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Congratulations.

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Oh, my God!
Darce, I'm kvelling.

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I am positively kvelling right now.

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- It looks just like me.
- Hey! Look over here.

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- Let me just get your eyes.
- No.

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- I wanna get the light on your eyes.
- Nine hours of labor.

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- It's so cinematic.
- I'm covered in sweat.

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- This is not a good look.
- Oh.

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- Would you like me to hold the camera?
- Oh, that's perfect.

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Make sure you frame
all three of us, please?

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Howard, it's our baby.

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Or it will be, right?

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When do you think
this thing is gonna hatch?

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I don't know.
It's gonna hatch in... you know, uh...

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whatever the normal...

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In an instant, Howard
and Darcy The Duck's whole world changed.

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Little did they know

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their child was destined
to change everyone else's too.

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Time.

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Space.

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Reality.

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It's more than a linear path.

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It's a prism of endless possibility,

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where a single choice
can branch out into infinite realities,

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creating alternate worlds
from the ones you know.

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I am the Watcher.

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I am your guide
through these vast new realities.

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Follow me and ponder the question...

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"What if?"

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And to think a romance
that could change the world,

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all began at a party.

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An intergalactic blowout thrown
by the party prince of Asgard himself...

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Huzzah!

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...that introduced Earth to the stars...

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...and Howard The Duck to Darcy Lewis.

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Well, it's happy hour.
Want some half-priced nachos?

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Okay, fine, Duck. But this is not a date.

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She was right.

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It was so much more.

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I now pronounce you Darcy, and uh, Duck.

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But Howard and Darcy's lives
weren't the only ones changed

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by Thor's Midgard rager.

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The party may have ended
but the guests never left,

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as the worlds of Earth and the Cosmos
became forever intertwined,

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just like Howard and Darcy.

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♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪

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♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪

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♪ You know that! ♪

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♪ I can't get enough of you... ♪

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♪ I can't get enough of you, Egg baby... ♪

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Hey, enough! The '80s
called, they want their song back.

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That's so funny.

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Or it would be, except for the fact
that KISS wrote that song in '79! A-duh!

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Sorry, Mrs. Switzler, we're just trying
to put the baby to sleep.

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With what? Torture?

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Hey, we worked really hard
on those two-part harmonies!

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Okay. And I'm sure the baby loves them.

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Look, look, look. See...

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fast asleep.

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I don't appreciate how dismissive she is.

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Okay, it doesn't matter.

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Will you look at us... nesting?

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Well, we are the The Ducks.

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I guess that tracks.

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Huh?

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You've been served...

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- What?
- What? No.

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Those charges were dropped.

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With two tickets.

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All expenses paid to the Grandmaster's
Grand Cruise Across the Stars.

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- Hello.
- Wait! For us?

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- Targeted advertising.
- Oh.

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It'll be an experience
you'll never forget.

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Ahoy there, Sailors of the Stars.

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Time to check your worries at the gate,
and toss those inhibitions overboard

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because when you're riding
on the SS Grand Master,

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adventure has no boundaries.

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Howard,
have you seen this itinerary?

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Couples cliff diving on Vormir...

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Oh, yeah, they say you can only
truly appreciate it with someone you love.

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Oh, a lava boat ride
through the canals of Muspelheim.

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Wait, you don't think that could, like,
hard-boil our baby or anything, right?

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Darce, you heard the lady.
This is a family cruise line.

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- They know what they're doing.
- Of course.

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Now come on, I wanna hit that buffet
before everyone breathes on it.

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Howard, oh, my God! Hold on to the baby.

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- The baby, get it.
- All right, I got it.

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Whoa! Oh-ho!

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- We're floating!
- I see we're lightening up already.

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I got eyes on the package.

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Inform the buyer
we'll intercept it off-world.

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- Oh, boy!
- This is very nice.

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This is just too much. Look at us.

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- I know. Look at us.
- Lei for your neck.

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Welcome cocktail to lower inhibitions.

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Darcy, check out these leis.
They're not even plastic.

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That is a classy touch.

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Ooh, and this welcome drink.
It tastes like a warm hug,

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and vodka, mostly vodka.

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- Here. Have another.
- Have another.

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Okay. That's not...

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Please, I insist.

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On the SS Grand Master,
it's not a bad decision

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- if you don't remember it.
- Oh, my God! Howard! It's the guy.

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- I gotta fight this guy?
- No, no, no.

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- DJ Foam.
- DJ Foam!

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- Yeah.
- The Grandmaster.

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Bowing is optional.
I'm not that big of a deal.

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- I take that back. I am a big deal.
- Hey!

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Really, we cannot thank you enough
for these tickets.

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Ah, for you crazy kids?
Nothing I love more than a wholesome...

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- Oh! Oh!
- Uh...

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This must be the adorable little reason
we're all here today.

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Now, look at this.

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Now, what you have here
is the Galaxy's finest selection

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of sitters, swaddlers, sleep trainers,
nannies, au pairs, governesses, plus...

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Topaz here is actually
an excellent wet nurse.

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That part's extra.

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All at your disposal.

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So you two can enjoy
some much-deserved mommy and daddy time.

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Uh...

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I mean, he doesn't not have a point.

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Mmm.

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Wow!

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First-time parents?

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Mm-hmm. Yep. Our first one.

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Yeah, I can tell.

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The Grandmaster's Grand
Welcome Brunch will begin shortly.

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The "Grand" part wasn't false advertising,
I'll give him that. This is quite grand.

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Now, of course, our guests of honor
have a special seat reserved for them

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at the head of the table.

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Oh!

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- Well, that's nice.
- Very fancy.

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- The chair is well-padded.
- Ahem, ahem!

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Diners and dinettes,
gather in, settle down.

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Hmm.

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And, uh, most importantly, raise a glass.

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Hope you all came hungry,
because once you get a taste...

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Quite the hoopla just for breakfast, huh?

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Hey! Hey, Howard, Howard,
I can't make heads or tails of this menu.

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- You speak, uh, hoity-toity?
- I do not.

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But my phone does.

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Yeah, let's see what we got.

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Here we go. "The Grandmaster invites you

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"to feast on Howard and Darcy The Duck."

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Wait! What?

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Wait, wait, wait. It's "feast your eyes."

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"Feast your eyes."
Okay, I guess that's nice.

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Ah...

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Uh, today's special

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is an entrée, uh-huh, like no other.

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Born of two worlds...

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Born of two worlds?

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...a true cosmic wonder.

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- Uh, Howard...
- Wait, it says,

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"To feast your eyes on Howard
and Darcy The Duck's

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- "homemade..."
- Howard!

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Oh, no, is this supposed to be a potluck?

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Howard!

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- Look at the baby!
- Yep. Hold on.

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Darce, they wanna eat the baby!

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No, duh, Howard,
we've got a Hannibal Lecter situation!

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Oh, let the brunch begi...

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What? Oh, my gosh!
Captain Mohawk saved our baby!

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Sorry to spoil y'all's breakfast, folks.

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But I was hopin' to grab
a little somethin' to go. Ta-ta!

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Oh, my gosh!
Captain Mohawk stole our baby!

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No, no, no! Hey, Space Pirates!

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What're you waiting for?
Come on, Duck!

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Coast clear, let's get to the life rafts!

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All right, here we go!

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Howard, are you sure you can fly this?

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Are you kidding? I'm a duck.
I was born to fly. Strap in.

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Oh, move over!

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Faster, baby! Faster!
We almost got him!

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Aah, come on, get it together, Darcy.

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This is just like Galaga.

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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

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- What?
- Aah!

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- It just... It just disappear...
- But they were right...

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I don't know what we were thinking.
Nothing good ever happens on a cruise!

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I'm sorry.

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This was a mistake.

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Our baby is... gone.

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We had one job.

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And we failed.

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What? What are you doing?

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Calling the fuzz!
Clearly, we can't do this on our own!

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Um, it's about the Convergence case, sir.

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This couple could be the lead
we've been waiting for.

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And what did you say their name was?

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- That would be the The Ducks, sir.
- Huh?

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What the hell
is going on, Director?

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First the Grandmaster, now the Ravagers?

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Why are all these people after our baby?

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I assure you, Mr. and Mrs... The Duck,

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recovering your egg has become
S.H.I.E.L.D.'s priority number one.

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Oh, yeah? You and everyone else
in the galaxy, apparently.

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What the hell is so special
about our kid, anyway?

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- Howard!
- Ow!

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I mean, besides the fact
that they're our kid.

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What do you know
about the Cosmic Convergence?

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Wait. The Convergence?

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- Wasn't that on my due date?
- Exactly.

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And many believe
the planetary alignment was a sign.

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The birth of a great new power.

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You think it's our child?

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00:10:02,655 --> 00:10:04,113
I guess, deep down, I always knew

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our little champ
was destined for big things.

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Uh, a word, sir.

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...our satellites picked up
a Ravager ship making the jump

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out of the Cat's Eye Nebula.

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It could indicate
they're meeting with The Collector.

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Hm.

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Best you leave this with the experts,
Mr. and Mrs... The Duck.

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We'll see to it your Egg stays
out of the wrong hands.

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Fury out!

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Screw this!
Well, I'm not waiting for the five-oh.

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If the Ravagers are workin'
for The Collector,

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then we know where they're headed.

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- Where?
- Knowhere.

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- What?
- Knowhere.

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Well, they've gotta be going somewhere.

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Knowhere.

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- Howard?
- Knowhere.

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Where are they going?

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Milord Yondu Udonta,

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I present to you, Kaecilius,
Master of the Dark Arts.

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Only in silence
can you hear the whispers from the Dark.

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Oh-ho! Whoa!

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What happened to The Collector?

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He's been... collected.

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Trapped inside the Mirror Dimension.

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But we knew the most powerful relics
in the Cosmos

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always seem
to find their way here... eventually.

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Listen, man. Word on the street here

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is that this egg
is a pretty hot damn commodity.

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I got offers comin' in from Dark Elves
and an Olympic God.

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You get what I'm sayin'?
So, our price just went up.

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I'm sorry, Captain,

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00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:41,821
but Dormammu does not come to bargain.

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Jeez, easy, Darce.
The wall, the wall.

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- It's fine!
- Oh, oh!

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Quiet, Howard!

245
00:11:57,571 --> 00:11:59,256
You know I can't park
when someone is watching!

246
00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,321
I'm lookin' away.

247
00:12:03,571 --> 00:12:04,696
That was great, babe. Wow.

248
00:12:06,488 --> 00:12:10,655
Whoa, can't believe you escaped
through the sewage tunnels.

249
00:12:11,821 --> 00:12:14,155
You won't even use a public restroom.

250
00:12:14,238 --> 00:12:16,321
I'm not proud of it.
I did what I had to do.

251
00:12:16,405 --> 00:12:19,030
Shh! Howard, I hear something creepy.

252
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:20,780
Do you hear that?

253
00:12:31,905 --> 00:12:33,696
- Yeah, it's very creepy.
- It's very creepy!

254
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,696
Howard!

255
00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:51,488
What in the name of Eyes Wide Shut!

256
00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:56,905
- ...Dormammu.
- ...Dormammu.

257
00:12:56,988 --> 00:12:58,696
- Yeah, that is right.
- Crushin' it.

258
00:13:03,196 --> 00:13:05,071
That's our baby!

259
00:13:05,155 --> 00:13:07,363
Oh, no! There's gotta be
something we can do!

260
00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:17,863
So, uh, excuse me.
What's the deal with the magic act?

261
00:13:17,946 --> 00:13:20,988
We know. Obviously.
We just wanna hear it in your words.

262
00:13:21,071 --> 00:13:24,821
Quiet! The "ensoulment" is about to begin.

263
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,613
- Ensoulment?
- Ensoulment?

264
00:13:28,613 --> 00:13:34,488
Behold, our Dark Master, Dormammu!

265
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:44,113
Dormammu, we present to you an offering.

266
00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:47,571
A powerful vessel to serve
as your host body,

267
00:13:47,655 --> 00:13:50,155
from which you will be born anew.

268
00:13:50,238 --> 00:13:51,238
Howard! I think

269
00:13:51,321 --> 00:13:54,530
they're tryna Rosemary's Baby
this Dormammu guy into our baby!

270
00:13:54,613 --> 00:13:55,946
No. No. No.

271
00:13:58,113 --> 00:13:59,363
Did I get it?

272
00:13:59,446 --> 00:14:01,280
- What the...
- What? No!

273
00:14:06,238 --> 00:14:07,946
S.H.I.E.L.D.! Nobody move!

274
00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:10,113
I didn't do it! I'm innocent, I tell you!

275
00:14:10,196 --> 00:14:12,363
Relax, Howard.
He's not here for us, remember?

276
00:14:12,446 --> 00:14:14,780
Right. Right. It's just a force of habit.

277
00:14:15,863 --> 00:14:17,339
Hands out of your robes, now!

278
00:14:17,363 --> 00:14:21,905
You are in possession of
unauthorized level 11 cosmic contraband.

279
00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:25,530
I would suggest you stand down, Director.

280
00:14:25,613 --> 00:14:28,696
You've no idea what you've found yourself
in the middle of.

281
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:32,613
I understand enough to know
that the galaxy will be safest

282
00:14:32,696 --> 00:14:34,405
with that Egg in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s hands.

283
00:14:34,488 --> 00:14:36,530
Uh, S.H.I.E.L.D.'s hands?

284
00:14:36,613 --> 00:14:39,113
Thanks,
but no thanks, my dude.

285
00:14:39,196 --> 00:14:42,405
Yeah. Look, Your Honor,
I appreciate the search and rescue,

286
00:14:42,488 --> 00:14:45,071
but I don't think
we're in the market for childcare.

287
00:14:45,155 --> 00:14:46,446
Who the hell are these two?

288
00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:47,946
We're the parents.

289
00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:50,113
I'm sorry, Mr. and Mrs. The Duck,

290
00:14:50,196 --> 00:14:53,155
but S.H.I.E.L.D. can't entrust
a being this powerful

291
00:14:53,238 --> 00:14:55,613
to a first-time mom and a gambling addict.

292
00:14:55,696 --> 00:14:58,238
- Hey!
- Recovering gambling addict, thank you!

293
00:14:58,321 --> 00:15:00,280
I got the chip. That's the wrong chip.

294
00:15:00,363 --> 00:15:02,030
Coulson, carton it.

295
00:15:07,696 --> 00:15:12,446
It appears you need some help
reorienting your perspective.

296
00:15:17,113 --> 00:15:18,753
I don't like it!

297
00:15:21,613 --> 00:15:23,155
If that's how it's gonna be...

298
00:15:28,321 --> 00:15:30,780
For Dormam...

299
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:31,863
Get it, get it!

300
00:15:33,446 --> 00:15:35,655
- Get it!
- Get it! I got my...

301
00:15:38,113 --> 00:15:39,113
Huh?

302
00:15:39,196 --> 00:15:40,821
All right.

303
00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:45,238
Let's go.

304
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:47,696
Do you hear that?

305
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,655
- Oh?
- Oh-ho-ho!

306
00:15:49,738 --> 00:15:51,363
Ask and you shall receive.

307
00:15:51,446 --> 00:15:52,606
I didn't hear you ask anyone.

308
00:15:52,655 --> 00:15:55,446
Well, I was askin', babe.
You know, in my head.

309
00:15:58,530 --> 00:16:01,446
Breaking Space News,
Terran defense force, S.H.I.E.L.D.,

310
00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:04,488
has issued an Ivory Alert
for a missing cosmic relic,

311
00:16:04,571 --> 00:16:07,238
last seen leaving Knowhere
in a Sakaaran vessel.

312
00:16:07,321 --> 00:16:11,405
Well, look at us,
like an intergalactic Bonnie and Clyde.

313
00:16:11,488 --> 00:16:14,280
Have you seen that movie, Howard?
It does not end great for them.

314
00:16:14,946 --> 00:16:17,196
Look, we need to find someplace
where we can lay low.

315
00:16:17,821 --> 00:16:21,821
Not to worry. I know just the place
where we can chill.

316
00:16:23,113 --> 00:16:26,905
For too long, Jotunheim has been
relegated to the shadows.

317
00:16:26,988 --> 00:16:31,155
But with this,
the Nine Realms will have no choice

318
00:16:31,238 --> 00:16:34,613
but to bear witness
to our glorious purpose.

319
00:16:35,155 --> 00:16:39,988
Right here at the Jotun Slopes
luxury hotel, resort, and casino.

320
00:16:40,071 --> 00:16:42,780
The future of intergalactic winter sports.

321
00:16:43,488 --> 00:16:44,655
That's pretty cool, right?

322
00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:47,780
I mean, my father's not
100% on board just yet,

323
00:16:47,863 --> 00:16:49,988
but, you know, I'm gonna get him there.

324
00:16:50,071 --> 00:16:53,363
Dude, we didn't come here
for a sales pitch. We came for your help.

325
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,738
You know, I thought so,
and let me just cut to the chase.

326
00:16:55,821 --> 00:16:58,488
I can't wait to be your baby's godfather.

327
00:16:58,571 --> 00:17:00,821
I'm so honored. Thank you.
This means the world.

328
00:17:00,905 --> 00:17:02,571
- Is this guy serious right now?
- Uh.

329
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,363
Listen,
as swell as that offer is...

330
00:17:05,446 --> 00:17:07,321
- Yeah.
- Really, we're very touched.

331
00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:09,446
What we need right now is shelter.

332
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:12,071
We're kinda on the lam
from a couple of cops.

333
00:17:12,155 --> 00:17:13,946
- And sorcerers.
- Pirates, too.

334
00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:15,547
So, what do you say? Can you help us out?

335
00:17:15,571 --> 00:17:16,611
What're you talking about?

336
00:17:16,655 --> 00:17:19,946
You're my brother from another mother's
old lady's sister from another mister.

337
00:17:20,655 --> 00:17:21,780
Uh...

338
00:17:21,863 --> 00:17:23,446
You're practically family.

339
00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:26,280
Thanks, man.
I mean, it has been a long trip,

340
00:17:26,363 --> 00:17:28,821
and we have not been able
to catch a break.

341
00:17:31,363 --> 00:17:35,155
Oh! Is that guests already? Hang on, wait,
our soft opening isn't for a few days.

342
00:17:35,238 --> 00:17:38,113
I don't think they're here for you.

343
00:17:43,238 --> 00:17:48,571
Mr. and Mrs. The Duck,
I told you to leave this to us!

344
00:17:48,655 --> 00:17:50,530
Ah, Sir Nicholas Fury!

345
00:17:50,613 --> 00:17:52,071
Let's go!

346
00:17:55,321 --> 00:17:56,488
Quickly. Quickly.

347
00:17:56,571 --> 00:17:57,571
Oh, Father!

348
00:17:57,655 --> 00:18:02,821
So much for this grand opening
of yours, my son.

349
00:18:02,905 --> 00:18:05,738
These are my friends.
See them to safety, yes?

350
00:18:05,821 --> 00:18:07,988
Or we can take this...

351
00:18:08,071 --> 00:18:09,631
- Dad! What are you doing?
- No, no, no!

352
00:18:09,696 --> 00:18:13,113
- Give it back.
- And return Jotunheim to its former glory.

353
00:18:13,196 --> 00:18:14,738
No! No return to former glory!

354
00:18:14,821 --> 00:18:16,297
- This is embarrassing!
- S.H.I.E.L.D.!

355
00:18:16,321 --> 00:18:17,321
- Nobody move!
- Dad!

356
00:18:17,405 --> 00:18:18,696
Surrender the artifact!

357
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:21,196
My brother from another mother
will not look kindly on this.

358
00:18:23,196 --> 00:18:24,530
See? I told you.

359
00:18:30,571 --> 00:18:34,030
I don't think it's who you think it is.

360
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,988
Kneel before Zeus!

361
00:18:38,071 --> 00:18:40,488
Oh, good, you're already kneeling.

362
00:18:40,571 --> 00:18:43,238
Now, where is this Egg
I saw written in the stars?

363
00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:45,738
Okay, cool.
Well, we're heading south for the winter.

364
00:18:45,821 --> 00:18:47,363
Never been much of a snowbird anyway.

365
00:18:47,446 --> 00:18:49,046
- Darce, let's get outta here.
- Come on!

366
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,530
Hey, what do I got?

367
00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:54,946
Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
Thunderbolt, thunderbolt!

368
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:56,238
That guy shocked me!

369
00:18:56,321 --> 00:18:57,738
I'm comin' back for you, buddy!

370
00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,280
Darce!

371
00:18:59,363 --> 00:19:03,780
Hark, the child born under the stars
of the Convergence is ours to take.

372
00:19:03,863 --> 00:19:09,821
And with it, we shall finally plunge
the Nine Realms into eternal darkness.

373
00:19:09,905 --> 00:19:12,321
Get out of my way!
I am a Master of the Dark Arts!

374
00:19:12,405 --> 00:19:14,821
I'm a Dark Elf.
It's in the name, you dimwit!

375
00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:16,321
- Heretic!
- Thunderbolt!

376
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:17,988
Hey!

377
00:19:18,071 --> 00:19:20,113
Hear me and rejoice.

378
00:19:20,196 --> 00:19:23,321
Oh, no! You're not getting your mitts
on our magical kid!

379
00:19:23,405 --> 00:19:25,321
What? No.
We're just here for a company retreat.

380
00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:26,780
- We have a Groupon.
- Okay.

381
00:19:26,863 --> 00:19:30,655
Uh, wait. Did you say "magical kid"?

382
00:19:30,738 --> 00:19:33,030
- Howard!
- Sorry!

383
00:19:33,113 --> 00:19:35,363
We might want to call this one in.

384
00:19:35,446 --> 00:19:36,905
Thunderbolt for you!

385
00:19:41,530 --> 00:19:42,780
Get up, no, no...

386
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,196
Mama's got you, Junior!

387
00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:52,321
My fabulous Egg.

388
00:19:52,405 --> 00:19:54,321
- DJ Foam?
- The omelet man!

389
00:19:54,405 --> 00:19:56,321
We meet again. What're the odds?

390
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,821
No, seriously, I'm asking you,
what are the odds?

391
00:20:00,405 --> 00:20:02,988
- No, no, no. Howard!
- Oh, no!

392
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,488
- Oh, no, no, no!
- No, no, no!

393
00:20:06,571 --> 00:20:08,488
Oh, come to Papa.

394
00:20:11,571 --> 00:20:14,780
- Sparkles! Huh?
- Oh, no, we're going down. Abandon ship.

395
00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:18,738
No, no, no! Howard!

396
00:20:18,821 --> 00:20:21,571
Excuse me. Just makin' my way.
Daddy's got you, baby.

397
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,321
Faster, Howard, faster!

398
00:20:24,405 --> 00:20:25,988
I'm running as fast as I can!

399
00:20:29,113 --> 00:20:31,071
The Stones? Is this about the Stones?

400
00:20:31,155 --> 00:20:32,821
Have you found them? Where are they?

401
00:20:34,405 --> 00:20:37,905
An egg? You called me for an egg?

402
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,696
It's magical?

403
00:20:44,905 --> 00:20:46,071
Yello.

404
00:20:46,155 --> 00:20:48,071
Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

405
00:20:50,696 --> 00:20:52,446
- Oh. Whoa.
- Come on, Duck!

406
00:20:54,696 --> 00:20:55,780
No!

407
00:20:56,363 --> 00:20:59,321
Yeah! Yodelheim rules!

408
00:20:59,405 --> 00:21:02,613
Yeah! The The Ducks can't be stopped!

409
00:21:05,321 --> 00:21:06,821
- No!
- Hold up.

410
00:21:12,655 --> 00:21:14,988
And there goes your trust fund.

411
00:21:16,071 --> 00:21:17,071
All of it?

412
00:21:39,405 --> 00:21:42,821
This can't be it, Howard. Can it?

413
00:21:46,988 --> 00:21:48,196
Who can say?

414
00:21:49,446 --> 00:21:52,946
I never would've thunk a life like this
could've been written in the stars.

415
00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:55,530
A girl like you...

416
00:21:57,238 --> 00:21:58,696
I mean, a duck like me.

417
00:21:59,363 --> 00:22:02,488
Thank God that bar was offering
half-price nachos.

418
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,280
Well, the nachos
might've sealed the deal, but...

419
00:22:06,071 --> 00:22:07,071
I always knew.

420
00:22:08,655 --> 00:22:10,571
We were brought together
for something more.

421
00:22:13,321 --> 00:22:14,780
I always knew it, too.

422
00:22:36,363 --> 00:22:39,571
♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪

423
00:22:42,613 --> 00:22:46,196
♪ I can't get enough of you, baby ♪

424
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,905
♪ Can you get enough of me? ♪

425
00:22:48,988 --> 00:22:49,988
Never.

426
00:22:53,030 --> 00:22:56,571
♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪

427
00:22:56,655 --> 00:22:58,946
♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪

428
00:22:59,030 --> 00:23:00,030
♪ You know that! ♪

429
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,280
Uh...

430
00:23:02,905 --> 00:23:03,988
Darce...

431
00:23:13,238 --> 00:23:16,655
- Ah, that power.
- So pure.

432
00:23:16,738 --> 00:23:19,655
- It's divine.
- So beautiful.

433
00:23:19,738 --> 00:23:22,988
Just as it was written in the stars.

434
00:23:23,071 --> 00:23:24,071
Seize it!

435
00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:36,946
Wow! Darce, look at this.

436
00:23:37,030 --> 00:23:38,905
This kid might have some magic of its own!

437
00:23:38,988 --> 00:23:40,530
Maybe we should keep singing?

438
00:23:40,613 --> 00:23:44,780
♪ Oh, I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪

439
00:23:44,863 --> 00:23:48,363
♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪

440
00:23:48,446 --> 00:23:52,363
♪ And I can't get enough of you, baby ♪

441
00:23:52,446 --> 00:23:56,113
♪ Can you get enough of me? ♪

442
00:23:57,738 --> 00:23:59,780
- You all right, Coulson?
- I'm good, boss.

443
00:23:59,863 --> 00:24:02,363
So, you know,
what do you think of the resort?

444
00:24:15,030 --> 00:24:17,863
There's... There's too many of them.

445
00:24:18,363 --> 00:24:21,280
No! There's gotta be
somethin' else we can do.

446
00:24:33,196 --> 00:24:34,321
Howard, the baby!

447
00:24:59,238 --> 00:25:02,821
Okay, okay, this was fun,
but I have an orgy to get to.

448
00:25:46,405 --> 00:25:48,280
Um, Howard?

449
00:25:48,821 --> 00:25:53,613
And to think I was worried
you wouldn't be able to protect her.

450
00:25:53,696 --> 00:25:57,405
Yeah, yeah. She's a natural-born slugger,
just like her old man.

451
00:25:57,488 --> 00:25:59,946
Oh, no need for that. I was wrong.

452
00:26:02,988 --> 00:26:06,196
Power that great
is safest with its family.

453
00:26:14,655 --> 00:26:15,905
You guys got this.

454
00:26:16,446 --> 00:26:17,446
Fury out!

455
00:26:21,821 --> 00:26:23,863
Hi, guys. Hi, hi.

456
00:26:24,738 --> 00:26:28,780
Listen, I've talked it over with my father
and to make amends...

457
00:26:28,863 --> 00:26:32,988
We'd like to comp you
a room at the lodge. And...

458
00:26:33,071 --> 00:26:36,613
Honestly, it's the least we could do.
Really, my friends. We insist.

459
00:26:37,571 --> 00:26:38,863
Full minibar.

460
00:26:39,488 --> 00:26:40,488
Mm.

461
00:26:41,363 --> 00:26:42,571
What do you think, babe?

462
00:26:43,738 --> 00:26:45,821
Never been one to turn down a free trip,

463
00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:48,946
but there's only one place in the world
I wanna be.

464
00:26:52,488 --> 00:26:57,155
Even in an endless universe,
there's no place like home.

465
00:26:58,321 --> 00:27:03,155
And parents
are the greatest heroes of all.

466
00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:14,446
Aw. Our little Byrdie. She's perfect.

467
00:27:15,030 --> 00:27:16,655
Yeah. She is, isn't she?

468
00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:19,696
All right, like we rehearsed.

469
00:27:20,530 --> 00:27:21,613
Step...

470
00:27:21,696 --> 00:27:25,613
- Step. And step. And step.
- Step. And step. And step.

471
00:27:25,696 --> 00:27:26,905
- You get the door.
- Fine.

472
00:27:33,238 --> 00:27:34,780
- No!
- Oh, God. Did you do the bottle?

473
00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:37,131
- You're supposed to do the bottle.
- No, the bottle's fine, Howard.

474
00:27:37,155 --> 00:27:39,315
No, it's way too hot.
You can't give a bottle that hot.

475
00:27:39,363 --> 00:27:40,905
It's the blanket. She hates the color!

476
00:27:40,988 --> 00:27:42,280
Why'd we get her this color?