1 00:03:03,913 --> 00:03:06,123 Do you like that? 2 00:04:08,602 --> 00:04:11,397 Oh, Harry. 3 00:04:13,607 --> 00:04:15,359 Josie. 4 00:04:15,567 --> 00:04:17,653 Yes. 5 00:04:17,820 --> 00:04:21,824 Yes, it's me. 6 00:04:22,491 --> 00:04:24,159 I'm here. 7 00:04:24,368 --> 00:04:29,707 - Josie. - Harry, I'm here. 8 00:04:30,916 --> 00:04:32,751 Josie... 9 00:05:45,115 --> 00:05:46,658 Room service. 10 00:05:46,825 --> 00:05:49,453 Come on in. It's open. 11 00:05:53,415 --> 00:05:55,751 You can just put it on the table. 12 00:05:56,752 --> 00:05:57,878 Audrey. 13 00:05:58,087 --> 00:05:59,546 I trust your sleep was untroubled? 14 00:05:59,713 --> 00:06:01,799 Here at The Great Northern, we aim to make your stay 15 00:06:01,965 --> 00:06:05,427 as comfortable and as enjoyable as possible. 16 00:06:05,594 --> 00:06:09,598 You know, we take the concept of room service very seriously. 17 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:11,308 Oh. 18 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:14,645 Do you remember your grandfather? 19 00:06:14,853 --> 00:06:15,896 Mm-hm. 20 00:06:16,063 --> 00:06:17,940 Colorful man, one of the wisest I ever met. 21 00:06:18,273 --> 00:06:19,858 You know what he once said? 22 00:06:20,025 --> 00:06:23,028 He said if you're gonna bring a hammer, you better bring nails. 23 00:06:24,238 --> 00:06:26,031 What's that supposed to mean? 24 00:06:26,198 --> 00:06:28,367 What that means is the next time you come into my room 25 00:06:28,534 --> 00:06:30,411 and carry on, you'd better be ready to finish 26 00:06:30,577 --> 00:06:32,079 whatever it is you came here to start. 27 00:06:34,415 --> 00:06:37,167 - Maybe I'm ready now. - Then be yourself. 28 00:06:38,085 --> 00:06:40,921 I am being myself. 29 00:06:42,673 --> 00:06:43,924 You're right. 30 00:06:44,133 --> 00:06:45,717 You're absolutely right. 31 00:06:45,926 --> 00:06:48,470 I stand corrected. You're a beautiful, intelligent young woman. 32 00:06:50,681 --> 00:06:51,723 What else? 33 00:06:52,141 --> 00:06:53,475 Uh... 34 00:06:54,059 --> 00:06:58,355 You have an undeniable magic about you 35 00:06:59,106 --> 00:07:02,025 that inspires a plan. 36 00:07:03,026 --> 00:07:04,695 Flight at sunset and dinner for two? 37 00:07:05,654 --> 00:07:08,157 - When? - What, the flight or the sunset? 38 00:07:08,824 --> 00:07:12,119 Well, I have to go to the library and have a meeting with my father later. 39 00:07:12,327 --> 00:07:14,079 A simple yes or no would do. 40 00:07:16,081 --> 00:07:17,124 Yes. 41 00:07:22,504 --> 00:07:26,216 And if you bring a hammer, you better bring some nails too. 42 00:07:39,188 --> 00:07:41,148 Anything? 43 00:07:41,315 --> 00:07:45,152 No, not a word. She wants to speak to the South African consulate. 44 00:07:45,319 --> 00:07:47,613 In Twin Peaks? 45 00:07:48,447 --> 00:07:51,325 Why would Eckhardt want me dead? 46 00:07:51,742 --> 00:07:54,411 Sexual jealousy. 47 00:07:55,037 --> 00:07:56,622 - Oh, yeah. - Mm-hm. 48 00:07:56,788 --> 00:07:58,332 It's good to have you back, Harry. 49 00:07:58,499 --> 00:08:00,792 Taken me a day or so to get my sea legs. 50 00:08:00,959 --> 00:08:03,462 Well, to be honest, it looks like you went down with the ship. 51 00:08:03,629 --> 00:08:05,130 Why don't you go home and recuperate? 52 00:08:05,297 --> 00:08:08,967 No, all I need is some coffee, maybe a little food. 53 00:08:09,134 --> 00:08:11,303 Sure-fire cure for a hangover, Harry. 54 00:08:11,470 --> 00:08:14,097 You take a glass of nearly frozen, unstrained tomato juice. 55 00:08:14,264 --> 00:08:16,600 You plop a couple of oysters in there, you drink it down. 56 00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:17,809 Breathe deeply. 57 00:08:17,976 --> 00:08:20,354 Next, you take a mound, and I mean a mound, of sweetbreads, 58 00:08:20,521 --> 00:08:22,731 sauté them with some chestnuts and some Canadian bacon. 59 00:08:22,898 --> 00:08:24,441 Finally, biscuits. 60 00:08:24,608 --> 00:08:26,527 Big biscuits, smothered in gravy. 61 00:08:26,693 --> 00:08:29,446 Now, here's where it gets tricky. You're gonna need some anchovies-- 62 00:08:29,613 --> 00:08:31,740 Excuse me. 63 00:08:35,786 --> 00:08:37,162 That should do it. 64 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:44,628 The bonsai. The ultimate miniature. 65 00:08:45,337 --> 00:08:48,131 Bicarbonate of soda, the ultimate digestive aid. 66 00:08:51,176 --> 00:08:54,721 Harry, quaff in good health. 67 00:08:55,681 --> 00:08:57,391 - Thank you. - Mm. 68 00:09:01,228 --> 00:09:03,855 Where the hell did that come from? 69 00:09:04,606 --> 00:09:06,441 It was delivered this morning. 70 00:09:13,615 --> 00:09:14,992 It's from Josie. 71 00:09:17,077 --> 00:09:20,414 Harry, Windom Earle was at my house. 72 00:09:22,916 --> 00:09:26,128 Windom Earle. When? 73 00:09:26,295 --> 00:09:29,965 Yesterday. He left this with Donna. 74 00:09:31,550 --> 00:09:34,094 He's closing in, Harry. 75 00:09:34,553 --> 00:09:37,681 Knight to King Bishop 3. What do we do? 76 00:09:37,848 --> 00:09:39,766 We publish our next move today. 77 00:09:39,933 --> 00:09:41,893 Thanks, Lucy. 78 00:09:42,060 --> 00:09:43,478 Brace yourself, Harry. 79 00:09:43,645 --> 00:09:46,189 - Agent Dale Cooper. - Gordon Cole. 80 00:09:46,356 --> 00:09:48,233 Sure sorry to interrupt you fellas. 81 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,861 But, Coop, I'm bringing you the classified portion 82 00:09:51,028 --> 00:09:53,822 of the Windom Earle dossier. 83 00:09:53,989 --> 00:09:55,240 Back from Bend? 84 00:09:55,407 --> 00:09:56,825 Been on over to Bend, Oregon. 85 00:09:56,992 --> 00:09:59,494 Whole lot of shaking going on down in Bend. 86 00:10:01,788 --> 00:10:04,291 Enter Gordon Cole. 87 00:10:08,295 --> 00:10:10,672 This is so galling, Leo. 88 00:10:10,839 --> 00:10:15,052 Young Dale is continually refusing to play fair! 89 00:10:15,552 --> 00:10:17,346 When Earle went boi-oi-oing, 90 00:10:17,512 --> 00:10:20,515 the doctors discovered he was on haloperidol. 91 00:10:20,682 --> 00:10:23,268 The same drug the one-armed man, Gerard, was on. 92 00:10:23,935 --> 00:10:26,688 - What's that? - Gerard used the same drug. 93 00:10:26,855 --> 00:10:27,898 You got it. 94 00:10:28,065 --> 00:10:30,442 But they figured he was using the drug to fake his illness, 95 00:10:30,609 --> 00:10:32,235 just as you suspected, Coop. 96 00:10:32,402 --> 00:10:34,738 Definite schizoid maneuvering. 97 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,412 "Project Blue Book"? 98 00:10:42,579 --> 00:10:44,414 My God, Gordon, what was he doing on this? 99 00:10:44,581 --> 00:10:48,418 The Bureau loaned Earle out to the Air Force in 1965. 100 00:10:48,585 --> 00:10:51,963 Reports on his two-year hitch are blacked out. National security. 101 00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:53,173 Wait a minute. 102 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:55,384 Earle was investigating UFOs? 103 00:10:55,842 --> 00:10:57,594 Major Briggs, Harry. 104 00:10:57,761 --> 00:11:00,597 Gordon, there are some curious linkages here. 105 00:11:00,764 --> 00:11:03,850 The word "linkage" reminds me of sausage. 106 00:11:04,059 --> 00:11:07,396 Never cared much for the links, preferred the patties. 107 00:11:07,562 --> 00:11:10,941 But breakfast is a real good idea. 108 00:11:11,108 --> 00:11:12,150 Bonsai. 109 00:11:12,317 --> 00:11:14,820 Remember those old World War II movies? 110 00:11:14,986 --> 00:11:16,488 Bonsai! 111 00:11:18,031 --> 00:11:19,449 Damnation! 112 00:11:24,621 --> 00:11:27,708 Good to see you again, doc. Sheriff, we'll be riding with you. 113 00:11:27,874 --> 00:11:29,084 Cruiser's right outside. 114 00:11:29,251 --> 00:11:30,794 Hold it one second there, Coop. 115 00:11:30,961 --> 00:11:33,130 You'd better dust off your own black suit. 116 00:11:33,296 --> 00:11:35,340 With Windom Earle rolling around loose on the deck, 117 00:11:35,507 --> 00:11:37,259 we need you back on the team. 118 00:11:37,426 --> 00:11:38,927 What are you saying, Gordon? 119 00:11:39,094 --> 00:11:41,596 Coop, it gives me great pleasure to reinstate you 120 00:11:41,763 --> 00:11:45,350 into the Federal Bureau of Investigation. 121 00:11:47,436 --> 00:11:50,397 Brand-new issue, more accurate and efficient. 122 00:11:50,564 --> 00:11:52,607 Smith & Wesson, ten millimeter. 123 00:11:52,774 --> 00:11:56,695 Model 1076, all stainless steel. 124 00:11:56,862 --> 00:12:00,365 It's a beautiful weapon, Coop, and it's all yours. 125 00:12:00,532 --> 00:12:01,908 Thank you, Gordon. 126 00:12:02,075 --> 00:12:05,871 Cooper, we're gonna find Earle. We will pursue, 127 00:12:06,037 --> 00:12:09,374 - capture and incarcerate. - Capture and incarcerate. 128 00:12:09,541 --> 00:12:11,960 Let's hit the road. 129 00:12:14,796 --> 00:12:16,590 Come on, buster, I'm buying. 130 00:12:16,757 --> 00:12:19,092 On your tail, Gordon. 131 00:12:21,219 --> 00:12:23,346 Now, Leo... 132 00:12:26,975 --> 00:12:28,185 ...pick three cards. 133 00:12:34,858 --> 00:12:36,610 One, 134 00:12:37,194 --> 00:12:39,321 two, 135 00:12:40,030 --> 00:12:42,282 three. 136 00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:45,660 Queen Donna. 137 00:12:48,288 --> 00:12:51,583 Queen Audrey. 138 00:12:52,626 --> 00:12:55,212 Queen Shelly, good. 139 00:12:56,671 --> 00:13:00,884 Now, see if you can find the king. 140 00:13:09,184 --> 00:13:10,268 Little Dale. 141 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:15,565 Now, we need one more queen. 142 00:13:16,358 --> 00:13:18,109 Let's see. 143 00:13:19,319 --> 00:13:21,696 The queen of hearts. 144 00:13:22,739 --> 00:13:23,782 Let me see. 145 00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:27,118 Miss Twin Peaks. 146 00:13:27,661 --> 00:13:31,706 Now, what do you get if you win? You get a dozen roses, 147 00:13:31,915 --> 00:13:35,001 a scholarship to the college of your choice, 148 00:13:35,168 --> 00:13:37,796 the accolades of your peers... 149 00:13:37,963 --> 00:13:39,631 Oh, yes, I know. 150 00:13:41,091 --> 00:13:42,759 You get to die. 151 00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:47,180 A royal execution. 152 00:13:50,684 --> 00:13:53,353 And Cooper 153 00:13:56,439 --> 00:13:58,900 gets to watch. 154 00:14:49,534 --> 00:14:51,119 Hello, Ben. 155 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,414 I need to talk to you. 156 00:15:09,638 --> 00:15:10,722 How was everything, sir? 157 00:15:13,683 --> 00:15:15,894 Unbelievable. 158 00:15:19,397 --> 00:15:22,275 - Is Audrey Horne here? - She's in the back. I'll get her for you. 159 00:15:22,484 --> 00:15:23,568 Thanks. 160 00:15:24,027 --> 00:15:25,278 Donna, hi. 161 00:15:26,821 --> 00:15:28,239 Hi, Donna. 162 00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:30,659 Hi. 163 00:15:33,912 --> 00:15:36,122 - Hi, Donna. - Hi. 164 00:15:36,289 --> 00:15:38,500 - Can I talk to you for a minute? - Sure. 165 00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:43,505 This might sound a little strange. 166 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:44,923 What? 167 00:15:45,256 --> 00:15:49,135 Would you know any reason why my mom's visiting your dad? 168 00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:51,304 Not offhand. 169 00:15:52,514 --> 00:15:57,394 Okay, well, yesterday he came by the house to see my mom. 170 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,688 And today she drove over here to see him. 171 00:16:00,105 --> 00:16:02,691 Maybe she's just helping him with the Stop Ghostwood campaign. 172 00:16:02,857 --> 00:16:06,236 No, she would have said something to me, and she hasn't said a word. 173 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,615 Is she here now? 174 00:16:10,824 --> 00:16:12,951 They're in his office together. 175 00:16:17,622 --> 00:16:20,166 No, I won't accept them. 176 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,793 They're your letters. 177 00:16:22,419 --> 00:16:23,795 They were written to you. 178 00:16:23,962 --> 00:16:25,296 I don't want them. 179 00:16:25,463 --> 00:16:28,550 I won't have them in my house any longer. 180 00:16:28,717 --> 00:16:31,302 You've had them for 20 years. 181 00:16:31,469 --> 00:16:33,138 Why now? 182 00:16:33,304 --> 00:16:36,224 That's just what I'm asking you. Why now? 183 00:16:36,391 --> 00:16:39,728 They'll only succeed in ripping apart old wounds. 184 00:16:39,894 --> 00:16:42,397 I can't bear the thought of it. 185 00:16:45,525 --> 00:16:46,901 Eileen. 186 00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:51,114 Eileen, why don't you believe me? 187 00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:52,323 Words aren't good enough. 188 00:16:52,490 --> 00:16:55,660 I want my actions to speak for me. Haven't you been listening? 189 00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:57,787 I have been wrong all these years. 190 00:16:57,954 --> 00:17:01,624 I am trying to make up for it. 191 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,420 Sometimes making up for things only makes it worse. 192 00:17:05,587 --> 00:17:08,048 Oh, Eileen. 193 00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:14,763 You should have been the best thing that ever happened to me. 194 00:17:14,929 --> 00:17:17,557 Ben, please. 195 00:17:19,893 --> 00:17:22,479 I haven't held you since that night. 196 00:17:22,645 --> 00:17:24,439 Don't. 197 00:17:24,647 --> 00:17:27,275 Oh, I wanna hold you. 198 00:17:27,692 --> 00:17:29,903 I wanna go back. 199 00:17:30,195 --> 00:17:33,281 - God, if you'd just-- - Please, don't! 200 00:17:38,787 --> 00:17:40,914 I'm sorry. 201 00:17:46,878 --> 00:17:49,923 - Have you told her? - God, no. 202 00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:54,385 Never. I never will. And you must promise me the same. 203 00:17:54,552 --> 00:17:57,555 You mustn't come over again. 204 00:17:58,431 --> 00:18:01,101 You must stay away from her. 205 00:18:03,144 --> 00:18:05,271 I understand. 206 00:18:05,438 --> 00:18:07,607 I hope you do. 207 00:18:16,282 --> 00:18:19,035 What the hell was that all about? 208 00:18:19,702 --> 00:18:21,830 I don't know. 209 00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:28,128 But I'm gonna find out. 210 00:18:29,504 --> 00:18:32,340 Harry, the best cure I ever came across for a hangover 211 00:18:32,507 --> 00:18:35,135 was raw meat, and plenty of it. 212 00:18:35,301 --> 00:18:36,636 You break an egg on it. 213 00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:42,725 Add in some salted anchovies, Tabasco and Worcestershire sauce. 214 00:18:42,892 --> 00:18:45,854 If you want, we can order up some for you. 215 00:18:48,731 --> 00:18:51,568 Now that I come to mention it, Coop, you know what I'm in the mood for? 216 00:18:51,734 --> 00:18:52,777 What's that, Gordon? 217 00:18:52,944 --> 00:18:54,863 A steak so rare you could sell it at Tiffany's. 218 00:18:55,029 --> 00:18:57,699 Well, you've come to the right place. 219 00:18:58,324 --> 00:19:00,285 Good deal. 220 00:19:01,703 --> 00:19:04,539 Holy smokes, who is that? 221 00:19:06,749 --> 00:19:07,876 Shelly Johnson. 222 00:19:09,752 --> 00:19:11,045 Shelly Johnson! 223 00:19:15,508 --> 00:19:17,552 What a beauty. 224 00:19:17,719 --> 00:19:21,055 Kind of reminds me of that statue, the babe without the arms. 225 00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:23,600 - Venus de Milo. - The name was Milo, 226 00:19:23,766 --> 00:19:25,935 but that's beside the point. 227 00:19:26,102 --> 00:19:29,439 That's the kind of girl to make you wish you spoke a little French. 228 00:19:31,357 --> 00:19:36,738 Excuse me, Coop, while I try my hand at a little counter Esperanto. 229 00:19:36,905 --> 00:19:38,990 Good luck, Gordon. 230 00:19:41,784 --> 00:19:43,077 Hello. 231 00:19:43,286 --> 00:19:47,332 I was wondering if I might trouble you for a cup of strong black coffee 232 00:19:47,832 --> 00:19:48,917 and in the process, 233 00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:53,213 engage you with an anecdote of no small amusement. 234 00:19:54,339 --> 00:19:56,299 The name is Gordon Cole, 235 00:19:56,507 --> 00:19:58,718 and I couldn't help but notice you from the booth. 236 00:19:58,885 --> 00:20:02,722 And, well, seeing your beauty now, 237 00:20:02,889 --> 00:20:07,268 I feel as though my stomach is filled with a team of bumblebees. 238 00:20:07,685 --> 00:20:09,729 You don't have to shout. I can hear you. 239 00:20:10,563 --> 00:20:12,607 I heard that. 240 00:20:12,774 --> 00:20:14,442 I heard that. 241 00:20:15,151 --> 00:20:17,070 Um, do you want anything besides coffee? 242 00:20:17,278 --> 00:20:18,988 I heard you perfectly. 243 00:20:19,197 --> 00:20:21,032 And I can hear you, honest, please-- 244 00:20:21,199 --> 00:20:23,576 You don't understand. 245 00:20:23,785 --> 00:20:25,828 You don't understand, Miss Johnson. 246 00:20:25,995 --> 00:20:27,914 - Do you see these? - Uh-huh. 247 00:20:28,081 --> 00:20:30,750 For 20 years, I've been asking people to please speak up, 248 00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:34,420 but for some weird reason, I can hear you clear as a bell. 249 00:20:34,587 --> 00:20:36,005 Say something else. 250 00:20:37,048 --> 00:20:38,258 Um, uh... 251 00:20:38,424 --> 00:20:40,051 Do you want pie with your coffee? 252 00:20:40,802 --> 00:20:43,263 Good Lord. I can hear you perfectly. 253 00:20:43,429 --> 00:20:47,308 This is like some kind of miracle. A phenomenon. 254 00:20:47,517 --> 00:20:49,686 - What's wrong with miracles? - What's that? 255 00:20:51,771 --> 00:20:54,524 This cherry pie is a miracle. 256 00:20:55,108 --> 00:20:59,988 Would you please ask the lady with the log to speak up? 257 00:21:00,154 --> 00:21:04,200 Um, the pie. She was talking about the cherry pie. 258 00:21:04,409 --> 00:21:07,495 I heard you again. I heard you again. 259 00:21:09,163 --> 00:21:10,331 Would you like some pie? 260 00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:12,834 Massive, massive quantities. 261 00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:16,421 And a glass of water, sweetheart. My socks are on fire. 262 00:21:39,319 --> 00:21:41,070 Harry. 263 00:21:42,071 --> 00:21:45,033 That looks like a chickadee on a Dodge Dart. 264 00:21:45,199 --> 00:21:49,620 No, it looks like a finch on a Dodge Dart. 265 00:21:49,787 --> 00:21:52,540 Nope, chickadee on a Dodge Dart. 266 00:21:54,751 --> 00:21:58,004 - Hi. - Hi. Cup of deep black joe? 267 00:21:58,546 --> 00:21:59,589 You bet. 268 00:22:03,509 --> 00:22:05,636 What do you recommend for a hangover? 269 00:22:06,304 --> 00:22:07,764 Teetotaling and prayer. 270 00:22:08,431 --> 00:22:09,474 Good answer. 271 00:22:09,974 --> 00:22:12,268 I'll try some coffee. 272 00:22:13,978 --> 00:22:15,438 How are you today? 273 00:22:16,898 --> 00:22:18,524 I'm fine. 274 00:22:18,691 --> 00:22:19,901 I'm weird, actually. 275 00:22:20,276 --> 00:22:21,694 I'm disoriented. 276 00:22:21,903 --> 00:22:24,238 I'm not sure where I am. I mean, I know where I am, 277 00:22:24,405 --> 00:22:26,824 but it feels odd being here. 278 00:22:26,991 --> 00:22:28,117 I'm okay. 279 00:22:29,077 --> 00:22:30,578 Okay. 280 00:22:30,745 --> 00:22:32,997 Listen to me. I've been out of circulation so long, 281 00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:35,666 I've completely forgotten the social niceties. 282 00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:37,001 I mean, you ask me how I am, 283 00:22:37,168 --> 00:22:38,753 I'm not really supposed to say how I am. 284 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,839 I'm supposed to say, "I'm fine, thanks. How are you?" 285 00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:44,175 I'm fine, thanks. 286 00:22:46,969 --> 00:22:48,971 You must think I'm really strange. 287 00:22:49,138 --> 00:22:50,431 No. 288 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,475 Well, with due respect to the social niceties, 289 00:22:52,642 --> 00:22:55,937 even if you did think I was strange, you wouldn't tell me, would you? 290 00:22:56,145 --> 00:22:58,439 No, if I thought you were strange, I'd tell you. 291 00:22:58,648 --> 00:23:00,733 And you don't think so? 292 00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:02,610 Not a bit. 293 00:23:03,236 --> 00:23:06,072 Good. Glad we got that cleared up. 294 00:23:06,239 --> 00:23:08,825 So, what will you have? 295 00:23:08,991 --> 00:23:13,454 I would like a chicken potpie and a large glass of milk, please. 296 00:23:13,663 --> 00:23:16,124 Good choice. All the major food groups represented. 297 00:23:16,707 --> 00:23:21,003 Turkey sandwich, whole wheat, lettuce, dollop of mayonnaise, 298 00:23:21,170 --> 00:23:22,463 and I've got a joke for you. 299 00:23:23,172 --> 00:23:25,508 Two penguins were walking across an iceberg. 300 00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:28,302 One penguin turned to the second penguin and said: 301 00:23:28,469 --> 00:23:30,388 "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo." 302 00:23:30,555 --> 00:23:31,639 Annie? 303 00:23:32,014 --> 00:23:33,808 I heard that. 304 00:23:34,559 --> 00:23:36,561 Wait a minute. I'll be right back. 305 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,188 I wasn't quite finished. 306 00:23:41,315 --> 00:23:43,151 How long you been in love with her? 307 00:23:44,819 --> 00:23:46,612 Harry, who said anything about love? 308 00:23:47,488 --> 00:23:51,242 Coop, you just tried to tell her a joke. 309 00:23:51,784 --> 00:23:53,619 I did? 310 00:23:57,123 --> 00:23:59,834 So, what did the second penguin say? 311 00:24:00,585 --> 00:24:02,628 Well, the first penguin said to the second penguin: 312 00:24:02,795 --> 00:24:04,672 "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo." 313 00:24:04,839 --> 00:24:08,634 And the second penguin said, "Maybe I am." 314 00:24:12,638 --> 00:24:14,765 The defense rests. 315 00:24:15,641 --> 00:24:17,810 Do you want some more pie? A whole pie? 316 00:24:18,019 --> 00:24:21,689 Yes, I would, Miss Johnson, and a piece of paper and a pencil. 317 00:24:21,856 --> 00:24:25,443 I plan on writing an epic poem about this gorgeous pie. 318 00:24:26,152 --> 00:24:27,945 Okay. 319 00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:36,662 I see that you've been to Owl Cave. 320 00:24:37,371 --> 00:24:38,915 Sorry? 321 00:24:39,081 --> 00:24:42,126 Well, that design looks like the one up at Owl Cave. 322 00:24:43,085 --> 00:24:44,921 Let me see that. 323 00:24:45,087 --> 00:24:47,507 I combined Major Briggs' tattoo with the Log Lady's. 324 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,386 This looks exactly like the one at Owl Cave. 325 00:24:53,304 --> 00:24:56,766 Harry, I've got to see this Owl Cave. 326 00:25:16,369 --> 00:25:17,495 Dear Donna, 327 00:25:17,870 --> 00:25:20,456 You were right, I had to go. 328 00:25:20,623 --> 00:25:23,876 Everything feels different when you're on the road. 329 00:25:24,210 --> 00:25:26,254 It feels better. 330 00:25:26,671 --> 00:25:28,756 San Francisco's really cool. 331 00:25:28,923 --> 00:25:31,217 Next stop, Mexico. 332 00:25:31,384 --> 00:25:33,594 I'll be back with a million stories. 333 00:25:33,761 --> 00:25:35,429 I promise. 334 00:25:35,596 --> 00:25:38,641 I love you, James. 335 00:25:48,109 --> 00:25:49,735 James? 336 00:25:50,653 --> 00:25:51,862 How is he? 337 00:25:52,363 --> 00:25:53,698 He's good. 338 00:25:53,864 --> 00:25:55,950 He's doing what he needed to do. 339 00:25:57,243 --> 00:25:58,578 He'll be back. 340 00:26:01,706 --> 00:26:05,042 Dad, can I ask you something? 341 00:26:05,501 --> 00:26:06,627 Sure. 342 00:26:06,836 --> 00:26:08,921 How does Mom know Benjamin Horne? 343 00:26:09,630 --> 00:26:13,092 I doubt that she does, Donna. Not very well. 344 00:26:13,551 --> 00:26:15,094 He was over here yesterday. 345 00:26:15,303 --> 00:26:17,388 They were talking like old friends. 346 00:26:17,597 --> 00:26:19,765 Your mother works a lot with the local charities. 347 00:26:19,932 --> 00:26:23,185 I'm sure even Ben contributes once in a while. 348 00:26:23,394 --> 00:26:26,897 She drove to The Great Northern this morning to see him again. 349 00:26:27,064 --> 00:26:30,359 Ah, probably something to do with a fundraiser. 350 00:26:30,526 --> 00:26:31,569 I don't think so. 351 00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:35,948 Yeah, that's exactly what it was. She told me at breakfast. 352 00:26:36,115 --> 00:26:38,576 One of those heal-the-planet things. 353 00:26:40,578 --> 00:26:42,413 Well, she didn't mention it to me. 354 00:26:42,913 --> 00:26:45,416 Well, that's exactly what it was. That's what she told me. 355 00:26:48,669 --> 00:26:50,546 I'll get it. 356 00:26:55,259 --> 00:26:57,803 Hi, I have a delivery for Mrs. Hayward. 357 00:27:05,811 --> 00:27:07,480 They said they're for Mom. 358 00:27:07,688 --> 00:27:09,690 No card. 359 00:27:10,775 --> 00:27:12,485 I'll put them in water. 360 00:27:36,634 --> 00:27:38,844 Aah! Sorry, sorry, my fault. Heh. 361 00:27:39,011 --> 00:27:41,097 - Oh-- I didn't hear you. - No. 362 00:27:41,263 --> 00:27:44,266 One should never allow one's mind and one's foot 363 00:27:44,433 --> 00:27:45,810 to wander at the same time. 364 00:27:47,978 --> 00:27:50,648 Edward Perkins. Once again, my apologies. 365 00:27:51,065 --> 00:27:52,983 Audrey Horne. Nice to meet you, Mr. Perkins. 366 00:27:53,192 --> 00:27:56,278 Mm-hm, mm-hm. So, what brings you to the library? 367 00:27:56,487 --> 00:27:58,906 I'm doing research on civil disobedience. 368 00:27:59,115 --> 00:28:02,326 Good for you. It is incumbent on the young to disobey. 369 00:28:02,535 --> 00:28:04,328 Ha, ha. Are you a professor? 370 00:28:04,537 --> 00:28:08,541 Well, I teach. Poetry is my area of expertise. 371 00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:12,128 You're kidding. You know, someone sent me a poem. Maybe you know it. 372 00:28:12,336 --> 00:28:15,089 Oh, perhaps I do. Now, let's have a look. 373 00:28:16,298 --> 00:28:18,384 Oh. Hmm. 374 00:28:19,343 --> 00:28:20,386 You read it. 375 00:28:21,846 --> 00:28:23,431 Okay. 376 00:28:23,597 --> 00:28:26,892 See the mountains kiss high heaven And the waves clasp one another 377 00:28:27,059 --> 00:28:30,938 No sister-flower would be forgiven If it disdain'd its brother 378 00:28:31,105 --> 00:28:34,650 And the sunlight clasps the earth And the moonbeams kiss the sea 379 00:28:34,817 --> 00:28:41,782 What is all this sweet work worth If thou kiss not me? 380 00:28:41,949 --> 00:28:43,284 Yeah, you know it. 381 00:28:43,701 --> 00:28:46,078 Yes. Shelley. 382 00:28:47,788 --> 00:28:49,331 What? 383 00:28:49,498 --> 00:28:51,667 Gazing at you 384 00:28:51,834 --> 00:28:54,628 reciting the verse of Shelley, 385 00:28:54,795 --> 00:28:58,257 you look very much like a queen. 386 00:29:00,926 --> 00:29:02,094 Thank you. 387 00:29:02,303 --> 00:29:03,804 Um... 388 00:29:03,971 --> 00:29:06,682 I guess I better be going. Nice meeting you. 389 00:29:06,891 --> 00:29:09,018 - Perhaps we'll meet again someday. - Yeah. 390 00:29:27,787 --> 00:29:30,164 - Thinking of entering? - Heh. No. 391 00:29:30,331 --> 00:29:32,958 I think the real world's strange enough without getting on-stage 392 00:29:33,125 --> 00:29:35,544 and parading around in a bathing suit and heels. 393 00:29:35,711 --> 00:29:38,047 Guess the convent's not too big on that kind of stuff. 394 00:29:38,589 --> 00:29:40,007 That's a good guess. 395 00:29:40,382 --> 00:29:43,636 So, what's it like being back in civilization? 396 00:29:44,929 --> 00:29:46,847 It's not like they kept us cooped up in an attic. 397 00:29:47,014 --> 00:29:50,434 I mean, we had newspapers. We even had cable TV. 398 00:29:51,185 --> 00:29:54,271 Every time I tell someone where I've been, they act like I'm out on parole. 399 00:29:55,648 --> 00:29:57,149 Sorry. 400 00:29:58,901 --> 00:30:01,904 You know what is weird? Being around men again. 401 00:30:03,322 --> 00:30:05,908 Well, you don't have to spend time in a convent to feel that. 402 00:30:07,701 --> 00:30:09,328 What do you know about Dale Cooper? 403 00:30:09,995 --> 00:30:11,372 Are we interested? 404 00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:12,748 Who said anything about that? 405 00:30:12,915 --> 00:30:15,584 Well, judging by the look on his face when he saw you today, 406 00:30:15,751 --> 00:30:17,920 I'd say you have a major opportunity. 407 00:30:18,587 --> 00:30:20,005 Sorry, you have it all wrong. 408 00:30:20,172 --> 00:30:22,800 I'm not even remotely interested. 409 00:30:48,826 --> 00:30:49,869 Andy? 410 00:30:50,286 --> 00:30:51,996 Yes, Lucy. 411 00:30:52,162 --> 00:30:57,126 I wanna thank you for helping out during the weasel riot yesterday. 412 00:30:57,293 --> 00:31:00,921 Which is more than I can say for a certain Dick we both know. 413 00:31:01,422 --> 00:31:04,800 Keeping the peace is part of my job. 414 00:31:06,427 --> 00:31:08,721 Where are you going with all of that gear? 415 00:31:09,513 --> 00:31:11,640 - Spelunking. - Oh. 416 00:31:12,266 --> 00:31:14,894 Is it dangerous? Spelunking? 417 00:31:17,354 --> 00:31:19,023 Sometimes. 418 00:31:19,523 --> 00:31:21,191 Promise me something? 419 00:31:21,901 --> 00:31:23,485 Okay. 420 00:31:24,236 --> 00:31:26,280 I know you'll be strong, 421 00:31:26,697 --> 00:31:29,408 and I know you'll be brave, 422 00:31:29,617 --> 00:31:33,746 but I want you to promise me that you'll be careful. 423 00:31:34,830 --> 00:31:38,876 I'll be careful. You have my word. 424 00:31:46,675 --> 00:31:50,971 Oh...dear. 425 00:31:56,477 --> 00:31:57,519 All set, Harry? 426 00:31:57,686 --> 00:32:00,314 Pete just called in our next move. 427 00:32:01,273 --> 00:32:04,068 - We expose a pawn to his bishop. - Want me to hold off? 428 00:32:04,234 --> 00:32:05,653 No, Pete knows what he's doing. 429 00:32:05,819 --> 00:32:07,655 If he takes that pawn, he forfeits the bishop, 430 00:32:07,821 --> 00:32:09,865 thus losing his initial advantage. 431 00:32:10,032 --> 00:32:11,075 How you feeling? 432 00:32:11,241 --> 00:32:13,744 Like someone pounded a railroad spike through my ear. 433 00:32:13,911 --> 00:32:16,288 Then a descent into a cool subterranean cave 434 00:32:16,455 --> 00:32:19,375 will be just what the doctor ordered. 435 00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:21,168 Are you sure Cole's up for the climb? 436 00:32:21,335 --> 00:32:22,962 Gordon's not coming with us. 437 00:32:23,128 --> 00:32:26,340 Shelly took him up to Doc Hayward's to see about his hearing problem. 438 00:32:26,507 --> 00:32:29,176 The old tuning-fork test. 439 00:32:47,027 --> 00:32:48,821 Audrey? 440 00:32:49,446 --> 00:32:51,323 When Jack Kennedy entered the White House, 441 00:32:51,490 --> 00:32:53,367 he took his brother with him 442 00:32:53,534 --> 00:32:56,745 because he trusted Bobby to tell him the truth, 443 00:32:56,912 --> 00:32:59,331 even when it wasn't pretty. 444 00:32:59,832 --> 00:33:04,044 When the Bay of Pigs went up in smoke, Bobby was there. 445 00:33:04,211 --> 00:33:08,465 When the Russians moved their missiles into Fidel's backyard, 446 00:33:08,632 --> 00:33:12,511 Bobby was there to help his brother shoulder through. 447 00:33:13,095 --> 00:33:15,723 Sort of how Jerry's done that for you? 448 00:33:15,889 --> 00:33:21,353 It's the unvarnished truth that I am looking for. 449 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:25,733 And I believe that you 450 00:33:27,401 --> 00:33:31,030 are the best man for the job. 451 00:33:31,196 --> 00:33:32,281 Me? 452 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,953 Audrey, 453 00:33:38,912 --> 00:33:43,083 I know that I haven't been a very good father. 454 00:33:45,294 --> 00:33:49,006 Oh, heck, who am I kidding? 455 00:33:49,173 --> 00:33:55,637 When have I ever been anything but a sleazy, rapacious heel? 456 00:33:57,431 --> 00:33:59,183 Well, Daddy, maybe when I was little, but-- 457 00:33:59,349 --> 00:34:03,062 Exactly. But I've changed. 458 00:34:03,228 --> 00:34:06,732 And I am determined to be a better person. 459 00:34:06,899 --> 00:34:11,904 The kind of father that you will respect someday. 460 00:34:16,075 --> 00:34:20,704 When I think about Laura, 461 00:34:21,163 --> 00:34:24,166 when I think about the mistakes that I've made, 462 00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:31,840 I want to build a life in happiness for our whole family. 463 00:34:32,007 --> 00:34:34,301 You, me. 464 00:34:36,678 --> 00:34:38,931 Will you help me do that? 465 00:34:40,057 --> 00:34:41,892 Please? 466 00:34:42,559 --> 00:34:45,312 Daddy, I'm your man. 467 00:34:46,105 --> 00:34:48,899 Sensational. 468 00:34:49,066 --> 00:34:52,402 Audrey, pack a bag. Get out to the airport. 469 00:34:52,569 --> 00:34:54,488 Your plane leaves in an hour. 470 00:34:54,655 --> 00:34:56,031 My plane? 471 00:34:58,033 --> 00:35:02,079 Oh, John. Just the man that I wanna see. 472 00:35:02,287 --> 00:35:03,997 Hi, Ben. Hello, Audrey. 473 00:35:04,832 --> 00:35:08,627 - Daddy, um-- - Audrey, you better get a move on. 474 00:35:08,794 --> 00:35:11,505 One hour. Audrey's on her way to Seattle tonight. 475 00:35:11,672 --> 00:35:14,508 She's having a breakfast confab with the environmentalists. 476 00:35:14,675 --> 00:35:17,886 We're going national with this...pine-weasel thing. 477 00:35:18,053 --> 00:35:20,222 Oh. Great. That's great. 478 00:35:20,848 --> 00:35:23,016 Daddy, I'm not sure I can leave on such short notice. 479 00:35:23,183 --> 00:35:26,270 Now, here are the particulars. Time, place, so on. 480 00:35:26,812 --> 00:35:29,690 Audrey, you bring us back good news. 481 00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:33,777 Good news, heh. 482 00:35:36,613 --> 00:35:39,449 Well, guess I better go. 483 00:35:48,876 --> 00:35:50,002 - Bye. - Bye. 484 00:35:50,169 --> 00:35:52,671 Travel safely, Audrey. 485 00:35:55,632 --> 00:35:57,092 John. 486 00:36:01,221 --> 00:36:02,806 Ah. 487 00:36:04,933 --> 00:36:06,768 How are you, Ben? 488 00:36:09,188 --> 00:36:15,402 I am filled to the brim with a feeling of goodness. 489 00:36:16,028 --> 00:36:19,865 Like a Christmas tree all lit up inside. 490 00:36:20,032 --> 00:36:26,538 But at the end of the day when I look in the mirror, 491 00:36:26,705 --> 00:36:33,337 I have to face the fact that I really don't know how to be good. 492 00:36:33,503 --> 00:36:35,088 You're off to a pretty fair start. 493 00:36:35,756 --> 00:36:38,342 How do you do it, John? What's the secret? 494 00:36:38,508 --> 00:36:42,346 Do you really think that I could learn to be good? 495 00:36:42,554 --> 00:36:45,641 I don't see why not. Just keep your eye on your heart. 496 00:36:45,807 --> 00:36:47,017 And always tell the truth. 497 00:36:48,602 --> 00:36:52,397 - Always tell the truth. - Tell the hardest truth first, though. 498 00:36:52,606 --> 00:36:57,110 Oh, always tell the hardest truth first. Oh, I love that. 499 00:36:57,319 --> 00:36:58,987 John, that's terrific. 500 00:36:59,154 --> 00:37:03,992 This truth business, it's clearly at the forefront of goodness. 501 00:37:04,159 --> 00:37:05,202 Ben? 502 00:37:05,619 --> 00:37:06,703 Hmm? 503 00:37:06,870 --> 00:37:10,624 - I'm falling in love with your daughter. - Yeah, that's a hard truth. 504 00:37:10,791 --> 00:37:13,085 - Good example. - It is the truth. 505 00:37:15,087 --> 00:37:17,506 - It is? - Yep. 506 00:37:20,592 --> 00:37:23,428 Oh, John. 507 00:37:23,887 --> 00:37:26,515 - John. - Ben. 508 00:37:27,641 --> 00:37:30,394 What a wonderful world we live in. 509 00:37:43,949 --> 00:37:45,993 - Come on, Andy. - Get a good grip, Andy. 510 00:37:46,159 --> 00:37:47,577 - Do it. - That's it, Andy. 511 00:37:47,744 --> 00:37:50,205 - Looking good. - Hand over hand. 512 00:37:50,956 --> 00:37:52,374 Almost there. Take it easy. 513 00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:53,792 No, no, no. Don't look down. No. 514 00:37:53,959 --> 00:37:55,669 Hang on, Andy. Don't look down. 515 00:37:55,836 --> 00:37:57,796 - Hang on. - Don't look down! 516 00:38:00,424 --> 00:38:02,843 - Andy. - You okay? 517 00:38:03,010 --> 00:38:04,970 I'm fine. 518 00:38:09,558 --> 00:38:12,352 Whew. Incredible. 519 00:38:13,353 --> 00:38:15,814 We used to play here when I was a kid. 520 00:38:15,981 --> 00:38:18,775 Pretended it was haunted by fierce ghosts. 521 00:38:18,942 --> 00:38:20,902 Beer drinkers, by the look of it. 522 00:38:21,069 --> 00:38:23,280 Where's the symbol? 523 00:38:23,822 --> 00:38:25,741 This way. 524 00:38:36,126 --> 00:38:38,211 It's right here. 525 00:38:46,470 --> 00:38:49,264 - There it is. - Whoa. 526 00:38:51,183 --> 00:38:52,642 Wow. 527 00:38:53,518 --> 00:38:58,607 Two symbols combined into a larger whole. 528 00:38:58,774 --> 00:39:00,192 But for what purpose? 529 00:39:00,984 --> 00:39:02,069 I don't know. 530 00:39:02,569 --> 00:39:03,612 Beats me. 531 00:39:03,779 --> 00:39:06,907 The tattoos are the question. 532 00:39:07,074 --> 00:39:08,825 This must be the answer. 533 00:39:47,656 --> 00:39:48,949 It's stuck. 534 00:39:49,116 --> 00:39:51,993 My pick, it's stuck. 535 00:39:56,581 --> 00:39:58,875 Oh, my God. 536 00:40:16,476 --> 00:40:19,646 - Wow. - Holy smoke. 537 00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:25,527 Look at that. 538 00:40:31,491 --> 00:40:33,493 What have I done? 539 00:40:34,327 --> 00:40:40,417 Fellas, coincidence and fate figure largely in our lives. 540 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,889 It appears to be a petroglyph. 541 00:40:54,723 --> 00:40:58,477 Harry, I have no idea where this will lead us. 542 00:40:58,643 --> 00:41:05,192 But I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange. 543 00:41:40,018 --> 00:41:42,145 Good evening. Can I help you, young lady? 544 00:41:43,396 --> 00:41:46,650 Yes, I would like something to drink, but I'm not exactly sure what. 545 00:41:47,234 --> 00:41:48,735 Ladies seem to like the rum. 546 00:41:49,194 --> 00:41:51,279 Rum. I would like to have a rum, please. 547 00:41:51,446 --> 00:41:54,449 - Uh, with...? - Tonic? 548 00:41:57,661 --> 00:42:02,707 Diane, Thursday, 9:05 p.m. 549 00:42:02,874 --> 00:42:05,752 I've just returned from a place called Owl Cave. 550 00:42:05,919 --> 00:42:08,129 How I got there is a rather complicated story. 551 00:42:08,296 --> 00:42:11,424 It all began with a pair of tattoos... 552 00:42:21,101 --> 00:42:22,143 First one's on me. 553 00:42:22,352 --> 00:42:23,770 Thank you. 554 00:42:23,937 --> 00:42:25,564 - Hello, Annie. - Hi. 555 00:42:25,730 --> 00:42:28,483 - Can I get you something--? Oh. - No, no. I have a rum and tonic. 556 00:42:28,650 --> 00:42:29,818 I see. 557 00:42:29,985 --> 00:42:31,820 One of the sisters used to put rum in her tea, 558 00:42:31,987 --> 00:42:34,197 and I thought it sounded exotic, so... 559 00:42:34,364 --> 00:42:35,782 This is all new to you, isn't it? 560 00:42:37,033 --> 00:42:41,371 I feel constantly amazed, stunned. 561 00:42:41,538 --> 00:42:43,748 Music and people, 562 00:42:43,915 --> 00:42:45,959 the way they talk and laugh, 563 00:42:46,126 --> 00:42:48,044 and the way some of them are so clearly in love. 564 00:42:48,545 --> 00:42:50,380 It's like a foreign language to me. 565 00:42:50,589 --> 00:42:53,717 I know just enough of the words to realize how little I understand. 566 00:42:54,509 --> 00:42:56,886 Man, I would love to see the world through your eyes. 567 00:42:57,637 --> 00:42:58,680 Why? 568 00:42:58,888 --> 00:43:02,601 Oh, there's some things I might do different if I had the chance. 569 00:43:02,767 --> 00:43:04,769 Me too. 570 00:43:18,783 --> 00:43:22,245 You see, the thing is, I failed before and... 571 00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:29,502 I'm just afraid it might happen again. 572 00:43:31,046 --> 00:43:32,505 You wanna talk about it? 573 00:43:33,965 --> 00:43:35,925 Not yet. 574 00:43:37,385 --> 00:43:38,511 Maybe I can help. 575 00:43:40,388 --> 00:43:41,556 Can you? 576 00:43:42,015 --> 00:43:43,516 If you want me to. 577 00:43:44,976 --> 00:43:47,812 I'm stubborn. Extremely willful. 578 00:43:48,021 --> 00:43:49,272 I can handle that. 579 00:43:50,649 --> 00:43:52,525 Some people think I'm strange. 580 00:43:52,734 --> 00:43:54,110 I know the feeling. 581 00:43:57,656 --> 00:43:59,991 I couldn't promise you that I would always make sense 582 00:44:00,158 --> 00:44:02,243 or do things that you would expect me to do. 583 00:44:02,452 --> 00:44:04,162 Annie, I don't expect anything. 584 00:44:06,623 --> 00:44:09,376 Then I accept your kind and generous offer. 585 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:14,047 Good. I'm glad. 586 00:44:37,612 --> 00:44:40,782 My, my, my. 587 00:44:41,449 --> 00:44:43,785 What have we 588 00:44:44,577 --> 00:44:45,954 here? 589 00:44:47,414 --> 00:44:49,416 Could it be? 590 00:44:52,627 --> 00:44:54,504 Yes. 591 00:44:56,673 --> 00:44:58,925 The symbol inverted. 592 00:45:04,180 --> 00:45:06,141 Now...