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Do you like that?
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Oh, Harry.
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Josie.
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Yes.
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Yes, it's me.
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I'm here.
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- Josie.
- Harry, I'm here.
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Josie...
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Room service.
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Come on in. It's open.
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You can just put it on the table.
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Audrey.
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I trust your sleep was untroubled?
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Here at The Great Northern,
we aim to make your stay
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as comfortable
and as enjoyable as possible.
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You know, we take the concept
of room service very seriously.
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Oh.
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Do you remember
your grandfather?
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Mm-hm.
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Colorful man,
one of the wisest I ever met.
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You know what he once said?
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He said if you're gonna bring
a hammer, you better bring nails.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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What that means is the next time
you come into my room
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and carry on,
you'd better be ready to finish
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whatever it is you came here to start.
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- Maybe I'm ready now.
- Then be yourself.
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I am being myself.
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You're right.
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You're absolutely right.
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I stand corrected. You're a beautiful,
intelligent young woman.
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What else?
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Uh...
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You have an undeniable
magic about you
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that inspires a plan.
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Flight at sunset and dinner for two?
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- When?
- What, the flight or the sunset?
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Well, I have to go to the library and
have a meeting with my father later.
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A simple yes or no would do.
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Yes.
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And if you bring a hammer,
you better bring some nails too.
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Anything?
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No, not a word. She wants to speak
to the South African consulate.
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In Twin Peaks?
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Why would Eckhardt want me dead?
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Sexual jealousy.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Mm-hm.
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It's good to have you back, Harry.
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Taken me a day
or so to get my sea legs.
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Well, to be honest, it looks like
you went down with the ship.
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Why don't you go home
and recuperate?
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No, all I need is some coffee,
maybe a little food.
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Sure-fire cure for a hangover, Harry.
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You take a glass of nearly frozen,
unstrained tomato juice.
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You plop a couple of oysters in there,
you drink it down.
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Breathe deeply.
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Next, you take a mound,
and I mean a mound, of sweetbreads,
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sauté them with some chestnuts
and some Canadian bacon.
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Finally, biscuits.
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Big biscuits, smothered in gravy.
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Now, here's where it gets tricky.
You're gonna need some anchovies--
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Excuse me.
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That should do it.
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The bonsai. The ultimate miniature.
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Bicarbonate of soda,
the ultimate digestive aid.
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Harry, quaff in good health.
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- Thank you.
- Mm.
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Where the hell did that come from?
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It was delivered this morning.
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It's from Josie.
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Harry, Windom Earle
was at my house.
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Windom Earle. When?
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Yesterday. He left this with Donna.
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He's closing in, Harry.
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Knight to King Bishop 3.
What do we do?
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We publish our next move today.
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Thanks, Lucy.
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Brace yourself, Harry.
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- Agent Dale Cooper.
- Gordon Cole.
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Sure sorry to interrupt you fellas.
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But, Coop, I'm bringing you
the classified portion
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of the Windom Earle dossier.
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Back from Bend?
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Been on over to Bend, Oregon.
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Whole lot of shaking
going on down in Bend.
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Enter Gordon Cole.
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This is so galling, Leo.
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Young Dale is continually refusing
to play fair!
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When Earle went boi-oi-oing,
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the doctors discovered
he was on haloperidol.
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The same drug the one-armed man,
Gerard, was on.
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- What's that?
- Gerard used the same drug.
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You got it.
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But they figured he was using
the drug to fake his illness,
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just as you suspected, Coop.
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Definite schizoid maneuvering.
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"Project Blue Book"?
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My God, Gordon,
what was he doing on this?
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The Bureau loaned Earle out
to the Air Force in 1965.
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Reports on his two-year hitch
are blacked out. National security.
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Wait a minute.
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Earle was investigating UFOs?
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Major Briggs, Harry.
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Gordon, there are some
curious linkages here.
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The word "linkage"
reminds me of sausage.
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Never cared much for the links,
preferred the patties.
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But breakfast is a real good idea.
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Bonsai.
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Remember those
old World War II movies?
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Bonsai!
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Damnation!
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Good to see you again, doc.
Sheriff, we'll be riding with you.
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Cruiser's right outside.
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Hold it one second there, Coop.
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You'd better dust off
your own black suit.
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With Windom Earle
rolling around loose on the deck,
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we need you back on the team.
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What are you saying, Gordon?
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Coop, it gives me great pleasure
to reinstate you
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into the Federal Bureau
of Investigation.
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Brand-new issue,
more accurate and efficient.
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Smith & Wesson, ten millimeter.
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Model 1076, all stainless steel.
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It's a beautiful weapon, Coop,
and it's all yours.
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Thank you, Gordon.
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Cooper, we're gonna find Earle.
We will pursue,
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- capture and incarcerate.
- Capture and incarcerate.
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Let's hit the road.
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Come on, buster, I'm buying.
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On your tail, Gordon.
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Now, Leo...
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...pick three cards.
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One,
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two,
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three.
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Queen Donna.
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Queen Audrey.
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Queen Shelly, good.
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Now, see if you can find the king.
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Little Dale.
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Now, we need one more queen.
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Let's see.
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The queen of hearts.
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Let me see.
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Miss Twin Peaks.
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Now, what do you get if you win?
You get a dozen roses,
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a scholarship to the college
of your choice,
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the accolades of your peers...
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Oh, yes, I know.
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You get to die.
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A royal execution.
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And Cooper
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gets to watch.
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Hello, Ben.
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I need to talk to you.
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How was everything, sir?
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Unbelievable.
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- Is Audrey Horne here?
- She's in the back. I'll get her for you.
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Thanks.
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Donna, hi.
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Hi, Donna.
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Hi.
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- Hi, Donna.
- Hi.
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- Can I talk to you for a minute?
- Sure.
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This might sound a little strange.
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What?
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Would you know any reason
why my mom's visiting your dad?
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Not offhand.
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Okay, well, yesterday he came by
the house to see my mom.
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And today she drove over here
to see him.
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Maybe she's just helping him
with the Stop Ghostwood campaign.
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No, she would have said something
to me, and she hasn't said a word.
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Is she here now?
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They're in his office together.
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No, I won't accept them.
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They're your letters.
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They were written to you.
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I don't want them.
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I won't have them
in my house any longer.
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You've had them for 20 years.
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Why now?
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That's just what I'm asking you.
Why now?
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They'll only succeed
in ripping apart old wounds.
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I can't bear the thought of it.
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Eileen.
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Eileen, why don't you believe me?
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Words aren't good enough.
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I want my actions to speak for me.
Haven't you been listening?
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I have been wrong all these years.
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I am trying to make up for it.
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Sometimes making up for things
only makes it worse.
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Oh, Eileen.
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You should have been the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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Ben, please.
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I haven't held you since that night.
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Don't.
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Oh, I wanna hold you.
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I wanna go back.
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- God, if you'd just--
- Please, don't!
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I'm sorry.
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- Have you told her?
- God, no.
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Never. I never will.
And you must promise me the same.
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You mustn't come over again.
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You must stay away from her.
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I understand.
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I hope you do.
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What the hell was that all about?
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I don't know.
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But I'm gonna find out.
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Harry, the best cure I ever came
across for a hangover
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was raw meat, and plenty of it.
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You break an egg on it.
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Add in some salted anchovies,
Tabasco and Worcestershire sauce.
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If you want,
we can order up some for you.
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Now that I come to mention it, Coop,
you know what I'm in the mood for?
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What's that, Gordon?
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A steak so rare
you could sell it at Tiffany's.
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Well, you've come to the right place.
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Good deal.
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Holy smokes, who is that?
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Shelly Johnson.
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Shelly Johnson!
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What a beauty.
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Kind of reminds me of that statue,
the babe without the arms.
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- Venus de Milo.
- The name was Milo,
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but that's beside the point.
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That's the kind of girl to make you wish
you spoke a little French.
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Excuse me, Coop, while I try my hand
at a little counter Esperanto.
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Good luck, Gordon.
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Hello.
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I was wondering if I might trouble you
for a cup of strong black coffee
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and in the process,
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engage you with an anecdote
of no small amusement.
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The name is Gordon Cole,
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and I couldn't help
but notice you from the booth.
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And, well, seeing your beauty now,
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I feel as though my stomach is filled
with a team of bumblebees.
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You don't have to shout.
I can hear you.
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I heard that.
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I heard that.
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Um, do you want anything
besides coffee?
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I heard you perfectly.
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And I can hear you, honest, please--
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You don't understand.
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You don't understand, Miss Johnson.
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- Do you see these?
- Uh-huh.
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For 20 years, I've been
asking people to please speak up,
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but for some weird reason,
I can hear you clear as a bell.
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Say something else.
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Um, uh...
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Do you want pie with your coffee?
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Good Lord. I can hear you perfectly.
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This is like some kind of miracle.
A phenomenon.
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- What's wrong with miracles?
- What's that?
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This cherry pie is a miracle.
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Would you please ask the lady
with the log to speak up?
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Um, the pie.
She was talking about the cherry pie.
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I heard you again. I heard you again.
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Would you like some pie?
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Massive, massive quantities.
261
00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:16,421
And a glass of water, sweetheart.
My socks are on fire.
262
00:21:39,319 --> 00:21:41,070
Harry.
263
00:21:42,071 --> 00:21:45,033
That looks like a chickadee
on a Dodge Dart.
264
00:21:45,199 --> 00:21:49,620
No, it looks like a finch
on a Dodge Dart.
265
00:21:49,787 --> 00:21:52,540
Nope, chickadee on a Dodge Dart.
266
00:21:54,751 --> 00:21:58,004
- Hi.
- Hi. Cup of deep black joe?
267
00:21:58,546 --> 00:21:59,589
You bet.
268
00:22:03,509 --> 00:22:05,636
What do you recommend
for a hangover?
269
00:22:06,304 --> 00:22:07,764
Teetotaling and prayer.
270
00:22:08,431 --> 00:22:09,474
Good answer.
271
00:22:09,974 --> 00:22:12,268
I'll try some coffee.
272
00:22:13,978 --> 00:22:15,438
How are you today?
273
00:22:16,898 --> 00:22:18,524
I'm fine.
274
00:22:18,691 --> 00:22:19,901
I'm weird, actually.
275
00:22:20,276 --> 00:22:21,694
I'm disoriented.
276
00:22:21,903 --> 00:22:24,238
I'm not sure where I am.
I mean, I know where I am,
277
00:22:24,405 --> 00:22:26,824
but it feels odd being here.
278
00:22:26,991 --> 00:22:28,117
I'm okay.
279
00:22:29,077 --> 00:22:30,578
Okay.
280
00:22:30,745 --> 00:22:32,997
Listen to me.
I've been out of circulation so long,
281
00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:35,666
I've completely forgotten
the social niceties.
282
00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:37,001
I mean, you ask me how I am,
283
00:22:37,168 --> 00:22:38,753
I'm not really supposed
to say how I am.
284
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,839
I'm supposed to say,
"I'm fine, thanks. How are you?"
285
00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:44,175
I'm fine, thanks.
286
00:22:46,969 --> 00:22:48,971
You must think I'm really strange.
287
00:22:49,138 --> 00:22:50,431
No.
288
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,475
Well, with due respect
to the social niceties,
289
00:22:52,642 --> 00:22:55,937
even if you did think I was strange,
you wouldn't tell me, would you?
290
00:22:56,145 --> 00:22:58,439
No, if I thought you were strange,
I'd tell you.
291
00:22:58,648 --> 00:23:00,733
And you don't think so?
292
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:02,610
Not a bit.
293
00:23:03,236 --> 00:23:06,072
Good. Glad we got that cleared up.
294
00:23:06,239 --> 00:23:08,825
So, what will you have?
295
00:23:08,991 --> 00:23:13,454
I would like a chicken potpie
and a large glass of milk, please.
296
00:23:13,663 --> 00:23:16,124
Good choice.
All the major food groups represented.
297
00:23:16,707 --> 00:23:21,003
Turkey sandwich, whole wheat,
lettuce, dollop of mayonnaise,
298
00:23:21,170 --> 00:23:22,463
and I've got a joke for you.
299
00:23:23,172 --> 00:23:25,508
Two penguins were walking
across an iceberg.
300
00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:28,302
One penguin turned
to the second penguin and said:
301
00:23:28,469 --> 00:23:30,388
"You look like
you're wearing a tuxedo."
302
00:23:30,555 --> 00:23:31,639
Annie?
303
00:23:32,014 --> 00:23:33,808
I heard that.
304
00:23:34,559 --> 00:23:36,561
Wait a minute. I'll be right back.
305
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,188
I wasn't quite finished.
306
00:23:41,315 --> 00:23:43,151
How long you been
in love with her?
307
00:23:44,819 --> 00:23:46,612
Harry, who said anything
about love?
308
00:23:47,488 --> 00:23:51,242
Coop, you just tried to tell her a joke.
309
00:23:51,784 --> 00:23:53,619
I did?
310
00:23:57,123 --> 00:23:59,834
So, what did
the second penguin say?
311
00:24:00,585 --> 00:24:02,628
Well, the first penguin said
to the second penguin:
312
00:24:02,795 --> 00:24:04,672
"You look like
you're wearing a tuxedo."
313
00:24:04,839 --> 00:24:08,634
And the second penguin said,
"Maybe I am."
314
00:24:12,638 --> 00:24:14,765
The defense rests.
315
00:24:15,641 --> 00:24:17,810
Do you want some more pie?
A whole pie?
316
00:24:18,019 --> 00:24:21,689
Yes, I would, Miss Johnson,
and a piece of paper and a pencil.
317
00:24:21,856 --> 00:24:25,443
I plan on writing an epic poem
about this gorgeous pie.
318
00:24:26,152 --> 00:24:27,945
Okay.
319
00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:36,662
I see that you've been to Owl Cave.
320
00:24:37,371 --> 00:24:38,915
Sorry?
321
00:24:39,081 --> 00:24:42,126
Well, that design looks like
the one up at Owl Cave.
322
00:24:43,085 --> 00:24:44,921
Let me see that.
323
00:24:45,087 --> 00:24:47,507
I combined Major Briggs' tattoo
with the Log Lady's.
324
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,386
This looks exactly
like the one at Owl Cave.
325
00:24:53,304 --> 00:24:56,766
Harry, I've got to see this Owl Cave.
326
00:25:16,369 --> 00:25:17,495
Dear Donna,
327
00:25:17,870 --> 00:25:20,456
You were right, I had to go.
328
00:25:20,623 --> 00:25:23,876
Everything feels different
when you're on the road.
329
00:25:24,210 --> 00:25:26,254
It feels better.
330
00:25:26,671 --> 00:25:28,756
San Francisco's really cool.
331
00:25:28,923 --> 00:25:31,217
Next stop, Mexico.
332
00:25:31,384 --> 00:25:33,594
I'll be back with a million stories.
333
00:25:33,761 --> 00:25:35,429
I promise.
334
00:25:35,596 --> 00:25:38,641
I love you, James.
335
00:25:48,109 --> 00:25:49,735
James?
336
00:25:50,653 --> 00:25:51,862
How is he?
337
00:25:52,363 --> 00:25:53,698
He's good.
338
00:25:53,864 --> 00:25:55,950
He's doing what he needed to do.
339
00:25:57,243 --> 00:25:58,578
He'll be back.
340
00:26:01,706 --> 00:26:05,042
Dad, can I ask you something?
341
00:26:05,501 --> 00:26:06,627
Sure.
342
00:26:06,836 --> 00:26:08,921
How does Mom know
Benjamin Horne?
343
00:26:09,630 --> 00:26:13,092
I doubt that she does, Donna.
Not very well.
344
00:26:13,551 --> 00:26:15,094
He was over here yesterday.
345
00:26:15,303 --> 00:26:17,388
They were talking like old friends.
346
00:26:17,597 --> 00:26:19,765
Your mother works a lot
with the local charities.
347
00:26:19,932 --> 00:26:23,185
I'm sure even Ben contributes
once in a while.
348
00:26:23,394 --> 00:26:26,897
She drove to The Great Northern
this morning to see him again.
349
00:26:27,064 --> 00:26:30,359
Ah, probably something to do
with a fundraiser.
350
00:26:30,526 --> 00:26:31,569
I don't think so.
351
00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:35,948
Yeah, that's exactly what it was.
She told me at breakfast.
352
00:26:36,115 --> 00:26:38,576
One of those heal-the-planet things.
353
00:26:40,578 --> 00:26:42,413
Well, she didn't mention it to me.
354
00:26:42,913 --> 00:26:45,416
Well, that's exactly what it was.
That's what she told me.
355
00:26:48,669 --> 00:26:50,546
I'll get it.
356
00:26:55,259 --> 00:26:57,803
Hi, I have a delivery for Mrs. Hayward.
357
00:27:05,811 --> 00:27:07,480
They said they're for Mom.
358
00:27:07,688 --> 00:27:09,690
No card.
359
00:27:10,775 --> 00:27:12,485
I'll put them in water.
360
00:27:36,634 --> 00:27:38,844
Aah! Sorry, sorry, my fault. Heh.
361
00:27:39,011 --> 00:27:41,097
- Oh-- I didn't hear you.
- No.
362
00:27:41,263 --> 00:27:44,266
One should never allow
one's mind and one's foot
363
00:27:44,433 --> 00:27:45,810
to wander at the same time.
364
00:27:47,978 --> 00:27:50,648
Edward Perkins.
Once again, my apologies.
365
00:27:51,065 --> 00:27:52,983
Audrey Horne.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Perkins.
366
00:27:53,192 --> 00:27:56,278
Mm-hm, mm-hm.
So, what brings you to the library?
367
00:27:56,487 --> 00:27:58,906
I'm doing research
on civil disobedience.
368
00:27:59,115 --> 00:28:02,326
Good for you. It is incumbent
on the young to disobey.
369
00:28:02,535 --> 00:28:04,328
Ha, ha. Are you a professor?
370
00:28:04,537 --> 00:28:08,541
Well, I teach.
Poetry is my area of expertise.
371
00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:12,128
You're kidding. You know, someone
sent me a poem. Maybe you know it.
372
00:28:12,336 --> 00:28:15,089
Oh, perhaps I do.
Now, let's have a look.
373
00:28:16,298 --> 00:28:18,384
Oh. Hmm.
374
00:28:19,343 --> 00:28:20,386
You read it.
375
00:28:21,846 --> 00:28:23,431
Okay.
376
00:28:23,597 --> 00:28:26,892
See the mountains kiss high heaven
And the waves clasp one another
377
00:28:27,059 --> 00:28:30,938
No sister-flower would be forgiven
If it disdain'd its brother
378
00:28:31,105 --> 00:28:34,650
And the sunlight clasps the earth
And the moonbeams kiss the sea
379
00:28:34,817 --> 00:28:41,782
What is all this sweet work worth
If thou kiss not me?
380
00:28:41,949 --> 00:28:43,284
Yeah, you know it.
381
00:28:43,701 --> 00:28:46,078
Yes. Shelley.
382
00:28:47,788 --> 00:28:49,331
What?
383
00:28:49,498 --> 00:28:51,667
Gazing at you
384
00:28:51,834 --> 00:28:54,628
reciting the verse of Shelley,
385
00:28:54,795 --> 00:28:58,257
you look very much like a queen.
386
00:29:00,926 --> 00:29:02,094
Thank you.
387
00:29:02,303 --> 00:29:03,804
Um...
388
00:29:03,971 --> 00:29:06,682
I guess I better be going.
Nice meeting you.
389
00:29:06,891 --> 00:29:09,018
- Perhaps we'll meet again someday.
- Yeah.
390
00:29:27,787 --> 00:29:30,164
- Thinking of entering?
- Heh. No.
391
00:29:30,331 --> 00:29:32,958
I think the real world's strange enough
without getting on-stage
392
00:29:33,125 --> 00:29:35,544
and parading around
in a bathing suit and heels.
393
00:29:35,711 --> 00:29:38,047
Guess the convent's not too big
on that kind of stuff.
394
00:29:38,589 --> 00:29:40,007
That's a good guess.
395
00:29:40,382 --> 00:29:43,636
So, what's it like being back
in civilization?
396
00:29:44,929 --> 00:29:46,847
It's not like they kept us
cooped up in an attic.
397
00:29:47,014 --> 00:29:50,434
I mean, we had newspapers.
We even had cable TV.
398
00:29:51,185 --> 00:29:54,271
Every time I tell someone where I've
been, they act like I'm out on parole.
399
00:29:55,648 --> 00:29:57,149
Sorry.
400
00:29:58,901 --> 00:30:01,904
You know what is weird?
Being around men again.
401
00:30:03,322 --> 00:30:05,908
Well, you don't have to spend time
in a convent to feel that.
402
00:30:07,701 --> 00:30:09,328
What do you know
about Dale Cooper?
403
00:30:09,995 --> 00:30:11,372
Are we interested?
404
00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:12,748
Who said anything about that?
405
00:30:12,915 --> 00:30:15,584
Well, judging by the look on his face
when he saw you today,
406
00:30:15,751 --> 00:30:17,920
I'd say you have a major opportunity.
407
00:30:18,587 --> 00:30:20,005
Sorry, you have it all wrong.
408
00:30:20,172 --> 00:30:22,800
I'm not even remotely interested.
409
00:30:48,826 --> 00:30:49,869
Andy?
410
00:30:50,286 --> 00:30:51,996
Yes, Lucy.
411
00:30:52,162 --> 00:30:57,126
I wanna thank you for helping out
during the weasel riot yesterday.
412
00:30:57,293 --> 00:31:00,921
Which is more than I can say
for a certain Dick we both know.
413
00:31:01,422 --> 00:31:04,800
Keeping the peace is part of my job.
414
00:31:06,427 --> 00:31:08,721
Where are you going
with all of that gear?
415
00:31:09,513 --> 00:31:11,640
- Spelunking.
- Oh.
416
00:31:12,266 --> 00:31:14,894
Is it dangerous? Spelunking?
417
00:31:17,354 --> 00:31:19,023
Sometimes.
418
00:31:19,523 --> 00:31:21,191
Promise me something?
419
00:31:21,901 --> 00:31:23,485
Okay.
420
00:31:24,236 --> 00:31:26,280
I know you'll be strong,
421
00:31:26,697 --> 00:31:29,408
and I know you'll be brave,
422
00:31:29,617 --> 00:31:33,746
but I want you to promise me
that you'll be careful.
423
00:31:34,830 --> 00:31:38,876
I'll be careful. You have my word.
424
00:31:46,675 --> 00:31:50,971
Oh...dear.
425
00:31:56,477 --> 00:31:57,519
All set, Harry?
426
00:31:57,686 --> 00:32:00,314
Pete just called in our next move.
427
00:32:01,273 --> 00:32:04,068
- We expose a pawn to his bishop.
- Want me to hold off?
428
00:32:04,234 --> 00:32:05,653
No, Pete knows what he's doing.
429
00:32:05,819 --> 00:32:07,655
If he takes that pawn,
he forfeits the bishop,
430
00:32:07,821 --> 00:32:09,865
thus losing his initial advantage.
431
00:32:10,032 --> 00:32:11,075
How you feeling?
432
00:32:11,241 --> 00:32:13,744
Like someone pounded
a railroad spike through my ear.
433
00:32:13,911 --> 00:32:16,288
Then a descent into a cool
subterranean cave
434
00:32:16,455 --> 00:32:19,375
will be just what the doctor ordered.
435
00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:21,168
Are you sure Cole's up
for the climb?
436
00:32:21,335 --> 00:32:22,962
Gordon's not coming with us.
437
00:32:23,128 --> 00:32:26,340
Shelly took him up to Doc Hayward's
to see about his hearing problem.
438
00:32:26,507 --> 00:32:29,176
The old tuning-fork test.
439
00:32:47,027 --> 00:32:48,821
Audrey?
440
00:32:49,446 --> 00:32:51,323
When Jack Kennedy
entered the White House,
441
00:32:51,490 --> 00:32:53,367
he took his brother with him
442
00:32:53,534 --> 00:32:56,745
because he trusted Bobby
to tell him the truth,
443
00:32:56,912 --> 00:32:59,331
even when it wasn't pretty.
444
00:32:59,832 --> 00:33:04,044
When the Bay of Pigs went up
in smoke, Bobby was there.
445
00:33:04,211 --> 00:33:08,465
When the Russians moved
their missiles into Fidel's backyard,
446
00:33:08,632 --> 00:33:12,511
Bobby was there to help his brother
shoulder through.
447
00:33:13,095 --> 00:33:15,723
Sort of how Jerry's done that
for you?
448
00:33:15,889 --> 00:33:21,353
It's the unvarnished truth
that I am looking for.
449
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:25,733
And I believe that you
450
00:33:27,401 --> 00:33:31,030
are the best man for the job.
451
00:33:31,196 --> 00:33:32,281
Me?
452
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,953
Audrey,
453
00:33:38,912 --> 00:33:43,083
I know that I haven't been
a very good father.
454
00:33:45,294 --> 00:33:49,006
Oh, heck, who am I kidding?
455
00:33:49,173 --> 00:33:55,637
When have I ever been anything
but a sleazy, rapacious heel?
456
00:33:57,431 --> 00:33:59,183
Well, Daddy,
maybe when I was little, but--
457
00:33:59,349 --> 00:34:03,062
Exactly. But I've changed.
458
00:34:03,228 --> 00:34:06,732
And I am determined
to be a better person.
459
00:34:06,899 --> 00:34:11,904
The kind of father
that you will respect someday.
460
00:34:16,075 --> 00:34:20,704
When I think about Laura,
461
00:34:21,163 --> 00:34:24,166
when I think about the mistakes
that I've made,
462
00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:31,840
I want to build a life in happiness
for our whole family.
463
00:34:32,007 --> 00:34:34,301
You, me.
464
00:34:36,678 --> 00:34:38,931
Will you help me do that?
465
00:34:40,057 --> 00:34:41,892
Please?
466
00:34:42,559 --> 00:34:45,312
Daddy, I'm your man.
467
00:34:46,105 --> 00:34:48,899
Sensational.
468
00:34:49,066 --> 00:34:52,402
Audrey, pack a bag.
Get out to the airport.
469
00:34:52,569 --> 00:34:54,488
Your plane leaves in an hour.
470
00:34:54,655 --> 00:34:56,031
My plane?
471
00:34:58,033 --> 00:35:02,079
Oh, John.
Just the man that I wanna see.
472
00:35:02,287 --> 00:35:03,997
Hi, Ben. Hello, Audrey.
473
00:35:04,832 --> 00:35:08,627
- Daddy, um--
- Audrey, you better get a move on.
474
00:35:08,794 --> 00:35:11,505
One hour. Audrey's on her way
to Seattle tonight.
475
00:35:11,672 --> 00:35:14,508
She's having a breakfast confab
with the environmentalists.
476
00:35:14,675 --> 00:35:17,886
We're going national
with this...pine-weasel thing.
477
00:35:18,053 --> 00:35:20,222
Oh. Great. That's great.
478
00:35:20,848 --> 00:35:23,016
Daddy, I'm not sure I can leave
on such short notice.
479
00:35:23,183 --> 00:35:26,270
Now, here are the particulars.
Time, place, so on.
480
00:35:26,812 --> 00:35:29,690
Audrey, you bring us back
good news.
481
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:33,777
Good news, heh.
482
00:35:36,613 --> 00:35:39,449
Well, guess I better go.
483
00:35:48,876 --> 00:35:50,002
- Bye.
- Bye.
484
00:35:50,169 --> 00:35:52,671
Travel safely, Audrey.
485
00:35:55,632 --> 00:35:57,092
John.
486
00:36:01,221 --> 00:36:02,806
Ah.
487
00:36:04,933 --> 00:36:06,768
How are you, Ben?
488
00:36:09,188 --> 00:36:15,402
I am filled to the brim
with a feeling of goodness.
489
00:36:16,028 --> 00:36:19,865
Like a Christmas tree
all lit up inside.
490
00:36:20,032 --> 00:36:26,538
But at the end of the day
when I look in the mirror,
491
00:36:26,705 --> 00:36:33,337
I have to face the fact
that I really don't know how to be good.
492
00:36:33,503 --> 00:36:35,088
You're off to a pretty fair start.
493
00:36:35,756 --> 00:36:38,342
How do you do it, John?
What's the secret?
494
00:36:38,508 --> 00:36:42,346
Do you really think
that I could learn to be good?
495
00:36:42,554 --> 00:36:45,641
I don't see why not.
Just keep your eye on your heart.
496
00:36:45,807 --> 00:36:47,017
And always tell the truth.
497
00:36:48,602 --> 00:36:52,397
- Always tell the truth.
- Tell the hardest truth first, though.
498
00:36:52,606 --> 00:36:57,110
Oh, always tell the hardest truth first.
Oh, I love that.
499
00:36:57,319 --> 00:36:58,987
John, that's terrific.
500
00:36:59,154 --> 00:37:03,992
This truth business,
it's clearly at the forefront of goodness.
501
00:37:04,159 --> 00:37:05,202
Ben?
502
00:37:05,619 --> 00:37:06,703
Hmm?
503
00:37:06,870 --> 00:37:10,624
- I'm falling in love with your daughter.
- Yeah, that's a hard truth.
504
00:37:10,791 --> 00:37:13,085
- Good example.
- It is the truth.
505
00:37:15,087 --> 00:37:17,506
- It is?
- Yep.
506
00:37:20,592 --> 00:37:23,428
Oh, John.
507
00:37:23,887 --> 00:37:26,515
- John.
- Ben.
508
00:37:27,641 --> 00:37:30,394
What a wonderful world we live in.
509
00:37:43,949 --> 00:37:45,993
- Come on, Andy.
- Get a good grip, Andy.
510
00:37:46,159 --> 00:37:47,577
- Do it.
- That's it, Andy.
511
00:37:47,744 --> 00:37:50,205
- Looking good.
- Hand over hand.
512
00:37:50,956 --> 00:37:52,374
Almost there. Take it easy.
513
00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:53,792
No, no, no. Don't look down. No.
514
00:37:53,959 --> 00:37:55,669
Hang on, Andy. Don't look down.
515
00:37:55,836 --> 00:37:57,796
- Hang on.
- Don't look down!
516
00:38:00,424 --> 00:38:02,843
- Andy.
- You okay?
517
00:38:03,010 --> 00:38:04,970
I'm fine.
518
00:38:09,558 --> 00:38:12,352
Whew. Incredible.
519
00:38:13,353 --> 00:38:15,814
We used to play here
when I was a kid.
520
00:38:15,981 --> 00:38:18,775
Pretended it was haunted
by fierce ghosts.
521
00:38:18,942 --> 00:38:20,902
Beer drinkers, by the look of it.
522
00:38:21,069 --> 00:38:23,280
Where's the symbol?
523
00:38:23,822 --> 00:38:25,741
This way.
524
00:38:36,126 --> 00:38:38,211
It's right here.
525
00:38:46,470 --> 00:38:49,264
- There it is.
- Whoa.
526
00:38:51,183 --> 00:38:52,642
Wow.
527
00:38:53,518 --> 00:38:58,607
Two symbols combined
into a larger whole.
528
00:38:58,774 --> 00:39:00,192
But for what purpose?
529
00:39:00,984 --> 00:39:02,069
I don't know.
530
00:39:02,569 --> 00:39:03,612
Beats me.
531
00:39:03,779 --> 00:39:06,907
The tattoos are the question.
532
00:39:07,074 --> 00:39:08,825
This must be the answer.
533
00:39:47,656 --> 00:39:48,949
It's stuck.
534
00:39:49,116 --> 00:39:51,993
My pick, it's stuck.
535
00:39:56,581 --> 00:39:58,875
Oh, my God.
536
00:40:16,476 --> 00:40:19,646
- Wow.
- Holy smoke.
537
00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:25,527
Look at that.
538
00:40:31,491 --> 00:40:33,493
What have I done?
539
00:40:34,327 --> 00:40:40,417
Fellas, coincidence and fate
figure largely in our lives.
540
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,889
It appears to be a petroglyph.
541
00:40:54,723 --> 00:40:58,477
Harry, I have no idea
where this will lead us.
542
00:40:58,643 --> 00:41:05,192
But I have a definite feeling it will be
a place both wonderful and strange.
543
00:41:40,018 --> 00:41:42,145
Good evening.
Can I help you, young lady?
544
00:41:43,396 --> 00:41:46,650
Yes, I would like something to drink,
but I'm not exactly sure what.
545
00:41:47,234 --> 00:41:48,735
Ladies seem to like the rum.
546
00:41:49,194 --> 00:41:51,279
Rum. I would like to have
a rum, please.
547
00:41:51,446 --> 00:41:54,449
- Uh, with...?
- Tonic?
548
00:41:57,661 --> 00:42:02,707
Diane, Thursday, 9:05 p.m.
549
00:42:02,874 --> 00:42:05,752
I've just returned from a place
called Owl Cave.
550
00:42:05,919 --> 00:42:08,129
How I got there
is a rather complicated story.
551
00:42:08,296 --> 00:42:11,424
It all began with a pair of tattoos...
552
00:42:21,101 --> 00:42:22,143
First one's on me.
553
00:42:22,352 --> 00:42:23,770
Thank you.
554
00:42:23,937 --> 00:42:25,564
- Hello, Annie.
- Hi.
555
00:42:25,730 --> 00:42:28,483
- Can I get you something--? Oh.
- No, no. I have a rum and tonic.
556
00:42:28,650 --> 00:42:29,818
I see.
557
00:42:29,985 --> 00:42:31,820
One of the sisters
used to put rum in her tea,
558
00:42:31,987 --> 00:42:34,197
and I thought it sounded exotic, so...
559
00:42:34,364 --> 00:42:35,782
This is all new to you, isn't it?
560
00:42:37,033 --> 00:42:41,371
I feel constantly amazed, stunned.
561
00:42:41,538 --> 00:42:43,748
Music and people,
562
00:42:43,915 --> 00:42:45,959
the way they talk and laugh,
563
00:42:46,126 --> 00:42:48,044
and the way some of them
are so clearly in love.
564
00:42:48,545 --> 00:42:50,380
It's like a foreign language to me.
565
00:42:50,589 --> 00:42:53,717
I know just enough of the words
to realize how little I understand.
566
00:42:54,509 --> 00:42:56,886
Man, I would love to see the world
through your eyes.
567
00:42:57,637 --> 00:42:58,680
Why?
568
00:42:58,888 --> 00:43:02,601
Oh, there's some things
I might do different if I had the chance.
569
00:43:02,767 --> 00:43:04,769
Me too.
570
00:43:18,783 --> 00:43:22,245
You see, the thing is,
I failed before and...
571
00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:29,502
I'm just afraid it might happen again.
572
00:43:31,046 --> 00:43:32,505
You wanna talk about it?
573
00:43:33,965 --> 00:43:35,925
Not yet.
574
00:43:37,385 --> 00:43:38,511
Maybe I can help.
575
00:43:40,388 --> 00:43:41,556
Can you?
576
00:43:42,015 --> 00:43:43,516
If you want me to.
577
00:43:44,976 --> 00:43:47,812
I'm stubborn. Extremely willful.
578
00:43:48,021 --> 00:43:49,272
I can handle that.
579
00:43:50,649 --> 00:43:52,525
Some people think I'm strange.
580
00:43:52,734 --> 00:43:54,110
I know the feeling.
581
00:43:57,656 --> 00:43:59,991
I couldn't promise you
that I would always make sense
582
00:44:00,158 --> 00:44:02,243
or do things
that you would expect me to do.
583
00:44:02,452 --> 00:44:04,162
Annie, I don't expect anything.
584
00:44:06,623 --> 00:44:09,376
Then I accept your kind
and generous offer.
585
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:14,047
Good. I'm glad.
586
00:44:37,612 --> 00:44:40,782
My, my, my.
587
00:44:41,449 --> 00:44:43,785
What have we
588
00:44:44,577 --> 00:44:45,954
here?
589
00:44:47,414 --> 00:44:49,416
Could it be?
590
00:44:52,627 --> 00:44:54,504
Yes.
591
00:44:56,673 --> 00:44:58,925
The symbol inverted.
592
00:45:04,180 --> 00:45:06,141
Now...