 00:30:02,684 You got any DDT back there? 468 00:30:02,894 --> 00:30:05,020 That stuff's illegal, it's been banned. 469 00:30:05,230 --> 00:30:07,564 Maybe you have a little surplus back there. 470 00:30:07,857 --> 00:30:09,191 I'll meet you back there. 471 00:30:09,526 --> 00:30:11,109 If I could help, I would... 472 00:30:11,319 --> 00:30:15,072 Mr. Piocosta! Right? How you doing? 473 00:30:17,867 --> 00:30:21,119 You remember, our boys went to Camp Aheka together? 474 00:30:21,329 --> 00:30:23,413 - Of course, Tony. How are you? - Good. 475 00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:26,124 Your kid still got that killer crossover dribble? 476 00:30:26,334 --> 00:30:27,835 Yeah, I guess so. 477 00:30:28,044 --> 00:30:29,586 That'll get him a scholarship. 478 00:30:29,838 --> 00:30:31,046 So how's Anthony? 479 00:30:31,714 --> 00:30:35,133 He's moody, you know. For a kid that age, you know. 480 00:30:36,427 --> 00:30:37,886 Nice seeing you, Tony. 481 00:30:38,096 --> 00:30:41,139 Why don't we get together and cook dogs for the boys? 482 00:30:41,432 --> 00:30:46,562 Tony, I don't even know if these guys are close anymore. 483 00:30:47,230 --> 00:30:48,564 Did Anthony say anything? 484 00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:51,066 I'll have Carmela call Joanie. 485 00:30:52,277 --> 00:30:53,527 Linda. 486 00:30:54,487 --> 00:30:58,448 That's great. Tony, that's great. I'll see you around. 487 00:31:13,256 --> 00:31:14,464 [HUFFS] 488 00:31:26,644 --> 00:31:30,063 [RASPY BREATHING] 489 00:31:30,982 --> 00:31:33,275 [DISHES CLATTERING] 490 00:31:34,277 --> 00:31:36,320 - Tony! TONY: Yeah? 491 00:31:36,529 --> 00:31:39,489 Oh, my God! Tony! 492 00:31:44,162 --> 00:31:47,831 I thought the medication was supposed to help your panic attacks. 493 00:31:50,043 --> 00:31:53,253 It does. It's the first one in a while. 494 00:31:54,047 --> 00:31:58,050 What does your therapist say? He should increase your dosage. 495 00:31:59,510 --> 00:32:03,388 He's got more degrees than a thermometer. Don't worry about it. 496 00:32:06,351 --> 00:32:09,436 Does your therapist ask questions about our marriage? 497 00:32:10,188 --> 00:32:13,023 I know personal feelings are hard for you to talk about. 498 00:32:13,191 --> 00:32:15,275 That's all we do is talk. 499 00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:19,655 Carm, I'm gonna quit. 500 00:32:21,199 --> 00:32:25,285 - Did you bring this up with him? - Yeah. He knows. 501 00:32:26,037 --> 00:32:27,371 I guess. 502 00:32:30,375 --> 00:32:33,669 I forgot to take my Prozac this morning. 503 00:32:33,878 --> 00:32:36,630 It's up in the bathroom, can you get it? 504 00:32:38,883 --> 00:32:43,053 I know with Jackie sick, you're under tremendous pressure. 505 00:32:43,346 --> 00:32:47,599 But I feel if the therapy didn't hurt, it wouldn't be helping! 506 00:32:49,852 --> 00:32:52,270 - You don't understand. - That's why you're in therapy. 507 00:32:52,647 --> 00:32:54,690 Because I don't understand! 508 00:32:55,066 --> 00:32:59,277 I'm telling you, if you give up now, I'll have to re-evaluate things. 509 00:32:59,904 --> 00:33:01,655 What is that, huh? 510 00:33:02,490 --> 00:33:05,492 I got a sensitive job, I'm not an average Joe on the block. 511 00:33:05,785 --> 00:33:07,369 It's our marriage, Tony! 512 00:33:07,704 --> 00:33:09,621 Therapy is too much exposure! 513 00:33:09,914 --> 00:33:12,708 Fine! You live with the results then. 514 00:33:14,377 --> 00:33:15,752 What's that, a threat? 515 00:33:15,962 --> 00:33:20,841 No, Tony, it's a rave review. Get your own fucking pills. 516 00:33:26,514 --> 00:33:28,432 How long did the attack last? 517 00:33:28,808 --> 00:33:30,851 About 30 seconds. 518 00:33:32,395 --> 00:33:36,440 I was dizzy, out of breath. That's it, I never lost consciousness. 519 00:33:36,649 --> 00:33:37,941 Anything since? 520 00:33:40,862 --> 00:33:45,073 I'll write you a scrip for Xanax, just for a couple of days. 521 00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:48,785 It'll get you over the short-term stresses. 522 00:33:50,872 --> 00:33:55,709 My uncle's got me in a box where I gotta do something I don't want to do. 523 00:34:00,965 --> 00:34:02,799 Then there's my mother. 524 00:34:02,967 --> 00:34:07,429 Four grand a month and she acts like I'm an Eskimo, pushing her out to sea. 525 00:34:11,976 --> 00:34:13,769 She's testing. 526 00:34:15,396 --> 00:34:16,980 Same as your uncle. 527 00:34:18,608 --> 00:34:20,150 Like little kids. 528 00:34:20,902 --> 00:34:23,320 There's a good book about this. 529 00:34:23,988 --> 00:34:25,655 No, I read, I go right out. 530 00:34:25,990 --> 00:34:29,826 It's Strategies for Coping with Elder Family. 531 00:34:31,996 --> 00:34:33,997 You can't fucking spank them. 532 00:34:34,207 --> 00:34:38,168 Would it hurt to let your mother think she's still in charge? 533 00:34:38,419 --> 00:34:41,129 You have children, you know what they're like. 534 00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:46,510 Sometimes it's important to let them have the illusion of being in control. 535 00:34:58,731 --> 00:35:00,023 Chris, my man! 536 00:35:00,191 --> 00:35:01,441 Surprised to see me? 537 00:35:01,651 --> 00:35:04,986 Heard they took you for a ride. Tour of the Meadowlands. 538 00:35:06,948 --> 00:35:08,657 Heard you had a little b.m. 539 00:35:08,950 --> 00:35:11,451 - You got my cut? - They came and took it. 540 00:35:12,245 --> 00:35:14,162 - Who? - Junior Soprano's boys. 541 00:35:14,372 --> 00:35:16,623 They said it's their corner now. 542 00:35:16,958 --> 00:35:18,208 You let them? 543 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:20,710 I don't argue well sucking on a Smith & Wesson. 544 00:35:20,962 --> 00:35:23,171 - You didn't beep me? YO YO: Word on the street... 545 00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:26,842 ...you out of commission. Sorry, man, business. 546 00:35:28,845 --> 00:35:33,098 You know, there's no one I'd rather give my 10 points to than you. 547 00:35:34,475 --> 00:35:37,185 It's all right. It's not your fault. 548 00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:39,604 I'm glad to hear you say that, man. 549 00:35:40,481 --> 00:35:41,731 YO YO: Sneaky motherfucker. 550 00:35:43,818 --> 00:35:45,110 Shit! 551 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:52,284 I don't care if they shove a scud missile up your ass. 552 00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:56,913 It's my corner. Pay anyone but me, I'm coming back for your thumbs! 553 00:35:57,081 --> 00:35:59,916 And that didn't happen, what you said! 554 00:36:01,002 --> 00:36:02,419 [YO YO GROANS] 555 00:36:05,756 --> 00:36:07,591 I'm gonna kill you! 556 00:36:12,763 --> 00:36:14,598 GIRL: Good luck, A.J. 557 00:36:15,057 --> 00:36:17,601 LANCE: If you get in trouble, go for the takedown. 558 00:36:17,810 --> 00:36:21,146 Sweep kick and steamroll, the game is over. 559 00:36:21,439 --> 00:36:23,273 All you're doing is making me nervous. 560 00:36:23,441 --> 00:36:26,401 - Want a Nitro bar? - Would you shut the fuck up? 561 00:36:27,570 --> 00:36:30,947 - He's coming! - It's the moment of truth. 562 00:37:04,398 --> 00:37:07,275 - Here. - What the hell is that? 563 00:37:08,069 --> 00:37:09,361 Just take it. 564 00:37:10,571 --> 00:37:11,821 I'll fight you for it. 565 00:37:12,365 --> 00:37:13,615 I can't! 566 00:37:14,075 --> 00:37:16,868 - What do you mean, can't? - Just take it! 567 00:37:21,958 --> 00:37:23,416 I knew you'd chicken out. 568 00:37:29,215 --> 00:37:31,049 He chickened out, he's scared. 569 00:37:31,259 --> 00:37:33,260 He's real scared of you. 570 00:37:33,469 --> 00:37:35,303 What's that supposed to mean? 571 00:37:35,513 --> 00:37:37,847 You won, man! Yeah, Tonio, you won! 572 00:37:38,057 --> 00:37:39,307 BOY: I'm leaving. 573 00:37:41,185 --> 00:37:44,104 [KIDS GRUMBLING] 574 00:37:52,446 --> 00:37:55,282 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 575 00:38:19,223 --> 00:38:21,433 FEMALE TV ANNOUNCER: One of gangland's youngest alleged leaders... 576 00:38:21,726 --> 00:38:24,769 ...died late this afternoon at St. Isaac's Hospital. 577 00:38:25,021 --> 00:38:26,938 Turn it off! Turn the music off! 578 00:38:27,148 --> 00:38:29,232 One of the state's top Mafia figures... 579 00:38:29,483 --> 00:38:31,776 ...was first hospitalized last year. 580 00:38:32,069 --> 00:38:37,240 Authorities called Aprile the acting boss for 74-year-old "Eckley" DeMeo... 581 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:41,244 ...currently serving a life sentence in Springfield Penitentiary. 582 00:38:41,454 --> 00:38:43,246 Authorities say he was made acting boss... 583 00:38:43,456 --> 00:38:46,291 ...for the North Jersey Mafia two years ago. 584 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:48,918 Aprile was 44 years old. 585 00:38:52,381 --> 00:38:55,967 Damn it, I was just there. He told me he wouldn't go today. 586 00:38:58,763 --> 00:39:01,556 I'll never forget where I was this day. 587 00:39:06,562 --> 00:39:10,231 PUSSY: Sorry, T. PAULIE: He was a good man. 588 00:39:14,445 --> 00:39:16,404 Let's do a toast, give me a toast. 589 00:39:19,075 --> 00:39:21,951 To a great man. To a great leader. 590 00:39:22,787 --> 00:39:24,454 A great friend. 591 00:39:26,791 --> 00:39:28,333 To Jackie. 592 00:39:30,127 --> 00:39:31,669 Buon'anima. 593 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,885 T! 594 00:39:39,970 --> 00:39:42,764 - You hear what happened? - Just now. 595 00:39:43,474 --> 00:39:47,227 That's not all! I go to make a pickup from Yo Yo Mendez... 596 00:39:47,436 --> 00:39:50,021 ...he says it ain't my corner anymore. It's Junior's. 597 00:39:50,272 --> 00:39:52,023 Christopher, this ain't the time. 598 00:39:52,274 --> 00:39:53,483 CHRIS: They're moving in! 599 00:39:53,984 --> 00:39:56,611 I say we go to Def Con 4. 600 00:39:58,447 --> 00:39:59,989 I gotta assess this, all right? 601 00:40:00,241 --> 00:40:01,908 What are we, politicians? 602 00:40:02,159 --> 00:40:04,119 Does this look like the Senate? 603 00:40:04,370 --> 00:40:06,329 This is about respect of our thing! 604 00:40:06,497 --> 00:40:08,498 Shut the fuck up! It doesn't concern you! 605 00:40:08,791 --> 00:40:13,169 I represent you, and I'm tired of putting my tail between my legs! 606 00:40:13,462 --> 00:40:15,338 This ain't negotiation time! 607 00:40:15,506 --> 00:40:19,134 This is Scarface, final scene, fucking bazookas under each arm. 608 00:40:19,385 --> 00:40:21,010 "Say hello to my little friend!" 609 00:40:21,303 --> 00:40:23,096 Always with the scenarios. 610 00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:27,016 You don't do something, I gotta question your leadership! 611 00:40:28,519 --> 00:40:29,727 You ungrateful little fuck! 612 00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:32,689 Where'd you get the balls to question my leadership? 613 00:40:32,940 --> 00:40:34,691 I'm just saying how it is! 614 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:37,861 I'll rip your fucking head off and finish the job! 615 00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,863 - You're the boss! - That's right... 616 00:40:40,114 --> 00:40:43,908 ...I am. And you're lucky a man I loved died today. 617 00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,715 Here we go, war of '99. 618 00:40:58,966 --> 00:41:00,216 We should go. 619 00:41:00,426 --> 00:41:03,094 You do what you're told, when you're told! 620 00:41:04,972 --> 00:41:06,264 Adiós, Junior. 621 00:41:35,044 --> 00:41:36,252 Uncle Junior... 622 00:41:37,505 --> 00:41:38,838 ...I need to talk to you. 623 00:41:42,927 --> 00:41:46,429 I came in heavy, like you said, but I don't want to use it. 624 00:42:04,281 --> 00:42:06,157 Our friend Jackie has died. 625 00:42:08,452 --> 00:42:09,661 I heard. 626 00:42:10,246 --> 00:42:11,996 And we need a leader. 627 00:42:14,041 --> 00:42:15,375 We do. 628 00:42:20,130 --> 00:42:22,590 I don't want any confusion or misunderstanding. 629 00:42:23,008 --> 00:42:24,259 Yes. 630 00:42:26,512 --> 00:42:29,931 Sopranos have been waiting a long time to take the reins. 631 00:42:35,938 --> 00:42:38,398 That's why I want it to be you, Uncle Jun. 632 00:42:44,989 --> 00:42:46,823 This is your decision? 633 00:42:47,283 --> 00:42:48,491 It is. 634 00:42:48,993 --> 00:42:50,660 You speak for the captains? 635 00:42:51,745 --> 00:42:53,121 I can. 636 00:42:54,915 --> 00:42:56,207 Come here. 637 00:42:57,501 --> 00:42:59,502 You crazy cetriolo. 638 00:42:59,712 --> 00:43:01,462 You had me worried there. 639 00:43:01,672 --> 00:43:04,090 You think I'm gonna mess with a guy like you? 640 00:43:04,341 --> 00:43:06,843 You been pumping iron? Strong as a bull. 641 00:43:07,261 --> 00:43:09,846 Call Parcells, give this guy a tryout. 642 00:43:10,055 --> 00:43:12,682 - Come here. - Always the bullshitter. 643 00:43:13,017 --> 00:43:15,101 Just one thing, one thing. 644 00:43:15,436 --> 00:43:18,479 You know I can't be perceived to lose face, right? 645 00:43:19,815 --> 00:43:21,024 So... 646 00:43:23,110 --> 00:43:24,694 ...Bloomfield... 647 00:43:26,030 --> 00:43:28,072 ...and the Paving Union. 648 00:43:28,324 --> 00:43:30,325 That's my asking price. 649 00:43:36,874 --> 00:43:38,333 Congratulations. 650 00:43:41,378 --> 00:43:43,504 You know the rules. 651 00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:50,011 I almost got in a fight today. 652 00:43:50,220 --> 00:43:51,471 Fight? 653 00:43:51,722 --> 00:43:53,723 With Jeremy Piocosta. 654 00:43:54,016 --> 00:43:56,517 I take French with his brother, he's such a poser. 655 00:43:56,894 --> 00:44:00,563 - Who won? - No one. He backed out. 656 00:44:00,814 --> 00:44:03,441 Phil Litto said, "Yeah, he's real scared of you." 657 00:44:03,651 --> 00:44:05,652 When I asked what that meant, they all laughed. 658 00:44:05,903 --> 00:44:08,488 - Duh. - What do you mean? 659 00:44:09,365 --> 00:44:11,616 Sometimes you're so naive. 660 00:44:11,867 --> 00:44:13,910 What does Dad do for a living? 661 00:44:14,161 --> 00:44:15,578 Waste management. 662 00:44:15,829 --> 00:44:18,414 Do you know any other garbage men who live like this? 663 00:44:18,666 --> 00:44:19,916 Uncle Jackie. 664 00:44:20,417 --> 00:44:23,211 Why do we call him "uncle" when he's not related? 665 00:44:25,255 --> 00:44:27,090 He's in Dad's other family. 666 00:44:29,927 --> 00:44:31,260 Come here. 667 00:44:35,432 --> 00:44:37,016 [TYPES] 668 00:44:42,272 --> 00:44:43,940 I'll print it out for you. 669 00:44:56,286 --> 00:44:59,205 [GUNFIRE SOUNDS] 670 00:45:05,421 --> 00:45:07,630 [RINGS DOORBELL] 671 00:45:10,801 --> 00:45:12,218 [MELFI KNOCKS] 672 00:45:25,649 --> 00:45:26,858 Hi! 673 00:45:27,276 --> 00:45:28,651 Jennifer. 674 00:45:29,570 --> 00:45:30,987 I tried calling. 675 00:45:31,405 --> 00:45:34,490 Yeah, the phone's off the hook. Come on in. 676 00:45:40,831 --> 00:45:43,458 I guess we won't be going to dinner. 677 00:45:44,126 --> 00:45:45,918 I'm worried, Jennifer. 678 00:45:49,339 --> 00:45:52,049 I think I'm starting to lose it. 679 00:45:52,301 --> 00:45:55,261 I was standing in line in the doughnut shop. 680 00:45:55,512 --> 00:45:57,221 A man in a booth looked at me. 681 00:45:57,431 --> 00:46:00,683 All of a sudden, I started shaking uncontrollably. 682 00:46:00,851 --> 00:46:03,269 The lady says "next," I ran away. 683 00:46:06,190 --> 00:46:07,607 Hey... 684 00:46:08,484 --> 00:46:12,612 You've been through a very traumatic experience. 685 00:46:14,364 --> 00:46:16,365 I hate to admit this... 686 00:46:17,451 --> 00:46:19,869 ...but I'm afraid to go outside. 687 00:46:22,831 --> 00:46:27,043 I got this crazy idea that I'm being followed. 688 00:46:28,253 --> 00:46:31,172 And this song keeps running through my head. 689 00:46:31,381 --> 00:46:34,300 "People are Strange," The Doors. 690 00:46:34,551 --> 00:46:39,680 Where, "faces look evil when you're alienated." 691 00:46:39,890 --> 00:46:41,182 Randall... 692 00:46:41,850 --> 00:46:45,311 Dead at 27 in a Paris bathtub. 693 00:46:45,687 --> 00:46:48,689 I think you should go and talk to Mel Gelbar. 694 00:46:48,899 --> 00:46:52,235 He specializes in post-traumatic stress disorder. 695 00:46:52,861 --> 00:46:55,446 You couldn't prescribe something? 696 00:46:56,031 --> 00:46:57,907 I'm your date, not your doctor. 697 00:46:58,492 --> 00:47:01,661 Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. No. 698 00:47:32,609 --> 00:47:35,903 Saw my first dead body when I was about 15. 699 00:47:36,196 --> 00:47:37,822 Maybe 16. 700 00:47:38,365 --> 00:47:41,826 I won't tell you about how he got clipped because it was... 701 00:47:45,455 --> 00:47:46,664 Sorry. 702 00:47:47,082 --> 00:47:48,416 You okay? 703 00:47:49,626 --> 00:47:51,127 I was thinking... 704 00:47:51,420 --> 00:47:55,590 I guess I live a sheltered existence. 705 00:47:55,841 --> 00:47:57,216 How so? 706 00:48:00,137 --> 00:48:02,722 I'm in this room for 10 hours a day. 707 00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:08,811 I guess I'm out of touch with the climate of rage in American society... 708 00:48:11,523 --> 00:48:13,733 ...the casual violence. 709 00:48:15,152 --> 00:48:17,153 Your voice is all tight. 710 00:48:21,617 --> 00:48:25,661 This week my, my friend got beat up... 711 00:48:26,413 --> 00:48:28,331 ...by a policeman, no less. 712 00:48:30,626 --> 00:48:31,834 Oh, yeah? 713 00:48:32,461 --> 00:48:34,462 It was a nightmare. 714 00:48:37,049 --> 00:48:38,257 Wow. 715 00:48:39,676 --> 00:48:44,472 I mean, I don't know if this cop was crazy or drunk or what. 716 00:48:44,681 --> 00:48:49,852 But he was raving, "prime rib, hamburger," it was surreal. 717 00:48:51,021 --> 00:48:52,897 Fucking moron. 718 00:48:55,859 --> 00:49:00,112 I mean, it sounds like this guy is a fucking moron. 719 00:49:00,364 --> 00:49:03,532 My friend's filing suit against the city. 720 00:49:03,784 --> 00:49:07,662 The worst part of it is, our relationship will never be the same. 721 00:49:08,038 --> 00:49:09,372 Sorry. 722 00:49:09,539 --> 00:49:11,666 Oh, it wasn't your fault! 723 00:49:12,834 --> 00:49:15,920 Hey, this is your session. 724 00:49:16,213 --> 00:49:18,381 I'm, I'm sorry, this is... 725 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,424 ...very unprofessional. 726 00:49:20,634 --> 00:49:23,886 It's all right, you had your wits scared out of you. 727 00:49:24,888 --> 00:49:26,681 Is the Xanax helping? 728 00:49:28,016 --> 00:49:30,059 It's fine, no more attacks. 729 00:49:32,854 --> 00:49:34,855 But you still have your doubts? 730 00:49:37,025 --> 00:49:39,819 About therapy? No, no, no, no. 731 00:49:41,029 --> 00:49:44,073 Giving it another chance. Get a lot of good ideas here. 732 00:49:45,826 --> 00:49:47,076 Okay. 733 00:49:47,411 --> 00:49:49,078 On how to cope. 734 00:49:54,626 --> 00:49:58,379 Tell me why this was a smart move, to make Junior the Big Willie. 735 00:49:58,588 --> 00:50:02,883 Look at him. He's content. Thinks he's the king of kings. 736 00:50:05,262 --> 00:50:07,638 Truth is, every decision is made by me. 737 00:50:07,889 --> 00:50:09,890 I still worry about the money end. 738 00:50:10,100 --> 00:50:12,435 That's what you do, you worry. 739 00:50:12,894 --> 00:50:15,438 He doesn't know what we kick back to Jackie. 740 00:50:16,732 --> 00:50:18,190 We're gonna do good. 741 00:50:18,859 --> 00:50:23,404 The point is, he's got the title. He's a happy fucking camper. 742 00:50:23,613 --> 00:50:25,239 The house is secure. 743 00:50:25,866 --> 00:50:29,452 Now we got a brand-new lightning rod on top to take the hits. 744 00:50:29,703 --> 00:50:31,620 Smart. Very smart. 745 00:50:31,872 --> 00:50:35,249 Yeah, and now you got Bloomfield and the union chair. 746 00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:38,335 Otherwise you'd fuck me, but you wouldn't respect me in the morning. 747 00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:42,798 As long as you guarantee to keep the old fart in line. 748 00:50:43,050 --> 00:50:46,260 I still love that man. I'm his favorite nephew. 749 00:50:46,553 --> 00:50:49,055 Look at him, over there with my ma. 750 00:50:50,098 --> 00:50:51,932 Those people went through World War II. 751 00:51:20,462 --> 00:51:23,714 T, check out the government. 752 00:51:28,220 --> 00:51:29,637 TONY: Shooting right to left. 753 00:51:30,097 --> 00:51:32,014 They got Uncle Jun's good side. 754 00:51:35,852 --> 00:51:39,271 [ORGAN PLAYS]