1 00:01:39,135 --> 00:01:41,136 A.J: Come on! Come on, dog! Come on! 2 00:01:41,304 --> 00:01:42,971 Come on! Come on. 3 00:01:46,309 --> 00:01:49,561 Look at this! Look at this plastic! 4 00:01:49,896 --> 00:01:51,480 And there's weeds! 5 00:01:51,773 --> 00:01:53,732 Well, it looks like Tobacco Road. 6 00:01:54,067 --> 00:01:56,526 - Nobody gets down here. LIVIA: Anthony! 7 00:01:56,736 --> 00:01:59,321 Those dogs are wild dogs. 8 00:01:59,739 --> 00:02:01,323 Cemetery dogs. 9 00:02:01,491 --> 00:02:03,450 They'll take your hand off. 10 00:02:03,660 --> 00:02:07,454 Come over here. Say a Hail Mary for your grandfather. 11 00:02:07,664 --> 00:02:08,914 Lay off. He's a kid. 12 00:02:09,123 --> 00:02:12,584 So he should neglect his elders? Just like his father. 13 00:02:12,835 --> 00:02:14,503 Yeah, a real skimp. 14 00:02:14,671 --> 00:02:15,837 My son. 15 00:02:16,714 --> 00:02:18,674 The mental patient. 16 00:02:18,841 --> 00:02:22,594 Remember those trips to the Shore? Me and Tony rode the waves? 17 00:02:22,845 --> 00:02:24,221 I taught him to bodysurf. 18 00:02:24,472 --> 00:02:27,140 My son was brought up right. 19 00:02:27,475 --> 00:02:29,726 He needs a psychiatrist for what? 20 00:02:30,061 --> 00:02:32,145 - To talk about his sex life? - Enough. 21 00:02:32,855 --> 00:02:34,314 I hate it as much as you do. 22 00:02:34,524 --> 00:02:35,691 Anthony! 23 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:38,694 Those dogs could start foaming at the mouth. 24 00:02:38,903 --> 00:02:42,406 How come you're not supposed to breathe in the cemetery? 25 00:02:42,615 --> 00:02:45,242 - Who says? - It's a joke. Say, "Why?" 26 00:02:45,493 --> 00:02:47,619 You'll make the dead people jealous. 27 00:02:49,872 --> 00:02:51,123 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 28 00:02:51,374 --> 00:02:53,709 COACH: Okay, come pick it up! Pick it up. 29 00:02:53,876 --> 00:02:56,169 Who's got the ball?! 30 00:02:56,379 --> 00:02:57,713 Oh, my God! Look out! 31 00:02:58,089 --> 00:02:59,881 COACH: Come around, come around! 32 00:03:00,883 --> 00:03:02,676 Up, up, up! Cover them through! 33 00:03:03,177 --> 00:03:04,177 I can't watch. 34 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:06,221 Yes! 35 00:03:06,472 --> 00:03:10,309 Way to go, Meadow! You're a brick wall, baby! Brick wall! 36 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:13,061 Good save! Come on, now. Come on! 37 00:03:13,271 --> 00:03:15,188 That was close. 38 00:03:15,565 --> 00:03:18,900 - Pretty good. - Look at you. At girls' soccer, Tony. 39 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:21,653 What do you want? My son's a couch potato. 40 00:03:21,863 --> 00:03:24,281 - Red! Five! - Are you yellow-card happy? 41 00:03:24,907 --> 00:03:26,700 Rough play, my ass! 42 00:03:29,329 --> 00:03:31,580 - Hi, honey. - Go get them, baby. 43 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:34,916 This fat kid is such a sneak with that elbow! 44 00:03:35,209 --> 00:03:38,587 Coach says next year, Chiara is gonna be one of his starts. 45 00:03:38,838 --> 00:03:40,714 Let's pull it out, for chrissake! 46 00:03:40,923 --> 00:03:43,675 Heather Dante! A hundred bucks for a goal! 47 00:03:44,260 --> 00:03:47,429 What's with Ally today? She's sleepwalking out there. 48 00:03:49,265 --> 00:03:51,933 She eats at our house a lot. She's got the energy. 49 00:03:52,268 --> 00:03:54,853 SILVIO: That tackle was our ball, asshole! 50 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:56,730 Zebra, I'm talking to you. 51 00:03:57,940 --> 00:04:00,567 Blow that again, I'll stick it up your ass! 52 00:04:00,860 --> 00:04:04,988 Get off the field now, or your team is gonna forfeit the game! 53 00:04:05,239 --> 00:04:07,449 I'm going. You fucking son of a... 54 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:09,284 Get off the field! 55 00:04:09,452 --> 00:04:12,120 [CROWD BOOS] 56 00:04:13,790 --> 00:04:14,831 Did a hell of a job. 57 00:04:17,794 --> 00:04:19,961 Falcons! Falcons, heads up! 58 00:04:20,254 --> 00:04:23,298 Red, 42! 42! 59 00:04:23,591 --> 00:04:25,467 Push! Ally! 60 00:04:26,469 --> 00:04:27,594 [WHISPERS] Come on. 61 00:04:30,181 --> 00:04:31,515 FAN: Come on, Al! 62 00:04:43,111 --> 00:04:45,487 [CHEERING] 63 00:04:56,332 --> 00:04:58,834 Did I tell you? What did I tell you? 64 00:04:59,043 --> 00:05:02,045 He's a brilliant coach. A beautiful, brilliant genius. 65 00:05:02,255 --> 00:05:03,755 You in love with him? 66 00:05:04,006 --> 00:05:08,593 Yes. If he steers Chiara to a college scholarship, I'll blow the guy. 67 00:05:08,803 --> 00:05:10,178 TONY: You will? 68 00:05:12,056 --> 00:05:13,932 How's chefing at Dimples? 69 00:05:14,392 --> 00:05:18,728 Try the salad bar. We got a chemical brightener. It keeps lettuce crisp. 70 00:05:18,938 --> 00:05:21,064 - How nice. - Yeah, it's beautiful. 71 00:05:21,315 --> 00:05:24,359 The offer's still there. You put some out on the street... 72 00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:28,029 ...at two points, we split the interest. Nice? 73 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:33,118 I can't do the math. I'm an artiste. 74 00:05:34,036 --> 00:05:35,370 Get out of here. 75 00:05:36,747 --> 00:05:38,748 Good job, girls! 76 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:42,586 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 77 00:05:49,343 --> 00:05:52,220 COACH: Absolutely. ARTIE: And you do that so well, coach. 78 00:05:52,430 --> 00:05:54,806 COACH: Thanks. ARTIE: The psychology is important. 79 00:05:55,016 --> 00:05:56,099 Did a hell of a job. 80 00:05:56,559 --> 00:05:59,436 SILVIO: Welcome to Bada Bing. Everything's on the house. 81 00:05:59,854 --> 00:06:01,146 Come meet somebody. 82 00:06:01,439 --> 00:06:03,648 - He coached college. - Get out of here. 83 00:06:03,858 --> 00:06:06,943 - Division 1-A. - No, that's boonie state. 84 00:06:07,195 --> 00:06:11,072 Besides, it's time to stop moving my wife and Deena like pawns... 85 00:06:11,324 --> 00:06:12,949 ...when someone ups the ante. 86 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:17,162 Anyway, how many chances does a man get to coach his own daughter? 87 00:06:17,413 --> 00:06:19,706 - Money isn't everything. - Here, here. 88 00:06:19,916 --> 00:06:21,249 The kids are important. 89 00:06:21,501 --> 00:06:24,878 Cheers. To the Falcons. Continued success. 90 00:06:29,509 --> 00:06:33,678 Brandy, why don't you give the coach a deluxe tour of the VIP lounge. 91 00:06:33,888 --> 00:06:36,306 - What? - Oh, guys. 92 00:06:36,557 --> 00:06:38,725 Jesus, we said a beer. 93 00:06:40,561 --> 00:06:43,146 No, I... Thank you, but I don't think so. 94 00:06:44,732 --> 00:06:46,775 TONY: Jesus Christ. 95 00:06:47,193 --> 00:06:49,778 Okay, Brandy, go sit on a tuffet. 96 00:06:51,197 --> 00:06:53,365 Coach, it's on the house. 97 00:06:56,202 --> 00:06:57,994 - Why are you here? - Who's he? 98 00:06:58,246 --> 00:07:00,163 My girl's coach. You got something? 99 00:07:00,373 --> 00:07:03,124 Every car you see in the rear-view mirror is not a fed. 100 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:06,127 Mikey Palmice went and got a major Manhattan PI. 101 00:07:06,462 --> 00:07:10,298 Mikey thinks someone here rats for the government. What else is new? 102 00:07:10,508 --> 00:07:14,719 What else? My colleague over at Organized Crime Task Force... 103 00:07:14,971 --> 00:07:18,682 ...gets chatty after caffeine drinks. 104 00:07:19,267 --> 00:07:22,811 Names of people whose fiscal interests intersect with your own. 105 00:07:24,272 --> 00:07:27,607 I'm still trying to find out if you've been named. 106 00:07:27,817 --> 00:07:31,903 But these people are keeping these indictments very, very internal. 107 00:07:32,113 --> 00:07:34,698 They may have a folder with my name on it. 108 00:07:34,907 --> 00:07:36,700 If I was smart, I wouldn't be here. 109 00:07:36,909 --> 00:07:37,951 I rest my case. 110 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,370 I'm up the street on a rape-homicide. 111 00:07:40,621 --> 00:07:44,207 What I need now is to see a liquor license, if you don't mind. 112 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:48,378 So anybody wonders why I was here or for the lie detector test... 113 00:07:48,629 --> 00:07:51,631 Cha-cha, show him the liquor license. 114 00:07:51,924 --> 00:07:53,383 Don't touch the girls. 115 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:56,344 How you doing? 116 00:07:56,554 --> 00:07:59,556 Bada Bing. Arthur Bucco! 117 00:08:03,269 --> 00:08:04,352 Hello? 118 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,855 You gonna stay in that bar all day? 119 00:08:07,189 --> 00:08:10,191 - I'm shooting pool. - I'll rack them up for you. 120 00:08:10,443 --> 00:08:13,445 I thought we were supposed to paint the patio. 121 00:08:13,654 --> 00:08:15,572 I bought primer and I've been scraping. 122 00:08:16,032 --> 00:08:17,032 You have? 123 00:08:17,241 --> 00:08:19,367 I could really use your help. 124 00:08:19,619 --> 00:08:21,703 All right. I'll be right home. 125 00:08:25,291 --> 00:08:27,500 This fucking guy lays down the law. 126 00:08:27,793 --> 00:08:30,253 Fucking blistering. "I'll be right home." 127 00:08:30,504 --> 00:08:33,548 I gotta get home too. Shelley'll be looking for me. 128 00:08:33,799 --> 00:08:35,884 It's quite the lifestyle you got here. 129 00:08:36,177 --> 00:08:37,802 - See ya later, coach. - Okay. 130 00:08:38,054 --> 00:08:40,263 Different strokes. 131 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,015 [PHONE RINGS] 132 00:08:42,516 --> 00:08:44,684 Melvoin, Perlov, Schneider and Archide. 133 00:08:47,063 --> 00:08:51,274 JUNIOR: What's with the indictments? MELVOIN: Put it right down there. 134 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:55,403 The book is off on the 14th ward. 135 00:08:55,571 --> 00:08:59,658 I don't want to minimize your position. Two prior convictions. 136 00:08:59,909 --> 00:09:03,620 You're in jeopardy of sentence under the habitual offenders statute. 137 00:09:03,871 --> 00:09:07,123 I'm paying you to hear shit that's eating my insides? 138 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:08,375 Peppers and eggs? 139 00:09:08,584 --> 00:09:11,544 Peppers and eggs? That's what I should've had. 140 00:09:16,801 --> 00:09:19,469 "I'd be happy to surrender Mr. Soprano. 141 00:09:19,762 --> 00:09:22,430 You can be assured of my full cooperation." 142 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,600 You'd rather they kicked in your front door at night? 143 00:09:25,976 --> 00:09:27,852 It's a target letter, Corrado. 144 00:09:28,062 --> 00:09:31,272 I got nowhere, so I asked them what your status was. 145 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:35,360 Just testing. So what'd they say? 146 00:09:35,611 --> 00:09:37,153 They'd let me know. 147 00:09:37,488 --> 00:09:39,572 I may just start paying taxes. 148 00:09:39,824 --> 00:09:41,658 MIKEY: God, it's a fucking burn. 149 00:09:41,951 --> 00:09:45,453 I'm sick and tired of sitting around. I'm gonna get out of here. 150 00:09:45,621 --> 00:09:46,996 With your lady friend? 151 00:09:47,206 --> 00:09:48,707 JUNIOR: What do you know about her? 152 00:09:48,999 --> 00:09:51,459 Works for the Joint Fitters Union, right? 153 00:09:51,669 --> 00:09:56,631 Runs their labor management fund outside the feds' oversight. 154 00:09:57,675 --> 00:10:01,177 If you can't get your friends jobs, why attain success? 155 00:10:01,595 --> 00:10:03,430 MELVOIN: The wheels of justice turn slowly. 156 00:10:04,223 --> 00:10:06,891 Take her to Florida. Develop a tan. 157 00:10:07,101 --> 00:10:08,727 Where's the crapper key? 158 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:10,729 Top right-hand drawer. 159 00:10:11,522 --> 00:10:16,484 Junior, we're working out of a fucking lawyer's office, is that right? 160 00:10:17,111 --> 00:10:21,030 Look, I didn't want to say anything, but this government case... 161 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:24,075 ...if there's a leak, it's in Tony's boat. 162 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:28,997 If my nephew's in bed with the Justice Department, just say it. 163 00:10:29,206 --> 00:10:30,999 Don't stammer like a spastic. 164 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:35,128 There's something fucking wrong with that guy. I feel it in my gut. 165 00:10:35,421 --> 00:10:37,756 I'm worried about you, skipper. 166 00:10:38,007 --> 00:10:40,633 I'm sorry, Mikey. You're a good boy. 167 00:10:41,886 --> 00:10:43,762 Fuck this. I'm going to Boca. 168 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:48,016 Deena, when you guys showed up last year... 169 00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:50,894 ...I thought, "Soccer, give me a break." 170 00:10:51,145 --> 00:10:54,856 But your dad makes it seem like this, I don't know, metaphor. 171 00:10:55,107 --> 00:10:56,691 - Yeah. - Dad's pretty cool. 172 00:10:56,942 --> 00:10:59,861 Where's Al? She was supposed to loan me a cig. 173 00:11:00,112 --> 00:11:01,654 I'll come with. 174 00:11:02,573 --> 00:11:04,032 TAYLOR: Al? 175 00:11:04,241 --> 00:11:05,325 MEADOW: Ally! 176 00:11:06,827 --> 00:11:08,203 Al! 177 00:11:09,038 --> 00:11:12,040 If you're smoking, you owe me $5! 178 00:11:13,876 --> 00:11:16,044 - AI? - Ally. 179 00:11:18,422 --> 00:11:19,714 Ally? 180 00:11:22,468 --> 00:11:24,260 Ally, what are you doing? 181 00:11:24,512 --> 00:11:26,221 MEADOW: Ally! Oh, my God! 182 00:11:30,392 --> 00:11:31,601 TONY: Her parents split up. 183 00:11:32,228 --> 00:11:34,229 So she's always at our house. 184 00:11:34,522 --> 00:11:38,441 - But she was born with a silver spoon. - Teenagers are under a lot of stress. 185 00:11:38,651 --> 00:11:41,110 I know this kid. She's great. 186 00:11:41,362 --> 00:11:45,824 Was it a genuine suicide attempt? Or was it a suicidal gesture? 187 00:11:47,159 --> 00:11:49,410 "Small cutting" is the clinical term. 188 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:51,746 Is "large cutting" O.J. in missing sweats? 189 00:11:51,997 --> 00:11:53,832 It's a cry for help. 190 00:11:56,752 --> 00:12:00,421 Her mother says she tried this before. 191 00:12:01,006 --> 00:12:02,549 A couple times. 192 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,261 What else is going on? 193 00:12:06,512 --> 00:12:08,596 Life is putting the Prozac to the test. 194 00:12:08,806 --> 00:12:11,140 It's all that business in the news? 195 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,101 Let's talk about my daughter. 196 00:12:14,728 --> 00:12:16,771 Principal says girls in sports do better. 197 00:12:16,939 --> 00:12:19,440 They don't take drugs or get knocked up. 198 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,526 But now this shit. 199 00:12:21,735 --> 00:12:24,612 If my daughter ever tried to kill herself... 200 00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:30,034 Oh, God! 201 00:12:40,129 --> 00:12:42,589 Last week, I called you a whore. 202 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,465 I might've been... 203 00:12:45,342 --> 00:12:47,969 ...overstating the case a little bit. 204 00:12:53,475 --> 00:12:54,934 Ooh. 205 00:12:55,144 --> 00:12:56,352 Mr. Soprano. 206 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:57,854 Miss Sanfillipo. 207 00:12:58,147 --> 00:12:59,606 A check for you to sign. 208 00:13:00,816 --> 00:13:02,317 Twenty grand? 209 00:13:02,526 --> 00:13:06,404 For research and development into furthering the art and science... 210 00:13:06,614 --> 00:13:08,615 ...of metal joint fittings. 211 00:13:08,866 --> 00:13:12,118 Where does our research and development take us this time? 212 00:13:12,328 --> 00:13:14,621 Well, I was thinking Boca Raton. 213 00:13:14,914 --> 00:13:16,497 My, my! You read my mind. 214 00:13:16,957 --> 00:13:18,082 I'm all packed. 215 00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:20,501 I gotta talk to my cousin. 216 00:13:21,378 --> 00:13:23,004 - Mr. Soprano? - What? 217 00:13:23,297 --> 00:13:27,175 I was waiting to talk to Jerry about how I could use some room... 218 00:13:27,384 --> 00:13:29,636 ...on this mall job I got in North Bergen. 219 00:13:29,887 --> 00:13:32,805 Then I saw you here. And I thought, what the hell... 220 00:13:33,098 --> 00:13:35,516 ...I may as well ask the man himself. 221 00:13:36,518 --> 00:13:40,396 Let's you and I meet. I can pass my recommends on to my cousin. 222 00:13:43,525 --> 00:13:45,526 LARRY: Mama Livia, how are you? 223 00:13:45,736 --> 00:13:49,948 - Do you remember me? Larry Boy Barese. - I know who you are. 224 00:13:50,157 --> 00:13:53,826 You lit an apartment house on fire... 225 00:13:54,119 --> 00:13:57,413 ...and scared your mother half to death. 226 00:13:57,665 --> 00:13:59,791 Mama's moving in here on the 15th. 227 00:14:00,042 --> 00:14:02,460 Yeah? Ooh, I like your shoes. 228 00:14:02,628 --> 00:14:06,381 Mama hasn't been well. Last week she threw a jar of artichokes at me. 229 00:14:06,674 --> 00:14:09,133 She better not throw any artichokes at me. 230 00:14:10,135 --> 00:14:12,178 How are you doing? Remember Larry? 231 00:14:12,388 --> 00:14:14,138 Water under the bridge. 232 00:14:15,015 --> 00:14:16,683 We're gonna take a walk. 233 00:14:17,184 --> 00:14:19,727 You should get some shoes like his. 234 00:14:20,187 --> 00:14:24,941 LARRY: You've always been a genius. But this last move is the best. 235 00:14:25,192 --> 00:14:27,610 The feds'll never surveil an old folks' home. 236 00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:31,406 That's why I got truckloads of bootleg Polident coming in. 237 00:14:31,907 --> 00:14:33,574 - There he is. - How you doing? 238 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,910 Did you get your mother settled in yet? 239 00:14:36,203 --> 00:14:40,248 They're not sure they can accept her. They want to see my finances again. 240 00:14:40,416 --> 00:14:44,419 So this office supply chain from Virginia. What's the deal on them? 241 00:14:44,628 --> 00:14:48,840 I spoke to them. I think they'll listen to reason on minority hiring. 242 00:14:50,718 --> 00:14:53,094 - Been to any games? - What do they got? 243 00:15:04,064 --> 00:15:05,273 What the fuck? 244 00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:08,735 COACH: Hup! Hup! Hup! 245 00:15:11,196 --> 00:15:13,072 Knees high, Colgiavani! 246 00:15:13,323 --> 00:15:16,617 Eyes ahead! Energy, girls, energy! 247 00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:20,705 I know we're all upset, but we still have a season left. 248 00:15:20,956 --> 00:15:23,082 - Come on, let's go! - Hey, coach. 249 00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:26,169 Fellas, sorry, but practice is closed today. 250 00:15:26,378 --> 00:15:28,296 I'm trying to keep the team focused. 251 00:15:28,922 --> 00:15:30,381 What are you doing? 252 00:15:30,632 --> 00:15:34,177 You're leaving us? After two fucking years? 253 00:15:34,386 --> 00:15:37,930 I told that reporter to wait before he put that in the paper. 254 00:15:38,182 --> 00:15:41,392 Coach, look at my little girl out there. 255 00:15:41,977 --> 00:15:43,561 You're breaking her heart! 256 00:15:43,771 --> 00:15:47,648 Believe me, Art. I am hugely conflicted. 257 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:50,151 But Rhode Island doubled my salary! 258 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:54,113 They're giving my daughter a full ride! What could I do? 259 00:15:54,615 --> 00:15:56,407 They made an offer I couldn't refuse. 260 00:15:56,617 --> 00:15:58,743 - You haven't heard ours. - Come on. 261 00:15:58,994 --> 00:16:00,787 Look, I got a family too. 262 00:16:00,996 --> 00:16:03,498 I have a daughter who loves playing soccer. 263 00:16:03,707 --> 00:16:05,374 He's kidding about the offer. 264 00:16:07,711 --> 00:16:09,545 Hey, nobody blew a whistle! 265 00:16:09,797 --> 00:16:12,381 Let's not get lazy out here! Come on! 266 00:16:13,050 --> 00:16:14,509 Go fuck yourself. 267 00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:16,177 COACH: Excuse me? 268 00:16:16,345 --> 00:16:18,679 - Want me to tell your dad? - It's my field. 269 00:16:21,683 --> 00:16:23,976 Give me 10 laps around the goals. 270 00:16:24,353 --> 00:16:25,937 - Whatever. - Make that 20. 271 00:16:26,355 --> 00:16:28,523 Anybody else want to mouth off? 272 00:16:31,276 --> 00:16:33,945 Good! Come on! Let's circle up for keep-away. 273 00:16:34,196 --> 00:16:35,530 Let's go! Over here. 274 00:16:35,823 --> 00:16:38,407 Get in a big circle! Go! Move it! 275 00:16:39,535 --> 00:16:42,912 I need some people out here. Come on! Let's go! 276 00:16:56,051 --> 00:16:57,385 Give me your glass. 277 00:17:00,222 --> 00:17:02,849 Who'd think we could be this contented? 278 00:17:03,684 --> 00:17:06,769 I did. As soon as I saw you, I knew. 279 00:17:07,062 --> 00:17:09,355 You're a sweetheart. 280 00:17:09,648 --> 00:17:13,276 If only they knew the other side of you. 281 00:17:13,527 --> 00:17:15,528 They'd eat me for breakfast. 282 00:17:16,572 --> 00:17:20,116 I been looking at real estate. Some nice houses on the market. 283 00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:22,368 Maybe you'd like something bigger? 284 00:17:22,953 --> 00:17:26,289 No, Corrado. This is our place. 285 00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,958 You know how long we been coming here? 286 00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:32,295 Sixteen years. And every one of them good. 287 00:17:33,589 --> 00:17:36,174 How's junior, Junior? 288 00:17:39,219 --> 00:17:41,762 He's catching some shuteye. 289 00:17:41,972 --> 00:17:44,765 You're such a powerhouse. 290 00:17:44,975 --> 00:17:47,768 When you kiss me down there... 291 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:50,438 ...you're like a great artist. 292 00:17:51,106 --> 00:17:53,983 You got a real instinct for it. 293 00:17:55,569 --> 00:17:57,153 Pass me the red peppers. 294 00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:11,167 You know the thrill you give? 295 00:18:13,462 --> 00:18:15,129 Keep it to yourself, okay? 296 00:18:15,339 --> 00:18:18,966 Yeah. All to myself. 297 00:18:27,309 --> 00:18:30,519 - Corrado? - Yeah? 298 00:18:30,771 --> 00:18:32,647 Why the big secret? 299 00:18:32,898 --> 00:18:34,315 About what? 300 00:18:34,483 --> 00:18:36,817 Oral sex. 301 00:18:37,069 --> 00:18:41,155 What's so terrible about pleasing a woman? 302 00:18:42,491 --> 00:18:44,325 You always have to talk about it. 303 00:18:44,534 --> 00:18:46,994 Well, I want to know why! 304 00:18:47,329 --> 00:18:48,704 It's complicated. 305 00:18:48,914 --> 00:18:51,874 Yeah. But why? 306 00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:53,876 Why? 307 00:18:54,127 --> 00:18:57,213 They think if you suck pussy, you'll suck anything. 308 00:18:57,422 --> 00:18:58,714 You're kidding. 309 00:18:58,924 --> 00:19:02,760 It's a sign of weakness. And possibly a sign that you're a finocchio. 310 00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:06,305 A fag? 311 00:19:06,974 --> 00:19:09,016 That's ridiculous. 312 00:19:10,519 --> 00:19:13,354 How would the two even translate? 313 00:19:14,982 --> 00:19:18,567 What are you gonna do? I don't make the rules. 314 00:19:21,863 --> 00:19:23,698 TONY: It's no big lifestyle choice. 315 00:19:23,865 --> 00:19:28,119 My aunts Quintima and Jemma, they got money out earning on the street. 316 00:19:28,287 --> 00:19:31,038 It's like being a banker. You help people. 317 00:19:34,501 --> 00:19:37,169 Chiara cried when she heard the coach was leaving. 318 00:19:37,379 --> 00:19:38,921 You don't want to talk. Fine. 319 00:19:39,131 --> 00:19:41,716 I gotta pick up Carmela anyway. 320 00:19:42,217 --> 00:19:45,803 Let me ask you a question: Why does your wife hate me? 321 00:19:46,013 --> 00:19:47,722 Charmaine doesn't hate you. 322 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:53,394 You lie like I play a horn. 323 00:19:53,895 --> 00:19:55,021 What? 324 00:19:57,399 --> 00:20:01,569 Look at this facchino. Wearing a cap in a nice restaurant. 325 00:20:04,531 --> 00:20:08,576 I hated that most when I had my restaurant. It's values today. 326 00:20:09,036 --> 00:20:11,495 Standards are crumbling. 327 00:20:13,749 --> 00:20:17,043 Would it kill this coach to stay until my kid graduates? 328 00:20:17,252 --> 00:20:19,712 Then let him stay four years for Chiara. 329 00:20:20,213 --> 00:20:22,715 [WOMAN GIGGLES] 330 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,260 That burns my ass. 331 00:20:28,221 --> 00:20:29,722 Where you going? 332 00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:37,104 Take your hat off. 333 00:20:37,356 --> 00:20:38,439 Excuse me? 334 00:20:38,732 --> 00:20:41,776 They don't sell hot dogs. They took the bleachers out. 335 00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,028 I'll wear it where I want. 336 00:21:01,296 --> 00:21:02,296 How you doing? 337 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:15,017 Thank you. 338 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,727 Look at him. 339 00:21:17,813 --> 00:21:19,522 Douche bag. Good for you! 340 00:21:21,566 --> 00:21:23,984 Send them a bottle of Montepulciano. 341 00:21:24,194 --> 00:21:27,822 Get the license plate of these two guys sitting behind Artie. 342 00:21:28,115 --> 00:21:30,116 They look like cops. 343 00:21:39,918 --> 00:21:42,211 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 344 00:21:47,008 --> 00:21:50,010 Well, look who's here! Hi! 345 00:21:51,972 --> 00:21:54,849 - Tony, look who's here. - Alphonse, how you doing? 346 00:21:55,350 --> 00:21:56,767 - Good. TONY: You feeling better? 347 00:21:56,977 --> 00:21:57,977 Yeah. 348 00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:03,315 Gonna miss that left foot of yours. 349 00:22:03,525 --> 00:22:05,568 No. It's okay, Mr. Soprano. 350 00:22:05,986 --> 00:22:07,486 - I'm gonna play. TONY: No shit? 351 00:22:07,696 --> 00:22:09,280 Pardon my French there. 352 00:22:09,531 --> 00:22:10,948 Are you sure, Ally? 353 00:22:11,366 --> 00:22:14,994 I had a long talk with Coach Hauser and... 354 00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:19,748 I'm gonna play. That's all. 355 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:21,834 I told her she didn't have to. 356 00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:23,836 She just said she wanted to. 357 00:22:25,630 --> 00:22:26,714 Yeah. 358 00:22:26,882 --> 00:22:29,508 - Coach pressure you? ALLY: No, Mrs. Soprano. 359 00:22:29,718 --> 00:22:31,093 He would never do that. 360 00:22:31,344 --> 00:22:34,054 Pressure her? He doesn't finish what he started. 361 00:22:34,222 --> 00:22:35,723 - Dad! - What? 362 00:22:37,559 --> 00:22:39,393 It's what we all wanted. 363 00:22:42,147 --> 00:22:44,064 Okay. Right? 364 00:22:44,232 --> 00:22:45,733 As long as everything's... 365 00:22:45,901 --> 00:22:48,402 We're trying to watch this, okay? 366 00:22:49,779 --> 00:22:51,530 Kick ass, girls, right? 367 00:22:52,199 --> 00:22:53,407 Good night. 368 00:23:15,222 --> 00:23:18,140 Listen, Roberta, what I said earlier? 369 00:23:19,809 --> 00:23:23,938 I'm serious, you discuss that with anyone, we're gonna go 10 rounds. 370 00:23:24,147 --> 00:23:26,899 We just skimmed 20,000 off the development fund... 371 00:23:27,150 --> 00:23:29,902 ...and you're worried about a little lecca fica? 372 00:23:30,111 --> 00:23:32,696 - Will you keep it down? - All right. 373 00:23:33,031 --> 00:23:37,117 I'll tell everyone you're a good kisser. I just won't say where. 374 00:23:37,619 --> 00:23:40,120 That's my reputation you're playing with. 375 00:23:40,330 --> 00:23:43,749 Honey, my lips are sealed. 376 00:23:45,001 --> 00:23:46,919 Not too sealed, right? 377 00:23:49,047 --> 00:23:52,925 Visual on Corrado Soprano and female travel companion... 378 00:23:53,134 --> 00:23:56,637 ...2200 hours, Boca Lounge. 379 00:24:11,278 --> 00:24:13,195 How's my boy today? 380 00:24:13,488 --> 00:24:14,989 Go, go, go! 381 00:24:17,993 --> 00:24:19,785 PAULIE: I'm looking for a Coach Hauser. 382 00:24:19,995 --> 00:24:22,788 That's me. Petey! Come here! 383 00:24:24,207 --> 00:24:26,875 Something from your friends at the Bada Bing. 384 00:24:27,168 --> 00:24:31,547 Brand-new, surround sound, HDTV compatible. 385 00:24:31,756 --> 00:24:34,550 - Tell them thanks, but... - This is getting heavy. 386 00:24:34,801 --> 00:24:38,220 If this is about Rhode Island, tell them I already signed. 387 00:24:38,763 --> 00:24:42,349 I don't know what it's about. But the TV stays here. Put it down. 388 00:24:44,019 --> 00:24:45,436 No! I mean it! 389 00:24:45,645 --> 00:24:48,022 Pick it up! Get it off my property! 390 00:24:48,356 --> 00:24:51,191 Look, pal, I don't think you quite understand. 391 00:24:51,443 --> 00:24:53,360 I understand, only too well. 392 00:24:53,612 --> 00:24:55,779 Tell your friends I know all about them. 393 00:24:56,239 --> 00:24:58,324 If you did, you'd do what they want. 394 00:24:59,034 --> 00:25:00,826 Is that a threat? 395 00:25:01,036 --> 00:25:03,537 How things change. Let me tell you, Guido... 396 00:25:03,747 --> 00:25:04,747 I'm Clarence. 397 00:25:04,956 --> 00:25:08,751 I have friends in law enforcement, and they'd call this extortion. 398 00:25:10,128 --> 00:25:11,170 Come on. 399 00:25:14,257 --> 00:25:18,969 You tell those assholes Don Hauser will not be intimidated! 400 00:25:19,262 --> 00:25:22,014 I will not be threatened or bribed! 401 00:25:22,265 --> 00:25:25,100 I go where I want to when I want to! 402 00:25:28,104 --> 00:25:29,563 Hey! 403 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,986 All day, every day, 85 and not one drop of rain. 404 00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:37,780 And those nights. 405 00:25:38,031 --> 00:25:41,742 Bobbi, you are so lucky with this guy. You have no idea. 406 00:25:41,993 --> 00:25:44,119 He's a sweetheart underneath it all. 407 00:25:44,371 --> 00:25:46,997 I wish I could get Lou to be like him. 408 00:25:47,290 --> 00:25:49,541 More sensitive, if you know what I mean. 409 00:25:49,751 --> 00:25:51,168 That coral looks good. 410 00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:55,964 I don't understand why I always have to ask him for oral sex. 411 00:25:56,758 --> 00:25:59,343 Not like you and your Corrado. 412 00:25:59,552 --> 00:26:03,889 Bebe, listen, I know we always used to yak about our sex lives. 413 00:26:04,099 --> 00:26:07,101 I think it would be better if we didn't anymore. 414 00:26:08,269 --> 00:26:09,561 - Okay. - I mean it. 415 00:26:09,771 --> 00:26:10,938 Sure! 416 00:26:11,147 --> 00:26:13,399 Just, you're lucky, that's all. 417 00:26:19,906 --> 00:26:21,782 So, Ma, you coming to the game? 418 00:26:21,991 --> 00:26:23,742 LIVIA: Game? What game? 419 00:26:23,952 --> 00:26:26,495 Meadow's team is going to the sectionals. 420 00:26:26,788 --> 00:26:28,288 Nobody tells me anything. 421 00:26:28,957 --> 00:26:30,958 Did everybody hear me just tell her? 422 00:26:31,793 --> 00:26:34,586 Can anybody think of anything else to talk about? 423 00:26:35,588 --> 00:26:38,465 All right. Uncle Jun, how was Boca? 424 00:26:39,175 --> 00:26:41,385 Wonderful. I don't go down enough. 425 00:26:41,678 --> 00:26:43,637 That's not what I heard. 426 00:26:45,014 --> 00:26:46,140 About what? 427 00:26:49,144 --> 00:26:51,520 I don't know what I'm talking about. 428 00:26:51,813 --> 00:26:53,939 Last time, Aunt Bobbi bought me a piranha. 429 00:26:54,149 --> 00:26:55,649 A piranha? Come on! 430 00:26:55,817 --> 00:26:58,318 That woman is not your aunt. 431 00:26:58,528 --> 00:27:01,655 Livia, I warned you. Bobbi is a sweet, sweet girl. 432 00:27:01,906 --> 00:27:03,115 [GIGGLES] 433 00:27:04,868 --> 00:27:05,909 What's the matter? 434 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:07,327 What did I say? 435 00:27:08,663 --> 00:27:11,081 This wife of yours, she's got the giggles. 436 00:27:11,916 --> 00:27:14,334 - Can I be excused? - We just sat down! 437 00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:17,671 - How can you play if you don't eat? - You need protein. 438 00:27:17,922 --> 00:27:20,883 - No, I don't, because I quit. - You quit? 439 00:27:21,176 --> 00:27:23,761 With Ally back, you can go to the states. 440 00:27:23,970 --> 00:27:26,513 She slits her wrists, and you think of a game? 441 00:27:26,723 --> 00:27:30,309 It wasn't like Cobain. It was just a little suicidal gesture. 442 00:27:31,811 --> 00:27:34,146 - Come back here! - You're not excused! 443 00:27:34,397 --> 00:27:36,732 Let her go. Go ahead, honey! 444 00:27:36,941 --> 00:27:38,609 - Ma! TONY: Why don't you butt out? 445 00:27:38,818 --> 00:27:41,737 You only act nice when you want to score points. 446 00:27:43,782 --> 00:27:47,117 I will not eat in this house. 447 00:27:47,368 --> 00:27:49,203 Junior, take me home. 448 00:27:49,954 --> 00:27:52,539 - I'm not finished. - She'll come back. 449 00:27:56,961 --> 00:28:01,256 NARRATOR: Stukas and Messerschmitts, they have command of the skies. 450 00:28:08,681 --> 00:28:10,057 I don't know. 451 00:28:10,558 --> 00:28:12,351 I'm glad Meadow quit. 452 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:16,104 That coach pushes them to the brink. It's unhealthy. 453 00:28:16,773 --> 00:28:18,774 What do we mean when we say commitment? 454 00:28:19,484 --> 00:28:21,401 He thinks he can just walk away. 455 00:28:21,694 --> 00:28:23,362 Watch it, cowboy, don't start. 456 00:28:26,491 --> 00:28:29,493 - What's with you and Uncle Jun? - Don't bother that coach. 457 00:28:29,911 --> 00:28:33,163 - Come on. Tell me about Uncle Jun. - No, stop it! 458 00:28:33,373 --> 00:28:34,748 I can't! 459 00:28:34,999 --> 00:28:37,376 - Yes, you can. - All right. Okay. 460 00:28:40,213 --> 00:28:45,133 Gabby Dante's cousin and Bobbi go to the same nail parlor. 461 00:28:47,011 --> 00:28:50,556 And your uncle... No, I shouldn't say. I shouldn't! 462 00:28:51,099 --> 00:28:53,308 - Come on. - Okay, okay, okay. 463 00:28:56,604 --> 00:28:59,523 Well, let's just say... 464 00:28:59,774 --> 00:29:04,111 ...your uncle has acquired a taste for her. 465 00:29:04,946 --> 00:29:06,280 Uncle Jun gives head? 466 00:29:06,948 --> 00:29:07,948 World-class. 467 00:29:08,324 --> 00:29:11,827 - He whistles to the wheat field? - Don't be disgusting. 468 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,497 - He's a bushman of the Kalahari! - That's why I don't tell you. 469 00:29:15,748 --> 00:29:17,541 You don't know when to stop! 470 00:29:17,792 --> 00:29:19,751 My God, if this ever gets out... 471 00:29:19,961 --> 00:29:22,963 Yeah, like you don't do it. Or any of your friends. 472 00:29:23,298 --> 00:29:25,132 Bunch of hypocrites. 473 00:29:25,508 --> 00:29:29,303 What goes on in this bedroom stays here, and you know that. 474 00:29:29,679 --> 00:29:33,974 Once a year? I can resist the urge to gossip. 475 00:29:45,528 --> 00:29:48,196 CHARMAINE: Arthur? You're home? 476 00:29:48,489 --> 00:29:50,616 The grease in that Frialator. 477 00:29:50,867 --> 00:29:53,660 I'm gonna smell like a cheap French fry forever. 478 00:29:53,995 --> 00:29:57,998 So this is why we scrimp and save to send our kids to that school? 479 00:29:58,333 --> 00:30:00,751 So our name is dragged through the mud? 480 00:30:01,210 --> 00:30:02,336 What? 481 00:30:02,503 --> 00:30:05,005 Shelly Hauser called me this afternoon. 482 00:30:05,214 --> 00:30:09,176 Your friend sent some Y.O.'s down there with a stolen TV set... 483 00:30:09,385 --> 00:30:11,219 ...to try and bribe the coach. 484 00:30:11,512 --> 00:30:13,764 From your friends at Bada Bing! 485 00:30:14,015 --> 00:30:19,019 As if a TV set is gonna get somewhere with a man like Coach Hauser. 486 00:30:19,228 --> 00:30:20,771 A TV set? 487 00:30:21,022 --> 00:30:25,359 Do you honestly believe that they're gonna stop there? 488 00:30:25,568 --> 00:30:28,195 They tried bribing this man. 489 00:30:28,738 --> 00:30:29,821 What's next? 490 00:30:30,365 --> 00:30:34,618 - Always with the extreme scenarios. - No, come on. Tell me, what's next? 491 00:30:34,827 --> 00:30:36,244 You grew up here. 492 00:30:36,537 --> 00:30:40,707 Don't pretend like you don't know what Tony Soprano is capable of. 493 00:30:40,959 --> 00:30:42,668 [DOORBELL RINGS] 494 00:30:43,169 --> 00:30:44,378 COACH: Who is it? 495 00:30:44,587 --> 00:30:45,796 CHRIS: I found your dog. 496 00:30:53,388 --> 00:30:54,805 COACH: What? 497 00:30:55,014 --> 00:30:57,224 No, you're mistaken. My dog is upstairs. 498 00:30:57,392 --> 00:31:00,227 Golden Retriever, blue nylon collar? 499 00:31:00,395 --> 00:31:01,895 SHELLEY: Honey, who is it? 500 00:31:02,146 --> 00:31:03,146 CHRIS: Evening, ma'am. 501 00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:08,026 He has our dog. 502 00:31:08,319 --> 00:31:09,611 Where is Petey? 503 00:31:09,821 --> 00:31:11,613 - He was locked in. CHRIS: Come get him. 504 00:31:11,823 --> 00:31:14,116 I wouldn't want Petey to get hit by a car. 505 00:31:24,168 --> 00:31:25,585 [PETEY BARKS] 506 00:31:31,759 --> 00:31:33,927 Petey, Petey! 507 00:31:34,178 --> 00:31:35,554 You okay? Come here. 508 00:31:35,763 --> 00:31:37,597 What, no reward? 509 00:31:38,850 --> 00:31:41,560 Just kidding. I'm an animal lover. 510 00:31:43,855 --> 00:31:44,938 You okay, boy? 511 00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:47,941 Med, cheer up about the coach... 512 00:31:48,192 --> 00:31:50,944 ...because I feel he'll reconsider the big move. 513 00:31:51,195 --> 00:31:52,571 Tony. 514 00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:54,239 Did you do something? 515 00:31:54,532 --> 00:31:55,949 What could I do? 516 00:31:56,159 --> 00:31:59,870 He's gonna stick around and finish what he started with the girls. 517 00:32:01,706 --> 00:32:02,956 That's it. 518 00:32:04,459 --> 00:32:05,792 Well, did I tell you? 519 00:32:11,966 --> 00:32:15,218 Develop some appreciation, because everyone helps you... 520 00:32:15,470 --> 00:32:17,763 ...and all you do is bitch and moan! 521 00:32:18,347 --> 00:32:22,142 This coach abandons his team, and your friends get all worked up. 522 00:32:22,351 --> 00:32:23,810 So I try to do something. 523 00:32:23,978 --> 00:32:25,937 Is that why you think we're upset? 524 00:32:26,147 --> 00:32:29,816 Because a coach who most of us can't even stand is leaving? 525 00:32:30,151 --> 00:32:33,528 You don't have to love him to be successful. 526 00:32:33,821 --> 00:32:35,489 "Catfish" Hunter hated Billy Martin. 527 00:32:35,782 --> 00:32:39,034 Bill Parcells' guys can't stand him, till they start to win. 528 00:32:39,243 --> 00:32:41,620 Coach Hauser had sex with Ally. 529 00:32:43,164 --> 00:32:44,164 What? 530 00:32:44,373 --> 00:32:48,835 That's why she cut herself. That's why I've been living at her house. 531 00:32:50,213 --> 00:32:52,589 All right, hold on a minute. 532 00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,049 Maybe... 533 00:32:56,844 --> 00:32:58,386 With Ally? 534 00:32:59,138 --> 00:33:00,597 CARMELA: Meadow, this is horrible. 535 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:04,851 This is also a serious accusation. What exactly did Ally say? 536 00:33:05,269 --> 00:33:08,105 That they had sex, more than once... 537 00:33:08,314 --> 00:33:10,482 ...that she's not a virgin anymore! 538 00:33:13,361 --> 00:33:14,528 All right. 539 00:33:15,822 --> 00:33:18,115 Ally's a very pretty girl. 540 00:33:18,366 --> 00:33:19,783 Maybe there was... 541 00:33:20,034 --> 00:33:22,702 Maybe there was confusion. Maybe she wanted to... 542 00:33:22,954 --> 00:33:25,539 - ...look like she was sophisticated. - Dad! 543 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,545 - What? - Tony, what if this had been Meadow? 544 00:33:31,963 --> 00:33:33,713 What kind of confusion? 545 00:33:33,923 --> 00:33:36,925 At her age? The coach shouldn't have been in any position... 546 00:33:37,176 --> 00:33:40,637 ...where there's even a remote possibility of confusion! 547 00:33:42,056 --> 00:33:43,765 I'm losing my mind here. 548 00:33:43,975 --> 00:33:46,101 Go downstairs so me and Meadow can talk. 549 00:33:46,352 --> 00:33:48,395 Jesus fucking Christ! 550 00:33:50,565 --> 00:33:52,149 God, now what did I do? 551 00:33:53,192 --> 00:33:56,319 I only told so he wouldn't make Coach Hauser stay. 552 00:33:56,529 --> 00:33:59,865 Meadow, this is a horrible, horrible thing. 553 00:34:00,116 --> 00:34:03,285 She's in love with him. But he won't leave his wife. 554 00:34:03,536 --> 00:34:06,079 Leave his wife? Meadow! 555 00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:11,001 - Now, he didn't touch you, right? - No. 556 00:34:11,919 --> 00:34:12,961 What about Deena? 557 00:34:13,254 --> 00:34:15,797 If she hears about her father, it'll destroy her. 558 00:34:16,090 --> 00:34:18,967 Tell Dad to let him go anywhere he wants, okay? 559 00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:20,886 Come here. 560 00:34:28,519 --> 00:34:31,021 Moldonado and his brother, they'll handle it. 561 00:34:32,106 --> 00:34:33,940 Mol owes me a solid. 562 00:34:34,901 --> 00:34:38,528 No. No hired help. This is personal. 563 00:34:39,405 --> 00:34:41,114 I'm glad to hear you say that. 564 00:34:41,324 --> 00:34:43,950 I'm gonna give him a real after-school special. 565 00:34:47,788 --> 00:34:49,831 - You out of your mind? - What? 566 00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:54,544 You kidnapped the coach's dog. But if you do one more thing... 567 00:34:54,795 --> 00:34:58,340 Shut up, Arthur. You're five time zones behind your own ass. 568 00:34:58,549 --> 00:35:01,843 No, I'm fucking serious. You hear me, Tony? 569 00:35:03,304 --> 00:35:04,304 SILVIO: You're serious? 570 00:35:04,513 --> 00:35:05,847 Want to hear serious? 571 00:35:06,098 --> 00:35:08,141 Want to know what your coach did? 572 00:35:08,309 --> 00:35:12,896 He fucked little Ally Vandermeed and who knows who else he fucked. 573 00:35:13,481 --> 00:35:15,523 What are you talking about? Fucked? 574 00:35:18,819 --> 00:35:19,861 That's crazy. 575 00:35:20,321 --> 00:35:22,697 SILVIO: That's why that kid slit her wrist. 576 00:35:22,949 --> 00:35:24,532 And my daughter should know? 577 00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:27,702 She should have to think about that filth? 578 00:35:28,162 --> 00:35:30,330 - No. - No? 579 00:35:30,539 --> 00:35:32,707 That self-righteous prick put his dick... 580 00:35:32,959 --> 00:35:35,877 ...in my little girl's soccer teammate. 581 00:35:36,128 --> 00:35:39,172 Yeah. She's in 11th grade, for chrissake! 582 00:35:39,382 --> 00:35:40,382 Oh, my God. 583 00:35:42,009 --> 00:35:45,345 Chiara. He drove her home one night when it was raining. 584 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:47,013 ARTIE: Oh, my little girl. 585 00:35:47,181 --> 00:35:50,183 - Degenerate son of a bitch. - He deserves to die! 586 00:35:51,519 --> 00:35:52,727 Betraying children? 587 00:35:52,937 --> 00:35:56,022 Believe me, he ain't gonna be doing that shit no more. 588 00:35:56,357 --> 00:35:58,400 I guarantee you that. 589 00:36:18,546 --> 00:36:21,047 JUNIOR: Nobody said to put my nephew under surveillance. 590 00:36:21,299 --> 00:36:23,925 I know, Junior. I know. 591 00:36:24,343 --> 00:36:27,178 I wanted to be safe and I'm glad I was. 592 00:36:27,471 --> 00:36:30,473 Because your nephew isn't just at that titty bar... 593 00:36:30,725 --> 00:36:32,517 ...and going to soccer games. 594 00:36:32,768 --> 00:36:33,977 Go ahead. 595 00:36:34,270 --> 00:36:37,939 Twice last week he goes toward the medical center... 596 00:36:38,190 --> 00:36:39,399 ...and they lose him. 597 00:36:39,692 --> 00:36:41,026 A girlfriend. 598 00:36:41,277 --> 00:36:42,569 No, no, no. 599 00:36:42,778 --> 00:36:45,405 He's seeing this Russian slit very open. 600 00:36:45,698 --> 00:36:47,741 Your nephew is talking to the feds. 601 00:36:47,950 --> 00:36:51,703 Where else would he be going that requires such precautions? 602 00:36:51,912 --> 00:36:54,581 What the fuck else would be the big secret? 603 00:36:54,790 --> 00:36:56,708 What am I, a swami? 604 00:36:58,336 --> 00:36:59,711 TONY: Hey! 605 00:37:00,796 --> 00:37:01,838 MIKEY: Silvio! - Mikey! 606 00:37:02,089 --> 00:37:04,924 MIKEY: How you doing? You're looking good. 607 00:37:05,259 --> 00:37:06,634 How you feel? 608 00:37:06,802 --> 00:37:08,303 [SPEAKS IN ITALIAN] 609 00:37:10,765 --> 00:37:12,474 You shanked it, Sil. 610 00:37:12,767 --> 00:37:15,143 I still got the coach on my mind. 611 00:37:16,645 --> 00:37:20,440 We got fresh air, we got sunshine. Forget about that shit. 612 00:37:20,649 --> 00:37:22,275 Thank God for golf some days. 613 00:37:22,443 --> 00:37:24,527 I'm trying to concentrate here. 614 00:37:26,489 --> 00:37:28,490 Did you get any golf in at Boca? 615 00:37:28,783 --> 00:37:30,950 Fucking manners, please! 616 00:37:35,456 --> 00:37:38,124 You play Manatee, or what's that other one? 617 00:37:38,334 --> 00:37:42,921 Will you let the man tee off? You yap worse than six barbers! 618 00:37:43,297 --> 00:37:45,965 If you'd have shut up during that Mountain Lakes game... 619 00:37:46,175 --> 00:37:48,301 ...you wouldn't have missed that fly ball. 620 00:37:48,511 --> 00:37:50,512 I was ashamed to face my friends. 621 00:37:53,307 --> 00:37:55,183 SILVIO: Good, Mikey. Better. 622 00:37:55,476 --> 00:37:56,893 MIKEY: What do you mean, better? 623 00:37:57,103 --> 00:37:59,813 SILVIO: Well, you know, it's better. 624 00:38:05,986 --> 00:38:07,654 MIKEY: Whoa, Junior! 625 00:38:07,905 --> 00:38:09,823 Whoa, Junior, what? 626 00:38:10,783 --> 00:38:13,952 - Uncle Jun's into muff. - What? 627 00:38:15,329 --> 00:38:18,248 Oh, did I say muff? I meant ruff. 628 00:38:22,336 --> 00:38:23,378 Good shot. 629 00:38:26,590 --> 00:38:29,676 What's that smell? Did you guys go to a sushi bar? 630 00:38:29,927 --> 00:38:32,387 - What's he talking about? - I don't know. 631 00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:36,182 I thought you were a baccala man. What are you doing eating sushi? 632 00:38:36,392 --> 00:38:39,060 You're fucking running off at the mouth. 633 00:38:41,313 --> 00:38:44,941 [SINGING] 634 00:38:47,486 --> 00:38:48,695 Listen, my friend. 635 00:38:48,863 --> 00:38:53,324 At least I can deal with my own problems. Unlike some I know. 636 00:38:53,534 --> 00:38:54,576 What's that mean? 637 00:38:54,785 --> 00:38:57,287 Take it however you want. Don't bullshit me. 638 00:38:57,705 --> 00:38:59,873 Guys, we here to play golf or what? 639 00:39:00,332 --> 00:39:01,541 Come on. 640 00:39:03,878 --> 00:39:07,380 [SINGS] 641 00:39:09,717 --> 00:39:10,884 CHARMAINE: Arthur... 642 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:15,388 ...everybody's just so upset. 643 00:39:15,639 --> 00:39:19,642 The mother's on sedatives. She's completely unable to deal. 644 00:39:19,852 --> 00:39:22,145 The father lives in Europe somewhere. 645 00:39:22,354 --> 00:39:25,690 The little girl, Ally, she thinks it's all her fault. 646 00:39:26,150 --> 00:39:28,735 Bastard. He won't get away with this! 647 00:39:28,986 --> 00:39:31,112 You got that right. 648 00:39:31,572 --> 00:39:32,780 What? 649 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:37,202 Hand me that bottle of Bug-B-Gon, will you? 650 00:39:37,453 --> 00:39:38,786 Arthur, what? 651 00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:44,167 Something going on, Artie? 652 00:39:46,253 --> 00:39:48,463 Your mobster friend gonna do something? 653 00:39:51,091 --> 00:39:54,385 If I had any balls, I would do it myself. 654 00:39:54,678 --> 00:39:57,972 You do have balls. That's why you're not like him. 655 00:39:58,224 --> 00:39:59,265 Fuck it. 656 00:39:59,892 --> 00:40:01,017 Fuck the world! 657 00:40:02,186 --> 00:40:04,270 This isn't making a slob take his hat off. 658 00:40:04,522 --> 00:40:08,650 This is beating a man to death or cutting his balls off, or what? 659 00:40:10,402 --> 00:40:12,445 You can't tell me he doesn't deserve it! 660 00:40:13,447 --> 00:40:14,864 Okay, but... 661 00:40:15,407 --> 00:40:17,784 Listen, think about what you're saying! 662 00:40:17,993 --> 00:40:19,702 Yeah, you tell me. 663 00:40:19,995 --> 00:40:23,498 Who's worse: Tony Soprano or that child-molesting fuck? 664 00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:27,835 I trusted him. I'd like to rip his heart out of his chest! 665 00:40:28,045 --> 00:40:31,631 Jesus Christ, I cannot believe you only think about yourself! 666 00:40:31,924 --> 00:40:33,007 Myself? 667 00:40:34,134 --> 00:40:35,718 Myself? 668 00:40:36,470 --> 00:40:38,471 I resent that, Charmaine. 669 00:40:50,526 --> 00:40:53,486 Junior, what the fuck? What's the matter? 670 00:40:55,322 --> 00:40:57,532 What? That bullshit with the sushi? 671 00:41:00,035 --> 00:41:03,830 No. I don't know what he was talking about. He babbles. 672 00:41:04,498 --> 00:41:05,999 - What? - You're another one! 673 00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:08,793 Me? He completely lacked respect. 674 00:41:09,003 --> 00:41:12,005 I'm tired of having to make excuses for him. 675 00:41:12,172 --> 00:41:15,008 - It isn't right. - Because he's a mental weakling. 676 00:41:15,175 --> 00:41:17,218 - I know. - You don't know shit! 677 00:41:22,391 --> 00:41:24,642 He's seeing a psychiatrist. 678 00:41:24,893 --> 00:41:26,144 How about that? 679 00:41:26,395 --> 00:41:30,523 My nephew is seeing a psychiatrist. It makes me want to cry. 680 00:41:30,691 --> 00:41:31,691 No shit? 681 00:41:32,026 --> 00:41:35,361 The indictment's being prepared. He's spilling his guts! 682 00:41:35,613 --> 00:41:37,238 I fucking knew it. 683 00:41:37,489 --> 00:41:40,074 No, you didn't know it. I just told you. 684 00:41:43,912 --> 00:41:46,706 God knows how much of our family business he has. 685 00:41:46,874 --> 00:41:49,876 - If the place is bugged? - That's not admissible. 686 00:41:50,085 --> 00:41:54,714 It's that doctor-patient privilege. Just like us and Melvoin. 687 00:41:54,923 --> 00:41:57,884 Melvoin's a lawyer. He's in the fucking ballpark. 688 00:41:58,052 --> 00:42:00,928 Suppose this shrink gets scared or something? 689 00:42:01,221 --> 00:42:03,806 Remember those two brothers in California? 690 00:42:04,058 --> 00:42:05,892 They whacked their parents? 691 00:42:06,101 --> 00:42:08,019 The shrink was in a witness chair. 692 00:42:09,772 --> 00:42:10,980 Shit. 693 00:42:14,318 --> 00:42:16,653 Anthony wants to play games, okay. 694 00:42:16,862 --> 00:42:18,613 I taught him games. 695 00:42:20,324 --> 00:42:22,825 I taught him how to play baseball. 696 00:42:26,872 --> 00:42:28,456 Talking about clipping him? 697 00:42:28,666 --> 00:42:30,667 Nobody would slap my wrist if I did. 698 00:42:33,379 --> 00:42:35,505 Guys in prison have done half the damage he has. 699 00:42:35,756 --> 00:42:39,509 The judicial system has improved in dealing with sexual predators. 700 00:42:39,718 --> 00:42:41,511 Oh, yeah. Let's impeach him. 701 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:44,138 If you're telling me of intent to harm him... 702 00:42:44,431 --> 00:42:47,558 ...I must warn you of my duty to alert law enforcement. 703 00:42:47,768 --> 00:42:49,143 Why do I tell you anything? 704 00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:53,940 I'm interested in why you feel punishing this man falls upon you. 705 00:42:54,149 --> 00:42:56,234 - It doesn't fall upon you. - What? 706 00:42:56,485 --> 00:42:58,528 What would you do? You'd call the cops... 707 00:42:58,737 --> 00:43:01,364 ...who'd get some judge, who'd give him counseling... 708 00:43:01,615 --> 00:43:06,077 ...to talk about his unhappy childhood, and we could have sympathy for him. 709 00:43:06,286 --> 00:43:08,287 Because he's the victim, right? 710 00:43:08,455 --> 00:43:11,165 You know what you do? You ignore the truth. 711 00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:13,584 Discredit psychology all you want. 712 00:43:13,877 --> 00:43:18,256 But I continue to ask the question. Why do you think you... 713 00:43:19,174 --> 00:43:21,759 ...always have to set things right? 714 00:43:30,060 --> 00:43:32,311 ARTIE: Hey, Paulie, is Tony in? 715 00:43:32,563 --> 00:43:33,855 PAULIE: Tony? TONY: Artie. 716 00:43:34,106 --> 00:43:35,398 I got to talk to you. 717 00:43:35,607 --> 00:43:36,733 I'm busy right now. 718 00:43:37,401 --> 00:43:38,526 I got to talk to you. 719 00:43:40,154 --> 00:43:43,322 All right. We'll finish later, all right? 720 00:43:55,502 --> 00:43:56,919 Come on in. 721 00:44:04,344 --> 00:44:08,556 It's about the thing. 722 00:44:08,849 --> 00:44:09,932 You know what? 723 00:44:11,018 --> 00:44:15,438 - Nothing's happened yet, has it? - Just got to make the call. 724 00:44:16,064 --> 00:44:18,858 - I'm savoring the moment. - Call it off. 725 00:44:19,193 --> 00:44:21,235 Don't worry about it. 726 00:44:21,487 --> 00:44:22,737 You don't go near this. 727 00:44:23,030 --> 00:44:25,698 I don't care about that. It's wrong, Tony. 728 00:44:26,366 --> 00:44:29,535 - You can't do it. - It's wrong? 729 00:44:29,745 --> 00:44:30,870 What he did isn't? 730 00:44:31,246 --> 00:44:33,372 I'm begging you. I hate the guy too. 731 00:44:35,083 --> 00:44:36,334 What do you want to do? 732 00:44:37,878 --> 00:44:40,087 Want to call the cops? Here's the phone. 733 00:44:41,590 --> 00:44:42,590 They'll arrest him. 734 00:44:43,091 --> 00:44:45,718 And he'll get out in two years and move north. 735 00:44:45,928 --> 00:44:47,053 And then? 736 00:44:47,262 --> 00:44:49,764 He'll teach girls' soccer and start all over. 737 00:44:49,973 --> 00:44:53,726 You don't think I want to rip him apart like a chicken? 738 00:44:53,977 --> 00:44:57,688 I drove by his house. I almost got out. 739 00:44:58,899 --> 00:44:59,899 But you didn't. 740 00:45:00,692 --> 00:45:02,902 Something happens to him, who does it help? 741 00:45:03,237 --> 00:45:05,905 His daughter? That girl? 742 00:45:06,156 --> 00:45:07,532 No. You, Tony. 743 00:45:07,741 --> 00:45:12,870 And Silvio and me and whoever. It's just gonna make us feel better. 744 00:45:13,247 --> 00:45:17,750 So don't even think about calling this justice. Leave it to the cops. 745 00:45:18,043 --> 00:45:20,086 Look, let me ask you a question. 746 00:45:20,337 --> 00:45:23,756 Who are you, coming in here talking to me like this?! 747 00:45:24,716 --> 00:45:27,885 Now, your boyfriend is finished. You deal with it! 748 00:45:28,095 --> 00:45:29,095 Okay? 749 00:45:29,388 --> 00:45:31,597 Tony, don't do it. 750 00:45:31,849 --> 00:45:33,266 This is me asking you. 751 00:45:33,475 --> 00:45:35,059 Why don't you get out?! 752 00:45:35,269 --> 00:45:36,644 Come on. 753 00:45:36,895 --> 00:45:38,771 Get the fuck out, go! 754 00:45:38,939 --> 00:45:40,398 Let's go! 755 00:45:40,649 --> 00:45:42,275 Come on, come on! 756 00:46:04,464 --> 00:46:07,633 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 757 00:47:01,521 --> 00:47:04,023 Corrado? 758 00:47:04,232 --> 00:47:07,860 I was worried! You usually call me when you're this late. 759 00:47:08,654 --> 00:47:13,449 I bought us some barbecued chicken, salad and lemon meringue pie. 760 00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:15,368 But I got hungry and ate. 761 00:47:15,619 --> 00:47:17,703 Did I tell you to keep your mouth shut?! 762 00:47:18,288 --> 00:47:21,248 Did I tell you to keep your goddamn mouth shut?! 763 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:22,917 Don't hit me! 764 00:47:34,721 --> 00:47:36,722 [CRIES] 765 00:47:40,644 --> 00:47:42,728 You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt! 766 00:47:44,398 --> 00:47:46,232 I don't understand! 767 00:47:46,566 --> 00:47:50,945 Get your pencils and your crap and don't be here tomorrow! 768 00:47:52,155 --> 00:47:53,990 No, Corrado. Don't leave. 769 00:47:54,324 --> 00:47:56,325 I love you! 770 00:47:57,995 --> 00:48:00,329 I am so sorry! 771 00:48:00,914 --> 00:48:02,707 No, Corrado! 772 00:48:20,517 --> 00:48:21,934 [PHONE RINGS] 773 00:48:24,104 --> 00:48:26,022 - Yeah? TONY: You there at the place? 774 00:48:26,231 --> 00:48:27,481 Is he in the house? 775 00:48:27,733 --> 00:48:30,609 Fuck it. Walk away. 776 00:48:30,819 --> 00:48:32,486 Just walk away. Don't do it. 777 00:48:32,696 --> 00:48:34,697 Fuck! 778 00:48:34,906 --> 00:48:35,948 All right. 779 00:48:36,158 --> 00:48:38,951 - Leave it alone. - Yeah. No problem. 780 00:48:39,244 --> 00:48:42,038 Son of a bitch! 781 00:48:42,289 --> 00:48:45,374 Colleagues and neighbors were shocked... 782 00:48:45,584 --> 00:48:48,377 ...to hear of charges brought against Hauser... 783 00:48:48,587 --> 00:48:51,964 ...coach of the Verbum Dei high school girls' soccer team. 784 00:48:52,257 --> 00:48:54,800 Alerted by a friend of the alleged victim... 785 00:48:54,968 --> 00:48:57,470 ...whose name cannot be revealed... 786 00:48:57,804 --> 00:49:00,306 ...police issued a warrant for his arrest. 787 00:49:02,142 --> 00:49:04,393 [TONY LAUGHS] 788 00:49:06,646 --> 00:49:08,439 [VASE SHATTERS] 789 00:49:11,610 --> 00:49:13,027 - Tony. - Carmela. 790 00:49:13,195 --> 00:49:14,445 [TONY SINGING] 791 00:49:14,654 --> 00:49:19,700 Tony, Jesus! You smell like Lord Calvert. 792 00:49:25,415 --> 00:49:26,457 Tony. 793 00:49:42,849 --> 00:49:44,683 CARMELA: What is with you tonight? 794 00:49:47,854 --> 00:49:49,688 Tony, what is this? 795 00:49:49,940 --> 00:49:51,065 [PILLS SPILLING] 796 00:49:51,316 --> 00:49:52,691 Jesus! 797 00:49:52,901 --> 00:49:54,276 Mixed with alcohol! 798 00:49:54,528 --> 00:49:57,363 Tony, that's wonderful. Happy trails. 799 00:49:57,656 --> 00:49:59,198 Here, let's get you to bed. 800 00:49:59,783 --> 00:50:01,033 Carmela. 801 00:50:01,284 --> 00:50:02,701 Carmela. 802 00:50:05,455 --> 00:50:06,872 I didn't hurt nobody. 803 00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:25,516 TONY: Call the shrink. Tell her the town's gonna give her a fucking bonus. 804 00:50:25,725 --> 00:50:27,977 [TONY LAUGHS]