1 00:01:46,116 --> 00:01:48,534 Debbie, you got magic fingers. 2 00:01:48,827 --> 00:01:51,495 I bet you give a great hand job. 3 00:01:51,704 --> 00:01:52,830 CALL GIRL: Yeah, she does. 4 00:01:53,039 --> 00:01:54,623 Hey, here's my baby. 5 00:01:54,874 --> 00:01:58,085 Debbie, you gotta put her on the A list. Really. 6 00:01:58,336 --> 00:02:00,504 She rides better than Willie Shoemaker. 7 00:02:00,755 --> 00:02:02,881 - Did she go to the whip? - He's so crazy. 8 00:02:03,091 --> 00:02:04,842 Only in the homestretch. 9 00:02:05,051 --> 00:02:06,718 [MOANING] 10 00:02:06,928 --> 00:02:09,471 Another satisfied customer. 11 00:02:10,056 --> 00:02:12,307 I think he's having a heart attack! 12 00:02:15,186 --> 00:02:16,520 [GROANS] 13 00:02:16,729 --> 00:02:18,063 TONY: Don't move. 14 00:02:18,314 --> 00:02:21,024 Go see if Dr. Mop-N-Glo is still here. 15 00:02:22,318 --> 00:02:23,944 - Dr. Mop-N-Glo? - Who? 16 00:02:24,237 --> 00:02:26,238 Don't worry, he's a real doctor. 17 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:27,489 DEBBIE: Dermatologist. 18 00:02:27,740 --> 00:02:29,116 What's the matter? 19 00:02:29,325 --> 00:02:31,743 DEBBIE: Dr. Edelstein, looks like a heart attack. 20 00:02:32,036 --> 00:02:33,912 I don't need no doctor. 21 00:02:34,122 --> 00:02:36,290 It's just my back. 22 00:02:36,499 --> 00:02:38,083 PAULIE: Nice and slow. 23 00:02:38,918 --> 00:02:40,502 [PUSSY GROANS] 24 00:02:40,753 --> 00:02:43,297 Grab the rail, grab the rail. That's right. 25 00:02:44,382 --> 00:02:46,967 Go easy, go easy now. That's it. 26 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:48,552 Nice and easy. 27 00:02:48,845 --> 00:02:50,304 Nice and easy. 28 00:02:50,555 --> 00:02:52,306 That's it, that's it. 29 00:02:52,515 --> 00:02:54,683 Come on, that's it. 30 00:02:55,935 --> 00:02:56,935 PAULIE: Hold the rail. 31 00:03:01,608 --> 00:03:03,650 Go slow, go slow. 32 00:03:11,367 --> 00:03:12,659 Eighty to you. 33 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:18,123 Fuck this. 34 00:03:18,291 --> 00:03:20,125 JIMMY: Your back still bothering you? 35 00:03:20,376 --> 00:03:21,376 [KNOCKING] 36 00:03:21,544 --> 00:03:22,836 Yeah? 37 00:03:24,130 --> 00:03:26,089 FBI! Nobody move! 38 00:03:26,299 --> 00:03:27,966 You believe this shit? 39 00:03:30,136 --> 00:03:32,930 - Come on, it's a friendly card game. - Relax, Jimmy. 40 00:03:33,139 --> 00:03:36,850 If I wanted to bust up card games, I'd have a doughnut in my mouth. 41 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,114 [KNOCKING] 42 00:03:52,951 --> 00:03:54,952 FBI AGENT: Derek, give him a hand. 43 00:04:02,168 --> 00:04:03,710 [WHISTLING] 44 00:04:03,962 --> 00:04:05,504 FBI AGENT: Hey! Hey! 45 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:07,422 FBI AGENT: Get him! DEREK: You! You! 46 00:04:13,012 --> 00:04:15,430 Oh, my goodness. Do you know what this is? 47 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,057 It's a fucking gun! 48 00:04:17,308 --> 00:04:19,434 [WHEEZES] 49 00:04:22,855 --> 00:04:25,649 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 50 00:04:29,237 --> 00:04:31,571 RAYMOND: Fucking Jimmy's still in jail. 51 00:04:31,864 --> 00:04:32,906 Don't mean shit. 52 00:04:33,074 --> 00:04:35,701 I don't like it. This is how it starts. 53 00:04:35,868 --> 00:04:37,494 I think it was a potluck raid. 54 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:39,663 Make it look like they're earning their pay. 55 00:04:39,831 --> 00:04:40,831 I agree. 56 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,833 But why would Pussy run? 57 00:04:43,042 --> 00:04:46,044 He's out of breath lifting his dick to take a leak. 58 00:04:48,214 --> 00:04:50,132 TONY: Oh, Puss! 59 00:04:50,383 --> 00:04:52,009 Your ears must be ringing. 60 00:04:52,176 --> 00:04:53,427 Come on, run! 61 00:04:54,429 --> 00:04:57,639 Ha, ha. You guys are a fucking riot. 62 00:04:58,933 --> 00:05:01,560 TONY: We were gonna draw straws to see who'd bail you out. 63 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:04,396 My wife did. I nearly strangled her on the ride home. 64 00:05:05,189 --> 00:05:08,233 My head's hurting, I got agita, and on top of that... 65 00:05:08,401 --> 00:05:10,277 ...I threw my back out again. 66 00:05:10,570 --> 00:05:12,904 Maybe it was that 10-yard dash. 67 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:15,365 We don't run. It's embarrassing. 68 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:18,035 - Those Federal pricks robbed me. - What? 69 00:05:18,328 --> 00:05:20,871 They grabbed four dimes from me. 70 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,290 You shouldn't carry that type of cash! 71 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:26,043 Never mind, I need a drink. 72 00:05:26,252 --> 00:05:27,669 [FARTS] 73 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,088 PAULIE: Oh, Madonna! Che puzzo! 74 00:05:30,256 --> 00:05:32,674 Oh, Jesus! 75 00:05:35,178 --> 00:05:37,095 [CAR ENGINE] 76 00:05:46,105 --> 00:05:48,023 This better be good. I was fishing. 77 00:05:48,274 --> 00:05:51,276 What, no "How you been? How's it doing, Vin?" 78 00:05:51,486 --> 00:05:53,528 I thought we understood each other. 79 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:57,491 I don't care about you, your family or whether you take it up the ass. 80 00:05:57,742 --> 00:06:00,577 What's so important you take me away from my boat? 81 00:06:01,704 --> 00:06:02,829 Fuckface, where you going? 82 00:06:03,081 --> 00:06:06,083 Why do you talk to me like this? I do risky shit for you. 83 00:06:06,292 --> 00:06:08,960 You're not doing charity work, remember? 84 00:06:11,714 --> 00:06:13,465 All right, I'm sorry. 85 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:17,677 Hey, Vin, how you doing? What do you got for me? 86 00:06:21,015 --> 00:06:22,391 Bompensiero. 87 00:06:22,558 --> 00:06:23,558 Pussy? 88 00:06:24,268 --> 00:06:25,310 What about him? 89 00:06:26,104 --> 00:06:27,854 He's wired for sound. 90 00:06:28,147 --> 00:06:29,147 What? 91 00:06:29,315 --> 00:06:33,652 I got it from a good source. I thought you should know. All right? 92 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:36,571 - I'm sorry. I know you like him. - Like him? 93 00:06:37,281 --> 00:06:39,157 I fucking love him. 94 00:06:39,450 --> 00:06:41,159 Now, who's your source? 95 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:45,330 He's on the force. He's on the Task Force, all right? 96 00:06:45,665 --> 00:06:48,834 Look, he's not lying to me. He was in my wedding. 97 00:06:49,085 --> 00:06:50,669 I want to see the report. 98 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,046 - I can't... - I want to see the fucking 302! 99 00:06:53,297 --> 00:06:56,174 All right, all right. I'll see what I can do. 100 00:07:02,974 --> 00:07:04,641 It doesn't make any sense. 101 00:07:04,851 --> 00:07:08,353 Yeah, it does, Tone, if you take the blinders off. 102 00:07:09,439 --> 00:07:14,067 I'm in Homicide. I was told he moved heavy H to pay for his kid's college. 103 00:07:14,318 --> 00:07:16,653 Why would I know something like that? 104 00:07:16,863 --> 00:07:19,865 Last spring, with that big heroin bust, where was he? 105 00:07:20,074 --> 00:07:23,034 He told you he was in Las Vegas. Am I right? 106 00:07:23,244 --> 00:07:26,288 I'm sorry, but that's where he was. He was in Las Vegas. 107 00:07:26,539 --> 00:07:29,416 He was in a Federal building, cutting a deal. 108 00:07:31,043 --> 00:07:34,045 Why did he walk so easy from that thing the other day? 109 00:07:34,297 --> 00:07:35,922 Known wiseguy, resisted arrest. 110 00:07:36,132 --> 00:07:39,634 Who walks away from a thing like that with low-ball bail? 111 00:07:40,636 --> 00:07:42,429 Why would he do it? 112 00:07:43,055 --> 00:07:46,933 He's facing a possible sentence of "from now on," mandatory. 113 00:07:47,435 --> 00:07:50,687 I know a lot of guys who can't do that kind of time. 114 00:07:50,897 --> 00:07:52,689 Who is this guy Pussy? 115 00:07:52,899 --> 00:07:56,026 He's a man who loves his family above all else. 116 00:07:56,235 --> 00:07:59,029 Well, guess what? That's their favorite target. 117 00:08:03,618 --> 00:08:05,911 Ma, you sure? Because I'd be glad to... 118 00:08:07,747 --> 00:08:09,122 No, I... 119 00:08:10,249 --> 00:08:11,958 Okay, that's fine. 120 00:08:13,586 --> 00:08:15,462 I just said it's fine. 121 00:08:23,471 --> 00:08:25,764 - Was that my mother? - She's not coming. 122 00:08:26,098 --> 00:08:29,017 - Like you expected different? - I hoped. 123 00:08:29,268 --> 00:08:32,354 Every year we have open house, and she pulls the same shit. 124 00:08:32,605 --> 00:08:34,564 It's negative attention-getting. 125 00:08:34,774 --> 00:08:36,441 Maybe I should call her back. 126 00:08:36,776 --> 00:08:39,277 That's what she wants you to do. Come here. 127 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,113 You're being too nice. 128 00:08:42,365 --> 00:08:44,491 Forget about her, she'll be fine. 129 00:08:45,451 --> 00:08:48,370 Can you get the guys to help you move the piano? 130 00:08:48,621 --> 00:08:51,706 They're coming to get it, because some people don't play. 131 00:08:51,874 --> 00:08:55,126 - I will. - When? It's been gathering dust. 132 00:08:55,378 --> 00:08:57,504 Oh, Puss! Come here! 133 00:08:59,382 --> 00:09:00,966 Excuse me. 134 00:09:05,304 --> 00:09:06,304 What do you need? 135 00:09:06,472 --> 00:09:09,474 We gotta move this. I want to slide it out of the way. 136 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:17,148 I can't. 137 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,150 The fucking thing's on wheels. 138 00:09:19,402 --> 00:09:23,154 My back. I'm thinking about going home, sitting in the tub. 139 00:09:25,157 --> 00:09:26,157 You all right? 140 00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:30,036 Yeah, it's just my back. They got me on these elephant pills. 141 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:37,127 All right, go easy on them. 142 00:09:37,503 --> 00:09:40,005 Go ahead, sit down. Take it easy. 143 00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:51,433 Keep your eye on Pussy. Something's wrong. He's not himself. 144 00:09:51,684 --> 00:09:53,226 You're telling me? 145 00:09:53,853 --> 00:09:56,104 He hasn't done his rounds in a week. 146 00:09:56,355 --> 00:09:58,690 He's starting to look like an easy mark. 147 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:03,361 I told him, "Someone owes you money, even if you gotta crawl, you get it." 148 00:10:03,696 --> 00:10:07,949 I even told him to give me his list, and I'll collect the fucking thing. 149 00:10:08,159 --> 00:10:11,453 - What'd he say? - He just nodded like a fucking retard. 150 00:10:11,662 --> 00:10:13,038 It's those fucking Percs. 151 00:10:13,289 --> 00:10:15,540 He's throwing them in his mouth like M&M's. 152 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:18,376 There isn't even anything wrong with his back. 153 00:10:19,879 --> 00:10:20,879 What do you mean? 154 00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:25,300 Remember when that guy hit me with a pool cue and I fucked my neck up? 155 00:10:25,509 --> 00:10:27,177 TONY: Down at the Shore. - Right. 156 00:10:27,386 --> 00:10:31,848 I went to this doctor. He works on the Jets when they get hurt. 157 00:10:32,058 --> 00:10:33,224 That so? 158 00:10:33,476 --> 00:10:36,770 He's fucking like the Jonas Salk of backs. Anyway... 159 00:10:37,063 --> 00:10:40,357 ...I send Pussy to this doctor. The guy gives him the works: 160 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:44,152 MRIs, CAT scans, DOG scans, you name it. 161 00:10:44,362 --> 00:10:47,072 He says there's not a thing wrong with his back. 162 00:10:50,076 --> 00:10:52,619 Then again, he says, when it comes to backs... 163 00:10:52,870 --> 00:10:55,372 ...nobody knows anything, really. 164 00:10:55,873 --> 00:10:58,625 You know, I was on a good run, and then, boom! 165 00:11:00,252 --> 00:11:02,462 It's like I'm walking down the street... 166 00:11:03,297 --> 00:11:07,300 ...and I'm looking up because I feel like a safe's gonna land on my head. 167 00:11:07,551 --> 00:11:09,511 A feeling of pending doom? 168 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,554 Let me ask you a question. 169 00:11:12,264 --> 00:11:16,309 This mental stuff can cause physical problems, right? 170 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:18,687 Are you having any physical problems? 171 00:11:18,938 --> 00:11:20,480 No, no, I'm fine. 172 00:11:21,357 --> 00:11:23,233 But I got a friend... 173 00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:27,987 ...a dear, dear friend, and I'm concerned about him. 174 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,781 What's wrong with him? 175 00:11:29,949 --> 00:11:31,324 It's his back. 176 00:11:31,826 --> 00:11:35,286 See, he's complaining about his back... 177 00:11:35,538 --> 00:11:37,914 ...but the doctor thinks it's all in his head. 178 00:11:38,124 --> 00:11:40,250 That's very possible. 179 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:42,711 What do you think? 180 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,463 I think we should just keep this about you. 181 00:11:45,715 --> 00:11:47,090 This is about me. 182 00:11:48,259 --> 00:11:52,262 Every time I offer my opinion about any of your friends... 183 00:11:52,471 --> 00:11:55,932 ...it seems to interfere with our therapy. 184 00:11:56,684 --> 00:11:59,853 You start cursing and screaming. 185 00:12:01,313 --> 00:12:04,733 What kind of mental stuff would cause a backache? 186 00:12:04,984 --> 00:12:06,860 For conversation's sake? 187 00:12:07,111 --> 00:12:08,653 Absolutely. 188 00:12:11,323 --> 00:12:13,908 With some people, the pain is... 189 00:12:14,118 --> 00:12:18,538 ...caused by more responsibility than they can handle. 190 00:12:19,457 --> 00:12:21,416 Well, that makes sense. I mean... 191 00:12:21,959 --> 00:12:26,045 ...he's got a lot of bills, a lot of problems with his kid's school fund. 192 00:12:26,672 --> 00:12:28,298 Secrets. 193 00:12:30,968 --> 00:12:32,051 What do you mean? 194 00:12:32,303 --> 00:12:35,764 Psychologically, a secret is a heavy load. 195 00:12:35,973 --> 00:12:40,143 It leads to feelings of guilt, which further burden the mind. 196 00:12:52,364 --> 00:12:55,116 DEBBIE: If you want my opinion, this can't be true. 197 00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:56,868 VIN: Thanks, Debbie. 198 00:13:02,416 --> 00:13:05,919 You know, I told you that I would do what I could... 199 00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:10,715 ...but this is DEA, Feds, Task Force. 200 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:13,468 This is not as easy as you think. 201 00:13:13,636 --> 00:13:15,553 Getting my hands on the 302. 202 00:13:15,888 --> 00:13:17,472 Now, you listen to me. 203 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:21,100 This is the most serious decision I've ever had to make. 204 00:13:21,393 --> 00:13:23,102 And I need proof. 205 00:13:23,729 --> 00:13:27,065 I won't hurt a man that I love because of some cop gossip... 206 00:13:27,316 --> 00:13:30,235 ...from a degenerate fucking gambler with a badge. 207 00:13:30,861 --> 00:13:34,364 You know, you got an amazing ability to sum up... 208 00:13:34,573 --> 00:13:37,450 ...a man's whole life in a single sentence. 209 00:13:37,701 --> 00:13:41,079 Degenerate gambler with a badge, huh? 210 00:13:41,664 --> 00:13:44,749 You're a pisser. You're a real pisser. 211 00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:48,753 I'm under pressure. I don't have time to suck your dick! 212 00:13:49,755 --> 00:13:50,964 Apology accepted. 213 00:13:51,173 --> 00:13:52,841 - Fuck you! - Fuck me? 214 00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:54,050 Yeah, fuck you! 215 00:13:56,846 --> 00:13:58,847 You know, when I was a kid... 216 00:13:59,473 --> 00:14:03,226 When I was a kid and my old man would be in one of his ways... 217 00:14:03,477 --> 00:14:05,937 ...with the screaming back and forth... 218 00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:09,023 ...it'd end with her throwing the closest thing to her. 219 00:14:09,692 --> 00:14:11,734 He'd smack her around! 220 00:14:14,113 --> 00:14:15,905 I don't know why... 221 00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:20,285 ...but I would run into my room, and I would hide under my bed. 222 00:14:21,453 --> 00:14:25,915 There was something peaceful, and something safe under that bed. 223 00:14:27,585 --> 00:14:30,295 And that's where I would wake up the next day. 224 00:14:32,464 --> 00:14:34,007 Everything back to normal. 225 00:14:35,634 --> 00:14:36,759 How about you? 226 00:14:38,679 --> 00:14:40,972 Do you ever feel like hiding under a bed? 227 00:14:43,642 --> 00:14:45,560 Yeah. Right now. 228 00:14:47,521 --> 00:14:49,647 [CHUCKLING] 229 00:14:50,816 --> 00:14:52,567 You're a prick to the end, right? 230 00:14:59,408 --> 00:15:01,242 You really like this place, huh? 231 00:15:02,161 --> 00:15:03,828 It's my getaway. 232 00:15:04,038 --> 00:15:06,956 This is where Debbie's taken care of me for years. 233 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,833 I'll bet she has. 234 00:15:09,001 --> 00:15:11,210 I'm serious, she has. 235 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:14,881 There were times when I had a great weekend with the football... 236 00:15:15,174 --> 00:15:18,551 ...and I'd come here with a pocketful of money, shitfaced... 237 00:15:18,761 --> 00:15:22,555 ...and every fucking penny would be there when I got up in the morning. 238 00:15:23,265 --> 00:15:25,350 She is an honest lady. 239 00:15:25,559 --> 00:15:27,685 She'd do anything for you, anything. 240 00:15:27,978 --> 00:15:31,356 You come in here, you flash your badge, you get free pussy. 241 00:15:31,857 --> 00:15:35,526 Fuck pussy. I wouldn't fuck one of these broads with your dick. 242 00:15:35,986 --> 00:15:39,822 They have absolutely no class, and they're always on the hustle. 243 00:15:40,199 --> 00:15:42,533 That's what they're supposed to do, no? 244 00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:51,042 [KNOCKING] 245 00:15:56,215 --> 00:15:59,050 CARMELA: "Oh, hello, Carmela. How nice to see you." 246 00:16:00,552 --> 00:16:01,886 How are you feeling? 247 00:16:02,096 --> 00:16:04,681 Oh, what can I say? What's that? 248 00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:07,892 It's a ricotta pie. I saved it from the open house. 249 00:16:08,185 --> 00:16:09,686 Are you wearing makeup? 250 00:16:09,895 --> 00:16:11,980 I can't eat that. It's got cholesterol! 251 00:16:12,231 --> 00:16:14,857 I made it with the low-fat cheese. 252 00:16:15,859 --> 00:16:17,235 Yuck. 253 00:16:18,654 --> 00:16:20,905 Well, maybe your friends will eat it. 254 00:16:21,615 --> 00:16:23,408 What friends? 255 00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:26,744 Fine, you can eat it when Junior visits. 256 00:16:30,082 --> 00:16:32,375 You know, your son loves you very much. 257 00:16:32,584 --> 00:16:34,919 He worries all the time. 258 00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:38,089 He felt bad that you didn't come to the open house. 259 00:16:38,382 --> 00:16:40,925 I don't care if you think it's disrespectful... 260 00:16:41,093 --> 00:16:44,387 ...but I want you to cut the drama. It's killing Tony. 261 00:16:44,596 --> 00:16:45,930 What are you talking about? 262 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:49,642 I'm talking about this "Poor mother, nobody loves me" crap. 263 00:16:49,852 --> 00:16:51,728 It is textbook manipulation... 264 00:16:51,937 --> 00:16:54,689 ...and I hate seeing Tony so upset over it. 265 00:16:54,898 --> 00:16:57,233 I know how to talk to people. 266 00:16:57,443 --> 00:17:00,278 Well, I am a mother too, don't forget. 267 00:17:01,447 --> 00:17:04,157 You know your power, and you use it like a pro. 268 00:17:04,533 --> 00:17:08,619 Power, what power? I don't have power. I'm a shut-in! 269 00:17:08,871 --> 00:17:10,371 You are bigger than life! 270 00:17:10,581 --> 00:17:11,956 You are his mother! 271 00:17:12,249 --> 00:17:14,917 I think that you know what you're doing. 272 00:17:15,127 --> 00:17:17,712 Who, me? What did I do? 273 00:17:18,922 --> 00:17:21,090 Look, I didn't come by to argue. 274 00:17:21,425 --> 00:17:24,719 I came by to check on you and to bring you the ricotta. 275 00:17:24,928 --> 00:17:28,765 If you don't want it, give it to Junior. I know he stops by a lot. 276 00:17:29,308 --> 00:17:31,434 LIVIA: He's my husband's brother. 277 00:17:31,977 --> 00:17:34,687 He can't check up on me once in a while? 278 00:17:34,938 --> 00:17:36,898 That's none of anybody's business. 279 00:17:37,107 --> 00:17:38,441 I am not saying that. 280 00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:41,444 I'm saying if you don't want it, give it to Junior. 281 00:17:41,653 --> 00:17:43,821 I know what you're hinting at. 282 00:17:43,989 --> 00:17:47,075 Ma, there is nothing wrong with companionship! 283 00:17:47,576 --> 00:17:49,869 [SNIFFS] 284 00:17:51,038 --> 00:17:52,497 What is wrong? 285 00:17:52,748 --> 00:17:54,957 [WHIMPERS] 286 00:17:58,754 --> 00:18:01,923 Wait until you're abandoned. 287 00:18:05,844 --> 00:18:07,762 Abandoned? Please! 288 00:18:11,475 --> 00:18:13,768 When Johnny was alive... 289 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,230 ...nobody treated me like this. 290 00:18:17,523 --> 00:18:20,316 What are you talking about? Who is treating you bad? 291 00:18:20,526 --> 00:18:22,944 Tony would rather die than see you hurt. 292 00:18:23,529 --> 00:18:25,863 Johnny was a saint. 293 00:18:26,073 --> 00:18:27,156 Yes, we heard. 294 00:18:27,324 --> 00:18:30,701 Funny, I don't remember you telling him that when he was alive. 295 00:18:30,911 --> 00:18:33,871 Junior couldn't carry Johnny's socks. 296 00:18:34,498 --> 00:18:37,125 Do you think I'd blacken my Johnny's memory... 297 00:18:37,376 --> 00:18:40,545 ...by getting mixed up with his brother? 298 00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:44,298 I didn't say that. 299 00:18:44,508 --> 00:18:47,718 We're only happy you and Junior get along so well. 300 00:18:47,928 --> 00:18:49,387 At least with Junior... 301 00:18:52,891 --> 00:18:55,560 ...I've got some purpose in life. 302 00:18:56,270 --> 00:19:01,149 Somebody listens to me, and doesn't treat me like an old shoe! 303 00:19:07,364 --> 00:19:08,698 Jesus! 304 00:19:12,244 --> 00:19:15,621 Don't worry about the dish. I'll come back tomorrow and get it. 305 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:20,501 [KNOCKING] 306 00:19:22,671 --> 00:19:24,505 Hey, college boy! 307 00:19:29,553 --> 00:19:31,637 KEVIN: Yo, Dad! It's Uncle Tony. 308 00:19:36,268 --> 00:19:38,477 There he is, the beached whale! 309 00:19:39,062 --> 00:19:41,480 PUSSY: Hey, Tony, what are you doing here? 310 00:19:41,773 --> 00:19:44,483 I figured you'd be having a cannoli withdrawal by now. 311 00:19:44,818 --> 00:19:45,818 Spinellis? 312 00:19:45,986 --> 00:19:48,446 No, Stop 'N' Shop. What do you think? 313 00:19:48,614 --> 00:19:52,074 Hey, you're the best. Hey, Kev, put those on a dish. 314 00:19:52,618 --> 00:19:54,452 Wait till after supper. 315 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,914 Your dad tells me you're taking astronomy in college. 316 00:19:58,123 --> 00:19:59,290 No, business. 317 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:02,585 How come he keeps saying you're taking up space in school? 318 00:20:03,378 --> 00:20:07,131 Madonna! Don't make me laugh. It kills my back. 319 00:20:07,424 --> 00:20:09,217 He's a good-looking kid. 320 00:20:09,426 --> 00:20:10,426 Sure he's yours? 321 00:20:10,636 --> 00:20:13,804 You're lucky my wife's not home. She'd toss you out for that. 322 00:20:14,056 --> 00:20:15,264 I know. 323 00:20:15,641 --> 00:20:17,141 That's a good boy. 324 00:20:17,559 --> 00:20:20,144 I pray to God I keep that tuition coming in. 325 00:20:20,437 --> 00:20:21,979 He can go to city college. 326 00:20:22,231 --> 00:20:26,484 He's staying where he is. He isn't getting fucked because his old man is! 327 00:20:29,655 --> 00:20:33,449 You ought to relax. You ought to take it easy a little. 328 00:20:33,659 --> 00:20:36,494 Take it easy. How the fuck can I take it easy? 329 00:20:36,745 --> 00:20:38,454 Things are happening, Tony. 330 00:20:38,997 --> 00:20:40,248 What kind of things? 331 00:20:40,499 --> 00:20:41,749 Things! 332 00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:46,754 This back has taken me out of the game. I'm behind. 333 00:20:46,964 --> 00:20:50,466 And I think I'm getting hooked on these fucking painkillers! 334 00:20:50,676 --> 00:20:53,719 I don't know, I feel like someone put the malocchio on me. 335 00:20:56,515 --> 00:20:57,640 Puss... 336 00:20:58,475 --> 00:21:00,101 ...you got options. 337 00:21:01,103 --> 00:21:02,937 Don't let anyone make you feel... 338 00:21:03,146 --> 00:21:06,107 ...like you don't have options because you got friends. 339 00:21:06,525 --> 00:21:07,775 Look at me. 340 00:21:08,151 --> 00:21:10,236 Friends that would die for you. 341 00:21:10,445 --> 00:21:12,071 You understand me? 342 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:13,948 Friends. 343 00:21:15,242 --> 00:21:16,492 Yeah, I know. 344 00:21:21,039 --> 00:21:23,416 You got anything you want to say to me? 345 00:21:25,252 --> 00:21:26,502 Like what? 346 00:21:30,465 --> 00:21:33,426 Like, "You want some coffee? You want something to eat?" 347 00:21:33,635 --> 00:21:35,636 - You want coffee? - Yeah. 348 00:21:36,513 --> 00:21:39,473 You think I'd let you eat those cannolis by yourself? 349 00:21:39,683 --> 00:21:41,058 You beached whale. 350 00:21:41,351 --> 00:21:42,476 - Here. - What? 351 00:21:42,728 --> 00:21:44,895 Help me. Who'll make the coffee, you? 352 00:21:45,063 --> 00:21:47,898 One, two, three. 353 00:21:49,818 --> 00:21:51,152 You look good. 354 00:22:01,747 --> 00:22:03,164 [DOOR OPENS] 355 00:22:14,301 --> 00:22:15,760 What's up, T? 356 00:22:16,678 --> 00:22:17,720 Sit. 357 00:22:20,265 --> 00:22:21,557 Fucking traffic! 358 00:22:21,850 --> 00:22:24,060 I would have been here 20 minutes ago. 359 00:22:25,937 --> 00:22:27,021 Want a drink? 360 00:22:27,272 --> 00:22:28,439 Nah. 361 00:22:30,942 --> 00:22:31,942 You okay? 362 00:22:35,947 --> 00:22:37,156 He's wearing a wire. 363 00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:38,824 Who? 364 00:22:39,117 --> 00:22:40,284 Pussy. 365 00:22:40,452 --> 00:22:43,871 Oh, get the fuck out of here. Our Pussy? 366 00:22:44,373 --> 00:22:45,956 Don't know how long. 367 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,584 Are you sure about this, Tony? 368 00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,379 Ninety percent. 369 00:22:53,256 --> 00:22:55,341 Not enough to do what needs to be done. 370 00:22:55,634 --> 00:22:57,885 Jesus! I'm fucking dreaming here. 371 00:22:58,095 --> 00:22:59,970 Well, get used to it. 372 00:23:00,472 --> 00:23:03,099 I've been walking into walls all week. 373 00:23:10,107 --> 00:23:11,107 I'll do it. 374 00:23:16,363 --> 00:23:18,322 My responsibility. 375 00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:21,784 PAULIE: You waited a long time for the stripes. 376 00:23:22,035 --> 00:23:23,953 This is one of the perks. 377 00:23:25,497 --> 00:23:26,831 I'll do it. 378 00:23:34,923 --> 00:23:38,092 We need to be 110 percent sure. 379 00:23:38,927 --> 00:23:40,761 I want you to see it. 380 00:23:41,304 --> 00:23:44,306 I want you to see that fucking wire strapped on his body. 381 00:23:44,516 --> 00:23:46,225 I want you to see it. 382 00:23:46,518 --> 00:23:47,893 You hear me? 383 00:23:48,103 --> 00:23:49,728 I want you to see it. 384 00:23:51,189 --> 00:23:53,315 Otherwise, all bets are off. 385 00:23:54,568 --> 00:23:55,860 You understand? 386 00:24:00,449 --> 00:24:03,284 This is our friend we're talking about here. 387 00:24:03,535 --> 00:24:05,035 You say it. 388 00:24:06,329 --> 00:24:07,538 You understand? 389 00:24:08,623 --> 00:24:10,207 I understand. 390 00:24:32,314 --> 00:24:33,314 [KNOCKING] 391 00:24:33,482 --> 00:24:34,565 Come in. 392 00:24:37,068 --> 00:24:38,444 Mr. Soprano. 393 00:24:39,237 --> 00:24:42,490 - Are you busy? - No, no, no. Come in, please. 394 00:24:45,368 --> 00:24:50,039 I was in the neighborhood, figured I'd stop by and see my mother. 395 00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:53,125 Brought her some Mario Lanza. 396 00:24:53,668 --> 00:24:56,504 She loves the old guys. 397 00:24:59,883 --> 00:25:04,178 I'm a little worried about her. You know, she's always been depressed. 398 00:25:04,471 --> 00:25:07,890 Sometimes these half-assed tenors can really do the trick. 399 00:25:13,855 --> 00:25:16,440 You know where she is? She's not in her room. 400 00:25:16,733 --> 00:25:19,485 I wanted to tell her her house went into escrow. 401 00:25:19,736 --> 00:25:22,488 She's with the other girls getting aqua therapy. 402 00:25:22,781 --> 00:25:23,948 My mother? 403 00:25:24,115 --> 00:25:27,660 The physical therapist told her if she didn't get exercise... 404 00:25:27,953 --> 00:25:30,120 ...her back was gonna arch like an old lady. 405 00:25:30,288 --> 00:25:32,039 I didn't know she had a bathing suit. 406 00:25:32,290 --> 00:25:34,291 She's more connected to the world. 407 00:25:34,459 --> 00:25:36,293 Which one, this one or Neptune? 408 00:25:37,087 --> 00:25:39,129 No, really. 409 00:25:40,298 --> 00:25:43,801 I think your uncle's visits have a lot to do with it. 410 00:25:44,094 --> 00:25:45,678 Oh, she looks forward to them. 411 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:46,845 [PHONE RINGS] 412 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:48,806 Could you excuse me one moment? 413 00:25:49,307 --> 00:25:52,142 Yeah, sure. You know, just... 414 00:25:52,769 --> 00:25:56,564 Tell her her house sold and they accepted the counteroffer. 415 00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:59,316 Okay. Yeah, I'll be right there. 416 00:26:00,151 --> 00:26:02,570 PUSSY: I'm leaving, guys. SILVIO: See you later, Pussy. 417 00:26:02,821 --> 00:26:06,490 SILVIO: I'll tell you if a horse runs. PUSSY: Don't do me any favors. 418 00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:32,558 [HORN HONKS] 419 00:26:38,189 --> 00:26:39,189 Follow me. 420 00:26:40,191 --> 00:26:41,191 Where? 421 00:26:41,860 --> 00:26:43,068 It's a surprise. 422 00:26:45,572 --> 00:26:48,490 Come on, you hard-on, before we get a ticket. 423 00:27:00,045 --> 00:27:02,880 Paulie, I've been here before. What the fuck you want? 424 00:27:03,173 --> 00:27:05,382 Look around, I'll give you three guesses. 425 00:27:05,634 --> 00:27:07,468 Come on, down here. 426 00:27:11,723 --> 00:27:13,557 We'll grab a rubdown after. 427 00:27:14,392 --> 00:27:15,476 Here. 428 00:27:17,395 --> 00:27:18,520 I don't know. 429 00:27:18,772 --> 00:27:21,231 Come on, get undressed. It's on me. 430 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:24,360 Why do you think those Russians live so long? 431 00:27:24,611 --> 00:27:27,029 They take a schvitz every day. 432 00:27:27,322 --> 00:27:28,489 I can't. 433 00:27:28,698 --> 00:27:31,867 Don't be like that. It's a gift. Take your clothes off. 434 00:27:32,118 --> 00:27:34,161 What? Want me to turn around? 435 00:27:34,371 --> 00:27:38,582 The doctor said heat's no good for me. That's why I sit in the shade. 436 00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:41,877 What are you talking about? Heat is good for your back! 437 00:27:42,128 --> 00:27:43,921 Take your clothes off! 438 00:27:44,422 --> 00:27:47,591 Look, Paulie, I appreciate it. Maybe another time, huh? 439 00:27:48,593 --> 00:27:50,386 Take your clothes off. 440 00:27:51,846 --> 00:27:54,515 You're fucking crazy. I'm going home. 441 00:27:57,018 --> 00:27:59,770 Why don't you want to take your clothes off? 442 00:28:00,355 --> 00:28:04,274 I got high blood pressure! I go in there, I could check out! 443 00:28:04,484 --> 00:28:07,903 My doctor mentioned steam and sauna specifically as no-noes. 444 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:10,614 He said stay the fuck away from heat! 445 00:28:12,117 --> 00:28:15,619 Thanks for the thought. But get out of my fucking face. 446 00:28:37,475 --> 00:28:38,517 What'd you find out? 447 00:28:38,810 --> 00:28:42,271 It's good. It's fucking very good! 448 00:28:43,022 --> 00:28:44,523 Spit it out. 449 00:28:45,525 --> 00:28:47,025 He's into Pussy, big. 450 00:28:47,318 --> 00:28:49,528 And I mean with a capital B. 451 00:28:49,821 --> 00:28:53,699 This fucking Makazian, he's a lying motherfucker! 452 00:28:53,908 --> 00:28:58,537 He's into Pussy for 30 large. Twenty grand, just on football! 453 00:28:58,788 --> 00:29:00,539 And the rest is shy. 454 00:29:00,832 --> 00:29:04,126 Pussy must be burying his prick in vig alone. 455 00:29:12,010 --> 00:29:13,886 Doesn't mean he's a liar. 456 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:18,515 Just means he's got a reason to see Pussy dead. It buys him time. 457 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:24,188 Could this prick have the balls to try something like this? 458 00:29:24,439 --> 00:29:27,024 Hey, we're talking about 30 grand here! 459 00:29:27,317 --> 00:29:30,861 I don't even want to think about what we'd do to remove that debt. 460 00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:33,030 I wouldn't bet football. 461 00:29:37,118 --> 00:29:39,119 I gotta think about this. 462 00:29:40,663 --> 00:29:42,456 Look, T... 463 00:29:43,041 --> 00:29:44,958 ...if my vote counts for anything... 464 00:29:45,210 --> 00:29:48,879 ...I cannot believe that Pussy would fear the can enough... 465 00:29:49,130 --> 00:29:51,048 ...to hurt his friends. 466 00:29:52,842 --> 00:29:54,968 That's what they said about Gravano. 467 00:29:59,057 --> 00:30:01,058 All right, go back in. I gotta think. 468 00:30:12,529 --> 00:30:14,238 [DOOR OPENS] 469 00:30:14,489 --> 00:30:15,572 Deb? 470 00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:19,743 Debbie? 471 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,880 - Take it easy with her. - I'd think a whore would like pain. 472 00:30:32,090 --> 00:30:33,757 - Take it easy! - Vinnie, stop it! 473 00:30:34,050 --> 00:30:36,468 Come on, let's get this show on the road! 474 00:30:36,719 --> 00:30:39,471 Look at this. A doctor, a madam, a wiseguy and a cop. 475 00:30:39,681 --> 00:30:42,432 That's what I call a vice superfecta. 476 00:30:48,064 --> 00:30:50,440 MALE ANCHOR OVER TV: The four were arrested last night. 477 00:30:50,608 --> 00:30:54,236 A spokesman says that the officer in question will be placed on leave... 478 00:30:54,487 --> 00:30:57,364 ...pending the outcome of the hearing this morning. 479 00:30:57,615 --> 00:30:59,575 Hate to be there when he got home. 480 00:30:59,826 --> 00:31:01,326 I don't know which is worse: 481 00:31:01,578 --> 00:31:05,163 To be caught in a bordello or to be caught with the wiseguy. 482 00:31:06,875 --> 00:31:07,916 Asshole! 483 00:31:08,293 --> 00:31:11,044 - What's a bordello? - A fancy name for a whorehouse. 484 00:31:11,254 --> 00:31:12,671 Don't start, okay? 485 00:31:12,881 --> 00:31:13,922 It is! 486 00:31:14,090 --> 00:31:15,966 I just don't like that talk. 487 00:31:16,217 --> 00:31:20,262 Most civilized countries have legalized prostitution. 488 00:31:20,513 --> 00:31:21,805 You got somewhere to be? 489 00:31:22,015 --> 00:31:24,016 It's a joke, look at the president. 490 00:31:24,309 --> 00:31:25,642 He deserved what he got. 491 00:31:25,852 --> 00:31:28,812 He got Monica Kazinski and the broad with the long nose. 492 00:31:29,063 --> 00:31:31,148 Sex shouldn't be a punishable offense. 493 00:31:31,441 --> 00:31:34,526 I don't think sex should be a punishable offense either. 494 00:31:34,819 --> 00:31:38,822 But talking about sex at the breakfast table is a punishable offense. 495 00:31:39,073 --> 00:31:40,699 No more sex talk, okay? 496 00:31:40,992 --> 00:31:44,661 It's the '90s, parents are supposed to discuss sex with their children. 497 00:31:44,871 --> 00:31:46,830 But that's where you're wrong. 498 00:31:46,998 --> 00:31:50,834 You see, out there, it's the 1990s, but in this house... 499 00:31:51,127 --> 00:31:52,836 ...it's 1954. 500 00:31:53,463 --> 00:31:56,006 1990s, 1954. 501 00:31:56,257 --> 00:31:59,718 So now and forever, I don't want to hear any more sex talk. 502 00:32:04,766 --> 00:32:06,224 What's with him? 503 00:32:12,357 --> 00:32:15,359 [HONKING] 504 00:32:17,987 --> 00:32:19,196 COP: Keep moving, please. 505 00:32:20,198 --> 00:32:21,615 Come on! 506 00:32:39,217 --> 00:32:41,051 Come on, goddamn it! 507 00:32:41,219 --> 00:32:43,053 Come on, let's go, let's go! 508 00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:45,180 Let's go! 509 00:32:45,390 --> 00:32:47,182 [HONKS] 510 00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:55,232 Go ahead, detective. 511 00:32:55,525 --> 00:32:58,944 Excuse me, move it out, please. Got a police officer here. 512 00:32:59,237 --> 00:33:02,864 Move it out! Let's go! Pull up! 513 00:33:05,159 --> 00:33:07,661 Police vehicle! Coming through! 514 00:33:54,083 --> 00:33:57,044 Are you sure? Who told you this? 515 00:33:59,172 --> 00:34:00,338 What? 516 00:34:06,012 --> 00:34:08,055 Yeah, yeah, I'm still here. 517 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:12,642 All right, thanks. I'll talk to you later. 518 00:34:16,439 --> 00:34:17,856 You gonna tell me? 519 00:34:18,483 --> 00:34:21,651 The fucking jerk did a header off the Route 1 bridge. 520 00:34:22,028 --> 00:34:24,112 - Who? - Makazian. 521 00:34:25,156 --> 00:34:26,448 Fuck! 522 00:34:27,825 --> 00:34:31,661 There goes our only shot to find out for sure the truth about Pussy. 523 00:34:34,832 --> 00:34:39,503 Well, if it matters, he always said how much he respected you. 524 00:34:39,837 --> 00:34:41,213 It matters. 525 00:34:44,967 --> 00:34:49,346 He helped me out of a lot of jams. Not just with the law. 526 00:34:51,224 --> 00:34:52,682 What was he thinking? 527 00:34:52,850 --> 00:34:56,353 He could've kept his job. He might have been suspended, that's all. 528 00:34:56,562 --> 00:34:58,105 It's not like he was dealing. 529 00:34:58,648 --> 00:35:00,232 That's not why he did it. 530 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:04,236 Don't get me wrong, it was the straw... 531 00:35:04,487 --> 00:35:06,738 ...but he was not happy... 532 00:35:07,031 --> 00:35:09,950 ...with himself, how he turned out. 533 00:35:10,618 --> 00:35:12,702 What did he come here for, therapy? 534 00:35:13,913 --> 00:35:15,080 You could say that. 535 00:35:15,331 --> 00:35:17,457 Instead of a couch, you use a bed? 536 00:35:17,708 --> 00:35:19,042 It's not a bad deal. 537 00:35:19,252 --> 00:35:21,753 Who wouldn't want to sleep with their shrink? 538 00:35:25,633 --> 00:35:26,716 What's that mean? 539 00:35:28,678 --> 00:35:32,055 You'd be amazed how easy it is to open up when you're naked... 540 00:35:32,306 --> 00:35:35,058 ...and in the arms of someone who cares for you. 541 00:35:35,726 --> 00:35:40,438 Did he ever mention anything about my guys to you? 542 00:35:41,065 --> 00:35:45,068 He didn't like Paulie. He thought he was a psycho. 543 00:35:45,403 --> 00:35:46,862 What about Pussy? 544 00:35:47,071 --> 00:35:50,532 He really didn't have much to say about any of you guys. 545 00:35:53,411 --> 00:35:55,745 Except that he owed some money. 546 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,832 But he wasn't worried because you liked him... 547 00:36:00,126 --> 00:36:04,713 ...and while he had you in his corner, there was nothing to worry about. 548 00:36:06,090 --> 00:36:10,719 I won't lie, he's dead. He didn't have a good thing to say about anyone. 549 00:36:11,387 --> 00:36:13,763 He did feel like he could trust you. 550 00:36:16,934 --> 00:36:21,730 He said a lot, "At least with Tony Soprano, you know where you stand." 551 00:36:26,319 --> 00:36:28,069 [KNOCKING] 552 00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:33,158 JUNIOR: Livia, open up, it's Junior! 553 00:36:34,076 --> 00:36:36,536 Come on in, it's open. 554 00:36:39,540 --> 00:36:41,124 What's going on? 555 00:36:41,584 --> 00:36:44,044 My Dominican girl said you called me. 556 00:36:45,129 --> 00:36:46,504 Well... 557 00:36:47,715 --> 00:36:49,633 ...he sold our house. 558 00:36:49,884 --> 00:36:53,136 - Don't people have names? Who's "he"? - Anthony. 559 00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:55,931 He sold my house! 560 00:36:56,140 --> 00:36:59,226 The home my husband and I made! 561 00:36:59,727 --> 00:37:01,937 What else were they gonna do with it? 562 00:37:02,647 --> 00:37:03,813 You too! 563 00:37:04,065 --> 00:37:05,523 Hey. 564 00:37:07,485 --> 00:37:11,780 I suppose he would've found it harder to have his meetings at my house... 565 00:37:12,031 --> 00:37:14,032 ...than in this nursing home. 566 00:37:14,325 --> 00:37:16,159 What are you talking about? 567 00:37:16,410 --> 00:37:19,663 Don't think I'll ever see any of that money, either. 568 00:37:19,914 --> 00:37:20,997 What meetings? 569 00:37:21,165 --> 00:37:23,124 Raymond, Larry! 570 00:37:23,459 --> 00:37:25,877 That sneak from Manhattan. 571 00:37:26,337 --> 00:37:28,505 Johnny Sack? Johnny Sack was here? 572 00:37:28,798 --> 00:37:31,675 With his mohair suits and his shoe lifts. 573 00:37:32,009 --> 00:37:34,219 Suits, pleurisy? 574 00:37:34,845 --> 00:37:38,181 More than once he was there? Why didn't I know about this? 575 00:37:38,516 --> 00:37:41,935 Maybe it was you they were talking about, who knows? 576 00:37:50,194 --> 00:37:54,114 Well, I just don't like being put in the middle of things! 577 00:37:55,616 --> 00:37:58,118 I should've known something was strange... 578 00:37:58,411 --> 00:38:02,622 ...when suddenly Larry Boy's mother moved in here. 579 00:38:03,416 --> 00:38:06,209 And then Jimmy Altieri's mother. 580 00:38:06,836 --> 00:38:09,045 Three of my capos have their moms here? 581 00:38:09,297 --> 00:38:13,133 Instead of living in normal homes with their sons... 582 00:38:13,426 --> 00:38:14,884 ...like human beings. 583 00:38:15,136 --> 00:38:17,679 This must be some kind of fucking end move. 584 00:38:18,723 --> 00:38:20,849 What do they think, I'm stupid? 585 00:38:21,058 --> 00:38:22,767 - We'll see. - Wait a minute! 586 00:38:24,312 --> 00:38:26,730 I don't like that kind of talk! 587 00:38:27,023 --> 00:38:29,482 Now just stop it, it upsets me! 588 00:38:31,235 --> 00:38:33,445 Or I won't tell you anything anymore. 589 00:38:33,696 --> 00:38:37,907 If this is true, Livia, you know what I... I mean... 590 00:38:38,409 --> 00:38:42,954 I'm the boss, for chrissake! If I don't act, blood or no... 591 00:38:51,505 --> 00:38:52,922 I have to. 592 00:38:53,132 --> 00:38:55,633 Oh, God, why? 593 00:38:56,052 --> 00:38:58,720 What did I say now? 594 00:39:04,310 --> 00:39:09,147 I suppose I should've just kept my mouth shut, like a mute. 595 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,442 And then everybody would've been happy. 596 00:39:20,451 --> 00:39:22,619 [DOORBELL RINGS] 597 00:39:23,788 --> 00:39:25,538 Anthony, see who's there. 598 00:39:25,831 --> 00:39:26,956 I'm eating. 599 00:39:27,249 --> 00:39:30,460 You won't have any teeth left if you don't go see! 600 00:39:37,051 --> 00:39:39,469 Make sure you know who it is before you answer. 601 00:39:39,804 --> 00:39:42,430 Who is coming at dinner? People can't call? 602 00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:45,475 AJ: It's Uncle Jimmy! 603 00:39:46,352 --> 00:39:48,478 Uncle Jimmy? Let him in! 604 00:39:53,442 --> 00:39:55,652 I don't believe it, how'd you get out? 605 00:39:56,153 --> 00:39:58,321 Carm, look who's here! Jimmy, he's out! 606 00:39:58,656 --> 00:40:00,448 CARMELA: Oh, my God, Jimmy! 607 00:40:00,658 --> 00:40:03,159 - Thought you'd never see me again? - What happened? 608 00:40:03,452 --> 00:40:07,038 - Got someplace in private we can talk? - Yeah, in the basement. 609 00:40:11,669 --> 00:40:13,294 What's going on? 610 00:40:15,965 --> 00:40:17,465 You got a problem! 611 00:40:19,218 --> 00:40:22,095 Yeah, I know. I'm working on it. 612 00:40:22,346 --> 00:40:23,930 Working on what? 613 00:40:24,849 --> 00:40:26,683 Why, what were you gonna say? 614 00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:29,686 You better lay low with that safe-house money. 615 00:40:29,979 --> 00:40:31,062 What? 616 00:40:31,313 --> 00:40:34,149 They were asking me a lot of questions in there. 617 00:40:34,358 --> 00:40:38,319 If I knew anything about the dead Colombian in the apartment. 618 00:40:43,367 --> 00:40:45,034 You look good. 619 00:40:45,703 --> 00:40:49,539 - Thanks, I wasn't gone that long. - Yeah, yeah, I know. 620 00:40:50,499 --> 00:40:53,877 My lawyer told him, "Hey, he doesn't own the building. 621 00:40:54,170 --> 00:40:56,671 He's not responsible for what's in it." 622 00:40:56,881 --> 00:41:00,383 I told him the pool table was there when I first rented the joint. 623 00:41:01,302 --> 00:41:02,677 Good thinking. 624 00:41:02,887 --> 00:41:04,637 You should've been a lawyer. 625 00:41:05,264 --> 00:41:08,516 Please, enough people hate me. 626 00:41:10,269 --> 00:41:14,272 So what are you gonna do about the Colombian money? 627 00:41:18,277 --> 00:41:20,820 They were putting it to me like I was a kid. 628 00:41:21,030 --> 00:41:23,031 Telling me the money was marked. 629 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:28,077 They said there's a new fingerprint technique, lifts them off the bills. 630 00:41:32,666 --> 00:41:34,667 You're a lucky man, Jimmy! 631 00:41:34,877 --> 00:41:36,127 What do you mean? 632 00:41:36,378 --> 00:41:38,880 You're out on bail on that conspiracy thing? 633 00:41:39,048 --> 00:41:40,173 Yeah, so? 634 00:41:40,341 --> 00:41:43,927 Only you would get pinched with a gun while you're out on bail... 635 00:41:44,136 --> 00:41:46,262 ...and still be out in time for dinner. 636 00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:49,933 You're a lucky guy! 637 00:41:50,518 --> 00:41:53,478 Speaking of dinner, Carmela's got some lasagna upstairs. 638 00:41:53,687 --> 00:41:57,607 I'll pass. I got a few people to see that are late with payments. 639 00:41:57,858 --> 00:42:01,444 I gotta show my face or they'll think they're off the hook. 640 00:42:10,371 --> 00:42:11,371 Get off the phone! 641 00:42:11,664 --> 00:42:12,914 I gotta go! 642 00:42:13,165 --> 00:42:16,292 - What's up? - It's Jimmy! It's fucking Jimmy! 643 00:42:16,502 --> 00:42:17,669 What? 644 00:42:17,878 --> 00:42:21,005 - The wire, it's Jimmy! - What are you talking about? 645 00:42:21,465 --> 00:42:24,968 The wire, you understand? The wire, it's fucking Jimmy! 646 00:42:26,262 --> 00:42:29,639 I should've killed him right in my fucking basement! 647 00:42:29,848 --> 00:42:33,309 Makazian's guy got mixed up. They got busted at the same time. 648 00:42:33,644 --> 00:42:36,646 Jimmy and Pussy! You understand? 649 00:42:38,315 --> 00:42:41,734 Two fat fucks with black hair! Where the fuck is Paulie? 650 00:42:42,486 --> 00:42:45,321 He called an hour ago. He said he's on his way. 651 00:42:45,656 --> 00:42:47,657 Why the fuck isn't he here now? 652 00:42:49,868 --> 00:42:51,661 Jesus, Tony. 653 00:42:51,870 --> 00:42:54,664 You don't think Paulie jumped the gun? 654 00:42:54,832 --> 00:42:56,666 Shut up. God forbid. 655 00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:58,876 Don't talk like that. 656 00:43:00,045 --> 00:43:02,839 Where's Pussy? Get him on the phone. 657 00:43:05,259 --> 00:43:08,720 I haven't seen him since Paulie took him to the schvitz. 658 00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:09,887 Hey, fellas! 659 00:43:12,891 --> 00:43:15,643 I've been calling you all fucking night long! 660 00:43:15,853 --> 00:43:18,521 I was at my goomar's. I told Silvio I was coming. 661 00:43:19,231 --> 00:43:22,066 You answer me like I'm Jesus Christ himself... 662 00:43:22,318 --> 00:43:25,194 ...if you lie, may your mother die of cancer of the eyes. 663 00:43:28,449 --> 00:43:30,658 - Where's Pussy? - I don't know. 664 00:43:31,035 --> 00:43:33,286 - Don't you fucking lie to me! - Tony! 665 00:43:36,624 --> 00:43:37,874 Did you do it? 666 00:43:38,542 --> 00:43:40,209 - Tony. - Shh. 667 00:43:40,419 --> 00:43:42,253 Don't fucking lie to me. 668 00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:47,175 - Did you do it? - No. 669 00:43:47,426 --> 00:43:49,469 - Did you fucking do it? - No. 670 00:43:50,220 --> 00:43:51,554 Did you fucking do it? 671 00:43:51,847 --> 00:43:55,850 I said no! Now get your fucking hands off of me. 672 00:43:56,060 --> 00:43:57,685 SILVIO: Come on, Tony. 673 00:43:58,896 --> 00:44:00,229 Come on. 674 00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:20,833 I'm sorry, Paulie. 675 00:44:23,379 --> 00:44:25,838 I can't find Pussy anywhere! 676 00:44:27,257 --> 00:44:29,092 Nobody knows anything! 677 00:44:30,094 --> 00:44:32,679 I haven't seen him since the schvitz. 678 00:44:33,555 --> 00:44:38,059 The last thing he said to me was, "Go fuck yourself!" 679 00:44:39,019 --> 00:44:41,229 Did he at least take the schvitz? 680 00:44:44,692 --> 00:44:47,652 PAULIE: He refused to take his clothes off. 681 00:44:53,367 --> 00:44:54,742 The rat... 682 00:44:55,244 --> 00:44:56,869 ...it's fucking Jimmy! 683 00:45:01,834 --> 00:45:05,378 Fuck it! Let's all have a drink! 684 00:45:15,264 --> 00:45:16,848 All right. 685 00:45:17,474 --> 00:45:19,100 Hey, babe! 686 00:45:22,646 --> 00:45:24,230 Look what Chucky brought us! 687 00:45:24,690 --> 00:45:28,526 Another kitchen appliance. Whoop-fucking-pee! 688 00:45:28,819 --> 00:45:31,028 Well, slit your wrists, why don't ya? 689 00:45:31,238 --> 00:45:34,031 CHUCKY: Truckload fell off the loading dock at Zim's. 690 00:45:34,324 --> 00:45:36,826 It's not even a Bra-oon. 691 00:45:37,870 --> 00:45:39,495 That's a "Braun," babe. 692 00:45:39,830 --> 00:45:42,039 CHUCKY: Junior said for me to tell you... 693 00:45:42,291 --> 00:45:44,667 ...he's decided on that thing. 694 00:45:44,877 --> 00:45:47,837 He said we should look out of town for who's gonna do it. 695 00:45:48,338 --> 00:45:49,505 - Finally. - Yeah. 696 00:45:52,009 --> 00:45:53,509 It's gonna be a busy month. 697 00:45:53,761 --> 00:45:55,678 - I'll see you. - See you later. 698 00:45:56,722 --> 00:45:57,847 See you, Jo. 699 00:45:58,056 --> 00:45:59,682 Yeah, see you. 700 00:46:04,021 --> 00:46:05,688 What was he talking about? 701 00:46:06,857 --> 00:46:09,817 - Mind your business. - Whatever it is, Mikey... 702 00:46:09,985 --> 00:46:11,694 ...we're going to Vegas. 703 00:46:11,945 --> 00:46:15,531 I already lined up childcare, so I don't want to hear it. 704 00:46:15,741 --> 00:46:18,159 Forget it, something's come up. 705 00:46:20,162 --> 00:46:21,954 Something always comes up. 706 00:46:22,206 --> 00:46:24,290 This is a good something. 707 00:46:24,541 --> 00:46:27,502 Hope it means more money because I need a new car. 708 00:46:27,669 --> 00:46:28,669 Trust me. 709 00:46:29,213 --> 00:46:32,381 If this goes down, you'll have a new car, and then some. 710 00:46:34,426 --> 00:46:35,635 Can you tell me? 711 00:46:37,054 --> 00:46:40,306 Oh, come on, Mikey! Tell me. 712 00:46:40,724 --> 00:46:42,141 Come on, please? 713 00:46:44,978 --> 00:46:47,897 I may be getting bumped up, a notch or two! 714 00:46:48,148 --> 00:46:52,735 Tony Soprano's on his way out, and I mean as in "forever." 715 00:46:53,153 --> 00:46:55,071 Oh, my God! 716 00:46:55,364 --> 00:46:56,656 He's going to jail? 717 00:46:56,907 --> 00:46:58,825 No, the other forever! 718 00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:01,410 Does Junior know? 719 00:47:02,162 --> 00:47:03,830 Oh, Jesus! 720 00:47:04,331 --> 00:47:07,583 Listen, if you breathe a word of this to anybody... 721 00:47:07,751 --> 00:47:11,629 ...they'll bury me and you right next to Tony Soprano, understand? 722 00:47:12,339 --> 00:47:13,548 - Yeah. - Okay. 723 00:47:13,757 --> 00:47:15,508 Make it decaf. 724 00:47:20,222 --> 00:47:23,015 You don't belittle a man like Junior Soprano. 725 00:47:23,267 --> 00:47:24,600 He's old-school. 726 00:47:24,852 --> 00:47:27,812 You don't joke about cunt-lapping, and you don't... 727 00:47:28,063 --> 00:47:32,316 ...spill your guts out to a shrink about business that isn't yours! 728 00:47:32,568 --> 00:47:34,443 Tony Soprano sees a shrink? 729 00:47:34,653 --> 00:47:37,780 You fucking believe that? To add insult to injury... 730 00:47:37,948 --> 00:47:40,324 ...he was planning a move against Junior! 731 00:47:40,617 --> 00:47:42,034 His own uncle? 732 00:47:44,580 --> 00:47:47,123 Were you this stupid when I married you? 733 00:47:47,833 --> 00:47:48,875 Fuck you! 734 00:47:49,126 --> 00:47:52,712 No, fuck you. What are you doing standing there? Make the coffee! 735 00:47:52,963 --> 00:47:55,965 Take it easy, take it easy. It's brewing.