1 00:01:51,204 --> 00:01:52,371 So... 2 00:01:52,831 --> 00:01:55,874 ...you know, usual girl stuff. 3 00:01:56,209 --> 00:01:58,710 She picks up the dry-cleaning and shops. 4 00:01:59,003 --> 00:02:04,007 Dr. Melfi has excellent taste, she only shops at the fancy-schmancy deli. 5 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:08,220 The kind with the Italian name but they don't have meatballs. 6 00:02:08,513 --> 00:02:09,930 All right, what else? 7 00:02:10,181 --> 00:02:14,184 What am I supposed to be looking for? What's up with this cooz? 8 00:02:14,394 --> 00:02:16,436 It's none of your fucking business. 9 00:02:16,646 --> 00:02:19,398 You're on a strict need-to-know, lieutenant. 10 00:02:20,024 --> 00:02:22,776 I should knock you out for what you did to her date. 11 00:02:23,027 --> 00:02:28,157 What? I scared your goomar's date a little. What's the big deal? 12 00:02:31,578 --> 00:02:33,787 -This guy still come around? -No. 13 00:02:33,997 --> 00:02:38,167 He's not her type. He's a coward. He nearly pissed himself. 14 00:02:38,418 --> 00:02:41,461 Anything else? I don't want to be here all day. 15 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:44,923 Yesterday she got off at 9 and she went to bed early. 16 00:02:45,884 --> 00:02:46,884 That's it? 17 00:02:47,177 --> 00:02:48,468 That's it. 18 00:02:50,597 --> 00:02:53,473 Here, buy yourself an iron. 19 00:03:00,982 --> 00:03:01,982 Ready? 20 00:03:04,736 --> 00:03:05,819 Decaf, right? 21 00:03:12,911 --> 00:03:15,621 So how was your college trip with your daughter? 22 00:03:16,331 --> 00:03:20,792 I tell you, my life is like an episode of Provolone-something. 23 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:22,377 What's going on? 24 00:03:22,712 --> 00:03:25,047 My wife. All we do is fight. 25 00:03:26,132 --> 00:03:28,175 And she's jealous of you. 26 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:33,055 Is that something that you feel or has it been discussed with Carmela? 27 00:03:33,556 --> 00:03:35,641 She didn't know you were a girl. 28 00:03:36,726 --> 00:03:40,812 You know, a woman. Excuse me, a doctor. 29 00:03:41,064 --> 00:03:42,606 Woman doctor. 30 00:03:42,815 --> 00:03:45,817 -Why did you take so long to tell her? -I didn't. 31 00:03:46,277 --> 00:03:48,403 You spilled the beans when you called. 32 00:03:48,613 --> 00:03:53,283 Let me ask you a different question. Why a female? Why a female doctor? 33 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:58,205 She asked the same frigging question, and I sometimes wonder myself. 34 00:03:58,414 --> 00:04:01,083 -And? -I'll tell you what I told her. 35 00:04:01,334 --> 00:04:06,171 It was between two Jewish guys and a paesana. So I picked the paesana. 36 00:04:06,381 --> 00:04:11,510 What's the one thing your mother, wife and daughter have in common? 37 00:04:11,844 --> 00:04:13,387 They all break my balls. 38 00:04:15,974 --> 00:04:18,600 I know what you mean. They're all Italian, so what? 39 00:04:18,851 --> 00:04:23,230 So maybe by coming clean with me, you're dialoguing with them. 40 00:04:23,648 --> 00:04:25,440 Let me ask you a question. 41 00:04:26,859 --> 00:04:28,777 Why do you have me as a patient? 42 00:04:36,202 --> 00:04:37,995 ...you didn't flinch. 43 00:04:51,551 --> 00:04:55,679 -Water's warm, come on in. -Hey, Sammy. How are you? 44 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,559 -I was just gonna make some coffee. -Yeah? 45 00:05:00,727 --> 00:05:01,810 How's Junior? 46 00:05:04,230 --> 00:05:06,898 Sit the fuck down! Down! 47 00:05:09,569 --> 00:05:11,903 That's how Junior is, Sammy. 48 00:05:12,071 --> 00:05:14,323 I'm with little Jimmy Altieri. 49 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:18,368 Yeah, you paying Jimmy for this game? Huh, Sammy? 50 00:05:18,536 --> 00:05:19,536 No. 51 00:05:19,996 --> 00:05:22,831 Are you paying someone for this game? 52 00:05:26,836 --> 00:05:28,712 Now the party's over. 53 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:32,966 Junior Soprano is the new boss... 54 00:05:33,217 --> 00:05:35,635 ...and he ain't respecting old arrangements. 55 00:05:35,970 --> 00:05:37,387 Hey, you're lucky. 56 00:05:37,597 --> 00:05:41,183 You stayed slender. You could buy it right off the rack. 57 00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:43,602 I want something special. 58 00:05:43,978 --> 00:05:46,772 The boys are having a little time for me. 59 00:05:46,981 --> 00:05:49,358 You're wearing the suit to the dinner, eh? 60 00:05:49,942 --> 00:05:53,236 These guys today want to be buried in a jogging outfit. 61 00:05:55,365 --> 00:05:59,159 So how's your-- What's your oldest boy's name? 62 00:06:00,453 --> 00:06:03,080 -Rafael. "Ralphie." -Yeah. 63 00:06:03,623 --> 00:06:04,790 -Good kid. -Yeah. 64 00:06:04,957 --> 00:06:07,292 He lost his son, you know. 65 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:08,877 What do you mean, "lost"? 66 00:06:09,128 --> 00:06:11,588 Dead. Morto. 67 00:06:13,966 --> 00:06:18,470 Just a fucking kid! A baby! 68 00:06:20,807 --> 00:06:23,809 What are we talking about here? You lost your grandson? 69 00:06:23,976 --> 00:06:27,312 What are you gonna do with these fucking animals... 70 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:30,148 ...these drug dealers? 71 00:06:30,316 --> 00:06:32,359 He used to run around breaking balls. 72 00:06:33,319 --> 00:06:34,736 Dominic. 73 00:06:34,987 --> 00:06:36,655 My namesake. 74 00:06:37,907 --> 00:06:39,741 Did you know about this? 75 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:45,122 What'd I say about this poison? These kids shouldn't touch it! 76 00:06:46,499 --> 00:06:50,585 I read the paper every day about these poor pricks overdosing. 77 00:06:50,837 --> 00:06:53,380 He didn't overdose, he killed himself. 78 00:06:53,923 --> 00:06:55,507 Fourteen years old. 79 00:06:55,758 --> 00:06:59,177 -Jesus! -Was this at Patterson Falls? 80 00:07:00,763 --> 00:07:02,389 Holy shit, that was your grandson? 81 00:07:02,598 --> 00:07:05,934 -What? -He took one of those designer drugs. 82 00:07:06,144 --> 00:07:08,979 Goes to the Falls, takes a header right off the fence. 83 00:07:09,272 --> 00:07:14,359 They said the current bashed his head on rocks for days before he came up. 84 00:07:16,404 --> 00:07:19,948 And meanwhile, this piece of shit... 85 00:07:20,158 --> 00:07:25,162 ...he gets to walk the streets and sell more of this stuff to young kids. 86 00:07:25,413 --> 00:07:26,997 Oh, really? 87 00:07:27,874 --> 00:07:30,375 What's this motherless fuck's name? 88 00:07:35,131 --> 00:07:38,383 -Even the coffee's old in here. -How much can you complain? 89 00:07:38,593 --> 00:07:40,844 Eventually, you've got a broken hip. 90 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:45,223 I want to give you a macchinetta. It's the only way to get good coffee. 91 00:07:45,433 --> 00:07:47,225 What are you wearing? 92 00:07:47,602 --> 00:07:49,561 You smell like a French putain. 93 00:07:49,729 --> 00:07:51,897 It's Canoe. Johnny wore Canoe. 94 00:07:53,566 --> 00:07:54,566 Morning, Livia. 95 00:07:54,817 --> 00:07:57,110 -Oh, good morning. -Morning. 96 00:07:57,361 --> 00:07:58,653 -Yeah, hi. -New arrival? 97 00:07:59,030 --> 00:08:00,947 Go ahead, keep moving, fella. 98 00:08:05,912 --> 00:08:07,579 I'm happy for you, Junior. 99 00:08:08,122 --> 00:08:11,500 I know how long you waited to be made boss. 100 00:08:11,751 --> 00:08:14,961 Just don't let certain people take advantage of you... 101 00:08:15,254 --> 00:08:16,713 ...like they did to Johnny. 102 00:08:16,923 --> 00:08:19,674 What certain people? Nobody got over on Johnny. 103 00:08:19,926 --> 00:08:22,093 Nobody's gonna get over on me. 104 00:08:24,096 --> 00:08:25,805 How's your Jewish friend? 105 00:08:26,224 --> 00:08:27,349 Hesh? What about him? 106 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:31,603 -Whoever heard of a Jew riding horses? -He owns a horse farm. 107 00:08:32,772 --> 00:08:34,898 He's Tony's friend, not mine. 108 00:08:36,108 --> 00:08:39,694 -What have you got against him? -Who, me? Nothing. 109 00:08:40,279 --> 00:08:41,780 Johnny liked him. 110 00:08:42,031 --> 00:08:47,160 And my son thinks every word that comes out of his mouth is pure gold. 111 00:08:48,621 --> 00:08:52,999 Are you telling me that since I'm the new boss, I should tax Hesh? 112 00:08:57,380 --> 00:09:01,466 Boy, Anthony must've really gotten under your collar. Admit it. 113 00:09:01,759 --> 00:09:04,719 You want to crack his coglioni for putting you in here. 114 00:09:04,929 --> 00:09:08,098 -What are you talking about? -Yeah. 115 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,393 And I'm playing shortstop for the Mets. 116 00:09:13,104 --> 00:09:15,313 All right, watch the balls! 117 00:09:27,952 --> 00:09:29,661 What is the matter? 118 00:09:30,329 --> 00:09:32,706 Tony's cannoli doesn't want to stand up? 119 00:09:32,957 --> 00:09:35,500 Tony's cannoli's tired. 120 00:09:35,751 --> 00:09:38,003 But I can make it happen, baby. 121 00:09:38,337 --> 00:09:39,671 I know. 122 00:09:40,006 --> 00:09:41,965 Just, maybe.... 123 00:09:45,344 --> 00:09:46,803 So how's your job? 124 00:09:47,138 --> 00:09:48,346 What? 125 00:09:48,556 --> 00:09:50,223 Since when do you care? 126 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,517 Can't I be nice? 127 00:09:53,561 --> 00:09:54,561 All right... 128 00:09:55,855 --> 00:09:57,022 ...forget it. 129 00:09:59,859 --> 00:10:02,152 You don't want to talk? Fine. 130 00:10:03,404 --> 00:10:05,572 Here, go with somebody who gives a fuck. 131 00:10:05,823 --> 00:10:07,449 I'm not a fucking whore! 132 00:10:07,658 --> 00:10:10,035 Stick your money up your ass! 133 00:10:10,745 --> 00:10:14,456 -I don't know what's wrong-- -There's nothing wrong with me! 134 00:10:14,749 --> 00:10:16,750 Just wanted to talk, that's all! 135 00:10:17,001 --> 00:10:19,961 Talking with you, I might as well be a fucking dildo! 136 00:10:20,755 --> 00:10:23,923 If you were a dildo, we wouldn't be fighting. 137 00:10:24,133 --> 00:10:26,468 What does that mean, you fucking refugee? 138 00:10:26,636 --> 00:10:28,261 What does that mean? 139 00:10:30,139 --> 00:10:31,139 Come here. 140 00:10:31,390 --> 00:10:35,644 Want to fight me? Knock you out! You fucking communist cunt! 141 00:10:40,691 --> 00:10:42,359 Yeah, same to you! 142 00:10:44,445 --> 00:10:46,488 You fucking burned me! 143 00:10:48,908 --> 00:10:50,283 How you doing? 144 00:10:52,870 --> 00:10:54,663 What do you got, Andrea? 145 00:11:03,381 --> 00:11:05,048 -Clabby? -Hearts. 146 00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:07,258 Jump in, the water's warm. 147 00:11:07,426 --> 00:11:10,428 Child's play. Pound a point. 148 00:11:14,934 --> 00:11:17,519 -Hesh is outside. -Tell him to come in. 149 00:11:19,063 --> 00:11:21,022 He says he needs a word with you. 150 00:11:21,273 --> 00:11:24,609 What the fuck? You eat more queens than Lancelot. 151 00:11:31,117 --> 00:11:32,534 What's up? 152 00:11:33,411 --> 00:11:35,203 -Let's walk. -That serious? 153 00:11:37,206 --> 00:11:40,875 -You spoke to your uncle lately? -Junior? 154 00:11:41,085 --> 00:11:42,335 Yeah. 155 00:11:42,795 --> 00:11:45,797 No. I don't know. Why, what's up? 156 00:11:46,048 --> 00:11:49,843 -Your father was a fair man. -What's that got to do with Junior? 157 00:11:50,052 --> 00:11:51,678 Junior's not so fair. 158 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:55,640 Sometimes I wish you'd just get to the point. What'd he do? 159 00:11:55,891 --> 00:11:57,809 He's taxing me, Tony. 160 00:11:58,978 --> 00:12:01,146 He's taxing you? When did this happen? 161 00:12:01,313 --> 00:12:02,355 Today. 162 00:12:02,565 --> 00:12:04,816 Did you tell him you operate without tax? 163 00:12:04,984 --> 00:12:07,485 That my father loved you and respected you? 164 00:12:07,778 --> 00:12:10,989 That 10 cents of every dollar in his kick is from you? 165 00:12:13,117 --> 00:12:17,120 My uncle's boss of the family 10 minutes, already I got agita! 166 00:12:19,081 --> 00:12:20,081 What'd you say? 167 00:12:20,249 --> 00:12:23,460 It's a reasonable request but an unreasonable figure. 168 00:12:23,753 --> 00:12:25,837 What do you mean, reasonable request? 169 00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:27,797 He's the boss now, Tony. 170 00:12:28,007 --> 00:12:31,468 He calls the tune, we dance to it. That's the way it's done. 171 00:12:31,677 --> 00:12:35,263 You can either respect that or change the rules. 172 00:12:35,473 --> 00:12:39,517 Tony, I came over here to tell you with all this bullshit going on... 173 00:12:39,810 --> 00:12:41,394 ...I can't stay in this area. 174 00:12:41,604 --> 00:12:43,062 Where you gonna go? 175 00:12:43,355 --> 00:12:45,940 Come on. I consider my royalty checks. 176 00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:47,859 I wrote six gold records. 177 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,861 No, a couple of black kids did. 178 00:12:50,154 --> 00:12:53,615 You just gave yourself a cowriting credit. Come on, Heshie. 179 00:12:54,617 --> 00:12:57,994 I know you. You leave this, you're gonna kill yourself. 180 00:13:00,998 --> 00:13:02,290 How much does he want? 181 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:05,919 500 large. Plus, two points monthly on my shy. 182 00:13:09,423 --> 00:13:10,590 All right. 183 00:13:12,134 --> 00:13:15,845 Do me a favor, sit tight for now. Let me think about it for a while. 184 00:14:15,406 --> 00:14:16,573 How was that, baby? 185 00:14:17,992 --> 00:14:19,033 The best. 186 00:14:20,202 --> 00:14:21,995 You are the best. 187 00:14:23,956 --> 00:14:25,123 Come here. 188 00:14:28,127 --> 00:14:30,128 Tony, I love your cannoli. 189 00:14:32,548 --> 00:14:33,715 You okay? 190 00:14:35,134 --> 00:14:36,801 Yeah, I'm okay. 191 00:14:37,261 --> 00:14:38,720 Go back to sleep. 192 00:14:43,392 --> 00:14:45,143 Sure you're all right? 193 00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:55,612 So, what do you want New York to do? 194 00:14:56,238 --> 00:14:57,989 Junior can't know that we talked. 195 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:01,534 He's gotta think that Hesh came to you on his own, by himself. 196 00:15:03,287 --> 00:15:05,705 You are still running things. 197 00:15:06,832 --> 00:15:10,543 The arrangement, whatever it is, can't be insulting to my uncle. 198 00:15:10,753 --> 00:15:12,837 Hesh has got to pay something. 199 00:15:13,297 --> 00:15:15,131 I just haven't decided what. 200 00:15:21,889 --> 00:15:24,515 I gotta get back. We'll talk later. 201 00:15:30,356 --> 00:15:31,773 How's the veal? 202 00:15:32,191 --> 00:15:33,691 It's like rubber. 203 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,568 Yeah? 204 00:15:40,199 --> 00:15:41,616 Tastes all right to me. 205 00:15:42,534 --> 00:15:44,118 Want something else? 206 00:16:00,761 --> 00:16:02,095 Don't look at me. 207 00:16:02,346 --> 00:16:04,722 Compliments of Johnny Sack. 208 00:16:10,396 --> 00:16:13,147 Why don't you spend the rest of our anniversary with him? 209 00:16:13,941 --> 00:16:16,734 I was over there for 10 frigging minutes, Carmela. 210 00:16:17,528 --> 00:16:19,737 -Don't do this. -All right, Tony. 211 00:16:19,905 --> 00:16:21,739 At least I know where I stand. 212 00:16:25,369 --> 00:16:27,412 Why do you always gotta be so dramatic? 213 00:16:28,122 --> 00:16:29,747 Oh, here we go. 214 00:16:30,916 --> 00:16:33,751 All right, I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry. 215 00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:36,546 You don't even know what you're apologizing for. 216 00:16:37,589 --> 00:16:39,424 It's our anniversary, Tony. 217 00:16:39,717 --> 00:16:42,635 Ours. Not yours, mine and Johnny-fucking-Sack's. 218 00:16:42,845 --> 00:16:44,429 Ours. 219 00:16:44,847 --> 00:16:48,433 I thought we could get a room at the Plaza like last year or.... 220 00:16:48,642 --> 00:16:50,560 I don't know. I don't-- 221 00:16:59,778 --> 00:17:01,487 I'm sorry, Carmela. 222 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:08,161 I just got a lot on my mind and I'm not thinking straight. 223 00:17:10,956 --> 00:17:12,123 Hey... 224 00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:14,876 ...I'm sorry. 225 00:17:18,756 --> 00:17:20,715 Should I call the Plaza? 226 00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:22,633 Come on. 227 00:17:24,178 --> 00:17:25,887 No, let's go home. 228 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,442 Hey, come here. 229 00:17:40,903 --> 00:17:42,779 Carm, what do you want me to say? 230 00:17:42,988 --> 00:17:44,781 Tell me. I'm lost at sea here! 231 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,659 You've changed, Tony. And I resent it. 232 00:17:49,328 --> 00:17:53,206 It's destroying what little self-esteem I have left. 233 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,333 Sometimes I think you skeeve me. 234 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,168 I skeeve you? 235 00:17:57,419 --> 00:17:59,921 You're the mother of my children. How could I? 236 00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:02,340 You see what I'm talking about? There. 237 00:18:02,591 --> 00:18:07,678 "You're the mother of my children." I'm just someone you procreated with. 238 00:18:09,264 --> 00:18:10,973 You know it could be the Prozac. 239 00:18:11,183 --> 00:18:15,144 Ginny Torrelli's been on it for years, and she'd hump a fire hydrant. 240 00:18:15,354 --> 00:18:17,855 Dr. Melfi said it had different side effects. 241 00:18:18,023 --> 00:18:20,691 Oh. She told you that? 242 00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:39,001 Before we start today's session... 243 00:18:39,211 --> 00:18:41,546 ...we need to address the coffee. 244 00:18:43,215 --> 00:18:45,883 It's not appropriate of me to take gifts. 245 00:18:46,051 --> 00:18:49,011 -It's a cup of coffee. -Let's just make a rule, okay? 246 00:18:49,221 --> 00:18:50,721 No gifts. 247 00:18:53,934 --> 00:18:56,519 -Does this mean I can't drink mine? -No. 248 00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:58,020 Oh, I'm sorry. 249 00:18:58,230 --> 00:19:03,317 I usually have my answering service on, but I have a car emergency. 250 00:19:03,777 --> 00:19:04,986 Yes? 251 00:19:07,072 --> 00:19:09,073 What does that mean, "diagnostic"? 252 00:19:10,242 --> 00:19:12,910 I just want to know what's wrong with my car. 253 00:19:13,662 --> 00:19:16,205 No. No, don't do anything. 254 00:19:16,665 --> 00:19:19,167 No, I want to get a second opinion. 255 00:19:21,086 --> 00:19:24,589 I'll take my chances. Thank you. 256 00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,342 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 257 00:19:29,678 --> 00:19:31,012 It's all right. 258 00:19:31,597 --> 00:19:34,223 So how's it going? 259 00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:35,516 Good. 260 00:19:35,976 --> 00:19:37,143 Real good. 261 00:19:38,312 --> 00:19:41,564 I think I may flush the medication, you know? 262 00:19:41,773 --> 00:19:43,983 See if the changes I'm feeling are for real. 263 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:47,361 Why would you do that? The Prozac seems to be working. 264 00:19:47,571 --> 00:19:48,946 That might be the problem. 265 00:19:49,114 --> 00:19:53,242 -It might be working overtime. -What do you mean? 266 00:19:57,122 --> 00:19:59,707 -I'm having a-- -Reaction? 267 00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:03,252 You know, a side effect from the stuff. 268 00:20:03,795 --> 00:20:05,379 We talked about that. 269 00:20:05,964 --> 00:20:08,257 Some people get insomnia. 270 00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:11,802 Others, a stomachache or headaches. 271 00:20:11,970 --> 00:20:13,387 But it usually passes. 272 00:20:13,597 --> 00:20:16,807 But are there any other side effects that you know of? 273 00:20:17,142 --> 00:20:20,811 Some people experience a diminished libido. 274 00:20:21,146 --> 00:20:24,148 They have a hard time getting or maintaining-- 275 00:20:24,316 --> 00:20:26,817 -Bingo! -I see. 276 00:20:27,152 --> 00:20:31,155 You know, not all impotence is a result of the medication. 277 00:20:31,657 --> 00:20:35,576 -There's something wrong with me? -Have you had a prostate exam? 278 00:20:35,827 --> 00:20:38,412 I don't even let anybody wag their finger in my face. 279 00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:43,960 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have laughed. 280 00:20:44,378 --> 00:20:45,503 Don't apologize. 281 00:20:46,171 --> 00:20:48,172 -Oh, boy. -You got a nice laugh. 282 00:20:48,423 --> 00:20:52,468 -All right, let's be serious. -Hey. I'm serious. 283 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:58,975 You know that depression is also a leading factor in impotence. 284 00:20:59,851 --> 00:21:04,438 In the morning or at night do you ever have an erection? 285 00:21:04,690 --> 00:21:06,399 You could set your clock to it. 286 00:21:06,984 --> 00:21:09,944 Okay, so we know it's not a physical problem. 287 00:21:17,703 --> 00:21:20,788 -Put that in after the credenza. -Yes, ma'am. 288 00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:24,667 What's going on? 289 00:21:25,002 --> 00:21:26,877 Yeah, I bought some furniture. 290 00:21:27,629 --> 00:21:30,214 Let's just move into Roche Bobois, save the delivery charge. 291 00:21:30,549 --> 00:21:31,716 Fine, I'll send it back. 292 00:21:32,009 --> 00:21:34,802 No. But you've been spending like a drunken sailor. 293 00:21:35,053 --> 00:21:36,595 I said I'll send it back. 294 00:21:36,888 --> 00:21:39,390 Mother of Christ, I didn't say that, did I? 295 00:21:39,891 --> 00:21:41,475 Jesus! 296 00:21:44,396 --> 00:21:47,565 You shouldn't be telling my uncle how to run things. 297 00:21:47,733 --> 00:21:52,403 You think I got the balls to tell your uncle how he should run things? 298 00:21:52,571 --> 00:21:56,240 I shouldn't expect to see the Statue of Liberty again if I did. 299 00:21:59,453 --> 00:22:01,078 All right, look, Tony... 300 00:22:01,413 --> 00:22:05,416 ...Hesh isn't only a friend of you guys, he's a friend of ours. 301 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:08,085 Somebody has to step in so he doesn't get fucked. 302 00:22:08,337 --> 00:22:10,212 I never said, "fucked." 303 00:22:10,422 --> 00:22:15,051 You should've come to me first, airing your dirty laundry in public. 304 00:22:15,385 --> 00:22:18,763 How would it look if I went to you after I spoke to him? 305 00:22:19,056 --> 00:22:20,598 Now he's got a point. 306 00:22:21,224 --> 00:22:22,558 Bottom line is... 307 00:22:23,977 --> 00:22:25,519 ...what are we gonna do? 308 00:22:30,776 --> 00:22:32,860 You have a suggestion? 309 00:22:33,111 --> 00:22:37,156 If there are any flies on you, they're paying fucking rent. 310 00:22:40,535 --> 00:22:43,621 500's a little steep for back taxes, no? 311 00:22:44,581 --> 00:22:49,210 The 2 percent of his action, that's up to you. It affects Tony... 312 00:22:49,586 --> 00:22:51,170 ...as much as Hesh. 313 00:22:52,172 --> 00:22:54,090 I'm not out to hurt anyone. 314 00:22:54,591 --> 00:22:57,176 God forbid I get in the way of someone earning. 315 00:22:58,387 --> 00:23:01,639 One and a half on the shy business and 300 on the back tax. 316 00:23:01,807 --> 00:23:02,807 250. 317 00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:12,149 Hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these desert people. 318 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,320 250. 319 00:23:17,948 --> 00:23:19,240 All right. 320 00:23:43,515 --> 00:23:45,141 Mr. Soprano. 321 00:23:53,483 --> 00:23:55,359 You want sex? 322 00:23:55,819 --> 00:23:56,986 No. 323 00:23:58,864 --> 00:24:00,531 Go back to sleep. 324 00:24:12,586 --> 00:24:16,755 You know, you have a nice body. You should make it work for you more. 325 00:24:17,048 --> 00:24:18,382 Oh, really? 326 00:24:19,134 --> 00:24:20,718 Yeah, you reveal too much. 327 00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:23,220 You don't want other men looking at me? 328 00:24:23,513 --> 00:24:26,140 No, when you're not with me, you do what you want. 329 00:24:26,391 --> 00:24:31,145 But I'm saying maybe you could wear a nice businesslike outfit. 330 00:24:31,438 --> 00:24:33,397 I think I could get into that. 331 00:24:33,607 --> 00:24:35,733 -You want me to dress like a man? -No. 332 00:24:36,401 --> 00:24:38,652 I don't want you to dress like a man. 333 00:24:38,904 --> 00:24:42,740 I'm just saying maybe wear something a little more professional. 334 00:24:42,991 --> 00:24:44,325 Like you're in business. 335 00:24:44,576 --> 00:24:47,745 -Well, fuck you, Tony. I'm no whore. -No. 336 00:24:47,996 --> 00:24:51,665 That's not what I mean, not like you're in the whore business.... 337 00:24:52,209 --> 00:24:53,209 Oh, forget it. 338 00:24:57,088 --> 00:24:58,088 Come here. 339 00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:04,929 Is everyone in my life bananas or what? 340 00:25:07,265 --> 00:25:08,349 Get over here! 341 00:25:11,228 --> 00:25:13,103 -Come-- -Go jerk off! 342 00:25:14,022 --> 00:25:16,524 Yeah. Go jerk off. 343 00:25:16,733 --> 00:25:19,026 Look at this. She burned me. 344 00:25:19,236 --> 00:25:21,028 That's not good. 345 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,697 What led up to that? 346 00:25:23,907 --> 00:25:25,741 Carmela can be pretty violent. 347 00:25:27,786 --> 00:25:30,538 This added problem that I've been having... 348 00:25:31,248 --> 00:25:34,625 ...I just thought we needed to spice things up a little bit. 349 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:39,964 If it's not the Prozac, then maybe I just need a little jump-start. 350 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,592 I suggested that maybe she dress a little different. 351 00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:46,387 -Something titillating? -Yeah. 352 00:25:46,805 --> 00:25:48,013 Maybe it'd help. 353 00:25:48,974 --> 00:25:51,058 So I suggested to her... 354 00:25:51,351 --> 00:25:52,601 ...not demanded... 355 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:54,687 ...suggested... 356 00:25:55,564 --> 00:25:58,023 ...you know, maybe dress a little sexier. 357 00:25:58,984 --> 00:26:03,237 -But Carmela can be very sensitive. -Maybe she felt it degraded her. 358 00:26:03,488 --> 00:26:05,990 Not all women are into sexy lingerie. 359 00:26:06,157 --> 00:26:08,325 It's not about dressing like that. 360 00:26:08,535 --> 00:26:10,160 Then what are we talking about? 361 00:26:10,453 --> 00:26:14,456 Some women are sexier when they dress simple. 362 00:26:14,666 --> 00:26:16,750 You know, understated. 363 00:26:17,961 --> 00:26:19,670 And I don't mean.... 364 00:26:23,633 --> 00:26:25,718 Fuck it, I don't know what I mean. 365 00:26:30,265 --> 00:26:31,515 Like you. 366 00:26:32,017 --> 00:26:33,767 How like me? 367 00:26:33,977 --> 00:26:35,519 You play it down. 368 00:26:38,648 --> 00:26:42,568 Now, it's obvious you got a killer body under there. 369 00:26:42,944 --> 00:26:43,944 Don't get me wrong. 370 00:26:44,487 --> 00:26:48,032 -All right. -Not only do you play it down... 371 00:26:51,202 --> 00:26:52,494 ...but you're gentle. 372 00:26:53,413 --> 00:26:55,080 Not loud. 373 00:26:55,582 --> 00:26:57,374 Sweet-sounding. 374 00:26:59,044 --> 00:27:00,753 Like a mandolin. 375 00:27:07,510 --> 00:27:08,510 Anthony. 376 00:27:16,728 --> 00:27:18,896 Unfortunately, we have to stop now. 377 00:27:19,522 --> 00:27:22,149 I think it's important that we talk about this. 378 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,569 Do you think you could come back later this afternoon? 379 00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:27,863 No. 380 00:27:31,868 --> 00:27:33,452 Till Tuesday. 381 00:27:34,996 --> 00:27:36,246 Okay? 382 00:27:42,045 --> 00:27:43,253 Yeah, all right. 383 00:27:44,756 --> 00:27:46,256 See you Tuesday. 384 00:28:52,699 --> 00:28:56,076 It's the oddest thing. I've had this problem for weeks. 385 00:28:56,286 --> 00:28:59,788 But this morning, I get in and it starts right up. 386 00:28:59,998 --> 00:29:01,707 And then again at the deli. 387 00:29:01,916 --> 00:29:03,417 Looks fine. 388 00:29:03,668 --> 00:29:06,754 Are you sure? I was told I need a new starter. 389 00:29:08,715 --> 00:29:09,715 Lady... 390 00:29:10,175 --> 00:29:15,179 ...as much as I might wish to rob you, I won't try to replace a new starter. 391 00:29:15,388 --> 00:29:17,222 -What do you mean, "new"? -New. 392 00:29:17,515 --> 00:29:20,184 It has everything but the price tag hanging from it. 393 00:29:27,567 --> 00:29:28,734 I didn't do nothing! 394 00:29:28,985 --> 00:29:31,820 Poor kid committed suicide up here because of you. 395 00:29:32,030 --> 00:29:34,031 -You fucking know me! -I know you. 396 00:29:36,576 --> 00:29:40,454 Listen, big boy. Listen to me, I'm gonna give you a break. 397 00:29:40,747 --> 00:29:43,874 I'm gonna give you a break. When I toss you over... 398 00:29:44,542 --> 00:29:48,879 ...when I toss you over, if you fly, I won't shoot you down. Deal? 399 00:29:49,172 --> 00:29:50,380 No! 400 00:29:50,590 --> 00:29:51,840 No! 401 00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:17,616 Well, my goodness. 402 00:30:19,410 --> 00:30:21,036 What happened here? 403 00:30:24,207 --> 00:30:25,624 Some sad shit. 404 00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:28,502 Motherfucker said he didn't want to live no more. 405 00:30:29,504 --> 00:30:30,629 Jumped. 406 00:30:38,429 --> 00:30:39,596 How much you give him? 407 00:30:53,278 --> 00:30:56,488 I thought I was the only one Junior could make look like that. 408 00:31:00,827 --> 00:31:02,244 All right, let me hear it. 409 00:31:03,913 --> 00:31:05,622 Rusty Irish. 410 00:31:06,249 --> 00:31:07,416 What about him? 411 00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:08,959 Took a header off the Falls. 412 00:31:09,252 --> 00:31:11,879 It's the closest that junkie ever got to a bath. 413 00:31:12,130 --> 00:31:15,257 I got news for you. That junkie was my biggest earner. 414 00:31:15,466 --> 00:31:19,928 He moved more cards than 10 guys put together. And another thing: 415 00:31:20,263 --> 00:31:23,640 He should've checked with me before he did a favor for Capri. 416 00:31:25,476 --> 00:31:26,476 You're losing me. 417 00:31:26,895 --> 00:31:29,229 Irish sold Capri's grandson that shit. 418 00:31:29,439 --> 00:31:33,859 -You created a Frankenstein in Junior. -I created? 419 00:31:34,861 --> 00:31:37,029 We agreed to let Junior have his day. 420 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:41,199 "Let him be the lightning rod, and when somebody goes down... 421 00:31:41,451 --> 00:31:44,328 ...he's not a young man with a family." We agreed. 422 00:31:44,537 --> 00:31:47,164 We agreed, but who expected to get raped? 423 00:31:47,415 --> 00:31:51,501 When Jackie was boss, it all evened out at the end of the day. 424 00:31:51,753 --> 00:31:54,421 But your uncle, Madonna, does he eat alone! 425 00:31:54,631 --> 00:31:56,673 He doesn't even pass the salt. 426 00:31:57,717 --> 00:32:02,346 What about Sammy Grigio's card game? Mikey beat him up. That ain't right. 427 00:32:02,639 --> 00:32:05,223 Even a broken clock is right twice a day. 428 00:32:05,475 --> 00:32:08,977 Junior had a position. That game wasn't paying anybody. 429 00:32:09,187 --> 00:32:13,357 The minute Sammy Grigio used Jimmy's name, it should've been end of story. 430 00:32:13,650 --> 00:32:15,108 That's right. 431 00:32:17,904 --> 00:32:21,281 -What do you want me to do? -We made our bed, we sleep in it. 432 00:32:21,574 --> 00:32:24,326 How long will we kick upstairs without it hurting? 433 00:32:24,619 --> 00:32:27,454 Something, anything should trickle down over here, no? 434 00:32:28,122 --> 00:32:31,208 All we want you to do is talk to him. 435 00:32:31,376 --> 00:32:33,877 After all, he's your uncle. Come on. 436 00:32:34,045 --> 00:32:35,462 That's right. 437 00:32:48,977 --> 00:32:51,269 -Who is it? -It's me, Ma. 438 00:32:51,479 --> 00:32:54,231 -Who? -Anthony. 439 00:32:55,066 --> 00:32:56,483 Open the door. 440 00:33:01,948 --> 00:33:06,076 I thought it was the Activities lady. She's a real pain in the ass. 441 00:33:06,327 --> 00:33:07,953 Playing bingo, Livia? 442 00:33:08,204 --> 00:33:10,205 Oh, not tonight, honey. 443 00:33:10,415 --> 00:33:12,791 You know, she's a degenerate gambler. 444 00:33:13,084 --> 00:33:15,419 Milly. Milly? 445 00:33:16,004 --> 00:33:17,546 My son. 446 00:33:18,589 --> 00:33:20,007 Handsome. 447 00:33:30,101 --> 00:33:31,643 So how's it going? 448 00:33:31,894 --> 00:33:34,187 Oh, what can I say? 449 00:33:34,439 --> 00:33:35,981 Hey, this is great! 450 00:33:36,232 --> 00:33:39,818 You only need that broken reading lamp you had by the phone at home. 451 00:33:40,028 --> 00:33:42,571 And I got it downstairs. I can bring it. 452 00:33:42,739 --> 00:33:43,739 Listen! 453 00:33:43,906 --> 00:33:46,283 Oh, she's driving me crazy! 454 00:33:47,285 --> 00:33:48,827 -Who? -Next door! 455 00:33:49,078 --> 00:33:50,454 There it is again. 456 00:33:53,458 --> 00:33:56,793 That's enough water! How much water does she need? 457 00:33:57,003 --> 00:34:01,631 She runs the water all day. Water, water, water! 458 00:34:01,841 --> 00:34:04,801 I'm living next door to Gunga Din! 459 00:34:05,511 --> 00:34:07,971 I went to Ferrara's. I got you biscotti. 460 00:34:08,181 --> 00:34:09,389 -Almonds? -Yeah. 461 00:34:09,599 --> 00:34:11,725 All right. Leave them there. 462 00:34:11,976 --> 00:34:15,187 I'll take them downstairs later for my coffee. 463 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:21,860 Uncle Jun been by? 464 00:34:22,153 --> 00:34:27,157 Oh, once in a while. It makes him uncomfortable here. 465 00:34:27,408 --> 00:34:31,620 He's got a lot on his mind. More responsibilities means more headaches. 466 00:34:32,163 --> 00:34:34,414 Better men than him had to work hard. 467 00:34:34,624 --> 00:34:35,624 Yeah? 468 00:34:36,167 --> 00:34:37,542 He'll be all right. 469 00:34:38,002 --> 00:34:40,420 If he remembers who his friends are. 470 00:34:42,882 --> 00:34:46,301 I'd hate to see him mess up. He's been waiting a long time. 471 00:34:46,552 --> 00:34:47,761 What do you mean? 472 00:34:48,221 --> 00:34:51,473 It's not a business that forgives bad decisions. 473 00:34:51,766 --> 00:34:54,810 And I hate to see him making wrong moves, you know. 474 00:34:55,436 --> 00:34:59,648 -Especially at the beginning. -Why you telling me? Tell him. 475 00:35:00,441 --> 00:35:01,858 Ma, you got his ear. 476 00:35:02,527 --> 00:35:04,194 He listens to you. 477 00:35:04,445 --> 00:35:06,738 I don't know that world. 478 00:35:06,948 --> 00:35:08,657 No, of course not. 479 00:35:08,950 --> 00:35:12,619 But if anything, you know, were to come up, that's all. 480 00:35:12,787 --> 00:35:14,621 I don't want to get involved. 481 00:35:14,872 --> 00:35:18,375 If you have something to say to your uncle, bring it up to him. 482 00:35:20,837 --> 00:35:25,048 -Oh, I wish the Lord would take me. -Come on, Ma. 483 00:35:25,550 --> 00:35:29,386 There's plenty of nice gents that want a date with you. 484 00:35:29,637 --> 00:35:31,388 Look. I'm going downstairs. 485 00:35:31,639 --> 00:35:36,393 I'm going downstairs before that che bruta Activities lady finds me. 486 00:35:36,644 --> 00:35:38,395 You want coffee? 487 00:35:38,855 --> 00:35:41,064 -Yeah, all right. -Bring the cookies! 488 00:35:42,233 --> 00:35:46,361 Carmela, I don't want to sound like religion is a cure-all... 489 00:35:46,988 --> 00:35:49,656 ...but if Tony got more involved with the Church... 490 00:35:49,907 --> 00:35:53,201 ...it may help to expedite things in his therapy. 491 00:35:53,870 --> 00:35:56,913 What's killing me is that this is a self-inflicted wound. 492 00:35:57,165 --> 00:35:58,832 I pushed for it. 493 00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:02,502 I could deal with the goomars. I knew I was better than them. 494 00:36:03,421 --> 00:36:08,133 As stupid as it sounds, I viewed them as a form of masturbation for him. 495 00:36:08,593 --> 00:36:11,261 I couldn't give him what he needed all the time. 496 00:36:12,346 --> 00:36:14,431 You're a man. You know that thirst. 497 00:36:16,434 --> 00:36:20,228 I was too busy with the house and the kids to quench it. 498 00:36:22,356 --> 00:36:24,399 But this psychiatrist... 499 00:36:24,609 --> 00:36:27,319 ...you know, she's not just a goomar. 500 00:36:28,446 --> 00:36:32,949 Now I feel like he's really cheating and I'm the one who's thirsty. 501 00:36:34,035 --> 00:36:36,661 I'm not gonna stay in a marriage that's made-- 502 00:36:37,580 --> 00:36:40,040 Let's not even think about that. 503 00:36:40,791 --> 00:36:45,879 Divorce is for those who never intended on dying married in the first place. 504 00:36:49,050 --> 00:36:51,635 You know, Carm, we reap what we sow. 505 00:36:52,678 --> 00:36:54,137 What do you mean? 506 00:36:54,388 --> 00:36:57,349 You admit to accepting his dalliances in the past. 507 00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,601 Schifosas. They meant nothing. 508 00:36:59,810 --> 00:37:04,731 But you said it was like they were "lightening the workload"... 509 00:37:04,982 --> 00:37:08,526 ...providing a wife's duty when you were too busy. 510 00:37:08,819 --> 00:37:10,987 You practically welcomed it. 511 00:37:13,616 --> 00:37:15,533 Now, I want you to pray... 512 00:37:15,743 --> 00:37:20,538 ...to our Holy Mother, ask her for guidance and forgiveness... 513 00:37:20,790 --> 00:37:24,125 ...so that you can get through this as a couple. 514 00:37:26,337 --> 00:37:29,130 You're not without sin in this, Carmela. 515 00:37:31,384 --> 00:37:32,467 So she's out of control. 516 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:36,054 She spends money like we're the Sopranos of Park Avenue. 517 00:37:36,264 --> 00:37:39,599 But you've noticed her. Which may have been the point. 518 00:37:42,270 --> 00:37:45,188 Look, before we run out of time... 519 00:37:45,398 --> 00:37:49,776 ...I'd like to discuss what happened when we were here last week. 520 00:37:54,198 --> 00:37:55,365 How's your car? 521 00:37:57,827 --> 00:38:00,287 Did you steal my car and have it fixed? 522 00:38:02,665 --> 00:38:07,294 -We had an agreement, no gifts. -I didn't want you to get robbed. 523 00:38:07,712 --> 00:38:08,878 It was you. 524 00:38:09,839 --> 00:38:13,091 You had no right to steal my car. 525 00:38:14,385 --> 00:38:16,011 I've been scared to death. 526 00:38:16,220 --> 00:38:17,387 -Why? -Why? 527 00:38:17,638 --> 00:38:21,057 It's a violation of my privacy. What else have you done? 528 00:38:25,062 --> 00:38:26,646 Answer me. 529 00:38:30,276 --> 00:38:31,443 I love you. 530 00:38:31,736 --> 00:38:34,070 -Anthony. -I'm in love with you. 531 00:38:35,406 --> 00:38:38,074 I'm sorry. It's just the way it is. 532 00:38:38,326 --> 00:38:40,076 -Okay. Let me talk. -No. 533 00:38:40,328 --> 00:38:42,329 It's not the Prozac. 534 00:38:44,248 --> 00:38:45,874 I dream about you. 535 00:38:46,667 --> 00:38:48,793 I think about you all the time. 536 00:38:49,045 --> 00:38:51,087 I can't get excited about other women. 537 00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:54,424 There's nothing else to say. 538 00:38:56,677 --> 00:38:58,219 I love you. 539 00:38:58,429 --> 00:39:00,221 Let me start here. 540 00:39:00,556 --> 00:39:03,558 I know this may be very hard for you to swallow. 541 00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:08,188 But you're only feeling this way because we've made such progress. 542 00:39:08,564 --> 00:39:11,483 -What? -I've been gentle. That's my job. 543 00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:15,820 I listen. That's what I do best. 544 00:39:16,072 --> 00:39:19,199 I've been a broad, generic, sympathetic woman to you... 545 00:39:19,408 --> 00:39:22,285 ...because that's what this work calls for. 546 00:39:24,455 --> 00:39:28,875 You've made me all of the things you feel are missing in your wife. 547 00:39:29,877 --> 00:39:31,669 And in your mother. 548 00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:42,514 You're making me out to be some fucking mama's boy. 549 00:39:43,057 --> 00:39:44,641 I'm a man. 550 00:39:45,267 --> 00:39:46,893 And you're a woman. 551 00:39:47,436 --> 00:39:49,229 End of story. 552 00:39:49,647 --> 00:39:52,982 And this crap about Freud and... 553 00:39:53,442 --> 00:39:57,529 ...every boy wanting to have sex with his mother, that's not gonna fly here. 554 00:39:57,905 --> 00:40:00,073 I didn't say that. 555 00:40:00,324 --> 00:40:03,034 I want to make sure we understand each other. 556 00:40:03,452 --> 00:40:05,495 Yeah, we understand each other. 557 00:40:08,541 --> 00:40:10,083 You don't love me. 558 00:40:15,131 --> 00:40:17,257 You don't want me to come back anymore. 559 00:40:17,466 --> 00:40:19,467 It's quite the opposite. 560 00:40:19,969 --> 00:40:23,513 This is all a byproduct of progress. 561 00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:25,682 Has someone been following me? 562 00:40:28,394 --> 00:40:29,686 Okay, forget it. 563 00:40:31,522 --> 00:40:33,189 I'll see you next week. 564 00:40:44,201 --> 00:40:45,368 All right, let's go! 565 00:40:45,619 --> 00:40:48,663 -Listen, Uncle Junior-- -You could've made the pros. 566 00:40:48,956 --> 00:40:52,208 You could've done it. You had a swing like Joe D. 567 00:40:52,418 --> 00:40:53,793 -You're crazy. -What? 568 00:40:54,044 --> 00:40:55,545 You think I'm shitting you? 569 00:40:55,838 --> 00:40:58,965 -I could barely hit .250. -Because you didn't want it. 570 00:40:59,175 --> 00:41:02,802 Too busy chasing skirt. Chasing skirt, your average was .500. 571 00:41:03,512 --> 00:41:06,514 -Yeah, what happened? -What did you want to talk about? 572 00:41:08,142 --> 00:41:09,142 Octavian. 573 00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:14,063 -You know, Augustus. -You fucking with me? 574 00:41:14,523 --> 00:41:17,525 No. Octavian became Augustus. 575 00:41:20,154 --> 00:41:21,571 Forget about that. 576 00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:26,242 Bottom line: Augustus was a Caesar. And everybody loved him, right? 577 00:41:27,578 --> 00:41:30,163 -You know why? -I don't know that I give a fuck. 578 00:41:30,581 --> 00:41:34,459 Everybody loved him because he never ate alone. Capisci? 579 00:41:34,668 --> 00:41:37,420 It was the longest time of peace in Rome's history. 580 00:41:37,671 --> 00:41:41,424 He was a fair leader and all his people loved him for that. 581 00:41:41,634 --> 00:41:44,177 Is this the one that they stabbed in the back? 582 00:41:44,428 --> 00:41:47,138 No, that was Julius. Talking about Augustus. 583 00:41:47,431 --> 00:41:50,642 He shared his wealth and all his people loved him. 584 00:41:51,227 --> 00:41:52,685 You said that three times. 585 00:41:52,937 --> 00:41:56,147 I heard it. His people loved him. What's your point? 586 00:41:59,818 --> 00:42:02,570 Remember when you told me about the bull and his son? 587 00:42:03,447 --> 00:42:05,949 They're looking out at a bunch of cows. 588 00:42:06,158 --> 00:42:10,370 The son says, "Dad, why don't we run down and fuck one of these cows?" 589 00:42:10,621 --> 00:42:11,955 What did the dad say? 590 00:42:13,582 --> 00:42:17,460 The father says, "Son, why don't we walk down there and fuck them all?" 591 00:42:19,171 --> 00:42:22,215 I told you that? "Why don't we fuck them all." 592 00:42:22,508 --> 00:42:23,925 That's funny. 593 00:42:25,636 --> 00:42:27,387 Okay, I get your point. 594 00:42:27,638 --> 00:42:30,807 Why all of this fucking Augustus-Octavian shit? 595 00:42:30,975 --> 00:42:32,392 I don't know. 596 00:42:33,477 --> 00:42:36,646 Are you okay? You've been acting mezzo morto lately. 597 00:42:36,814 --> 00:42:39,190 I ain't seen you like that for years. 598 00:42:39,441 --> 00:42:44,028 I'm okay. It's just bullshit stuff. Don't worry about it. 599 00:42:44,655 --> 00:42:47,699 -Are you sure? -Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. 600 00:42:51,912 --> 00:42:55,456 Junior took your 250 and split it amongst the top five guys. 601 00:42:55,708 --> 00:42:57,375 So he doesn't look greedy. 602 00:42:57,626 --> 00:42:58,793 -Smart move. -Yeah. 603 00:42:59,044 --> 00:43:01,212 Your uncle may be another Harry Truman. 604 00:43:01,380 --> 00:43:04,215 -What's that mean? -Truman had a big job thrust on him. 605 00:43:04,508 --> 00:43:08,720 He didn't want it, but in the end he made some pretty wise decisions. 606 00:43:08,929 --> 00:43:11,222 Your uncle may be the right man. 607 00:43:13,183 --> 00:43:14,225 I fucking hope so. 608 00:43:14,518 --> 00:43:16,519 I'll tell you, I don't want the job. 609 00:43:16,812 --> 00:43:18,605 Let Junior die from the stress. 610 00:43:19,398 --> 00:43:22,150 That's what gave Jackie the cancer, God rest his soul. 611 00:43:22,735 --> 00:43:24,861 "Boss." Fuck it, who needs it? 612 00:43:35,664 --> 00:43:37,165 It's nice here. 613 00:43:37,416 --> 00:43:40,710 I can't stand the smell. The shit, flies all over. 614 00:43:40,961 --> 00:43:44,881 But I could watch them for hours. There's a kind of beauty to it. 615 00:43:45,174 --> 00:43:46,215 I envy them. 616 00:43:46,508 --> 00:43:48,635 -I wouldn't go that far. -I would. 617 00:43:48,844 --> 00:43:53,723 They got no bills, no headaches, no family cazzi running around. 618 00:43:53,974 --> 00:43:56,517 One horse likes another one, they fuck. That's it. 619 00:43:56,769 --> 00:44:00,313 No problems. No hundred questions. No guilt. 620 00:44:03,609 --> 00:44:05,652 I don't know what I'm talking about. 621 00:44:06,570 --> 00:44:08,905 So Junior split my money and spread it around? 622 00:44:10,115 --> 00:44:12,659 -Yeah. -Five bosses, 50 a pop. 623 00:44:12,910 --> 00:44:13,993 Not a bad day's pay. 624 00:44:16,413 --> 00:44:18,414 Still, I wish it wasn't your money. 625 00:44:19,458 --> 00:44:21,918 You know, it makes me feel terrible. 626 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:25,880 What? 627 00:44:30,219 --> 00:44:31,427 You old fucking Jew. 628 00:44:31,679 --> 00:44:34,889 Here's my share. I don't want to profit off you. 629 00:44:39,353 --> 00:44:41,020 Never entered my mind. 630 00:45:01,125 --> 00:45:04,127 Dr. Melfi, there's nothing there, you know. 631 00:45:04,336 --> 00:45:06,587 You don't have to explain nothing, Tony. 632 00:45:09,508 --> 00:45:14,387 In psychiatry, apparently what you're feeling is not what you're feeling. 633 00:45:14,596 --> 00:45:17,390 And what you're not feeling is your real agenda. 634 00:45:31,572 --> 00:45:34,782 -You're gonna stick with it, right? -I don't know. 635 00:45:35,242 --> 00:45:36,826 I think you should. 636 00:45:37,161 --> 00:45:38,536 You do? 637 00:45:42,458 --> 00:45:43,958 I was jealous. 638 00:45:44,376 --> 00:45:47,044 -I should've-- -Wait, let me finish, Tony. 639 00:45:49,423 --> 00:45:51,632 I've been thinking a lot about this. 640 00:45:54,595 --> 00:45:57,054 I was jealous of her ability to help you. 641 00:45:58,682 --> 00:46:01,350 To be a sort of salvation to you. 642 00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,895 I talked to Father Phil and... 643 00:46:05,564 --> 00:46:08,024 ...I want to be that woman in your life. 644 00:46:14,948 --> 00:46:17,408 Carm, you're not just in my life... 645 00:46:19,203 --> 00:46:20,536 ...you are my life. 646 00:46:25,417 --> 00:46:26,584 Come here. 647 00:46:45,395 --> 00:46:46,813 I'm no good at speeches. 648 00:46:47,064 --> 00:46:50,066 Owe him a dime, you'll hear some great speeches. 649 00:46:51,026 --> 00:46:53,277 Shit. Shut up, let me talk. 650 00:46:53,487 --> 00:46:55,238 Go ahead. I was only kidding. 651 00:46:55,572 --> 00:46:58,407 I'd like everybody to raise their glasses. 652 00:47:08,418 --> 00:47:09,752 Okay. 653 00:47:11,588 --> 00:47:15,508 Taught me as much as anybody, except for maybe my father. 654 00:47:18,178 --> 00:47:20,263 Even if he wasn't my uncle... 655 00:47:21,390 --> 00:47:23,432 ...I'd be standing here saying: 656 00:47:23,642 --> 00:47:25,184 "To our new boss." 657 00:47:26,770 --> 00:47:27,770 Salute. 658 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:31,941 To Junior. 659 00:47:32,776 --> 00:47:34,193 Junior. 660 00:47:36,113 --> 00:47:37,363 To Junior. 661 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:39,448 Salute.