1 00:00:42,165 --> 00:00:43,165 Time. 2 00:00:46,665 --> 00:00:47,665 Space. 3 00:00:49,415 --> 00:00:50,415 Reality. 4 00:00:53,248 --> 00:00:55,040 It's more than a linear path. 5 00:00:59,915 --> 00:01:04,582 It's a prism of endless possibility, 6 00:01:06,873 --> 00:01:10,373 where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, 7 00:01:13,082 --> 00:01:16,082 creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. 8 00:01:19,957 --> 00:01:21,207 I am the Watcher. 9 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:26,707 I am your guide through these vast new realities. 10 00:01:28,290 --> 00:01:31,957 Follow me and ponder the question... 11 00:01:35,373 --> 00:01:36,748 "What if?" 12 00:01:50,957 --> 00:01:52,832 For the win. This is it. 13 00:01:55,623 --> 00:01:57,248 And this is it, for the win. 14 00:01:58,832 --> 00:02:01,123 For the win. This is it. 15 00:02:02,207 --> 00:02:03,498 For the... 16 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:07,290 Yes! First try. Jane, you owe me 50... 17 00:02:07,373 --> 00:02:09,123 Uh... Oh! Uh... 18 00:02:09,207 --> 00:02:10,915 Uh, Jane, Jane, Jane! 19 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:12,748 It's beeping! It's doing the beeping! 20 00:02:14,165 --> 00:02:16,415 I need to talk to the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. 21 00:02:16,498 --> 00:02:17,998 Because, if my data is correct, 22 00:02:18,082 --> 00:02:19,808 I believe an alien invasion is imminent and... 23 00:02:19,832 --> 00:02:20,832 Hello? 24 00:02:22,290 --> 00:02:25,082 Two years ago, the same anomaly struck Star Alpha Icarus 25 00:02:25,165 --> 00:02:27,748 and the entire star dimmed and then, poof, disintegrated. 26 00:02:28,998 --> 00:02:32,498 Yes, I know this is the Parks Department, but isn't there something you can do? 27 00:02:32,582 --> 00:02:34,665 Talking about the end of the world, my dude. 28 00:02:39,832 --> 00:02:41,665 They're here. 29 00:02:41,748 --> 00:02:44,248 We're too late. The invasion has begun. 30 00:02:51,248 --> 00:02:52,248 - Holy moly! - Oh! 31 00:02:56,207 --> 00:02:57,790 Citizens of Midgard... 32 00:02:59,457 --> 00:03:02,748 ...your dull lives are about to come to an end. 33 00:03:02,832 --> 00:03:05,123 Prepare yourselves... 34 00:03:08,498 --> 00:03:11,248 for the party prince! 35 00:03:14,623 --> 00:03:17,623 This is gonna be awesome. Whoo! 36 00:03:17,707 --> 00:03:19,748 More than battles won or lost, 37 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:22,623 it's relationships that truly define a hero. 38 00:03:22,707 --> 00:03:24,998 The people who shape them, their stories. 39 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:29,540 Thor and Loki, a brotherhood so strong and pivotal, 40 00:03:29,623 --> 00:03:31,748 it would change the fate of a universe. 41 00:03:32,748 --> 00:03:36,123 Their childhood taught Thor many lessons. 42 00:03:37,332 --> 00:03:38,748 But in another universe, 43 00:03:38,832 --> 00:03:42,957 instead of raising the Jotunheim prince, Loki, as his own son, 44 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,373 Odin returned him to his people. 45 00:03:45,457 --> 00:03:49,373 Without his trickster brother to keep things, let's say, lively, 46 00:03:49,457 --> 00:03:52,498 Thor grew into a very different prince. 47 00:03:57,748 --> 00:04:00,123 Rest, my love. 48 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:04,332 Allow the Odinsleep to restore your body and soul. 49 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:20,332 He's asleep. And, uh... 50 00:04:20,415 --> 00:04:23,498 I'm off to my sister's to celebrate the solstice. 51 00:04:23,582 --> 00:04:27,082 Now, this is your first taste of kinghood, my prince. 52 00:04:27,165 --> 00:04:28,457 I expect you to study, 53 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:31,040 read up on the Nine Realms that you will one day rule. 54 00:04:31,123 --> 00:04:32,248 Of course, Mother. 55 00:04:32,332 --> 00:04:34,248 - No parties. - Of course, Mother. 56 00:04:34,332 --> 00:04:36,540 Remember, Heimdall will be watching. 57 00:04:38,207 --> 00:04:40,332 Wait, what? You can't be serious. 58 00:04:40,415 --> 00:04:41,498 Behave. 59 00:04:48,498 --> 00:04:49,748 Oh, Heimdall, there you are. 60 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,707 Just off to study. Books won't read themselves. 61 00:04:53,790 --> 00:04:55,082 But your mother said... 62 00:04:55,165 --> 00:04:56,790 Don't be such a wet blanket, Hogun. 63 00:04:56,873 --> 00:04:59,832 Oh, guys, stop. My father has ruled Asgard for centuries. 64 00:04:59,915 --> 00:05:02,766 And, look, the most interesting thing that he's ever done is fall asleep. 65 00:05:02,790 --> 00:05:06,790 He only cares about duty and blah-blah-blah-blah responsibility. 66 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:09,998 Well, I'm not gonna be like him, right? The boring king? Uh-uh. 67 00:05:11,373 --> 00:05:16,707 But Heimdall sees all. If we try anything, he'll call Frigga. 68 00:05:16,790 --> 00:05:18,290 Oh, ye of little faith. 69 00:05:18,373 --> 00:05:20,540 We are going to the most backward, 70 00:05:20,623 --> 00:05:23,790 backwater planet that not even Heimdall pays attention to. 71 00:05:23,873 --> 00:05:25,290 Alert the realms. 72 00:05:26,790 --> 00:05:29,540 Party on Midgard! 73 00:05:29,623 --> 00:05:31,165 Yes! 74 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,582 Huzzah! 75 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:35,082 To Thor, the party prince! 76 00:05:35,165 --> 00:05:37,308 - Welcome! Welcome, friends. - Party prince! 77 00:05:37,332 --> 00:05:38,665 Enjoy the night. 78 00:05:38,748 --> 00:05:39,748 Thunder hug. 79 00:05:41,082 --> 00:05:43,415 Here, have a drink. It never runs out. 80 00:05:43,498 --> 00:05:47,332 You try to drink it all, but you can't because it's magic! Huzzah! 81 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:51,165 Huzzah! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! 82 00:05:52,332 --> 00:05:54,998 Hollywood movies did not prepare me for this. 83 00:05:55,082 --> 00:05:58,415 Shouldn't there be more lasers? Probing? A flying cow? 84 00:05:58,498 --> 00:05:59,582 According to my data, 85 00:05:59,665 --> 00:06:02,832 the first extraterrestrial to arrive was... 86 00:06:02,915 --> 00:06:04,707 Him? 87 00:06:10,915 --> 00:06:13,415 Huh. I expected him to look more like... 88 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:17,123 Like what? E.T.? And less like a hottie McScotty, beach body Ken, 89 00:06:17,207 --> 00:06:20,748 old-school Abercrombie catalog? I could go on. Let me. 90 00:06:20,832 --> 00:06:21,957 I'm gonna go talk to him. 91 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,790 I'm gonna make first contact with an alien. 92 00:06:23,873 --> 00:06:26,290 First? I think half the Strip beat you to it. 93 00:06:26,373 --> 00:06:27,957 You can make first contact with... 94 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,373 I don't know, that guy. He looks like a loser. 95 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:32,582 Ha! Big talk coming from a brunette. 96 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:35,623 I'm going. How do I look? 97 00:06:35,707 --> 00:06:38,415 Completely unprepared for whatever happens next. 98 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:39,915 Oh, do me, do me. 99 00:06:40,498 --> 00:06:44,290 Yes, you do me. You do me, and you too. 100 00:06:44,373 --> 00:06:47,332 Oh, you guys really get me. Yes? 101 00:06:47,915 --> 00:06:49,373 Huh? Oh. 102 00:06:49,457 --> 00:06:52,123 Oh, there you are, all the way down there. 103 00:06:52,207 --> 00:06:54,623 So tiny, I almost stood on you. How are you? 104 00:06:54,707 --> 00:06:57,165 I'm Dr. Jane Foster of Earth. 105 00:06:57,248 --> 00:06:59,415 Yeah, Thor, Crown Prince of Asgard. 106 00:06:59,498 --> 00:07:02,123 Uh, libations, crudité, baked goods? 107 00:07:02,207 --> 00:07:04,332 Mmm. Topaz, what do I always say? 108 00:07:04,415 --> 00:07:05,582 - I love cake. - Mmm. 109 00:07:05,873 --> 00:07:07,707 Wait, wait, wait. You're Thor? 110 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:10,415 As in Thor, the Norse god of thunder? 111 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:14,790 I don't know anything about horse gods, but I do know how to bring the thunder. 112 00:07:14,873 --> 00:07:17,457 Uh... Okay, moving on. 113 00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:20,457 Eighteen months ago, Alpha Star Icarus died. 114 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,165 The astronomaly that preceded it... 115 00:07:22,248 --> 00:07:24,290 - ...happened again tonight. - Don't drink too much. 116 00:07:24,373 --> 00:07:26,082 - Or too little. - Hey, thunder boy. 117 00:07:26,165 --> 00:07:28,290 What I'm asking is, was that you? 118 00:07:28,373 --> 00:07:32,040 Yes, Alpha Star. Now, that was an excellent party. 119 00:07:32,123 --> 00:07:34,123 You know, we lost Fandral for three days. 120 00:07:34,207 --> 00:07:36,957 Found him in a barn, curled up next to a baby goat. 121 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,915 It was classic. Isn't that right, Fandral? 122 00:07:38,998 --> 00:07:40,915 I named him Gary. 123 00:07:40,998 --> 00:07:42,391 - Yeah, you did. - Yeah, goats! 124 00:07:42,415 --> 00:07:43,665 You killed a planet. 125 00:07:43,748 --> 00:07:46,457 Oh, what is that light box thing you've got there? 126 00:07:46,540 --> 00:07:49,332 Oh, it's magic. I love magic. Did you build this all by yourself? 127 00:07:49,415 --> 00:07:52,915 Excuse me? I happen to be an astrophysicist with multiple PhDs. 128 00:07:52,998 --> 00:07:56,415 You know, it would take a whole team of Asgardians to create such a thing. 129 00:07:56,498 --> 00:07:59,665 You must be a genius. You are a genius, aren't you? 130 00:07:59,748 --> 00:08:02,332 Well, I don't know about genius, but... 131 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:03,915 And your eyes... 132 00:08:03,998 --> 00:08:07,373 Do all geniuses have such deep, dark eyes? 133 00:08:07,457 --> 00:08:10,665 It's like watching the birth of two stars on the edge of the galaxy. 134 00:08:10,748 --> 00:08:12,540 Oh. 135 00:08:14,248 --> 00:08:17,082 Well, it's happy hour. Want some half-price nachos? 136 00:08:17,165 --> 00:08:20,082 Okay, fine, Duck. But this is not a date. 137 00:08:20,165 --> 00:08:21,845 Let's just see where this evolves. 138 00:08:33,498 --> 00:08:34,748 Huh? 139 00:08:34,832 --> 00:08:35,915 Release the foam. 140 00:08:39,582 --> 00:08:41,290 Blow on these. 141 00:08:41,373 --> 00:08:42,873 Momma needs a brand-new eye. 142 00:08:51,248 --> 00:08:54,040 Volstagg has crashed! 143 00:08:54,123 --> 00:08:56,207 I now pronounce you Darcy and the Duck. 144 00:08:56,290 --> 00:08:57,332 Uh-huh. 145 00:09:20,165 --> 00:09:21,582 Ah. 146 00:09:22,582 --> 00:09:24,123 Ah, phone. 147 00:09:31,707 --> 00:09:36,207 Ah, phone... Phone! Oh, shut up! 148 00:09:39,123 --> 00:09:40,457 Dr. Jane Foster? 149 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:42,790 Coming. I'm coming. 150 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:44,665 Dr. Jane Foster! 151 00:09:44,748 --> 00:09:46,415 Hold on. 152 00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:48,873 Dr. Jane Foster, this is S.H.I.E.L.D. 153 00:09:51,957 --> 00:09:53,332 If you do not answer, we will... 154 00:09:53,415 --> 00:09:54,832 Yes? 155 00:09:54,915 --> 00:09:55,915 We have her, ma'am. 156 00:09:55,998 --> 00:09:58,248 Maria Hill, Acting Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. 157 00:09:58,332 --> 00:09:59,707 - You need to come with us. - Uh... 158 00:10:00,998 --> 00:10:04,082 Can this wait until after breakfast? 'Cause... 159 00:10:04,165 --> 00:10:08,332 You were the first to warn us about this extraterrestrial threat. 160 00:10:08,415 --> 00:10:11,665 Now I hope you will be the key to eliminating it. 161 00:10:11,748 --> 00:10:14,748 "Threat"? Would you call him a threat, really? 162 00:10:14,832 --> 00:10:18,748 Do you wanna know why I am the Acting Director, Dr. Foster? 163 00:10:18,832 --> 00:10:20,082 Nope. 164 00:10:20,165 --> 00:10:24,790 Hey, Spicoli. This might be your party, but this isn't your planet. 165 00:10:24,873 --> 00:10:26,623 Before someone gets hurt, I need... 166 00:10:26,707 --> 00:10:27,707 Ball cannons! 167 00:10:31,415 --> 00:10:32,457 Oh! 168 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:34,457 - Is he okay? - He's still unconscious. 169 00:10:36,123 --> 00:10:37,248 We getting food? 170 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:38,873 Do you have company, Dr. Foster? 171 00:10:38,957 --> 00:10:40,498 Uh... A friend. 172 00:10:40,582 --> 00:10:43,248 Guys, guys, look. There's a cute little rabbit in the sink. 173 00:10:43,332 --> 00:10:46,123 Oh, look at this little rabbit. It's gorgeous. 174 00:10:46,207 --> 00:10:49,040 He's... a zoologist. I'll call you, okay? 175 00:10:51,998 --> 00:10:53,415 I told you everything. 176 00:10:53,498 --> 00:10:55,623 I followed the anomaly's origin to Vegas. 177 00:10:55,707 --> 00:10:57,123 And then what did you do? 178 00:10:57,207 --> 00:11:00,415 Um... Uh... 179 00:11:00,498 --> 00:11:02,873 Director, the party atmosphere seems to be spreading. 180 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:07,040 Canada, Mongolia, even Pennsylvania Dutch country. 181 00:11:07,123 --> 00:11:10,207 Led by the main instigator, Thor of Asgard, 182 00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:11,790 who's now taken to the skies. 183 00:11:11,873 --> 00:11:14,165 What? He left? 184 00:11:14,248 --> 00:11:17,123 Did he... Did he even leave a note at... 185 00:11:17,873 --> 00:11:21,082 I mean, did... Did he say where he was going? 186 00:11:21,165 --> 00:11:22,665 - Smooth. - Thanks. 187 00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:24,290 - Sarcasm. - Paris. 188 00:11:24,373 --> 00:11:28,290 One of his compatriots was, and I quote, "jonesing for crêpes." 189 00:11:28,373 --> 00:11:29,373 Ma'am... 190 00:11:30,832 --> 00:11:32,415 the last resort has arrived. 191 00:11:32,498 --> 00:11:35,540 Whoa, whoa. "Last resort" sounds very final. 192 00:11:35,623 --> 00:11:38,415 This is Earth's first encounter with alien life. 193 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:41,373 How we respond today will set the tone for diplomatic relations 194 00:11:41,457 --> 00:11:43,373 between our worlds for generations. 195 00:11:43,457 --> 00:11:47,707 "Diplomatic relations"? Is that what the kids are calling it? 196 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,915 You're wrong, Doctor. 197 00:11:48,998 --> 00:11:51,748 This isn't S.H.I.E.L.D.'s first alien rodeo. 198 00:11:52,707 --> 00:11:56,415 A beeper? My dad has one! He's a podiatrist. 199 00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,790 Wait, are you guys calling a podiatrist? 200 00:12:01,665 --> 00:12:02,665 It's done. 201 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:07,248 Is it happening? Did it happen? What'd I miss? 202 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,832 All right, here we go. Nestle on in. 203 00:12:09,915 --> 00:12:12,748 - Everyone say "waffles." I love that word. - Cheese. 204 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,915 Waffles with maple syrup and whipped cream on top. 205 00:12:14,998 --> 00:12:16,058 - Thor! - Thor! 206 00:12:16,082 --> 00:12:17,457 He came! He's here! 207 00:12:17,957 --> 00:12:22,207 Oi! Where's that son of a witch, Thor Odinson? 208 00:12:23,248 --> 00:12:25,165 What did you say? 209 00:12:25,248 --> 00:12:30,123 Fandral, tell me, is that butt-ugly Popsicle stick talking to me? 210 00:12:39,623 --> 00:12:41,540 - Bring it on in. - I can't believe you came! 211 00:12:41,623 --> 00:12:43,707 Loki, you are the absolute best! 212 00:12:43,790 --> 00:12:45,849 You're my brother from another mother, man. I mean that. 213 00:12:45,873 --> 00:12:47,665 - I mean it. - Brothers forever. 214 00:12:47,748 --> 00:12:49,582 Brothers forever! 215 00:12:49,665 --> 00:12:50,957 Forever! 216 00:12:52,332 --> 00:12:54,665 Wait, what's that boom? Did you boom? 217 00:12:54,748 --> 00:12:56,668 No, I didn't boom. Did you boom? You always boom. 218 00:12:56,707 --> 00:12:59,082 I never boom. I only boom in private. 219 00:12:59,165 --> 00:13:02,582 Oh, oh, oh. Loki, look, it's a shooting star. Make a wish, quick! 220 00:13:02,665 --> 00:13:05,332 Yes, yes, a shooting star. Yes, okay. I wish... I wish... 221 00:13:06,832 --> 00:13:09,457 I wish, I wish, I wish... I wish... 222 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,873 - Uh... I've got it! - What is it? Tell me. 223 00:13:13,957 --> 00:13:16,665 I couldn't possibly tell you. It'll ruin the magic. 224 00:13:16,748 --> 00:13:17,748 Oh. 225 00:13:26,165 --> 00:13:29,082 Hey, Whitesnake. We need to chat. 226 00:13:29,165 --> 00:13:34,665 The name is Thor, with a "T" and an "R" and an "O" and a "H." 227 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:35,873 But not in that order. 228 00:13:35,957 --> 00:13:38,623 - Quite some party you're throwing. - Isn't it the best? 229 00:13:38,707 --> 00:13:41,082 I mean, I'd hoped the Ice Bros would show, 230 00:13:41,165 --> 00:13:43,123 but Loki himself? Prince Loki? 231 00:13:43,207 --> 00:13:45,457 Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this for the world. 232 00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:48,457 Listen, bud, clean up this mess and leave this planet. 233 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:51,207 What? No, I like it here. Everyone likes me. 234 00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,540 We're having a great time... till you showed up. 235 00:13:53,623 --> 00:13:55,373 Party's over, pal. 236 00:13:55,457 --> 00:14:00,290 Mmm. Yeah, maybe here's a thought. Uh, how about you just buzz off? 237 00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:05,790 Oh! 238 00:14:11,457 --> 00:14:13,373 I wasn't asking, hotshot. 239 00:14:14,957 --> 00:14:18,665 You know, there's a Midgardian word for women like you. 240 00:14:20,415 --> 00:14:21,707 Party pooper. 241 00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:24,415 There. I said it. 242 00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:26,998 Okay, this one's for Fury. 243 00:14:31,457 --> 00:14:32,707 Now, for the rest of you... 244 00:14:40,957 --> 00:14:42,873 Have at you! 245 00:14:42,957 --> 00:14:45,165 Smooth move, bro. You just... 246 00:14:45,248 --> 00:14:46,873 Hammerang. Get it? 247 00:14:46,957 --> 00:14:49,248 Look, pal, I'm gonna count to three 248 00:14:49,332 --> 00:14:51,082 and you're gonna put the hammer down. 249 00:14:52,832 --> 00:14:55,165 Oh, here we go. Here we go. 250 00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:01,457 Hey, what did I tell you? Knock it off. 251 00:15:21,207 --> 00:15:22,790 Whoa. 252 00:15:23,582 --> 00:15:25,957 Hey, quit it. These are... 253 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,915 I don't know what these are. No one does. But... No! I said no! Stop. 254 00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:33,165 Oh, but I just have to do a little boop. 255 00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:45,748 Oh, no, your weird rocks have all fallen over. 256 00:15:45,832 --> 00:15:47,248 Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo. 257 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,248 Ow! 258 00:16:02,623 --> 00:16:03,623 Party foul. 259 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:09,540 Be right with you. Just one second. 260 00:16:10,165 --> 00:16:13,332 Ah, there it is. Whoo! Let's do this. 261 00:16:52,748 --> 00:16:54,873 You know, I'm starting to... 262 00:16:54,957 --> 00:16:56,998 Ow! Not the hair! 263 00:17:05,748 --> 00:17:07,498 Have at you! 264 00:17:42,415 --> 00:17:43,415 You know what you need? 265 00:17:43,498 --> 00:17:45,915 A stiff drink and two weeks in Hawaii? 266 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,207 A time-out. 267 00:17:47,290 --> 00:17:50,498 My mother punished me with time-outs all the time, but I never learned a thing. 268 00:17:50,582 --> 00:17:54,790 But maybe they'll work on you because you're a party pooper. 269 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:57,332 Hey, look, everyone! A party pooper. 270 00:17:57,415 --> 00:18:00,415 Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! 271 00:18:05,332 --> 00:18:07,165 Fury said you were the best. 272 00:18:07,248 --> 00:18:10,415 That your punch was equal to ten nuclear bombs. 273 00:18:10,498 --> 00:18:12,748 That your cat could devour whole armies. 274 00:18:12,832 --> 00:18:14,873 You've got a cat? What's its name? 275 00:18:14,957 --> 00:18:15,998 Goose. 276 00:18:16,082 --> 00:18:18,123 Oh, Top Gun! You're Maverick! 277 00:18:18,207 --> 00:18:20,540 Is your ego writing checks that your skills can't cash? 278 00:18:20,623 --> 00:18:21,707 - No. - Yes. 279 00:18:22,373 --> 00:18:24,790 - Who are you? - Darcy. Big fan. 280 00:18:24,873 --> 00:18:27,498 By the way, totally thought you were gonna be a dude captain. 281 00:18:27,582 --> 00:18:29,498 But look at you, all not. 282 00:18:29,582 --> 00:18:32,790 If I exert my full powers, I blow a crater in this planet. 283 00:18:32,873 --> 00:18:36,082 Taking down Kappa Kappa frat freak won't be worth the fatalities. 284 00:18:36,165 --> 00:18:37,957 Ooh. What about South Dakota? 285 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,665 Or North Dakota? 286 00:18:39,748 --> 00:18:42,457 Uh... I need to get this. 287 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:45,540 So, uh, do you need an intern? Cat wrangler? 288 00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:47,790 Darcy, right now, you're running at an eight, 289 00:18:47,873 --> 00:18:49,707 and I need you to take it down to a four. 290 00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:51,165 Okay? 291 00:18:51,248 --> 00:18:52,415 - Hello? - Jane! 292 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,332 - Hey! - When can I see you again? 293 00:18:54,415 --> 00:18:57,457 You're the nicest, prettiest Midgardian woman I've ever met. 294 00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:59,332 How many Earth women have you met? 295 00:18:59,415 --> 00:19:01,332 Uh, two. But the other one hit me with a bridge 296 00:19:01,415 --> 00:19:03,040 and, well, that hurt more than my face. 297 00:19:05,457 --> 00:19:07,540 Thor, be honest with me. 298 00:19:07,623 --> 00:19:11,332 At your last party on Alpha Star, did you really destroy that planet? 299 00:19:11,415 --> 00:19:14,373 No, no, it was more of a meteor anyway, not a planet. 300 00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:17,332 And it was burning apart, so we just kinda helped it along and... 301 00:19:17,415 --> 00:19:18,540 So no one got hurt? 302 00:19:18,623 --> 00:19:19,974 - Of course not. - Dr. Foster? 303 00:19:19,998 --> 00:19:22,248 Even the baby goat, Gary, got home safely. 304 00:19:22,332 --> 00:19:23,748 - Eventually. - Dr. Foster. 305 00:19:23,832 --> 00:19:25,790 Uh, I gotta go. Love you. Oh. 306 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,498 I mean, bye. 307 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,207 What were we talking about? 308 00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:32,082 Look, all I'm saying is, 309 00:19:32,165 --> 00:19:34,748 no one would notice if you blew up a Dakota. 310 00:19:34,832 --> 00:19:36,248 Honestly, I can't tell them apart. 311 00:19:36,332 --> 00:19:37,873 South Dakota is on the bottom. 312 00:19:37,957 --> 00:19:39,165 It's not a bad idea. 313 00:19:39,248 --> 00:19:41,040 The Mojave Desert could withstand the hit. 314 00:19:41,123 --> 00:19:43,748 Lure him to Siberia and then go kaboom on his ass. 315 00:19:45,165 --> 00:19:47,998 You're not serious. We're not gonna kaboom him. 316 00:19:48,082 --> 00:19:49,724 We're talking about the fate of the planet. 317 00:19:49,748 --> 00:19:52,957 He's a lughead, sure, and far from the brightest crayon in the box. 318 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:57,290 But this plan is way over the top, and I refuse to let it happen. 319 00:19:57,373 --> 00:20:00,498 Thank you for your expertise, Dr. Foster, 320 00:20:00,582 --> 00:20:03,373 but your assistance is no longer required. 321 00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:09,582 Damn! There goes my internship with the Galactic Queen Bee. 322 00:20:09,665 --> 00:20:14,623 Well, look who came waddling back. Mrs. the Duck. 323 00:20:14,707 --> 00:20:17,082 - Not now, Howard! - Hello, Thor? 324 00:20:17,165 --> 00:20:18,974 - Who's this? - It's Jane. Can you hear me? 325 00:20:18,998 --> 00:20:22,290 Wait. Is this the girl? Thor's new sweet lady? Hello. 326 00:20:22,373 --> 00:20:23,415 Is Thor there? 327 00:20:23,498 --> 00:20:27,290 Late-night Chinese is the best. Oh, I love food. 328 00:20:27,373 --> 00:20:30,248 Loki, get your blue butt over here. You have to try these dumplings. 329 00:20:30,332 --> 00:20:33,498 Hey, Earth girl. You haven't got a friend, have you? 330 00:20:33,582 --> 00:20:35,373 You know, we could double date. 331 00:20:35,457 --> 00:20:38,123 Ugh! Will you just put him on the phone? 332 00:20:38,207 --> 00:20:40,647 Oh, don't get your knickers in a twist. He's right here... Oh! 333 00:20:44,207 --> 00:20:46,207 Oh. Right. 334 00:20:46,290 --> 00:20:47,457 Hello? Loki? 335 00:20:48,082 --> 00:20:51,165 Hey, hey. Watch the feathers. 336 00:20:51,248 --> 00:20:53,707 - Too bad we can't call his mom. - What? 337 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:54,915 That's what always happens. 338 00:20:54,998 --> 00:20:57,207 Teenagers throw a party, it gets out of control... 339 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,207 - Oh, you really are a genius. - Whoa. 340 00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:02,540 It's really starting to look that way, isn't it? What'd I say? 341 00:21:02,623 --> 00:21:05,082 If there's a Thor and a Loki, 342 00:21:05,165 --> 00:21:09,582 then there must be an Odin and a Frigga and a Heimdall! 343 00:21:09,665 --> 00:21:10,832 Uh, he-man-who-now? 344 00:21:15,748 --> 00:21:20,332 You know, I've got a crown too, and we both like fire, right? 345 00:21:20,415 --> 00:21:22,623 Come on. Let's see you turn up the heat on this thing. 346 00:21:22,707 --> 00:21:25,748 Uh... Ooh, look at the time. 347 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:33,457 How low can I go? 348 00:21:40,123 --> 00:21:42,998 Everyone! Watch me slide down that pointy thing. 349 00:21:46,165 --> 00:21:47,165 And away! 350 00:21:49,457 --> 00:21:51,290 Whoo! 351 00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:06,998 This one goes here. Green in the thing. Okay, sweet. Good to go. 352 00:22:07,082 --> 00:22:08,165 Selvig, thank you. 353 00:22:08,248 --> 00:22:11,373 Re-aligning the satellites, magnifying the signal. 354 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,332 Heimdall! 355 00:22:17,373 --> 00:22:20,290 - It's not working. - Okay, okay. My turn. I got this. 356 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:23,707 Would the owner of the navy blue Prius... 357 00:22:38,248 --> 00:22:41,748 Hi. So, uh, about Thor... 358 00:22:48,123 --> 00:22:51,082 Not cool. I actually felt that one. 359 00:22:56,873 --> 00:22:58,915 - We're in position. - Arm the nukes. 360 00:22:58,998 --> 00:23:01,040 What? But I thought she was the nuke. 361 00:23:01,123 --> 00:23:03,165 Just in case she gets distracted by a cat. 362 00:23:05,207 --> 00:23:09,998 Uh... Hello, Mrs. Odinwife? 363 00:23:10,707 --> 00:23:12,457 Uh, is that Chardonnay? 364 00:23:12,540 --> 00:23:15,332 A varietal, yes. Can I help you? 365 00:23:15,415 --> 00:23:18,082 Why do you insist on crushing my mellow? 366 00:23:18,165 --> 00:23:20,582 Huh? Loosen up. Have fun. Smile a little. 367 00:23:21,832 --> 00:23:23,248 Ready to fire on your command. 368 00:23:23,332 --> 00:23:25,207 Fire in five... 369 00:23:25,290 --> 00:23:28,623 I gave you a warning. Hell, I gave you a warning punch. 370 00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:31,373 - Four. - It's Thor. He's in trouble. 371 00:23:33,373 --> 00:23:35,123 - Three. - He's on Earth. 372 00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:37,665 Two. 373 00:23:38,998 --> 00:23:40,915 - What about Captain Marvel? - She'll be fine. 374 00:23:40,998 --> 00:23:42,498 One. 375 00:23:45,665 --> 00:23:50,707 Thor, Crown Prince of Asgard, only son of Odin, what are you doing? 376 00:23:50,790 --> 00:23:52,123 - Mother! - Mother? 377 00:23:52,207 --> 00:23:53,248 Mother? 378 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:54,665 What are you doing here? 379 00:23:54,748 --> 00:23:57,665 You must be using a lot of dark magic just to check in on me. 380 00:23:57,748 --> 00:24:01,207 Ugh, I had a visitor. She's worried about you. 381 00:24:01,290 --> 00:24:03,665 Wha... Jane sold me out? 382 00:24:03,748 --> 00:24:05,582 She said you were on Midgard. 383 00:24:05,665 --> 00:24:07,373 Well, she is mistaken. 384 00:24:07,457 --> 00:24:10,290 I'm obviously in my room, studying. 385 00:24:13,832 --> 00:24:17,415 Do not tell falsehoods to your mother. 386 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:21,623 Oh, you mean Earth. Sorry, I misunderstood. 387 00:24:21,707 --> 00:24:24,832 The locals call it that. Yes, right. Sorry. 388 00:24:24,915 --> 00:24:26,457 Confused there for a moment. 389 00:24:26,540 --> 00:24:30,957 Me and my study group came down here for a cultural exchange. 390 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,415 "Cultural exchange." 391 00:24:33,498 --> 00:24:35,748 You know us. We're warriors for knowledge. 392 00:24:35,832 --> 00:24:39,457 Hmm. Really? Then this I have to see for myself. 393 00:24:39,540 --> 00:24:41,415 I'm cutting my trip short. 394 00:24:41,498 --> 00:24:42,790 You're coming here? 395 00:24:42,873 --> 00:24:48,498 And, my sweet son, I expect to see your full syllabus when I arrive. 396 00:24:49,873 --> 00:24:51,248 Now or never, Hill. 397 00:24:51,873 --> 00:24:53,498 Stand down. We're done here. 398 00:24:53,582 --> 00:24:56,207 We never get to fire the nukes. 399 00:24:56,290 --> 00:24:57,998 I almost feel bad for you, Blondie. 400 00:24:58,082 --> 00:25:00,998 Please, you must help me. My mother is coming. 401 00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:04,748 My suggestion? Start in the corners, clean your way outward. 402 00:25:07,123 --> 00:25:08,207 Corners, corners... 403 00:25:08,290 --> 00:25:10,332 But it's a sphere. 404 00:25:11,290 --> 00:25:15,915 Ugh. Excuse me, ladies. I'm sorry, but I must leave early. Again. 405 00:25:17,623 --> 00:25:19,998 Loki, my brother. I require your assistance. 406 00:25:20,082 --> 00:25:22,332 Ah, one step ahead of you, Tiny Thunder. 407 00:25:22,415 --> 00:25:25,748 My bro's trying this thing in St. Louis. Saint... Is it "Louie"? 408 00:25:25,832 --> 00:25:27,415 Anyway, we're about to make 409 00:25:27,498 --> 00:25:29,957 this universe's greatest slingshot. 410 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,082 Try to enjoy the rest of your time here. 411 00:25:32,165 --> 00:25:34,748 See you in another thousand years. Heimdall. 412 00:25:36,290 --> 00:25:40,248 No more slingshots. No more destruction. We need to clean this mess up and go home. 413 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:43,707 Ugh! Now! 414 00:25:44,873 --> 00:25:47,998 Ha! Nice one. Almost fell for it. 415 00:25:48,082 --> 00:25:50,915 I'm not joking. My mother is coming. 416 00:25:57,165 --> 00:25:58,165 Hmm. 417 00:25:58,248 --> 00:25:59,748 But she's not my mother. 418 00:25:59,832 --> 00:26:02,332 You know, I'm your brother from another mother, remember? 419 00:26:02,415 --> 00:26:04,873 Come on, Ice Bros, let's go. 420 00:26:04,957 --> 00:26:06,790 Wait. You can't leave. Look at this place. 421 00:26:06,873 --> 00:26:09,373 We have a duty to this planet. You need to clean it up. 422 00:26:09,457 --> 00:26:12,165 "Duty, clean"? Ugh, you sound like Odin. 423 00:26:12,248 --> 00:26:13,332 What? 424 00:26:13,415 --> 00:26:14,748 Ice Men, let's bounce. 425 00:26:18,415 --> 00:26:20,165 All right, listen, party's over. 426 00:26:20,248 --> 00:26:23,248 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay. 427 00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:25,207 Wait, where you going? Come back. 428 00:26:25,290 --> 00:26:26,415 No, no, no, no, no. 429 00:26:26,498 --> 00:26:29,498 You do have to stay here, and we need to clean up. 430 00:26:29,582 --> 00:26:31,790 Look who's pooping the party now. 431 00:26:31,873 --> 00:26:34,415 It is you! You are pooping the party. 432 00:26:34,498 --> 00:26:35,933 Where you going? Come back! 433 00:26:35,957 --> 00:26:38,248 Let's go, Topaz. We shall ride like the wind. 434 00:26:38,332 --> 00:26:39,623 - Please! Wait. - Loser. 435 00:26:39,707 --> 00:26:41,332 And we're keeping the scoot-scoots. 436 00:26:41,415 --> 00:26:44,665 Guys, please. Help, I... You. How about you? 437 00:26:44,748 --> 00:26:47,998 Uh... I think I hear my dad calling. Good luck. 438 00:26:53,332 --> 00:26:57,582 People. Beings. Please, everyone, you must stay and help. 439 00:27:00,457 --> 00:27:02,998 Allfather, give me strength. 440 00:27:08,415 --> 00:27:10,373 You will listen to me. 441 00:27:12,332 --> 00:27:14,165 My mother is coming. 442 00:27:14,248 --> 00:27:18,040 - Frigga? - And she is not happy. 443 00:27:18,123 --> 00:27:20,248 Like, at all. 444 00:27:20,332 --> 00:27:21,623 She's really mad. 445 00:27:38,165 --> 00:27:39,248 Yeah, baby. 446 00:28:02,207 --> 00:28:03,207 Thor. 447 00:28:05,290 --> 00:28:09,123 Oh, hello, Mother. Good to see you. Welcome to our study group. 448 00:28:09,207 --> 00:28:11,040 Uh... 449 00:28:11,123 --> 00:28:13,040 Everyone say hello to Mother. 450 00:28:13,123 --> 00:28:14,748 Hello, Mother Frigga. 451 00:28:14,832 --> 00:28:17,540 And to end our studies, what do we always say, class? 452 00:28:17,623 --> 00:28:19,540 Learning is magic. 453 00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:24,415 See? I told you I was on an educational and cultural exchange. 454 00:28:24,498 --> 00:28:27,582 Did you know that Midgard is the birthplace of the Snuggie? 455 00:28:29,915 --> 00:28:32,123 Mother, you doubt? 456 00:28:34,165 --> 00:28:36,415 But look at all this learning, huh? 457 00:28:43,665 --> 00:28:46,915 Thor, here's the information you requested on human civilizations. 458 00:28:46,998 --> 00:28:50,915 And I loaded a few documentaries, PBS specials, NPR podcasts. 459 00:28:50,998 --> 00:28:52,665 I'll call you next week to discuss it. 460 00:28:52,748 --> 00:28:58,332 So tiny yet contains so, so much. Thank you. 461 00:28:58,415 --> 00:29:00,540 You must be Frigga. I'm Captain Marvel. 462 00:29:00,623 --> 00:29:05,332 I know who you are. Thank you for helping educate my son. 463 00:29:05,415 --> 00:29:07,040 - Let's go, darling. - Wait. 464 00:29:07,123 --> 00:29:09,207 Almost forgot. 465 00:29:12,332 --> 00:29:14,082 Uh... 466 00:29:14,165 --> 00:29:15,498 Mother, I can explain. 467 00:29:25,165 --> 00:29:26,832 - Hi. - Thanks. 468 00:29:26,915 --> 00:29:28,540 You called my mother on me. 469 00:29:28,623 --> 00:29:30,207 That wasn't a cool thing to do, 470 00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:33,123 but it was the right thing. So, thank you. 471 00:29:34,707 --> 00:29:35,957 You're welcome. 472 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,457 I'll call you? Cools? 473 00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:40,498 No, it is not "cools." 474 00:29:40,582 --> 00:29:41,790 No? 475 00:29:41,873 --> 00:29:44,832 But I thought we had something. I really like you, Jane. 476 00:29:44,915 --> 00:29:47,998 And not just because you're a genius. You're also very attractive and... 477 00:29:48,582 --> 00:29:50,248 Well, then, ask me out on a date. 478 00:29:50,332 --> 00:29:51,748 Oh. 479 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:55,665 Jane Foster, it would be my honor to take you on a date. 480 00:29:55,748 --> 00:30:00,832 Before you answer, let me say that I know a whole planet full of unicorns. 481 00:30:00,915 --> 00:30:02,582 Even the waiters are unicorns... 482 00:30:02,665 --> 00:30:05,457 - It's wonderful. - Sounds delightful. Pick me up at 8:00? 483 00:30:16,373 --> 00:30:19,790 A world restored, love blossoming. 484 00:30:19,873 --> 00:30:24,040 As children, both human and Asgardian, say, 485 00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:27,957 together, they lived happily ever after. 486 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,040 Wait, what? 487 00:30:30,123 --> 00:30:31,123 Huh? 488 00:30:35,415 --> 00:30:39,748 Oh, dear. Perhaps I spoke too soon.