1 00:01:42,255 --> 00:01:44,131 JUNIOR: We know what we're gonna do. 2 00:01:44,424 --> 00:01:46,675 Till the government indicts, anyway. 3 00:01:47,302 --> 00:01:51,096 Jimmy! This answers your concerns? 4 00:01:51,306 --> 00:01:53,724 I think a lot of good ground was covered. 5 00:01:55,101 --> 00:01:58,103 JUNIOR: Okay, I guess that's it. 6 00:02:13,786 --> 00:02:17,039 - You gotta get the tickets. - I got them already. 7 00:02:17,290 --> 00:02:19,791 JIMMY: Fuck! The Rangers are gonna lose anyway. 8 00:02:21,294 --> 00:02:22,628 You're right, it's him. 9 00:02:22,879 --> 00:02:27,841 He asks for a meeting to discuss shit we covered. He's wearing a wire. 10 00:02:29,135 --> 00:02:30,802 You got my okay. 11 00:02:31,596 --> 00:02:34,056 Send a message to everybody else. 12 00:02:34,307 --> 00:02:35,390 All right. 13 00:02:37,435 --> 00:02:38,685 See you later. 14 00:02:48,863 --> 00:02:50,280 [ELEVATOR BELL RINGS] 15 00:02:50,490 --> 00:02:53,033 Who told me you hated the fucking Russians? 16 00:02:53,284 --> 00:02:57,829 The pricks Junior brought to pound my ass were Russian. I was bitter. 17 00:02:58,081 --> 00:03:01,166 Tony's goomar is Russian, you couldn't ask for a nicer person. 18 00:03:01,334 --> 00:03:04,962 - These two are friends of hers. - I got enough cologne on? 19 00:03:05,171 --> 00:03:08,006 Smells like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died. 20 00:03:08,299 --> 00:03:11,426 Easy for you to say. I don't get young ones. 21 00:03:11,678 --> 00:03:13,845 You'll be glad I got you out of bed. 22 00:03:14,180 --> 00:03:18,183 Russian boo-boos, you go for some foreplay, they'll detail your car. 23 00:03:19,852 --> 00:03:23,981 - How's the hygiene over there? - I don't know. This is here. 24 00:03:24,190 --> 00:03:26,650 You didn't let me put anything decent on. 25 00:03:26,859 --> 00:03:28,026 Here we are. 26 00:03:32,323 --> 00:03:34,992 Baby, how are you? 27 00:03:35,326 --> 00:03:38,036 - Is Tatiana here? - I'll go get her. 28 00:03:40,456 --> 00:03:44,334 - You are Jimmy? - Yeah, that's right, I'm Jimmy. 29 00:03:50,258 --> 00:03:52,050 JIMMY: My man! 30 00:03:54,721 --> 00:03:57,889 Big tits, little feet. A hit in any man's league. 31 00:04:03,271 --> 00:04:04,396 Have a seat. 32 00:04:14,157 --> 00:04:17,367 Punk-ass pieces of shit! You forget I'm a captain? 33 00:04:17,744 --> 00:04:20,746 Why don't you call for help on your radio mic, you rat! 34 00:04:21,039 --> 00:04:22,831 - Mother of God! SILVIO: What's wrong? 35 00:04:23,082 --> 00:04:24,666 Not wearing one tonight? 36 00:04:24,917 --> 00:04:26,835 No time to put on anything decent. 37 00:04:27,086 --> 00:04:28,295 God! 38 00:04:28,504 --> 00:04:30,380 [SILENCED GUNSHOT] 39 00:04:33,259 --> 00:04:34,426 Get the piano dolly. 40 00:04:41,976 --> 00:04:44,353 MEADOW: Come on, stop, I want to watch. 41 00:04:47,732 --> 00:04:48,732 Kiss me! 42 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:50,984 Oh, Georgia O'Keefe. 43 00:04:51,277 --> 00:04:52,736 [NOISE] 44 00:04:53,154 --> 00:04:54,946 Was that your back gate? 45 00:04:57,283 --> 00:04:59,159 It's probably nothing, come here. 46 00:04:59,410 --> 00:05:01,620 People always say that in these movies. 47 00:05:01,829 --> 00:05:06,792 Last thing I need is your dad comes home, sees my Dominican ass. 48 00:05:07,794 --> 00:05:10,712 LIVIA: Settimia! - Jesus fuck! 49 00:05:13,216 --> 00:05:16,802 I just saw my grandmother. How'd she get here from her nursing home? 50 00:05:19,639 --> 00:05:21,807 [BED CREAKS] 51 00:05:22,100 --> 00:05:24,810 LIVIA: Settimia! 52 00:05:29,107 --> 00:05:30,273 Cakey! 53 00:05:30,483 --> 00:05:33,068 Tell my sister to open the door! 54 00:05:33,319 --> 00:05:35,529 Grandma, it's me! Anthony, Jr. 55 00:05:35,822 --> 00:05:39,658 You've got whooping cough! Get yourself under the vaporizer! 56 00:05:39,909 --> 00:05:41,493 Holy shit. 57 00:05:44,038 --> 00:05:45,455 JEREMY: What do you want? 58 00:05:45,915 --> 00:05:47,707 LIVIA: Go away! 59 00:05:48,668 --> 00:05:50,627 I will never speak... 60 00:05:50,837 --> 00:05:54,423 ...another word to you again, Settimia. 61 00:05:55,675 --> 00:05:57,759 Aunt Settimia's dead. It's me, Meadow. 62 00:05:58,052 --> 00:05:59,845 Facia bruta! 63 00:06:00,138 --> 00:06:03,515 Grandma, it's Meadow, remember? Come sit down. 64 00:06:04,100 --> 00:06:07,269 LIVIA: Yes. Meadow. 65 00:06:07,770 --> 00:06:11,690 Oh, I can't stay in this house, honey bunch. 66 00:06:11,899 --> 00:06:13,859 Not while that facia bruta's in here. 67 00:06:14,068 --> 00:06:15,569 [DOORBELL] 68 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:18,196 Come on, let's go see who it is. 69 00:06:22,910 --> 00:06:24,244 Evening. How are we? 70 00:06:24,537 --> 00:06:27,330 Make my sister get out of the house. 71 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:31,626 It's 1 a.m. Why were you walking on Mountain Avenue at this hour? 72 00:06:31,878 --> 00:06:33,336 Shut up. 73 00:06:34,172 --> 00:06:36,548 We got a complaint from your neighbors. 74 00:06:36,924 --> 00:06:38,049 She's my grandmother. 75 00:06:38,301 --> 00:06:39,342 Hi, Grandma. 76 00:06:41,345 --> 00:06:43,305 - Hi! - Ah, shit! 77 00:06:43,681 --> 00:06:47,934 OFFICER: You know this young man? - Of course, he's... 78 00:06:51,314 --> 00:06:53,565 He's my grandson. 79 00:06:53,733 --> 00:06:55,734 And is this your house, dear? 80 00:07:03,075 --> 00:07:04,993 MELFI: Where was she trying to get to? 81 00:07:06,204 --> 00:07:07,204 Schrafts. 82 00:07:09,624 --> 00:07:11,458 She's being retested. 83 00:07:11,709 --> 00:07:12,876 For Alzheimer's. 84 00:07:13,085 --> 00:07:15,420 It's been a long odyssey with your mother. 85 00:07:15,671 --> 00:07:18,882 Oh, these last 500 years just seemed to race by. 86 00:07:22,011 --> 00:07:23,094 Listen to me. 87 00:07:23,596 --> 00:07:24,763 It's okay. 88 00:07:27,099 --> 00:07:28,517 Let it out. 89 00:07:28,809 --> 00:07:31,102 They're transferring her to the nursing unit. 90 00:07:31,771 --> 00:07:35,941 Which is the thing that she dreaded and feared. 91 00:07:36,275 --> 00:07:39,778 Isn't it interesting how this memory loss has cropped up... 92 00:07:40,530 --> 00:07:44,282 ...right after you failed to be killed in the carjacking? 93 00:07:44,575 --> 00:07:46,660 You think it was a carjacking? 94 00:07:47,036 --> 00:07:48,453 Of course not. 95 00:07:49,705 --> 00:07:53,667 But I got an idea who was behind it, and... 96 00:07:54,961 --> 00:07:56,378 Enough said. 97 00:07:56,921 --> 00:07:58,672 You don't want to go there. 98 00:07:58,881 --> 00:08:01,258 - Maybe you don't want to go there. - What? 99 00:08:01,467 --> 00:08:03,009 Well, let's track it. 100 00:08:03,302 --> 00:08:07,013 Around the time of the shooting, you were having hallucinations... 101 00:08:07,223 --> 00:08:09,808 ...of that Isabella figure. 102 00:08:10,059 --> 00:08:13,228 The protective, loving mother. 103 00:08:13,813 --> 00:08:16,690 Your subconscious was shouting something at you. 104 00:08:18,442 --> 00:08:20,151 The day before the shooting... 105 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:25,031 ...you said that she kept going on about news stories... 106 00:08:25,283 --> 00:08:28,076 ...of mothers throwing their babies out of windows. 107 00:08:28,327 --> 00:08:30,954 Why don't we put our cards on the table! 108 00:08:31,664 --> 00:08:35,750 You think my mother tried to have me whacked for putting her in a home? 109 00:08:36,043 --> 00:08:39,921 In your worst dreams, a duck flies off with your penis! 110 00:08:40,172 --> 00:08:43,174 - Castration. - My mother never went after my basket. 111 00:08:43,467 --> 00:08:45,552 No, not literally. 112 00:08:45,928 --> 00:08:50,348 Look, ordinarily a patient is helped to make his own breakthroughs. 113 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:55,604 But your life is in danger, so I'm willing to put the cards on the table. 114 00:08:56,188 --> 00:08:59,024 I say what your mother has, at the very least... 115 00:08:59,191 --> 00:09:01,860 ...is "borderline personality disorder." 116 00:09:02,153 --> 00:09:04,029 Borderline personality disorder? 117 00:09:04,196 --> 00:09:07,407 Let me read to you from the DSM form, okay? 118 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:10,327 Definitions of the condition. 119 00:09:11,412 --> 00:09:14,706 "A pattern of unstable relationships. 120 00:09:14,874 --> 00:09:17,417 Affective instability." 121 00:09:17,710 --> 00:09:22,631 It means intense anxiety, a joylessness. 122 00:09:22,923 --> 00:09:26,343 Their internal phobias are the only things that exist. 123 00:09:26,636 --> 00:09:29,304 The real world, real people are peripheral. 124 00:09:29,555 --> 00:09:32,724 These people have no love or compassion. 125 00:09:33,225 --> 00:09:37,228 Borderline personalities are very good at splitting behavior... 126 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,315 ...creating bitterness and conflict... 127 00:09:40,524 --> 00:09:43,109 ...between others in their circle. 128 00:09:43,944 --> 00:09:45,862 You twisted fucking bitch! 129 00:09:46,072 --> 00:09:49,658 That's my mother, not some fuck in Attica, stab you in the shower! 130 00:09:49,909 --> 00:09:50,950 Relax. 131 00:09:51,243 --> 00:09:53,745 We're through, you and I. We're finished. 132 00:09:53,954 --> 00:09:56,915 You're lucky I don't break your face in 50,000 pieces! 133 00:09:57,124 --> 00:09:58,333 Okay. 134 00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:19,187 Jackie's work killed him. All that agita brought on the disease. 135 00:10:19,814 --> 00:10:22,774 His reign was peaceful. This shooting with Tony... 136 00:10:22,983 --> 00:10:25,276 Suppose Jackie hadn't died of cancer. 137 00:10:25,528 --> 00:10:27,779 Who knows how his life would've ended? 138 00:10:28,030 --> 00:10:32,575 Look at Angie Bompensiero. A fucking shell since Pussy disappeared. 139 00:10:33,202 --> 00:10:38,206 Ladies! Compliments of the house. Buccating 'matriciana. 140 00:10:38,499 --> 00:10:40,959 You want a pair of hippos to walk out of here? 141 00:10:41,293 --> 00:10:42,877 That's imported pancetta! 142 00:10:43,129 --> 00:10:46,965 Will you hate me if I say I like it here better than the old Vesuvio? 143 00:10:48,759 --> 00:10:50,802 A few bugs to be ironed out. 144 00:10:51,053 --> 00:10:53,346 The one in your salad was a freak occurrence. 145 00:10:53,514 --> 00:10:56,850 My produce man, he's the most expensive in the area. 146 00:10:57,727 --> 00:10:59,352 Insurance really came through! 147 00:10:59,603 --> 00:11:00,895 Yes, it did. 148 00:11:01,397 --> 00:11:03,982 Carm, what'd I hear about Tony's mom? 149 00:11:04,483 --> 00:11:05,900 It looks like Alzheimer's. 150 00:11:06,152 --> 00:11:07,986 - Oh, boy! CARMELA: Yeah. 151 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,489 I've known Mrs. S since... 152 00:11:11,699 --> 00:11:16,494 She's always been an individualist, should we say? 153 00:11:16,829 --> 00:11:19,539 But she's a real pistol, what a character! 154 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:24,711 - Poor Tony. - Yeah, he's beside himself. 155 00:11:25,045 --> 00:11:27,088 He's got a lot on his plate. 156 00:11:28,174 --> 00:11:30,216 The attempted carjacking... 157 00:11:30,676 --> 00:11:32,677 CARMELA: Hey, well... 158 00:11:34,054 --> 00:11:35,472 I'll let you eat. 159 00:11:35,681 --> 00:11:38,141 - Enjoy! ROSALIE: Thanks, Artie. 160 00:11:42,354 --> 00:11:44,731 Oh, my God, look who's here! 161 00:11:46,066 --> 00:11:50,028 What? You hiding back here? Your best friend's on table 12. 162 00:11:50,863 --> 00:11:52,739 When are you gonna bury the hatchet? 163 00:11:53,365 --> 00:11:55,492 Arthur, I love Carmela like a sister. 164 00:11:55,701 --> 00:12:00,246 We just don't want this place to become another mob hangout. 165 00:12:00,539 --> 00:12:05,210 A certain amount of that kind of patronage creates buzz. 166 00:12:05,461 --> 00:12:09,672 Artie, that kind of buzz we should avoid in droves. 167 00:12:15,471 --> 00:12:16,513 Shit! 168 00:12:16,806 --> 00:12:18,306 [STOMPS BUG] 169 00:12:18,641 --> 00:12:19,891 First time here? 170 00:12:20,059 --> 00:12:21,851 Gift from the Dellacrocces. 171 00:12:22,061 --> 00:12:23,561 Artie's opening promotion. 172 00:12:23,854 --> 00:12:26,731 - You will not believe the food! - That's what I hear. 173 00:12:26,941 --> 00:12:29,442 They'd have to be doing something special... 174 00:12:29,693 --> 00:12:32,111 ...to trump you two ladies at the spice rack. 175 00:12:33,239 --> 00:12:35,657 I was over at Carmela's the other night, Ro. 176 00:12:35,908 --> 00:12:39,869 We had some zabaglion' that, of course, we did make it together... 177 00:12:40,079 --> 00:12:42,247 ...but everybody was raving about it! 178 00:12:42,498 --> 00:12:44,749 Please, you made it, basically. 179 00:12:44,959 --> 00:12:48,378 I wish Tony had taken me up on my offer to talk to him... 180 00:12:48,671 --> 00:12:50,964 ...about the carjacking that day. 181 00:12:51,173 --> 00:12:52,674 That makes two of us. 182 00:12:53,551 --> 00:12:54,551 Yeah. 183 00:12:54,844 --> 00:12:57,512 Well, I'd better get seated and order. 184 00:12:57,763 --> 00:13:00,265 Why don't you stay here, take a load off! 185 00:13:00,516 --> 00:13:02,684 How's the watch, Father Phil? 186 00:13:02,935 --> 00:13:04,185 Oh, it's fantastic. 187 00:13:04,436 --> 00:13:08,773 I can set one of the dials to the millennial countdown. 188 00:13:09,024 --> 00:13:11,568 - I haven't done it yet. - Is that Jackie's watch? 189 00:13:11,777 --> 00:13:13,695 Yeah, it is. 190 00:13:19,577 --> 00:13:20,952 Thanks again, Ro. 191 00:13:22,246 --> 00:13:24,581 [ROSALIE CRIES] 192 00:13:25,624 --> 00:13:28,293 [BAR PATRONS LAUGH AND YELL] 193 00:13:33,299 --> 00:13:34,883 [BOTTLES CRASH] 194 00:13:45,436 --> 00:13:47,645 Mr. Soprano was kind enough to come with us. 195 00:13:47,855 --> 00:13:50,231 TONY: You threatened to wait till my kids got home. 196 00:13:50,482 --> 00:13:54,819 Agent Harris explained that there's something we'd like you to hear. 197 00:13:55,070 --> 00:13:58,114 The Springsteen box set. I already got it! 198 00:13:58,741 --> 00:14:01,200 CUBITOSO: You know Agent Grasso. - Yeah, how you doing? 199 00:14:01,452 --> 00:14:02,785 Have a seat. 200 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:11,961 As we both know, there's been an attempt on your life. 201 00:14:12,171 --> 00:14:13,421 You have enemies. 202 00:14:13,631 --> 00:14:18,676 It's a safe assumption that you may have run out your string in Jersey. 203 00:14:18,886 --> 00:14:23,056 The lovely Agent Harris and I have had this conversation. I'll pass. 204 00:14:23,265 --> 00:14:25,058 CUBITOSO: You haven't heard the tape. 205 00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:27,894 Play it. I don't give a fuck what's on it! 206 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:33,524 I understand you and Agent Grasso had a colloquy about our shared heritage. 207 00:14:33,859 --> 00:14:35,109 Colla-who? 208 00:14:35,319 --> 00:14:37,028 You and I are not compare. 209 00:14:37,237 --> 00:14:40,615 You on the one hand, me and Agent Grasso on the other. 210 00:14:40,824 --> 00:14:44,869 Even though our ancestors all hail from the same sunny peninsula. 211 00:14:45,663 --> 00:14:47,413 What the fuck is your problem? 212 00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:51,501 But we do share some cultural ideas: 213 00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:55,213 Religious, culinary... 214 00:14:55,381 --> 00:14:57,048 ...matriarchal. 215 00:14:57,508 --> 00:14:59,759 Maybe we can motivate you to testify. 216 00:14:59,927 --> 00:15:03,388 Get the kumquats out of your mouth and get to the point. 217 00:15:09,853 --> 00:15:14,065 JUNIOR: Boy, Anthony must've really gotten under your collar. Admit it. 218 00:15:14,274 --> 00:15:17,735 You're looking to crack his coglioni for putting you in here. 219 00:15:17,945 --> 00:15:19,988 LIVIA: I don't know what you're talking about. 220 00:15:20,239 --> 00:15:23,950 JUNIOR: Yeah, and I'm playing shortstop for the Mets. 221 00:15:24,576 --> 00:15:29,414 LIVIA: A psychiatrist. He's been seeing one for a while now. 222 00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:33,793 God only knows what he says. 223 00:15:34,086 --> 00:15:35,712 You wired Green Grove. 224 00:15:37,214 --> 00:15:41,009 It was my idea. Everyone else thought it was a waste of money. 225 00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:46,973 LIVIA: My cousin Cakey, after his lobotomy, looked exactly like my son. 226 00:15:47,766 --> 00:15:51,811 Empty, a shell. Better Cakey had died than go on living like that. 227 00:15:52,062 --> 00:15:54,897 That's what his own mother always used to say. 228 00:15:55,190 --> 00:15:57,191 [CUBITOSO TURNS OFF RECORDER] 229 00:16:05,659 --> 00:16:08,745 JUNIOR: What are you talking about, meetings? Who, Livia? 230 00:16:08,954 --> 00:16:13,249 LIVIA: All of them! Raymond. Larry. 231 00:16:13,459 --> 00:16:16,544 JUNIOR: Three of my capos have their mothers here? 232 00:16:16,754 --> 00:16:20,965 If this is true, Livia, I mean, I'm the boss, for Christ's sake! 233 00:16:21,175 --> 00:16:24,886 If I don't act, blood or no... 234 00:16:25,137 --> 00:16:26,637 I have to! 235 00:16:29,058 --> 00:16:30,808 [TURNS RECORDER OFF] 236 00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:49,660 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 237 00:16:49,995 --> 00:16:51,788 ARTIE: Mrs. S! 238 00:16:53,248 --> 00:16:54,874 How are you? 239 00:16:56,627 --> 00:16:58,211 You remember me? 240 00:17:00,005 --> 00:17:03,591 - Arthur Bucco? - That's right! 241 00:17:03,842 --> 00:17:05,468 Victoria's boy! 242 00:17:05,719 --> 00:17:06,969 That's right. 243 00:17:07,179 --> 00:17:12,141 Yeah, you and my Johnny used to play Little League together. 244 00:17:12,351 --> 00:17:15,686 No! Johnny was your husband. 245 00:17:15,938 --> 00:17:20,233 But you're right about the Little League, that was me and Tony! 246 00:17:20,859 --> 00:17:25,655 My son. That's right. Yeah. 247 00:17:25,823 --> 00:17:28,991 Oh, gee, what's the matter with me? 248 00:17:31,954 --> 00:17:33,371 How are you? 249 00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:36,582 Well, how are you, Arthur? 250 00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:38,292 Never been better. 251 00:17:41,046 --> 00:17:42,755 It's a nice room. 252 00:17:43,465 --> 00:17:45,258 Lots of sun! 253 00:17:47,761 --> 00:17:49,303 Sit down. 254 00:17:50,055 --> 00:17:53,099 How's your mother? You call her every day? 255 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,809 Mom passed away. 256 00:17:55,185 --> 00:17:56,394 Really? 257 00:17:58,021 --> 00:17:59,313 When? 258 00:18:01,441 --> 00:18:02,942 About six months ago. 259 00:18:03,152 --> 00:18:06,445 Please, give her my regards. 260 00:18:07,072 --> 00:18:10,241 Is she still on that crazy diet? 261 00:18:16,039 --> 00:18:18,749 I brought you something. 262 00:18:19,877 --> 00:18:23,045 From my restaurant. I don't know if you remember Vesuvio? 263 00:18:23,255 --> 00:18:25,173 Oh, of course I do! 264 00:18:25,424 --> 00:18:27,967 Way back when your dad had it! 265 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:29,719 Good for you! 266 00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:32,180 Yeah, I got a new restaurant. 267 00:18:34,766 --> 00:18:36,184 Here you go. 268 00:18:39,438 --> 00:18:42,440 - Gavadel! - With a nice duck ragu. 269 00:18:42,608 --> 00:18:44,942 Homemade. It's northern. 270 00:18:46,111 --> 00:18:49,030 Oh, northern. 271 00:18:53,202 --> 00:18:56,787 Mrs. S, what's the matter? 272 00:19:00,209 --> 00:19:01,959 Something I said? 273 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:08,049 You're a good boy, Arthur. Coming to visit me. 274 00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:13,179 We go back a ways. You made a mean PB & J. 275 00:19:14,181 --> 00:19:17,141 After what my son did to you. 276 00:19:17,434 --> 00:19:20,436 Oh, how can I look you in the face? 277 00:19:20,646 --> 00:19:22,146 Tony? 278 00:19:22,648 --> 00:19:24,440 What did he do now? 279 00:19:24,608 --> 00:19:27,526 You don't blame him for setting the fire? 280 00:19:30,322 --> 00:19:33,157 Well, you're a bigger man than some. 281 00:19:34,159 --> 00:19:36,953 Well, we should all be grateful... 282 00:19:37,162 --> 00:19:40,665 ...that nobody was incinerated to death. 283 00:19:49,424 --> 00:19:51,467 Altieri's wake is tonight. 284 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,302 CHRIS: I phoned in a bomb scare. 285 00:19:53,512 --> 00:19:55,429 See, now that's over the top. 286 00:20:03,313 --> 00:20:06,565 Junior and Mikey took out the hit. Start things moving. 287 00:20:06,817 --> 00:20:08,276 Not like we didn't know. 288 00:20:08,527 --> 00:20:12,029 - How did you find out for sure? - No room for interpretation. 289 00:20:12,239 --> 00:20:13,531 Minchia. 290 00:20:13,782 --> 00:20:15,992 - I'm sorry. - Your own uncle. 291 00:20:16,201 --> 00:20:17,827 TONY: Well, let's do it right. 292 00:20:18,537 --> 00:20:22,039 Act normal, plan things out. Make no mistakes. 293 00:20:22,374 --> 00:20:25,793 If I'm your uncle, I gotta finish what I started. 294 00:20:26,044 --> 00:20:27,670 He could strike first. 295 00:20:27,879 --> 00:20:31,382 And he won't use Boyz II Men this time, he'll go with who he knows. 296 00:20:31,675 --> 00:20:35,511 Chucky Signore. No, Mikey's now too high up. 297 00:20:35,679 --> 00:20:39,098 Chucky's gotta disappear without setting off alarms. 298 00:20:39,641 --> 00:20:42,059 I just passed my Coast Guard test. 299 00:20:44,938 --> 00:20:47,273 T, anything else? 300 00:20:48,317 --> 00:20:49,942 My ear hurts. 301 00:21:01,788 --> 00:21:03,914 Here, one of mine. 302 00:21:04,207 --> 00:21:05,750 It'll help you sleep. 303 00:21:08,754 --> 00:21:12,923 What kind of person can I be, where his own mother wants him dead? 304 00:21:16,762 --> 00:21:18,888 The problem is not with you. 305 00:21:19,264 --> 00:21:23,267 That woman is a peculiar duck. She always has been. 306 00:21:23,769 --> 00:21:25,102 That's not the point. 307 00:21:25,395 --> 00:21:27,730 And she's gotten worse with age. 308 00:21:27,939 --> 00:21:29,940 You think my mother didn't warn me? 309 00:21:30,233 --> 00:21:31,817 Don't start with that again. 310 00:21:32,069 --> 00:21:36,447 Your sisters left so young, you'd think there were contracts on them. 311 00:21:37,115 --> 00:21:38,449 I know. 312 00:21:38,658 --> 00:21:40,284 But you were different. 313 00:21:40,660 --> 00:21:42,912 You tried to make it work. 314 00:21:45,290 --> 00:21:47,666 Two pricks with nine millimeters. 315 00:21:48,627 --> 00:21:51,462 My self-esteem is non-existent right now. 316 00:21:52,297 --> 00:21:54,298 I could kill her... 317 00:21:54,633 --> 00:21:56,634 ...with these two hands. 318 00:21:57,302 --> 00:21:58,928 The next time I see her... 319 00:21:59,137 --> 00:22:02,098 You'll play the concerned daughter-in-law, even-keeled. 320 00:22:02,391 --> 00:22:05,393 - For the sake of the business. - Fuck the business. 321 00:22:05,644 --> 00:22:07,645 And let me tell you, dollars to doughnuts... 322 00:22:07,896 --> 00:22:12,233 ...this Alzheimer's thing is an act, so she can't be called on her shit. 323 00:22:16,488 --> 00:22:19,532 Uncle Jun and I had our problems with the business... 324 00:22:19,699 --> 00:22:22,284 ...but I never should've razzed him about eating pussy. 325 00:22:22,494 --> 00:22:24,703 This whole war could've been averted. 326 00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:28,374 Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this. 327 00:22:28,625 --> 00:22:32,628 You had to see a shrink because of the mother you had. 328 00:22:34,423 --> 00:22:37,842 When I look at the guys now, all I feel is humiliation. 329 00:22:41,596 --> 00:22:43,681 I'll take care of my uncle... 330 00:22:44,349 --> 00:22:49,270 ...and I'll take care of Mikey P, and I'll get some satisfaction. 331 00:22:50,439 --> 00:22:52,231 But inside... 332 00:22:53,775 --> 00:22:55,109 ...I'll know. 333 00:23:13,211 --> 00:23:15,337 TONY: Relax! - What are you doing here? 334 00:23:15,547 --> 00:23:18,466 Putting the Stugots in the marina next door. 335 00:23:18,633 --> 00:23:21,552 Look at this baby I caught off the point here. 336 00:24:19,069 --> 00:24:20,444 Just wait a minute! 337 00:24:20,737 --> 00:24:22,947 Oh, no! No! 338 00:24:23,114 --> 00:24:26,450 - Look, I need to talk to you! - No! 339 00:24:27,786 --> 00:24:29,203 TONY: Come on! 340 00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:32,623 I'm dialing 911... 341 00:24:33,792 --> 00:24:36,418 ...because you've given me no choice. 342 00:24:36,628 --> 00:24:38,128 TONY: Come on! 343 00:24:39,214 --> 00:24:42,258 If anything happens, they're gonna hear everything! 344 00:24:42,467 --> 00:24:46,136 We'll go down to a coffee shop, there's plenty of people around! 345 00:24:46,972 --> 00:24:48,889 OPERATOR: Emergency services. May I help you? 346 00:24:49,140 --> 00:24:50,975 TONY: Let me talk to you! 347 00:24:51,226 --> 00:24:55,271 Do I have your word that I'm in no physical danger? 348 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,107 I'm humbled that you would take my word, yes. 349 00:24:58,608 --> 00:24:59,858 What?! 350 00:25:00,151 --> 00:25:01,652 Yes, you got my word! 351 00:25:01,945 --> 00:25:07,032 OPERATOR: Emergency services, state the nature of your emergency. Hello? 352 00:25:21,673 --> 00:25:23,173 Oh, God! 353 00:25:27,804 --> 00:25:31,849 MELFI: I take no pleasure in the fact that I was right about your mother. 354 00:25:33,351 --> 00:25:35,853 Have any dreams since you heard the FBI tapes? 355 00:25:36,021 --> 00:25:37,521 No. 356 00:25:42,527 --> 00:25:44,528 Some sex dreams. 357 00:25:47,157 --> 00:25:49,617 - Involving? - My neighbor. 358 00:25:50,243 --> 00:25:51,994 Jean Cusamano. 359 00:25:52,996 --> 00:25:54,246 Go on. 360 00:25:54,497 --> 00:25:56,457 We're doing it doggie style... 361 00:25:57,751 --> 00:25:59,001 You know Jean. 362 00:25:59,461 --> 00:26:01,253 That's okay, go on. 363 00:26:03,089 --> 00:26:05,341 I'm doing her doggie style... 364 00:26:06,509 --> 00:26:10,137 ...and I finish, you know, and her big ass is... 365 00:26:11,014 --> 00:26:13,015 We don't got time for this shit! 366 00:26:13,224 --> 00:26:15,893 It's interesting that you would say a big ass... 367 00:26:16,102 --> 00:26:17,728 ...because Jean is quite slender. 368 00:26:17,896 --> 00:26:20,314 We got bigger things to talk about than Jean's ass. 369 00:26:20,649 --> 00:26:24,526 Feelings of worthlessness sparked by your mother's plot to have you killed? 370 00:26:24,736 --> 00:26:27,029 One of the reasons they tried to have me clipped... 371 00:26:27,238 --> 00:26:29,365 ...is because I'm seeing a shrink. 372 00:26:29,616 --> 00:26:31,241 - You. - Oh. 373 00:26:32,243 --> 00:26:33,661 Oh. 374 00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:36,455 You know that our conversation is privileged... 375 00:26:36,748 --> 00:26:39,249 ...and I couldn't testify against anybody. 376 00:26:39,584 --> 00:26:42,878 Well, maybe they know that. And maybe they don't. 377 00:26:43,254 --> 00:26:45,381 Either way, they're using it as an excuse. 378 00:26:45,632 --> 00:26:49,134 You never mentioned any of your associates by name. 379 00:26:49,427 --> 00:26:52,805 Except for that one fellow, Booty? 380 00:26:53,056 --> 00:26:54,431 Pussy, Pussy! 381 00:26:54,724 --> 00:26:58,185 Pussy, Booty, I don't know his last name! 382 00:26:58,645 --> 00:27:00,979 And anything concerning your Uncle Junior... 383 00:27:01,231 --> 00:27:03,273 Shut the fuck up a minute! 384 00:27:04,317 --> 00:27:08,112 - You're in danger. - Get out of here! That's not fair! 385 00:27:08,321 --> 00:27:10,781 Oogots, fair. They don't give a shit about fair. 386 00:27:14,369 --> 00:27:16,245 What am I supposed to do? 387 00:27:16,454 --> 00:27:19,623 Leave town. Today. Right now. 388 00:27:19,833 --> 00:27:23,293 I'm gonna get some guys here until you get on a plane! 389 00:27:23,545 --> 00:27:25,629 I can't just do that, lam it! 390 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,673 I have a life, I have patients! 391 00:27:27,924 --> 00:27:29,383 Tell them August came early. 392 00:27:29,634 --> 00:27:33,429 It doesn't work that way. I have patients who are suicidal! 393 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,848 They won't feel any better if you get clipped! 394 00:27:36,057 --> 00:27:38,392 Jesus fucking Christ! 395 00:27:39,686 --> 00:27:42,396 Look, I know, I'm sorry, okay? 396 00:27:42,605 --> 00:27:46,316 I'm gonna work on this problem and I'll take care of it... 397 00:27:46,526 --> 00:27:48,235 ...and you'll be able to come back. 398 00:27:48,653 --> 00:27:50,320 My God! 399 00:27:51,823 --> 00:27:53,907 People are gonna get murdered. 400 00:27:54,117 --> 00:27:57,327 Don't worry about those distractions, you keep your eye on the ball. 401 00:27:57,620 --> 00:28:00,539 - I know what you're thinking. - You have no idea. 402 00:28:00,832 --> 00:28:03,834 The cops aren't gonna help you because you can't give them anything! 403 00:28:06,838 --> 00:28:09,548 Don't be stupid! Even in the short term. 404 00:28:10,008 --> 00:28:12,050 Get the fuck out of town. 405 00:28:16,681 --> 00:28:19,808 You've been a good doctor to me. Thank you. 406 00:28:31,321 --> 00:28:33,322 Artie, how's your rash? 407 00:28:35,575 --> 00:28:37,409 [ARTIE COCKS GUN] 408 00:28:37,869 --> 00:28:40,078 - What are you doing? - How could you? 409 00:28:40,330 --> 00:28:42,206 How the fuck could you? 410 00:28:42,373 --> 00:28:43,665 You took their money? 411 00:28:45,585 --> 00:28:46,877 Good, then do it. 412 00:28:47,086 --> 00:28:48,879 I don't give a fuck anymore. 413 00:28:49,047 --> 00:28:51,673 That restaurant was like my child. 414 00:28:52,050 --> 00:28:54,009 So they got in your ear. 415 00:28:54,886 --> 00:28:58,222 Three generations of Buccos sweated over that same stove. 416 00:28:58,473 --> 00:29:01,725 Even your mother treasures the memory of Vesuvio. 417 00:29:05,396 --> 00:29:06,647 My mother? 418 00:29:07,524 --> 00:29:11,443 Don't say she's lying, Tone. Because why would she? 419 00:29:11,653 --> 00:29:12,903 What'd she tell you? 420 00:29:13,112 --> 00:29:14,655 Don't make it worse. 421 00:29:15,406 --> 00:29:20,244 Do me the respect of not treating me like a fucking idiot piece of shit! 422 00:29:22,205 --> 00:29:27,334 When you blew up the restaurant, you made me part of a criminal conspiracy! 423 00:29:27,669 --> 00:29:29,336 Did you ever think about that? 424 00:29:29,838 --> 00:29:33,966 I don't know what she told you, my mother, of all people. 425 00:29:35,343 --> 00:29:38,554 Arson investigators gave that fire a clean bill of health. 426 00:29:38,805 --> 00:29:40,347 Why would I blow up your restaurant? 427 00:29:40,598 --> 00:29:44,893 To help me! You fucking bent psycho! 428 00:29:45,311 --> 00:29:49,106 You hear your uncle's gonna hurt my business by staging a hit... 429 00:29:49,315 --> 00:29:51,400 ...and that's your solution? 430 00:29:51,693 --> 00:29:54,736 To burn it down for the insurance money! 431 00:29:57,031 --> 00:30:00,242 What kind of stupid, sick, twisted logic? 432 00:30:00,451 --> 00:30:03,996 All right. Ask yourself a question. 433 00:30:04,289 --> 00:30:06,123 Am I that fucking stupid? 434 00:30:08,710 --> 00:30:11,420 Am I that fucking stupid, really? 435 00:30:15,675 --> 00:30:17,259 My mother... 436 00:30:18,344 --> 00:30:22,264 ...God bless her, is going senile, Artie. 437 00:30:22,974 --> 00:30:24,266 You saw her. 438 00:30:24,851 --> 00:30:27,144 I love my new place so much. 439 00:30:29,147 --> 00:30:31,106 And this ruins everything! 440 00:30:34,235 --> 00:30:39,072 I swear to God, I didn't touch your place, Artie. 441 00:30:39,908 --> 00:30:41,992 My mother was confused. 442 00:30:44,078 --> 00:30:45,913 Look me in the eye. 443 00:30:46,664 --> 00:30:50,709 Tell me you didn't lay a finger on my place! 444 00:30:53,087 --> 00:30:55,505 I didn't burn down your restaurant. 445 00:30:56,507 --> 00:30:58,675 I swear on my mother. 446 00:31:09,187 --> 00:31:10,646 Take it easy! 447 00:31:12,190 --> 00:31:14,107 What the fuck are you doing? 448 00:31:25,703 --> 00:31:27,621 TONY: Come on, look out! 449 00:31:34,504 --> 00:31:37,381 TONY: It's good we can get together for our Sunday dinner. 450 00:31:37,548 --> 00:31:39,758 Or somebody's nose could get out of joint. 451 00:31:42,845 --> 00:31:43,887 Joint! 452 00:31:47,725 --> 00:31:49,101 CARMELA: You gotta admit it, Ma. 453 00:31:49,310 --> 00:31:52,354 It's nice that they let you out for family occasions. 454 00:31:52,855 --> 00:31:54,481 I don't have to admit anything. 455 00:31:54,691 --> 00:31:56,942 - I gotta leave in 10 minutes. - Meadow! 456 00:31:57,193 --> 00:31:59,069 I have to study with Hunter. 457 00:31:59,278 --> 00:32:00,570 Is this pork cooked? 458 00:32:00,738 --> 00:32:02,072 TONY: The kids are growing up. 459 00:32:02,532 --> 00:32:05,993 Gonna be out of the house soon. Even goo-gootz over there. 460 00:32:06,244 --> 00:32:08,704 You believe she'll be studying, I got a bridge to sell. 461 00:32:08,913 --> 00:32:12,249 LIVIA: You know, I read that last week in the paper... 462 00:32:12,542 --> 00:32:14,793 ...about this family in Saint Louis Obispo. 463 00:32:15,294 --> 00:32:16,795 In California. 464 00:32:17,296 --> 00:32:20,424 That whole family died of trichinosis. 465 00:32:20,675 --> 00:32:22,676 That's uncooked pork. 466 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,096 That was last year, that same family. 467 00:32:26,264 --> 00:32:29,349 Listen to him. He knows everything. 468 00:32:35,606 --> 00:32:38,275 TONY: Uncle Jun, did you hear from your lawyer? 469 00:32:38,443 --> 00:32:40,610 Hey, on and on it goes. 470 00:32:40,903 --> 00:32:43,947 Ma, don't you agree they should not talk business at the table? 471 00:32:44,157 --> 00:32:46,116 What's going on in your world? 472 00:32:46,367 --> 00:32:47,784 Such as? 473 00:32:47,952 --> 00:32:49,619 The state of the union. 474 00:32:52,331 --> 00:32:54,458 So I hear Artie Bucco came to see you. 475 00:32:54,834 --> 00:32:56,835 Who is Artie? 476 00:32:57,962 --> 00:32:59,504 [HUMS] 477 00:33:00,631 --> 00:33:01,965 Anthony. 478 00:33:02,133 --> 00:33:04,593 Friend of mine from elementary school. 479 00:33:04,802 --> 00:33:08,972 He owns a restaurant. They had a little fire in it. 480 00:33:09,223 --> 00:33:11,808 Came to see me? Where? 481 00:33:11,976 --> 00:33:14,770 Where are we talking about? Here? 482 00:33:28,201 --> 00:33:30,368 ARTIE: I've lost faith in everything. 483 00:33:30,703 --> 00:33:33,830 FATHER PHIL: You moved away from God quite some time ago though. 484 00:33:34,123 --> 00:33:37,793 Is it fair to say it's not just this recent crisis? 485 00:33:38,002 --> 00:33:39,628 ARTIE: Yeah. Back in high school. 486 00:33:41,506 --> 00:33:43,340 Maybe before. 487 00:33:44,675 --> 00:33:48,386 I bring the kids here on holidays, but my mind wanders. 488 00:33:48,805 --> 00:33:53,850 I just stare at the stained glass. People's hats. 489 00:33:55,686 --> 00:33:57,938 I'm full of rage, Father. 490 00:33:58,189 --> 00:34:00,482 Murderous, whatever... 491 00:34:00,733 --> 00:34:02,234 Urges. 492 00:34:03,361 --> 00:34:08,490 I don't just hate this man, I hate all men. 493 00:34:10,701 --> 00:34:12,619 I hate life! 494 00:34:13,371 --> 00:34:15,038 Have you talked with your wife? 495 00:34:15,289 --> 00:34:16,581 I can't. 496 00:34:16,791 --> 00:34:18,041 Why? 497 00:34:18,251 --> 00:34:20,585 Oh, what it would do to her. 498 00:34:21,254 --> 00:34:23,171 She's been through so much. 499 00:34:23,381 --> 00:34:25,799 Charmaine's a strong woman. 500 00:34:26,467 --> 00:34:29,803 She's gonna find out in the course of the investigation. 501 00:34:31,222 --> 00:34:32,722 I... 502 00:34:34,433 --> 00:34:36,434 I didn't go to the insurance company. 503 00:34:36,644 --> 00:34:37,894 Why not? 504 00:34:38,104 --> 00:34:43,233 Well, legally... What if I'm wrong? I could be hit with a defamation suit. 505 00:34:43,776 --> 00:34:47,487 Arthur, you know what your heart is telling you. 506 00:34:49,407 --> 00:34:51,658 The reason you haven't told Charmaine... 507 00:34:51,909 --> 00:34:55,662 ...is because you know she'll insist you go to the police immediately. 508 00:34:56,247 --> 00:35:00,250 And this'll jeopardize your restaurant, everything. 509 00:35:01,252 --> 00:35:03,587 But you must be strong. 510 00:35:07,341 --> 00:35:11,428 All due respect, Father, you're getting off the subject. 511 00:35:16,601 --> 00:35:18,101 CHRIS: Sorry I'm fucking late. 512 00:35:20,688 --> 00:35:22,230 TONY: Okay. 513 00:35:22,607 --> 00:35:24,482 I need to tell you something. 514 00:35:25,443 --> 00:35:29,779 And I want you should hear from me, not from some asshole on the street. 515 00:35:34,619 --> 00:35:39,706 About four or five months ago I started seeing a psychiatrist. 516 00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:45,295 You know, I was passing out and they couldn't find nothing. 517 00:35:46,839 --> 00:35:48,840 She's been helping me with that. 518 00:35:57,058 --> 00:35:59,809 Okay, give it to me. Give it to my face, come on! 519 00:36:04,649 --> 00:36:09,653 Well, I'm sure you did it with complete discretion. 520 00:36:11,030 --> 00:36:16,201 And speaking for Pussy, if he's still alive, I'm sure he would agree. 521 00:36:16,535 --> 00:36:19,829 Business was not discussed, no names were mentioned. 522 00:36:23,834 --> 00:36:25,543 Junior knows. 523 00:36:26,545 --> 00:36:28,546 He's decided to use it against me. 524 00:36:36,514 --> 00:36:39,349 Ask now, because we're not discussing this again. 525 00:36:42,353 --> 00:36:44,771 It's not the worst thing I ever heard. 526 00:36:45,773 --> 00:36:49,150 I was seeing a therapist myself about a year ago. 527 00:36:53,531 --> 00:36:56,199 I had some issues. Enough said. 528 00:36:56,575 --> 00:36:58,493 I learned some coping skills. 529 00:36:59,537 --> 00:37:04,291 Look, this thing of ours, the way it's going... 530 00:37:05,293 --> 00:37:08,253 ...be better if we could admit to each other... 531 00:37:09,463 --> 00:37:12,924 ...these are painful, stressful times. 532 00:37:15,553 --> 00:37:17,429 But it'll never fucking happen. 533 00:37:20,099 --> 00:37:22,809 What about you? You got a problem with this? 534 00:37:28,649 --> 00:37:31,318 What is it? Like, marriage counseling? 535 00:37:33,321 --> 00:37:36,823 Yeah, like that. Sort of, yeah. 536 00:37:50,421 --> 00:37:53,298 FATHER PHIL: The Contra commandant was trying to scare us priests. 537 00:37:53,507 --> 00:37:56,176 That's so dangerous down there. 538 00:38:01,057 --> 00:38:02,599 FATHER PHIL: It's the de cecco. 539 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:06,978 ROSALIE: The fresh basil really adds to it. 540 00:38:09,106 --> 00:38:12,233 - Father, you got a little... - Thanks. 541 00:38:12,485 --> 00:38:15,904 FATHER PHIL: You want a little bit? - No, please, I have so much at home. 542 00:38:16,447 --> 00:38:18,448 FATHER PHIL: So how are the twins, Rosalie? 543 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:37,258 CHARMAINE: You should say, "Would you like a cocktail or see the wine list?" 544 00:38:37,468 --> 00:38:40,261 ADRIANA: Yeah, sure. I'll do it however you like. 545 00:38:40,471 --> 00:38:43,681 My other job, the waiters do the cocktail solicitation... 546 00:38:43,933 --> 00:38:46,267 ...but if you want, I'll do it as I seat them. 547 00:38:46,477 --> 00:38:48,937 - Good. Great, thanks. - All right. 548 00:38:52,149 --> 00:38:55,693 She catches on fast, that one. Very conscientious. 549 00:38:55,986 --> 00:39:00,573 She's working two jobs to become a music manager, whatever that is. 550 00:39:02,910 --> 00:39:05,120 Everything is going so good. 551 00:39:08,499 --> 00:39:10,708 The new exterminators, I got faith. 552 00:39:10,918 --> 00:39:14,379 The owner is Portuguese. They're sticklers. 553 00:39:15,423 --> 00:39:18,675 I feel so wonderful, we're up and running again. 554 00:39:18,843 --> 00:39:21,344 Oh, you said you had something to tell me. 555 00:39:25,516 --> 00:39:27,434 I like the bar stools. 556 00:39:30,187 --> 00:39:31,729 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 557 00:39:34,692 --> 00:39:36,526 Good morning, everybody! 558 00:39:36,735 --> 00:39:38,862 MEADOW: You're in a good mood today, Dad. 559 00:39:48,122 --> 00:39:51,040 And if Chucky calls, you get me on the cell phone. 560 00:39:51,292 --> 00:39:53,710 Ho! You hear me? 561 00:39:54,378 --> 00:39:57,505 Yeah, okay. I think that I heard you already. 562 00:39:57,715 --> 00:39:59,966 Go take a Midol. 563 00:40:06,891 --> 00:40:08,475 [COUGHS] 564 00:40:23,407 --> 00:40:24,574 [DOG BARKS] 565 00:40:24,783 --> 00:40:28,703 WOMAN: Nipps! Nipps! Bad boy! 566 00:41:13,374 --> 00:41:14,624 [GUNSHOT] 567 00:41:20,256 --> 00:41:21,256 [GUNSHOT] 568 00:41:21,549 --> 00:41:22,840 PAULIE: You prick! 569 00:41:25,553 --> 00:41:26,844 [GUNSHOT] 570 00:41:30,766 --> 00:41:32,141 Motherfucker! 571 00:41:39,942 --> 00:41:42,193 Son of a bitch! Oh, come on, please! 572 00:41:42,486 --> 00:41:44,988 Please, come on! Come on! 573 00:41:45,990 --> 00:41:49,158 Oh, come on! Oh, please. Please! 574 00:41:49,326 --> 00:41:51,327 Fucking poison ivy all over! 575 00:41:53,163 --> 00:41:57,166 My friend Brendan, you shot him in his bathtub! No chance to run! 576 00:41:57,334 --> 00:42:00,795 No! I swear to God, it was Junior. He hated that kid, it was him! 577 00:42:01,046 --> 00:42:03,631 Yeah, right, it was Junior! Mr. Magoo! 578 00:42:03,841 --> 00:42:07,010 Oh, come on, please, please, please! 579 00:42:07,261 --> 00:42:09,304 I can feel it itching me already! 580 00:42:20,024 --> 00:42:22,525 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 581 00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:40,251 AGENT 1: Corrado Soprano? FBI. - Fuck! 582 00:42:47,051 --> 00:42:50,511 AGENT 2: Are you Laurence Barese? - What the fuck? 583 00:42:51,472 --> 00:42:54,307 AGENT 3: Joseph Sasso, you're under arrest. 584 00:42:54,767 --> 00:42:56,309 FEMALE NEWSCASTER: Junior Soprano... 585 00:42:56,477 --> 00:42:59,062 ...boss of the crime family that bears his name... 586 00:42:59,313 --> 00:43:02,315 ...was indicted today on federal racketeering charges. 587 00:43:03,984 --> 00:43:06,444 TONY: Talk about timing, he's lucky he's alive! 588 00:43:06,904 --> 00:43:09,656 FEMALE NEWSCASTER: Along with Laurence "Larry Boy" Barese... 589 00:43:09,865 --> 00:43:12,992 ...ailing alleged underboss, Joseph "Beppy" Sasso... 590 00:43:13,243 --> 00:43:16,287 ...and 13 other reputed mob figures. 591 00:43:16,497 --> 00:43:18,247 Oh, my God! It's Uncle Junior! 592 00:43:18,499 --> 00:43:22,043 Look at the old guy, making him do the perp walk! 593 00:43:22,294 --> 00:43:24,253 A legitimate businessman! 594 00:43:24,463 --> 00:43:27,048 - Dad, cut the crap. - Go dry your hair! 595 00:43:27,299 --> 00:43:30,343 These indictments are part of an ongoing investigation... 596 00:43:30,636 --> 00:43:32,845 ...stretching back nearly four years. 597 00:43:33,055 --> 00:43:37,850 They represent the most crippling blow to Mob activities in New Jersey... 598 00:43:38,185 --> 00:43:41,062 ...since the early 1980s. 599 00:43:42,606 --> 00:43:43,940 Uncle Junior got busted! 600 00:43:44,483 --> 00:43:45,775 Cool! 601 00:43:45,943 --> 00:43:48,986 FEMALE NEWSCASTER: Not seized today, but named in the indictments... 602 00:43:49,154 --> 00:43:53,783 ...was alleged Soprano enforcer and loan sharking chief, Michael Palmice. 603 00:43:54,284 --> 00:43:58,788 Authorities believe Palmice may have fled, acting on prior knowledge. 604 00:43:59,081 --> 00:44:00,415 Oh, lucky him! 605 00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:04,877 Palmice's wife denied any knowledge of her husband's whereabouts. 606 00:44:05,087 --> 00:44:10,133 He was so happy, he was going out to try out his new running shoes. 607 00:44:12,636 --> 00:44:16,848 And he told me that he loved me, and that he would be right back. 608 00:44:17,099 --> 00:44:18,808 [PHONE RINGS] 609 00:44:20,310 --> 00:44:23,146 TONY: All right, go on, go eat somewhere else. 610 00:44:25,149 --> 00:44:28,484 Hello? Counselor, thanks for getting back to me so quick. 611 00:44:30,487 --> 00:44:34,282 TONY: He says the indictment sounds better for the Feds than it really is. 612 00:44:34,491 --> 00:44:36,325 I wasn't named because the focus... 613 00:44:36,577 --> 00:44:39,662 ...is some calling-card scam that Junior and Larry had... 614 00:44:39,872 --> 00:44:44,500 ...and this Diamante technical stock thing that I wasn't into. 615 00:44:45,127 --> 00:44:46,669 Thank God! 616 00:44:47,004 --> 00:44:49,756 That prick, Altieri, gave them reams of shit. 617 00:44:50,007 --> 00:44:54,927 They got stuff on all of us, from the surveillance at Green Grove. 618 00:44:55,179 --> 00:44:56,471 They don't have a case. 619 00:44:56,805 --> 00:44:59,182 An ongoing investigation, the DA said. 620 00:44:59,892 --> 00:45:02,268 They always say that, to make it sound good. 621 00:45:03,228 --> 00:45:05,646 This is no fucking joke. 622 00:45:05,898 --> 00:45:10,610 I gotta worry about the guys that got pinched today, if they flip. 623 00:45:16,742 --> 00:45:21,287 ARTIE: So you double-checked all this? All right, good work. 624 00:45:26,043 --> 00:45:27,960 Art! Hello, how are things? 625 00:45:28,253 --> 00:45:30,254 Good, Father. Busy. 626 00:45:30,464 --> 00:45:31,714 You? 627 00:45:31,924 --> 00:45:34,842 Like the man said, "Rust never sleeps." 628 00:45:35,469 --> 00:45:40,556 Father, I want to thank you for taking the time to talk to me the other day. 629 00:45:41,475 --> 00:45:43,392 Did you bring your wife into things? 630 00:45:44,061 --> 00:45:45,686 - No. - No? 631 00:45:45,896 --> 00:45:48,648 Sitting there in God's house, I realized... 632 00:45:48,899 --> 00:45:51,692 ...you can either be a "yes" person or a "no" person. 633 00:45:52,069 --> 00:45:54,904 A positive ion, or a negative ion. 634 00:45:55,739 --> 00:45:58,699 I'm not quite sure I get what you're saying. 635 00:45:59,076 --> 00:46:00,993 It's just that... 636 00:46:01,245 --> 00:46:04,914 ...this woman's always been an odd bird, a sea of negativity. 637 00:46:05,207 --> 00:46:08,334 As a kid, we took her ravings with a grain of salt. 638 00:46:08,544 --> 00:46:10,920 But you also said the son was unstable. 639 00:46:12,589 --> 00:46:13,756 I was... 640 00:46:13,924 --> 00:46:15,341 ...angry. 641 00:46:15,717 --> 00:46:18,094 Complicated? Yes, he is. 642 00:46:18,345 --> 00:46:21,931 A little too comfortable outside the law? Yes, he is. 643 00:46:22,516 --> 00:46:27,228 But it would only add to the quotient of sorrow in the world to doubt him. 644 00:46:27,729 --> 00:46:32,859 When the source is a person who rarely has a kind word for anyone. 645 00:46:35,112 --> 00:46:36,487 You seem at peace. 646 00:46:36,697 --> 00:46:38,281 I am, Father. 647 00:46:39,575 --> 00:46:40,908 Thank you again, Father. 648 00:46:41,243 --> 00:46:43,452 Sure. Okay, Artie. 649 00:46:47,624 --> 00:46:49,792 CONIGLIARO: Do you prefer "Corrado" or "Junior." 650 00:46:50,502 --> 00:46:52,962 I prefer "Mr. Soprano." 651 00:46:53,463 --> 00:46:56,465 Your tenure as boss was a short one. 652 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,968 Actually, it was unusual in several ways. 653 00:46:59,803 --> 00:47:01,304 Let me put this to you simply. 654 00:47:01,471 --> 00:47:06,225 You can avoid these charges if you will testify that, in fact... 655 00:47:06,435 --> 00:47:09,812 ...you were not the boss of North Jersey, that in fact... 656 00:47:10,063 --> 00:47:13,983 ...your nephew Anthony Soprano was, and is. 657 00:47:14,443 --> 00:47:19,530 That he, de facto, controlled your capos with the backing of New York... 658 00:47:19,865 --> 00:47:22,700 ...communicating through their emissary, John Sacrimoni. 659 00:47:26,204 --> 00:47:28,080 We want Johnny Sack. 660 00:47:28,332 --> 00:47:31,042 But more than him we want Mangano and Teresi. 661 00:47:31,251 --> 00:47:34,503 I want to fuck Angie Dickinson, see who gets lucky first. 662 00:47:34,671 --> 00:47:37,256 We want you to confirm information we have... 663 00:47:37,507 --> 00:47:41,677 ...through informants and wiretap that you were allowed to profit... 664 00:47:41,929 --> 00:47:45,348 ...but you were not making policy, and were not in the loop. 665 00:47:45,515 --> 00:47:48,976 You were positioned to take the hits and now you have. 666 00:47:49,227 --> 00:47:52,855 The question is, how long you gonna keep eating shit? 667 00:47:56,860 --> 00:48:00,363 You're 70 years old. How many years you got left? 668 00:48:08,872 --> 00:48:11,082 My nephew running things? 669 00:48:12,626 --> 00:48:14,877 Not that strunz. 670 00:48:15,212 --> 00:48:17,046 Not in this life. 671 00:48:23,887 --> 00:48:25,221 Hey. 672 00:48:25,722 --> 00:48:27,556 Here, let me schlepp that. 673 00:48:28,725 --> 00:48:30,893 - You got any more in the car? - Hm-mm. 674 00:48:32,646 --> 00:48:33,896 How did you get in? 675 00:48:34,106 --> 00:48:37,149 Liliana. She left early. 676 00:48:37,359 --> 00:48:40,528 So, what they're saying on the TV about the storm, huh? 677 00:48:40,821 --> 00:48:43,239 Yeah. You want some coffee? 678 00:48:43,740 --> 00:48:45,533 Only if you're making it. 679 00:48:45,826 --> 00:48:47,702 Father, don't start that. 680 00:48:48,328 --> 00:48:52,707 No, really. I mean it's practically cocktail hour, anyway. 681 00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:54,375 Glass of wine? 682 00:48:54,835 --> 00:48:57,253 How about a Lillet? You in the mood? 683 00:48:59,506 --> 00:49:03,384 Just came to see how you're holding up with these indictments. 684 00:49:03,635 --> 00:49:05,428 We're hanging in. 685 00:49:07,597 --> 00:49:10,433 What we were talking about a few months back... 686 00:49:10,684 --> 00:49:12,935 Think these recent developments... 687 00:49:13,145 --> 00:49:16,439 ...have brought Tony any closer to re-examining his life? 688 00:49:16,648 --> 00:49:18,399 Making some hard choices? 689 00:49:18,650 --> 00:49:20,484 I told her not to use my card! 690 00:49:20,694 --> 00:49:25,239 No, that's mine. One True Thing, just out on DVD. 691 00:49:25,449 --> 00:49:27,283 I was over at Video One anyway... 692 00:49:27,451 --> 00:49:30,995 ...I thought you'd want to take your mind off these stressors. 693 00:49:34,166 --> 00:49:36,083 You want to stay for dinner? 694 00:49:37,335 --> 00:49:39,086 Something wrong, Carm? 695 00:49:39,296 --> 00:49:41,547 Tell me so I know how many steaks to defrost. 696 00:49:41,757 --> 00:49:43,049 Tony's not gonna make it. 697 00:49:43,508 --> 00:49:45,718 Well, if... 698 00:49:46,636 --> 00:49:49,305 As I was saying, my real concern for Tony... 699 00:49:49,681 --> 00:49:54,101 Father, he doesn't give a flying fuck. You know it and I know it. 700 00:49:54,311 --> 00:49:56,353 At least for the foreseeable future. 701 00:49:56,563 --> 00:49:59,148 - Even a bigger reason... - He's a sinner. 702 00:49:59,357 --> 00:50:04,528 And you come here and eat his steaks, and use his entertainment center. 703 00:50:04,905 --> 00:50:08,741 - Carmela, the DVD is for you. - Really? 704 00:50:08,950 --> 00:50:12,036 Last week I told you I'm not a Renée Zellweger fan! 705 00:50:12,537 --> 00:50:14,747 You did? I don't remember that. 706 00:50:14,956 --> 00:50:18,709 You want to watch One True Thing, fine. At least admit it. 707 00:50:20,587 --> 00:50:24,131 I thought you liked movies. Mea culpa! 708 00:50:24,674 --> 00:50:28,302 Oh, Jesus, I get exactly the same "who, me?" shit with Tony. 709 00:50:28,512 --> 00:50:30,179 Two, I don't need! 710 00:50:31,348 --> 00:50:34,725 "Has Tony thought about changing?" Father, please. 711 00:50:34,976 --> 00:50:39,313 You do think I'm a schnorrer, don't you? A parasite. 712 00:50:39,564 --> 00:50:42,691 You denied it, but clearly that's what you think. 713 00:50:42,943 --> 00:50:44,944 No, you know what I think, Father? 714 00:50:45,362 --> 00:50:48,906 I think you like the... I don't know what to call it... 715 00:50:49,282 --> 00:50:53,410 ...the whiff of sexuality that never goes anyplace. 716 00:50:54,371 --> 00:50:57,414 I have feelings for you, Carmela, I admitted it. 717 00:50:57,707 --> 00:51:01,919 It's my job to deal with them so I can carry on my pastoral duties. 718 00:51:02,337 --> 00:51:05,131 How does Rosalie Aprille fit into your feelings for me? 719 00:51:06,133 --> 00:51:09,176 Oh, so that's it. 720 00:51:10,887 --> 00:51:14,557 I appreciate everything that you've done for me, Father Phil. 721 00:51:15,058 --> 00:51:17,059 The religious counseling... 722 00:51:17,269 --> 00:51:20,479 ...the book on Buddhism, the wonderful chats. 723 00:51:20,730 --> 00:51:22,523 I am very fond of you. 724 00:51:23,733 --> 00:51:25,359 More than fond. 725 00:51:26,695 --> 00:51:29,280 But I think you need to look at yourself. 726 00:51:31,241 --> 00:51:33,367 Call this an intervention. 727 00:51:34,494 --> 00:51:39,582 I think you have this m.o. where you manipulate spiritually thirsty women. 728 00:51:40,292 --> 00:51:43,377 And I think a lot of it is tied up with food somehow... 729 00:51:43,587 --> 00:51:46,505 ...as well as the sexual tension game. 730 00:51:51,011 --> 00:51:52,094 Whoa. 731 00:52:35,472 --> 00:52:37,389 [THUNDER] 732 00:52:42,145 --> 00:52:45,689 GIACULO: Mr. Soprano! Your wife found you, good. 733 00:52:46,107 --> 00:52:48,067 What are you talking about? 734 00:52:48,276 --> 00:52:51,862 You haven't spoken? We left a message on your home machine. 735 00:52:52,072 --> 00:52:53,989 Your mom's had a stroke. 736 00:52:54,491 --> 00:52:55,741 Stroke? 737 00:52:55,992 --> 00:52:59,286 The news on TV upset her, not that it's my business. 738 00:52:59,496 --> 00:53:00,871 Anyhow, it just happened. 739 00:53:01,081 --> 00:53:04,833 The EMTs are stabilizing her for the ride to St. Vincent's. 740 00:53:06,127 --> 00:53:07,503 TONY: Ma... 741 00:53:08,964 --> 00:53:10,464 I know what you did. 742 00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,509 Your only son. Your middle child. 743 00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,178 She can't answer, her speech has been affected! 744 00:53:16,429 --> 00:53:18,222 Yeah, my ass. 745 00:53:18,431 --> 00:53:22,768 I heard the FBI tapes, Ma. You know what I'm talking about. 746 00:53:23,311 --> 00:53:25,521 George Clooney, don't get in the middle! 747 00:53:25,689 --> 00:53:28,440 GIACULO: Call security! TONY: Uncle Jun's in jail now. 748 00:53:28,692 --> 00:53:31,694 I got one more little detail to take care of. 749 00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,780 I don't die that fucking easy, Ma! 750 00:53:34,990 --> 00:53:37,700 I'll live a long life. More than I can say for you. 751 00:53:37,867 --> 00:53:39,702 EMT: All right, that's enough! 752 00:53:40,078 --> 00:53:41,370 GIACULO: Keep her moving! 753 00:53:41,538 --> 00:53:43,205 You try to have me whacked?! 754 00:53:43,456 --> 00:53:44,915 GIACULO: She doesn't understand! 755 00:53:45,166 --> 00:53:49,169 She's smiling, look at her face! She's smiling! 756 00:53:49,546 --> 00:53:51,088 Get off me! 757 00:53:51,339 --> 00:53:54,550 Look at her face! She's got a fucking smile on her face! 758 00:53:54,801 --> 00:53:57,094 All right, that's enough! 759 00:54:20,118 --> 00:54:22,953 [MEXICAN MUSIC ON RADIO] 760 00:54:29,044 --> 00:54:31,045 She go vacation! 761 00:54:37,052 --> 00:54:39,178 [THUNDER] 762 00:54:55,653 --> 00:54:59,365 MEADOW: Dad, give it up. We're not gonna make it to Aunt Patty's. 763 00:55:02,410 --> 00:55:05,537 Dad, hello! We're not gonna make it to Aunt Patty's. 764 00:55:05,789 --> 00:55:07,998 Why did I buy a goddamn off-road vehicle? 765 00:55:08,208 --> 00:55:10,626 To waste petrochemical resources? 766 00:55:11,628 --> 00:55:15,130 She's right, we can't keep driving. I can hardly see in front of us. 767 00:55:15,757 --> 00:55:18,926 - What street are we on? CARMELA: I think it's Walnut Parkway. 768 00:55:19,552 --> 00:55:20,803 TONY: I've got an idea. 769 00:55:30,105 --> 00:55:31,522 TONY: Come on, come on! Inside! 770 00:55:31,731 --> 00:55:34,650 MEADOW: He better be open! TONY: Forget the umbrella, come on! 771 00:55:43,159 --> 00:55:44,493 Artie, thank Christ! 772 00:55:44,744 --> 00:55:46,787 We picked up the kids at school... 773 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,665 ...we can't get home. There's a tree across Mountain Ave. 774 00:55:49,916 --> 00:55:51,208 Oh, Madonna! 775 00:55:51,418 --> 00:55:53,836 We've been driving since 7, nobody's eaten. 776 00:55:54,045 --> 00:55:58,215 I got no power, I'm closing soon as these last people leave. 777 00:55:58,425 --> 00:56:00,008 Let's go to Mickey D's. 778 00:56:00,218 --> 00:56:02,344 Yeah, all right, let's go. 779 00:56:04,013 --> 00:56:05,556 - Let's go. - No! 780 00:56:05,807 --> 00:56:08,016 Come on! Come on! 781 00:56:08,184 --> 00:56:10,686 We'll figure out something, come on! 782 00:56:12,188 --> 00:56:14,982 They gave me steroids too, but it fucked me up! 783 00:56:15,191 --> 00:56:18,026 Keep away from me, because I skeeve, all right? 784 00:56:18,278 --> 00:56:19,695 TONY: Hey, look at this! 785 00:56:20,196 --> 00:56:22,614 PAULIE: Hey, what are you doing, you all right? 786 00:56:22,866 --> 00:56:24,283 TONY: How you doing, pal? 787 00:56:24,826 --> 00:56:26,493 Adriana, you look beautiful. 788 00:56:26,703 --> 00:56:28,203 How you doing? 789 00:56:32,876 --> 00:56:34,209 How are you? 790 00:56:35,211 --> 00:56:39,089 Chiara, her brother and sister are in the kitchen if you want to say hi. 791 00:56:39,299 --> 00:56:40,883 More refugees. 792 00:56:41,134 --> 00:56:42,676 ARTIE: The gas is still working. 793 00:56:42,886 --> 00:56:45,512 I'm cooking by candlelight. I can make anything... 794 00:56:45,722 --> 00:56:47,681 Whatever you got is fine. 795 00:56:48,558 --> 00:56:52,561 Jose! Cabernet, por favor. Regeleali, right? 796 00:56:53,021 --> 00:56:54,480 Yeah, beautiful. 797 00:56:56,232 --> 00:56:58,150 CHARMAINE: No cigars, please. 798 00:57:05,241 --> 00:57:08,368 SYLVIO: Look at that fucking lovesick pygmy over there. 799 00:57:10,580 --> 00:57:14,374 The skip seeing a psychiatrist... How does that sit with your ass? 800 00:57:15,585 --> 00:57:19,087 I usually do sit with my ass. Why don't you sit with yours? 801 00:57:19,297 --> 00:57:21,757 Hey, Pat Cooper over here. 802 00:57:22,675 --> 00:57:26,970 Wait a minute, this bothers you? You saw a fucking psychiatrist! 803 00:57:27,180 --> 00:57:28,430 Not a woman! 804 00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:31,767 I can't get past that. It don't compute for me. 805 00:57:32,018 --> 00:57:33,644 You're the one with the issues. 806 00:57:33,895 --> 00:57:36,522 Woman issues. I don't want to fucking go there. 807 00:57:36,731 --> 00:57:38,106 Let's not. 808 00:57:38,733 --> 00:57:41,985 Irregardless, I said my piece. 809 00:57:42,195 --> 00:57:43,862 What're you getting at, Paulie? 810 00:57:45,198 --> 00:57:46,782 Nothing. 811 00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:50,869 Look, he's gonna be the new boss now. 812 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:55,040 In name, in everything. Wish him buona fortuna. 813 00:57:59,212 --> 00:58:01,672 ANTHONY: You guys got any peanut butter back here? 814 00:58:14,310 --> 00:58:17,646 Oh, God, Artie, you saved our frigging lives here! 815 00:58:18,481 --> 00:58:21,483 - It's beautiful, Artie, thank you! ARTIE: Enjoy! 816 00:58:25,363 --> 00:58:26,488 Fuck! 817 00:58:26,656 --> 00:58:28,574 - Hey! - You said "frig." 818 00:58:32,370 --> 00:58:33,829 Wait a minute. 819 00:58:35,623 --> 00:58:37,332 I'd like to propose a toast. 820 00:58:39,419 --> 00:58:41,086 To my family. 821 00:58:44,090 --> 00:58:48,135 Someday soon, you're gonna have families of your own. 822 00:58:48,595 --> 00:58:51,096 And if you're lucky... 823 00:58:51,306 --> 00:58:54,016 ...you'll remember the little moments... 824 00:58:54,267 --> 00:58:55,851 ...like this. 825 00:59:00,690 --> 00:59:02,232 That were good. 826 00:59:04,861 --> 00:59:06,236 Cheers!