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WATCHER: Time.
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Space.
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Reality.
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It's more than a linear path.
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It's a prism of endless possibility,
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where a single choice
can branch out into infinite realities,
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creating alternate worlds
from the ones you know.
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I am the Watcher.
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I am your guide
through these vast new realities.
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Follow me and ponder the question...
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"What if?"
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The galaxy, to your eyes,
a hundred billion points of light.
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But where you see light, I see worlds
and the countless stories that fill them.
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But in a Multiverse
of infinite possibility,
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is your destiny determined by your nature
or by the nature of your world?
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(DEVICE CLICKING)
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Drop it! Drop it now!
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Who are you?
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Identify yourself.
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STAR-LORD: Who, me?
I am just an ordinary junker.
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But there is one name you may know me by.
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Oh, my. Star-Lord!
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I'm a huge fan of your work.
What are you doing here?
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That was not the reaction I was expecting.
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(CREATURES GROWLING)
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Stop! Show some respect.
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This is the Star-Lord, legendary outlaw.
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Steals from the powerful
and gives to the powerless.
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Should we be bowing?
I feel like we should be bowing.
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I mean, unless we should be kneeling.
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- Neither is necessary.
- Please.
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- You are a lord.
- It is not an official title.
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- Nor is it one I am comfortable with.
- (LAUGHS)
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Of course you would be humble.
Classic Star-Lord.
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I almost wish I didn't have
to take that from you.
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Surely something this powerful
is better off in my hands.
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It's just that my boss, Ronan,
super, super intense.
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But I could be convinced
to make a career change.
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Appreciate the interest,
but we're all staffed up.
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Oh, totally. Totally get it.
But at least now I get to spar with you.
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I guess if that's really what you want.
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Oh, it shall be the honor of my life.
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- Oh. Uh, should I not use the gun?
- Go ahead.
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- Really?
- Please.
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No, it's not a problem.
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- I'll get rid of it.
- It's okay.
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- You sure?
- Go ahead, use the gun.
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That is so generous of you.
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- Ready?
- KORATH: Oh, yes.
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Oh. (GROANING)
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You do not disappoint, my lord.
So nimble, so spry.
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I'm right here. Hit me.
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- Oh. My Lord! I didn't mean to...
- That is what we're here for.
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Do it again. But this time, faster.
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- Harder.
- Really?
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I barely moved. Hit me.
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(SCREAMS)
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Classic Star-Lord.
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Now I almost feel bad.
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Well, I have hired worse.
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SOLDIER: Freeze, Ravager.
We have you outnumbered.
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It would appear,
but a Ravager never flies solo.
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(WIND BLOWING)
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I said, "A Ravager never flies solo."
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Uh, is that some kind of catchphrase?
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- (MAN WHISTLES)
- (GROANS)
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- (MAN WHISTLING)
- (ALL GROANING)
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You had me worried for a second.
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- Who's the Sleeping Beauty?
- A new recruit. He was after this as well.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Thermal signature's off the charts.
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You know, if we wanted
to have some real fun,
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we'd make like the old days
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and sell this bad boy
to the highest bidder.
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(SOLDIER 2 GROANING, GRUNTS)
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If we made like the old days,
you'd only have half of your teeth.
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Besides, wouldn't you rather use it
to jump-start
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the Krylorians' dying star,
save their system from extinction?
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You know as well as I,
no treasure is worth as much
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as the good that can be done with it.
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YONDU: Ah. That's my boy.
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WATCHER: Though our hero's destiny
might lie in the stars above,
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the beginning of his journey
was much more down-to-earth.
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T'CHALLA: I am tired
of living in a bubble.
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There's an entire world out there, Baba.
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Yes, one of war, violence, hatred.
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That world has nothing to offer Wakanda.
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There must be more. But we must be
brave enough to search for it.
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T'CHAKA: I do understand, my son.
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Though the blood of a king
runs through your veins,
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it is pumped by the heart of an explorer.
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But as someone who has ventured out
into the greater world,
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let me assure you,
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all you will find there
is destruction and pain.
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Those people do not understand
our way of life.
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WATCHER: What you call destiny
is just an equation,
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- a product of variables.
- (GRUNTS)
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WATCHER: Right place, right time,
or in some instances,
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the wrong place at the wrong time.
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As fate would have it,
at that very moment,
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a Ravager spacecraft was arriving on Earth
to abduct the spawn of the Celestial, Ego.
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Cool.
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WATCHER: But in this universe,
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Yondu outsourced the assignment
to his subordinates.
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You morons grabbed the wrong kid.
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Uh-uh. Not so fast, Captain.
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Two see holes, two hear holes,
one eat hole.
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Everything checks out.
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Does this really look like
Peter Quill to y'all?
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Sure. I don't know.
All humans look alike to me.
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The cosmic readings where he was took
nearly broke our dial.
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If there was anything not from that planet
on that planet, it's there.
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Well, my home is built
on an ancient Vibranium meteorite.
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You sure don't seem too freaked out
about all this, kid.
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What you doing out there
all by yourself anyway?
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- Exploring the world.
- Sounds fun.
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But why stop at one world, huh?
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When we can show you all of them?
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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- Ravagers!
- ALL: Ravagers!
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Star-Lord, if you had
to pick a favorite...
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Really, I could not say.
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I know, I know, so many heists,
so many planets saved.
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Still, you must have one.
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How could you choose just one?
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Oh! What about the Central Bank heist
of Tarnax IV?
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Never hurts to hurt a Skrull, right?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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That job paid for Kraglin's teeth.
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How about when you armed
the Ankaran resistance?
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Oh, man. Barely made it out of that one.
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How exactly did you stop Thanos,
the Mad Titan,
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from decimating half
of the universe? Oh, no.
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I'm a big enough man
to admit when I'm wrong.
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T'Challa here showed me
there was more than one way
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to reallocate the universe's resources.
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Sometimes the best weapon
in your arsenal is just a good argument.
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Aye, aye, Commander.
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Although I still assert
my plan was not without its merits.
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(ALL GROANING)
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- Here we go.
- Please.
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Pretty sure it's still
just genocide, big guy.
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And I'm pretty sure it's efficient.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Your money is no good here.
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- Please.
- No, seriously. We only take cash.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I, uh... I have cash.
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Wait. You are the Star-Lord.
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You saved my home world
from a Kree invasion.
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- All in a day's work.
- No, it took several days.
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Six, in fact. Let us take a picture
to send to my wife and daughter.
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I would prefer... (GROANS)
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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Oh, we should take another one.
You look terrible. I look great.
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- I'm sure it's fine.
- No, I insist.
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- It is a truly awful picture of you.
- WOMAN: I don't know.
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He looks pretty good
from where I'm standing.
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Nebula.
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Hey, Cha-Cha.
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- (YELPS)
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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NEBULA: Pretty valuable loot you got here.
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The big guy know you have this?
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You mean your father?
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He's lucky I call him the big guy.
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You know, he gardens now.
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You should talk to him.
He really has changed.
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The past doesn't.
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You still wear your past around your neck.
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You ever think of going back?
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Not much to go back to.
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When I was young, Yondu attempted
to return me to Wakanda...
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but it had been destroyed.
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I'm sorry.
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Just another senseless war.
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Baba warned that was all humans know.
Turns out he was right.
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You lost your home,
and now you save everyone else's.
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That's the name of this tune, huh?
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(CHUCKLES) Something like that.
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Well, then, do I have a job for you.
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They're called the Embers of Genesis.
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Nutrient-rich cosmic dust
from an ancient supernova
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with the power
to terraform entire ecosystems.
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With one ounce,
you can heal a dying planet in minutes.
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And with a payload
the size we're talking...
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We could feed billions of people
on millions of worlds,
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and eradicate hunger across the galaxy.
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Don't tell Captain Genocide over here.
You might spoil his fun.
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(CHUCKLES) New guy's pretty funny.
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- I thought you work alone, daughter.
- Wait, wait, wait.
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You mean she's your offspring?
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- BOTH: Adopted.
- T'CHALLA: It's a long story.
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I've been trying
to get them into counseling.
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- So who's the mark?
- Taneleer Tivan, also known as...
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KRAGLIN: The Collector?
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As in the most ruthless kingpin
in the intergalactic underworld?
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- Wait, I thought that was you.
- THANOS: It was.
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But when I went straight,
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Tivan saw an opening
and filled the power vacuum.
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We can all agree
the Collector is dangerous.
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FYI, the Collector does not offer dental.
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This is suicide, T'Challa.
Not even I can get through his defenses.
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You dig? This maniac won't do you
the kindness of killing you.
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He'll dissect you for a science project,
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frame whatever's left
and hang you up on the wall.
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So should I mark you down as undecided?
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So long as the Collector's involved,
we are not.
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You may be the soul of this ship,
but I am still the captain.
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We are Ravagers.
We do not back down from a fight.
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No, no. We steal from the rich
and give to the poor,
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just like that earthling
folk hero of yours, right?
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- Robin Leach.
- Robin Hood.
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Whatever. That's our racket.
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We've been picking pockets
for loose coins.
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If we truly want to change the galaxy,
accomplish all we set out to do,
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then it's time we robbed the bank.
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Oh, jeez. Never have been any good
at saying no to you, kid.
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The Collector's got a famous kink
for exotic flora and fauna.
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The Embers will be housed
with the rest of his conquests, here.
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A museum that doubles
as his base of operations.
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A mining colony in a severed head
of an ancient celestial being.
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THANOS: He's got the Black Order
doing security.
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Take it from me, they're bad news.
How do you plan on sneaking past them?
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I don't. I'm gonna knock
on their front door like a lady.
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My Lady Nebula. Captain Udonta.
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I'm here to fetch you for my master.
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NEBULA: Yondu and I will pose as sellers
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looking to unload that orb
you recovered on Morag.
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But really, it'll be T'Challa inside.
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Our head of security, Proxima Midnight.
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Looks like they got an exhibit
running the museum.
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Hold it. Security scan.
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And that is when
you cause the distraction.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(GROANS)
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Stop. I thought we were faking it.
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Yeah, well, try calling me
Captain Genocide again, new guy.
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Captain Genocide...(SCREAMS)
239
00:13:53,405 --> 00:13:56,863
T'CHALLA: The Ravagers will start a riot,
drawing the attention of the Black Order.
240
00:13:56,946 --> 00:13:58,280
We have a situation.
241
00:13:58,363 --> 00:14:00,905
All units report to our position.
242
00:14:00,988 --> 00:14:04,321
T'CHALLA: Now, Yondu and Nebula
are free to distract the Collector,
243
00:14:04,405 --> 00:14:06,446
so that I can search for the Embers.
244
00:14:13,696 --> 00:14:14,696
Amazing.
245
00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:17,571
I have no notes. A perfect plan.
246
00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:19,238
What could possibly go wrong?
247
00:14:19,321 --> 00:14:24,155
I present to you,
Taneleer Tivan, the Collector.
248
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,196
Oh, my dearest Nebula.
249
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,363
Aren't you a sight for sore...
250
00:14:28,446 --> 00:14:31,821
Eye. Forgive me,
I couldn't help myself. (LAUGHS)
251
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,905
Hey, you, creep-show.
If it's all the same to you,
252
00:14:34,988 --> 00:14:36,613
I'd just as soon get on with it.
253
00:14:36,696 --> 00:14:38,155
All business?
254
00:14:38,238 --> 00:14:43,321
And to think I'm old enough to remember
when the Ravagers used to be fun.
255
00:14:43,405 --> 00:14:46,613
What can I say?
We went straight and I got square.
256
00:14:46,696 --> 00:14:49,696
Hey, if you boys are done gossiping,
I brought what you asked.
257
00:14:56,446 --> 00:14:57,446
(DOG WHIMPERS)
258
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,613
Ugh.
259
00:14:59,155 --> 00:15:01,446
The collection is much bigger
than I anticipated.
260
00:15:04,363 --> 00:15:06,363
All this suffering, and for what?
261
00:15:06,446 --> 00:15:09,030
My guess, he's compensating
for something big.
262
00:15:09,863 --> 00:15:12,030
Or small, if you catch my drift.
263
00:15:12,113 --> 00:15:13,988
You are quite articulate for a duck.
264
00:15:14,071 --> 00:15:16,988
That, sir, is very close-minded.
265
00:15:17,071 --> 00:15:19,280
You know, I, um...
I'm looking for something.
266
00:15:19,363 --> 00:15:21,905
The Embers of Genesis.
Do you know where I can find them?
267
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:23,571
Cosmic flora, down the hall.
268
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:26,655
Take a Louie at the Frost Giants,
a hard Ralph at the Kronans.
269
00:15:26,738 --> 00:15:30,280
You'll see a sign for Elvish literature.
Ignore that, total snooze.
270
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,446
- Screw it.
- (QUACKS)
271
00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:36,238
Give me the tour.
272
00:15:38,446 --> 00:15:40,446
You know what they say,
"When you're out of luck,"
273
00:15:40,530 --> 00:15:41,696
"always go duck."
274
00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:44,530
- I'm pretty sure no one says that.
- HOWARD: Oh, they say it.
275
00:15:44,613 --> 00:15:45,976
- T'CHALLA: Really?
- HOWARD: Totally.
276
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,030
(ALL GRUNTING AND SCREAMING)
277
00:15:49,196 --> 00:15:50,780
(SCREAMING)
278
00:15:52,196 --> 00:15:54,113
(ALL GROANING)
279
00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:57,405
The Ravagers?
280
00:15:58,363 --> 00:16:01,071
It's a diversion.
Sound the alarms, lock down the building.
281
00:16:01,155 --> 00:16:02,738
(ALARM BLARING)
282
00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:09,238
(LAUGHS) The flashy flash.
283
00:16:09,321 --> 00:16:12,030
You always know how to bring the fun.
284
00:16:12,113 --> 00:16:13,988
Hold on, I need to hydrate.
285
00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:21,113
- We have to go.
- Where are you going? Come back.
286
00:16:21,196 --> 00:16:23,613
Are you crazy? Happy hour just started.
287
00:17:01,030 --> 00:17:02,988
It... It cannot be.
288
00:17:04,696 --> 00:17:08,363
My son, T'Challa, Crown Prince of Wakanda,
289
00:17:08,446 --> 00:17:12,113
was abducted from Earth
by an alien spacecraft.
290
00:17:12,196 --> 00:17:15,863
If you have any information
regarding his whereabouts,
291
00:17:15,946 --> 00:17:19,655
we ask that you respond
to this homing beacon.
292
00:17:20,488 --> 00:17:22,821
- And T'Challa...
- Baba.
293
00:17:22,905 --> 00:17:24,821
...if you are out there,
294
00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:30,613
you're one bright burning light
in the night sky of billions,
295
00:17:30,696 --> 00:17:35,696
and we will search every last
one of them until we find you
296
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:38,488
on this plane or the next.
297
00:17:45,863 --> 00:17:47,446
(DOOR OPENS)
298
00:17:47,530 --> 00:17:50,780
Oh, Cha-Cha, I hope you can understand,
299
00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:53,863
I had a debt with the Collector
and you were the payment.
300
00:17:57,405 --> 00:17:58,613
(GROANS)
301
00:17:58,696 --> 00:18:03,988
Oh, T'Challa, now it's time
for one of your great escapes.
302
00:18:04,071 --> 00:18:05,530
You okay, kid?
303
00:18:05,613 --> 00:18:07,030
You lied to me!
304
00:18:07,113 --> 00:18:08,405
I was protecting you.
305
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,821
Are we talking about the mission?
Or is this "family stuff"?
306
00:18:11,905 --> 00:18:14,196
You told me
my homeland had been destroyed.
307
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,446
My family killed.
308
00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:16,780
How is that protecting me?
309
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,946
Whoa. Guess it's family stuff.
310
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:22,363
Sometimes you need to hear a lie
to see the truth.
311
00:18:22,446 --> 00:18:25,030
You're just like me, T'Challa.
312
00:18:28,113 --> 00:18:29,655
I am nothing like you.
313
00:18:30,155 --> 00:18:32,071
You're an explorer, Star-Lord.
314
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:38,405
And for people like you, like us,
the past ain't nothing but a prison.
315
00:18:38,488 --> 00:18:40,613
You don't belong down there with them.
316
00:18:40,696 --> 00:18:45,280
You belong up here with us,
with your family.
317
00:18:45,363 --> 00:18:46,988
You are not my family.
318
00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:50,155
You never were.
319
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:54,071
Damn, that hurts.
320
00:18:54,446 --> 00:18:56,238
(DOOR BEEPS)
321
00:18:56,321 --> 00:18:58,571
The Collector is ready for you.
322
00:19:09,696 --> 00:19:13,905
I must apologize for all that
awkwardness back there with Nebula.
323
00:19:13,988 --> 00:19:15,863
I simply abhor drama.
324
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,946
(CHUCKLES) Your outfit
would suggest otherwise.
325
00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:20,571
What is it you want with me, Tivan?
326
00:19:20,655 --> 00:19:23,321
There is a blank wall in the commissary
327
00:19:23,405 --> 00:19:26,946
that I just haven't been able
to find the right piece for.
328
00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:30,071
I am just an ordinary human,
hardly a work of art.
329
00:19:30,155 --> 00:19:35,530
Ah. I must admit now that
I see you in the flesh, you are.
330
00:19:36,113 --> 00:19:37,238
(SIGHS)
331
00:19:37,321 --> 00:19:40,613
Are you sure you can't fly or shoot
lasers out of your eyes or something?
332
00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:43,280
Let's go a few rounds
and you can find out.
333
00:19:43,363 --> 00:19:45,488
Pass. I prefer you in the cage.
334
00:19:45,571 --> 00:19:46,696
Where I come from,
335
00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:50,530
history has never looked kindly
on those who lock men in cages.
336
00:19:51,321 --> 00:19:52,988
Maw, make a note.
337
00:19:53,071 --> 00:19:56,155
It appears he does
have a super power after all.
338
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:59,571
He can bore someone to death
using only his sanctimony.
339
00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:01,488
Let's not waste the wall space.
340
00:20:01,571 --> 00:20:04,946
Dissect him
and strip his remains for parts.
341
00:20:07,363 --> 00:20:08,488
(DOOR BEEPS)
342
00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:12,196
Daughter of mine.
343
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,780
How could you do this to us?
344
00:20:13,863 --> 00:20:17,863
To my best friend, T'Challa.
You are the worst.
345
00:20:18,655 --> 00:20:20,071
(GASPS)
346
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,155
But then again,
there are two sides to every story.
347
00:20:25,238 --> 00:20:27,696
Relax, new guy. I'm here to rescue you.
348
00:20:27,780 --> 00:20:29,488
Not like you to change your mind.
349
00:20:29,571 --> 00:20:31,405
Oh, I didn't. This was always the plan.
350
00:20:31,821 --> 00:20:34,738
I told T'Challa that the Collector
was after him right from the jump.
351
00:20:34,821 --> 00:20:36,821
- What is this job?
- More of a ruse.
352
00:20:36,905 --> 00:20:38,988
You see, I have this debt
with the Collector
353
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,446
and, well, he's come to collect.
354
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:43,655
- And what does he want?
- In a word, you, Cha-Cha.
355
00:20:44,446 --> 00:20:47,196
I had no idea about that Wakandan ship.
356
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:51,071
All I knew was that we had an opening
to settle my debt with the Collector,
357
00:20:51,155 --> 00:20:53,405
and steal the Embers
right out from under him.
358
00:20:53,488 --> 00:20:56,530
(GASPS) So, all of this
has been a triple-cross?
359
00:20:56,613 --> 00:20:58,613
What? Classic Star-Lord.
360
00:20:58,696 --> 00:21:01,155
Hey, it was T'Challa's idea
to keep you in the dark.
361
00:21:01,238 --> 00:21:04,155
'Cause he knew I would never
let him walk into a trap.
362
00:21:04,238 --> 00:21:05,405
Look where we ended up.
363
00:21:05,488 --> 00:21:06,488
All a distraction,
364
00:21:06,571 --> 00:21:11,071
providing me the necessary cover
to obtain this, the Embers of Genesis.
365
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,530
Hot damn. You guys are good.
366
00:21:14,613 --> 00:21:16,393
- What about T'Challa?
- NEBULA: Not to worry.
367
00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:19,946
He's keeping his escape plan
close to his chest.
368
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,670
THE COLLECTOR: No, not like that, Carina.
369
00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:24,655
Even by a slave standard, you are foolish.
370
00:21:25,988 --> 00:21:26,988
(GRUNTING)
371
00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:43,155
(GROANS)
372
00:21:43,238 --> 00:21:46,321
I liked that thing you said
about not locking people in cages.
373
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,738
Thank you. I am forever in your debt.
374
00:21:50,071 --> 00:21:51,988
(ALARM BLARING)
375
00:21:52,071 --> 00:21:55,321
PROXIMA MIDNIGHT: The prisoners have
escaped. All units to sector seven.
376
00:21:58,196 --> 00:21:59,280
(GROANS)
377
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:04,988
What kind of being leaves a party
without saying goodbye?
378
00:22:05,071 --> 00:22:07,363
Something tells me
this happens to you a lot.
379
00:22:08,155 --> 00:22:09,946
(GRUNTING)
380
00:22:11,446 --> 00:22:12,780
(GROANS)
381
00:22:12,863 --> 00:22:14,363
(THE COLLECTOR LAUGHS)
382
00:22:15,155 --> 00:22:16,655
Packs quite a wallop, does it not?
383
00:22:16,738 --> 00:22:19,738
I hacked it off the carcass
of a terribly chatty Kronan.
384
00:22:19,821 --> 00:22:21,821
Of course, if that's not your style,
385
00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:24,863
there's plenty more
we can play with. Observe.
386
00:22:27,696 --> 00:22:32,780
A dagger forged in dark matter
taken from the ruler of the Dark Elves.
387
00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:37,321
Or perhaps you prefer something
a touch more elegant?
388
00:22:40,946 --> 00:22:44,280
Oh. That woman had taste!
389
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:48,655
A necrosword, courtesy
of the Asgardian Goddess of Death.
390
00:22:48,738 --> 00:22:49,738
(T'CHALLA GRUNTING)
391
00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:54,821
- Whoa.
- (LAUGHS)
392
00:22:55,946 --> 00:22:56,946
(GRUNTING)
393
00:22:58,696 --> 00:22:59,780
(GROANS)
394
00:23:01,821 --> 00:23:03,238
(ALARM BLARING)
395
00:23:03,321 --> 00:23:05,738
- NEBULA: Run!
- We were running.
396
00:23:05,821 --> 00:23:07,988
Okay, we'll run faster.
397
00:23:08,071 --> 00:23:10,155
(ROARING)
398
00:23:15,488 --> 00:23:16,738
(PROXIMA MIDNIGHT GRUNTS)
399
00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:18,655
(GROANS)
400
00:23:18,738 --> 00:23:20,530
- Get to the ship.
- Are you crazy?
401
00:23:20,613 --> 00:23:23,238
- You'll never take them yourself.
- Not crazy...
402
00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:26,863
Mad.
403
00:23:38,196 --> 00:23:39,738
(GRUNTS)
404
00:23:41,655 --> 00:23:42,655
(BLACK DWARF GROWLS)
405
00:23:46,655 --> 00:23:48,363
- (GRUNTS)
- (GROANS)
406
00:23:48,446 --> 00:23:49,946
(BOTH GRUNTING)
407
00:23:55,780 --> 00:23:56,863
(SCREAMS)
408
00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:00,863
A pity.
409
00:24:00,946 --> 00:24:04,780
You abandoned your home and family,
410
00:24:04,863 --> 00:24:08,071
and now, your new family
has abandoned you. Karma.
411
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:11,905
Maybe you haven't heard,
a Ravager never flies solo.
412
00:24:11,988 --> 00:24:13,530
(YONDU WHISTLES)
413
00:24:14,363 --> 00:24:15,821
(WHISTLES)
414
00:24:15,905 --> 00:24:19,113
Yondu, sweet! Now it's a party.
415
00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:23,280
Ain't no way in hell
I was going to leave here without my kid.
416
00:24:23,363 --> 00:24:24,863
(WHISTLES)
417
00:24:26,155 --> 00:24:27,446
(WHISTLES)
418
00:24:30,446 --> 00:24:32,113
(GROANING)
419
00:24:32,196 --> 00:24:34,280
- (GRUNTS)
- (GRUNTS)
420
00:24:38,821 --> 00:24:40,071
(GROANS)
421
00:24:46,405 --> 00:24:47,405
(THANOS GROANING)
422
00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:51,238
(GROANS)
423
00:24:53,530 --> 00:24:55,571
(ROARS)
424
00:24:57,738 --> 00:24:59,405
Eat this.
425
00:25:02,238 --> 00:25:03,238
(ROARS)
426
00:25:06,321 --> 00:25:07,321
(SCREAMS)
427
00:25:11,488 --> 00:25:12,488
(SCREAMS)
428
00:25:19,905 --> 00:25:22,238
- (THANOS GRUNTS)
- (NEBULA SCREAMS)
429
00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:24,280
(BOTH SCREAMING)
430
00:25:25,321 --> 00:25:26,321
Let's go. Punch it!
431
00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:32,155
- What about Yondu and T'Challa?
- I'm sure they're doing fine.
432
00:25:34,946 --> 00:25:36,780
(GRUNTS, GROANS)
433
00:25:40,155 --> 00:25:41,155
(YONDU YELLS)
434
00:25:41,238 --> 00:25:42,655
(GRUNTS)
435
00:25:45,738 --> 00:25:47,988
- Okay, any ideas?
- Sticky fingers.
436
00:25:48,071 --> 00:25:49,113
Could work.
437
00:25:49,196 --> 00:25:51,113
- Who's the glue?
- You are.
438
00:25:51,196 --> 00:25:53,780
- Because you lied to me.
- Fair point.
439
00:25:58,363 --> 00:25:59,613
(GRUNTS)
440
00:26:00,613 --> 00:26:01,988
(GROANING)
441
00:26:02,071 --> 00:26:03,405
YONDU: Is that all you got?
442
00:26:03,821 --> 00:26:05,030
(GRUNTS)
443
00:26:17,780 --> 00:26:19,780
You think this can contain me?
444
00:26:19,863 --> 00:26:23,863
Cute. No matter where you go
or how far you hide,
445
00:26:23,946 --> 00:26:28,113
there is not a corner
in this galaxy beyond my grasp.
446
00:26:28,196 --> 00:26:30,821
Sure, sure. Whatever. Cool story.
447
00:26:32,613 --> 00:26:34,988
I trust you'll know what to do with this.
448
00:26:35,071 --> 00:26:37,655
Oh, I have some ideas.
449
00:26:37,738 --> 00:26:40,113
Carina, can I have my bracelet now?
450
00:26:40,196 --> 00:26:42,738
No touching, Carina. No!
451
00:26:43,571 --> 00:26:47,571
No, no, no, no. Stay. Stop!
452
00:26:47,655 --> 00:26:51,238
Stop and think. I took care of all of you.
I put a roof over your heads.
453
00:26:51,363 --> 00:26:53,280
Oh. Karma.
454
00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:55,530
(ALL GROWLING)
455
00:26:57,863 --> 00:26:59,446
YONDU: We're never getting
out on foot.
456
00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:01,405
Then we'll take to the skies.
457
00:27:11,696 --> 00:27:15,238
All crew members present
and accounted for by some miracle.
458
00:27:15,321 --> 00:27:17,946
Then I will see you
at the rendezvous point.
459
00:27:18,030 --> 00:27:19,530
Copy that, Cha-Cha.
460
00:27:22,196 --> 00:27:24,155
Looks like we've got a stowaway.
461
00:27:24,238 --> 00:27:26,946
You always did have
a soft spot for runaways.
462
00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:32,113
- Look, T'Challa, I just wanted to say...
- There's no need.
463
00:27:32,196 --> 00:27:35,363
I was the one who told you
I wanted to see the world.
464
00:27:35,446 --> 00:27:38,571
All you did was show me the universe.
465
00:27:39,405 --> 00:27:43,196
Oh, yeah.
She really is a beaut, isn't she?
466
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,155
T'CHALLA: I've always
felt at home up here.
467
00:27:45,238 --> 00:27:50,155
But now, knowing everything,
I'm not quite sure where I belong.
468
00:27:50,238 --> 00:27:53,488
Seen a lot of space travelers
in my day, kid.
469
00:27:53,571 --> 00:27:55,905
And if I've learned anything
from watching you,
470
00:27:56,488 --> 00:27:59,613
on any planet, among any people,
471
00:27:59,696 --> 00:28:03,738
there ain't no place in this galaxy
where you don't belong.
472
00:28:05,155 --> 00:28:08,405
Where you want to be,
that's the question, isn't it?
473
00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:13,946
You're just gonna have to follow
your heart on that one, Mr. Star-Lord.
474
00:28:36,196 --> 00:28:39,363
- Baba.
- (VOICE SHAKING) My son, my son.
475
00:28:39,446 --> 00:28:43,321
I knew you would find your way home to us.
476
00:28:43,405 --> 00:28:45,071
I'm sorry it took me so long.
477
00:28:45,155 --> 00:28:48,238
Let me introduce you
to the family I made along the way.
478
00:28:48,321 --> 00:28:50,363
Uh, you must be T'Challa's father.
479
00:28:50,446 --> 00:28:54,696
Uh, pleased to meet you, sir.
Your son is a galactic hero.
480
00:28:54,780 --> 00:28:57,905
My friend, that sounds
an awful lot like genocide.
481
00:28:57,988 --> 00:29:00,696
- No, no, no. Because it's random.
- Uh-huh.
482
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:03,238
And I might add, efficient.
483
00:29:03,321 --> 00:29:04,571
(GROANS) Dad!
484
00:29:04,655 --> 00:29:07,238
I mean, if you really wanted
to put a label on it,
485
00:29:07,321 --> 00:29:08,780
T'Challa and I are best friends.
486
00:29:08,863 --> 00:29:10,405
Oh, yeah, jump points are the best.
487
00:29:10,488 --> 00:29:12,905
They make your face all scrambly,
but they're a lot of fun.
488
00:29:12,988 --> 00:29:18,863
I am still wondering how exactly
my son came to be in your spaceship.
489
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,905
Funny story, Your Highness.
You see, I took this job...
490
00:29:22,988 --> 00:29:25,946
I was lost, Baba. Yondu found me.
491
00:29:27,530 --> 00:29:30,363
WATCHER: And from one family reunion
to another...
492
00:29:30,946 --> 00:29:32,946
('80s POP SONG PLAYING)
493
00:29:33,030 --> 00:29:36,530
I saw your eyes.
494
00:29:39,655 --> 00:29:41,821
And you made me smile.
495
00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:43,488
Uh, sorry. We're closed.
496
00:29:43,571 --> 00:29:48,280
What, Peter? Can't spare
a little time for dear old Dad?
497
00:29:48,363 --> 00:29:50,613
WATCHER: Too bad this might spell
the end of the world.
498
00:29:51,196 --> 00:29:53,196
But that's a story for another day.
499
00:29:53,321 --> 00:29:55,238
I was falling in love