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WANDA: Previously on WandaVision...
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The town show fundraiser
is the most important event of the season
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and I want us to fit in.
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I don't know what I'm doing here.
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-I'm Wanda.
-Geraldine.
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MAN: (THROUGH RADIO)
Wanda, can you read me?
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WANDA: Something strange
happened with Dottie.
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Well, something strange happened
before that, too. It's hard to explain.
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-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
-It wasn't so hard to fit in after all.
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What is that?
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(BEES BUZZING)
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No.
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-(GASPS) Is this really happening?
-Yes, my love.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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WandaVision
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WandaVision
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We've got something cookin'
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And it's lookin' good
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We've got something cooking
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And who knew we could
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All great expectations
Lead to complications
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But it's groovy and fun
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It's me and it's you
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Together, one plus one
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Is more than two
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WandaVision
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WandaVision
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Some sudden surprises
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Come in all shapes and sizes
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But it's rainbows and sun
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It's you and it's me
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Together, one plus one is family
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WandaVision
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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-Yep! Definitely pregnant.
-(WANDA CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Well, that much we figured.
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It's just kinda taken us by surprise.
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It's just kinda suddenly.
Quite suddenly, wasn't it?
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I mean, practically overnight.
I mean... (HESITATES) How did this happen?
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You see, when a man and a woman
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love each other very much...
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Well, we're just tickled pink, or blue.
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You're at about four months now.
Is that right?
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I thought as much.
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We let the little ladies keep tabs
on their growing babies with fruit.
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Makes it simple for them.
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At four months,
the fetus is about as big as a pear.
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At five months, a papaya. Six, grapefruit.
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-Seven, pineapple. Eight, honeydew.
-(WANDA CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Hypothetically speaking,
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what size fruit would it be
at, say, hmm, 12 hours?
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Uh, pardon? 12 hours?
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Well, I think this line of questioning
is fruitless. (CHUCKLES)
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Well, hypothetically speaking,
should we be concerned?
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Hypothetically speaking,
every new father-to-be gets nervous.
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Well, I have nerves of steel,
so there goes your theory, Mr. Doctor...
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Vision, why don't you see the doctor out?
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Good idea. Yes.
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Thank you so much
for dropping by, Dr. Nielson.
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Well, I'm just glad you caught me in time.
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I'm taking the wife
on vacation this afternoon.
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Oh! Have a nice holiday! Hey, Herb!
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Hey, buddy!
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Listen, you can keep
the news of Wanda's... (MUMBLES)
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You know, just between us because, uh,
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I don't know,
everything's happening so quickly.
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We'd like to keep the news
just in the family for right now.
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Of course. Mum's the word.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I'm off. Bermuda, baby!
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Yes.
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(MACHINERY WHIRRING)
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Hey, Herb!
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Think you might've
taken the hedge-trimming
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a little too far there, old chum.
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So, I have.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Yeah. Don't mention it.
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Huh.
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Strangest thing
just happened outside with...
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Whoa, Nelly!
Have you gotten bigger?
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Have I? I can't tell from this angle.
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I can't wait... (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
...to be a proud papaya.
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"Nesting, the overwhelming
urge during pregnancy to clean,
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"organize, and prepare
the home for the new baby."
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See? You're an expert already.
We've got nothing to worry about.
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Nothing to worry about
outside of morning sickness,
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mood swings, aching back and...
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Feet. Darling,
you should probably sit down.
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Don't be silly. All I feel is excitement,
happiness, and... (GASPS) Oh!
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Kicking? Already?
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-Wow!
-Oh, it's such a strange sensation.
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It's kind of fluttery. (GIGGLES)
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(GASPS) Oh, did I do that?
I didn't mean to.
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-Oh. Uh, darling.
-Oh.
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-Hello, little fella.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Well, if that was the first kick,
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that puts you at about six months!
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Boy, oh, boy, I thought I had super speed.
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I can't keep up.
Please don't misinterpret.
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I can't wait to meet you, little Billy.
(KISSES)
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-Billy?
-Yeah.
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Well, I was thinking Tommy.
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Just a nice, classic, all-American name.
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Hmm, Tommy. Hmm, yeah. Yeah.
Then there's Billy, isn't there?
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Named after William Shakespeare.
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"All the world's a stage.
All the men and women, merely players."
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Well, I guess there's only
one solution to this debate.
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Hope for a girl.
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-(GIGGLES)
-Well, we ought to decide soon.
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I estimate the baby's due...
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It's not a constant progression,
assumingly logarithmic,
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but were I to graph
the fetal development thus far...
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He's gonna be here
before you figure it out.
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-Nearest I can conclude is that Billy...
-Tommy.
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Hmm.
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...is due Friday afternoon.
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In three days?
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(GASPS) Maybe I should sit down.
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I think we have an understanding.
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Start the clock.
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Time.
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-Your personal best.
-Yes!
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We are nothing if not prepared.
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Oh!
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-Darling?
-Ooh!
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Do any of your books talk about this?
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It's not painful, but it's strange.
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-A tightening sensation?
-Yep, that's it.
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Yes. Where was it, where was it?
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"Braxton Hicks contractions,
also known as false labor,
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"usually starts in the third trimester.
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"Named after John Braxton Hicks in 1875."
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Honey.
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Sorry. Yes. Yes. Ooh! Excellent!
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Gives us a chance
to work on our breathing exercises.
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It should go like this.
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(BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY)
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Yeah, it's not working.
I can still feel it.
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I'm sorry.
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-(GROANS)
-(FAUCET STARTS RUNNING)
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(SCREAMS)
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-What the... What the Dickens?
-What's happening now?
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-Let's abandon the kitchen.
-(SCREAMING)
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(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
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It stopped.
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Yes.
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I'll go check on the neighbors.
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Yes.
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Phil?
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Do these earrings make me look fat?
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Oh, thank God.
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It appears that the whole block is out.
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Oh, and that was just a fake contraction.
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Who knows what will happen
when the real thing starts.
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Do you think they know it's my fault?
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Our neighbors?
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Well, yes, with all the close calls
we've been having,
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it seems the people of Westview are always
on the verge of discovering our secret.
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Yes, I know what you mean.
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But it's more than that, isn't it?
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Mr. and Mrs. Hart, dinner.
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Outside with Herb.
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I think something's wrong here, Wanda.
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Yes, I know what you mean.
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The truth is, we are in unchartered waters
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and you know what?
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I'm anxious, too.
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We just don't know what to expect.
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Nope.
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Will the baby be human or Synthezoid?
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A bit of both?
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If he's anything like his ma,
Billy will be perfect.
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You mean Tommy.
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-Mmm...
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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-(GASPS)
-Oh, no, darling, are you all right?
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-This is a real one!
-What?
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I thought you said Friday afternoon!
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Well, I didn't consider that the timings
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between developmental benchmarks
could be quite random!
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-(WHIMPERS)
-(BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY)
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(BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY)
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(BOTH SIGH)
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Better.
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Yes, darling, thank you, it's passing.
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(THUNDER RUMBLES)
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(RAIN FALLING)
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Vis...
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Yes, dear?
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I think my water just broke.
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Yes, dear.
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(GASPS)
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No, no, no, no, no!
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-Sorry, Mom.
-Oh.
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(BLENDER WHIRRING)
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MAN: Do you need a break?
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You read my mind.
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MAN: Come with me.
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Escape to a world all your own,
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where your problems float away.
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When you wanna get away,
but you don't wanna go anywhere.
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Hydra Soak, find the goddess within.
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Well, I was just reading about
the advantages of water birth.
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(SIGHS)
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Oh, thank goodness.
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-(GROANING)
-Let me help you up, dear. There you go.
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What a mess.
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(WIND BLOWING)
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-(GRUNTS)
-Oh, that's better.
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(GASPS AND GROANS)
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Darling, do you think it's time to...
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-Call the doctor?
-Yeah. (GROANS)
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Yes, I do, dear.
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-(GROANS)
-Damn, the phones are down, too.
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I better run.
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Except, he might
have already left for vacation.
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Where? At a time like this?
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Well, in fairness, darling, the baby
is approximately nine months early.
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I better leg it.
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-You'll be all right here?
-Hmm.
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(KISSES)
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Okay.
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(GASPS)
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(BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY)
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-(GASPS)
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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-(DOORBELL RINGS)
-(GASPS)
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Oh, shoot.
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Uh... Oh!
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Wanda, what's up?
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It's 75 degrees out.
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You're making a fashion statement?
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Hi, Geraldine.
You know, now is not really a good time.
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No, no, no, it's foxy.
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You'll have to let me borrow it sometime.
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But first, I gotta borrow a bucket.
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Not to wear, to use.
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Somehow, all the pipes in my ceiling
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burst at once and I gotta bail myself out.
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All right, sure.
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Just stay right there.
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I think I might have
a bucket in the kitchen.
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Okay, then.
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I think it's just here
under the sink! (SCREAMS)
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(GASPS)
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Are you all right in there?
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Yes, I am just looking.
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(GROANS)
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Oh!
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GERALDINE: I'll come help.
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No! I mean, no thank you.
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Bingo.
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Would you look at that?
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What?
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Fruit. Wanda! Thank you.
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Yummy.
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Well, good luck with the leak.
258
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:36,399
Oh, that... Oh! Say, Wanda,
I've got a question for you.
259
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,776
You know how I've been
working that temp job, right?
260
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:43,656
Well, my boss, Mr. Haddox,
he was going crazy yesterday...
261
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:49,495
Oh, look at me going on and on
like you got all the time in the world.
262
00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,580
-Let me go on and get out...
-(LOUDLY) Wait. No.
263
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,583
-Tell me about the temp job.
-Oh, that's my girl.
264
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,045
So, yesterday my boss, Mr. Haddox,
265
00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:01,799
was going crazy working on the slogan
for a new breakfast cereal.
266
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:04,510
You know, the one
with the little marshmallow Moonmen?
267
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,514
-Oh.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, those.
268
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:11,976
So, it's 10 minutes
before the big presentation,
269
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:14,645
and Mr. Haddox has got nothin'.
270
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:20,776
Nothin', that is, except
the worst case of hiccups I ever did see.
271
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:24,238
(CHUCKLING) Oh, Wanda.
He couldn't get out one word,
272
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,198
-let alone a whole pitch.
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
273
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:31,370
GERALDINE: So I'm tryin' every trick
in the book to help this poor man.
274
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:34,040
I'm hidin' behind filing cabinets
275
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,542
and jumpin' out
when he least expects it, like, boom!
276
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,502
-(BOTH SCREAM)
-(STORK SQUAWKS)
277
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:39,795
-Wanda.
-(STORK CLACKING)
278
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,630
What was that?
279
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,843
-Did you hear that?
-No.
280
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:49,221
It was like a chattering sound, like...
281
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,556
Oh! Like a...
282
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,349
(MIMICKING ICE MAKER)
283
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,309
Yeah.
284
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,896
That's my new ice maker
built right into the fridge.
285
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,485
-Oh!
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
286
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,988
You're fancy. (GIGGLES)
So now, at this point,
287
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:10,785
I am helping Mr. Haddox
do a handstand under the water cooler...
288
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,037
-(BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY)
-...because, you know, why not try
289
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:16,040
a little upside down,
drink those hiccups away.
290
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:19,835
And wouldn't you know it,
in that moment, in walks the client.
291
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,003
Oh, no.
292
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,547
Oh, yes. Oh, yes. But you know me, Wanda,
293
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,258
I keeps my cool,
no matter what's goin' down.
294
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,094
I look at the client,
295
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:32,223
and I look at Mr. Haddox's feet
floating in the air next to me,
296
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,809
and I look back at the client, and I say,
297
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:39,313
"Gravity Os, launch into your day,
the right way."
298
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,689
(GERALDINE LAUGHS)
299
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,902
(CHUCKLING SOFTLY) Thank you.
300
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:47,279
Yes, and that's exactly
what Mr. Haddox said
301
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,698
right before he told me
to clean out my desk.
302
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,201
(GASPS) Oh, no, Geraldine.
303
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,285
He didn't fire you.
304
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,079
Oh, sugar.
305
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,039
He hired me.
306
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,707
Oh!
307
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,876
-Oh, Wanda! I landed a promotion.
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
308
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,880
And now that I've gone all corporate,
I need some office supplies.
309
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,132
Which brings me to my question.
310
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,801
Do y'all still keep
those in your spare room?
311
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:10,928
Because I was hoping you wouldn't mind
312
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:14,140
-sharing with your good friend.
-WANDA: Wait. Wait.
313
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,101
Is that what I think it is?
314
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,103
Oh, a stork, yes, I can explain.
(GIGGLES NERVOUSLY)
315
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:22,022
No! The crib.
316
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,900
(GRUNTS AND BREATHES HEAVILY)
317
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,735
It's coming. Oh. The baby's coming.
318
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,863
You're pregnant?
319
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,323
(GROANS) Ow.
320
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,618
Bermuda awaits and my car
321
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,788
decides to poop out right at this moment.
322
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:43,043
Whoa. Mr. Vision?
What, is everything okay with the wife?
323
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,379
Yes. So long as we hurry.
324
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,509
But, Stan!
325
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:53,137
What about my brand-new two-piece?
326
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,638
Okay, Wanda.
327
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,891
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
-Now, let's get you comfortable. Okay?
328
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,767
(GROANS) I think I'm gonna
lay down right here.
329
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,728
-Okay.
-Vision ran to get the doctor.
330
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:01,896
He'll be back soon.
331
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,981
No, no, there's not enough time for that.
332
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,025
-Relax. Relax.
-(GROANS)
333
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,028
-You know your breathing, right?
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
334
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,446
Wanda, I can't hear you.
335
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,822
(GROANING)
336
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,160
(GASPS)
337
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,623
I may be late to the party,
338
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,167
but I imagine there is
a logical explanation for this.
339
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,377
It's all perfectly natural! (SCREAMS)
340
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:26,962
-Hey, you're doing great.
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
341
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,839
You're doing great.
Look at me. Look at me.
342
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,258
-(BOTH BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY)
-Come on.
343
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,886
(WHISPERS) I can't do this.
344
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:35,429
Yes, you can.
345
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:36,889
(WHIMPERING) I can't. I can't.
346
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,015
You can do this.
347
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,227
Yes, you can. You can do this.
348
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,979
-It's time to start pushing.
-Oh.
349
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,565
You ready? You're ready. You're ready.
350
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,734
Push. Push, Wanda. Push!
351
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,654
(SCREAMS)
352
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,739
Push! That a girl.
353
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:54,823
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
354
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:55,866
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
355
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,246
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
356
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,456
(PANTING)
357
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,667
(BABY CRYING)
358
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,045
It's a boy.
359
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,546
(SIGHS)
360
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,173
(LAUGHS)
361
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,467
(BABY COOS)
362
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,803
Hi.
363
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:17,513
Hi.
364
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,348
Oh, he's perfect.
365
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,808
(DOOR OPENS)
366
00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,352
-(VISION GRUNTS)
-(BABY COOING)
367
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,937
Oh, no. I missed it.
368
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:33,988
Hey, Doc, why don't you help me out
in the kitchen there?
369
00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:38,158
We went so fast,
it was like we were flying.
370
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:41,870
Well done, Wanda.
371
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,962
Well, don't you wanna
meet your son as yourself?
372
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,547
(BABY COOING)
373
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:02,224
Ooh. You're strong.
374
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,561
Hello there, little Tommy.
375
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:09,857
Tommy?
376
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,569
Yes, Tommy.
377
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,198
(BOTH SCREAMING)
378
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,867
-What?
-(GROANS)
379
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,368
Good heavens!
380
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,953
(SCREAMS)
381
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,246
There's another baby coming.
382
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,497
Billy?
383
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,167
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
-Wanda, push! Push!
384
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,793
(SCREAMS)
385
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:37,301
Twenty fingers and 20 toes.
386
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:41,180
You've got two healthy baby boys
on your hands.
387
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,514
-Thank you, Doctor.
-Yeah.
388
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,016
All in a day's work.
389
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,936
And thank you
for your assistance, young lady.
390
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,773
I think you might have
what it takes to be a nurse.
391
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,276
VISION: Allow me to walk you out, Doctor.
392
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:58,614
Oh, all right. As long as
we actually walk this time.
393
00:19:58,697 --> 00:19:59,698
VISION: Come.
394
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:07,915
-(SIGHS) I do owe you a debt of gratitude.
-(CHUCKLES)
395
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,542
Well, Dr. Nielson,
396
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,961
I hope you're still
able to make your trip.
397
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,547
Ah, yes, my trip.
398
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,425
I don't think we'll get away after all.
399
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:22,596
Small towns, you know. So hard to...
400
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,431
Escape.
401
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:31,480
Yeah.
402
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:33,774
AGNES: (WHISPERS)
What is she doing in there?
403
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:34,858
-I don't know.
-Howdy!
404
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,652
HERB: Hey!
AGNES: Howdy!
405
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,488
Did you see her go inside?
406
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:41,031
HERB: (WHISPERS) She went right in.
407
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,367
AGNES: (WHISPERS) And her tummy was...
Did Geraldine...
408
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,536
Remarkable day we're having, no?
409
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,122
-AGNES: (WHISPERS) That's fine.
-Did you lose power, too?
410
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,665
Oh, sure did.
411
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,209
But Ralph looks better in the dark,
so I'm not complaining.
412
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,794
(VISION AND AGNES CHUCKLE)
413
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:55,129
Hi, Herb.
414
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,047
Hey, buddy.
415
00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,591
AGNES: (SIGHS) Okay.
416
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,845
Well, I'll get back to Wanda.
417
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,139
AGNES: Vision.
418
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,351
Is Geraldine inside with Wanda?
419
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,229
Yes. Why?
420
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:13,564
GERALDINE: You're such a strong lady.
421
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,482
Oh.
422
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:19,987
-Can you believe it? Twins!
-(CHUCKLES)
423
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,780
-(BABIES COOING)
-Hi. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
424
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:25,826
I'm a twin.
425
00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:27,494
(BABIES COOING)
426
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,330
I had a brother.
427
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,042
His name was Pietro.
428
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,254
(BABIES COOING)
429
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,842
(SINGING IN SOKOVIAN)
430
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:08,410
He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he?
431
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:13,582
What did you say?
432
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:16,418
HERB: She's new to town. Brand-new.
433
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,879
There's no family.
434
00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:20,797
No husband.
435
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,716
Well, there's nothing wrong with that.
436
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:23,800
Hmm.
437
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,222
No home.
438
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:31,099
What?
439
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:39,274
What did you say just now?
440
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:45,364
I said, Wanda,
441
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:48,325
you're such a strong lady.
442
00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:51,453
Should I say it one more time
for good measure?
443
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:52,621
No.
444
00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:57,042
What did you say about Pietro?
445
00:22:57,668 --> 00:22:58,710
Pietro?
446
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,297
Uh...
447
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,134
Hey, I'll take a shift rocking the babies.
448
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,386
No, I think you should leave.
449
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:09,304
Oh, Wanda, don't be like that.
450
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,850
What do you mean, she has no home?
451
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,603
She came here because...
452
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,815
She came here because...
453
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,066
(SIGHS)
454
00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:24,611
She came here because we're all...
455
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,030
She came here because we're all what?
456
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,407
What're you trying to tell me?
457
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:30,450
-WANDA: What is that?
-What?
458
00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:31,827
WANDA: That.
459
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:36,957
That symbol.
460
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,544
I, uh... I...
461
00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:42,379
Who are you?
462
00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:44,006
(BABIES CRYING)
463
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,257
I don't...
464
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,717
She came here because we're all...
465
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,968
Stop it!
466
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,764
Who are you?
467
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,226
Wanda...
468
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,686
(BABIES COOING)
469
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,147
I... (BREATH TREMBLING)
470
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:03,859
I...
471
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:05,944
Wanda.
472
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:11,158
Well, I better get going.
473
00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:14,620
That macramé's not gonna hitch itself.
474
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,246
-(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
-(CHUCKLES)
475
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:20,834
Herb?
476
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:22,711
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
477
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,131
Catch you on the flip side, Vision.
478
00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:36,933
Wanda?
479
00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:38,935
(BABIES COOING)
480
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,396
Where's Geraldine?
481
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:46,443
Oh, she left, honey. She had to rush home.
482
00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:47,527
(BABIES COOING)
483
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:52,699
Hmm.
484
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:07,297
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
485
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:08,799
(GERALDINE SCREAMING)
486
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:16,765
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
487
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:20,644
(MUSIC PLAYING)