1 00:01:51,556 --> 00:01:54,224 In the Czech Republic too, we love pork. 2 00:01:54,434 --> 00:01:57,102 Ever had our sausages? 3 00:02:02,650 --> 00:02:05,777 In the Czech Republic too, we love pork. 4 00:02:05,987 --> 00:02:08,697 You ever had our sausages? 5 00:02:30,011 --> 00:02:31,261 Adriana? 6 00:02:31,512 --> 00:02:35,182 In the Czech Republic too, we love pork. Ever had our sausages? 7 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:41,438 Emil Kolar? 8 00:02:43,066 --> 00:02:46,902 -Help you? -Salami sub, hold the mayo. 9 00:02:47,153 --> 00:02:48,946 We're out of mayo. 10 00:02:52,533 --> 00:02:54,993 Change my meat to black forest. 11 00:03:05,213 --> 00:03:06,463 You killed me. 12 00:03:06,756 --> 00:03:08,257 What do you want me to do? 13 00:03:08,549 --> 00:03:09,675 I want to tell you. 14 00:03:09,884 --> 00:03:11,802 What? You come here every night. 15 00:03:12,011 --> 00:03:13,553 You fucked up. 16 00:03:13,846 --> 00:03:15,681 What do you mean? 17 00:03:16,391 --> 00:03:18,267 Here's these. 18 00:03:19,018 --> 00:03:20,310 Where'd you find them? 19 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,522 One in the table. Three in my skull. 20 00:03:26,192 --> 00:03:28,694 You will have our sausages. 21 00:03:28,987 --> 00:03:30,487 Get rid of these. 22 00:03:32,365 --> 00:03:34,074 Let go of me! Let go! 23 00:03:45,628 --> 00:03:47,921 -I would've wrapped it-- -That's okay. A computer! 24 00:03:48,631 --> 00:03:51,883 This one got such a good write-up, I got one for myself. 25 00:03:52,093 --> 00:03:55,220 -Let's move on, okay? -Congratulations. God bless. 26 00:04:01,019 --> 00:04:03,395 You look gorgeous. Who's your date? 27 00:04:03,604 --> 00:04:05,480 What do you mean, "Who's your date?" 28 00:04:05,773 --> 00:04:07,816 -Good to see you. -Congratulations. 29 00:04:08,067 --> 00:04:11,069 -Thank you. -Melissa was beautiful up there. 30 00:04:11,487 --> 00:04:13,822 Oh, Mama Livia, come stai, darling? 31 00:04:14,073 --> 00:04:16,700 Listen to him, with that "my darling." 32 00:04:16,951 --> 00:04:19,369 I am nobody's darling. 33 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:21,496 She never disappoints you. 34 00:04:21,789 --> 00:04:24,458 Are you still seeing your other women, Lorenzo? 35 00:04:24,709 --> 00:04:27,377 Come on, Ma, let's mingle. 36 00:04:27,587 --> 00:04:30,297 Sorry, the older she gets, the worse she gets. 37 00:04:30,590 --> 00:04:34,259 I heard disturbing shit last night. I wanted to talk to you. 38 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:38,096 But with the rehearsal dinner and everything, you know-- 39 00:04:38,389 --> 00:04:40,682 There's the priest. I'll be right back. 40 00:04:54,447 --> 00:04:57,866 Federal indictments? Where the fuck did you get this? 41 00:04:58,117 --> 00:05:03,163 I got a guy, his goomarworks at FBI headquarters as a word processor. 42 00:05:08,169 --> 00:05:10,379 -Indictments? What the fuck? -You sure? 43 00:05:10,630 --> 00:05:15,050 It ain't just my source in Jersey. Half of New York moved to Fort Lauderdale. 44 00:05:15,301 --> 00:05:17,677 Fuck! They're gonna want my ass. 45 00:05:17,887 --> 00:05:19,304 Why? 46 00:05:19,555 --> 00:05:21,640 What do you mean, why? I'm O.C. 47 00:05:21,891 --> 00:05:23,683 When'd you get your wings? 48 00:05:23,893 --> 00:05:27,854 I didn't. Not yet, anyway. 49 00:05:28,773 --> 00:05:31,191 Uncle Junior, you got anything to say? 50 00:05:31,442 --> 00:05:34,569 You guys see indictments under your bed at night. 51 00:05:34,821 --> 00:05:38,323 You're ready to lam it. As far as I'm concerned, it's speculation. 52 00:05:38,991 --> 00:05:40,117 It's rumor. 53 00:05:40,368 --> 00:05:43,703 Better be safe than sorry. I say we duck for a while. 54 00:05:43,996 --> 00:05:47,082 What're we gonna do, close shop? We can't do that. 55 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:49,084 Tony, what do you think? 56 00:05:49,335 --> 00:05:54,464 What the fuck are you asking him for? I just gave you the answer. 57 00:05:54,799 --> 00:05:58,718 He's right, we go, it's open season. Albanians will be living in our houses. 58 00:05:58,928 --> 00:06:01,930 I just gave a G-note to Larry Boy's kid for the boost. 59 00:06:02,181 --> 00:06:05,267 If I have to lam in a hurry, I'd have duped her another time. 60 00:06:13,734 --> 00:06:17,863 I gotta go. It's an emergency. Say goodbye to your father for me. 61 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,536 I agree with my uncle. He calls the shots, we do it. 62 00:06:24,745 --> 00:06:27,497 Well, maybe for today, for right now... 63 00:06:27,748 --> 00:06:31,626 ...you were thinking that everybody should do spring cleaning? 64 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:33,628 That was my next comment. 65 00:07:09,207 --> 00:07:11,416 Think they'll come over the weekend? 66 00:07:11,584 --> 00:07:13,752 They're coming someday. 67 00:07:18,966 --> 00:07:21,259 -Where's the rest of the money? -Everywhere. 68 00:07:21,469 --> 00:07:22,886 Get it. 69 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:28,934 -What else? -How about your phone numbers? 70 00:07:29,185 --> 00:07:31,811 Anybody who's anybody's in my head. 71 00:07:37,944 --> 00:07:41,905 -What's the matter? -Nothing. Just, here we go. 72 00:07:42,156 --> 00:07:43,490 Here. 73 00:07:44,951 --> 00:07:49,287 Why now? Why the fuck now, just when things were going good? 74 00:07:57,838 --> 00:08:01,049 -Boot your computer, cops are coming. -So? 75 00:08:01,217 --> 00:08:04,010 You want them to see that porno you downloaded? 76 00:08:13,813 --> 00:08:15,564 Better give me your jewelry. 77 00:08:16,399 --> 00:08:18,358 Oh, Jesus! 78 00:08:18,609 --> 00:08:22,153 We can't produce receipts. You want them stealing it? 79 00:08:26,659 --> 00:08:28,535 Come on. 80 00:08:28,703 --> 00:08:31,204 Not my engagement ring. This isn't stolen. 81 00:08:32,832 --> 00:08:34,040 Is it? 82 00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:35,792 No. 83 00:08:36,460 --> 00:08:37,877 What do you think I am? 84 00:08:39,672 --> 00:08:41,798 Come on, give me that! 85 00:09:08,743 --> 00:09:10,368 Adriana! 86 00:09:12,121 --> 00:09:14,956 It ate my whole script now! 87 00:09:18,961 --> 00:09:21,421 You're still on the file. You deleted the text. 88 00:09:21,672 --> 00:09:24,174 The fuck-- Whatever. You fucking asshole! 89 00:09:24,425 --> 00:09:27,344 Stop with the hysteria, would you please? 90 00:09:27,553 --> 00:09:32,057 If you're gonna keep behaving like a baby, I'm not gonna help you. 91 00:09:32,224 --> 00:09:33,224 I mean it. 92 00:09:33,476 --> 00:09:36,728 At least you work that squirrel program in the restaurant. 93 00:09:39,231 --> 00:09:41,983 There, the text came back. 94 00:09:42,234 --> 00:09:45,570 -You put it in buffer memory. -What do you think? 95 00:09:45,821 --> 00:09:47,489 Of the script? 96 00:09:47,907 --> 00:09:51,660 Babe, I can't give an opinion every time you add a sentence. 97 00:09:51,869 --> 00:09:54,371 I gotta have the whole story flow. 98 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:56,498 I'm starting with the dialogue. 99 00:10:06,425 --> 00:10:09,594 "I manuged to get the drop on him"? 100 00:10:09,887 --> 00:10:12,722 Do you mean, "I managed to get the drop on him"? 101 00:10:13,015 --> 00:10:16,893 Or is he saying "manuge," like mannuggia l'americano? 102 00:10:25,528 --> 00:10:28,196 My Tennessee William. 103 00:10:32,535 --> 00:10:34,035 Where you going? 104 00:10:35,121 --> 00:10:37,122 Get over here. 105 00:10:38,624 --> 00:10:41,626 I have never seen you apply yourself like this. 106 00:10:41,877 --> 00:10:44,838 I love movies. You know that. 107 00:10:45,339 --> 00:10:47,257 That smell in Blockbuster... 108 00:10:47,508 --> 00:10:51,094 ...that candy and carpet smell, I get high off it. 109 00:10:51,429 --> 00:10:54,472 Gonna let all this love and knowledge go to waste? 110 00:10:55,349 --> 00:10:58,810 My cousin Gregory's girlfriend, Amy, who works for Tarantino, said: 111 00:10:59,061 --> 00:11:03,398 "Mob stories are always hot." I can make my mark. 112 00:11:04,984 --> 00:11:10,029 With these indictments, shouldn't you put the script away for a while... 113 00:11:10,489 --> 00:11:12,323 ...and get rid of evidence? 114 00:11:13,993 --> 00:11:16,494 Travel light. Free bird. 115 00:11:16,996 --> 00:11:21,666 You stole this computer, plus the one you just gave Melissa. 116 00:11:25,171 --> 00:11:26,212 I'm writing. 117 00:11:26,505 --> 00:11:27,714 Turn on channel 6. 118 00:11:28,007 --> 00:11:29,841 Turn on channel 6. 119 00:11:33,053 --> 00:11:36,681 New Jersey Attorney General, James Ricci, stated at a fundraiser... 120 00:11:36,932 --> 00:11:40,059 ...that a grand jury has been impaneled to investigate... 121 00:11:40,311 --> 00:11:44,731 ...possible Mob activities in the Garden State with indictments to follow. 122 00:11:44,899 --> 00:11:48,318 With us is syndicated columnist and author of Mafia: 123 00:11:48,611 --> 00:11:51,446 America's Longest-Running Soap Opera, Jeffrey Wernick. 124 00:11:51,697 --> 00:11:53,907 -Welcome. -Pleasure to be here. 125 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:58,161 For years, the FBI has been telling us that the Mafia is all but dead. 126 00:11:58,370 --> 00:11:59,662 Let me interject. 127 00:12:00,706 --> 00:12:04,793 While it is true that the Mob is getting a standing eight-count... 128 00:12:05,044 --> 00:12:08,671 ...I wouldn't call the fight. The government knows this best. 129 00:12:08,881 --> 00:12:13,551 Murder, truck hijacking and money laundering are expected inquiries. 130 00:12:13,803 --> 00:12:16,179 Do we know names of those who'll be indicted? 131 00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:19,307 The indictments are sealed, but with the recent death... 132 00:12:19,517 --> 00:12:22,101 ...of acting Di Meo family boss, Jackie Aprile... 133 00:12:22,394 --> 00:12:26,064 ...my sources tell me that Corrado "Junior" Soprano... 134 00:12:26,315 --> 00:12:29,526 ...was made new boss after the death of Aprile. 135 00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:33,822 The Sopranos have long, historic ties to the New York families. 136 00:12:34,073 --> 00:12:36,407 What about possible murder charges? 137 00:12:36,617 --> 00:12:40,203 They will undoubtedly be focused on the as yet unsolved... 138 00:12:40,454 --> 00:12:44,707 ...execution-style slaying of Soprano family associate, Brendan Filone. 139 00:12:46,043 --> 00:12:48,920 -Was it part of a power struggle? -Interesting. 140 00:12:49,129 --> 00:12:51,673 No one would have ranked him as associate! 141 00:12:52,007 --> 00:12:54,467 --a loyal soldier, and he winds up dead.... 142 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,302 Soldier? 143 00:12:56,762 --> 00:12:59,722 Brendan Filone? Associate? Soldier? Fuck you! 144 00:12:59,932 --> 00:13:01,266 Jesus! 145 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:13,987 Did you see it from the beginning? Did they mention my name? 146 00:13:15,614 --> 00:13:19,242 Stop the fucking chitchat, all right? I gotta go. 147 00:13:24,206 --> 00:13:26,833 Nobody makes guinso gravy like you, Nana. 148 00:13:27,084 --> 00:13:30,461 You know, I'm up at Bard waiting for my care package. 149 00:13:30,796 --> 00:13:32,463 I don't like that word, Jason. 150 00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:33,715 What, guinso? 151 00:13:34,008 --> 00:13:37,051 -The word is offensive! -She's right, Jason. 152 00:13:37,303 --> 00:13:39,679 Sorry, Nana. What's it mean? 153 00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:41,931 -It's from guinea. -What's that? 154 00:13:42,224 --> 00:13:44,017 It's a derogation. 155 00:13:44,643 --> 00:13:47,937 I have a patient. You wouldn't say guinea to him. 156 00:13:48,230 --> 00:13:52,483 Italian male seeing a shrink. Let me guess: mother issues. 157 00:13:52,735 --> 00:13:54,652 -Why wouldn't you? -Just wouldn't. 158 00:13:54,862 --> 00:13:57,155 You'd be scared? Is he in the Mafia? 159 00:13:57,448 --> 00:14:01,367 No, I shouldn't have mentioned it! Can we change the subject? 160 00:14:01,619 --> 00:14:04,621 No way. Mom, is he in the Mob, or what? 161 00:14:04,830 --> 00:14:06,664 He's not a mobster, is he? 162 00:14:06,874 --> 00:14:10,877 Nobody knows better than you, Richard. I can't discuss my patients. 163 00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:14,839 I just hope he's not one of those crumbs on the news. 164 00:14:15,549 --> 00:14:19,636 Just refer him to another doctor. You can do that, couldn't you? 165 00:14:20,012 --> 00:14:21,596 Grate the cheese, Dad. 166 00:14:22,222 --> 00:14:23,598 Sure she can. 167 00:14:24,892 --> 00:14:27,310 That might be what you would do, Richard. 168 00:14:27,561 --> 00:14:29,854 Now I remember why we got divorced. 169 00:14:30,564 --> 00:14:33,441 Why refer him to another doctor? He's my patient. 170 00:14:33,692 --> 00:14:37,445 You can't treat sociopaths. You shouldn't help scum with bed-wetting. 171 00:14:37,696 --> 00:14:41,115 You have no idea who this man is, and yet you call him scum. 172 00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:44,911 People like him are the reason Italian-Americans have a bad image. 173 00:14:45,204 --> 00:14:46,371 I agree. 174 00:14:46,538 --> 00:14:50,291 Ask any American to describe an Italian-American in this country... 175 00:14:50,501 --> 00:14:54,879 ...invariably he's gonna reference The Godfather, Goodfellas... 176 00:14:55,130 --> 00:14:56,339 Good movies. 177 00:14:56,548 --> 00:15:00,510 -...and the rest will mention pizza. -Good movies to eat pizza by. 178 00:15:00,803 --> 00:15:04,055 Stop it, Jason! I never said he was in the Mafia. 179 00:15:04,348 --> 00:15:06,265 We'll never see an Italian president. 180 00:15:06,475 --> 00:15:08,476 And that's my patient's fault? 181 00:15:09,144 --> 00:15:12,605 I realize that you're involved in the Anti-Defamation lobby. 182 00:15:12,856 --> 00:15:17,694 So go after Hollywood if you feel you must. But leave my patient alone. 183 00:15:17,945 --> 00:15:19,153 It's a synergy. 184 00:15:19,321 --> 00:15:22,949 News items and the portrayal of Italian-Americans as gangsters! 185 00:15:23,492 --> 00:15:28,287 Wasn't the Italian Anti-Def deal started by Joe Colombo? A mobster? 186 00:15:28,497 --> 00:15:31,165 Italians Against Discrimination did a study. 187 00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:34,711 In its height, the Mafia in the U.S. had less than 5000 members. 188 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:37,880 And yet, that tiny, insignificant fraction... 189 00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:42,218 ...casts such a dark shadow over 20 million hard-working Americans. 190 00:15:42,469 --> 00:15:47,056 At this point in our cultural history, Mob movies are classic American cinema. 191 00:15:47,307 --> 00:15:49,809 -Like Westerns. -I have to agree there, Rich. 192 00:15:50,644 --> 00:15:53,646 You never saw the Scotch-Irish pissing and moaning... 193 00:15:53,897 --> 00:15:57,191 ...about being portrayed as rustlers and gunslingers. 194 00:15:57,484 --> 00:15:58,609 That's absurd! 195 00:15:58,861 --> 00:16:01,195 See what you started with your gravy, Nana? 196 00:16:01,739 --> 00:16:04,949 To we, the 20 million. 197 00:16:05,784 --> 00:16:06,993 -Salute! -Salute! 198 00:16:07,244 --> 00:16:10,204 -Cent'anni. -Salute. 199 00:16:27,765 --> 00:16:28,806 What? 200 00:16:28,974 --> 00:16:30,600 Come here. We're exterminating. 201 00:16:30,809 --> 00:16:31,809 I'm busy now. 202 00:16:32,019 --> 00:16:34,020 Get some sfogliatelle for the guys. 203 00:16:34,271 --> 00:16:35,813 Yeah. 204 00:16:51,497 --> 00:16:52,622 Twenty-nine. 205 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,006 Here you go, big guy. 206 00:17:11,642 --> 00:17:13,226 Hey, Gino. What can I get you? 207 00:17:13,602 --> 00:17:16,479 -Get me some-- -Number 34, right here! 208 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:19,398 He just went out to get gas in his car. 209 00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:23,820 I go out, fuck your sister, come back Saturday, I go to the front? 210 00:17:24,029 --> 00:17:25,154 I said he could. 211 00:17:25,405 --> 00:17:27,365 Poppin' Fresh, I'm in no mood! 212 00:17:27,616 --> 00:17:30,284 I'm next, now get a fucking pastry box. 213 00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:33,371 Gino, what can I get you? 214 00:17:33,622 --> 00:17:35,206 Dougie, let him go first. 215 00:17:35,415 --> 00:17:37,291 He don't make the rules here! 216 00:17:39,419 --> 00:17:41,420 All right, two Neapolitan loaves-- 217 00:17:41,672 --> 00:17:45,675 You touch a single crust, you'll wish you took that job at McDonalds! 218 00:17:45,968 --> 00:17:46,968 Fuck you! 219 00:17:47,469 --> 00:17:49,220 Okay, take a walk. 220 00:17:50,222 --> 00:17:53,391 -What about my bread? -You come back in 10 minutes. 221 00:17:53,684 --> 00:17:55,476 What do you think you're doing? 222 00:17:55,769 --> 00:17:57,103 Come on. 223 00:18:05,070 --> 00:18:07,738 Get up, I'm not gonna hurt you. 224 00:18:09,449 --> 00:18:12,243 What is it? Do I look like a pussy to you? 225 00:18:12,452 --> 00:18:15,788 -No. -Seriously, be honest, I won't get mad. 226 00:18:16,832 --> 00:18:20,543 So why give me a hard time and talk to me like I'm nothing? 227 00:18:20,794 --> 00:18:22,753 I'm sorry. 228 00:18:23,255 --> 00:18:25,089 Get a pastry box. 229 00:18:26,008 --> 00:18:27,383 Move it! 230 00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:31,554 That's better. 231 00:18:32,139 --> 00:18:35,892 Now fill it with cannoli, sfogliatelle and napoleons. 232 00:18:41,023 --> 00:18:42,398 Move. 233 00:18:45,652 --> 00:18:46,694 Good. 234 00:18:49,781 --> 00:18:52,575 Give me the box. Come on. 235 00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:03,961 Next time you see my face, show some respect. 236 00:19:04,171 --> 00:19:05,630 I will. 237 00:19:08,258 --> 00:19:10,176 You motherfucker! 238 00:19:10,469 --> 00:19:11,802 You shot my foot! 239 00:19:12,221 --> 00:19:15,640 -It happens. -You fucking asshole! 240 00:19:21,063 --> 00:19:25,566 If I'm getting an invitation to the dance, I wish the feds would hurry up. 241 00:19:25,817 --> 00:19:27,652 You heard what the news said. 242 00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:30,529 The way things are working, it's Junior's party. 243 00:19:30,822 --> 00:19:33,658 That was a far-thinking plan you had there, Tone. 244 00:19:35,661 --> 00:19:37,662 I called you last Christmas. 245 00:19:37,996 --> 00:19:38,996 Fuck this! 246 00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:41,999 The sfogliatelle! What's wrong with you? 247 00:19:42,584 --> 00:19:45,670 What are you doing? You brought up in a barn, or what? 248 00:19:46,004 --> 00:19:47,505 What's the matter with you? 249 00:19:47,756 --> 00:19:52,176 This is no time to go on the rag. Not with the indictment coming down. 250 00:19:53,178 --> 00:19:55,972 Take Georgie, go in the bathroom, sweep for bugs. 251 00:19:56,848 --> 00:19:58,015 Come on. 252 00:20:05,691 --> 00:20:08,192 Well, I hope they'll be all right. 253 00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:10,319 Who? 254 00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:12,863 -The guys. -What about me? 255 00:20:13,198 --> 00:20:16,033 They didn't even mention your name on TV. 256 00:20:16,243 --> 00:20:20,621 Amazing, huh? That news guy, he said the words "Brendan Filone"... 257 00:20:20,872 --> 00:20:24,583 ...the hairs on the back of my neck, they fucking stood up. 258 00:20:24,793 --> 00:20:26,002 I knew the guy. 259 00:20:26,712 --> 00:20:29,588 They made him look like John-fucking-Gotti. 260 00:20:30,048 --> 00:20:31,549 I brought him around here. 261 00:20:32,259 --> 00:20:36,637 Tony wouldn't have never known him if it wasn't for me. 262 00:20:36,888 --> 00:20:38,139 I had no idea. 263 00:20:58,035 --> 00:20:59,827 Who is it? I'm sleeping. 264 00:21:00,078 --> 00:21:03,080 -Carmela. -Oh, come on in. 265 00:21:04,249 --> 00:21:06,876 I just said that in case you were... 266 00:21:07,085 --> 00:21:10,421 ...that snooty-assed Mrs. Ryan down the hall. 267 00:21:11,506 --> 00:21:15,384 She is so shanty Irish, and with all her airs. 268 00:21:15,719 --> 00:21:18,846 -Come on, I'm taking you to brunch. -What? 269 00:21:19,056 --> 00:21:21,682 -Get dressed. -What's wrong? Tell me. 270 00:21:21,892 --> 00:21:24,393 Why does something have to be wrong? 271 00:21:24,644 --> 00:21:26,437 Meadow? She eats like a bird. 272 00:21:26,688 --> 00:21:29,899 Everything is fine, Ma, relax! Nothing is wrong. 273 00:21:30,108 --> 00:21:34,904 You come here unannounced. I shouldn't wonder if something's wrong? 274 00:21:35,405 --> 00:21:40,284 Jeez, I'm sorry. It's a nice day, I thought I would take you out. 275 00:21:42,662 --> 00:21:44,747 I don't want to go out! 276 00:21:47,459 --> 00:21:49,919 Is it Anthony? Those indictments? 277 00:21:50,212 --> 00:21:52,713 His father could take it in stride, but he can't. 278 00:21:53,256 --> 00:21:54,548 I don't believe you. 279 00:21:58,470 --> 00:22:00,012 Ma, will you get dressed? 280 00:22:00,305 --> 00:22:03,307 -We just went to a wedding! -That was a big to-do. 281 00:22:03,558 --> 00:22:06,560 This way we get to spend some quality time. 282 00:22:08,688 --> 00:22:11,357 The Manor will stop serving brunch any minute. 283 00:22:15,695 --> 00:22:17,321 Did he cheat on you again? 284 00:22:19,658 --> 00:22:22,910 I try to do something nice. I come here to take you out. 285 00:22:23,161 --> 00:22:27,873 You think I have some other agenda that I have to talk to you about? 286 00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:30,042 Don't flatter yourself. 287 00:22:30,836 --> 00:22:34,296 I'll.... I'll throw something on. 288 00:22:37,843 --> 00:22:39,927 Buckle your seat belt, Ma. 289 00:22:40,512 --> 00:22:43,514 I can't find it! Where is it? 290 00:24:08,558 --> 00:24:11,393 It's not definite. I just thought I'd tell you. 291 00:24:11,770 --> 00:24:14,271 In case I don't show up for an appointment. 292 00:24:14,564 --> 00:24:19,485 You're telling me you're planning a vacation, but you're not sure when? 293 00:24:19,819 --> 00:24:21,028 Right. 294 00:24:23,198 --> 00:24:24,990 I may never go. 295 00:24:27,202 --> 00:24:28,786 Let's put it this way: 296 00:24:30,288 --> 00:24:33,249 There's a strong possibility that it could happen. 297 00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:39,838 Does this have anything to do with what's been on the news lately? 298 00:24:44,219 --> 00:24:47,304 If you suddenly stop coming to your appointments... 299 00:24:47,514 --> 00:24:50,224 ...I will assume that you are on vacation? 300 00:24:50,725 --> 00:24:53,602 And I should wait to be contacted? 301 00:24:53,853 --> 00:24:56,063 That would be a good assumption. 302 00:25:02,445 --> 00:25:06,657 -Who is it? -Paulie. Open the door. 303 00:25:25,302 --> 00:25:27,303 I thought we were stepping out. 304 00:25:29,431 --> 00:25:31,181 I got two broads in the car. 305 00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:34,018 You said Ade went to stay at her mother's. 306 00:25:37,606 --> 00:25:41,358 No wonder. The place looks like a fucking sty. 307 00:25:44,029 --> 00:25:45,195 What's wrong? 308 00:25:47,282 --> 00:25:49,700 Talk to me. This ain't like you, kid. 309 00:25:52,912 --> 00:25:54,705 I ran into Billy Cracciolo. 310 00:25:54,998 --> 00:25:56,832 The meter maid? What about him? 311 00:25:57,083 --> 00:26:00,044 Told me the cops in Nutley are looking for a guy. 312 00:26:00,253 --> 00:26:04,423 Blew off a kid's toe for no good reason in Russo's Bakery. 313 00:26:04,674 --> 00:26:05,883 Drove a Lexus? 314 00:26:09,596 --> 00:26:11,430 Does Tony know about this? 315 00:26:13,350 --> 00:26:14,850 What's going on, Chrissy? 316 00:26:15,769 --> 00:26:19,938 Been working my ass off on this script. You know how many pages I got? 317 00:26:20,148 --> 00:26:21,190 Nineteen. 318 00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,360 That a lot or a little? 319 00:26:24,778 --> 00:26:28,364 Books say a movie's supposed to be about 120 pages. 320 00:26:28,573 --> 00:26:30,866 I thought the computer would do a lot of it. 321 00:26:31,409 --> 00:26:33,243 You're being frank about the business-- 322 00:26:33,453 --> 00:26:36,955 I would never do that. It's only "suggested by." 323 00:26:37,165 --> 00:26:42,252 That writer, with the bullfights? Blew his own fucking head off. 324 00:26:43,004 --> 00:26:45,005 I bought a scriptwriting program. 325 00:26:45,590 --> 00:26:48,509 My advice? Put that thing down a while. 326 00:26:48,718 --> 00:26:50,219 We get our joints copped. 327 00:26:50,470 --> 00:26:53,514 Tomorrow, the words will come blowing out your ass. 328 00:26:55,475 --> 00:26:58,268 You ever feel like nothing good would ever happen? 329 00:26:58,603 --> 00:27:01,063 Yeah. And nothing did. So what? 330 00:27:01,272 --> 00:27:02,940 I'm alive, I'm surviving. 331 00:27:03,274 --> 00:27:06,402 That's it. I don't want to just survive. 332 00:27:06,611 --> 00:27:11,407 It says in movie-writing books that every character has an arc, understand? 333 00:27:13,368 --> 00:27:17,538 Everybody starts out somewheres, and then they do something... 334 00:27:17,789 --> 00:27:20,374 ...it changes their life. That's their arc. 335 00:27:20,625 --> 00:27:22,292 Where's my arc? 336 00:27:25,046 --> 00:27:27,297 All right, take Richard Kimble, right? 337 00:27:28,633 --> 00:27:33,137 No, that's no good. His arc is run, run, jump off the dam.... 338 00:27:36,057 --> 00:27:38,392 Keanu Reeves, Devil's Advocate. 339 00:27:38,810 --> 00:27:40,644 -Al. -Right. 340 00:27:42,063 --> 00:27:46,483 Keanu's a lawyer, gets all turned on by money, power and the devil. 341 00:27:46,693 --> 00:27:51,280 Then his wife says, "You're not the man I married," leaves him. 342 00:27:51,614 --> 00:27:52,781 You see the arc? 343 00:27:55,243 --> 00:27:58,829 He starts down here, he ends up here. 344 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,206 Where's my arc, Paulie? 345 00:28:02,417 --> 00:28:03,584 Kid... 346 00:28:03,835 --> 00:28:07,838 ...Richard Kimble, the Devil's whatever, those are all make-believe. 347 00:28:09,382 --> 00:28:11,008 I got no arc either. 348 00:28:11,217 --> 00:28:16,180 I was born, grew up, spent a few years in the Army, a few more in the can. 349 00:28:16,431 --> 00:28:19,641 And here I am. A half a wiseguy. So what? 350 00:28:19,851 --> 00:28:22,144 I got no identity. 351 00:28:22,395 --> 00:28:25,856 Even Brendan Filone's got an identity. He's dead. 352 00:28:26,566 --> 00:28:29,193 I killed that fucking Emil Kolar, and nothing. 353 00:28:29,444 --> 00:28:31,236 I don't even move up a notch. 354 00:28:31,529 --> 00:28:33,781 All I got is nightmares. 355 00:28:34,491 --> 00:28:36,867 That Polish, Czech, whatever he is... 356 00:28:37,076 --> 00:28:39,787 ...is haunting me in my dreams every night. 357 00:28:40,038 --> 00:28:43,665 That happens. The more of them you do, the better you'll sleep. 358 00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:46,585 I had one prick for months in my dreams. 359 00:28:46,795 --> 00:28:51,048 I feel like he's trying to tell me we fucked up the night we buried him. 360 00:28:51,299 --> 00:28:53,175 -We didn't. -I'm in danger. 361 00:28:53,426 --> 00:28:54,593 Can I ask a question? 362 00:28:54,844 --> 00:28:57,513 Why would he tell you you're in danger... 363 00:28:57,722 --> 00:29:00,682 ...considering you put a moonroof in his head? 364 00:29:01,226 --> 00:29:03,393 What did we do wrong that night? 365 00:29:03,645 --> 00:29:06,897 The gun was hot, so the slugs couldn't be traced to me. 366 00:29:07,232 --> 00:29:09,650 You know who had an ark? Noah. 367 00:29:31,965 --> 00:29:34,758 -Is that him? -That would be some coincidence... 368 00:29:34,926 --> 00:29:36,802 ...if it wasn't, wouldn't it? 369 00:29:40,598 --> 00:29:42,266 -Holy shit! Look. -What? 370 00:29:42,559 --> 00:29:45,269 He was clean-shaven. He's got a beard now. 371 00:29:45,436 --> 00:29:47,980 You know what? I read that. That happens. 372 00:29:48,231 --> 00:29:50,148 I always thought it was bullshit. 373 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,192 Look at his fingernails! 374 00:29:52,443 --> 00:29:54,069 They're like a woman's. 375 00:29:54,279 --> 00:29:56,780 I'm gonna fucking puke. 376 00:29:59,409 --> 00:30:04,079 Help me lift him and take him to Pine Barrens before they build a condo here. 377 00:30:04,289 --> 00:30:05,831 Georgie! 378 00:30:09,586 --> 00:30:11,795 I don't know about selling this property. 379 00:30:12,005 --> 00:30:15,299 I don't know about you, but I sure could use an infusion... 380 00:30:15,592 --> 00:30:18,635 ...if we're supporting Jase after he graduates. 381 00:30:18,845 --> 00:30:23,098 It's funny how even during our marriage, we saw things differently. 382 00:30:24,642 --> 00:30:27,477 I never saw this place as an investment. 383 00:30:27,812 --> 00:30:30,314 I always thought that we'd build a house. 384 00:30:32,150 --> 00:30:34,109 So are we gonna sell, or what? 385 00:30:35,028 --> 00:30:36,445 For Jason. 386 00:30:37,155 --> 00:30:40,657 I don't want to hear that you took one of your Colleens on a cruise. 387 00:30:41,075 --> 00:30:43,452 What's that supposed to mean, "Colleens"? 388 00:30:43,661 --> 00:30:46,955 We all know you're a sucker for those Irish girls. 389 00:30:47,290 --> 00:30:50,125 Every Italian boy bows down to the freckles. 390 00:30:50,335 --> 00:30:53,295 -I married you! -Yeah, I was a mother figure. 391 00:30:53,504 --> 00:30:55,923 Don't bust my balls with Freud-by-numbers. 392 00:30:56,174 --> 00:30:59,635 Don't bust my balls? Richard, your calabrese is showing. 393 00:30:59,886 --> 00:31:04,514 Are you implying by all this I'm ashamed to be an Italian-American? 394 00:31:04,807 --> 00:31:07,601 With all the poverty, starvation, ethnic cleansing... 395 00:31:07,810 --> 00:31:09,853 ...and horrible shit in this world... 396 00:31:10,063 --> 00:31:14,316 ...you devote your energy to protecting the dignity of Connie Francis! 397 00:31:17,862 --> 00:31:19,905 You're worked up about my patient... 398 00:31:20,198 --> 00:31:24,076 ...a man who has no bearing on who or where you are in this world. 399 00:31:24,327 --> 00:31:27,371 Call him a patient. The man's a criminal, Jennifer. 400 00:31:27,622 --> 00:31:31,124 And after a while, you're gonna get beyond psychotherapy... 401 00:31:31,334 --> 00:31:33,460 ...with its cheesy moral relativism. 402 00:31:33,670 --> 00:31:37,255 Finally, you're gonna get to good and evil. And he's evil. 403 00:31:59,737 --> 00:32:01,738 Sorry I'm late. The alarm-- 404 00:32:02,281 --> 00:32:03,865 What is wrong with you? 405 00:32:04,075 --> 00:32:05,909 I ain't been feeling good. 406 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,829 -I wipe my ass with your feelings. -Thanks. 407 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,081 Drive the fucking car! 408 00:32:20,091 --> 00:32:22,884 We're under a microscope. I hear you shot some kid... 409 00:32:23,052 --> 00:32:24,678 ...because he made you wait! 410 00:32:24,887 --> 00:32:27,264 -Fucking Paulie! -Don't blame Paulie! 411 00:32:27,473 --> 00:32:31,101 Nutley PD's got a description and a make on the car! 412 00:32:31,310 --> 00:32:33,437 Why don't you leave a urine sample? 413 00:32:33,646 --> 00:32:35,105 -If I could-- -Shut up! 414 00:32:35,398 --> 00:32:38,900 Georgie comes in with vomit all over. I ask, "What the fuck?" 415 00:32:39,110 --> 00:32:41,278 He said you're digging up some body! 416 00:32:41,487 --> 00:32:43,071 -I was worried-- -Shut up! 417 00:32:43,281 --> 00:32:45,532 -You want to get caught. -I want to? 418 00:32:45,825 --> 00:32:49,119 Yeah. I seen it before. That's fucking cowboy-itis. 419 00:32:49,328 --> 00:32:50,787 You want to be a bad guy? 420 00:32:51,039 --> 00:32:53,665 -I was worried that I didn't-- -Shut up! 421 00:33:00,089 --> 00:33:02,340 Can I try and explain here? 422 00:33:05,636 --> 00:33:07,596 I don't know, Tony. 423 00:33:08,347 --> 00:33:12,142 It's like the regular-ness of life is too fucking hard for me. 424 00:33:12,435 --> 00:33:14,269 I don't know. 425 00:33:20,151 --> 00:33:21,777 Look at you. 426 00:33:23,488 --> 00:33:25,781 I'll bet you're sleeping all the time. 427 00:33:25,990 --> 00:33:28,241 It's the only thing I still enjoy. 428 00:33:30,620 --> 00:33:32,370 You know what I think? 429 00:33:32,872 --> 00:33:36,124 Maybe I have cancer. 430 00:33:36,918 --> 00:33:38,835 Remember how Jackie got? 431 00:33:39,504 --> 00:33:40,670 Cancer? 432 00:33:41,005 --> 00:33:44,925 Something fucking horrible is going on inside my body. 433 00:33:45,176 --> 00:33:48,345 Does this word "cancer" pop into your mind a lot... 434 00:33:48,513 --> 00:33:50,889 ...a little bit, what? 435 00:33:52,725 --> 00:33:55,852 Well, I'm just thinking, maybe you're... 436 00:33:56,896 --> 00:33:58,605 -...depressed. -Me? 437 00:33:59,524 --> 00:34:01,566 I'm no fucking mental midget. 438 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,656 Right. 439 00:34:10,993 --> 00:34:12,285 -Watch the-- -What? 440 00:34:12,537 --> 00:34:14,955 -Filter. -Oh, fuck! 441 00:34:26,175 --> 00:34:28,218 Maybe you got... 442 00:34:28,427 --> 00:34:33,390 ...a serotonin problem, or whatever the fuck they call it. 443 00:34:34,392 --> 00:34:35,684 You know about that shit? 444 00:34:36,727 --> 00:34:40,063 I saw it last night on a program. 445 00:34:40,398 --> 00:34:44,067 What, take fucking Prozac? Not this skinny guinea. 446 00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:49,197 Let me ask a question. 447 00:34:51,409 --> 00:34:53,577 You ever think about... 448 00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:56,079 ...you know.... 449 00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,624 Fuck no! 450 00:35:01,252 --> 00:35:02,252 Good. 451 00:35:05,006 --> 00:35:08,341 Bunch of losers blowing their skulls all over the bathroom? 452 00:35:09,677 --> 00:35:11,595 It's fucking pathetic. 453 00:35:33,618 --> 00:35:36,703 -Did you hear the doorbell? -I'm in the middle of a game. 454 00:35:36,954 --> 00:35:39,998 You'll be in the middle of the street, you don't wise up. 455 00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:53,386 Anthony Soprano? 456 00:35:54,305 --> 00:35:55,805 Why are you in my yard? 457 00:35:56,265 --> 00:35:57,432 The gate was open. 458 00:35:57,642 --> 00:36:00,852 I'm Agent Harris, this is Agent Driscol. May we come in? 459 00:36:01,062 --> 00:36:02,062 If I say no? 460 00:36:02,939 --> 00:36:05,190 If we were local, we wouldn't knock. 461 00:36:06,776 --> 00:36:07,817 What's your point? 462 00:36:08,319 --> 00:36:11,196 We have a search warrant. We know you have children. 463 00:36:11,572 --> 00:36:16,159 Our other team's out front. We don't traumatize kids by kicking in doors. 464 00:36:16,369 --> 00:36:20,372 So why don't you take a minute and tell them you have visitors. 465 00:36:44,355 --> 00:36:46,523 Any quarters, you can keep. 466 00:36:46,691 --> 00:36:48,692 You trying to bribe me? 467 00:36:49,568 --> 00:36:52,529 Tell me what you're looking for, I can save you time. 468 00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:55,532 Any incriminating evidence would be nice. 469 00:36:57,785 --> 00:36:59,286 Dad! 470 00:36:59,870 --> 00:37:02,664 -I have an English paper! -You gotta be shitting me. 471 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,625 I better have all my programs when it comes back. 472 00:37:05,876 --> 00:37:07,043 Anthony! 473 00:37:09,672 --> 00:37:12,382 What the hell are they doing in my kitchen? 474 00:37:16,012 --> 00:37:17,470 What are you doing? 475 00:37:17,763 --> 00:37:19,597 Forgot your lunch, just ask. 476 00:37:19,807 --> 00:37:21,057 I'm very sorry. 477 00:37:21,350 --> 00:37:23,643 How much would you say that bowl cost? 478 00:37:23,936 --> 00:37:26,855 -I'm not cleaning that up. -Grasso, clean that. 479 00:37:27,148 --> 00:37:29,816 Grasso, ti faccio un culo cosi. 480 00:37:30,359 --> 00:37:31,401 Your ass! 481 00:37:32,069 --> 00:37:34,863 Tony, take it easy. Grasso, take it easy. 482 00:37:35,823 --> 00:37:37,699 We'll be gone in a few minutes. 483 00:37:37,992 --> 00:37:39,492 Let's wait in the living room. 484 00:37:39,785 --> 00:37:41,953 Clean up the bowl. 485 00:37:42,204 --> 00:37:43,371 Come on. 486 00:37:51,922 --> 00:37:54,507 I know they're doing their job, but I'm pissed. 487 00:37:54,884 --> 00:37:56,718 Harris wasn't so bad. 488 00:37:57,011 --> 00:38:01,181 He was the biggest sneak out of all of them. It's part of his act. 489 00:38:01,349 --> 00:38:03,433 That guy broke the bowl on purpose. 490 00:38:03,642 --> 00:38:05,602 He was just a klutz. 491 00:38:05,811 --> 00:38:07,020 What was his last name? 492 00:38:07,188 --> 00:38:10,607 -Rizzo, Razzo, what? -Grasso. 493 00:38:10,775 --> 00:38:13,610 Grasso. You think it's a coincidence they sent him? 494 00:38:13,819 --> 00:38:17,614 If he wasn't Italian, he'd be at the office sweeping up. Jerk. 495 00:38:17,823 --> 00:38:19,991 Bet they frisk him before he goes home. 496 00:38:20,242 --> 00:38:21,451 -Why? -Why? 497 00:38:21,744 --> 00:38:24,829 Because he has a vowel at the end of his name: Grasso. 498 00:38:25,081 --> 00:38:28,249 Does he think he'll make it to the top by arresting his own people? 499 00:38:28,459 --> 00:38:29,667 Pass the moo shu. 500 00:38:29,877 --> 00:38:31,795 He'll see. He'll learn. 501 00:38:32,046 --> 00:38:34,881 -We have a vowel. -And you be proud of it! 502 00:38:35,174 --> 00:38:39,010 You'd think there was no Michelangelo, the way they treat people. 503 00:38:39,470 --> 00:38:41,638 An Italian invented the telephone. 504 00:38:41,889 --> 00:38:45,892 -Alexander Graham Bell was Italian? -You see? You see what--? 505 00:38:46,185 --> 00:38:49,312 Antonio Meucci invented it, and he got robbed! 506 00:38:49,563 --> 00:38:51,147 Everybody knows that! 507 00:38:52,149 --> 00:38:54,275 Who invented the Mafia? 508 00:38:54,985 --> 00:38:56,152 What? 509 00:38:56,362 --> 00:38:58,863 -La Cosa Nostra. Who invented that? -Who cares? 510 00:38:59,031 --> 00:39:03,326 Wasn't it Salvatore Lucania, known as Charlie "Lucky" Luciano... 511 00:39:03,619 --> 00:39:08,706 ...who organized the five families: Lucchese, Gambino, Bonanno, Profaci. 512 00:39:08,999 --> 00:39:11,334 Is there something you want to say to me? 513 00:39:13,003 --> 00:39:15,046 I just like history, like you, Dad. 514 00:39:15,339 --> 00:39:17,382 Can you shut the fuck up about it? 515 00:39:22,179 --> 00:39:24,681 A.J., did you know John Cabot was Italian? 516 00:39:24,932 --> 00:39:27,183 -Whoa. -Like he knows who that is. 517 00:39:27,518 --> 00:39:29,394 The famous discoverer of Canada. 518 00:39:29,687 --> 00:39:31,146 The Bank of America. 519 00:39:31,355 --> 00:39:35,358 One of the biggest banks in the world, started by an Italian. 520 00:39:35,651 --> 00:39:38,653 The first American saint was Italian. Mother Cabrini. 521 00:39:40,573 --> 00:39:43,074 Is it true the Chinese invented spaghetti? 522 00:39:43,367 --> 00:39:46,411 Now think. Why would people who eat with sticks... 523 00:39:46,704 --> 00:39:49,080 ...invent something you need a fork to eat? 524 00:39:50,749 --> 00:39:52,459 Here's more I bet you don't know. 525 00:39:52,751 --> 00:39:57,005 More Italians fought for the U.S. in WWII than any other ethnic group. 526 00:39:58,382 --> 00:40:00,425 They won't tell you about Sacco and Vanzetti. 527 00:40:00,718 --> 00:40:03,219 The anti-Christs that got the electric chair? 528 00:40:03,429 --> 00:40:06,222 -Anarchists. -Isn't it anti-Christs? 529 00:40:06,432 --> 00:40:09,642 They were innocent and got the chair because they were Italian. 530 00:40:09,894 --> 00:40:12,604 How are there two anti-Christs and only one Christ? 531 00:40:13,189 --> 00:40:14,230 So? 532 00:40:14,482 --> 00:40:17,901 And of course, Francis Albert. 533 00:40:21,238 --> 00:40:22,655 Will I see you next week? 534 00:40:22,907 --> 00:40:24,449 If you know something I don't. 535 00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:28,244 You understand, I have to charge you for the missed session. 536 00:40:29,580 --> 00:40:30,872 What do you mean? 537 00:40:31,123 --> 00:40:33,416 We agreed on that on our first meeting. 538 00:40:33,626 --> 00:40:35,710 But I just explained my situation. 539 00:40:36,003 --> 00:40:39,589 I understand, but it's important that we respect the agreement. 540 00:40:41,717 --> 00:40:44,427 -What if I got hit by a car? -But you weren't. 541 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:47,764 -I know, but what if? -But you weren't. 542 00:40:48,057 --> 00:40:49,641 I know that, but what if? 543 00:40:49,892 --> 00:40:52,310 -You weren't. -Answer my fucking question! 544 00:40:53,646 --> 00:40:54,771 I will not. 545 00:40:55,064 --> 00:40:56,314 You won't? 546 00:40:57,358 --> 00:40:59,108 All right, fine. 547 00:40:59,318 --> 00:41:01,694 Fine, here. Here you go. 548 00:41:02,363 --> 00:41:05,615 This is what it's all about. Motherfucking, cocksucking money! 549 00:41:05,908 --> 00:41:07,033 Here! 550 00:41:09,703 --> 00:41:13,873 I don't understand that, and I don't appreciate being made to feel afraid. 551 00:41:14,124 --> 00:41:17,627 I don't appreciate feeling like I pour my heart out to a call girl! 552 00:41:17,878 --> 00:41:20,713 -Is that how you see me? -Not until now. 553 00:41:20,965 --> 00:41:24,884 But it's obvious you don't give a shit about my situation. 554 00:41:25,094 --> 00:41:27,387 Otherwise, you wouldn't shake me down. 555 00:41:30,683 --> 00:41:33,101 It'll show as paid on your next bill. 556 00:41:33,310 --> 00:41:34,477 Fine. 557 00:41:34,937 --> 00:41:37,146 Stick it up your ass. 558 00:41:46,323 --> 00:41:48,241 And how about Dr. Goldman here? 559 00:41:48,492 --> 00:41:52,829 He was gonna be a tree surgeon, but he fainted at the sight of sap! 560 00:41:53,122 --> 00:41:54,914 Sap, ladies and gentlemen. 561 00:41:55,541 --> 00:41:59,085 Pace yourselves. Don't spend it all in one place. 562 00:41:59,295 --> 00:42:03,381 Movie night, right? Last week they showed the Polish version of Rashomon. 563 00:42:03,632 --> 00:42:06,676 Everybody remembers the rape exactly the same! 564 00:42:08,095 --> 00:42:10,763 What's the matter with you, Corrado? 565 00:42:11,015 --> 00:42:14,976 Headaches, that's all. Not the kind you take aspirin for. 566 00:42:15,227 --> 00:42:19,480 Now, tonight on our show, we have Mitzi Gaynor, Sergio Franchi... 567 00:42:19,690 --> 00:42:24,068 ...and a woman from France will pull light bulbs from her husband's throat. 568 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,862 This woman can relate. 569 00:42:26,071 --> 00:42:27,697 We may have a bad apple. 570 00:42:28,407 --> 00:42:30,700 Does Tony know about this? 571 00:42:31,368 --> 00:42:32,410 What will you do? 572 00:42:32,661 --> 00:42:35,496 There's not much to do. We sit back and wait. 573 00:42:36,081 --> 00:42:39,917 Don't let Tony know you know. He's under enough pressure. 574 00:42:40,377 --> 00:42:41,919 Yeah. 575 00:42:42,254 --> 00:42:46,466 I'm sure he's telling his psychiatrist it's all his mother's fault. 576 00:42:46,717 --> 00:42:48,134 What, a psychiatrist? 577 00:42:48,385 --> 00:42:51,721 Yeah, a psychiatrist. 578 00:42:51,930 --> 00:42:54,724 He's been seeing one for a while now. 579 00:42:56,060 --> 00:42:58,686 God only knows what he says. 580 00:42:58,937 --> 00:43:01,564 -Tony? -Yes, Tony. 581 00:43:01,857 --> 00:43:05,151 Tony, who had such a terrible mother. 582 00:43:05,402 --> 00:43:06,861 A psychiatrist? 583 00:43:07,071 --> 00:43:10,406 Yes, Junior. For chrissake! 584 00:43:10,658 --> 00:43:14,661 Show of hands, how many people think J.F.K is still alive? Come on. 585 00:43:15,245 --> 00:43:20,083 They should take a Zapruder film of your salad bar. Hello? Help me out! 586 00:43:20,376 --> 00:43:22,418 Who? The psychiatrist, I mean. 587 00:43:22,670 --> 00:43:24,671 Do you think I know? 588 00:43:25,172 --> 00:43:27,632 -What did you say to Tony about this? -Me? 589 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,467 Nothing. 590 00:43:29,885 --> 00:43:32,512 I wouldn't give him the satisfaction. 591 00:43:32,763 --> 00:43:37,809 And, Junior, I don't want there to be any repercussions. 592 00:43:39,895 --> 00:43:41,646 A psychiatrist? 593 00:43:42,481 --> 00:43:46,984 You're a broken record. Yes, yes! 594 00:43:47,194 --> 00:43:48,903 Do I have to--? 595 00:43:52,950 --> 00:43:55,326 Do I have to say it again? 596 00:43:57,830 --> 00:44:02,125 Picture yourself at Ellis Island. All right? How does that sound? 597 00:44:06,839 --> 00:44:08,631 It's me. Leave a message. 598 00:44:08,882 --> 00:44:11,551 Christopher? It's Mommy. 599 00:44:11,802 --> 00:44:14,053 I know you're there. Pick it up. 600 00:44:14,471 --> 00:44:17,849 Are you all right? I'm worried about you. 601 00:44:18,100 --> 00:44:22,687 My God, they mentioned your name in the newspaper. The Star-Ledger. 602 00:44:22,980 --> 00:44:26,983 Mrs. Jones told me. With all those scumbags! 603 00:44:27,609 --> 00:44:30,486 It's been a while since we met for therapy. 604 00:44:33,115 --> 00:44:35,908 Jason, how's Bard? 605 00:44:38,704 --> 00:44:42,415 I'm moving into a smoke-free dorm. 606 00:44:45,127 --> 00:44:47,003 And how do we feel about that? 607 00:44:47,337 --> 00:44:50,006 I'm interested in discussing what we mentioned. 608 00:44:50,257 --> 00:44:54,093 Jason, are you concerned that your mother is treating this patient X? 609 00:44:55,471 --> 00:44:57,930 I don't care. 610 00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:03,186 As a colleague, Jen, I suggest you drop the patient. 611 00:45:03,479 --> 00:45:05,062 After her last encounter... 612 00:45:05,355 --> 00:45:06,856 ...she finally acknowledged... 613 00:45:07,191 --> 00:45:10,359 ...that she saw the different side of him, the subhuman. 614 00:45:10,569 --> 00:45:12,653 I take it you were frightened. 615 00:45:13,363 --> 00:45:15,490 Frightened, revolted. 616 00:45:15,741 --> 00:45:17,575 At last, appropriate emotions. 617 00:45:17,826 --> 00:45:20,203 Oh, for chrissake, Richard. You too, Sam. 618 00:45:20,704 --> 00:45:23,456 When did we become afraid to get our hands dirty? 619 00:45:23,707 --> 00:45:25,249 It's what she gets paid for. 620 00:45:25,542 --> 00:45:28,377 Jason, how would you like to see your mother...? 621 00:45:30,047 --> 00:45:34,217 Never mind, I'm not gonna paint any graphic images. 622 00:45:34,885 --> 00:45:37,220 See? He always does that. 623 00:45:37,554 --> 00:45:38,554 What? 624 00:45:38,806 --> 00:45:41,849 Follow that up, Jase. Dad does what? 625 00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:44,894 His issue is that I should distance myself from this man... 626 00:45:45,187 --> 00:45:47,980 ...on the grounds of the stigma that he brings us. 627 00:45:48,857 --> 00:45:51,818 I say refer this patient to a therapist... 628 00:45:52,069 --> 00:45:56,113 ...that specializes in Mafia depression. 629 00:45:59,660 --> 00:46:00,827 This isn't funny. 630 00:46:01,078 --> 00:46:02,745 No, of course not. 631 00:46:04,456 --> 00:46:09,585 Jen has a real honest to goodness personal and professional dilemma. 632 00:46:13,048 --> 00:46:17,260 You know, on my mother's side, we have a few dark sheep. 633 00:46:17,594 --> 00:46:18,803 Excuse me? 634 00:46:20,764 --> 00:46:21,806 Lepke. 635 00:46:27,104 --> 00:46:28,145 Who's Lepke? 636 00:46:29,147 --> 00:46:31,607 Louis "Lepke" Buchalter. 637 00:46:31,859 --> 00:46:34,777 You know. Murder, Incorporated. 638 00:46:37,698 --> 00:46:40,616 My mother's uncle was Lepke's wheelman. 639 00:46:40,826 --> 00:46:42,410 His driver. 640 00:46:46,164 --> 00:46:49,125 Those were some tough Jews.