1 00:01:40,753 --> 00:01:43,839 [BELLS RINGING] 2 00:01:54,392 --> 00:01:55,601 How'd it go? 3 00:01:55,852 --> 00:01:59,021 They've got a 48 to 52 male/female ratio, which is great. 4 00:01:59,230 --> 00:02:02,733 A strong liberal arts program and the Olin Arts Center for music. 5 00:02:02,942 --> 00:02:05,235 The usual programs abroad are China, India... 6 00:02:05,486 --> 00:02:07,738 You're just applying. Already you're leaving? 7 00:02:07,947 --> 00:02:10,574 It's an option, Dad. Junior year. 8 00:02:10,783 --> 00:02:14,286 What'll you study in India? How not to get diarrhea? 9 00:02:14,829 --> 00:02:18,123 They don't require SAT scores, but mine are high. 10 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:19,833 Socially, I don't know. 11 00:02:20,126 --> 00:02:21,752 I heard there's a saying: 12 00:02:21,961 --> 00:02:25,547 "Bates is the world's most expensive form of contraception." 13 00:02:26,132 --> 00:02:27,382 What kind of talk is that? 14 00:02:27,634 --> 00:02:29,968 The girls at the other colleges put out? 15 00:02:30,511 --> 00:02:31,553 Oh, my God. 16 00:02:35,391 --> 00:02:36,808 It's pretty, huh? 17 00:02:37,644 --> 00:02:38,936 Yeah. 18 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,022 Two to go. Colby up. 19 00:02:44,359 --> 00:02:47,069 Dad, how come you didn't finish college? 20 00:02:47,362 --> 00:02:49,571 I had a semester and a half at Seton Hall. 21 00:02:50,281 --> 00:02:51,573 Yeah, and? 22 00:02:52,867 --> 00:02:54,993 My parents didn't stress college. 23 00:02:55,203 --> 00:02:57,162 They were working-class people. 24 00:02:57,413 --> 00:02:59,665 How come they were anti-education? 25 00:02:59,999 --> 00:03:02,084 They weren't "anti." 26 00:03:02,794 --> 00:03:05,003 You can't lay it all off on them. 27 00:03:05,505 --> 00:03:07,756 I got into trouble when I was a kid. 28 00:03:08,007 --> 00:03:09,883 - I heard. - You did? 29 00:03:10,426 --> 00:03:12,552 FEMALE VOICE ON RADIO: In Waterville, dine at the Stone House. 30 00:03:12,804 --> 00:03:15,389 Serving the freshest Maine lobsters. 31 00:03:15,682 --> 00:03:18,850 Come see our new salad bar, featuring a wonderful... 32 00:03:19,102 --> 00:03:23,188 [CHANGES RADIO STATIONS] 33 00:03:23,690 --> 00:03:25,983 [TURNS OFF RADIO] 34 00:03:30,363 --> 00:03:31,613 Are you in the Mafia? 35 00:03:34,158 --> 00:03:35,158 Am I in the what? 36 00:03:35,618 --> 00:03:37,577 Whatever, organized crime? 37 00:03:40,456 --> 00:03:42,374 That's crap. Who told you that? 38 00:03:42,542 --> 00:03:44,543 I've lived in the house all my life. 39 00:03:44,794 --> 00:03:47,838 I've seen police come, I've seen you go out at 3 a.m. 40 00:03:48,047 --> 00:03:51,466 You never seen Doc Cusamano go out at 3 a.m. on a call? 41 00:03:51,718 --> 00:03:54,219 The Cusamano kids ever find $50,000... 42 00:03:54,470 --> 00:03:57,139 ...and a.45 while hunting for Easter eggs? 43 00:03:57,390 --> 00:04:01,143 In the waste management business, everybody assumes you're mobbed up. 44 00:04:01,394 --> 00:04:04,062 It's a stereotype, and it's offensive. 45 00:04:04,355 --> 00:04:06,398 You're the last person I want to perpetuate it. 46 00:04:06,816 --> 00:04:08,066 Fine. 47 00:04:11,237 --> 00:04:12,904 There is no Mafia. 48 00:04:21,748 --> 00:04:23,373 All right, look... 49 00:04:24,417 --> 00:04:26,418 ...Med, you're a grown woman. 50 00:04:26,711 --> 00:04:28,128 Almost. 51 00:04:29,714 --> 00:04:31,423 Some of my money... 52 00:04:32,550 --> 00:04:35,427 ...comes from illegal gambling and whatnot. 53 00:04:41,976 --> 00:04:43,560 How does that make you feel? 54 00:04:44,937 --> 00:04:47,564 At least you don't keep denying it like Mom. 55 00:04:48,358 --> 00:04:50,233 Kids in school think it's neat. 56 00:04:50,443 --> 00:04:52,027 Seen The Godfather, right? 57 00:04:52,445 --> 00:04:55,781 Casino we like. Sharon Stone, '70s clothes, pills. 58 00:04:55,948 --> 00:04:59,201 I'm not asking about those bums. I'm asking about you. 59 00:04:59,619 --> 00:05:02,079 Sometimes I wish you were like other dads. 60 00:05:02,288 --> 00:05:05,791 But then like, Mr. Scangarelo, for example. 61 00:05:06,084 --> 00:05:10,295 An advertising executive for big tobacco. Or lawyers? Ugh. 62 00:05:10,588 --> 00:05:12,923 - So many dads are full of shit. - I'm not? 63 00:05:13,383 --> 00:05:15,801 You finally told the truth about this. 64 00:05:20,390 --> 00:05:24,976 Look, Med, part of my income comes from legitimate businesses. 65 00:05:25,186 --> 00:05:26,436 The stock market... 66 00:05:26,729 --> 00:05:30,607 Look, Dad, please. Don't start mealy-mouthing. 67 00:05:31,609 --> 00:05:34,653 [TURNS ON RADIO] 68 00:05:37,949 --> 00:05:39,157 How's my sweetheart? 69 00:05:39,409 --> 00:05:42,160 IRINA: I'm so pissed, I can hardly see. 70 00:05:42,412 --> 00:05:43,662 You getting the flu? 71 00:05:44,038 --> 00:05:46,164 No. That's my cousin, Svetlana. 72 00:05:46,332 --> 00:05:47,332 The amputee? 73 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:51,461 Two months she's only in America, and she's already getting married. 74 00:05:51,754 --> 00:05:55,173 You knew the deal. I got two kids. We talked about this. 75 00:05:55,425 --> 00:06:00,011 Yes, and a wife whenever you want. What do I have in my life? 76 00:06:00,263 --> 00:06:01,555 Am I glad I called. 77 00:06:01,722 --> 00:06:04,182 Fuck you, then! Hang up! 78 00:06:04,517 --> 00:06:06,393 How are the whirlpool jets? 79 00:06:06,602 --> 00:06:09,521 Don't throw up in my face things you buy me. 80 00:06:10,523 --> 00:06:13,525 Her prosthetic leg fell off in a Gap store... 81 00:06:13,776 --> 00:06:17,070 ...and he carries her out like a knight... 82 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,322 ...in a white satin armor. 83 00:06:20,575 --> 00:06:22,701 I gotta go, my daughter's coming. 84 00:06:24,912 --> 00:06:26,580 Jesus! 85 00:06:35,006 --> 00:06:36,131 How you feeling? 86 00:06:36,340 --> 00:06:41,052 Better, actually. Fever just broke. I miss you two. 87 00:06:41,304 --> 00:06:44,598 - How's the interviews going? - Good, real good. 88 00:06:44,807 --> 00:06:46,057 Did she like Bates? 89 00:06:47,101 --> 00:06:50,312 Anything to get her off of this Berkeley kick. 90 00:06:51,147 --> 00:06:53,106 What the fuck? 91 00:06:53,816 --> 00:06:55,734 Tony? 92 00:06:56,319 --> 00:06:57,611 Yeah. Yeah. 93 00:06:57,904 --> 00:07:00,113 Look, I'll call you from the motel. 94 00:07:10,917 --> 00:07:12,542 [CAR STARTS] 95 00:07:15,755 --> 00:07:17,255 Meadow! Come on! 96 00:07:19,967 --> 00:07:21,092 [CAR STARTS] 97 00:07:21,385 --> 00:07:24,179 [ENGINE SQUEALS] 98 00:07:25,973 --> 00:07:29,976 - Come on, get in. - Okay, okay, what's the rush? 99 00:07:32,021 --> 00:07:33,980 Jesus, Dad! 100 00:07:40,029 --> 00:07:41,530 What's going on? 101 00:07:42,740 --> 00:07:44,407 I think I saw an old friend. 102 00:07:44,617 --> 00:07:46,535 You know that guy? 103 00:07:47,119 --> 00:07:49,329 Maybe not. Probably not. 104 00:07:49,580 --> 00:07:51,164 Then what? 105 00:07:51,415 --> 00:07:53,959 Dad, slow down! 106 00:07:54,168 --> 00:07:56,920 [CAR HONKS] 107 00:07:58,631 --> 00:08:01,299 - Jesus, what's with you?! - It's all right. 108 00:08:01,551 --> 00:08:03,385 DRIVER: Fucking maniac! 109 00:08:04,178 --> 00:08:06,972 - What's going on? - Just fooling around. 110 00:08:08,558 --> 00:08:10,183 [CHUCKLING] 111 00:08:12,603 --> 00:08:14,312 Colby! Turn! 112 00:08:14,564 --> 00:08:16,398 Colby! Turn left, it's left! 113 00:08:18,776 --> 00:08:20,402 Dad! 114 00:08:21,362 --> 00:08:23,321 That's because you're talking. 115 00:08:30,788 --> 00:08:32,831 This gets us to Colby anyhow. 116 00:08:37,211 --> 00:08:38,503 Dad, that's our motel. 117 00:08:39,964 --> 00:08:41,631 Our motel's right there. 118 00:08:43,342 --> 00:08:46,011 [TIRES SQUEALING] 119 00:08:47,513 --> 00:08:50,098 - Did you know that guy? - It wasn't him. 120 00:08:55,104 --> 00:08:57,439 [PHONE RINGS] 121 00:09:02,528 --> 00:09:03,528 Bada-bing. 122 00:09:03,779 --> 00:09:05,196 Take this number down. 123 00:09:05,448 --> 00:09:06,740 Now? It's pouring. 124 00:09:07,033 --> 00:09:09,951 207-555-0185. 125 00:09:12,955 --> 00:09:17,542 Bonjour. Room service est arrivé. 126 00:09:22,048 --> 00:09:24,466 Why, thank you, kind sir. 127 00:09:25,051 --> 00:09:26,343 [THUNDER] 128 00:09:29,972 --> 00:09:31,973 What? You said poached eggs. 129 00:09:33,726 --> 00:09:35,977 You're not eating, after all that work? 130 00:09:36,187 --> 00:09:38,813 My eyes were bigger than my stomach. 131 00:09:46,781 --> 00:09:49,741 Why don't you go over to Jason's, play Nintendo. 132 00:09:51,827 --> 00:09:55,121 Nope, no kisses. Cooties. 133 00:09:55,331 --> 00:09:56,790 I'll be back in an hour. 134 00:09:56,999 --> 00:09:58,416 Okay. 135 00:10:11,806 --> 00:10:14,099 Oh, motherfucker. 136 00:10:15,810 --> 00:10:17,811 Motherfucking shit. 137 00:10:18,145 --> 00:10:19,979 [PHONE RINGS] 138 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,526 I'm not sure, but I think I saw Fabian Petrulio. 139 00:10:24,777 --> 00:10:27,028 - Refresh my memory. - Before your time? 140 00:10:27,279 --> 00:10:30,824 Made guy, flipped 10 years ago. He got busted for peddling H. 141 00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,659 Took out a lot of people. 142 00:10:32,952 --> 00:10:34,536 People from our outfit. 143 00:10:34,787 --> 00:10:37,831 My old man was sick. He never recovered when he heard. 144 00:10:38,124 --> 00:10:39,416 You saw this guy? 145 00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:42,043 I'm saying I think I did, but I'm not sure. 146 00:10:42,336 --> 00:10:44,129 Up in Maine? What the fuck? 147 00:10:44,338 --> 00:10:47,048 He was in the witness-protection program. Then they kicked him out. 148 00:10:47,258 --> 00:10:49,551 He goes to colleges and gets paid... 149 00:10:49,802 --> 00:10:51,845 ...to talk about what a big Mafioso he was. 150 00:10:52,054 --> 00:10:53,138 Piece of shit. 151 00:10:53,347 --> 00:10:56,141 We partied, but Jackie Aprile knew him good. 152 00:10:56,350 --> 00:10:58,393 They did time in Lewisburg. 153 00:10:58,644 --> 00:11:01,604 You know that bust in his rec room with Sinatra? 154 00:11:01,814 --> 00:11:03,815 Febbie made it in a prison workshop. 155 00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:07,819 That was Frank? I always thought it was Shaquille. 156 00:11:08,112 --> 00:11:10,113 Fucker needs to practice on lips. 157 00:11:10,322 --> 00:11:13,158 I know. Anyway, run these plates for me. 158 00:11:14,493 --> 00:11:15,827 Go ahead. 159 00:11:15,995 --> 00:11:20,832 "Maine, DX66920," call you back tonight at 10, all right? 160 00:11:24,628 --> 00:11:26,629 MEADOW: What's wrong with the phone in your room? 161 00:11:26,839 --> 00:11:31,176 Nothing. Just taking a walk, saw it, figured I'd call Christopher. 162 00:11:31,427 --> 00:11:32,635 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 163 00:11:32,845 --> 00:11:34,137 Everything okay? 164 00:11:34,346 --> 00:11:36,848 They got a leak in the roof, all right? 165 00:11:37,850 --> 00:11:39,267 [GIGGLING] 166 00:11:39,643 --> 00:11:41,478 [DOORBELL RINGS] 167 00:11:42,146 --> 00:11:45,231 - Who is it? PHIL: Father Phil. 168 00:11:45,649 --> 00:11:49,527 Just a second. Oh, Jesus. 169 00:11:51,864 --> 00:11:55,033 [THUNDER] 170 00:12:13,344 --> 00:12:17,847 - Oh, my God. Look at you! - I hope I'm not barging in. 171 00:12:18,140 --> 00:12:20,350 No. I was watching TV. 172 00:12:20,601 --> 00:12:23,937 I was at the clothing drive. I thought you were in Maine. 173 00:12:24,188 --> 00:12:27,816 Your Moschino peddle-pusher suit, it flew out of there. 174 00:12:28,108 --> 00:12:29,943 Good, good, good! 175 00:12:30,152 --> 00:12:32,612 Anyway, Jean Cusamano said you were ill. 176 00:12:32,822 --> 00:12:35,448 Yes, I was. The flu that was going around. 177 00:12:35,741 --> 00:12:39,244 - Yipes! - Yeah, I still have a little fever. 178 00:12:39,453 --> 00:12:42,622 I also have a confession to make, Carm. 179 00:12:43,165 --> 00:12:45,458 [CARMELA COUGHS] 180 00:12:46,794 --> 00:12:49,838 I have a jones for your baked ziti. 181 00:12:50,422 --> 00:12:53,341 I have some in the freezer. I can reheat it. 182 00:12:53,592 --> 00:12:55,593 It's so much better that way. 183 00:12:56,053 --> 00:12:58,972 - The mozzarella gets nice and chewy. - I like that. 184 00:12:59,223 --> 00:13:02,267 I was having some Fernet. Would you like something? 185 00:13:02,768 --> 00:13:04,143 Some wine, if it's open. 186 00:13:05,187 --> 00:13:07,605 So how's Med and Tony's trip going? 187 00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:12,318 I should know? He doesn't have time to talk to me for two minutes. 188 00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:20,702 Stop staring. Why are you doing that? 189 00:13:21,954 --> 00:13:23,162 It's an exciting time. 190 00:13:24,123 --> 00:13:25,957 I can't tell you how proud I am. 191 00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:28,835 A real student at Casa Soprano. 192 00:13:29,461 --> 00:13:32,422 And she looks like a model out of Italian Vogue. 193 00:13:32,631 --> 00:13:35,300 Italian, Italian, Italian. Thank you. 194 00:13:37,469 --> 00:13:39,137 You're up to something. 195 00:13:40,556 --> 00:13:42,515 How'd you get so cynical? 196 00:13:43,434 --> 00:13:46,227 [KIDS LAUGHING] 197 00:13:48,314 --> 00:13:51,566 That stuff we talked about. How's that sitting with you? 198 00:13:52,234 --> 00:13:54,319 Not like I wasn't 90% sure already. 199 00:13:54,570 --> 00:13:57,030 What about your brother? Does he know? 200 00:13:57,323 --> 00:13:58,865 I think so. 201 00:14:00,075 --> 00:14:03,828 There was a time when Italian people didn't have a lot of options. 202 00:14:04,622 --> 00:14:06,915 You mean like Mario Cuomo? 203 00:14:07,791 --> 00:14:09,000 Sorry. 204 00:14:12,004 --> 00:14:13,838 I put food on the table. 205 00:14:14,131 --> 00:14:17,175 My father was in it, my uncle was in it. 206 00:14:17,509 --> 00:14:20,345 Maybe I was too lazy to think for myself. 207 00:14:20,596 --> 00:14:24,015 Considered myself a rebel. 208 00:14:24,516 --> 00:14:28,186 Being a rebel in my family would have been selling patio furniture. 209 00:14:30,731 --> 00:14:33,191 In college, nothing interested you? 210 00:14:34,026 --> 00:14:35,735 I barely got in. 211 00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:39,364 Well, I kind of liked history. 212 00:14:39,615 --> 00:14:40,740 Yeah? 213 00:14:41,575 --> 00:14:44,035 Napoleon, The Roman Empire. 214 00:14:44,203 --> 00:14:46,371 The Potsdam Conference, that stuff. 215 00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:47,914 The Potsdam Conference? 216 00:14:48,540 --> 00:14:51,960 - Potsdamned if I know now. - Oh, my God. 217 00:14:57,383 --> 00:14:59,258 I have something to tell you. 218 00:15:00,552 --> 00:15:01,970 Yeah? 219 00:15:04,723 --> 00:15:06,015 You're not? 220 00:15:06,308 --> 00:15:07,892 No. Jesus. 221 00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:16,693 A couple of weeks ago, me and some friends, we were doing speed. 222 00:15:16,902 --> 00:15:19,404 - We did a lot for a while. - You what? 223 00:15:20,406 --> 00:15:24,909 It was just between homework and SATs and the general pressure of life... 224 00:15:25,119 --> 00:15:26,369 We needed something. 225 00:15:26,578 --> 00:15:28,621 - That crap'll kill you! - I know. 226 00:15:28,914 --> 00:15:31,374 I ought to slap you. Where'd you get it? 227 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:34,043 If I knew I'd get a lecture, I wouldn't have told. 228 00:15:34,336 --> 00:15:37,839 Reality check! What do you think I'd say? Where did you get it? 229 00:15:38,132 --> 00:15:41,009 I'm not telling. Especially after this reaction. 230 00:15:41,218 --> 00:15:42,719 Why did you tell me? 231 00:15:44,763 --> 00:15:47,015 You were honest with me today. 232 00:15:47,224 --> 00:15:49,392 I won't do it again. It got too scary. 233 00:15:50,602 --> 00:15:53,021 Jesus, right under my nose. 234 00:15:53,731 --> 00:15:54,856 You'd think you'd know. 235 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,151 No, Dad. You won't. 236 00:16:05,117 --> 00:16:08,369 Well, I'm glad you told me. In spite of everything. 237 00:16:08,954 --> 00:16:12,790 I'm glad too. I'm glad we have that kind of relationship. 238 00:16:15,961 --> 00:16:17,962 [FIRE CRACKLES] 239 00:16:21,175 --> 00:16:23,217 Tony hates building fires. 240 00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:27,638 We have this beautiful fireplace with logs from when Lincoln split them. 241 00:16:28,223 --> 00:16:30,975 Fear of fire is good to keep out of hell. 242 00:16:32,227 --> 00:16:34,479 Well, maybe there is hope for him. 243 00:16:35,314 --> 00:16:39,525 I got something for you. It's what we were talking about. 244 00:16:39,735 --> 00:16:41,986 The chapter on Buddhism is spectacular. 245 00:16:42,237 --> 00:16:44,530 But I don't want you going over to them. 246 00:16:44,782 --> 00:16:48,993 Fat chance. I could never just sit on the floor and think of nothing. 247 00:16:49,203 --> 00:16:51,162 - Thank you. - Sure. 248 00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:56,584 You'll see how Islam has gotten a bad rap in current culture... 249 00:16:57,002 --> 00:17:00,546 Boy, this Chianti, though, is beyond reproach. 250 00:17:00,756 --> 00:17:02,340 Word up. 251 00:17:06,804 --> 00:17:08,846 - Dad. - I thought you fell in. 252 00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:13,184 This is Carrie and Lucinda. 253 00:17:13,894 --> 00:17:15,186 They go to Colby. 254 00:17:15,354 --> 00:17:17,188 Why not hang out with them? 255 00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:18,689 Dad. 256 00:17:18,982 --> 00:17:21,025 What better way to learn about the college? 257 00:17:21,610 --> 00:17:23,361 Yeah, maybe. 258 00:17:23,612 --> 00:17:25,196 No, that'd be cool. 259 00:17:25,489 --> 00:17:26,697 Please excuse him. 260 00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:29,492 No, really, we love to dish the school. 261 00:17:30,828 --> 00:17:33,204 - Go ahead. - Okay. 262 00:17:33,372 --> 00:17:36,749 No drinking. Girls, you see that she sticks to Cokes. 263 00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:40,378 I'll come back in an hour and a half. Be good. 264 00:17:43,048 --> 00:17:45,383 [PHONE RINGS] 265 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:50,221 TONY: What have you got? - Wet shoes. 266 00:17:50,389 --> 00:17:53,391 Don't want to work in the rain, try out for the Yankees. 267 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,977 The car is registered to Fredrick Peters... 268 00:17:56,228 --> 00:17:59,021 ...38 Washington Street, Waterville, Maine. 269 00:17:59,231 --> 00:18:01,399 It's off Route 201. I looked it up. 270 00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:06,070 Fredrick Peters, Fabian Petrulio. Good match, huh? 271 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:09,907 I guess, I don't know. T, what are you going to do? 272 00:18:10,534 --> 00:18:13,870 I don't know. I got Meadow here. 273 00:18:14,079 --> 00:18:15,371 Jesus. 274 00:18:15,581 --> 00:18:18,166 CHRIS: If you want, I'll fly up and take care of it. 275 00:18:19,084 --> 00:18:20,376 Ah, you're a good kid. 276 00:18:20,878 --> 00:18:22,962 You stay put. Call Pussy or Paulie. 277 00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:25,756 - They can but I can't? - Don't be sensitive. 278 00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:28,217 They had a friend die in prison due to him. 279 00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:29,719 I'll let them know. 280 00:18:29,928 --> 00:18:32,972 I gotta do my homework and positively I.D. this guy. 281 00:18:33,223 --> 00:18:34,682 I thought it was him. 282 00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:36,976 I haven't seen him in 12 years. 283 00:18:37,686 --> 00:18:40,730 I'll call you around midnight. Sit tight. 284 00:18:47,988 --> 00:18:49,906 You think I'm a schnorrer? 285 00:18:50,115 --> 00:18:51,574 A who? 286 00:18:51,783 --> 00:18:56,537 Yiddish. Means somebody who always shows up in time for free grub. 287 00:18:57,206 --> 00:18:58,831 No, you're here a lot. 288 00:18:59,124 --> 00:19:01,500 But you're a man, you like to eat. 289 00:19:03,545 --> 00:19:05,796 I can't get over you with that Yiddish. 290 00:19:06,048 --> 00:19:10,885 My neighborhood in Yonkers was mixed Jewish and Italian, you know? 291 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:13,137 A heady brew. 292 00:19:13,347 --> 00:19:14,889 What does that mean, "heady"? 293 00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:19,101 You know, melting pot. Vigor. 294 00:19:19,978 --> 00:19:21,896 [PHONE RINGS] 295 00:19:24,858 --> 00:19:26,108 Hello. 296 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,902 MELFI: I'm calling for Tony Soprano. 297 00:19:28,153 --> 00:19:29,570 Cajun stuffed olives? 298 00:19:29,863 --> 00:19:31,113 CARMELA: Who can I say is calling? 299 00:19:31,323 --> 00:19:32,740 This is Dr. Melfi. 300 00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:34,158 His nurse? 301 00:19:34,409 --> 00:19:37,203 No, is this Mrs. Soprano? 302 00:19:37,788 --> 00:19:39,413 CARMELA: That's right, and you are? 303 00:19:39,665 --> 00:19:41,582 Jennifer Melfi. Dr. Melfi? 304 00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:44,168 Jennifer, lovely name. 305 00:19:45,545 --> 00:19:46,587 He's not home. 306 00:19:46,838 --> 00:19:50,007 Could I impose on you to tell him... 307 00:19:50,217 --> 00:19:54,345 ...I need to reschedule Monday's appointment? I'm down with the flu. 308 00:19:54,554 --> 00:19:55,930 Does he have your number? 309 00:19:56,181 --> 00:19:57,807 Let me give it to you. 310 00:19:58,016 --> 00:20:00,518 I lost my pencil, up his ass. 311 00:20:00,769 --> 00:20:02,436 I'll tell him you called. 312 00:20:10,612 --> 00:20:12,613 Why does he have to lie? 313 00:20:13,365 --> 00:20:16,409 Why couldn't he tell me his therapist is a woman? 314 00:20:16,618 --> 00:20:19,620 Maybe he did tell you, and you didn't hear him. 315 00:20:20,706 --> 00:20:23,541 Why wouldn't he tell me, unless he's screwing her? 316 00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,960 Carmela, please. 317 00:20:26,962 --> 00:20:28,587 I thought he was changing. 318 00:20:29,047 --> 00:20:33,384 I thought therapy would help clear up the fucking freak show in his head. 319 00:20:33,552 --> 00:20:36,262 I'm sure you're wrong about them. 320 00:20:37,014 --> 00:20:39,140 Therapy is a start. It's a good start. 321 00:20:39,391 --> 00:20:42,560 But, yes, it doesn't fix the soul. 322 00:20:42,853 --> 00:20:45,938 He'll need help from other sources to repair that. 323 00:20:46,189 --> 00:20:48,566 Then you talk to him! You help him! 324 00:20:48,775 --> 00:20:50,860 But, well, there you go. 325 00:20:51,069 --> 00:20:52,987 I mean, will he listen? 326 00:20:55,574 --> 00:20:57,575 He must be a very unhappy man. 327 00:20:57,784 --> 00:21:02,330 He's unhappy?! Sleep is my number one... Ah, shit! 328 00:21:03,915 --> 00:21:05,624 Why go into it? 329 00:21:12,049 --> 00:21:14,008 [MAN AND WOMAN LAUGHING] 330 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,180 [WATER GURGLES] 331 00:21:28,231 --> 00:21:30,941 DAUGHTER: Mommy! WIFE: Yes, bear? 332 00:21:31,193 --> 00:21:33,361 DAUGHTER: Would you put me to bed? I'm scared. 333 00:21:33,570 --> 00:21:35,196 WIFE: Sure, honey, hold on. 334 00:21:35,655 --> 00:21:38,616 PETERS: I thought she was sleeping. WIFE: Well, she woke up. 335 00:21:38,825 --> 00:21:41,869 Daddy's gonna come too. We'll both put you to bed. 336 00:21:42,079 --> 00:21:43,871 - Hurry, Daddy. PETERS: Yeah, yeah. 337 00:21:44,206 --> 00:21:46,123 [TOY SQUEAKS] 338 00:21:50,587 --> 00:21:53,005 [DOG BARKS] 339 00:22:02,432 --> 00:22:04,433 [CAR STARTS] 340 00:22:18,949 --> 00:22:22,118 PHIL: These red pepper flakes make all the difference. 341 00:22:22,536 --> 00:22:23,828 Spicy. 342 00:22:24,037 --> 00:22:29,166 As good as Willem Dafoe was, I cannot picture that Jesus looked like him. 343 00:22:29,584 --> 00:22:31,252 Could you pass the cheese? 344 00:22:32,129 --> 00:22:34,004 Not that he didn't do well... 345 00:22:34,172 --> 00:22:36,048 ...but the story's confusing. 346 00:22:36,258 --> 00:22:38,759 He gets down off the cross? 347 00:22:41,346 --> 00:22:43,514 Originally, Bobby D. was to have that role. 348 00:22:43,765 --> 00:22:45,015 Really? 349 00:22:45,976 --> 00:22:47,184 Different picture. 350 00:22:47,477 --> 00:22:49,228 Oh, totally. 351 00:22:50,981 --> 00:22:52,773 "You talking to me, Pilate? 352 00:22:52,983 --> 00:22:56,277 You must be talking to me. I don't see nobody else here... 353 00:22:56,528 --> 00:22:59,029 ...except Barabbas, here." 354 00:22:59,531 --> 00:23:01,282 You know what's remarkable? 355 00:23:01,533 --> 00:23:04,410 If you take everything Jesus ever said, add it up... 356 00:23:04,703 --> 00:23:06,704 ...it amounts to two hours of talk. 357 00:23:06,872 --> 00:23:08,122 No! 358 00:23:08,373 --> 00:23:10,875 I heard the same thing about the Beatles. 359 00:23:11,126 --> 00:23:14,712 Except if you add up all their songs, it comes to 10 hours. 360 00:23:18,216 --> 00:23:19,842 Yes. 361 00:23:22,721 --> 00:23:25,347 It wasn't just what Christ said, it was his deeds. 362 00:23:26,099 --> 00:23:27,933 See, that's my question. 363 00:23:28,143 --> 00:23:31,854 I understand what he did, but a lot of what he said, I don't get. 364 00:23:32,397 --> 00:23:37,109 Like, "The sun rises on the just and the unjust alike?" Why? 365 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:39,904 Because, Christ was saying that we're all... 366 00:23:40,155 --> 00:23:42,740 Whores will go to Heaven before the righteous? 367 00:23:43,575 --> 00:23:44,950 That's not right. 368 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,162 Father, we got some major contradictions here. 369 00:23:50,373 --> 00:23:52,750 It's about love. See it that way. 370 00:23:53,001 --> 00:23:54,585 What does that mean? 371 00:23:54,878 --> 00:23:56,545 It means... 372 00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,758 ...hopefully someday we will learn to tolerate... 373 00:24:00,967 --> 00:24:04,136 ...accept and forgive those that are different. 374 00:24:08,308 --> 00:24:09,975 Change through love. 375 00:24:18,818 --> 00:24:20,110 Well. 376 00:24:21,571 --> 00:24:23,322 I better get going. 377 00:24:23,532 --> 00:24:25,199 Where you going? You just got here. 378 00:24:25,492 --> 00:24:26,951 It's getting late. 379 00:24:27,410 --> 00:24:29,203 Well, it's pouring rain out. 380 00:24:29,454 --> 00:24:32,831 I know you love the DVD player. I got Remains of the Day. 381 00:24:34,251 --> 00:24:37,044 See, do I know you? 382 00:24:37,546 --> 00:24:39,547 Anything with Emma Thompson. 383 00:24:39,756 --> 00:24:41,715 I didn't know you looked. 384 00:24:41,967 --> 00:24:43,217 What? 385 00:24:43,969 --> 00:24:46,929 To take in through the eyes a beautiful woman... 386 00:24:47,389 --> 00:24:52,017 ...is that different than a sunset? A Douglas fir? 387 00:24:52,561 --> 00:24:54,562 Or any of God's handiwork? 388 00:25:05,323 --> 00:25:07,908 [BELL RINGS] 389 00:25:45,655 --> 00:25:47,865 - Hey, Fred. - Tanky, what do you say? 390 00:25:48,116 --> 00:25:50,242 You gonna give away homemade cheese this year? 391 00:25:50,535 --> 00:25:52,953 For what they get for cream, I don't know. 392 00:25:53,204 --> 00:25:57,333 Tank, anybody been looking for me or asking any questions about me? 393 00:25:57,542 --> 00:25:59,209 Big guy, New York sounding? 394 00:25:59,377 --> 00:26:00,961 Is there a problem? 395 00:26:02,130 --> 00:26:06,383 No. Dipshit hit me with his boat while I was tubing on Caribou Lake. 396 00:26:06,718 --> 00:26:08,302 Claims it was my fault. 397 00:26:08,553 --> 00:26:11,138 If he shows up, do you want me to call? 398 00:26:11,723 --> 00:26:14,141 Yeah, I wouldn't mind. Do that, thanks. 399 00:27:18,123 --> 00:27:20,207 No one's asking for you, Fred. 400 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,334 All right, Vitus. Thanks. 401 00:28:07,046 --> 00:28:08,297 TONY: Hello, rat. 402 00:28:46,336 --> 00:28:48,086 Please leave me alone. 403 00:28:48,338 --> 00:28:50,714 Why won't you show me your book? 404 00:28:50,924 --> 00:28:53,383 This is my private time. You're invading it. 405 00:28:53,635 --> 00:28:55,219 Oh, is that so? 406 00:28:55,553 --> 00:28:58,388 EMMA: I'm invading your private time? ANTHONY: Yes. 407 00:28:59,557 --> 00:29:03,393 EMMA: What's in that book? Come on, let me see. 408 00:29:04,896 --> 00:29:07,773 Or are you protecting me, is that what you're doing? 409 00:29:08,858 --> 00:29:10,484 Would I be shocked? 410 00:29:12,487 --> 00:29:14,238 Would it ruin my character? 411 00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:19,076 Let me see it. 412 00:29:23,790 --> 00:29:27,209 [PRIES FINGERS] 413 00:29:40,515 --> 00:29:42,808 Father, turn it off. I can't handle it. 414 00:29:43,685 --> 00:29:46,186 What? What is it? 415 00:29:46,437 --> 00:29:49,022 Oh, Father, I'm a terrible person. 416 00:29:49,566 --> 00:29:54,278 Oh, no. You're a wonderful woman. 417 00:29:54,529 --> 00:29:57,739 It's been building in me. I need to get it out. 418 00:29:57,991 --> 00:29:59,700 There's so much in me, I... 419 00:30:00,618 --> 00:30:05,330 - I want to... - Carmela, if I can help, please. 420 00:30:08,918 --> 00:30:10,335 How? 421 00:30:16,634 --> 00:30:18,760 How long since you last confessed? 422 00:30:22,223 --> 00:30:23,932 I, uh... 423 00:30:24,183 --> 00:30:26,018 If you'd like, I can do this. 424 00:30:29,147 --> 00:30:30,564 You mean here? Now? 425 00:30:30,982 --> 00:30:35,777 The whole world is God's house. He hears and sees everything. 426 00:31:01,304 --> 00:31:04,514 Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. 427 00:31:05,099 --> 00:31:09,603 It has been four weeks since my last confession... What am I talking about? 428 00:31:09,896 --> 00:31:11,313 That's a lie. 429 00:31:11,522 --> 00:31:15,359 I haven't truly confessed in 20 years. 430 00:31:18,363 --> 00:31:20,155 Go on. 431 00:31:20,990 --> 00:31:23,033 I have forsaken... 432 00:31:25,370 --> 00:31:29,164 ...what is right for what is easy. 433 00:31:33,002 --> 00:31:36,588 Allowing what I know is evil in my house. 434 00:31:38,758 --> 00:31:40,467 Allowing my children... 435 00:31:40,677 --> 00:31:44,346 ...oh, my God, my sweet children, to be a part of it. 436 00:31:45,139 --> 00:31:47,140 Because I wanted things for them. 437 00:31:47,392 --> 00:31:50,769 Wanted a better life. Good schools. 438 00:31:50,979 --> 00:31:53,271 I wanted this house. 439 00:31:53,606 --> 00:31:58,276 I wanted money in my hands, money to buy anything I ever wanted. 440 00:31:58,569 --> 00:32:00,237 I'm so ashamed. 441 00:32:09,122 --> 00:32:10,914 My husband... 442 00:32:12,417 --> 00:32:15,919 I think he has committed horrible acts. 443 00:32:18,131 --> 00:32:21,425 I think he has... You know all about him, Father Phil. 444 00:32:21,634 --> 00:32:24,761 I've said nothing. I've done nothing about it. 445 00:32:26,973 --> 00:32:29,516 I got a bad feeling. 446 00:32:31,352 --> 00:32:34,312 It's a matter of time before God compensates me... 447 00:32:34,522 --> 00:32:36,606 ...with outrage for my sins. 448 00:32:53,666 --> 00:32:55,584 All right, come on. 449 00:32:55,793 --> 00:32:57,627 [MEADOW GROANS] 450 00:32:57,879 --> 00:33:00,589 TONY: Oh, tequila breath. 451 00:33:00,798 --> 00:33:01,798 Sorry, Dad. 452 00:33:02,091 --> 00:33:04,301 It's all right. Just hang on to me. 453 00:33:04,802 --> 00:33:07,804 TONY: Throw up on that dress, I'll have to tell Mom. 454 00:33:08,306 --> 00:33:11,767 MEADOW: This guy was giving me tequila shooters. 455 00:33:15,313 --> 00:33:18,440 Oh, God, everything is spinning. 456 00:33:19,025 --> 00:33:21,693 - You're not mad, are you? - A little bit. 457 00:33:21,944 --> 00:33:24,154 WOMAN: Where are the keys? MAN: I gave them to you. 458 00:33:24,322 --> 00:33:25,739 TONY: Supposed to be. 459 00:33:26,157 --> 00:33:28,658 - I love you, Dad. - I know. 460 00:33:39,545 --> 00:33:41,630 You must truly repent. 461 00:33:41,839 --> 00:33:44,716 Genuinely and honestly. 462 00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:51,181 In the future you must renounce these actions, and God will absolve you. 463 00:33:54,685 --> 00:33:57,187 I don't know, Father. I'll try. 464 00:33:59,023 --> 00:34:01,191 But I still love him. 465 00:34:02,693 --> 00:34:04,861 I believe he can be a good man. 466 00:34:05,113 --> 00:34:08,490 Then you help change him into a better man. 467 00:34:08,699 --> 00:34:11,118 Then you will have done good in God's eyes. 468 00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:17,332 You should take Communion. 469 00:34:19,210 --> 00:34:20,585 Yeah. 470 00:34:35,726 --> 00:34:36,977 CARMELA: Why do you have that? 471 00:34:37,228 --> 00:34:41,982 PHIL: Unfortunately I had to say Mass for someone in intensive care. 472 00:34:46,612 --> 00:34:50,907 Lord, I am not worthy to receive Thee. 473 00:34:51,868 --> 00:34:55,745 - But just say the word... - And I will be healed. 474 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:19,895 This is the body of Christ. It was broken for you. 475 00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:35,619 This is the blood of Christ. 476 00:35:36,537 --> 00:35:38,455 It was shed for you. 477 00:35:49,008 --> 00:35:51,301 [GULPS] 478 00:36:00,978 --> 00:36:04,814 Accept the spirit of Christ, our Lord and Savior. 479 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:07,317 Amen. 480 00:36:07,985 --> 00:36:12,155 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen. 481 00:36:31,634 --> 00:36:33,218 Dad? 482 00:36:34,428 --> 00:36:37,597 CHRIS: I booked a seat on a Boston flight. Tomorrow, 4:00. 483 00:36:38,099 --> 00:36:40,433 - Best I could get. - Don't come. 484 00:36:40,935 --> 00:36:43,395 I'll make sure you're gone before it happens. 485 00:36:43,646 --> 00:36:46,022 - We won't ever meet. - This is my thing. 486 00:36:46,524 --> 00:36:50,443 I am your soldier. This is my duty like we're always talking about. 487 00:36:50,653 --> 00:36:52,529 The way this went down... 488 00:36:53,155 --> 00:36:55,949 ...this is my call. I'll vouch for this myself. 489 00:36:56,325 --> 00:36:59,369 Clipping a rat puts me a cunt-hair away from being made. 490 00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:02,872 He might've recognized me at the gas station. He could lam. 491 00:37:03,082 --> 00:37:04,332 [DOOR OPENS] 492 00:37:06,210 --> 00:37:08,920 You stay put. End of discussion. 493 00:37:11,215 --> 00:37:13,216 Why are you using the pay phone? 494 00:37:13,467 --> 00:37:15,385 These walls are like paper. 495 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:18,138 - Please don't lie to me. - Go back to bed. 496 00:37:18,389 --> 00:37:20,807 Lying down made me throw up. 497 00:37:23,978 --> 00:37:26,563 [PHONE RINGS] 498 00:37:51,255 --> 00:37:52,756 Hello. 499 00:37:53,007 --> 00:37:55,008 Oh, hi, honey. 500 00:37:56,635 --> 00:37:58,762 Oh, yeah. Was it fun? 501 00:38:00,306 --> 00:38:01,848 Oh, good. 502 00:38:05,895 --> 00:38:07,896 You want to sleep over there? 503 00:38:11,192 --> 00:38:13,777 Okay. Love you. 504 00:38:36,926 --> 00:38:38,551 That was A.J. 505 00:38:39,345 --> 00:38:43,139 - He's sleeping over. - I see. 506 00:38:46,143 --> 00:38:50,438 - At a friend's house. - Oh. 507 00:38:53,651 --> 00:38:56,653 The Pucillos. I don't know if you know them. 508 00:38:58,114 --> 00:38:59,406 No. 509 00:39:02,118 --> 00:39:03,159 Oh. 510 00:39:05,538 --> 00:39:06,704 Oh. 511 00:39:06,997 --> 00:39:08,790 - I... - What? 512 00:39:10,126 --> 00:39:11,835 Are you all right? 513 00:39:23,264 --> 00:39:24,973 Father Phil? 514 00:39:25,349 --> 00:39:27,058 Are you all right? 515 00:39:27,518 --> 00:39:29,811 [VOMITS] 516 00:39:44,368 --> 00:39:46,369 [PHONE RINGS] 517 00:39:51,625 --> 00:39:52,917 Hello? 518 00:39:54,086 --> 00:39:55,295 Hello? 519 00:39:57,882 --> 00:39:59,799 [DIAL TONE] 520 00:40:33,667 --> 00:40:36,085 Ow! Don't! 521 00:40:37,963 --> 00:40:39,797 You want to stop and get a beer? 522 00:40:52,019 --> 00:40:53,645 TONY: You need this thing? 523 00:41:29,014 --> 00:41:31,808 I'll pick you up in a little while. Knock 'em dead. 524 00:41:32,351 --> 00:41:35,186 - Aren't you coming in? - I left my watch at the motel. 525 00:41:35,437 --> 00:41:37,480 I'll catch up to you later. 526 00:41:38,482 --> 00:41:40,358 Grab me a student paper. 527 00:41:40,651 --> 00:41:42,652 [TIRES SCREECH] 528 00:41:49,451 --> 00:41:50,994 [CLEARS THROAT] 529 00:41:51,203 --> 00:41:53,830 [PHIL GROANS] 530 00:42:27,656 --> 00:42:29,782 You should have some coffee. 531 00:42:33,454 --> 00:42:35,913 - Last night... - Yeah. 532 00:42:37,666 --> 00:42:40,043 We didn't do anything out of line. 533 00:42:40,252 --> 00:42:42,670 There's nothing to apologize about. 534 00:42:44,632 --> 00:42:46,633 - Right. - That's right. 535 00:42:49,803 --> 00:42:52,930 I should get dressed. Get going. 536 00:42:53,140 --> 00:42:55,224 Anthony Jr. will be home soon. 537 00:42:55,434 --> 00:42:59,479 Oh, my God. My car's been out there all night in plain sight. 538 00:42:59,772 --> 00:43:02,148 We didn't do anything wrong. 539 00:43:02,399 --> 00:43:05,151 Is there a commandment against eating ziti? 540 00:43:06,904 --> 00:43:08,946 Take a shower, get dressed. 541 00:43:09,198 --> 00:43:12,408 Don't forget your sacrament kit, whatever. 542 00:43:13,577 --> 00:43:15,244 [DOOR OPENS] 543 00:43:15,412 --> 00:43:17,413 AJ: I'm home! 544 00:43:21,418 --> 00:43:23,086 Carmela. 545 00:43:25,214 --> 00:43:27,256 I don't know where to begin. 546 00:43:31,595 --> 00:43:35,598 It's not that I don't have desire for you in my heart. 547 00:43:35,933 --> 00:43:37,308 Madonna, Father, please. 548 00:43:37,601 --> 00:43:41,437 Last night was one of the most difficult tests from God ever. 549 00:43:41,772 --> 00:43:44,148 What are you talking about? We're friends. 550 00:43:46,568 --> 00:43:49,112 - What's that look? - What, I look some way? 551 00:43:54,827 --> 00:43:58,329 I was just thinking about when we watched Casablanca last week. 552 00:43:59,206 --> 00:44:01,582 That new print is great, huh? 553 00:44:02,793 --> 00:44:07,422 "Of all the lousy gin joints in the world, why'd you have to pick mine?" 554 00:44:09,299 --> 00:44:13,928 Of all the finocchi priests, why did I get the one who's straight? 555 00:44:16,432 --> 00:44:18,099 Carmela. 556 00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:20,810 Come on, it's a joke. 557 00:44:42,124 --> 00:44:45,376 I would have done it myself, but some people came along. 558 00:44:45,836 --> 00:44:48,963 Anyway, listen. It's a gray Town Car, new model. 559 00:44:49,548 --> 00:44:51,424 Pick him up on the Colby campus. 560 00:44:51,675 --> 00:44:53,468 Where on the Colby campus? 561 00:44:53,844 --> 00:44:56,763 His kid's applying, the fucking admissions office. 562 00:44:57,055 --> 00:44:59,223 - Oh. - You follow him. 563 00:44:59,475 --> 00:45:02,602 Outside of town, you pull up alongside, boom! 12-gauge. 564 00:45:03,187 --> 00:45:04,604 - Fuck that. - Do it... 565 00:45:04,897 --> 00:45:07,523 ...or you'll never get another bag off me. 566 00:45:12,863 --> 00:45:15,698 No, no, no. Fuck that. Fuck that! 567 00:45:15,949 --> 00:45:18,576 Want the cops to know who burnt the Historical House? 568 00:45:18,869 --> 00:45:21,537 Fuck you, fuckwad! 569 00:45:21,830 --> 00:45:25,708 We were volunteer firemen together, asshole! I know! 570 00:45:25,918 --> 00:45:28,294 [TIRES SQUEALING] 571 00:45:35,552 --> 00:45:37,386 Yeah, is Dougy in? 572 00:45:39,223 --> 00:45:41,140 [TWIG SNAPS] 573 00:45:46,396 --> 00:45:49,440 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 574 00:46:56,633 --> 00:46:58,301 [TWIG SNAPS] 575 00:47:21,950 --> 00:47:23,993 [TWIG SNAPS] 576 00:47:28,665 --> 00:47:31,417 [PETERS GROANS] 577 00:47:32,294 --> 00:47:35,212 - Good morning, rat. - Who are you? What is this? 578 00:47:35,505 --> 00:47:37,715 Don't make me laugh. You fuck! 579 00:47:38,008 --> 00:47:39,800 Teddy, there must be something... 580 00:47:40,093 --> 00:47:42,595 It's Tony. Know how much trouble you're in? 581 00:47:43,013 --> 00:47:45,306 You took an oath and you broke it. 582 00:47:45,557 --> 00:47:48,184 I could have killed you outside the motel. 583 00:47:48,435 --> 00:47:50,019 Your daughter was drunk. 584 00:47:50,228 --> 00:47:51,687 I was in the parking lot. 585 00:47:51,939 --> 00:47:55,316 I didn't do it because of her. I told myself: 586 00:47:55,817 --> 00:47:58,194 "It's just a coincidence... 587 00:47:58,445 --> 00:48:01,113 - ...he's taking her to college." - With wiseguys... 588 00:48:01,365 --> 00:48:03,032 ...the hustle never ends. 589 00:48:03,241 --> 00:48:05,952 If you'd shot me, your life would have been over. 590 00:48:06,203 --> 00:48:07,870 Please. I'm begging you. 591 00:48:10,374 --> 00:48:12,166 Jimmy says hello from hell! 592 00:48:15,879 --> 00:48:18,005 [GROANS] 593 00:48:24,721 --> 00:48:26,722 [GRUNTS] 594 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,126 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 595 00:49:07,514 --> 00:49:11,267 [PHONE RINGS] 596 00:49:13,854 --> 00:49:16,272 [DUCKS QUACKING] 597 00:49:45,886 --> 00:49:47,094 Where've you been? 598 00:49:47,345 --> 00:49:50,639 The motel didn't have the watch. I went to the restaurant. 599 00:49:50,891 --> 00:49:53,392 I had to wait for them to open. 600 00:49:53,643 --> 00:49:55,436 The restaurant had your watch? 601 00:49:55,645 --> 00:49:58,981 I took it off in the bathroom while I washed my hands. 602 00:49:59,316 --> 00:50:01,525 You ready? You'll be late for Bowdoin. 603 00:50:16,625 --> 00:50:17,917 What's up with that? 604 00:50:21,546 --> 00:50:24,548 Oh, the restaurant. 605 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,510 I tried the back door and there were puddles. 606 00:50:31,264 --> 00:50:32,973 It was dumb, I know. 607 00:50:38,688 --> 00:50:40,439 Your hand is bleeding! 608 00:50:40,690 --> 00:50:42,775 You saw that man, didn't you? 609 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,862 I cut it on a screen door. What man? 610 00:50:47,155 --> 00:50:49,240 The man you said you didn't know. 611 00:50:49,950 --> 00:50:51,534 What do you think happened? 612 00:50:51,785 --> 00:50:53,661 I don't know. A fight? 613 00:50:53,870 --> 00:50:56,247 You're making it a big deal, and you don't know! 614 00:50:56,498 --> 00:50:59,375 You were on the pay phone again at 1 a.m! 615 00:50:59,543 --> 00:51:02,128 I was on the pay phone at 1 a.m? 616 00:51:02,379 --> 00:51:04,088 Excuse me, Miss Cuervo Añejo. 617 00:51:04,339 --> 00:51:08,884 You can't remember what happened. You were seeing pink elephants! 618 00:51:09,845 --> 00:51:12,096 I warned you not to drink. 619 00:51:15,725 --> 00:51:19,311 Dad, you're being honest with me, right? 620 00:51:19,563 --> 00:51:21,230 You're gonna hurt my feelings. 621 00:51:23,316 --> 00:51:25,234 We have that kind of relationship. 622 00:51:25,527 --> 00:51:30,573 That's right. We do or we don't. It takes two to tango. 623 00:51:33,785 --> 00:51:35,119 - Dad... - What? 624 00:51:41,459 --> 00:51:42,751 Nothing. 625 00:51:50,552 --> 00:51:51,635 I love you. 626 00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:54,847 I love you too. 627 00:52:01,354 --> 00:52:02,938 - Where's my paper? - I forgot. 628 00:52:03,190 --> 00:52:04,231 She forgot. 629 00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:13,324 Miss Soprano. Come on in. 630 00:52:16,786 --> 00:52:19,205 Shall we talk about your future? 631 00:52:41,144 --> 00:52:43,312 [DOOR OPENS] 632 00:52:43,521 --> 00:52:46,273 [MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH WALKMAN] 633 00:52:46,524 --> 00:52:48,484 STUDENT: He's our most famous alumnus. 634 00:53:09,214 --> 00:53:12,716 Oh, here they are. The two Ivy Leaguers! 635 00:53:13,218 --> 00:53:14,593 How was it? Want to eat? 636 00:53:14,844 --> 00:53:17,221 It was good. I gotta call Hunter. 637 00:53:17,389 --> 00:53:18,430 TONY: Hey. 638 00:53:19,557 --> 00:53:23,227 - Gee, she spared me no boring detail. MEADOW: I'll be back! 639 00:53:23,436 --> 00:53:25,980 What a trip. I'm beat. 640 00:53:26,231 --> 00:53:28,983 What, New England? It's so gorgeous. 641 00:53:29,442 --> 00:53:32,111 You still sound nasal, but you look better. 642 00:53:33,238 --> 00:53:34,405 Any cold pasta? 643 00:53:34,656 --> 00:53:37,116 There was some ziti, but it got eaten. 644 00:53:38,660 --> 00:53:40,744 The whole tray? From last Sunday? 645 00:53:42,414 --> 00:53:44,623 Monsignor Jughead was here. 646 00:53:45,041 --> 00:53:48,794 If you are referring to Father Intintola, yes, he was. 647 00:53:49,879 --> 00:53:53,382 - He spent the night here. - Yeah, right. 648 00:53:53,967 --> 00:53:55,467 Okay. 649 00:53:58,555 --> 00:54:01,348 The priest spent the night here? What happened? 650 00:54:01,558 --> 00:54:03,392 - Nothing. - Where was Anthony? 651 00:54:03,893 --> 00:54:05,477 Sleeping over at Jason's. 652 00:54:06,104 --> 00:54:09,982 The priest spent the night here, nothing happened. 653 00:54:10,275 --> 00:54:14,695 - You're telling me this because? - You might hear something. 654 00:54:14,946 --> 00:54:17,072 His car was out front all night. 655 00:54:17,324 --> 00:54:21,493 You know what? This is too fucked-up for me even to think about. 656 00:54:26,499 --> 00:54:30,210 What'd you guys do for 12 hours, play "Name That Pope"? 657 00:54:30,795 --> 00:54:35,174 - He gave me Communion. - I'll bet he gave you Communion. 658 00:54:35,425 --> 00:54:36,425 Excuse me? 659 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:40,554 The guy spends the night here, and all he does is slip you a wafer? 660 00:54:40,972 --> 00:54:44,099 - That's verging on sacrilege. - I didn't mean to verge. 661 00:54:44,351 --> 00:54:46,935 - Do you think I'm lying? - It sounds... 662 00:54:47,145 --> 00:54:51,940 Would I have told you if we did? Do I look like the frigging Thorn Bird? 663 00:54:54,069 --> 00:54:56,528 He's a fag. That's it. 664 00:54:57,322 --> 00:55:00,032 Otherwise, I gotta question what I'm hearing. 665 00:55:01,117 --> 00:55:02,785 Tony, you are a sketch. 666 00:55:06,414 --> 00:55:10,167 Oh, by the way, your therapist called. 667 00:55:11,086 --> 00:55:12,461 Jennifer? 668 00:55:17,300 --> 00:55:18,509 Carm! 669 00:55:20,303 --> 00:55:24,014 I thought you'd think it was weird if I saw a woman psychiatrist. 670 00:55:25,892 --> 00:55:30,437 Carm, come on! It's just therapy, that's all! We just talk!